NEW

We are friends

That happened like 4 years ago lol, and you're telling me to get the stick out of my ass

Take the wedge out of your own ass before you ask me to take the stick out of mine

Been alright, can't complain.
How about you?

*pat*

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new
more like
goat

McFucking kill yourself.

I been good as fuck, working like 20 hours a week and the government gives me $1700 a month to go to school, so life is fucking grand!!!!!!!!!

:3
same. Gotta get all the gibs

pic related all the t girls in the squad

no u

not gonna lie this may have changed the game

It's a punchline and a meme i'm trying to force

you just add it to the end of just about anything

Oi'm En'ry

It's a punchline and a meme i'm trying to force

you just add i
to the end of just about anything

Oi'm En'ry

Niggers are literally the most homophobic group as they slob on each other's knobs.

oh finally tsuch

I disagree

sand niggers are much worse

can you call your bitch off

tsuchi how do you latch on to the biggest whore on ponychan anyways

I'll give you all the fucking gibs fucking take them bitch!!!!~!!!!!\

you goin T baRD? COME VISIT i'LL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS bITCH

NO, yoU ARE THE FUCKING GAME.

i FEEEL DUBBLE SPECIAL WITH 2 =BARD REPLIES!!!!!

oh like

hurr the game

ok dude

i cant travl desu

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NO, FUCK THE GAME, THAT SHIT DIED YEARS AGO, YOU ARE THE FUCKING GAME!!

i'LL PAY FOIR IT!!!!

BETTER THAN A LEFT PARTY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

No I mean I cant cause i dont drive

whatever dude

GET DROPPED OFF AT THE AIRPORT, i'LL PICK YOU UP AT DTW!!!!!!

FUCK YOU AND YUOUR WHATEVER, YOU THE REAL SHIT, DUDE, ACCEPT THAT!!!!

how do i get to the airport

ASK SOMEONE TO DROP YOU OFF, OR TAKE A FUCKING UBER., i'LL PAY FOR IT.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_8-bIkn0o

Still best song

whoa whao calm down lol

hi ban

FUCK, THAT'S A GOOD SONG, YOU GOT BITCHEN TASTE BITCH!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU!!!!!

i cant do that lol how do i eeven explain that

i wanna meetu p and hang out with my internet friends but thats not pracical ;~;

Hi TPs

Hows you ?

I love this band

they are pretty good

FUCK, THAT VIDEO WOULD MAKE ME HARD, IF i WASN'T WAISTED!!!!!!!

JUST DO IT, DON'T LET YOUR DRESWAM S BE DREWEAMS!!!!!!

POST STOCKINGS AND i'LL BE YOUR TOY BOY FOR THE NIGHT!!!!!!

best album tbh

FUCKING CRINGE, YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE!!!!!!

Red isnt even the best king crimson album

0/10

my mouse is double clicking

and i hate using my laptop mouse

hashtag whitegirlproblems

I'm not doing that

you can have another song though

youtube.com/watch?v=MVRg8gZ8zPA

new mouse when ?

whoa

Larks Tongues?
Discipline?
In the wake of possession?
All three I could see being better. I just like Red more

come to brasil

In the wake of poseidon
disregard this, I suck cock

EVEN tp DOESNT AGREE WITH YOU, HOW YOU THINK THAT SHITS GOOD???

i'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFOREEW/.

My eyes close up tight
Technicolor's spillin' out

Actually... Money is probably the thing I need the least

-1/10

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youtube.com/watch?v=vB5nK99ssI4

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

This song speak to me

youtu.be/8mbtC-lFYw8?t=30s

lol zara larsson sold out

good thing murder's dong is actually 8 inches

BITCH TECHNICOLOR IS THE SHIT, i LOVE IT!!!!

GIBS ARE MONEy????????

OH, THIS ONES CUTE, i LOVE IT!!!

HOW THE FUCK DID i EVER LOVE YOU, YOU Have shit taste!!!!!! BUT I STILL LOVE YOU !!! FUCK ME ALREADY!!!!!

