I like your board fellas

How about I buy you dinner after, and then we go back to your place....again?

Sounds like a plan.

My place is a shithole atm

I gotta get this move going tbh

Where you movin' to?

Well, I just recently did sheets, so my place works too. I also have a little bit of scotch left from a handle of Dewalts.

Y Chloe Kim so kawaiiii?

The desert.

Rum^~^

I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT FUCKING EMAIL I USED FOR MY STEAM ACCOUNT GOD DAMN IT

The Desert? You coming down to me and drunky??

I can get a handle of rum if it is more your speed.

LOL Oh that shit is classic. Well if you can't figure it out by tomorrow, I will just give you my email or my number on here.

where are you guise?

Captain's white rum is drunk maddie/10 approved.

The good ole Valley of the Sun, Arizona.

I never did Captain's white. Did the 100 spiced though. Got super fucked one day when I decided to drink that and Bacardi 151, about 3/4 the bottle of each.

oh. yes, that's where I'm going.

the white rum is just super easy to mix into everything and anything.

Why are you moving to Arizona?

Wait seriously? You're coming to Hell, USA too?
Neat. Phoenix Metro Area or a smaller town?

Because I'm fucking sick of shoveling snow, obviously.

At least move to one of the better deserts in the US, like eastern Oregon or Utah.

lol, Arizona. Enjoy the buttfuckery

Well I can say you would have friends here if you do. There are plenty of us here in AZ. Though we have never had a get together, so far as i know.

ITS COOL TO NOT QUOTE WHEN YOU RESPOND TO PEOPLE

Prolly like right here I think.

You're not my real mom.

I knew a couple of you were there, not like a large portion haha

Okay, Got in contact with Mandy. I can leave now.

HAH
HAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Good luck in Wetbackland.

Aim further north, east or west. Everything South of Thomas, North of Baseline, East of Grand and West of the 51 is literally hoovertown, AZ

Eww, downtown is awful. Don't do that. Go more north. Like by, 10 miles.

There is actually a lot. Fish is here, that snake chick thing. I know at least 2 more, but i can't think of them. Oh, and of course Drunky.

It was a rough circle, you chode.

It's not like I have anyone helping me get a place sight unseen x_x

aoshdfipuwehrvpuwerh

I'll be back later and you and I will talk logistics about moving to this city. I won't let you live in Little Mexico if I can help it.

Later folks. Back in about 7 and a half hours

We can be your tourguide. I literally drive around this city for a living. Give me a sec and I will make a little map.

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okies ty ^~^

TY

Reading all these stupid articles only help so much regarding location chioce.

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I will beat you like them.

:c

My parents never beat me physically.

?

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youtube.com/watch?v=D8cvgQJFDeo

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Immense happiness?

I just don't know what I'm doing wrong

Just before s girl to move to your state. It's literally work 100% of the time for me

you're swiping the wrong direction

I admit, it was quickly done, and I am drunk.

Beg a girl*. Fucking tablet

wat

There could have been more actual begging tbh

okay so I slid the circle I originally drew too low^^

Thanks Mandy-poo

You're pretty far off on my location. I'm over by the 51 and bell

Just remember, more south is more brown, and brown is bad. We will make a racist out of you yet.

What? Who is down in chandler then?

Ohhhh....ghostie?

Ghosties in fucking California I think

I don't wanna be racist, I was kinda hoping to better my spanish lol

I don't know any girls

Valley Fags... meet-up when?

Once Elma gets here I guess

What? There was somebody down in Chandler, damnit! I am not fucking crazy!

Um....I would stay away from people who speak spanish. Just as a word of advise.

I work in kitchens, m8. That's impossible

Shit, nigga, you too?

Pro tip, never give homeless people money in phoenix, they're fucking everywhere and need to learn that they have so many other options than begging

Nigga you knew this already.

Licking feet

that's like here. If you give them money you're an asshole for not giving them more and if you skip them they'll try to stab you.

Touchie. Well, try to stay away from the less refined brown people then. If you stay north of Northern, you should be fine. Stay out of Sunnyslope, though.

I do not remember this. Where abouts?

