Itt I pet all the imoutos

You just gotta beleive.......

You just gotta beleive!

I believe

wtf you're my sister now???

Yeah and? Is that a bad thing???

I guess I can try

I was going to tellyou to post pics but then i noticed you had a name instead of a skull emoji and then I remembered you said it was 3 a.m and i pieced together that you must be on a phone and for one brief second I felt the hapiness of success

That's okay because with recent advances in medical science, we'll try for you!

Pics of what ?

Also that’s some nice detective work

Live footage of the surgery in progress on the patient (under conscious anasthesia)

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(footage from the patients perspective

Ground control to major spec

i-is that from kare kano?

is bard a person of excellent taste/??

it is karekano

I haven't watched it since I was younger but I was like obsessed with it!

I'm so glad someone here appreciates it

Bard POVs when?

Ground control, this is Spectre - over.

*inhales*

and I'm gonna be

High

as a kite

by then

Bloodchan

youtube.com/watch?v=J3u8sNIk8AE

I like that song they did called Psycho but I've never heard any other of these guys except that she hates me song

who could've guessed

This one's... interesting.
Good morning Bard.

eat my balls

Anyone probably
Do you have an older sibling?

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An older brother!
He's really awful though.

waow I guess that qualifies you to be a big tiddy imouto

I'm not sure if that's a good thing?

Good morning speccy chan I hope you have a great day : 3

Thanks Bardo-kun. Why don't you make me some coffee and breakfast, and it'll start out that way.

luscious.net/albums/uiuishii-imouto-naive-little-sister_261099/

According to this it is

big tiddy is bad tiddy

WHAT?

tfw will never cool down

I mean it's pretty self-evident

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Big tiddy an best tiddy
That's why the meme was "a big tiddy goth gf" and not "im a pedophile and love flat chest"

I am a believer that small tiddy are more aesthetically pleasing.

flat chest doesn't necessarily mean pedophile, and washboard girls are just as bad as big tiddy.

the true wonder lies in that b-small c cup range

do you like your coffees with sugar and creme or do you take it like you take your cocks

Both is good. It depends.

Well there's big tiddy and then there's "mongoloid tiddy"

There IS such a thing as TOO big

I agree it depends.

I just haven't ever seen a big tiddy that I thought looked uwu.

Given I hate my own tiddy so it's probably repressed self loathing

amen & idk
anything above a d cup is usually too big.

What if you like flat chests because they're basically guys and not because you're a pedo?

Love thy titty.

Well then you're just a fuckin' faggot.

Just be sure to keep away from Grim

is he like a tiddy feind or somethin?

I meant to have a more playful picture

also the punchline was black

Like one of eyes is gonna be.

Read filename.
True story about Grim attempting to get tiddy from my gf lol.

one of your*
fuck

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that gif's creepy as hell.
also jesus christ why did he do this

Some speculate it's because he's an angry sandmonkey, but those theories have been discredited years ago.
Recent evidence points to him being a currynigger trash person, and we can see examples of why he might be like this from /r/indianpeoplefacebook.

Wat do?

Zip hile!

Every girl I dated had small squishy tiddies 👌

definately don't do t hat

All zero of them

I’ve dated 3 females

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Real girls :o

No one who unironically says female has ever dated

You don’t know her she goes to a different school

heheheh
bedtaimu for me soon spec : 3
gimme the tuccs

Goodnight Bard.

In Canada right?

Oh shit

How did you know?

I'm psychic, I also know your debit card information so you should just go ahead and post it.

I would have to get out of bed for that

afternoon bard

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

o/

Every female I dated had issues.

One was a compulsive liar with a control complex.

One was in foster care and just generally had a lot going on.

Though the one was pretty fine, she was fun and energetic, I just wished she'd stop drinking from my drinks.

Every female one has issues

I have issues.

What a surprise

I'm going to apply at a skii lift today even though I'll probably be looking for work again in a month even if I get that job.

Because Elyssa told me not to go back to my last one.

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This seems really nifty to me.

Yeah, exactly.
I want to get a psyche eval.

