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so youre essentially limiting youre own options... im afraid this may result in failure for you

sometimes you gotta settle for the carp when you really want the tuna

oh shit he's gonna find out I'm white and don't drink

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Yeah, I'm lame like that.

Well, yeah, I suppose. Though I also haven't cared much for sex. I get in my moods, but for the past couple weeks I just want to die.

You grammar like a spic....

The hell does that even mean?

and yet youll proposition strait men for fellatio in foreign languages

it's not dehydration and I'm not certain I'd like to disclose the actual reason for it amongst these people, and all I've got up here is irn bru and I don't think going down 2 flights of stairs is a great idea

You use my great white language like a wetback uses it! Bastardizes it!

Well, I have to try and keep my charm up. I'd rather a straight man google what I say and think that I am somewhat charming than to, well, I don't know where I was going with this.

I'm not even thirsty to begin with

I didn't mean it like that, but you do know that hangovers are caused by dehydration?
So if you drink a good amount of water before bed after drinking you're more likely to wake up without a headache, just a bit slow-feeling, but no headache.

Which is why I always end my nights with at least 2 32 oz glasses of water.

lol... trailing off from a random though is more charming... not charming enough to take it in the pooper, yet charming enough

I do that too, just because I hate headaches.

Someday. Someday....

I, uh...drink a lot...

Same.

Want to suck my balls?

my headaches always occur very late at night or in the middle of the day never at the start of the day
also why doesn't steam start on leenux roooooo

alrighty then

Water intoxication is lethal, you know.

last update created compatibility issues, hasnt been patched yet

So is chocolate poisoning.

And semen poisoning.

Not really, I mean, do people even find balls attractive in any sense at all?

Only when you are looking for a weak point, I think......

to be fair i dont find labia all that attractive but ill eat the fuck out of it

Too bad I'm too poor to afford that much chocolate.

And not charismatic enough to get that much semen.

I would be more than willing to supply that much semen, if t is what you want.

¿Como pudedes chingarse una chinagod idioma?

But that'd be gay as heck.

puedes*

That's a weird way to compare it.

But you're Sama-chan.

Literally no clue what that means.....Sorry, my slightly darker than white but still white in my eyes brother.

But it would be killing you. Not sure if that is gay, or doing the world a service.

I mean, bitches always try to kick us in the balls.

true true... and low hanging meat curtains are distasteful

Don't worry, I actually had to get someone that spoke the language to translate it for me.
Who knows what it actually says.

Google translate doesn't even know what it means, man.

Lmao, shit's fucked.

That's why you've got to protect it.

But you're Bruce Willis.

"How could you fuck a chinagod idiom"

and I, Bruce Willis find low hanging meat curtains to be distasteful

I'd say.

I wear a jock strap all day long.

But that doesn't even make sense. It is part of a sentence.

It can't be both?

could be a result of poor grammar due to a limited understanding of another language....

Self-sacrifice is always masculine. Look at what Hitler did. Very manly.

True.

Well, that's quite something.

I mean, I guess. But even my fucked up german makes more sense than that.

I thought he was described as being overly feminine...

The courage to accept the label of gay.

Perhaps, but what he accomplished was extremely masculine. I mean, he literally rallied an entire nation out of a depression. If that isn't manly, I don't know what is.

Y-you're gay....

But is that courage?
I mean, isn't that the norm?

glad we could come together in agreement on this... go team

gotta translate it down first from the original sanscrit, then hebrew followed by romani

All I saw in there was Hebrew, and that means jews. And jews are the devil.

I am pretty gay, yeah.

The courage not to question Canadian Trannies.

But a team is supposed to have a name!

lol racism

I have a Japanese リチウムバッテリー.

Then.......yeah! T-that!

Well, more religionist? I don't really consider jews to be a race.

team Willis, obviously

But why would you question rather than caress?

Oh..

more of a sub species... a branch of the genus Shalomius Greedium

That's for others to argue. As far as I am concerned, they are white. Ish.

so... in this team I take all the credit and you praise and adore me as your glorious leader

hey woa, crossing the line man.

it can be said that all jews a arabe and Palestinian

Yeah, but they are more olive than brown. Plus they dislike the browns. We can get along.

