Maddie thread

The desert.

holy shit user's here

long time no see

There is a lot of desert!
I am in the desert!

the youngins are doing wonderful... i travel next weekend to see my youngest. can you believe she will be 3 this month?

im doing great, just beat a pretty nasty health battle. out of the woods. good news is... good.

has the winter weather impeded the efforts to this point, or? at your age nothing could keep me in

ohhh fishy

missed u

Motherfucking normalfags not understanding Tumblr memes

we have highs of 60s down here

I am just genreally not that active of a person unless some of the small group of people I like are around

evening

indeed.

Awesome to hear. And that you're feeling better too^^

That's crazy. The time does fly by. I live with a 3 yo and an almost 1 yo, but I've known them since they were born and it's amazing to see x_x

Have u ever had a weedgasm

(masturbate and when ur approaching orgasm take a bigg hitt and exhale as u cum)

Any more specific than desert?

i get it man... im the guy in the back of the bar just listening to band. whats you thing for live music??

If that didn't take like 3 hours I'd be interested lmao

elma's moving into my backyard where I'm going to keep her as a wageslave who works day and night to fuel my ravioli addiction

The Sonoran desert?

lmao omg that sounds fun

yeah it's pretty awesome

hi

Wait, that's not actually your plan tho, right?

Sure wish theiy're was a way to link posts so people would know what ur replying to exactly

hi sama how have you been?

correct

The 3 hours of masturbation retort was directed at you erio-tan

thanks... loving life. it was a little iffy for a sec

I have an eclectic music taste, so it is whatever my buddies are into.
Currently, my buddies are mostly deadheats, so today it is a dead/floyd band if I remember correctly

ah, ok
the other side of the desert

better now :)

you?

I wish more people around here were happier about it tbh. You're a refreshing visit, user. ty ^~^

womp

interesting combo from a single band

Too bad, too bad

I may have the floyd part wrong, though

Yeah I have like this glowing feeling now

How u

Edging for a long time makes it even better

thnx babe

I'm doing okay I've been sleeping alot and eating alot recently

Got a Zirconia Crown put on one of my teeth, wish it was gold but they idnt giveme that option

Have plans to spar with the boys and my brother later tonight so that's exciting

aside from that nothing really ever changes eh

Why's that?

Time is money, and it's not worth the 3 hours lol idk how you don't get bored

;p

fishy, did u see my reply?

dead redux would still be good live.
never got to see them perform... saw floyd 3 times live

because the other side of the desert from me

I think they are coming by NM soonish

tfw you're pumped for primus and mastodon but now you're gonna have to sell the tickets

work was long and busy
that's lame
I'm all sore today from the time I wokE UP to now and I think I have bronchitis

I don't think I'm following, sry.

food and rest are my 2 favorite things man.
im glad youre sparring tho, keeps your mind on something. i havent had a proper exercise in a couple months.

I live in the desert
you said you are moving to the desert
then you said sonoran desert
I live east of the sonoran destert.
That's too bad.

BUT WHY WOULD THAT BE A BAD THING?

too bad you don't live closer : 3

wait... they still tour? no way

because if you were nearby drinks would be nice

that's what my deadhead buddies were talking about

o-oh .///.

ikr
last time i tried to travel it was to hang with teeps and see rammstein. sad things came up. would have to travel to europe to try and catch them again

**turns out it is dead and company

Drinks with Maddie would be fun

oh shit
I bet it would befun as hell to hang out with anoother poster ; ~;

im amazed, had to check their tour dates. their near me this summer

cant beleive from this point you havent done so.... teeps is only just in chitown

I can't even drink that much tho x_x

You tryin to get me drunk?

they are actually coming to Albuquerque for some reason.

I'll buy, so you don't have to hold back.

with 5 original members

No, like I physically cannot drink more than 2 or 3 if I've eaten maximum.

'mones problems.

yes I was smoking and getting pizza

I really wish I could but I dont drive

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I meant to link
It's gonna be good

Do you end up wasted or just real sick?

d-did u get me breadsticks?