Wait that wasn't supposed to have a link.. or green text.
I'm being hacked.

I have plenty of issues, but they're not really crippling.

There fixed.

Yeah, same.

That seems like it could be neat, but they're really overblowing 'woah no grids'

issues like being hacked

Idk, it's neat that the villagers are the ones who decide where to build things within the zones.

Cities Skylines and Sime City didn't really do that - they just tried to fill the gridspace inside the zone.

I'm proud of you Rin

Don't worry i'm here

I don't like that song

Not one bit

♥

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The guy who made that song got his ass kicked out of our gang anyways

youtube.com/watch?v=XAgzgj1yCzQ

Hello

My feet are feeling pretty dry right now

Henlo Friend Ban

Don't tell me you're a part of this autistic gang

Hello also my friend Yan

Absolutely

I could almost make a Riko folder now

I suggest applying water to them, as based upon yesterday's conversation, it would not be right for I myself to do anything about this

TRIGGERED

I've never seen you post them before.

That conversation must have gone much differently for you than it did for me.

Lil pumps dragon maids

maybe it did I was rather tired about it after all
So, your feet are dry. What do you want me to do about it?

Lick or suck them

hurry up though

I gotta leave in a few hours

Riko Saikawa?

Yeah

literally never

I refuse, I am not your cocksleeve

Yeah you're more of a damp sock.

Clothing analogies aside, it's not going to happen. You can't just expect me to blindly follow any instructions you give like that.

I've done it once or twice at you.

You realize this isn't the first, right?

Or even nearly so?

Blindly following instructions is exactly what I expect from someone who clearly enjoys doing them.

I can't remember this happening.

It was like this

Was it a blank post ?

thats probably why I don't remember

Well you see, as previously stated, I was rather tired on that day, so my articulation wasn't quite up to standard. This statement is true, however, licking feet is something I reserve for only those I cherish the most, and I am afraid, due to your bullying and rudeness, you are not one of such people.

but I still like you

The best part about this is I don't even like feet

if you don't like feet then why have you asked on so many instances that I lick them then
what's your endgame

It started with just normal bullying and then idk what happened

please stop bullying me it's not a nice thing to do

Tell that to my boyfriend.

I refuse.

okay I'll message him

I was posting in discord
I'm pretty sure you just don't remember things /get blazed a lot.

Bullying is a nice thing to do.

I love Ban tho

Ban helps Yan with hand cramps circa 2018 (colourized)

I haven't done anything in a while

I can't say I agree with you there pal

Bully Loafie until they like it

that philosophy is not a very effective one but if being bullied now means I won't be again then go ahead

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I thoroughly enjoy bullying Rin.

I better not have a test today

why don't you bully me
I very much would like to disprove this (baseless) theory of lil

If I bullied you the same way I bully her she might get jealous.

The transformation is already starting.

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well if she likes being bullied
then not being bullied could constitute bullying
so why don't you go ahead and bully me I don't have all day you know

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But I don't know if you like bullying.
You could've set this whole thing up to get me to bully you because you get a kick out of it so to actually bully you I should just ignore you.

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The cops are already here

they can't unlick you

well I guess when you put it like that I suppose maybe I do like bullying
congratulations lil you were right all along
now bully me more
yan you are to blame for this perversion

I don't think it was a very well kept secret.

it's something you can't make a judgement upon until a definitive statement has been made, and it only has just been made

Bullying is indecent and monogamy is sacred.

good morn friends!

I knew way before any statement was made.

henlo

good morning

I guess you've just got really good intuition then

o/

how are you all doin?

I think a lot of people knew

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♫♫Lie down baby
♫♫Arch your back now
♫♫Maybe you can help me get what I want
♫♫Curve your little spine, and tell me that you're mine
♫♫It's all about the game and what you flaunt

♫♫Everyone's counting on me
♫♫To cheer them up and give them lots of energy
♫♫I hope that I can help them study for their test
♫♫I'll work hard to support them and always try my best
♫♫It's so much fun to hang out in the dormitory
♫♫And be a super generic and moe loli

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And I'd never bully anyone else.

