Will you be my Valentine, Holla Forums? ♥

posting to say i'm not posting
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The way guys hair should look.

This abusive relationship.

Pretty much this

night night, sleep well

This nigga was getting all the rawr xD pussii back in 2007

Man I loved that song way back

Did you like it?

:c

Cool thanks

Also I know of someone with a mushroom-shaped body part I could give the card you made to

Sleep well ^^

It's not my fault you like it that way.

Maybe if you were a bit less degenerate I wouldn't have to.

Feel free to do so.

I liked those years a lot

And you have the audacity to call -me- a bully.

tfw u've been baked out of ur mind and now a bunch more people are posting and u need to keep up with ur cards

I will if he posts

How's your day going? ^^

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What will my card end up being ?

My day's alright, it basically just started and i had a pleasant exchange with my bank, I hate customer service so it's always nice when it's smooth.

And yourself?

aaaaaaaaa

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You get off on it.

Rin's that stay at home wife that doesn't even do the dishes and bitches at Echo

Echo is the definition of a pushover who won't leave the abusive relationship cause he's scared of being alone so he just takes all the abuse from his wife and washes the dishes and when he askes what his wife was doing while he was at work

She says "I was building computers"

Don't be so surprised.

Those were great times

OH OH I WANT SOME MORE

OH OH WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Everyones getting screencaps and I got space jam

Color me triggered

I was so hot

Pics

I need new fap material tbh

This is slander.

I just don't know if I can fulfill his expectations uwu

That's good; probably best to aim for less busy times like morning

I'm pretty good, I keep forgetting to eat breakfast even though it's right next to me tho

At least it's just weird breakfast cookies that aren't time sensitive

♥

♥

Yeah, whatever you say, idiot Admiral.

Kanna Gang? More like... "Shut the fuck up" Gang

Eat

also

I don't think I have any pictures of back then

what a shame

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You prefer screencaps to that? I dunno, Space Jam is pretty good

I started eating after I made that post

And yeah I saw that; I think it was before I was making cards tho

I kind of just searched posts I already had screencapped and screencapped them again except with /fem/'s board theme

I still have it as my custom Holla Forums theme as we speak because I haven't bothered to turn it off, actually

Lmao, great reaction

It's a pretty good theme. I used Dark.

Well then don't. bam.

What the fuck is this?

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Go back to bed

I usually use Amber and then people complain when I don't disable it before making meme images out of screencaps

Dark themes are best; my eyes were actually raped a bit by this pink feminine theme when I woke up this morning

Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars Episode I

I should have remembered ur too young to get that reference

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Amber's alright, the orange isn't for me, it feels like a halloween theme

These vids don't work in my country

Dirty dumb frog scum.

:3

But if that makes him sad ?

I am in the UK at the moment.

Shutup...

Then you've already won.

Eh, it's all the same.

That's racist

I love you too

1 wounded, 1 in custody in shooting at entrance to NSA headquarters

Rev up that happening hype boys!

shake shake shake

Alright then, hope you have a good valentine's day anyway then

I love it, thanks Erio

You're not a race anymore, can't be racist.

laying on my sofa with no man is suffering

I tell you a third time, NO

I don't mind a bit of Halloween every day as long as my eyes aren't raped

Dark is nice colors but I think I'm just not used to rounded post corners

♥

How're you bby

I mean the first episode of Citrus, lol

You're mean anyway

Then find a guy jesus it's not hard

Why not?

It should be my goal to make people sad?

She is child, Ukrainian law's, other stuff

Bigger, meaner, and uglier 'an you are. Don't you forget it.

It was gross. I had to pace for an hour to stop the cringe. I didn't know Yuri anime was like that.

Its hard because everyone is older than me, married with children, or gay

There's this cute black guy there but I found out he's with someone.

So? Be in her life now and when she's old enough you breed with her

Lmao

You're going to have to watch Matsuri do lesbian things if you want to bask in her edge

I've changed the css a bit to remove round corners, and some dumb underline stuff

I thought she was nice, wtf

Only with u, u is the best waifu

Yessir

Sucks.No one around your age?

Lolwut?

really? do you like dogs?

No lol people my age are turned away often

nigger

I don't understand what you're talking about.

I like the pictures.