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bus bro... cheap man

Usually both lmao. It's not exactly pretty :p

Most often I just PTFO real quick.

ill bet dude. i may have to check them in cincy in june... only 3 hours drive

I get severe anxiety when I leave the town I'm in h-haha

lol... panty lube

I'm all about that cake
bout that cake
and chicken

y tho... the earth is the same, only the topography changes

same faces, same people. good and bad.

well I guess that's good.
Less money I have to spend

I have never actually been to a concert
Should probably get a ticket

You should just send me money tbh~

secret fetish tbh

I lost my passion for music when I took up fighting
I guess that's a pretty big change in my life anyways

last time I picked up my guitar wasl ike a montha go :/

time to go play some bayonetta again

But that ain't as fun!

oh dude... search out a local jazz or blues club. usually low cover charge.

It is for me^^

bar shows are still the proper way to go for entertainment

nothing wrong with taking a break man

I mean real concert, not just live music

It was for Alexis too

?

That is the only other person who told me to just send them money.
It doesn't end well.

For whom?

i see... then its gonna blow your mind man. waaay bigger production

I ate them all

that feel when you go for the icecream coz fishy bogarten the pizza

and i got oreo ice cream i was gonna share

That's a good point.

10 minutes

whats 10 minutes?

until I leave for deadfloyd

time flies man

Some original character.

I'm sorry :(

time flies when ur a faggot^^

lol

No way, you like them guys too? Why do you not able to go mane? DD:
Reminds me of the time when I missed seeing Alice Cooper cause my partner at the time was all 'waaah' about me doing anything fun. Downpoured the whole time but I woulda still had a blast, I reget not going.

Butch Hartmann is leaving Nickelodeon
: (

I wouldn't envy me.

ohhh fishyyyy i got leftover whipped cream :P

GOOD

cool

ur cool~

yea.... cool

bakayarou

Hi Darwin

Hi, Ms. Ross.

Boy btw

i blame you for my latest ice cream bender fish chan

whats ur fav ice cream, sama?

The name relates to you, however.

homemade snow ice cream with vanilla and crushed oreos

I like black raspberry

yea with dark chocolate chunks?

But why

just somethin about smooth chocolate love

oreo chunks and hot fudge!

o snap

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yuh. now imagine that in frappe form omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

i want one now :(

Gave you a hint.

stop it, im in recovery!

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WOW

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ill get the snow, you get the raspberries!

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youre an evil person

I know.

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What? It works.

The childish spin to it is embarrassing.

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Simply another improvement on my choice.

who wouldnt want to be the guy that talks in autotune and fires glitter out his ass, i mean.... come on

You are lucky, cause I think this is just about all I have except for gifs of black hoes on white poles.

no worries, i have like.... thousands

I can't say I am a fan of the Schwarz .

its pretty much all late 90s, early 2000s isnt it?

Ur gross

Essentially. After that it all went downhill.

This is how I know you secretly like it.

Ur gross....

yeh, the 80s was all bad, total wash. after say 2007 its just wasnt as nice and classy anymore. the internet killed porn in a big way

phat traul asss

thicc

What even?

Also here

Well it's not just porn. The entire society has gone to shit. Granted, the days of Easy Rider magazines, PlayBoy or other such pornographic magazines is long gone. But fuck man, there is very little to the point of class anymore. It saddens me.

Your pixiv finds are marvelous.

Yeah I know, I'm pretty great.

Nandaka is.

had a good run tho. to me when we started bringing agression online, such as choking, gagging, forcing, etc.
to me thats a fetish item that shouldnt be in every single video online now

Sasha Gray ftw

sasha grey is pretty naicu

For writing a utility to download my bookmarks? :^)

gaot

ur pretty naicu

I am literally obese

oh is that what that maeans lol

i need to find a job now

big girls are fun sized

Were YOU going to write it, or download them?