I don't respond to group links

Beat it floozie

♫♫固く誓った 折れない想いなら
♫♫ここにあるだろう
♫♫信念あるならすれ違いもまた
♫♫必然だろうか 答えは何処だ

I know

I'm just fucking with you

Take it easy, jeez

I totally understood that.

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Pass ty.

亜沙's a boy though, like.

Why can't you just love me Rin

I went so long blissfully unaware but now I'm just so jealous.

Look how cute he is!

'cos you aren't as cute as Asa or as nice as Elyssa.

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Wait, I'm not cute?

I mean, yes, but let's be real.

No one's as cute as 亜沙ちゃん。

I'm unironically hurt.

I don't even know who those nerds are

Don't worry Echo we can spitroast your gf together

why can't you just love me literally anyone

So this new job is super chill and no ones on your ass or pressuring you to work faster cause it's alot of attention to detail

I just hate how I have to constantly be converting decimals to fractions or vice versa

I like how our blueprints are actually blue

You're painfully boring tbh

Just remembered a few metal bands because of that, neat.

They don't?

Echo tell your wife to get a job already

I love you.

Do you feel better now ?

She's building computers or some shit.

Echo, tell Soto to get a life - he doesn't listen to me.

Tell her to build a resume lmao

What makes you think he's gonna listen to me ?

thanks for being honest

I presumed not and I've no reason to think otherwise

yes I do thank you

I'm not saying all this to be an asshole, it's cause I really do want you to get a job

Cause the NEET life is actually horrible and depressing
I hate it and I wonder how you're not going crazy staying shut inside everyday

I dunno if you get annoyed cause you hear people tell you that everyday or something but they're right you know

Its also your fault Echo for not pushing your wife to do better in life
You gonna let this bitch build computers till shes 90? lmao

Can confirm it's not actually fun like in the animes

success

Then you haven't talked to enough people.

Ive been there a couple of times

It sucks dude

I've talked to plenty of people, they just either see me as either a means of entertainment for a couple hours, or a target for bullying. Never has one (until a few minutes ago thanks lil) said that they love me

I don't think it really is too common for people to just go and say that so forthright, I mean, it would lose it's meaning if they did so.

Hopefully they still let me into the student gym because part of why I quit my job was because I didn't have any time to exercise because the only exercise that doesn't make my skeleton want to explode is swimming

don't downplay my love sd

Sorry, didn't mean it like that.

I'd like to think I'm rather sharp, and I've yet to see anything that suggests any sort of love from anyone

Chronic bone pain from unhealed shin splints in high school
Reduced range of motion and increased sensitivity in my right shoulder from a lacrosse injury
The only exercise I can do for any duration or sustained intensity is swimming so I used to regularly swim long distance but then I lost time to do it due to work, school, and other factors
I miss the days that having an eating disorder helped me stay thin instead of just making me hate myself every moment of every day
I went from skeleton to chubby and I hate my life

Ban won't lick my feet because he has dignity and integrity.
That's why I love him.

I love Loafie

they dont lick feet at all and smell like strawberries

hey whats your blizzard, i want to add you now so we can play Overwatch since I'm actually on my gaming rig right now

Waow Loafie you fucking homewrecker

Maybe everyone's reserved to a degree, if not just out of the market for that.

Ouch, but why wouldn't they let you in the student gym?
I only just have the problem that I manage to pull my right arm easily whenever I lift something too heavy.

Leave Loafie alone

what have I done wrong ;_;

revy#11603

I'm not a student

I gotta go to class

will be back later

cool let me know when you want to get some games in

Oh, do you think you will be again in the future?

I'm actually probably going to bed for a bit

Hopefully I'll finish a degree, seeing as I've spent so much time and money trying to get one and nearly died several times

Stay safe.

That sounds like a plan, are you trying to get a job in the field of your studies afterwards, or did you face that deal where most people stop enjoying the stuff they've studied?

Sup thread?

Never really planned on living this long so I don't really have a plan for the future

That just means you can do whatever you want cause you're on unbudgeted time honestly.

