HEY YEAH

Oh, right, here you can order pretty much anything through the big alcohol franchise, but it will take a while and cost a whole lot due to specific product.

don't shoot me ivan I know the us nuclear launch codes

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This is the most NONE death grips thread ever.

u made a typo so ur point is invalid haha

It's Rob Zombie btw the way

Spasiba

yes, its a veritable forest down there

i get a vodka from samara, another from the UK and a beer from belgium this way

0000 it turns out

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Superbeast OP

This controversial meme will rise up and subjugate the children of Adam

Can get stuff like that here normally, but there's a whole lot of minor stuff that might be awfully hard to come by.

how do you mean? i havent let go of my cock since it started...

Me neither.

yeh... like theres a canadian beer from my old home that i cant get because its not distributed out of the province. sad really

...

bigg cumm

"be a cheap date," he said

*is still confused*

...

...

I still don't really know what I would ever order if I did so, other than probably Leffe.

Sama pls halp

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Put some ice on it to slow the swelling.

da bigg bigg

i just like trying new things

you may be over thinking this

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Is Sabs like the Marilyn Monroe of the threads

Could be encoding problems, before network stuff

I just don't know what you mean.

and "new things" inst another penis joke, im breaking those down seperately

gotta stay classy yanno

RIP boring stream

Well, try Belgian Leffe if you haven't already.

Me trying to figure out the meaning of this post

im messing with encoding and nothing is working and im gettin grumpy

ty for coming by i appreciate it tbh

1. most people will ordee the smallest thing on the menu (ie) salad) to not seem like fat kids
2. you wouldnt order anything
3. less expensive date
4. ???
5. profit

Some sexual harrassment is fine, but keep it tasteful, keep it classy, u know how it is

I'd much rather be the Grace Kelly or Audrey Hepburn of the real life.

Get one o' them big blocks of ice from the 7-11. The bricks.

I'm scared of glitter getting in my eyes. True story.

thank you for the suggestion :)

uh... ok. youre probably over thinking this too

they only sell the chipped ice. you know, the good stuff

ur a sex symbol

Embrace it

I'm drugged

I liked it awfully a lot when a friend brought the blonde variant from Latvia in glass bottles.

....and here i was just thinking youre an idiot. being high is a waaay better excuse

No worries, not to be mean but if there are dank memes I must indulge in.
Technology is stupid.

Imagine. Waling down the streets of downtown Belfast. You hear a car screech to a stop near you. Some ginger thug throws a package at you. It sduddenly explodes. It is a glitter bomb. What do?

Well there's also the fact that your post didn't make sense

nothing wrong with a bit of tasteful sexual harassment

right across the bow

Woot!

made sense to me and that all that matters

god i'm glad i stopped playing that game

C9 SNEAKY !!!

:O

is it more the kind you drink to get fucked up or the kind to get enjoyment from flavor?

...

Or a lot of it

Excuse me?

Great for you

lol

...

ur so cute

It has an awfully nice taste and it's bubbly.

Wanna see his asshole ? ? ? ? ?

Trump should get rid of the immigrants on Cinco de Mayo

Blah...

What work?

What? Why was I a meme? How?

Ougi wants to make art with me...

Housework, chores, work work.

I'm listening.

Are penises your favorite avatar?

Funny how unsurprising that is

of course

Know what's the best ice, though? Nugget ice. Give me a big huge cup of nugget ice and I'm like a kitten with a ball of yarn.

Sex should be between a man and woman in the holy sanctity of marriage for the express purpose of making more beautiful babies for Jesus.

I lie on the sidewalk in the fetal position and wait to die.

imgur.com/a/L2Djl

o stahp, its you

oh cool, these are better imo

being coy suits you

*Doubt*

HOmework? How old are you?

Yes

I'm skeptical. He isn't like you, I think he'll chicken out

So you're not going to tell me?

But what if it was real ?