Alex Cameron is great. Also my tastes are varied. I like a lot of sit. When do you want to make love?

why is murder even here?

pretty sure we established that murder was fake news like three years ago

side note i lowkey like murder

youtube.com/watch?v=Y4l2NMCVPHI

bad taste

idk like why fight people like that

they wont leave

Say what you will about me, but I haven't sold out and I am not an autistic roleplayer like most of the losers here

*roleplays*

also sick upper body builds

EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY, CUDDLE WITH ME AND MY GF TONIGHT@!!!!

MURDER SECRETLY LOVES ME, AND SEES ME BEING GEY, AND WANTS SOME.

i HIGHKWEY LOVE MURDER!!!!!!!

YOU POST TOO MUCH LINKING ME, LINK MORE P[EOPLE, BE A REAL P[EOPLE!!!

i DON'5T RP, i AM MEW, AND MURDER IS MEANT TO BE MINE!@!!!!!!

but no murder did his time he's alright

Upper body builds? I am like all legs though

hmmmst

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nobody ever leaves
jus cause you dont leave doesnt make you a good poter

YOU'RE STILL DOING IT WRONG!!!!!

did you see that shit ealier how TB and smiles set me up to fight?

holy shit i'm just trying to chill

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youtube.com/watch?v=TqIJGk5a42Y

FIGHT wHOO ????

*roleplays anime girl*

It's really down to the honor guard now

if you want an ambush i'll fuck your shit up btw

When you play a new song by mistake and it turns out awesome

VR CHATAS ARE COOL AS FUCK THOUGH, i COULD CARE LESS WHAT GENDER ALL THE BITCHES ARE.@@@@@@!!!!!

i AMM THE FUCKING HONOR GUARD, GIVE ME MY FUCKING COLORS CATO!!!!

Do I count ?

Yes, it's basically anyone who posted over the last hour

is it clear?

Isn't it?

I just got here pretty much

i ALWAYS THOUGHT GIBS WERE ATTENTIONS, BUT ANYTHING PAYPAL IS RAEAL MONEY@@@@!!!!!!

YOURE MY BITCH SO YOU COUNT!!!!

You get a good amount of that right now too

grids is fake news again

how would gridz gf feel about his behaviour

pretty shady the way he is behaving

MY TEATH ARE NUMB!!!!!

YES i DO.

FUCK YOU, SHE'S COOL WITH IT, SHE WAS HGERE READUNG OVER MY SHOULDER A FEW MINUITES AGO.!!!!!

tfw n o g f

god forbid his fat drunkass actually lands someone

she is not "cool with it"

lol

I don't remember that happening.

SHE WOULD BE COOL WITH A THREESOME, WE ALREADY DID THE WHOLE LONG DISTANCE CUCK THING, SO FUCK YOU TP, YOU JUST MAD YOU AREANT ASTTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO SMASH!!!!!!

WELL THEN YOU Aren't [paying close enough attentyion boy,

fdhjjyfrjkfkgfkgmfkfkfgkgfk

How much longer do think you're going to be able to keep this up ?

yeah, you's a bitch as usual!!!!!

how long do you want me to????

use code keem and get 10 % off your purchases

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...

Took a nap.
Am awake again.

Hello, thread.

my purchases are already 30% off

what a cuck, you don't even see it, you such a bitch!!!!

oh hey

we're bullying griddlz

I don't really care

...

o/

did you call me a cuck?

But Griddles is nice to everyone.

Salo eater.

eh he's pretty drunk and rude

so long as you love it, I'll do it, cuddle me bitch@!!!!!!

yeah, fucking do something about it!!!!

I don't think he and I have ever had an issue.

Fucker of your mom

...

talk him down then

fuck you, i ONLY RUDE TO YOU tp!!!!!
EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS THERE PLACE!!!!!

...

I don't like it.

their*

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THE ATTENTION!@!!!!

