Goggles' favorite movie

I have not gone completely senile yet.

Good.
I mean I'll pay to see Tarantino.
Or if I think it's something I'll actually like.
Usually I only went because I had friends that wanted to go, but I just pirated that shit otherwise.
Feels like a bullet in the head to give money to media these days because you know how shit it's all gotten. But I like to put my dollar where I think it at least is deserved.

If anything I'll pay money for the dvd.

Just pirate the DVD.

If I can afford it, I do the same thing. I have a list of shit I will one day pay tribute to. But it is because I believe the experience I recieved was worth the tribute, and was valuable to me.

Everyone wants me to go see Nigga Pantha with them and I don't even want to contribute a cent to that.

Don't get your hopes up.

I pirate the Blue ray for a digital copy.

I can afford it. But most movies are shit.

If you think you will be even remotely critical, even if your criticism will be valid.. AVOID!
The SJEWS WILL SMITE THEE

Meet me in Montauk.

Same.
I haven't paid for a Blu-ray in a decade, I think.
Last I bought was District 9's if memory serves.

Nigga Pantha has a higher Rotten Tomatoes score than fucking Citizen Kane.
All because "it's by black people!"

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Nailed it.

No, it's not because of the black people, because black people can still make something objectively good, and allow criticism without the risk of the critic being completely wrecked in the wake of the "BABBY EVERYONE WHO ISN'T PRIVILEDGE BECAUSE REASONS".

TERRIBLE MOVIE

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I mean, it is purely the new wave SJW bullshit movement to blame tbh. It never had to be like this, everything would have been better if it weren't.

Mandy a cute irl

Oh i didnt know kekfa. Maybe ill play again

Unlucky.

What's unlucky is Canada losing to USA in curling.

Jesus Christ Wish.

Double medals in ski cross though :^)

What

Did they really? Lol!
Canadians are so fucking gay for curling it isn't even funny. I have childhood videos of myself trying to curl at age 3 or 4.
Most of it was me falling on my face

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das gay

You should have heard some of Mandys pick up lines

those were probably extra gay

Horrible.

Nyeh. Canada is 2nd in medals behind Norway right now. You two are both ice countries so it makes sense. We won a womens hockey too ^^

I love curling. It's so silly but graceful. It's probably really hard to be good at it

2nd Flan

1st Flan

Yeah but at least he was nice and not autistic. I expected this to be a cringefest because lol meeting strangers on the internet but he was pleasant.

K

Shootouts are not legitimate victories, sorry :^)

Was just you and Mandy or what?

good evening bbs~

-petpet-
I'm the sleepy Flan. Im gonna go.

It countssss. Nighnigh. You can still win mens hockey

Then US men were fairly eliminated :^)

Night

Me too, I have many a childhood memory at the rink. I remember busting my ass (but falling on my ass) trying to impress my grandfather who was really good at it. I liked using the brush myself.
It's a complicated sport.. You gotta be able to move at the right speed with the brush to give the rock the right friction to hit. If you're throwing the rock, you gotta let it go and eyeball the collision. It's like a sport based on collision physics and it's pretty neat!

Yeah, caught a drink and a stick at a lounge on 7th and Union. Arent you one of the valleyfags?

Hi, love. How's the transition going?

lel

which one~?

Your life transition you cheeky fuck. Don't make me purposely use the wrong pronouns on you

You're gonna fuck up against Czechs again.

Nice. All the internet people I've met have never been cringy at all surprisingly, it's been fun. And yeah, Southwest Valley.

You should come out with us next time. I hope you're a scotch and cigar type of guy.

wow jeez.

its going. still just saving but ive been keeping tabs on a few i like and their availability as we get closer.

Good. If you ever need any more help, you know I'm here.
Have a window set yet?

I don't drink at all, I'm actually super lame when it comes to alcohol and tobacco.

It depends on a few things. More details after these messages~

I just realized.. Curling is like playing pool but on ice and with your self as the stick.