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i.imgur.com/rwnaJjJ.png

Writing it seems like the far easier task.

Hope Solo got a fucking rough meat hole.

You got issues.

The worst part of it is that a good 60% of it is porn...

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And the half of the remaining 40% is incredibly suggestive.

What kind of PORN, do tell.

It's a pretty balanced mix.

You'd know my profile, go look yourself :^)

Lotta flatchests.

Well, yeah.

There are non-flat ones too though...

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So you just look through Kancolle tags?

Yes, me too.

I have something like 550 people followed, I usually just bookmark all the cute shit they post.

Otherwise it's just my discovery page, and that has way too much Kancolle on it because Hibiki, Kasumi, and Akebono are way too cute.

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Yeah, like that but 2D

2D? I prefer DD.

Actually, I prefer a solid C.

They are not cute in those lascivious depictions.

:puke:

Provide examples

But I already closed the tab. It was becoming distracting.

What? I see nothing wrong with that....

Pervert.

When did you start ?

At 28

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old

yuck

I'm still 12

That explains a lot.

Where TP, darvan and Casino at?

Oh thats wicked.

Is that Wish?

That was my Clockwork impersonation.

I'm actually 23.

yo

PROVE YOU ARE WISH

TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE SKITTLE

-PROTO1"?BILLION

The colour of this fine lady's hair.

That is correct.

brb drink.

Where you been?

Mmn, here?

Not here.

Where then?

SHUT THE FUCK UP DARVAN#3 OR WHATeVER THE FUCK YOU ARE

sUMMON tp

rip rgj rip BOB

youtube.com/watch?v=u_VsvZmIWxY

Hanging out with the senpai.

I am just telling you how it goes.

AND FOR WE STAND WE STAND ALONE.

we did not changes weapons or anything else for hostages.

I post here too though.

He usually posts Fridays, but he posted Thursday because he had Friday off or something.

Also we don't talk anymore

Wish how is your dad?

And you are also more tolerable.

I was referring to another person...

These violent delights have violent ends.

Still filthy rich, why?

Yo let's get some in and out.

ANy problems with hard drives?

Hm?

I'm not sure who you're thinking of.

Can we have Uber Eats deliver instead? Going out right now will simply not do.

Just some ESL dumbass.

The other thing is sad to hear, though.

cRAZY HOW THE WORLD HAS SHIFTED..HEY LETS HAVE A NIGGER DRIVE US

STOP

youtube.com/watch?v=Jr5hUVM7pPE

TP took the night off.

I'm confused.

Uhh, I don't think so?

Remind me to tell you in 16 days.

WHY 16 DAYS?

I don't get it ;_;

Shush and hug me.

yOU KNOW..YOU AREN'T THAT FAR WAY FROM ME..OC..SO COME OVER AND DO DINNER.

RIFK ELGIN IS DOING MILLIONS.

FAKE WISH GET ME INTO CANADA

OKA MOHWAKS

sONG FOR DARVAN IF HE PROVES HE IS DARVAN

youtube.com/watch?v=0rykzxxcsRM

:(

*hug*

Just roll up to the border with your passport dude, they'll let you in

I don't even know anyone who's ESL except me

Wrong I have an extensive criminal history.

:3

Really? What about all the European motherfuckers that we have here?

If I am not me, then who the hell am I?

Well I mean, I guess Dutch-posters would kind of count since I enjoy all of them for whatever reason.

But I don't think I'd call any of them my senpai...

Oh, you're fucked then.

The real darvan had a bittter wit. Maybe It was the coka nostra but the real darvan was aces.

It is a weakness, like the one I had for Australians.

I am actually Bern.

The Dutchmen are actually good though :^)

YOU ALSO DIDN'T EXPLAIN SHIT THOUGH

You are not bern.

I can smell chicks / dudes not dudes anywhere

Hmm, they are too techie for me.

I promise it could not matter less, but I will definitely tell you in 16 days.

We were always one and the same.

State your name.

Your real name.