Nice

Can u put your CSS on Pastebin or something

Maybe she'll get you into girls

I like all animals

freedollchan.org/scripts
github.com/SthephanShinkufag/Dollchan-Extension-Tools/wiki/installation

Install it, good script

best

GOOD.
Now... I must leave, so keep these animals in line while I'm out.

It's called an imageboard, I don't think wanting to see the pics is invalid.

What's it do? Can't find a feature list on the wiki.

Seeya qt

am joking

Making aib easier to use
Auto hide, styles, redacting posts, other cool stuff

Damn I look sexy on default theme.

pastebin.com/raw/wnDhnRk9

I'll check it out, thankies.

Stop

I like dogs too, they're my favorite animal

Dogs need a lot of attention, too hard for me

Worse because you gave me a dumb card.

To destroy your enemies.

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I like dogs for a completely different reason though

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Default with smaller thumbs and hidden namefield

Do you know why?

They make you be active, this is useful. Cats make u lazy (

I don't like cats, they don't listen and strays are hard to catch

I'm just hot ok

Thanks ♥

I think I might also make the post text a bit brighter

Stop introducing you to 11/10 lesbian anime girls?

They're all dumb meme cards tho

Here's the door.
Don't let it hit your ass on your way out.
Or do.

This is the best one

perfection

Is she tired?

Like I didn't even know Mei was a slut

I would bang that teacher though
I hope Matsuri is normal

They just don't see leader in you hihihi , i don't have this problem

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benis

I can't snuggle a cat on Valentines...

Hi

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Rude :c

He didn't appreciate it

No one is able to just be content with what they have

Lol

I won't spoil anything :3

Guns don't work on me

Meow?

I have a few dogs I need to get rid of soon...

lol, you wish~

Don't try to deny it

I wonder how many episodes with best girl in them it will take to get Blood-chan to like vagina

Alright I'm going to drop this anime.

I guess I'm the only one worthy to have Matsuri as my waifu

Yes. The dick is da wae

Is not the chihuahua a dog the size of a rat?

Dickgirls are the best of both worlds

Blood-chan, you could just like, assume all the characters are dickgirls

Well I started it, now I have to finish it. I hope it's not long.

/thread

No lol smol dogs aren't as much fun as the larger ones

no....
Why do you want me to be lesbian? You know I can't do it

Exploring yourself is healthy, but I wouldn't want you to force yourself to like girls ^^

I know you'll always love cock too and that's great

Just go with whatever feels natural, really :3

I'm pretty sure it's just standard 12 episodes long

IIRC, the rest of it in general should have high quantities of Matsuri

Large dogs are scary, pitbull of my size can easily eat a small man

By "the rest of it" I mean the episodes not out yet

Bulldogs are babies

You write a lot...

I have a problem, I can't stream anime so I will have to DL it a day after it comes out :c

Blah...
Do you like me?

That clears it up

So are dragons

My size bulldogs is not i'm 183cm \ 85kg

It's hard to say, we talked too little to say this for sure

So you don't know much about me huh?

I want a nice dumb meme.

true

I had two and they were both babies

they didn't like tall people though

Ohai user

No, i know enough, i just want to see the middle meanings

I don't tall

Happy Valentines imouto

YOU IGNORED ME!!!! >:c

Eating machine...

Onii-chan~

What do you know now?

6foot is pretty tall

H-happy valentine's

I was making lunch.
A ghoul's gotta eat.

Did you find a special someone yet?

I did not. No one even ask ed me out...

I mean i'm not ugly, I am a bit pale, my hair is a hot mess, I'm a bit short, but i'm not fat... and I laugh at everything and I love to smile

bon appetit

Things what i can't use, cos i live on other side of planet

rly? U asian?

6 feet is above average pretty much everywhere in the world

Tell me

I do not want to compromise you, can tell on email, or other services

I'm nervous about talking to people in private

Na, it's ok, let's go

I'll be right back

Create new :3

I'll pity you if you want to have valentines day with your brother.

Already ate.

Good

no

maybe you just don't know what tall is

I've seen you call yourself small

6foot 180 pounds isn't very small

you're actually kinda big

The falling stars you wished upon
are cinders now and now they're gone.
Their residue festoons my fetid field.
Revealing husks of lovers past,
their shells are all that ever last--
I've taken everything that they've concealed.