I have no idea if it is or not

House work isn't the same as homework.

these are pretty good too. but im so down with the crushed stuff ima get the 10lb bag
c'est tellement bon

remember when sneaky had a sissy tumblr open on stream on accident

I would sneak a nibble on it.

nah, i like he mystery. adds an aire of sexyness that transcends cock webms

Now to get a date ://////////////////////////////////

Hes a little fag and everyone knows it.

Do you eat ass ?

Are you still in school you know you can't be here until you turn 18

But how is Blood-chan a meme?

Heavens no.

thats the real challenge...

God bless your tiny soul

:( but like a date date. I'm sick of people strictly asking for bjs honestly.

tbh this pic of him makes my chest hurt with dysphoria

past tense... no longer, has been

Have you had your ass eaten before ?

Good, I don't want to be a meme

You're not that bright, are you?

something something eating ass something 2018

How old are you? You seem kind of young, in a cute way :3

u should watch Citrus since you like lesbians so much

We can't be sure we can trust you unless u watch anime

How're you? ^^

You were away from the threads for a sort of long time, I think

When have I ever said I want to do that to dogs? It's perfectly natural to want to do it to humans, though

Yeah I feel the same way but with the picture of his asshole.

cant blame a guy for trying tho

Yes. And I loved it.
But I don't reciprocate.
Because I am a selfish lover.

stop harrassing me :

I'm distracted by cocks...
What homework are you talking about?

Oh I see...
Why don't you want to do it to woof-woofs?

time to kill sneakky and harvest his cuteness

good...

i take long breaks... im doing pretty good now. yourself?

I mean...

Bloodchan go home

19 desu

cant know until you know... yanno?

*rubs your back*

House work.

Paint touch up, mostly.

what if I put peanut butter on it ?

Hes under 24 hour watch

no one can get to him

Can you believe Harvey Weinstein is in this thread right now?!

That makes no sense.

So was I a successful meme?

I am home, I woke up an hour ago~

And what about homework?

P-peanut butter you say?

Not that bright, are you.

quiet you...

sure it does

hell no

this is abuse

Homework is from school right?

Then why mention it?

Do you want nuts in it ?

That is literally what peanuts are.

never

because recycling obsolete memes is kinda a thing a do

...

It is.

And House work is work relating to the house.

Actually I guess its a legume.

yeah but crunchy or smooth ?

So no. I don't want nuts in it.

You'll have to keep your sticky asshole, kid.

Nah, this is fine

*pat*

it is funny because squash is a dog fucker

I don't get it... What did my meme say?

So you don't have any school work?

Cause this fucker only does Smuckers.

I wish he was dead

This is bullshit

I graduated a long ass time ago.

something rifk something something

...

All furries should be gassed to be honest.

Between this and the dick pics i'm getting a weird vibe here

nah i think we can do it

Did you have nightmares about still being in school?

That's gay, I don't know what to say anymore...

Boredom isn't a nightmare.

Short answer is I just don't lol

You suggested listening to my instinct more; that's what I do :3

I end up doing that too

And pretty good; been smonking a ton of weed

That is young compared to most of us ^^ -pets your hair-

I see no dick pics, only dick videos

Dick vids, fine

Ehh... maybe you should get started on the housework...

I started doing that more and more and it turns out I'm an asshole...
But my stress has gone down by a lot ^^

well... you asked

weed helps sometimes

...

Just chores left now.

Don't jerk to them

That foreskin looks unhealthy, it's way too tight

i'm sorry, I'll leave you alone...

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Bloodchan stop posting cocks or I'm telling mom

I don't judge ^^ -hugs warmly-

Hm? What do you use weed to help with?

I know I'm making you guys hungry

Welcome to my world

Ew

you're not his supervisor

you dont have to...

Fiiiiiine

Ow...

Ew?

What should we talk about then?

Imagine, being a cock eating faggot...

i have some discomfort caused by reasons

what a faggot

And what if I can't ?

idk it looks weird

Why would I, most of these are just vulgar

You're a faggot

whats you favorite chinese food?
and should i venture out to get some to satisfy my food craving or just make something at home?