And I fucking hate people that hold up traffic to give the fucks a bottle of water! Just fucking throw it at them if you really want them to have it! Fuck them and keep moving!

okay. I don't know the lingo either tho

Fuckin' Buckeye :/ ain't shit out here.

lmao holy fuck it is gonna be like Mars

Oh, we all carry pistols on our sides, so not too many random stabbings.

Bell road should just be renamed "car dealership avenue"

I've done that but I've still got no gf

:O

actually there's a lot of concealed carry people here too. don't even need a permit anymore

Daily reminder that Serpa holsters A SHIT.

Don't you just beg the government for it?

I was saying it was more of a problem.

Sunnyslope is from 19th ave to Cave Creek, Dunlap to Peoria.

You poor fucking bastard.

Basically. From the 101 to fucking Central, basically.

Yeah....yeah.....I agree with you.

I'm not on welfare anymore

well if it's such a problem perhaps you shouldn't order me to do it

can I have neetbux?

Unity is pretty easy to use after messing with it for a little.

Same here. As long as you are 21, you can conceal any weapon.

Wait are you the one in scottsdale?

I like your board, fellas.

Getting neetbux is pretty fucking hard unless you literally have autism

I'm just outside northern Scottsdale yes

You still have your sense of shame so no.

AZ has constitutional carry too, so unless it's posted that you can't, or it's federal property you can carry whatever.

ikr? Fuckin' blows out here, too far away from literally anything.

Wouldn't be so bad if Safariland wasn't so expensive.

I'm 21!

I like ur board~

Thats asking a lot of me though.

No you're not, you're like 24

I wish I was still 24

26?

I'll post on your board if you post onmine.

I've always wanted a 26 year old

I'll be 28 in August.

2 lewd 5 me

that's understandable
in that case I ask that everyone except you refrains from asking me to lick their feet if they object to it

Oh shit

OH BOY GUYS IM DOING MY TAXES TONIGHT

Sorry. I probably went a little overboard.

Ahh, alright. Then I am unsure of where that snake person is.

The only real stores down there are at what, yuma and watson? I hate the drive out there to do those two stores.

Yeah, 200 is about my cut off for a holster.

Perfect, I can have my way with you as well.

👌

If thats what you gotta do

I'd jump in after you~

Sounds like I'm gonna get around the area :(

Fuck, I'll be 28 in May. Shit is depressing.

Pleb. I am waiting for the dead line.

Yep, and the Walmart there isn't even 24h anymore.

Oh god there was a huge girl with like triple Gs eating a white shirt and I could see her nips and they were like fucking pizzas

Wearing a white shirt lol

idk it's depressing when I'm getting in a social hour online and half the people are like 11 years younger than you, but other than that I can eat rum and icecream for breakfast so there's nothing really bad about adulting imo

Thanks... Thanks for that :|

She feed her tits shirts?

As if I wasn't wet enough all ready.

Now THAT'S lewd.

You'll be feasting on these pepperoni's in a few months

Can you blame them? Nobody wants to run a store 24/7, especially in bum-fuck nowhere!

Promise we will be gentle.

....eww....why would you share this?

I literally wake up and start drinking on my days off. It is glorious. But I am actually one of the old hands in the specific job I do. Sucks.

WAHAHA 10/10

you have to wait for mine since they're still healing ;3

I felt like spreading the trauma around

OH lol I mean I don't do that, but I can do that haha

That is cruel.

You should try sometime. You will get an appreciation for what it means to be drunk all day. It is hard work.

I lived in a town of less than 5000 people and even its Walmart was open 24 hours.

At least QT is open at like 2AM...

Oh, the titty piercings? I hope they're not givin' you any trouble.

Which town was that ?

I don't like being drunk though.

No, they're great. Sensitivity is overclocked 24/7 now. Just not quite ready to be played with.

people keep spying on us from nerve center

why do you people even like to watch???

Oh, so they make 'em more sensitive? :O
I didn't know that.

Removed from any and all civilization where even DUIs resulted in them just saying "please don't do that".

One of the few stores in the town I bet.

QT's aren't even 24 hours there?!? What the fuck?

Not even in good company?

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There were a few gas stations and local grocers that all sucked. Only a McDonalds and Walmart were opened past 22:00.

Like by a metric shitton.

I can basically only have 2-3 before I go into passout mode. That might have something to do with my eating habits moreso than the 'mones, but idk.