Whoever told you life was fair?
Look around you everywhere, the cruelty of Nature is displayed.
Why the scorn? Why the surprise?
Everything that's born must die and it isn't I who made the world that way.

What wicked little twist of fate placed you here upon my plate?
Here where no one hears your cries?
Where was your God to steer you through?
Perhaps your God's forsaken you?
Otherwise, why lead you here to die?

Don't even have to try

You're right, you're in constant denial

I I'm trying to lose weight. In september i was 105-107 kg, this is what's called "big"

Nice progress

keep working on it

Nope!

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Yup

Hah

Bully

qt.

She is, isn't she?

I don't know what you mean, all I see is you

oh you

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Merry Valentines friends!!

I slept a bit :)

Should go out with George

THOT

:( he's like 8 states away

playing saxophone is hard

Happy Valentines

How are sinni and george dating ?

Wasn't he engaged or something ?

I know its none of my business but I am confused

gaaaaaay

I'm alone again this year.

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😭

He was, but he is an asshole so. you know.

Interesting.

*salts*

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Nah he was never engaged.

:)c goerge and I have been dating for 6 months now.

qq

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Next time..

george and i were engaged to be married before that whore slut sinni came along and sucked him into the disgusting maw she calls a vagina

i miss him so

oh okay

good luck then

If Mike doesn't mind getting cucked though I don't see why we should care beyond it being digusting polygamy and moogs being a scumbag.

I'm sowwy

ye!!!!

thankye~

Timber.

it's okay. at first i kind of liked being cucked. but now i feel lonely since he isn't inside my asshole at valentine's. he's in yours.

Loco is just a waste of space tbh

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Cant believe wish relates

scoots it's valentines
I thought you were gonna stop bullying me ;(

:( I'll be in there if you want.

What a sad story

I don't think I've ever been cucked actually

Takagi-san's legs

I thought about it, and then remembered I still havent got my Sailor folder yet...

I'm gonna cuck wish at anime expo

How though?

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Give me until my next day off.

I'm gonna fuck the guy you like

But what if they're not Anime Expo?

at

youtube.com/watch?v=VB2E6A95tm8&index=6&list=RDfDKwO3__Qqw

Good. No more bully. For now.

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I can't believe Ban is gonna fuck Ikt

Good thing I can fly to Canada anytime I want.

What if they're not in Canada?

West Hollywood

whatever

Is that... where Darwin lives?

yeah

did I just dox him ?

Nah, I think people knew that already.

I don't think I have anyone I like though :^)

Hi Scoots.

Me too

Being single is very relaxing and I don't wanna stop

hey

is okay Ikt, I like you

Good boy *pets*

hi

Did you get a valentine ?

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I just woke up, so I haven't done anything yet

Me on both sides.

slep uwu

I had a couple people wish me a happy valentine's day in a kinda suspects way

Only if this one is me.

slap likeher

I know you wish.

But Valentine's is still supposed to be a whole day of celebrating...

As in like, drug-laced chocolates?

Just celebrate equally every day.

Who dat boy, I tend to it.

Who dat wut?

I would accept those though.

Sometimes I wonder if Wish has ever worn panties.

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i want wish to wear me

Just in case anyone wants to know

I never have and I never will

That's pretty gay

woah

That doesn't stop xdressers from doing it.

Ruined perfectly good chocolate.

Did you see the Kasumi I posted earlier when I slap likeher'd you?

Well yeah, but they're gay.

O-Oh, sorry...

I'll overlook it this time.

Yeah but not chocolate covered

Wish help reduce scope of a global

Much appreciated friend.

Covered by even less tbh

Put it in a namespace :^)

What about the ones with wives?

Anytime friend.

Good

i think i did a bad thing

What if your wife has a dick ?

It's very big and strong and very feminine.

What is ? The wife or the husband ? Or the wives dick ?

Those are the ones you have to watch out for, they're turbogay.

🤔🤔🤔

Yeah, you did :^)

Happy Valentine's day you miserable fucks. Remember that love is chemical and any feelings of abandonment and loneliness you're dealing with today are the result of millions of years of evolution causing our primal instincts to abandon the idea of "mate-for-life"

But I love you all!

ummm.....uhhhhh.....

