Make sure bard sees this thread

Hmmm that's how I feel about it too.

I want to buy him another sandwich but those are very expensive...

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I like that Jaden Smith song more the more I listen to it

Would you lesbian kiss Matsuri?

Got it

U earn 7k $ per month, BM is cost 1$

Anthropomorphic wolf

How was your day?

awoo~

I would not....

I would kill my Minatsuki though

All my money goes to my dad, well not anymore.

huggie

how are you doin?

also I like icon

Have used the scarf in a first time in life, nice thing

Pat

How old are you?

­

Hu is lovely!

Ah~

n-no you!

I'm 19

I even don't know what to say

That's understandable; Minatsuki is kind of obnoxious

Pretty good, you? ^^

And same, even though the themes are kind of dumb

This song is also good:

youtube.com/watch?v=zXHUHx4R9kI

They do seem like they'd be helpful

I don't think I've used one since I was really young tho

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Why not?

Yeah she talks a lot. The only way to shut her up is to kiss her
You ever watched this anime?

+++
I to, until this day

I posted in the old thread

You really successful for 19yo man

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Do you have specific plans? ^^

I haven't

Are there lesbians?

Must have been a pretty cold day ^^

It is true

Hmmm I'm not cute... or successful...
I wanted a normal McDonald's job, but the fucking black niggers only hire their own kind. Also I got rejected from a lot of other jobs because of my arrest record.

But worst of all are the fucking Mexicans who only hire other Mexicans and then judge everyone else for not having a job.

I don't remember their being any romance in that anime. Just a loner guy who randomly sleeps with women he finds around the galaxy. Its one of my favorites of all time.

Those kids looked like they didn't want to fight either.

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*rubs your back*

So guise

The McGangBang is legit life changing. I should have done this years ago.

Maybe I'll try it some time

Are you going to watch the next episode of Citrus, by the way? It's going to be ＭＡＴＳＵＲＩ ＴＩＭＥ

Yeah, obviously, I meant more specific than that, but I guess it's best to play it by ear :3

You can order a gangbang at McDonald's?

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How cold does it get there? I've never really felt a need for a scarf here; I just use a hood and stuff

A McGangBang is a mc chicken in between the two patties of a mc double ;3

You had sex?

I'm trying to catch up but fucking people keep talking to me lmao

When does it come out?

oh

Sounds interesting

That's good? I wouldn't be sure mixing those two tastes together would have good results

New ep comes out on Saturday

Too subjective.
84k$ per year in NYC isn't successful enough?
What did u do?

Fuck them, don't pay attention to this scum

It's called "Gop stop" read about this

-10 C, wind 5-6 m per second and snow

non-virgins get out of my thread

Non-virgin reporting in.

LIFE

CHANGING

God damn it, I better hurry up...

I'm telling you too much about myself... I'm going to stop now...

that's discrimination

I has 6 gf and i'm a still virgin(

Perhaps it's true, but if u want to talk about something personal, u can message me in disc Hutzpa#7084

Raise your hand if you touched a penis

*raises hand*

Your own penis doesn't count

Another person penis?

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yes

oh

*lowers hand*

Hell no

*raises hands*

I touched a vagina once. It was weird.

Pretty cold

It gets that cold here; I guess I'm not outside a ton in it tho

I kind of like the cold anyway

Cold air feels so good to breathe

You just want a foot in your mouth

Did you give or receive?

Just Googled this now; I didn't realize this was actually some kind of official secret thing

McDonald's employees all know what it is?

wtf i hate yan now

An honest mistake

Will they burn you at the stake for that in the Ukraine ?

fucking disgusting

What ep are you on?

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We can change that though :^)

what about eating ass?

Yeah. I think some places they get kinda offended if you order it like that. I just restacked it myself.

Me and my roommate used to order crunchwraps as Destructo Discs and they'd know what's up tho lol

We all touch vagina once

No, Ukraine is not russia

uwu

We can't do much over long distance, sadly.

I got him a few presents and stuff, so I suppose we'll just spend the day like doubly uwu

is it disconcerting that you're actually right and I'd rather do my /d/epraved fetish shit over actual benis in bagina

Oh no
I really only care what you think though

:3

Really ?

How ?

You could watch a romantic movie or something ^^

Yeah, you're just a super subby boi

You'd rather have penis in you than put your penis in things

how are you doin?

you got me there sigmund

Getting tired, will probably head to bed in an hour or so.
How's you?

You ghosted last night!

I'll be home in like three hours and I can do more. Did Mandy help at all?

my eyeball hurts >:G
I hope you catch good zzs and stuff :)

lmao that's def not on the dollar menu ;3

SORRY I passed the eff out lol

Yeah, he like marked a map for me and everything^^ I'll def be here in 3 hours this time, I promise~

You mentioned you have nobody to help you move sight unseen. I'm more than willing to do what I can.