Nah it is, all the gas stations over there by the Love's is 24h except for the Burger King.

Apparently another 2 hours went by.

So, give you 2 or 3 shots of rum, then have my way with you? Sounds like a plan! And make sure to tease your nipples.

Ahh, good. I was gonna say, everybody in retail it seems is ecstatic about Bang energy drinks. It is imperative to pick one up at a QT before work.

hawt

You wouldn't like me in person.

Can't help but laugh at this one no matter how many times I see it

I'm a sucker for this one. Always makes me smile.

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If their plan is just get you drunk and have their way with you as you're unconscious, I doubt there's anything they'd object to.

It's ok. I don't even like me in person. Still, we should all get together sometime.

Evil imouto!

Hmmph.

Don't enable this.

lmao, point taken.

Well, just be nice to me. That's all^^

I laughed more than I should of. I am ashamed.

Energy drinks are gross nasty fam.

Don't enable what?

You want to get dicked and he wants to dick you.

I am always nice. Ok, yeah, I'm not always nice, but I would of course be nice to you. You seem like good people.

Also, yes, he should enable this :p

You're nasty....Bang is fucking delish.

;alskdj;aohgv;aodjghfa

iasduhjgaohugaliudfghailugh

no u

Lil' snitch!

Don't be ashamed. Just let the happiness wash over ya.

Blurryanimegirl.gif

SHUSH

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You seem flustered. Do you blush, too?

I am delish. Thanks for admitting that.

I....didn't say I was happy though.

Oh that is a line to get the blood pumping.

NO! Shuddup x_x

Enjoy the sphincter pounding.

I will, thanks ;3

You are going to be fun.

Laughing releases endorphins. Let it happen. :3

donnnnnnnt say it like that omg

....would you like to play the rape game with me?

pee is stored in the balls

I think we should all go to a karaoke night together.

Mislink? ♥

Ok? You lie back and I'll shove a cactus up your ass.

oops

then how do trannies pee when they get their balls snipped off?

we dont

We don't!

hivemind

Oh baby, I didn't know you could read minds....

I can't help it. I enjoy teasing cuties and watching them get flustered.

hmmph

Not that I don't love gettin' a Maddie (You). :3

Ha! I thought you were a different user for a moment. What are post IDs? :P

I'm not a good person....

I occasionally post non-porn to keep people on their toes.

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hello nezi how's life treating you

(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

I like nice people :(

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I'm good when you first meet me. But don't stick around for awhile, or you will be disappointed.

thanks for the (You)s I am very attention depraved I need anything that I can get

*shruggu* I guess we'll see~

Anybody want to hear a drunk irishman sing a song?

*happy gurgle*

Sure, but he has to actually be from Ireland.

I can sound as if I am from Ireland.......ish. More whelsch is what I am told. Or Scottish maybe.

What'cha gonna sing?

That part I wasn't sure of.

Do ya know Rocky Road to Dublin?

I'm depressed again

well that's unfortunate
is there something that either of us could do to alleviate that problem

*hug*

you're not allowed to lick his feet

only mine and yans

and erio

vocaroo.com/i/s16cEgQmaYaz

That is not a song for a drunk to sing. My lung capacity is not what it should be.

Also I fucked up a couple times. As the canadians say, Sorry.

that is not what I had in mind you lewd person

-licks your feet-

It's an Irish song, so I dunno about that. :3

I think you did a nice job!

Give me a sec.

vocaroo.com/i/s0T7ETeYwD24

I really should try and get my microphone settings figured out though.

What'cha drinkin', anyway?

Rogue Cold Brew IPA at the moment. Just got done with my last 6 pack, so moving on to dewar's. It's alright.

ded thred

ded community

Rest in peace.

lost but not forgotten

I'll pour out a drink to you folks.

pour one out for ur homies

Scotchy Scotch, yum. I got a 21-year-old single malt Balvenie for Xmas. I'm saving it for a special occasion. :3

♪As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...♫

nezi if you don't want to talk right now that's fine just tell me please I've been waiting for 30 minutes and I don't like getting ghosted

vocaroo.com/i/s1CD9JqVvgmG

Shit man, I have drank all my single malts. Shit feels bad when they are gone.