We could go to a cat convention so you can be surrounded by your own kind

lmao

I swear I'm not a dick i just dont get many chances to make a terrible joke

That

...what?

*boops*

Short answer: A few weeks.

Neat. You drink?

we wuz

gay

Are you really a mormon?

Yes, sometimes.

Yeeeeaahhh, fuck you too.

Sweet. Let's get together and get trashed for your first night in town

Yes.

I never met one before.

Perhaptually yes.

I just got to my computer and posted to the first thing i saw hi

There's more mormons outside of the US than in it. That's odd I did my mission in Vancouver

Neat. Maybe I'll get those Elma/Mandy videos after all

Nigger you don't even know who I am

Are you aware your entire religion is based on a lie?

see if i give a fuck, faggot. I'll be nice to you all i want, you motherfucker.

Well, I live no where near there so that's probably why I didn't pretend to take your pamphlet seriously.

omg whatever x_x

Elma x Mandy OTP

wat why even

There are temples all over Canada

it's just shipping. harmless shipping.
i think

I'm more concerned with the handling

Bruh, I don't even go to the brand of 'temples' I was raised to worship unless I have to for familial reasons. It's nothing religiously personal.

that was a very good joke i actually laughed

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Damn it Elma I wanted to make that joke when I opened this thread and scrolled down

rekt

Technicolor's spillin' out

spill this

It's all up to you
You live or you burn
You win and you lose
It's all up to you
You live or you burn
But you gotta choose

Awoo

Awoo

wooo

Careful, his magical mormon underwear might protect him against your sinful statements.

I have nothing to fear from that boy.

Also, reeeoooooowww
I want to fit in so bad

Gud, fear is control, and that's no good!

We live in sad times

I only have fear of sharks

haha le old fag

xD

It's been a while dude relax my baby boy.

we are
The ones to blame
In every end,
We start it all over again

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god I wish that were me

Only mortal threats deserve fear. However, to numb yourself of fear, is how to survive even such terror.
I mean, if you want to be hardcore I mean. >_>

Bad dog.

Apricot scrubs are nasty but it does good work.

any attention from spec is good attention

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What are you gonna do about it ?

I'm not gonna let a shark attack me for this.

So stop giving you attention? Alright, I hear ya loud and clear.

I can't give Bard attention anymore, so you're gonna have to do slutty fox girl.

Well, that's fine. Sharks are in their element, and on your own, it'd be like facing the Vietcong but not even in a medium of life where you have any advantage or where guns even work. Bring a knife and be prepared to lose limbs against a shark,

p-pls no?

Don't worry, this is good for both of us, you're a definite upgrade from Bard so...

awoooo

Water is my element but they are just better at it than me

and they have teeth

Is Tracer still here?

I dunno

but i'll be your tracer

Hmm.

I'm okay with this.

Have you ever fantasized about living underwater and had more fun making underwater imaginary worlds than on dry land?
Asking for a friend.

Space is better than anything on earth.

I got vr

I think I would rather live on land

I have thought about being a pirate though

Hey now, that's a pretty mean thing to say

*pat*

Like.. the headset stuff?

Best answer!

2nd best!

You're right, I'm not giving you enough credit...

Yeah with the arm trackers and stuff

I would have been a pretty good pirate

I meant to Bard!

It's a tough gig.
Do you prefer Pirate or Viking life?
They are similar but very different.

Viking for sure.

Vikings at least have a home.

Now you can touch all the anime flat chest you need.

we wuz

Get on Vrchat and let me touch your flat chest

Give me 2 minutes, just putting some files onto a USB.

You can't be mean to Bard, he's incapable of feeling anything anyway.
It's more like a house pet, you can call it stupid to its face and it doesn't know any better, it still thinks you love it.