ACCEPT THERE PLACE IS ACTUALLY A LOCATION!!!

ok

I like having an excuse to post songs I like.

youtube.com/watch?v=peOPK_DT1WQ

yep

That's me

you're probably wondering how I got into this situation
well..........
it all started last thursday...........

I love you, I hate you
I'll kiss you, I'll kill you
I'm toxic and deadly
This chaos controls me

There’s no way to fix it
When broken is better

i'M SORRY, i REALLY JUST WANT TO FUCK WITH tp, ANMD YOU GOT DRAWN INTO IT, PRETENT TO LOVER IT AND TP WILL HATE IT!!!>>2023175
PERFECTLY POSTED

DIE HARD IS A GREAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO i'LL BE YOUR YUKARI IF YOU'LL BE MY IRWIN!!!!

Might die at a young age
I know this sounds cliché

DIE WITH ME, AS YOUNG AS YOU PLEAse!!!!

yeezus

I would be fine if our boners where the samew size!!!!

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I'm going to bed now!!!!

imma go fuck my girl!!!!!!

God I wish that were me

imma go fuck Bard!!!!!!

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Yes, partybus gets all the bitches

...

I was naked

but now I am also afraid

Post pics.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

this tbh

never tried this before.....hopefully you guyus like my first sellfish!

bard's sticky shellfish

Squoddy.............

yeah post em

Goodnight.

it's like 7pm

nini goggies

Bottle caps are like landmines when you have tile floors.

I fucked my girl, I accidentally put it in her butt for a second though and she didn't like that.

but its only been a half hour desu

well you gotta take a shower and get all the lube out of your ass

gotta count for that too

I went straight to work, and half hours a damn long time to fuck, also I came all over and we gotta wash sheets now.

don't even @ me if you can't fuck all night

We bought to go again!!!!!

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Do u guys think my baby tomato is cute

Super Gyaru

Rin said I'm punk loli, though

Are you sure I'm not a loli?

Am I Gyaru yet ?

I used to shop at hot topic

I know what i'm talking about

Pale Matsuri gyaru is the only correct gyaru

I did too; that should be obvious

I should actually check out Hot Topic again some time

youd fit in there

Lets go shopping at Hot Topic

We did the fuck again, no she wants the cuddles.

Hell bent with ill intent, far from innocent, direction is uncertainty but we will see, eventually

It's only been 5 minnutes desu

i like hot topic can i come

17 is not 5.

I don't wear stuff like that most of the time but I have a few band shirts and stuff that are the kind of thing they sell

I kind of want to gorilla glue Hot Topic spikes to the edges of my Tamagotchi in the shape of a downward-pointing pentagram but it seems like that may be hard to do with smooth plastic even with glue like that

It's a good idea

Kind of want a Ghost shirt

Yeah same

Yeah

Good luck with your appointment later, by the way ^^

I kind of want to gorilla glue Hot Topic spikes to the edges of my Tamagotchi in the shape of a downward-pointing pentagram but it seems like that may be hard to do with smooth plastic even with glue like that

I want a Ghost Town shirt pretty badly

I kind of want to gorilla glue Hot Topic spikes to the edges of my Tamagotchi in the shape of a downward-pointing pentagram but it seems like that may be hard to do with smooth plastic even with glue like that

Like this image I made in Photoshop except I decided silver spikes would be better because they'd match it better

I mean

just listen to this

youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_8-bIkn0o

I don't think I've listened to Ghost Town

Are they your favorite Hot Topic band

youtube.com/watch?v=f523ZQkYDaQ

yes

STOP POSTING NEF, REAL NEF IS IN ONE OF THE DISCORDS AND ITS CONFUSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually I feel like you linked me this before a different time I was high out of my mind

I kind of like it

I'll listen to that next

How are things with that trap? :3

no

filter me

I had a change of heart.

