Matsuri is CUTE

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Titty wolf.

awoo?

best wolf

me too chap

Yan #0648
steamcommunity.com/id/ravengodcalls/

:)

COOL NEW MEME: RAGGEDY ANN FRANK

ONLY 1950'S KIDS GET THIS.

♥

lmao
Is the new update cool tho?

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10/10 would bang

my system restore uninstalled all of my steam games I'm afraid
still got q2 doom (1993) and samp though

and fightcade

It was okay.

Don't care. Steam add or you're dead meat, fattie mcgee

it is done

Hey you had good taste in neets

why does phone have two home buttons

thanks mate I'm going afk for a bit so don't get upset if I don't respond

Hellom Thread

cato i got my lapissssssssss

I wanna see!

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So you got more buttons to press

Pretty!

I'm back yan-chan

Just plug in your keeb

There's a little bit of pyrite flecks in there too. I got a little haul this time around for my mew size^^

i remember being in the mr bones wild ride thread when it was happening, i think i almost died that day and now i really want to play plant coaster again

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That thread was the shit.

Welp.

oh absolutely, it was like an event being there, i was far more excited than i should have been, OP highly entertained me that day and i still am grateful to them

Was here for this one too. Was amazing.

oh shit i didnt even see this, im gonna read it all right now

thanks for the premium shitpost

Enjoy.

Arsitocats!

like im making a joke yea but we had people that avatar'd this at one point, pretty sure

Neato

ur neato

I'm neato

I agree with all of these things

nea-to

Gotta love hearing Chinese people shout thru your wall

womp womp

I think I can afford my own condo which is p cool

How do you know they're Chinese?

because he watched jackie chan adventures

wtf I'm chinese now

EVERYTHINGS IN WIDESCREEN WAT DO?!

Because they're my roommate

Why is he so angery?

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HIIIIYAAAAA, JACKIIEEEEE

idk

how do i delete someone elses internet

you have to reach behind your head and punch yourself in the face

how do i delete my life

Helium.

*pat*

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Balloons?

Is not work

Yep.

Pull the plug!

bored

Hiiiii

Do something then.

i remember when i was little i could hold my breath for longer than i can now probably, that's pretty bad since an adult should be able to do better

good thing i quit cigarettes, i remember i would hold my breath and sink under the hot tub with my eyes open and get so immersed in being underwater id be lost in thought until my lungs started to burn

Pretty. And hi ^^

I wanted to go out with friends today but its raining. I recently slipped and feel on my back so now I'm scared about going outside when its wet ;__;

How are you, qt?

I thought you were used to being on your back.

I'm going to buy electronic drums

Um... I am okay. How are you~?

Nah uh, I'm actually a virgin. I'm saving myself for my lord.

Jesus? I heard that guy was hung like this

Damn, the dialogue falls into empty questions

In russia, you will went in prison for this joke )

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But who cares?

i havent heard from loafie in a while, do you think my half hearted advice to system restore got him fucked?

I do not acknowledge such a person, sorry

W-well I still have some back pain, I fell a week ago today... But I don't like to complain...

Hm

I am the only person worth acknowledging

guys don't forget to eat your citrus fruits on top of your regular daily fruit intake!!

Ehhhhhh

In what part of the back? What kind of pain (sharp or permanent)? You visit a doctor?

no it worked fine actually thanks for the help

I want to lesbian kiss Matsuri

could have done without the uninstallation of my steam games and reinstallation of all the junk that comes pre-packaged with windows 10

I want to lesbian kiss every Dutch poster

lmao wtf i actually helped someone, this wasn't part of the plan at all, abort

time to crash all of my programs with no survivors

No.

Yes, hun? How's your weekend?

It's a long story but it was early morning and I had to walk my chihuahuas outside. I live in an apartment building and I'm terrified of elevators so I walk up and down the stairs. There is a broken boiler in the basement of the apartment building and all that steam flooded the stairs making the walls and steps slick as ice. I lift my dogs when I walk down the stairs so I wasn't holding onto the banister and that's when I slipped and fell on my back... The steps dug into my head, upper and lower back and my butt leaving black nasty bruises... All I could think about was "oh shit I slipped!" My second thought would have been to protect my dogs but I fell so fast....

so cute

no but really im glad it worked hopefully it doesn't happen again

Don't forget the poffertjes lip balm.

Meh. Headlight went out so I went out and changed both. Should change the oil too.

It's a good thing u have such a nice fat ass

Those look really good.