You're a precious dark princess

Same, I drank a bit too much coffee

Good!

Well, yeah~

irk lol

a bit heavier, but yea why not

Faggoty faggot. Why don't you say hi anymore

hi

hi

I do everyday

Who are you?

Ummmmmmmm I love all Chinese, really...
Its hard to tell what's my favorite...

Hmmmmm

Eh idk, I do like some traditional Mongolian style dishes my grandmother made for me from her big ass wok

And yes you should go outside! Get some fresh air~

I don't know... my skin is too pale to be considered dark..

:3

i will take your advice.... thank you

Yan called me sucy-q so that's what I go by i guess.

nerd

Um.... um, my advice might be kinda bad... you should always listen to your heart

So you're a newfaf? How did you find this place?

Are you okay? What's on your mind? ^^

Pretty porcelain pale, like a toilet

Kidding, you know I love pale skin :3

right now im thinking with another organ

CCANNOT EVEN

presently calling for takeout, venture out to pickup momentarily

then idk

...

I haven't been outside during the day in months and my skin is even whiter then ever before.
I don't like being pale, it looks unhealthy. Anyway I'm doing more meditation and now I'm about to grab the gift again. I can "see" it but its hard to grab it... I just have to keep going back

Your brain?

tummy

If your local Chinese resurant serves dogs then you should definitely try it! Its so good too

n-no you

That reminds me I've barely eaten all day

Maybe I should do the same

It's best skin color

If you go outside during the day you should use a cute goth parasol to shield your skin

And that's cool but u should stop confusing meditation with other things

Remember meditation is just about having a quiet mind

Sort of, i got linked here. I mostly lurk.

Agreed. How did exams go, did you get the results

they literally dont serve dog

this is a great plan

back after a few

Everything passed, so all's good. Could have done better, but wasn't among the 30% who failed at least

Good, I told you you'd do fine.

people will laugh!

I'm glad you like my skin color cuz I don't..
Ehh my mind is always quiet though. hmm...

Well hi, I'm Blood-chan! I like long walks and exercise, I enjoy doing yoga and traveling, but my favorite thing in the whole world is art. I love it!!
Tell me about yourself!

Hmm, well if you get the chance you should try it

Don't fap and drive!

(And dicks apparently).

I like coding and music, currently studying for a masters in cybersecurity. And doing boring work things.

If I ever avatarfag it's as sucy cause she's a qt.

Eh... Could have gone better still.
Everything good on your end?

Just happy to know I'm not the only ice muncher around here. :3

It's tiny like a kitten. It's also fuzzy like a kitten.

I watch anime sometimes, but it's gotta be something that hooks me early or makes me laugh.

Squishy... like a kitty?

Yeah it was really panicky all last week, we weren't on time to deliver stuff to a big client and it was my fault so i worked real unhealthy hours, even did 16hrs one day. Wasn't fun.

I wasjust done sending the final email to the client earlier so we should be out of trouble. I went out and got absolutely shitfaced yesterday so this morning was fun, too.

Heck yeah squishy like a kitty. And also a good drum like a good kitty.

I love dicks.

Blah I don't like music very much, it's so noisy ><
You should work for Google Chrome because there are a lot fucking virus that need to be dealt with. You'll never be bored

Lemme make some coffee, brb ^^

I'm more of a firefox guy, but google has plenty talented engineers don't worry.

Thankfully i'm already pretty rarely bored, i got my shit together and stuff so i'm alright. Maybe you need to listen to less noisy music.

And really, who doesn't like dicks.

I feel like i'm dying, awful feeling

Auch, that sounds stressful. Least you made it.

The morning after getting shitfaced was fun? Not hungover then I take it. That's good

Sabrina-nyan

I was being sarcastic, I woke up feeling miserable and had an awful headache. But I've had worse, don't worry.

And heh, work is stressful but stressful is good, I have that job to keep me busy, not for the money, so it's nice when it gets me moving and working on something. Without it i'd be a slob since school is too easy.

Could be you woke up still drunk. Sometimes people do that~
That's meh though, I'm sorry..