Oh?
But isn't that egoistical?

...and i can futher blow your mind that they get that skin tone from the original occupants. Egypt
BAM! all jews are African.

oh, absolutely

I mean, we are all technically african originally. How does this blow my mind?

i guess if youre unimpressed that wouldnt be much of a mind blower

I appreciate nonsummerjack

But that's mean..

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you can have 30% of the glory... best i can offer

Hello boys

Go away.

Okay.

ohaio

Hello bois~ ^~^

But that's not all of it.

What about girls?

hey colbsy

what happened to vidya u fuck

Hulla, silli bois~

Hawayu?

hey, its a good deal

rin pls ^_^

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Sup my dude?

We have to keep going, we can still go higher

nm uknoe... debating on wat food should make

Aw shit boi what are the options?

Tee hee, hi, silly 男の子s!

大河愛ちゃん is here~

I hope you're all having a good day （＾＿＾）

Let's all have a lot of fun together~

But girls!

You're a deal!

Yes

YES

FURTHER

I don't know how that got in my subject field.

could do soft tacos, quesadillas... or lo mein

a real bargain... going cheap to the right buyer

Silly boys~

Those are all pretty boring, you gonna spice any of those up with some good toppings at least?

AI-SAN HEEERRREEEE!!! ===>____^===;;;;;;;;;;
I just came back from VACATION at the >_> ^o^ ^_< HE'S SO FRIGGIN SUPA SUPA KAWAII!!! @_@@_@@_@ NYAAAA! ~desu ~desu
NOW i'm going to tell you about the BEST VACATION OF MY LIFE :D :D :D WITH MY HOT HUBBY SASUKE!!!

got some chiles, pork, cabbage, mushrooms... and all the fxings for a top notch mexican night thing

But, how much?

Do they come for the milkshakes?

ouh

Hmm... I'd say go with tacos then. You have to have some good spicy sauce for that shit tho

Yeah, because my light is better than theirs

a mere 200 CAD

Now do it again but change the hubby's name to Elissa.

some verde sauce to spice things up...better than medium heat, naturally

Also the EDM track in that webm was this at 0:38.

It's not pastor, but it'll do

Omg hai ^_^ Im Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_@ anime

Because your milkshakes are lighter..?
That makes no sense Colbs!

But isn't that still like 160-170 dollaridoos?

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not trying to burn my ass off... tacos it is

thereabouts, fluctuating on the exchange rate

Chocobos have the catchiest melody in the history of video games.

Debate me.

Burn your ass off? I'm whiter than sin and I don't have a problem with heat on Al Pastor

Greetings, fellow men.

It doesn't even matter which version of it it is, the Chocobo theme is always an bets.

The best part of FFXIII.

Sup bro

FFX soundtrack is best all around, but yeah that chocobo track is on point

It was actually named "Donkey Kong de Chocobo" in the game files, trufax.

had to lookup the type of chilis used... and as usual youre right

How does Donkey Kong work as a substitute for brass? Fucking Japs

I know my Mexican bruh

How the heck does that not sound like a Donkey Kong track?

so its gonna be a deal breaker that i just add chili powder and cayenne to the meat i cook

Mods de Chocobo might actually be good enough to make up for Squall's presence in 8.

I don't follow.

Oh yeah, I can give you that

Fuckin disgusting man.

i figured...

well, off to destroy a "mexican" recipe

back after a few

Chyeah duuude, just chilling with my board

Youu?

Dude, let's all be Prinnies dude!

Well as long as you enjoy it I guess

Board or broad? I'm chillin'

How was your Valentine's? Mine was a Wednesday

I CAN'T TURN OFF THE CALIFORNIAN I'M SORRY DUDE

i can not hit those captchas

hey colbert

I was more mocking Wish for mocking you because I want her to look at me.

Sup faggot?

I see, carry on then with my blessing

Anyway, bed time, I think.

Ty.

Eyy, good one.