Got control of myself for once.

things have come up making me push back the appointment
and have to go to a different doctor

was supposed to go today but
again
things changed

hopefully by the end of march ill be good

New Citrus in less than 9 hours (▼ω▼o)y-~~~

New Matsuri caps in less than 9 hours (▼ω▼o)y-~~~

I get short crushes like that sometimes to, or at least I used to

It happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Okay, I hope everything's alright ^^

Fuck Citrus.
Obtain Oni.

I get them sometimes

At least i didn't do anything

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...

I'm not a weeb, explain ur post

Yeah people don't like it if you e-date them for a short time and then get bored

I haven't gotten many crushes on bois

The half demon girl.

God I always get so bored.

I just want out

...

A guy I met in VRchat lives in the same town as me and wants to take me dirt biking at his families desert estate and then grab a limo and party in LA .

The one you're posting? Wait, didn't you complain about that anime specifically to me? U called it "Cucked in the Franxx"

Yeah I still feel pretty done with relationships for now

Being single is comfy, and romance adds a whole new set of distractions to life when there's other shit I need to figure out

Were u shy about meeting her

Everyone's been making the cuck meme.

I still hit on people and stuff but I'm not going to date anyone.

cool tell me how it goes

not really because she was a giant nerd like me and by then we knew a lot about each other

I got raped.

you should
givehim my number

I don't know what this guy does but hes loaded

Hes thinking about giving me his vive right now

Well I watched the first ep last night and it seems okay so far

I like the horns gril but yeah it seems like the MC might be kind of unideal

Same

Just have a ton of VR sex with many people, starting with the cute trap

Do her parents make good Arab food

I took a super high 22 year old girl on a weed adventure today.

I found some really weird and cool maps

They've given him a LOT of room to grow, and 24 eps to do it in, so maybe he'll cowboy up here pretty soon and stop being such a puss.

psshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

cool, i ended up in a 4 and a half year long relationship thats still going

Or maybe he'll end up being like Bard and I'll drop this show faster than his brothers drop him.

Lucky Lucky

two sides to every coin i suppose

That's not true ;~;

at least we both got what we wanted

Prove it.

me rn

...you're a faggot rainbow of emotions?
Outright Borderline Bard.

Spec is posting the cuck girl

haha yeah lets point and laugh at the cuck girl

Look at that little white cuck ball

Ichigo is not for bullying or cucking.

it me

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.... .... .... ..

youtube.com/watch?v=MzuB6YSJMPk

I would the girl

What?

-runs around in his Mothra pajamas, flapping his cloth wings and making "skreeee" noises-

I'd take her out to a nice restaurant

And then climb out the restroom window and fuck her best friend

Like where?

Nah, she's pretty cute

flat

like my place. I cook better than any shit restaurant anyway.
And more privacy is good too

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Canonically F L A T

LMAO no
Doesn't matter, she stands you up and tries to hit on her unrequited crush.

apologies for the message on discord but one of my friends got a cat and then his disgusted aunt got dementia or something, im pretty sure that gets confused for Alzheimer's a lot

Oh god yes, I need this.

Breast boi

...

How would you know, you haven't tried any

I've seen enough to know.

0.o -squeaks?-

Can you really blame the Mc for wanting someone else ?

...

Oni is the only option.

Because how it looks defines how it tastes.
You're dumber than I thought

-will not stand for this baseless cat-slander...and sits down on the chair politely, folding his mothra wings back-

Until next month where you jump onto a new girl. Like you have the past year

how long until she cucks him ?

Presentation is worth half.

Pffff. Impossible!

Based on the appearance of pic related? Soon. Very soon.

Toxoplas only affects people with compromised immune systems :< you should be safe

i was scared of it anyways

Who could have seen this coming ?

I'll just put some blinders on her then, then slowly put something not too unpleasantly warm into her mouth so she can taste it first and form a proper opinion

riiiiight, just like the last 10 times

the mouse that likes cats

Absolutely no one... that didn't watch the opening credits.

That sounds kinda rape-y. You gonna make her eat all the eggs next?

