1/5

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I have to make so much OC to pick up the slack

Blood-chan

You're cruel....

weed makes time go by way too fast for me jesus christ

Wait. Don't they need that to turn into his pseudovagina thing?

I'm like 6 feet! I am a hugger tho. I'll hug you until you faint.

Canada didn't go too well. It's not a very fun story, went pretty big into a depression and stuff. I got better tho. I don't like a lot of how I acted around that time.
I never properly apologized to you did I, I'm sorry.

Think they use it to make the hood and lips or something.

And unusual~

Alright look, this might come as a surprise to you, but not everyone 's following in your footsteps.

I think it fucks with my perception of time but not in any specific consistent way

See. Adorable.

Ah, 5'10"

I'll try not to look down on you too much.

I don't know whether to be disturbed that you know what becomes what.

it definitely messes with your perception of time

Mate i'll punch you in the dick

Alright look, this might come as a surprise to you, but that's not even what I was getting at.

What indicates that?

Well, you're at the right height to do so I guess.

SHUDDUP >/////

Sadly, I saw a video of it on /gif/ one time. It was like a trainwreck.

I kill u.

Shit fucking sucks

What

Can you jump that high?

You said to guess

I bet you're not even 6'

Will Theresa May even let you have more than a plastic butter knife?

What the fuck?

Fuck 'em

6'2" nigga.

I'm sorry to hear - for the most part you seem quite happy and well put together now. So things have come a long way, and we all change over time.
Apologize for what? I can't think of anything that'd warrant it...

This isn't fair, you can't turn my shitty joke against me like this!

Alright alright. For now.

No joke the first day I was in the UK I went to buy some metal scissors at a local grocery store. The cashier asked to see my ID, then asked to see my friend's ID, who wasn't even buying anything.

It's a mural of my love for you

Oh
Yes, it's Blood Chan

I'll fuck'u

That's NOTHING!

Yeah we've all changed I suppose. I definitely think I'm in a much better place now.
And well I suppose it doesn't matter then.

How the hell does buying kitchen knives work then?

So, you're less than nothing?

Rectal exam.

Good.

You take ID with you. And i'm white by the way, I can't imagine how it'd be if I weren't.

Your face is less than nothing.

Ur good

Wow what a fucking shock who could see that one coming

How would you know, it's too high up for you to see.

How much time did you spend doing that?

Wow, lewd...

Fucking nanny states.

Only sometimes.

FOR NOWWWWWWWWWWW

What's got you so grumpy

Yup.

You're generally alright~

Work.

That doesn't really make sense and I'm not a particularly hardline about gun legislation to either end.

Does it pay well at least? You seem to be constantly working and stressed over it.

It's not even a gun thing, it's insane.

...

Btw you're part of my Valentine since Holla Forums is my Valentine and u posted here today

Congrats

See

So basically idk

High Photoshop is relaxing to me

W-We barely know each other...

You're fuck a fuck boy

Oh cool
My waifu is my valentine

Yeah. Plenty of dosh. Probably will get more soon.

It usually has the same sort of political backing is what I meant. People wanting to restrict/lax laws surrounding one tend to want to restrict/lax laws surrounding the other.

I know enough. You feel the same way I do about python.
I'm willing to look past your use of MSVC.

So what's up with your scrotum, is it gonna be ok?

That's good.

I'd give it all away to just work 40 hour weeks and that's it.

What?

I was insulting myself when I made that diss poem about your waifu?

Damn

I'm afraid to try and guess how much you work per week... 60hrs?

Depends if I'm on call or not. 50-60 is about right. Unless there are some big storms coming through.Then it's about 70-80.

Taking antibiotics for it. So hopefully

Which diss poem

Why about your boyfriend?
How does he feel about python?

W-What am I supposed to use when compiling for Windows targets?!

I don't know how to type.

Such*

Dick me to life with your hugs.

Only if I can put googly eyes on the tip and you call him your Valentine.