You're a poffertje.

Accept my condolences, I live in appartment too
And if it feels after a week of time, you shoud visit a doctor, it coud be something bad

Does that mean you want to eat me?

Anyone who doesn't want to eat boy pussy should leave right now

this tbh

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You're blood-chan correct?

where is everyone
it's real neet hours

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its the weekend

??????????????

What's a headlight?

Nah-uh, luckily I had on layers of clothes. I notice I don't groan or moan when I'm pain haha

it still hurts very much, hug me..

Blood-chan?

The main lights to the front of a car.

i have a laptop now

it is indeed the weekend I do not know why this fact confuses you

that's nice desu what are you having

I'm afraid,i'm gonna broke you to the end if i hug u

Goatboy pussy is fine too I guess

jk ilu

What you should have done was use your amazing butt strength to just painlessly absorb all the shock in your ass and bounce back to your feet

Oh, it's nobody important, must have been my mistake. I apologize.

Shity interface, tbh

Comment no.

how is a weekend neet hours, when thats the one time neets should normally be at home if they weren't neets?

im not sure what part about this confuses you

lloyd certainly seems to think so

People have opined this at me before

I don't listen

I can never Stop

but neet hours are dependent on the hour of the day it is
the weekend is dependent on what day of the week it is

Good shirt

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Na, it's only subjective thought, if u like it, it's ok

Good job

What's Ukrainian food like?

twitter.com/SwordOrWhip/status/956635653206257664\

I'm so ready for this oh my god this game can't come out soon enough.

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Oh! I don't have a car, I wouldn't know. Are headlights expensive?

You should consider upgrading to an iPad, they're stronger than any Asus or MSI laptop and they're portable.

I'm having rice and beans with chicken ^^

If you hugged me for real right now I would cry in your arms;...

Lol I didn't bounce at all. My butt is muscle, and not bounce.

Oh okay! Sorry!

Why did you ignore me? I thought would you be interested

Games are boring nowadays. Retro games will always be master race

^^

Do u think I should grow a goatee?

The moment ur butt makes contact, flex + fart and if ur butt is as strong as u claim u should easily bounce back to your feet

Not hard

uk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Українська_кухня
^ Ukrainian lang. article
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_cuisine
^English lang. article

Ukrainian article is fill much better, use google translate

Don't cry, better go to a surgeon :^)

You Ukrainians and your fancy Wikipedias

If only I knew how to harness such technology

-giggles- you're being silly now~

I can't, I'll be out of work for WEEKS
I rather just suffer until my ribs heal

pls don't grow a goatse 4m

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Because ur silly

y not? Not any kind of one?

Where do you work?

-giggles-

tee hee~ :3

-paws at u-

nya nyaa -licks ur cheek-

gay

you were extremely wrong

i haven't seen your face in a while so i can't comment

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oops

Why did you switch waifus again?

I don't know what a goatse ^^

I'm a private security officer for MAERSK I don't ride in the cargo ships, but I just do sweeps

Faggot

Why?

coughing is a surprisingly good way to warm up

first off, what did you post towards me?

i want you to link it and explain to me why i should care about you saying "no" to my scurvy prevention post

give me one good reason i shouldnt make you walk the plank

Wow, sounds cool. What salary?

Gosh ur so silly~!

^_^

Everything went to hell the moment he typed "-giggles-"

Ah right it makes sense that dogs have a primarily scent/audio-based memory

I didn't, I've just been posting a bunch of different lesbians

Can lesbians be an avatar??????????????????///

I j-just wanted to make smol talk with you..

sick links

nigger i said i haven't seen your face, that has nothing to do with scent or audio, have you all gone straight up retarded on me

ur gaying up the thread

No.

do it less bad

Third reply is 4 u

Shh

-tosses u garlic bread-

Are u bi

time to make a P H A T cup of coffee

bigg

bread is bad for dogs you fucking monster

Meh, 20 bucks.

Do you mean a large cup of coffee?

It is cool, I'm always in awe by how big the ships are. The technology is amazing too, but its way too dangerous. I have to get my gun license soon. The pay is $36.19/hr

How are you YtSe?

Lesbians should be shoot.
Gays are alright though ^^

I didn't know you were into that kinda stuff...

I'm not going to sleep with a girl for you.

see

t h i c c

Says the turbofag

Wonderful, and yourself?

:o

Find something more dangerous. The more dangerous the more money you get

oh thats a message i missed, thats cool, make something with the drums then show me, i dont really know you enough to have much expression on you getting them

Hello

AR or AK?
U live in big city?