Mine was a Tuesday because I don't remember the days of the week most of the time

Sleep well Rin!

like there was this two hour ep of big brother

and like after 2 hours i can't hit those captchas

Buenas noches senorita

I'm full of em

It must be nice not having a job that makes you count down the days til Friday every day

Too much Holla Forums?

bye queen beauty

never

(you) is the cutest girl in thread

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nou

i love grim so much lol

teehee

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how you been dog?

btw don't search" parade live"

without sylvan esso

people think i am terrorist

kinda want to motorboat grims tittays

ikr

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these meme is stale

like ur life

i said kinda

cooking so will be back and forth here for the next few mins

sup

im fuckin mad

wbu

help im tired

lov u

i am not mad in the slightest

sorry for your shit

its ok

people are fucks.

u 2 kiddo

now give us a kissiewissie

I'll get the ether.

ok it's official i have mpd

two funny personalities

but still

they really are

i would say like maybe one percent of people ARE RAD AF

quick post lewds, lili's are asleep

what's that for

Sleep.

eat me

honestly watching alexandria daddario with woody harrelson gives me such a boner
hotmovs.com/videos/1004690/alexandra-daddario-and-alyshia-ochse-true-detective-s01e02/?promo=10306
i can't take her seriously as an actress

I don't eat shrimp.

back...yay foods

@samasan

what is the count of oreo illegitimate kids atm

1 legit, 1 illigit

evening

Where is drunky....

wait there was a third last we chatted

brad my love ;;

hai

we thought she was, but it didnt happen

hey sama how's your night going bud

hey tp what's new with you/;

oh thank fucking god

you know birthday last weekend

tonight i listerally got paid 2000 from the gov

it was fucking nice

yea one day started her cycle after like 2 months... ah, the female anatomy, so full of mystery

like 2000 in a day

sorry rich fags that is a lot for me

wow that's cool
how did you do that?

Also happy birthday mate
I hope you had a un one

shrimp??

Shrimp.

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it was like me trying to hold it together

while having brunch with my mom

stepdad

brother

big plans for some computer upgrades with mah govment check

happy belated birthday.... would you care for a punjabi hooker?

not bad man... chillen, finishing supper. not sure what to do with the night tbh

i don't really like when i get straight up in stripper shit

i feel bad

i am too moral

Lol that sounds fucking awful

still good on you for hanging with your family

I haven't gotten around to seeing any of mine since christmas and I probably fucking wont til next christmas...........

So how'd you ge tgovernemtn bucks?

i didnt say stripper now did I?

lowballing nigas on they bday aint my style

oh yeah i always bull up for my family

because i love them

motherFUCKER tell me how to get FREE government MONEY

work?

i''ve got nothing to do tonight either :~:

and I my stuff isnt coming in until at least monday so i'm stuck waiting super hard

it suuuuck

Happy Friday to you~

Happy half birthday to me~

honestly this shit rocks

waiting sucks.... gotta wait til tuesday for my amazon order. this locale needs them drones.

what shall we do tonight then?

I just got back from work and I dont see any 2k government checks
wtf

a very merry unbirthday to you

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Bard's GAY.

It's called a tax refund, Bardo.

ohai-i

I STILL NEED TO DO MINE FUCK

And to you~

SWITCH PLACES!~

Hey Teeps~

womp womp

Mine was received and spent already x_x

You leave her alone................

oh god damn its time for that already huh.....

she signed the card

welOUADFKHJ

would you also care for a punjabi hooker for your birthday?

i got like 600 refunded

What are these baseless accusations.......

gay is like the new black, which was orange appearantly

gonna splurge on food and booze?

I'm not black...............

even liberals are tired of liberals. this is turning so many people anti gay

You didn't know?

Usually they mail you your W-2s, dummy.

On bills tho so it's not like it's a super sad thing for me haha

eal;kdjfaoihvpw9h

Nah, I'm good.

didnt even suggest it...

oh you were calling me orange then..........

SO ANGRY TN

just some cupcakes with sprinkles then?

bard how many dicks have you sucked highkey

You or me?

Pls don't be made.