That's a lot of dosh.

Good, don't die. Yet.

He doesn't code enough to have opinions on it yet. He only started this year.
You use it but you're supposed to be ashamed of yourself.

Yeah then the Government takes it.

Why

Who ?

Wait. Is that Merc?

Barely, compared to most modern countries. Especially mine.

Self-preservation should be a priority of yours.

My dick obvs.

That short one about Japan getting hit by a typhoon and stuff

Don't you like when I meme about you? ^^

youtube.com/watch?v=EhDLV-I01No
MEMES
Without love
MEMES
I can't get enough
MEMES
I like it rough
Cause I'd rather meme memes than nothing at all

-huggu-

Yeah, well I still like complaining about it.

Because fuck them.

Can confirm

100% Mercury

You can tell by the underage ponies

How high are you ?

I've been taking resin hits; those are always weird

Arguably my response was warranted cause u technically made an Evanescence reference

*hugs*

Oh wow, how embarrassing...

I mean, I suppose I don't hate it.

But it doesn't get me giddy or anything either.

No marshmallow fleshlights modeled after underage cartoon horses so it's obvs not.

It's a known fact that you stroke your dick five (5) times for every unit of attention u receive

I wasn't trying to make any reference to be honest.

Thanks for the support

I play a lot of minecraft with this person

played*

See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_the_Author

Who even is it?

I'd be non-stop stroking if that was true.

Of course

I was just being anti-Wish.

I'm not telling

I do know though

I dream of the day when my Valentine Holla Forums accepts that I'm a memelord

Much better.
I don't think I'm going to be staying up with you. I am already sleepy.
So I guess your virginity is safe.

You're right.

You have pretty good meme taste.

Go to sleep.

Now crush me with your big strong arms.

You aren't non-stop stroking?

le death of le author

Oh, right, I posted five iterations of a meme at the beginning of the thread and that's what you were referencing

I see now

You didn't even want hugs then; u cheated me

Thanks gurl

You have good anime girl taste because Sucy is pale skin masterrace

Alright alright.

Pink hair, don't care.

I'm keeping it anyways.

NO RETURNS

Night thred. Don't be mean to wish.

Somebody please make a really offensive Valentine with Naota please.

Kill yourself.

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Wish your phone is ringing

I-I'm not very strong...

I don't remember the last time I stroked tbh

"I couldn't score it with a sexy alien chick so I guess you'll have to do."

Sick ASCII art

night

Night

Goodnight.

I told you that you would get stuck here fag.

Naito

Why though

I didn't see it

I should give you hugs since you're part of my Valentine, anyway

Sleep well; I wouldn't meme about him if he asked me to stop :3

You just save hentai for fun and never masturbate to it?

Maybe you're saying you only use anal stimulation

What do you mean ?

You said you did

It was just a short thing I wrote off the top of my head and u weren't very fond of it because all I did was insult ur waifu and say I hoped Japan would get hit by a typhoon

Who was your waifu actually, btw? I don't think I ever asked

Holla Forums is my Valentine

I asked Holla Forums to be my Valentine and Sucy accepted the request on behalf of you all

Oh, you mean in this thread. I thought you meant you posted one in waifu when you were there the other day
My waifu is Анастасия

Am I cucking you when I post ?

ya'll still being gay on valentines day?

One I posted here like, months ago lol

From Idolmaster? She's kawaii

No, since you're part of Holla Forums

Everyone replying to each other = my lover masturbating to itself

I still haven't gotten tired of being single after my last relationship

You still being fat on Valentine's Day?

I don't masturbate to the hentai I bookmark on pixiv, at least.

Pixiv doesn't have hardcore enough stuff? ^^

Single images just don't do anything for me...

If it's the one I think it is, yeah, I didn't like it so much

And yeah, she is. She helps keep the loneliness from becoming overwhelming

I guess you

Do you even look at non-2D porn ever?