Renting or buying?

send nudes

Renting for now. Thankyou. You guise helping is taking a lot of the anxiety out of it.

How come? :

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House or apartment?
Looking for roommates or trying to live solo?

I've been peeping apartments. I'd prefer solo, but have been looking into cheaper 2 bedroom ones since that's in the budget, worst case I could get a roommate. Seems strategic enough.

That's enough for me to get started.

Do you have work lined up, or are you playing it by ear?

idk :(

Yeah, you'd like that, slut

I'm sorry to hear.
I hope it passes asap

Nymph fucking tricked me into spending Valentines Day with him
I was being a retard boi tho so fair.

Show me that weird jötunn body

Well, that's the tricky part cause finding a job will likely depend on where I find the place. That, and how close to my NH wage can I get there in a kitchen.

Who the fuck is celebrating this shit?

People who love each other and buy into corporate holidays/like chocolate.

I forgot to get a valentine !

no valentine this year either lads

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Nope, not gonna see anything

Burgers

U forgot about the jews who sall these "LOVE SYMBOS"

I should another gone with another line

fuck

blew it

SEARCHINNNNNNNNNNN'

SEEK AND DESTROY♫

I honestly think my brain might be slowly turning itself off

send noods

Murricans?

It was always off

okay sent

what do you think ?

Going to school might have helped but my classes got canceled

Okay, so nothing lined up. Kitchen work is easy to find here, and depending on where you go, cooks are treated fairly well. Expect $12/hr to start in a low end place, but a couple of buddies of mine work in a hole in the wall Italian place making $22.50/hr, and one of them has only been there a few months.

We'll worry about that later then, but I will keep in mind that Restaurant Industry should be prevalent to the places I look

Oh, and if you have any ideas for locations or complexes, im more than happy to scout them out or grab info from leasing offices for you.

I only dipped in to see who was around and caught you. Been here longer than I should be.
Class let's out in fifteen and I have to deal with some Adminstration/Teacher correspondence bullshit, but I'll be back in a couple hours.

Stay beautiful you intolerable degenerates

Absolutely

10/10, would impregnate

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sorry bby, you can't handle it

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Just ask Grim for Hu nudes, I'm sure he'll oblige.

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...

Hes just gonna say he doesn't have them.

We all know he does though

TY!!

hihihiihihihihihiih

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you back from lunch yet?

Yes.

Is someone celebrate vd in Denmark?

Sadly yes

What's the one where they throw cinnamon on you or some shit.

Even muslim refugees?

Cinnamon when you turn 25 and are unmarried.
Pepper when you turn 30 and are unmarried

Some might be

Did ya get yer cinnamon yet then?

pet

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Nope. Nobody knows my birthday and I stayed home all day.
Or might have been forced out to eat at some bullshit boring restaurant by mom, I can't remember

*pat*

I don't interact with them~

okay do you want to play Overwatch now? its cool if you just want to play later instead

I'm playing rn yeah let's do it

alright ill get on invite me when you're ready dont want to interrupt a game hate when people leave like that

You never made us frands yet x_x

Correct decision

Wait I think you have to accept my invite for a friend request first

I'm gonna take alcohol for tomorrow and gonna make my shit done. Goodnight for today!

i swear i added you rightm try adding me its Fault2k#1367

Pat

Sleep well!

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O-Oh.. :c

Wouldn't want you to think I'm some sort of homo.
How's Qt going?

tap

But I'm already convinced you are.

I wrote a fancy wrapper around QSettings and then haven't touched it since...
There's just so much I need to do and I don't want to do any of it ;;

You just launched a nuke towards North Korea

Do it for 5 minutes.

I don't even know what I would do though

nice

like why wasn't anyone talking tho

because i dont have a mic right now but you did fine for your first few games :D

Write a to-do list of the stuff you have to do, use Trello if you must. Take one task you can do, break it down into things you have to do, do those.

i only got gold medals that game because i was dva

You're nice

I want bard as my valentines bro.

Guess wwho is slightly drunk and tired.
I waant an e-date for valenyines.

A true bard thread has music.

I love Bard, I hope he loves me.

Scanner attack coming at you.

I'm bumping your shit like hydralics.

I hope you know when we make new thread because things are gonna get hyper.

Hex maniac best maniac.

Important announcement

What do you do with an e-valentines

if he's a beta cuck then let him be

Sleep well!

No beta cuck shaming.

But they like it.

Oh I'm blind.

I've used Asana for other things before, but if anything I'd probably just use a markdown list :^)

Night beta cuck

Who is next on the firing line?

This sound is a pound.

I'll show my e-valentine;s the ropes,
show him/her a good time.

You ever went on a date with me?
It is out of this world.

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Time to brig in the soulwax, don't you think?

Us old posters gotta stick together.

huh? what are you talking about

I use markdown for everything, including class notes. Love it.