Message me when your ready

wow!
I feel sorry for your pets

Well, there is also that, but pirates generally had a base, it was usually just not the same kind of 'home' in the sense of a viking home. Vikings didn't see themselves as outlaws but saw themselves as warriors for whom triumph is rewarded the spoils and failure is you go to the gods, a real warrior culture, which lead to their success.
Pirates are shameless outlaws, but you still have a home, just a different kind.

i wish everyone on my team wasn't as bad as Tsuchi probably is

The Christians are just total pussy and don't stand a chance against real North Men.

U were a pet once.

god you fucking suck at overwatch Tsuchi, stop existing so people that suck as bad as you do stop being on my team

I feel sorry for myself too

rip you

Nope! Few others knew how to match the kind of bloodlust the vikings had. It was their way of life. Most others thrived more on peace had they the luxury. Pirates, in my mind, are weaker than Vikings due to their lack of that deeply rooted factor, and couldn't likely match the Viking devotion to war and death and the willingness to die, as pirates were the most just about money and taking people by surprise.

He's only played with me and I'm playing Monster Hunter with him right now.
You can stop calling to him now

hu confesses he enjoys grinding

more news at 4

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Is this bullying?

No, this is you gettin' called out for being a slut and a faggot.

Also reminder to continue ignoring Bard.

Hupoony gimme pats pls

More like, getting called out for liking games such as Runescape.
Nah, can't do that

that'd be $2

my village was destroyed and everythingI own taken from me

Go kill the bandits

I am going to bed soon, take care you guys.
:3

Runescape and WoW are bad games.
Wow...

Sleep tight

Yes. This is why you play the oldschool versions

All versions of them are.

Apparently just like anime then

Ah ha...

yup!

neeeeeed

fooooooood

Time to cook

eat mty weewee

Yep...
I guess I should stop ignoring Bard, you're boring.

So eat, gay boy.

I thought you of everybody would know this

Mistakes were made.

too tired to cook

just wanna eat something

no ur gross

nothing good to eat :(

yep!

:<
Not much you can do if you don't want to cook and there's nothing good to eat either.
Uh.. Sleep :3

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NOTHING at all?

Damn...

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Why you crying?

i'm not gross I'm a charismatic venus godess

More like a Venus flytrap.

Do NOT test me MOTEHR FUCKER
!!!!!!!!!!!

You still haven't replied to anything I said about you earlier, so I think I'm pretty safe from you gayboi.

That's because I cant see the keys on my keyboard through all my tears ;~;

Tasty.

So how's Kingdom Come?

I'm henry................

Uh... hi Henry.

hehe

Is brety fun
Kinda wish It would have a few more mechanics like a minimap and a better reticle but is a fun change of ppace

would have enjoyed it alot when i was younger
is slike playing a moviie

Well... least it was a good choice. Better than Overmeme.

i want to be a cute angel healer

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dont post my loods

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I have to go to a thing. Goodnight.

My eyes close tight
Technicolor's spillin' out

* licks the computer screen*

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-wants to watch a movie and sits in front of the tv, hopefully-

Yu have scary eyes e-ehehe.....

google more like
goat lol

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-stares at the blank tv screen and wonders why it hasn't shown a movie yet. Hopes he didn't offend it and pets the tv affectionately. Is a nice kitty.- :

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i need...
reaffirmation
or
comfort or pets or something

-pets you and hopes you show him a movie- o.o

-puts "a ghost story" on for you to watch as i lay down to sleep after a not great day. nini-

-sits beside you, and hides under the covers during the scary parts. Tries to pester you to eat popcorms with him!-

-asleep-

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womp womp :(

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m-maybe I could be ur Bardo tonight~

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I meant that at Kitty, but linking you was funnier lol

tfw gotta hop on a 45 minute bus ride for an interview for a cleaning job in half an hour

"cleaning job"

just cleaning a holiday home, about 5 hours of cleaning on a friday for £40

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i hope that vaporeon is doing alright
what happens if they melt all the way

Good morning friends.
I hope you're all doing good

Isn't "the stormin mormon" just Desu pretending to be someone else?