No thank you :(

Not much of a cake fan unfortunately.

you bet your ass!

grim how many dicks have you sucked highkey

This league game ain't gonna go well for you then LOL

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emma how many dicks have you sucked highkey

me
idk why I play shit games

5.

Idk I'd have to count it upp

yep tallying it all together it's definateley 0

maybe if I had a cute dick to suck I wouldnt be so depressed all the time ; ~;

how bout a huggle? about 3% homo

That sounds fantastic.

you know i they say it takes one to know on e:: 3

my dad has money

i don't give a fuck

*huggles

.///. th-thanks, sama

sidenote this

money has been in my family for generations....
my great
great great great great great great great
grandfather made the lot
selling european slaves
in africa

l u bby

like 9

like i said

got cash in fuck you quantities

Can I have some pls?

let's just say it was a long row of butt for grim to finally make his fam happy

you just got a huggle... priceless

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

yes yes fine

if you don't think grim has takin a dick up his butt

more where that came from too there spicy nipple chops

Who has taken more dicks up their butt, Grim or TP?

Don't talk about my nipples unless you're going to play with them

would artificial count?

if so ima upvote and like this post +1

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woa woa thats waaay more than 6% homo

nah

i am aesex

but grim

15% minimum

haha you dont ever play with your bros nips dude?

You mightl owkey be a fag if you'venever let your mate fondle your nips a lil

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k

ok

i just make literally no effort

what is your excuse

y-you want me to play with your nips bro?

this might outside the scope of "bromance"

hehe no actually I have vry sensitive nips and I dont want anone to play with them

so ice cubes are right out?

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i kinda still find wish'ys coldness attractive

fun fact: i once dated a broad what wanted me to shove ice in the vageen whilst sexing

What excuse?

I said I've sucked 9 dicks :^)

ok, so the hot iron then...

you have not tho

i really think wish might be a virgin

no hates

just she lies

I was trying to type 0 but I have autism

have you ever had sex tho?

No, that shit's icky

that shit is wild

good attitude for real

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lol I remember erio talking about shoving ice in the assholes

Ice play sounds goofy

wishy is a girl

she made grim lose his mind

I'm a boy though

Eh, it's whatever

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feels cold man

...imagine post coital cold puddle on the bed

evidence to back this claim?

it really is

i find you as a trash whore to entertain me

to be perfectly honest

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shots fired

If I one day told myself that I wanted to just disappear and go on a holiday for a month without telling anyone. Would that because of a need to travel or a guise for wanting to be missed by others?

nobody would miss you

maybe your mother

thread changed direction in a very strange way

I'd miss me

But not Goggles lol

miss me with that gay shit

I'm not talking about you online shits.

i'd miss all these ogs tbh

except steve

then why post online

ask your irl friends

OHWAITYOUHAVENONEHUE

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Because I'm asking for the thoughts of people that don't know me irl.

You're a dense one.

grim aren't you arranged gf

i find you based

af

no

diamonds are the most dense metal

no?

no?

yo are as lonely sd the rest

as

We don't even talk, drunkard.

sorry

i just really like your trolling style

maybe if you stopped being such a squirt of diarrhea people would legit like you goggles

try that

I have not felt an ounce of loneliness since I started dating my girl
shes gotten even sweeter lately, got me german chocolate covered marshmallows for v-day

Grim you saucy nip'd nigger. I didn't ask you if you'd miss me nor did I ask why people here don't like me.

How about in future just stop replying to my posts.

got myself some cookies and a handie for vday

I still like goggles.

yeah you want to lick some bbq sauce off my nips?

too bad

not gonna lie seems forced

i would not do this if i actually loved someone

Is that the new rose and chocolates.

just stating the facts b

I normally am very prone to pangs of loneliness but not in a relationship

feelsgoodman

this is what i do when single... it was this or the quart of ice cream and sad movies. i chose to stay positive

IN FACT if i hated someone

i would do what grim did

Hewwo friends

i don't think grim knows how to love

ddos their asshole until it bled?

huh?

you deserve it, sinni

again seems forced

...

hey, how you been?

why you call off, feeling sick?

grim get your shit together

oh hey grids

Sini, you're a real person. I want your opinion on

Just going with the flow and reacting as I should.