God damn name and subject field mixed up

gay

Get fookin' rekt idiot

Where's the pee girl.

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The wife's dick.

But what if they have a husband?

Do it you wont

I'll remember this

shadowing
what noew

IKT must be a pretty good wife then.

my condolences

++++

Oh, right;

HAPPY SUICIDE AWARENESS DAY!!!

it doesn't actually bother me but I wanna pretend it does

I need that youtube content

understandable here's your (You)

He's probably sleeping, his schedule is fucked iirc

Gay as heck.

Remember what?

All the green squiggles.

You're shadowing the variables in the global scope with the ones in the local scopes.

heres your return (you)

wow you're good

We'd have to ask Hu about that one.

But with gayness getting so glorified these days wouldn't heck be pretty straight?

I saw her dick

W-What did I do?

Sounds pretty gay to me.

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Valentine's Day fell on a hump day this year. I'll let you make of that what you will.

He was dancing on the stream last night.

How scandalous.

Oh, how surprising.

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You're doing a really good job

damn

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How many days are you going to hump today?

:puke:

But it's okay to be gay, let's rejoice in the choice

I'm not even doing anything! ;_;

Move to America

Yeah I have a dirty mind now

Dont puke at Renny....

Its as thick as my forearm

idk how hu fits that in

Okay now you're pushing it

I was busy trying to un-global stuff.

)

If it's okay to be gay, then have you worn panties?

How thick are your forearms?

Thicker than mine?

They are forearm sized

I don't really know how big that is

I'm top though, you sluts

None. I'm a pure, innocent virgin unicorn and it's also Ash Wednesday.

So you're saying they aren't as big as ikt's dikt?

Valentine's, more like... PORNHUB, amma rite?

Thats not even a good lie.

You're saying that like my forearms are small and IKT isn't just HUGE

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Hung like a horse, that one.

So I hear.

Gallontimes, as in, let's do a gallon of GHB and wake up in a Mexican ICU.

The man with the bigger dick is always top!

internal bleeding

You need to stop all this lying

Believe what you will~

The womb wrecker.

Too late.

I still haven't done anything though >:(

Are you just replacing the globals with a call to a static singleton instance?

No, I have not.

HMMMMMMMMMMN

I had pancakes for lunch before I forgot to have them yesterday :3

time to drop all my (you)s

Oh, okay.

That's one mystery solved.

wttheck sry

pft making a callon of semen as I whack off to traps

Come on over~

Huh? I'm pure. Look at my primary avatar.
She reflects my personality well.

Bathe in it on cam

It seemed pretty obvious tbh

Oh, maybe I'm just an idiot.

I gave up and just used globals, doesn't make much sense to make something for something that's basically an int that gets updated every tick.

I literally has no money to this trip

Rin-cake?

How much do you need?

Nah, you're pretty okay.

Don't come to Holla Forums tomorrow.

Just use dependency injection :^)

Have no doubts. I'm fresh linens.
4th-dimensional snacking is really bad for your digestion!

She probably did something lewd to/with/adjacent to that melon.

Scoot. Please. Trapfican Americans.

Yes, it's me.

Money on tickets, and living there for a few days.
Cos i'm unemployed student, tickets is too expensive for me

Oh, well thank you.

Are you guys throwing a secret party that I'm not allowed to be part of?

THANK GOD FOR THAT SHOOT UP IN FLORIDA
THANK CHRIST

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If you met a girl

And she was wonderful

Great personality
Rocking tits
Super compatible

And before you took her home she leaned in and whispered "I have a secret."
And made you feel "her" bulge

Would you still fucking do it?

She um... uh... she's unknowingly lewd to her master-sama

Happy Valentine's my love

You have my attention.

B-But it was really tasty! Forgive me?

Oh, I was making a school shooter joke tbh

Heck no, flat chest or bust

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Programming

You're an exception. I'd take cute and flat in a heart beat if it meant I could be with you, baby~

Oh, well, thank you.

I hope you have a wonderful day.

I know I just didn't know how to continue it besides playing dumb..

Haha geek

Lies.

Why don't you post Rin anymore?

gtfo with ur oop

I don't know even know what to say anymore. Another day, another mass shooting in 'Merica.

Negligence won't fly in court, mister!

I'm as pure as a dew-kissed daisy on a country morning.