School isn't too easy. It's just you who's too good

No I swear school's too easy, friend of mine who's in the same Masters agrees, we're both very disappointed. We're basically learning nothing, it's whatever since there's a diploma at the end but still.

Is it bad if I want to fuck my imouto's velvety bloody pussy?
Just asking for a friend.

Scoob, please give your kitty a squish for me today. Make sure he knows it's from me, too. Tell him. Whisper, "The Sabrinas send their regards," the squish him good!

Maybe your friend is just too good too~

no

it's not bad to want to but it'd be bad to actually go ahead and do

That's possible, it's more likely that it's just a shit masters though. At least as long as the news doesn't get out that it's shit, the diploma's worth something, which is something I guess.

The Red Squishiu

Guess it's best if you shhh about it then~

i bought a new guitar

you wanna see it

Show us your bum freckle instead it's cute

Yes! ♥
Please.

WINston~

Cutest old boy!
He will probably wake me up at 5am tomorrow and I will KY myself

Wow are you telling me to shut up >:c

News will pick it up if you keep sharing your view on it~

Get him a little kitty straight jacket. :P

yes dummy i was teasing you

I'm pretty dum, yeah

No lewding the wolf!

pat wolf

YOU THINK IM LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU?!?!?!?1

I'm not locked in here with mew. You're locked in here with meow!

i.imgur.com/GKiXRbZ.jpg

...

I don't really have any real lewds of the wolf chick~

pat the toothpaste

good

Hey, that's not a geetar! ;D

When cat's cradle gets too competitive.

:3

...

Then you gotta chop a bish

3:

Hello cuties, how are we doing today?

...

Now that's a sculpture straight out of my nightmares.

Artists are weird.

This is my mood now

So your mood is literally dicks?

Replace the beer with rum and you basically have a picture of me

Google is so fucking shit I don't think their employees are talented at all. I get a virus every time I open up my computer.

Maybe I should switch to Firefox but it seems like such a hassle...

Tell me how you got your poop together. I need some motivation. Oh and the only music I like is the noisiest of them all~

I don't just love dicks, I lust for them too. I want to chop of the penis off every man I see and inject it with embalming fluid

Yes! You are suppose to protect your imouto's slit and lick it passionately until the bleeding stops!

Rum is for prancing faggots.

This literally means "Huiovo", popular description of horrible mood in slavic countries

I want rum too(

...

Hmm I want that plant...

I always wanted to turn an alien like that one to art. I just want a challenge

I don't prance

I'm trying to fall asleep but I have work at ï and I missed work last night

8

reminder
ilu

I googled that and didn't get much.

I hope you get out of your horrible mood.

Have a lewd on me,

Don't go on /cancer/, it is full of lolis shitting themselves. Imagine what sort of sick deviant likes lolis and scat.

Can confirm. I used to drink rum a lot, but now my prancing faggotry has ceased, I drink real ale now.

Bruh you could just get a mold of that shit, you ain't gotta go all Iceland on us.

if you love me then you should make me feel good~

Reminder scousers are weird

Then I want of mold of yours

I'm not a scouser, god damnit.

You pay for the supplies, and I'll get it to you, but I also gotta see you use it.

...

Where is u work?

It's really hard word for aliens in slavic country, it word have too much meanings

do you want to see me use it in person?

I want to become Oplot and kill russian

If that were the case there'd be no need for the mold.

So I spent all day in bed today.
I got nothing to do anymore.
I miss working.

Then I'll just take your word for it.
Have you got more horrible images to share?

he

Fast food samwich

really?

I sure hope I don't have a disease

...

This has to be a slav thing. I mean, the pride that hand puppet shows....

This image reminds me of the time I took a load of MDMA, ended up making a pornhub account and accidentally spent £71 on a webcam girl.

Nah jk, I wouldn't let you touch my dick unless it's plastic.

Get an mri scan, you could have brain parasites.