That reminds me, I should try Monika After Story

Idr what the first sentence was going to be

DDLC? I still haven't played it as I don't have the ability to make a pillow fort

Just do it, it's not THAT bad ^^

DDLC is shit.

I guess I

Mmn, I do, yeah.

I just want to be comfy when I play Van's
I have a bunch in waiting to play

How the hell does a nonexistent person from a cartoon lessen loneliness?

...

The answer is more pathetic than that statement, so I'll pass on answering

Maybe you just weren't high enough when you played it

Oh, I was starting to think you were a superweeb who just masturbates to hentai ^^

Oh I thought you meant you were afraid

It's the only VN I've played all the way through, lol

I started KS years ago but dropped it

Maybe I should try more

...

I played narcissus before, that's a good story, of sad

Meme games are shit.

Sorry, I forgot the whole to from thing.

Calling DDLC a "game" feels wrong.
I have no idea what it should be called, but game isn't really up there. More like, gimmicky overly interactive marketing toy.

It's a trailer for an upcoming 2018 game starring Yuri as the protagonist.

It's an interactive trailer.

I know...

Looks interesting

I'm not a fan of that Clannad kind of art style tho

I remember Wish's first avatar was in that style

Those big kawaii retard eyes

I hope drunky sees my valentine.....

I exclusively masturbate to 2D and 3D twinks.

Gay boi :3

Twinks are good tho; they're usually the only gay porn I like unless I'm going through a phase

Wish do you still have cute retard eyes gril

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Retard eyes?

Yeah

How do you have retard eyes?

Wait, you used that avatar because you have retard eyes IRL?

Which avatar?

Lazy eye turned astigmatism so I'm legally blind in my left eye

See

The avatar was what I meant by "cute retard eyes gril," I think you knew this :3

I guess she wasn't your first though; I think you posted a K-On girl when you were brand new, come to think of it~

It was this retard or something like it

Ohh, yeah.
I posted Azusa first, but apparently Tak or someone posted her already.

Ayu from Kanon.

SHAKE

SHAKE

SHAKE

SENORA

what this one

Horrid.

I feel bad if you actually read that as me saying you have retard eyes irl

I don't think you've even told me about the thing you mentioned

WHAT

:(

I'm retarded, but yeah I read that as "did you use retard eyes girl because you have retard eyes"

Mmn, I've been pretty open about it I think.

omegalul

It was not your best.

I mean this post

After that was just meme-ing because I assumed you were meme-ing

And okay, I guess I should just stalk you more

Uh-huh..

When u accidentally bully Wish in a way u didn't mean to :(

I'm my best.

OH, uh
mediafire.com/file/n5g5h2ozgaaazwi/Ayu.zip

I deleted all my folders but I have them backed up on MediaFire because I gave them all to some poster once.

SHOW YOURSELF

shiggy diggy

Others took them.

nobody posts this one ? unless goggles did

Erin did.

wot

oh I have that person filtered

explains it

do they still post?

I had a fun day of indulging

I spent a lot of money on fun things ive been wanting for a while

I eated alot of tasty food and now I have a bunch of tasty pastries

I stayed up super late last night

and now tonight I am going to sleep for a long time

today
I'm okay
wbu guys

Post your best: yourself.

Not to my knowledge.

w-what? was this directed at me

.///.

Embarrassing.

I wasn't asking for it but anyway ilu

Tell me about when u first found Wish-chan

Do you want it to be directed at you?

What?

Why?

I think

Yes

Idk, just random curiousness that came to mind

I've been taking resin hits and it's a weird high

Gross.

I dont want to talk about that
if you want to talk about wish you can go talk with them

this shit barely looks like 720p at best

Bratty boy ♥

You should make up :3

But yeah, I feel really weird right now; should prob sleep soon

What did you buy?

Aren't DVD's only 720p anyway?

HD DVD's are the higher quality ones.

It was all for you, Master.