I personally love it.
Not many gripes about it and so much has improved.

Coming from someone who has 8K+ hours in the series.

A bit tired, awfully busy day at work again, albeit there have been hints that it might get a bit slower soon.
Also trying to apply for 2 weeks of vacation.
How's Elmers?

Ah, I've never really had a plan further than 3-6 months at most.
And even then it's just like 1 thing to do.
Hopefully your studies work out though.

Ooh, where you tryin to go?

I woke up not knowing what day it was again. Today is my last day as a pothead and that's kind of putting reality into perspective for my roommate I think :/

youtube.com/watch?v=VfjT1kWybAE

Ehh, I think I won't go anywhere, just felt like I need a break from work since the most I had off was 4 days around X'mas.
How comes, going to get a new job, or..?

New job, moving, I'm sick of being unmotivated and just sitting here basically. Also, financial implications even though I rarely buy it myself lol It leeches itself into my fastfood column in my spreadsheets cause lol munchies

Didn't know that you quit your job, just thought you were employed all the time.
What kind of stuff are you looking at in the new job?

I am still employed.

I'm looking for a new kitchen job on the other side of the country.

Good!
Thought you had like 0 income for a moment.
Why on the other side of the country though?

Because I have a rare opportunity in that I have no strings attached and a job that I can go anywhere with. Plus I fucking hate it here and am sick of snow.

Well, sounds all good then.
You don't like the place in general?

Not really. Been here the majority of my life and for how shitty everyone thinks it is nobody leaves. What's up with that? I'm gonna be the one to do it and just leave. I don't have many friends, the ones I did have are dead. My family doesn't talk to me or vice versa, and my job gives me no acknowledgement even though I have seniority there. I guess I'm simply not a happy camper and I'm just trying to do something about it instead of complaining all the time, y'dig?

/blog

Blogging has been banned.

Know that feel, the problem with it here though is that the average wage would be lower, and jobs are hard to come by.
Not to mention cheap-ish apartments aren't too common.

no ur banned xd

Unlike Tsuckchi
TEST IS A TYRANT

being a gigantic gay faggot has been banned

Bаn goes to the ban?

oh shi...

Test is bae.

Oh boy I hope I get a full 7-6 hours of sleep

Do sleep well Revy.

How about sleeping forever?

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^ The following is what happens when daddy stops giving you allowance so you have to find a new daddy ^

My classes got canceled

I also got a free ticket to fly anywhere I want

Who wants the dick ?

Overwatch is way too hard guise

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How?

I was stuck at an airport for almost a full day so my next flight is free.

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round trip 👌

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yo

Grim

Huim

i really wish more people didnt suck even worse than i do so i could get these arcade wins

Are you going to AX anyways ?

no but like everyone yells at me to get better but without giving me any insights.

like i don't even know wtf a hanzo is guy

Are furries inherently gay?

It is the wrong thing to play.

It's a shimada.

Me

Furries aren't gay, they just have a higher percentile of gays and autists in their communities.

All the furries here are gay tho

its cool, just give me your blizzard, im not that great

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VQWelmies#1326

I'm sorry~?

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I am, yeah.

done im doing some game right now if you want

Post Wish.exe

These jokes are starting to got to far I think

You could taste me irl and find out

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Me and the roomy are figuring out lunch. maybe in a bit^^

ghghhghhhhhhhghghgh

Compile error

You're a joke :(

:D

Haha

I'm not a cannibal

I just always assume you're messing around tbh and not being genuine

Not yet

webm thread?

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I should turn all the posts I have screencapped into manga memes

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I want those frying pans

But like, some would be hard to find a purpose for

Matsuri looks like a doll D:

Erio and Bloodchan only ever post at the same time

I mean, I'm genuinely going to AX

Erego Erio is Bloodchan

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Looks scary and weird

)))0

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Forgot about video

new

I laugh every time he tries to salvage the sandwich

I'm aware of that.

You're a compile erorr.

Guilty as charged.

Hey imouto
hows your penis