SO THATS WHY YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF

Ebat debil

Would you let blood-chan touch any of you or anything you own though? Ever?

that sounds scary is there an alternative

...

No worries I walk into stuff all the time and I'm a bit clumsy... Um eat spinach, it'll help you catch things when you drop them

Huh? Why not? My hands are really soft, I won't hurt you

...

-puts food in mouth-
no more hungry for you~

Walking my dogs, brb!

...

I've learnt never to fap and take drugs at the same time.

I dunno, meditate? Pick up a new hobby? Marry me? Go to the doctor if it's concerning you, the GP will probably help you out.

I do not know why, but these pictures seem very funny to me

Talking about dicks too much makes Hutzpa take his final form: muscular niggress

When your tits start looking like this, you need to stop lifting.

I'd let u touch me, bby.

Velvety soft?

Don't think I have any fit niggers. Sorry.

I'd break you.

@Wish

wow, she looks super cute.
I think I got a thing for girls in short hair.

Get peed on Scanner

Come to me, snowy

Heck, this belly looks awesome

Well that's not vry nice.

Is this Ukrainian slang

Funny you should say that, yesterday I pissed myself because I drank too much lager and couldn't didn't get into the toilet on time. ;-;

I'm feeling a little strain in my left forearm so I think I've just been playing too many video games
I'll seek a medical professional if it's still there by the end of tomorrow

Oh it probably means white person

I get it now

Yeah, I know that feeling. She is awful fucking adorable.

Because it is white.

I'm not nice though.

Yes

Racist

For acknowledging that fit white women look better than fit black women? Sure, I guess. Whatever.

Oh right, I think you used to always get drunk on Saturdays ^^

I do unironically like black grils

Dat booty

Not super muscular ones tho

Yeah, I don't get drunk often anymore, just 4 pints of lager fr me and I'm done.

Are you Erio?

I don't drink alcohol for two weeks, this is awful

I am

What gave it away?

Prob means you needed a break from it, really

I've always wanted to kill myself

...

Satan tag.
I know that Erio = demons.

Week has just started, have no time for this

But it's almost over?

So thoughtful and sweet.

You just need to find someone who you could spend time with

It's 22:10 in Kharkov

Good job

The 666M tripcode has been my one consistent thing over the past years

You just have to look for the Number of the Beast

Taking a break will be good for you tho

What made you decide not to drink, anyway?

He's not attracted to me and I consider Tuesday the last day of the week

Anal leek insertion pics are the best Miku pics

Absence of money )

I talk about girl

anal leak

r u a NEET?

Good post

ANAL
FUNERAL

thx bb

I bring out people's true selves

I want abs like that

No... Like squishy soft

-kiss-
Oh I like that anime. They killed off a good character way too soon

Sonokawa is evil.

They bring her back eventually.

Like... fatty?

Don't understeand 60% of abbreviation

I hope ur getting extra high since you'll be quitting

Getting to know your true self is important

maybe i should just go until blood-chan leaves again

But he is fun

i want to cum inside blood chan

I'm pretty blazed and me and my roommate just had like 24 dollars of taco bell lol

r = are
u = you
a = a
NEET = Not Eating Elephant Tiddies, or in other words, u don't have a job

**in a platonic way

I'm talking about this one

Not really. Fat doesn't doesn't grow on my hands.

My true self... obsessive, compulsive, that's about it

Leave the fur.

I want you to cum inside me

A, now get it. No, i'm student

if you're asking me to skin myself, no, do it yourself you lazy fag

ill lie on the fucking ground and if you skin me wrong ill look at you judgingly every time you mess up

Sounds good ^^

They don't have stackers anymore

RIP

I think those traits are examples of things that can make it hard to see your true self

Does it grow on your ass?

IMAGINE CUMMING INSIDE BLOOD CHAN

Imagine not coming blood

womp womp :(

they didn't forget my potato burrito this time!

imagine having to cum to a picture of scoots with no other material

oh lawd x_x

You weren't supposed to actually imagine that.

Girls are nice but I don't have one in mind

Oh makes sense

What are you studying?