No I have not been on a date with you.

I need someone who plays xbox one and monster hunter.

Anyone who fancies making a squad?

Fancy a date now?

I'm free most of the day, I got nothing to do. ;3

Wish goes after my bois almost as hard as he does for Ikt

Sorry but no, I have a valentine

/scanimus/ when?

Oh well, I know someone owes me money so I'll go on a debt collecting spree and see if I get a free night out.

I hope you enjoy your valentines day.

I love Bard more than any of you.

He will post since I'm here.

I hope Gypsy posts too.

Not even LaTeX for math? :^)

Have you heard of Joplin? Kinda neat program for MD notes

if we hit 3 million posts on this board the world will explode cap this post

You have been visited by the poster 'SCANNER'

Good postings and (You)'s will come to you if you post if you reply to this post.

WHAT DOES THE SCANNER SEE?

With my help, we will.

I have enthusiasm

WHAT DOES THE SCANNER SEE?

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hey luka, how are you feeling?

i have LaTeX in my markdown

I have not heard of Joplin no, what's it do

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Bard hs to go to work in a shitty KFC so I'll have to cover him.

I got his Grade A go ahead to go and post on his behalf.

Oo, fancy.

It's just kinda organized and cloud sync'd, nothing special

yea you seem like a pretty good fill-in for them

John Wick has a problem.

I know you.
You're an old poster too.
I think I remember you, were we friends?

I use markdown & github for my class notes, and share them with my whole class, it's kinda opensource and everyone can chip in, it works really well.

well we werent not friends

I don't remember being enemies.

Anyone who knows 'Arise Chickun' is a frien of mine.

I know of deep dark blood, darker than any furry or pony.

Ah, I dig.

Fuck everyone else tbh :^)

Is arise chickun old enough that it's an obscure meme now

No, but people here aren't ponyfafs

whatever you say, pal

scoot was

ur a ponyfaf

This is why we need scribes.

To paint the past so we can sculpt the future.

Scoot, ikt, hu, there's quite a few

Well yeah, but there's a large portion of the people here who haven't been to a pony thread still.

Never

tfw not a ponyfaf

I mean, I think I know you, but I can't remember.

I rememeber your tag, but not how you posted.

thats more historically accurate yes

thats because we didnt really talk a lot

You're the poniest of fafs spectre.

Who are you?

Wanna talk now?
I ran out of booze,

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Not your valentine.

No sad.

whats up? do you got a gaming rig up? you should get some multiplayer games so we can game and chat at the same time

d.va's kinda cool.

d.va's really great, i wanted to play more games with you, so if you arent too sour you can party back up with me later, my SR isn't really that high

I know that, I meant your name.

All I got is an xbone, it is gonn take me a while to get a gaming rig. I can't save up for shit.

What you got, grand daddy?

SR?

I just need to figure out what all the characters do :(

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SR is ranking points, it determines how hard the teams you are up against will be even in quick play

What's wrong fwuffy spectwe

if you hop on now we can get some more games in

What's wrong is it took me forever to find a single happy pic of flufflepuff.

The first one

Poking at tails is sexual harrassment.

What games, I like games.

Call the cops, I don't give a fuck.

i was playing overwatch with elma earlier

-pokes everyones butthol-

[fluff intensifies]

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help

Fluff gifs are pretty good. I can't believe you still have your pony folder.

It's a shame I can;t pc game with people anymore.

Maybe in a another life I will play with you.
I'd main Junkrat.

Are you sure you want to poke EVERYONE'S butthole?

that would be a good excuse for me to stop using junkrat as much

Whats wrong?

Yes

I find it just as hard to believe. There's been so many opportunities to do so too, up to and including an entire drive failure and loss of a good portion of it.

hbu? Still got 'em?

thanks I needed that

Rolled 10 (1d20)I roll to boost Loafie's post.

I deleted my many thousands of pics a while back. I'm on a different computer as well now so even if I hadn't I couldn't show off my autistically organized ponies.

Not Loafie's tho

Rolled 9 (1d20)
You poke mine. So you got to roll against the consequences.

The playback is all pixels ;__;

it's 480p

Man, please no.

Citrus is bad anyways
Trash anime of the season

Rolled 19 (1d20)
Junkrat is so fun though.
He's like Demoman from TF2

Trash

What do I do about the Pixels ;_;

yes i know i have the most hours on him

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You watch something else you little cutie

Who are you, that do not know your history?

this bullying is far more severe than I can endure

I'll be your roadhog, if I had the computer to run the shit.

Help me

This happens to me with everything I watch

Help me

Real niggas got just one giant folder where everything go, and when you want that ONE FUCKING PIC YOU SAW LIKE AN HOUR AGO AND DIDN'T NEED you gotta spend the next 15 fuckin' minutes looking for it.