SHHH

i kind of think the idea of a parasite living in your brain making you not fear cats anymore is cool, just so it can get eaten and reproduce in the belly of cats

maybe thats why we like cats so much too??

I actually got a shitton of eggs I could serve her too

lol

'Y-you can go home but you've got to eat your eggs first.'

Anti-cucking method number 37

kind of crazy that something so small could cause such a large behavior change

smart

-refuses to believe it. Kitties don't make you sick. They make you

...

i mean i totally agree, all evidence points towards pets improving mode and symptoms in sick people as long as sanitation needs are met

:3

She could, but I bet she'd stay for the night~

mood*

-thinks you should stahp playing in the litter box-

-_o

i cant help worrying, i had a sand box as a child

good morning lads I don't feel tired today this is going to be a good day

goodnight lads

Good morning

Good night

good girl

w-wow Bard, please .///.

So hunt down the freeman was a hilarious shitfest

Who the what now?

...

Bard's the god of suckin' dick.

Bard is God of all that is good

HL2 mod that's being sold for $25. At least until valve takes it down, which is inevitable.
Contains plenty of things ripped straight out of the game, straight up stolen from other mods, etc. Also, hilariously bad, buggy to the point of unplayability and generally a complete joke.

Also maybe they leaked the source debug kits that'd let people reverse engineer later versions of source which would be such a hilarious fuck up it's insane, but nobody can confirm or deny it.

...

bard is bard

you take that back

bard is a nice person and a great friend

He is, trust me

no
you fukken BARD

and god

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...

what are you trying to convey with this message, my lord

maybe this one might be more descriptive hehe :3

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2slow

Thanks for last night btw, I really needed that~

Workong on tcg, gonna make that wizard money

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wtf HU i told you not to TELL the WHOLE THREAD

Don't worry, they're all mad jealous at your amazing skills. Especially Squiddy

no that's not particularly descriptive either
why don't you just use words

Why would I be?

Cause like Ban, you're a cockgobbler

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Me no good with words

I'd kiss all of them regardless

o-oh
you'r not ;~:

afternoon nezi desu

that's ok I'm fairly decent with them I can help you out

I don't gobble no cocks

double negative.
You indeed do gobble cocks

but what if indeed do is a double positive

see

Just bought a new keyboard.
Time to suck at games until I get use to it.

Then is still a positive

don't weasel your way out of this one hu
if a double negative creates a positive then a double positive creates a negative

2+2=-4
Loafie math.

you know let's talk about something else
I was never very good at maths

this but unironically

I dunno, I can't find a flaw in this logic.

Don't weasel your way out of this one, Loafie.

hold on why are you talking about maths in the first place

-2 * -2 = 4
2 * 2 = 4
Nah man

but would you kiss me if I was a cat?

ohayou

quick math

Why were you?

no maths alright

"I don't gobble no cocks" = usage of don't and no, making a double negative, which means that the sentence actually means "I gobble cocks"
now from this logic
"I do gobble cocks" = usage of do and gobble, and, if a double negative creates a positive, then a double positive creates a negative

hi nezi how're you doing

I don't recall having done so but if I have then I shall stop

meaning the 2nd sentence means "I don't gobble cocks"

I dunno guys, I'm not sure this Hu guy really knows what he's talking about after all.

Is that even a question? ofc!

couldn't sleep last night

just sitting here kinda out of it

wishing i was feeling good and cuddling a cutie

do you like puppies or kitties more? :u

Hu would kiss you now
he's a kisslut

I like puppies more than kitties, but I like grown cats more than dogs in general.
But I really do love dogs too, so long they don't bark

I'd kiss you, fag!

I too wish I were feeling good and cuddling a cutie

You'd kiss this *dick*

It's so small it's barely kissable

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN

That doesn't even make any sense.

The correct joke would have been that it's so small that's all you could do to it, or something.

The joke is it's so small it might as well not be there

urna stink

...

a bit better
at least you're trying now

I nico nico need more nico nico nii puns

nico nico nigga

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