I don't think I've ever had a potato burrito ^^ Not sure I even knew those existed

Tinder\badoo

Girls are icky

Grindr

Imagine being in the furry club with baddog/squash and actually killing yourself.

You should scroll up, I posted some images u might like

they're so goooood

Isn't that for gay men

Tinder is stupid

Grindr is just for finding meth lol

They sound like a good Taco Bell equivalent for french freedom fries

Programming, couse is named "Software developing"

But it works well, try it

Consider doing meth and HRT

how far along are you in programming

SO GOOD

imagine being this upset about how ugs you are

Grind her

Nice

rektage

Consider doing weed and Scoots' mum

Imagine that anyone on the internet is ACTUALLY angry in real life instead of being the master troll

Oh. He's okay I guess. His partner is shit though.
Like he's clearly a fucking psycho and his partner never notices or says anything despite being a goody-two-shoes little twat.

imagine being as stupid as you are ugs

Imagine, getting so riled up and baited everytime, realizing how stupid you look

Hard to say, somwhere whery near to C# junior developer

That's a pretty good choice if you like it ^^

I guess I'll try them next time I get Taco Bell

It's all fun and games until you ruin a laptop from urine damage

niice

*very
I'm an idion

But I don't want just a hookup I don't want sex at all right now

whats up george

Man, winning against Bad Dog is so eassy. It shouldn't be allowed.

[Obligatory "dog and pony show" pun]

and now scoots makes posts directed at me for 15 minutes while everyone ignores him till he goes away

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

In 2 month i'm gonna start developing VR app, this is gonna be awesome

How far is you?

Shit, that just so coincidentally overlaps with bed time, so me leaving isn't ACTUALLY you winning... But an inevitablitiy.
But.
You know.
Winning dabes.
Especially against degenerate animal fuckers

winning here is like winning a self-masturbatory bukkake contest anyways

Nah, it's still pretty fun and games after that too :3

...

Scoot fuck off to bed already.

sitting around doing nothing and coming off a high

im a few weeks into c++

What kind of VR app? Or do you mean you'll have a job where you develop apps in general

Well yeah, until u cum

But then you have to buy a new laptop

What prompted this

IT
JUST
KEEPS
HAPPENING
I AM THE FUCKING GOD OF THE INTERNET
Y'ALL HYPER BUTTMAD

Sorry for slow replies, I'm switching computers

Duke hey what's up, I'm about to smonk and forget im surrounded by snow everywhere, and super sore from shoveling it all

funny im about to do just the opposite, my back and arms and everything hurt and it sort of helps

Wasn't worried about it.

this

Sup, it's 80 plus degrees here so I've not been shoveling snow ever.

i want this

Oh

Tbh I'm super baked and I don't even know what people were e-fighting about originally

...

scoots is being scoots *shrug*

fuck you, i actually live near detroit here and i am fucking surrounded by snow, i almost broke my back digging several cars out and helping a lady that was not old but very unhealthy for her age so im going to call her an old ladyanyways

Shit and dead lang. learn something more live

This

I'd show you a pic where I have 3 of the exact same laptop from a few months ago but I'm really lazy :^)

It's not that great to be honest. Swamp ass is a constant 80% of the year.

At least you're not surrounded by nigs.
Well at least you did a morally good thing.

AJust out here in the sticks KILLING IT

N-no I meant to shave your fur you sicko!

Whats your true self? Or rather what are you personality traits?

Uhh... No, in my family fat usually grows under our chins, tummy and thigh. Now for normal people fat grows in their arms and hands and face and everywhere. I don't know why fat is limited with me.

I'll go FULL AHEGAO desu!

He just trolls

That's good; you'll prob make a lot of money and then buying alcohol will be easy

Did you actually destroy two of them from pee damage?

where you at?

also that's what a/c's are for

there are more than i am comfortable with, and the pop was sort of worth it since i never drink pop as a reward

...

Make a new thread with a cute OP

Imagine giving Bloodchan a live dog as a present.

woah lewd