You ever been bullied by a plastic scouser?

no I can't say I've been bullied by anything other than a person

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or an animal

Does it work on another video player? Does it work with another video format?

Real niggas have it organized by character & then subfolders for ships

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Just use VLC

I can't tell if people are actually drag racing in my neighborhood or if someone set up concert towers just to play car noises at 200db
Also I want to shoot myself because insomnia sucks

How do I fix this?

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they are pals but you dont need to team them together, but they do go okay together if you can actually aim the bombs and not just bounce them off walls praying they hit something, i mostly do the later

It is already fixed.

It is a feature.

TAKING BETS ON WHETHER OR NOT THEY KILL OF HIRO ON DARLING IN THE FRANXX

Not sex stuffs, just 2 characters in the same image qualifies as shipping for me. Just a matter of organization.

When I was playing Overwatch, I liked playing the ice girl.

I dunno, shit was fun cockblocking everyone.

you can't just ask me a question like that and not follow up on it

I don't know

I don't know

Help

I'm using MPC

I'm not switching players

Who dis?

it happens with everything I watch

Use VLC or keep the glitches, your choice.

Hiro, Oni, or Ichigo, one of 'em has to go.

You'd think that might constitute another sub folder.

I thought I did.

Let me re-iterate.

I'm gonna wear you like a pair of levis jeans.

why don't you use mpv
it just works

Overwatch is tf2 with waifus
tf2 tumblr erp ruined my last long-term relationship
What will Overwatch take from me

Is there a way to fix it?

What's MPV?

All your friends and will to live.

what does it mean to wear me like a pair of levis jeans
are levis jeans worn differently to jeans made by another company or other trousers in general

/scanimus/ when?

What

Idunno

Sounds complicated, the line's blurry. if it has 2 characters, it goes in the ship folder.

I like you already.

I think you should be above my grade.

Who diss

it's a piece of video playing software

But I already only have one or two friends and no will to live

Loafie, how long hVE YOU BEEN HERE?

yea everyone still complains about mei being a demon that can like solo three enemy players at once but really she's meant to play support

do you mean that literally

I'd guess around 3/4 months

Exactly what it sounds like
oh and BBC's Sherlock

dont be sad revy

I meant that literally, and that's how long I found myself in the shitposting game.

I think you can be my sucessor, if you like to be a better poster than me.

Ah, yeah, a thin line there.

Rip u my dude. Whatchu want on your tombstone?

I'm always sad

ahhhhhh i have too many things to watch

What am I supposed to post about again?

anything you want, just try to relax and decompress a little bit

well if you put it like that I'd like to be as good a poster as possible, which would mean being a better poster than everyone, but I'm just going to concentrate on beeing myself

Why would I have a gravestone if I'm not going to be buried

there is no "best" poster

well yes there's also the fact that what constitutes a good/bad poster is different to everyone, which goes back to my point of just beeing myself

I think I#ll vhill out a bit.

I've been myself. and I saw many things. Being you is the best thing to be.

What areyou into, btw? Post something on the embed thing and show me your interests.

Cremation?

I like anime and video games because I am a very boring person
I don't know why you're asking me so many questions this definitely isn't the first time we've spoken together

VLC don't work either

Amazon left my package in the trash can.

if it doesn't work with several different media players then the problem probably lies in either the file or your computer but don't ask me any questions please I am completely illiterate in this regard

psst, scanner

Always seems the first time for me.

How are you Loafie? I like anime, used to like videogames but it doesn't scratch that itch anymore.

Why though?

Makes sense.
It was self addressed, right?
Honest mistake.

because you have sinned

Blame my father for that one,
he should've raised a good boy.

I'm alright, my interest in vidya is rather inconsistent but today I wanted to play some online fps but I couldn't because my internet was at 1 bar all day ;_;
just talked on one of my /d/iscord servers basically all day and it's definitely making me progressively gayer but I'd rather not talk about that

Give
Me
Good
Night
Kisses

No kisses,
only questions.

kissu

goodnight user sleep well
*tucks you in*

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LOL

It seems to work fine on my gaming computer. But I can't lug this with to my job every night... What do now?

-kiss-

I'd like to discord with you one day.

What discord channels you go to?

/r9k/ servers, some that are more purist with no women allowed rules and all that and others that are just places to chat
an Holla Forums server (there are probably 50 at this point and I don't know anything about the differences between them and this one's just a meme dump really)
multiple /d/ servers but I don't think I'd like to talk more about those because I don't want people thinking even less of me

that's not all of them those are just the most active ones

I think I'm gonna go to bed.

Nice night taters.

instead he raised a bat fugging degenerate

I don't know
I told you I'm illiterate and not to ask me any questions for this reason but you did

Does it do this with every file extension?

Try it with this

No problem, thank you for your time. Its my bum ass laptop.

Those old cartoons are the fucking best

They are

wosh