Hulla, sibbi, just waking up, hby?

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got better for a day, and have now been plunged back into the depths of dying.

I gotta stay up for a dnd session today tho so!!!

Also good morning uwu

Myorning.
I'm gonna go shower, then grab a morning tea, then probably run to the store to get cream.

*petpat*

I hope you have a fun time~ be safe!

CREAM FOR COFFEE YOU MEAN BULLY.

They can reform.

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lol, got him

*pat*
now now, no dying

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Your post made me chuckle

Hey, would you mind if I asked you to translate something for me?

Trying!! It sucks cause the day I was feeling better I like made plans & shit, schedule a pp appointment for next week and everything so like.

hopefully I feel better faster >:(

Nice

No, not at all

Nice!
i.imgur.com/lfZtGNY.jpg
Hope none of it is too hard to make out, even I'm not a fan of the picture quality.

Should get some more sleep before your session later, so you won't show up all tired. Could be a bit more rest makes you feel better too

Restoration of old wood chair without stapler it's fucking hell

I would but I've been sleeping like a coma patient already!! I was hoping to spend some time with george but he's asleep uwu

Even more reason to go back to bed with him~

Mosin's rifle made in 1917 with RE printing, rare thing

Tulas
Emperator
Petr the Great
Military factory

only 2 more months!!

Particularly, especially since it's before the revolution.
He considered himself very lucky to find one.

Thank you, you're a bro!

So exciting :3

This thing is cost a lot, good for u

Isn't mine, a friends.
Mine are a '42 and a '38, Tula, one has a hammer and sickle on it.

I want a rifle too

I don't know how difficult that is in Ukraine.

Actually, not so hard, biggest problem for me is the price

It's Ukraine though. There's gotta be a free one out in a field somewhere, you just gotta dig it up.

I don't need illegal ak for 200$, i need Zbroyar z-15 , but it cost much more

Dig up battlefield drops and sell them to make money for more legal rifle.
IS FOOL PROOF PLAN!

Also... domestically made AR-15s, that's cute.

For that i want not less than PTRD

Alright, alright, we suffer from confidence, I get it.
Isn't the D the single shot bolt version though? Was it the PTRS that's basically a giant SKS in 14.5?

Automatic loading is for pussies. Real men shoot single

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goto bed;

I just got home you fucking nigger

And you should go to bed you slut

It's my friday though

I don't work till Sunday night and I just got paid too

It's so nice seeing that +$569.00 in my bank account

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I want beer

Is that a total of $569?

He's only got $569 to spend on you Hu.
It's a good thing you're a cheap date.

afternoon chaps

youtube.com/watch?v=LhUkk8z5V5E

sup

I'm a cheap date cause money is the last thing I need

hello
did you know that carr's melts exist
because I didn't until today and they taste considerably worse than regular carr's :(

For 43 hrs of work, yeah

ohohoho you're funny Spec

What you need is this dick inside you

I'll only fuck whomever I end up marrying

Guess you're buyin' a $569 dollar ring Soto.

wedding costs a fortune too though

Not in Vegas.

I ain't going to no big city

Say you don't need no diamond ring and I'll be satisfied~
Tell me that you want the kind of thing that money just can't buy~
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love~

What 'carr" is?

Dude, I just wanna cum in your butt not marry you

Such a shame, no butt for you then, slut

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What a sweet relationship

HUGE!

Don't worry, he's used to it by now.

That's what you get for living in a country smaller than entire fucking states you fag.

You even got your own flags and government buildings you cunt!