Jordan.

Am I too techie for you?

BUT WHAT SIGNIFICANCE DOES 16 DAYS HAVE ON ANYTHING????

Names are things other people give you.

I will be dead the day after that.

But why?

You're not allowed to die.

Metaphorically speaking, that is.

WOW WEEB

Because I will be angry?

Very impressively deduced.

SO come down to the oC

I always thought you were like almost 30 for some reason.

I've been watching a lot of the deduction king, Moon^2

So why do you have to wait 16 days for me to kill you?

But Darwin had a crush on me, I had to have been a shota when I met him.

Now, that is something I have not wanted to do ever since that Fox show aired.

I didn't think he could like females.

I thought you just had a crush on him

There is something that might happen then that would make the story less boring.

YOU had a crush on me.

I am so confused.

Are you denying your feelings?

Well yeah, but I'm actually a boy though.

His shota detector saw right through me.

It was MUTUAL.

Yes, but I am CONFUSED.

Come to the OC or 3tbps

youtube.com/watch?v=rsX-QVhNshA

OH FINE

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How many times did you guys do anal ?

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twice

It was ASS TO ASS.

What are we doing?

BUT WHY IS HE MY SENPAI?

Yeah, he stuck his butt inside my butt.

He is not YOUR senpai; he is MY senpai. I said you are more tolerable than him.

OH I'M RETARDED

Yes, I completely misread literally all of this.

Oof.

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To be fair, you did not correct the misunderstanding here

I thought you were going on a tangent.

I only ever go off on secants.

I hate you so much.

You know what? You're alright.

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I thought I was supposed to be the tsundere one....

They are complicated, these feelings. Much like the word "hate."

It is 3am, that's my excuse.

Are you not nocturnal, or at least slightly more functional around this time?

Apparently not.

I'm just a huge fuckup overall.

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Of moderate size, if you ask me. I can think of worse.

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The two you're referencing don't count.

So are you actually going to say something to me or just be a twat?

Even without those two, the worst I can say is you are Canadian.

Well I'm always a twat, but I can play nice

I'm actually going to fuck off until someone I like shows up.

Hey now, there are plenty of respectable Canadians.

Here?

I think the average here is better than the average American :^)

Dawwin

More like Darwang

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It is so sad that you are right.

Spectwe..........

Though there are less of them, so I boost the average a lot :^)

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Does that make you special?

Hu chan

me on the right and you on the left

Nah, I'm shit.

Night night.

butwhy

I'm shy..............

Banana.

dont wanna get in trouble
bu I found this pic of Hupony and I just thought it was kinda cute

No you aren't you little slut.

*pat*

There is something very familiar about it.

No that's not true

hehehe

hii hu chan how are you doing today?

110% true.

o/

I'm the innocent, yet charming and always lovable main character

stop projecting please!!!!

morning there hutzpa

I know a Bard who's tough but sweet. He's so fine he can't be beat.

How are ya?

dis u, rite 'ere

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am doing okay i got to hang out with friends tonight how's your day coming along?

just woke up, wanna eat and play some wot

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what have I ever done to deserve such a cruel bully as you

Exist.

youtube.com/watch?v=LEUF2vj7vec

[END]

Good.

so far so good. Went through with upgrading to latest version of Firefox, and also just prepared dough for waffles. Gonna do those later.
How's Bard?

cant u just auto update firefox

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Am suuuper sleepy but I gotta stay up to goo cash my check ;w;

also that sounds amazing you ome make your waffles?

yu should add a fruit like strawberryes or blueberries

At least you can read.

sayuri x monika bdsm ecchi

wtf this isnt google

Yes.

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Guccigang

hand_holding consent

whassit thing

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pudding.cool/2018/01/music-map/

whwere tf are you getting all of these

holy shit post malone

ur kanna memes are lit af fam *dabs*

LOL
nederland is fucking meme

New

europe basic af

cept for germany that german af

Why wouldn't you? Ew, no fruits

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