U fucking kidding me

What is a gun license?

tell us where you work, anywhere that pays that much security has to be worth raiding

better yet send us coordinates

THAT'S what happend to country, when in its history there was no communizm

?

I have no biological urges whatsoever.

It really comes down to the value of the ships coming in at that point. When there are billions of dollars worth of goods going through a port, spending 7.000 on security for a month isn't a bad option.

Same kind of thing with even armed security that deposits money from stores. They get paid rather well, last I heard.

It's Blood-chan's influence

Yeah that's the word

Yuri is cute

Did you eat dinner? -pets your hair-

ur not only gayer than me but ur the gayest in the thread

Have you been buttsex'd irl yet?

ay gurl how u

Frontin nigga

I think I'm shaking.

And I don't know that it's from the chill.

Are you okay?

bye guys

l e w d

atm? nervous because i have to leave for work now... bye

Sorry for the wall, I was cooking.

Are you okay?

?

I need no license to get a gun or carry in concealed! I love my state!

Good, good luck at work ^^

I just started looking at the kickstarter page and updates for Bloodstained again and I'm getting so excited again and I just aaaaaaaaa

APPARENTLY THEY'RE GOING TO PORT IT TO SWITCH TOO AND I JUST AAAAAAAAA

Nerd game stuff and my body is ready and I just I aaaaaaaa

Kawaii

Good post

Hug
More danger = more fun

Ew :(

Them's fightin' words.

Nobody in the US trusts AK's for security purposes.

I just I aaaaaaa

I backed it 110$ back in like 2015 and I just I'm so ready for this.

Apparently they're hoping to get it out *this year* and I just I need this.

Why ew? :(

I've never cared for Castlevania in general so I don't think it'll be for me~

Right decision

Yeah, that's perfectly fair and understandable.

It's definitely not a genre for everyone.

I've enjoyed it enough though, and when I originally backed it it was originally out of a desire to see Igarashi succeed - especially in the spite of Konami.

I just can't help but get really excited when it's so close and something I helped with, no matter how minor my contribution seems in hindsight.

I dont think this is true

We also don't get gun licenses

morning

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I just woke up o it's morning to me

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We trust in our own, precision crafted tools.

Or German tools. Or Austrian.

I have yet to see anybody in a security firm walk around with an AK-47. Not in the states, anyway. I have seen plenty of AR's though.

And yea, the gun licenses thing is a joke. Only highly liberal states require conceal carry licenses.

No lol

kbye

dont look at me that way : (

AAAAAAAAA

DO I WANT STEAM RELEASE OF NINTENDO SWITCH IS THE QUESTION AAAAAAAAAAAAA

aaaaaaa

Look with more anger

everywhere requires concealed carry permits

A lot of people have ak's for "home defense" though

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*stays in bed*

I require no conceal carry permit. I am constitutionally allowed to carry a pistol, concealed, as soon as I turn 21 in my state.

Fair enough, though I would wager that isn't their first go to. Just because home defense is easier to perform with a pistol or a shotgun. Not saying I don't have a rifle on standby.

Hit ur ber with leg, still looking

my outer shell is impeneetrabble by daily daily ne'er do wells and stressors

I have ascended
i am
a sayuri roll

If I sometimes do well will you let me penetrate you?

No.

sure

If I sometimes do well will you let me penetrate you?

Maybe.

s-sure

YOU LET ME VIOLATE YOU

Go to bed, by

cebersex

After staring for two minutes I've determined that u meant "I'm going to bed, bye"

Night

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Was that a NIN reference?

Cerberus Ex

Indeed it was.

nini hutzpa

I'm surprised I caught it. Go me.

Who else still believes in Sabs x Colbs OTP?

bigg cumm

That link was meant for Bart actually

But I guess u can have it

conversation drop'd

There wasn't really a conversation but I should give u more (You)'s

-pets ur hair-

Tbh I'm still laughing over that mislink

Miss me with that gay shit, fam. *dabs*

Bart is sad because you took it

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I feel like the bigg cumm mislink killed the thread in multiple different ways

Daia is a cool dude

You're winner!

y is that

Nah, Daia is a little bitch

Aggressive shitposters are president now

Deal w/ it

Wish don't you think Masturi's voice is super kawaii

You're not a shitposter, just a shit poster :^)

I haven't seen episode 6 yet.