And this is the "united" countries of Eurabia

Carr's is a biscuit manufacturer

Carr is probably the surname of the person who founded the company

Kek

I don't eat bread or other stuff which made of flour

Means nothing with the Federal level on top of it. Europe will understand that in like, 60-90 years.
Also, fuck that, if we were gonna go on to be like little insular countries I'd want Jan Brewer back first.

are you a celiac senpai
because on that subject matter I just realised I bought gluten free macaroons (not to be confused with macarons) and I'm rather unhappy about this

Don't you guys eat like spreadable caviar or some shit?

You guys must smell like shit, or at least your breath must smell like shit

A fucking bucket of ice cream

:sob:

Nothing like that will happen. The overton window is already shifting right

We do. Also liver paste.
Both shit is good. Torskerogn is especially good fried and with some remoulade too. God it's good

Nah, smells like fish

I dunno about that.

Can't tell if it's the spreadable caviar or one too many dicks you've sucked

Though I gotta admit Liver pate is nice every now and then spread on top of crackers with a nice stout

I do.
I'm also still waiting for the union to "nuke" Poland. They've only threatened to do so 10 times

I'm a pure maid though.

Makes for a good lunch on break too

youtube.com/watch?v=e7lbvKSv2bU

hu my friend can you help me out and tell me which of these programs I do not need (I know that I do need all of the ones that are out of frame)

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what's so funny huh
you think you're so smart just because you don't use hp do you

Anyone here I love?

lmao all that hp bloat

No.

Yes, i think so

Morning.

I don't know but I love you

if you could tell me which parts of it are not of value that'd be terrific

don't get too cocky

))))

why do you love fighting so much

Awwe :(

:O

Since when?!

You have to tell me these things x_x

Probably everything by "HP Inc."
Also get rid of McAfee

I don't know if you were here yesterday at the same time I was but I realised that it's important that as a community we all love each other
so I love you as of yesterday, as well as everyone else

I don't, it just fun i think

Well that takes the special feeling away :(

Apparently the door in the kitchen leads to a patio.
I have lived here 2 months and haven't noticed.

well that's ok I suppose

I'm sorry for making you feel that way, but you are probably tied for 15th or so place (estimate of how many people frequent Holla Forums) out of 7 billion so that's pretty good
at the end of the day love is love

No, I wanna be number one tho.

now I think about it you wouldn't be tied for 15th you'd be tied for 1st
and while I don't wish to sound rude if you wish for me to love you above everyone else you'll have to do something to warrant that
thus far you've seemed not too different to the rest of the people here, not a bad thing, but it's not going to get me to a state of unconditional love for you, which I'll be honest with you, is easier to achieve from me than most people

yesterday when I was talking about how I "just wanted friends" was a really optimal time for you to step in and do something loving but I guess you must've been busy

I may sound a bit critical but I hold nothing against you, I still love you, I promise

lmao

wat

I promise to forever cherish and love and adore and smother with warm affection whoever brings me a cup of coffee and a strawberry kolache.

awwww

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Elma for unloving.

will a sugar free menster and a cherry cheese danish also be fine?

S-sabrina!

Bleh

very compelling point madeleine
I shall never open up to people again, thank you for this

tugs on my little heart strings

Someone be a dick to Lofie for me.
I'm trying to be a good boy today.

im gritting my teeth avoiding it

what have I done wrong
you people all seem to despise me but never elaborate on why

Hey Loafie I hope you choke on a snack cake or a fistful of crisps you dumb little troglodyte

....and there it is

Yan, play nice.

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Thank you, Nick.

I feel you.

all that was missing was for someone to post dick...

bullies

my day is fulfilled, all is well with the universe

Good morning.

That's sweet, but I don't like those things. You keep 'em and we'll just be breakfast buddies.

♥

Blarrrrr

Morning, love.

hooray breakfast buddies... im movin' on up

*hi 5

You're up later than usual maybe.
Not sure when you woke up.

I work from 2:30 AM to 10:30 AM.
I got off early today. I am usually still at work.

Oh, I see. What do you do on a night shift?

I run the kitchen at night.
By myself.
I'm usually the only person in the store until 3:45.

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