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I don't mind I'm not annoyed or anything just a little bit worried

Oh noooo! Single malt's the best. Aged in a port cask. mmmm

vocaroo.com/i/s0ML0hQdhrpJ

Aye single malt is fucking amazing. I have had the privileged of drinking quite a few single malts, and they are always amazing.

nice
here's a goat

disregard this, I suck cock

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Want to suck my cock?

ok nezi I'm going to sleep now have a good one

Nezi will be fine. Or he won't. Either way, you can't really save him. Get some sleep, bud.

lewd

lewdddd

lood

Am I the only one not know what is lewd?

wat

in the butt?

yespls

Has anyone really lewd far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

All night.

All the time....

hnngh

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Why did I click that...

killed it :/

Asses are only for pooping.

i found a guy on youtube who did episodic playthroughs of fallout new vegas except every time he does a new episode he adds more mods until he beats the game or its unplayable

Excellent. Killing moods is my specially. Honestly I do need to go trim my beard though. My work has been on my ass lately.

Ever watch MxR or Oxhorn? MxR does a mods weekly shit about fallout and skyrim, and Oxhorn does a whole lore thing about Fallout. Quite interesting. Easy to fall asleep to honestly.

yeeeees

i love Oxhorn even if i disagree with some of his points on lore videos, i have learned a bit from them

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well it depends on how tired you are, honestly it doesnt matter how interesting a game is if you are totally frikken tired of watching it, or just exhausted its nice to pass out to

honestly falling asleep to content is one of the major ways i consume youtube or twitch

Asses are only for bearing the Holy Mother to Bethlehem to escape the census.

You are

I remember listening to his WoW music video things. Great chap.

Admittedly he has a very nice voice to sleep to.

They are also for receiving my holy manhood though not exclusively.

if it was bad to shove things in there there would be a gag reflex

I'll remember you said that.

i mostly use it to live out games ill never get to play but i still buy plenty to play myself

omg
m
g

lmao

I...would argue with you, but...you posted...distracting pixie goth girl...

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thats so mean x_x

wait, why the eff does a genie have geometry hw?

Yeah I will never end up playing any of the fallout series. Great concept, but just not really enjoyable to me. But I like the lore. So I listen to the game from him. The vault experiments are amazing.

;)

You also know you can't argue the truth.

He's earning his GED so he can take some law enforcement night classes and quit being a career doormat.

Asses are for carrying sacrificial stags to the alter of Artemis.

yea the excutiion can be a bit messy for some people but the mods make it worth it to play for sure, enjoy what you like to play i'm not sure what sorts of games you like

am I ?

execution*

lol where do you come up with this stuff?

Incorrect. Asses are for carrying the sacrificial seed to the alter of Aphrodite. And I provide it.

Sadly it is back to WoW of late. Or Civ VI.

Have I just been missing him or has tracer not been on lately

The only people that anonymously ask about a specific poster are that poster.

Have I just been missing him or has Dazel not been on lately?

^o^

Asses are for making comfy grooves in couches.

And for making sanctified semen pouches.

EW! So wait, asses have pocket cheeks like squirrels?!

Yes. They are called the large intestine.

Excuse me while I leave this planet.

you guys are weird

Yes, extremely.

Have I just been missing him or has wish not been on lately

youtube.com/watch?v=ODV6mxVVRZk

edgy

How so ?

You basically 4m'd Loafie

It's MASH.

The lyrics were also written by a 14 year old.

never seen it

So what ?

No they're not

So apart from being a snarky ass, no one can tell me if tb has been on lately?

Who is tb ?

I haven't, no.

I thought you were supposed to be old.

Tarrabyte.

Good riddance then

I suck, I know.

What did you want? Besides seeing my beautiful snark?

Was just curious, guess I don't follow all your avatars, so I thought you hadn't been on in a week or something.

Sorry sorry. Just been busy lately, and too lazy to switch from this one.

No need to be sorry, it's not like you're obligated to switch back to TB. Not too busy I hope

Tracerbyte

You are excused.

Tryabite

I'm too busy I'm afraid. Work wasted 4 hours of my time on a goose chase in the middle of nowhere tonight.