...

oh, okay, good to hear it.

uwu

real bad cramps n stuff

It'd probably say both? cause traveling and wanting to experience new things and like, being missed and wanted by others are both similar demons aren't they?

neither are bad things.

i thought that faggot grim quit like days ago

ya stupid

hope you feel better soon

Is it similar, though?
It's like wanting to do something for yourself is the same as purposefully want attention?
You can't do one or the other?

like no joke get out of here

ok bye

no like this is not good is all

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oh, that sucks, is it a kidney stone?

my catholic bud told me to get the title of saint you have to have died

so sinnis a fuckin ghost

Grim x TP is my favourite ship

pic related

let's be real

sinni was beta

This is true, you can't be sanctified when you're alive

That's why the term "living saint" exists, it's kind of an oxymoron

he almost gave me pink eye

I like to ship myself and you and imagine myself trying to understand you rave about shitty anime but you look hella cute doing it :3

Thankee

well like wanting to go on vacation and wanting affection are both like wanting things for yourself. I don't think there's a person on this planet who doesn't wanna be loved and to relax and stuff like that.

You probably could do one or the other, but it seems kinda sad.

it was for valentine's day!

haha no I'm a woman.

was?

Did you eat his ass?

I'm a boy though, that's gay

i will rip a wet one on your forehead when you sleep

try me

SPOOK

sorry for being mute on discord

was very upset

/patpat

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and im pablo escobar

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ok you douche

Come to AX and I'll prove it :^)

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And it was hilarious!

Grim doesn't care if you're a boy as long as you have the feminine penis

Lol it's fine

If it's any consolation, I had fun that game :3

Ew.

Well like the idea came up one day where I thought 'I'd like to travel with a bunch of peeps but because everyone is busy I should just pack my bags one day and go for a month and just see how it's like'. No facebook or steam or any messaging stuff. Just go waste my time somewhere else.

It's big and manly.

real q wish

do you find grim's obsessive shit

attractive?

No pics no proof FAGGOT.

I tried

to have fun

yes, and girls are TOTALLY more likely to get kidney stones than periods.

No I only like Dutch posters.

Check Discord ;)

you rant about me every friday tho

pot callin the kettle black

tsktsk

if you can provide proof you're going ill book a ticket

if i were a girl i would find his shit as reason to make a lawsuit

I assume girls have periods monthly so they adjust and deal with it.

And FAILED.

I did and OMG WOW

That's pretty impressive

I forgot to use a picture it was so mindblowing

No idea how to do that

Oh hush you, it wasn't -that- big.

the world will now proceed to end

heavy flows happen dude

thats too bad emma

Jk, ask Ian on Discord for it :^)

You're just being humble. That vein is RIDICULOUS

Treetops and treeforts, our society has now ended. DIE BRITISH DIE!

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i'm not a girl, and I deal with pain by convincing myself it isn't real, I figure people can just adjust.

just diddling you

My boy Kendrick told me that I had to be humble though.

He also said bitch sit down

ON THIS DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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I have a secret...

I've never once listened to one of his songs.

oy vey

I wish I got that reference

no

smh I don't want to open Discord though

I haven't listened to many either tbh. Outside of when I was in college and my roommates played Mad Kid Mad City on loop for like... 10 months

youtube.com/watch?v=jBwuLyg1Coo

Ancient Albinoblacksheep shitposting

people still do that gay shit?

i mean it's like people want to be faggots

on the internet im a japanese schoolgirl

riri

i don't give a fuck

sleepytimes

gn all

it was esp nice to have you samachan

hart

you also have three illegitimate kids

thats the spirit

Oh okay I'm just a big pile of shit

Hmmph

Night

nini bby

fuck you pussy bitch

ri puts on a solid show

so cute when grim and tp flirt

eh he's my bitch

grim is a fake pussy bitch

i'm sorry, I don't bleed monthly.

actually i had you figured as wearing the panties

grim is a perv

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so are you a top or bottom

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I'd eat it

jgyuj

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