Spoiler for episode 6 Dumbledore dies

Playful bratty boi :3

Looking forward to next week because Matsuri is probably going to attentionwhore for the whole episode

Wish has read the mango and already knows about the Dumbledore death

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we dem boiz

Who is?!

Why can't it just be yuri sex non-stop?

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Why wouldn't you be

an winnrer ams me

u r

And cos the artist is bad at drawing butts

I was just curious which reason convinced u

I was just kind of saying it

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Fake news.

But they're just two circles.

We dem Proud Boys

Good, you're not a casul

Yay! ^_^

God I love this song

You have bad music taste. This guy doesn't though. And the venue is godlike.

I like it, but tbh, I kinda like Eternity ~ Memory of Lightwaves more.

That is also awesome, but not by any means comparable...

It kinda has a special meaning to me so.. yeah

Okay so they're both piano, guess that's comparable

What's my prize?

I did not expect X-2 to be as wonderful a game as it was. Aaaand now I wanna play it again.

I was gonna say.

You're a piano.

I do tease him with my fingers all day so......

Well, sounds like you've made sure that the notes are in order.

We wouldn't want a sour note to dampen the mood.

X-2 was unironically a good game.

The only real complaints I've ever gotten about it usually boil down to that it didn't feel like a good sequel to X.

That could ruin the symphony awfully fast.

And potentially leave a bitter taste in one's mouth.

I haven't played it since its initial release, but I remember going into it feeling like it was going to be stupid and exploitative and finishing it feeling like it was kinda silly at times, but overall touching. Of course, I was 16 at the time and still able to feel intense emotions, so maybe it'd be different now.

What do you want it to be?

But still, the style is not really the same at all

I get played constantly?

No you don't

Some would probably even ask for their money back.

Like a damn fiddle.

A brazillion dollars!

Still, nothing beats ffta

Damn. I even play myself...

Does Brazil even have that many dollars?

I concur that X-2 was a good game, surprisingly. I also would agree that it wasn't really a good sequel, but it was pretty much the only sequel that they ever made, so I am willing to give them a break.

The characters all felt nice. And watching the thief class put them all in thongs pulled way up was, well, quite enticing as a teenage boy.

You just calm down.

Or to get paid.

I am calm tho

But how does an instrument play itself?

I heard someone asked to be taken to emergency ward afterwards.

Not my problem, cuz. They better be in non-sequential, unmarked bills.

The outfits were ridiculous but ridiculously sexy too.

No, you are not!

Oh dear, that is disheartening.

Hells yeah.

Apparently they got awfully bad sores on their fingers.

It doesn't?

k brb printing money

I thought I was but okay

Then how did you?

Mweh heh heh heh

I'm not an instrument.

Now you're not even making any sense

Then why did you imply so?

I never did

It was a victory laugh.

Lies, blatant lies.

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Look what is an actual thing now..

watchcartoononline.io/anime/poputepipikku-english-subbed

He's dead, Jim.

what a waste

Dead and buried.

Waste of what, exactly?

Getting to meet up with an old friend on Growlr in 2 weeks. I'm stoked.

How goes?

Oh?
Did you just stop staying in touch, or just like stayed in touch but never had the time to meet?

We talked off and on for the last 2 and a half years. Only met once on my way home from Michigan. But I'm close enough now we're going to meet in the middle.

-carries a grass block from Minecraft through the thread and places it in the closet. Doesn't want to lose it.-

Kill yourself.

Ah, that sounds good.
I hope you enjoy that.
Just realized that I don't know how Badger is nowadays.

Play minecraft.
Mine diamonds.

I see him posting in fur threads now and then.

:< -doesn't want to lose all the grass blocks he's been carrying-

-has been using them to make diamond hoes.-

Oh, you wouldn't happen to know how he fares?
Just wondering because last time I asked was around last June I think, and even then he was in midst of moving(?)

You should put those hoes to use.

-planted what he can only assume is a tea tree. Sits beside it patiently, waiting for it to grow mug-fruit with hot tea inside. Spends the time reading story books to creepers-

But isn't Sonata a girl?

-is just a me-

Too much of ambiguity.

-doesn't put that in tea-

Pour boiling hot tea all over my face.

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But, how?

0.o

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nini thread

Sleep well.

Ayy everybody whut it do

Good morning

What's so good about it?

The fact that i woke up in 9:00

Congrats.

Tnx

wow dead community

rip

I think murricans is still sleep

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Yes ;_;

Nah, Burgerbros just now going to bed

gang gang

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NEWNEW!!