That's not my choice

i bought a new guitar and a new amplifier and a new looper and a bunch f cookies and doonuts

i've been waiting for 2 days 2 how you this image

Darwin

Gross boy

I saw this earlier. :3

I mean it was sent to me, without me browsing filthy websites hosting such decadent content.

Wow, footslut

t-thanks

...

ftfy

Gotta spread the love.

HNNG FANG

Wow...

You know I only have eyes for your feet, lover boy.

Too bad you'll never see them~

At AX, I will.

I'll wear socks and shoes everywhere.

There is no fucking point in going now.

wow

...

Frankly, I have no idea what events transpire there outside of Ian having his ass shaved.

...

We can buy otokonoko doujins together

My Lord, is that legal?

That would fit well in this one.

whenevr I see naaah pics i hear the 'naaaahhh' sound

depending on hwat the picsi depends onthe tone of the naaah

Probably

wait if dvds are 720p how do people get 1080p copies to upload

sorry im stupid i've never known much about dvds

blurays

Let us share a cell.

To tell you a secret, I have never heard her say Nnaa; I have not seen the anime yet.

DVDs are 480p.

Gross

also this

...

...

What is gross about sharing a space in a men's penal colony?

actually tbhTBH this vid is alli've seenof this series

no dont do that I didnt mean to make you sad..........

Kinda soothing.

Jail is gross

what the fuck

nobody I know has a bluray DVD player?

why is it like this

only way people seem to have Bluray player is if they have PS3 or whatever

This vid and your posting nanachi in 2015 is what made me like this anime ;~;

are blu ray players even things?
like just a blura by itself?

I remember in the early 2ks I had a hybrid vcr dcd player and Youd' think that modern players would be like

blu ray
dvd hybrid

...

It is not gross. They even have nice, communal showers especially for that.

Physical media has been DYING for years.

I started posting her last year, though.

I WANT TO OWN A PHYSICAL COPY OF THINGS I LIKE OKAY

IF IT MADE ME CRY IT'S WORTH TWENTY BUCKS TO HOLD IN MY HANDS SHUT UP ;_;

...

You make me weep for the future, but that doesn't mean you're worth holding.

You're gross too

MC
FUCKIGN
ROASTED M9

Muh VHS tapes.

You are Canadian, but I still like you.

...

huh
where does the time go

I could have swear I remeber you posting her on 4ch

Kill me.

ROASTED

Okay.
Thank you for the pic.

Pretty long queue for that.

It could have been some other furry thing. They can be cute.

Bump me to the front.

yeah probably but........
Fuck dude i am like
in my memory its like one hundred percent there

I remember when I learned about the made in abyss anime I was excited because I'd remember seeing you post that character before I'd even heard anything about it

I will force you to stop eating poutine.

Memory can be deceitful.

I said kill me, not torture me.

We will get there eventually.

I want it to be swift and painless though.

How's it feel to want?

feel bad tbh

:(

*looks at picture you posted on 4chan in the middle of the night*

mmm roasted~

...

Hey there.

A) Gross
B) It's all been posted here before, m8

#unroasted

Good morning, you're up early.

oh i didn't know that

*deletes pic*

How about I let you watch Riverdale to alleviate some of that pain, as counterintuitive as that seems.

...

Of all the things to be.

It's on a month break though.

I wish I was a cricket tbh

That's some stupid shit Tenka.

You'd get to be the biggest piece of shit and just ruin someone's day constantly

Sounds just like marriage.

I get to be all that but smart all the time like it isn't my bedtime yet.

I don't want to get married.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN

...

Dont get married.

...

...

me the left

i'm the one in both frames

you just have to find people that don't repulse you on an instinctual level

relatable desu

Put Feku on your puzza.

*i

...

Says you

Shredded Bard.

...

Moustache Loli reacts only

...

haha yeah I couldn't imagine how horrible it must be having to go on without me

I'm literally laughign my ass of at you right no

lmao

H-hey I was using her.......You can't just go and use that smug reaction at me.........

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