My forgiveness will arrive via Western Union telegram 133 years ago if I don't forget to send it last week.

I'm like, 59% sure I know who you are. And if you are who i think you are, then your bed wouldn't stop rocking for days.

All my images of her are on my external.

So the softbuttons on my Galaxy S5 stopped working earlier for no apparent reason.

Home Hardbutton is fine, but I can't use Back or Recent Apps

Anyone know what the fuck is wrong? Google failed me.

If I saw you in person there would be a multiple shooting report going down right there owo

You are pretty adorable tbh

gtfi :(

I believe you, don't worry.

Oh yes, I have the telegram here on my desk. It magically appeared when you posted that.

lewd boi

Not in a standart sence but yeah, kind of

Hard?
It's hard if u dont really want to learn it, in different case, it's not hard at all

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Everyone says that and it perplexes me...

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Oh, hey, you're here. Give me a second. I took photos last night.

Sounds weird, are you sure they hadn't?

Coffee table time!

Over the phone they just said bring two forms of ID.
So I show up and then she demands a birth certificate, passport, or Soc.Security Card. And I'm like, will a state ID and a selective service/military ID work? It has the same information on it.
Which was met with an eye roll, and them persisting that it absolutely HAD to be the other three they listed.

False.

Maybe they're all lying tbh...

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Well, that sucks. Birth certificate in particular is an odd one to ask. Unless it's common in cuckland.

M-mister...?

Hmm...

I'm Blood-chan :/

Ehhhhhhh....

Um, why don't you use her anymores?

Hmm... What do you plan to do with a degree in Programming?

Ahahahaha

Loser

O-oh... probably...

I'm too plain to be cute anyway...

Because she's on my external and so it requires dedicating both a power outlet and a usb port to her.

It's sadly common. Mainly for E-verify, so they can be sure I'm legally allowed to work in the state, but it's odd because the other two forms should have worked just as well, they have the same info.

It's whatever, now I just go back Friday instead.

I'd lose 2 u baby.

Don't get what are u talking about

Oh that's fine then. Was it a long way there?

imgur.com/a/TY3ze
Everything was built by hand (minus the enclosure decorations)

I felt bad that my Kingsnake was stuck in the bedroom when I spend 80% of my time out here, and I needed a new coffee table, so I figured "get two birds stoned at once."

Oh. That's okay. You can still be my masturbatory toy.

Twenty minutes, just the next town over.
I drove another hour out to Cave Creek anyway to drop off my had to get repaired so it wasn't a total loss.

Wow that's really awesome. How long did it take you?

Just a weekend. Construction time beginning to end was six or so hours. I spent more time at the hardware store getting supplies and the tropical animal store fighting with the guy over the best method for heat ventilation.

Back in a while. Have to walk home and it's raining so no phone.

Scoot, I'm reporting you to the counselor.

My wedding dress will be so white that everyone in the church'll have to wear sunglasses.

And as soon as you opened the telegram, my great grandkids started fading away. We got some wires crossed somewhere.

Miss. Mister. Habeas lewdness!

You did this table in 6 hours? That's pretty damn impressive.

WOwie

asdf

I will try to be more engaging.

She Rin your waifu? And I understand, but why don't you just transfer her into your main SSD/HDD?

My current job didn't want to hire for shit because of my arrest record. They did numerous background checks for six weeks. They talked to my mom and asked her about my medication and if I was taking them, etc etc. They wanted my state ID and driver's license and I'm like "nigga what?" I don't have a car lmao

What I'm trying to say is "What jobs can you get with your education?"

Answer!

Wait, wait, wait, who do you think I was?

I'm a miss, but I think i'm male on inside because I like football :p

No, but maybe I can be your Valentine tonight?

I'm going to bed, goodbye

Goodnight and sleep well

The rain has subsided!
I don't know if that's a bad or good thing here in the fucking desert, but I'll take it!

My old man was a carpenter and furniture upholsterer for years before he had me, so growing up, he was always doing pet projects that he would demand my help with. I learned to build furniture before I knew how to make my own food.
When I say construction, it took 6 hours to cut, sand, stain and screw the wood together. Material gathering, planning, finishing touches; like I said, it all took place over a span of Saturday morning to Sunday afternoon.

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Wish

CRIMINAL SCUM.

slap like her