Whatever happened to that dumpster fire of a person?
All I remember was him talking about how mean his parents were for asking him to get a job and not go out in public dressed as Spiderman.

Confirmed lewd

I'm sure that was thrilling, working tomorrow too?

Sucy babe, is it possible to split a macro function call into multiple lines?

Every day. And the beauty of it is my boss will ride my ass harder because I'll be at overtime faster now. He doesn't know that he only gives a shit at the extra I make because it cuts into his bonus.

Bleh

I'm fairly sure any employee that isn't a mouthbreather knows that their overtime affects bonuses of management.

Are you asking if you can have newline in a macro function? Yes, backslash before newlines, unless it doesn't work in C++ for some reason, I know it works in C tho.

Sounds like a great work environment. You really sound like you're working your ass off.

Meh.

It's more that I'm working longer than I'd like to.

No no, like when you're using the macro.

Something like this:
#define x(r, y) (r) * (y)x( 4, 3)

Should takea break sometime.

You're missing a semicolon, other than that this compiles & runs

Whitespace is ignored basically everywhere outside of macro definitions so this should definitely work

Ahahah

I know, I know. I'm not kidding though.

Ohh, it's actually just an intellisense error, nice :^)

You're not using visual studio are you.

Are you?

I try to get at least 3 weeks a year off. Hearing the boss make passive aggressive comments about how much time I take off is great too.

I'm glad i live in a country where workers are a bit more protected than the US. It always sounds like hell when someone tells me about this.

QtCreator with MSVC2017 as the compiler :^)

If I'm using CMake or any other language then I use VSCode

Well, that and I like complaining.

I trusted you, wish. I liked you.

Don't we all?

Nah, there are freaks that like getting the shit beat out of them physically and emotionally.

Anyway, how's thing on your side of the planet?

I've done worse

i'm sure a lot of people have

I've been doing so little work that i'm starting to feel bad about it. I did work myself to death last week so I guess I deserve it. My boss might call me as reinforcement tomorrow, I'm hoping he doesn't and I get to play video games.

I have no idea

I don't keep track of people

Lucky bastard. Well good luck either way. Dosh is always good. But time is certainly something to cherish.

I mean, my only alternative on Windows is pukeGW

I'm pure.

I'm paid either way, I've worked too many hours last week so either i do nothing this week and get even with my boss or I work and make extra. Yay.

There's your mistake.

didn't people used to post your cyber logs ?

Hah, how curious. I just get overtime for the week. End of the week starts everything over again.

I'm on good terms with my boss, the whole thing is pretty relaxed. I get to work from home & not be bothered with hours n stuff and in exchange i do the work for less than my market value.
I'm definitely not making enough to sustain myself long term, it's just a part time job for this year, 2 days a week.

Ah. Makes sense.

I'm not as adult as you~

Yeah yeah I'm old.

I'm sorry, but my Microsoft® Surface Pro™ 2017 doesn't VM good and I have to run the software on Windows :^)

Fake news.

I'm obviously a guy so why would my cyber logs be of girls anyways

Because you're a guy pretending to be a girl thats actually a girl pretending to be a guy.

Are you much older than me? I don't think so, I'm 25. I recall you being around my age.

Go full linux, get a remote microsoft server and remote desktop into it for testing. Ever since i've started using windows servers for my windows development my workflow has gone absurdly up.

Yep, super old.

It's ok, i'll still drink with you.

Not this week.

Tsk, playing hard to get as always.

I should sleep, it's 3am.

You see right through me.

But I like playing video games :^(

I keep a windows partition solely for a few games yeah.

Auf.

Get some rest.

Is it a gift or a curse though ????

You're just that enthralling.

Constantly rebooting is buttholes though~

Definitely a curse.

Is that why I’m falling asleep at 7pm ?

I don't constantly reboot. If I need to play a game, I boot on windows and play. It's not like I'm constantly moving between playing dark souls and working.

Hm?

I'm saying you're keeping me up.

Fine, I'll sleep. Night yall.

Yeah, how did you know?

I pretty much have my editor up 24/7 and get random spurts of inspiration to code otherwise I'm a degen playing games or on Twitch

Pff

Until we meet again.

I had a weird feeling

Does it feel weird in your pants? uwu

Yes

How did you know?

new

@Spectre

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