I'm sorry but what even is Birdo

I'm sorry but what even is Birdo

Is it like, a weird female Yoshi? Except Yoshis can lay eggs on their own??????

Is it its own species? Are the males pink and with bows too?

I don't trust it, we have no idea what it's after, fucking ignore it

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Oh I need this

Unfortunate timing.


What's your offer? :^)

Birdo is the first transvestite creature in Mario that you see.

What can I even offer ?

What is


Its face is made to seduce

I think it's possible that it's actually a benign creature

Maybe it doesn't eat penises, but just the ejaculate

Anal sex.


Oh, I just posted right before the new thread.

A face only a nigger would love.

...

Okay deal.

.

...

Does the tripcode break the skull? lmao

Nintendo is so progressive.

I was trying othe emojis but I think it does

Was that an entrance post

I think I was kind of thinking of u as already here because u post so often

ur basically my sister


Imagine seeing that fucchole after wandering alone in the mushroom mountains for six months

wait

πŸ‘Œ

????

What happened


I kind of always have some thread up, but I'm usually doing other shit and not looking at it

Thanks Tsuchi, we would be lost without you.

I didn't know there was actually complicated gender stuff about Birdo

I thought it was just a girl or that no one at Nintendo cared to develop/explain Birdo's character


Same

It's nice having you around so much though ^^

Birdo was the first transgender character in video games

But is there only one Birdo

It's not a species? Just one weird thing that jumped out of the void?

Or is it a species and they're all dickgirls who make butt babies

Only the skull emoji seems to work


I wanted this

πŸ‘πŸ€‘πŸ‘Œ

birdo is the only birdo

Birdo is the specific individual.

In JP her name is Catherine.

The wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one

I slaughtered the rest of my kind

Birdo needs to be purged like the abomination he is.

...

Maybe a Yoshi who underwent surgery to get a weird face fucchole

"It's nice that you feel like shit and post so much as a result of it lately"

:(


That's pretty fucked up.

I think the skull emoji was in unicode before emoji though so I can kinda see why it would behave like that though.

VR is going places

...倉態

Being upset makes you post more? I guess you're just lonely :3


Did you see Bebop broke his computer screen because he slammed his head into it or something? Lmao

RIP


I tried but I just can't break past my limits.

Thats pretty amazing.


i'm happy for him

Holy shit bebops is the most autistic social inept fuck i've ever come across in my life

what a fucking dumbass

Something like that, I guess.


Did you read the Super spoiler thread?

Holy shit bards is the most autistic social inept fuck i've ever come across in my life

what a fucking dumbass

oh you like the pedophile is that it?

what absolute dogshit taste in everything you have

I did

its very rushed I think


These last episodes are going to have to be amazing or else people are gonna be upset.

He got VR stuff and that happened the first day

I was watching him stream for a while before it happened; it was great because it was a shooting game and he was struggling so much

The Nave SEALs would kick him out if they saw how he awkwardly wiggled that knife while trying to stab


He's just a cute shota who throws wii remotes at televisions


I hope posting helps you feel better

At first I thought she was just posing impractically, but then I realized she may be spinning around so she can toss a bag full of bricks at a passing bus and I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Welp, I guess I'm a pedophile sympathizer.


What the fuck happens to Frieza though!?!?!?!


Eh, it just kinda distracts me I guess.

oh oof somebody killed me in splatoon

im so angry I'm gonna break my television

What the fuck is up your asshole recently

I havent even been talking to you

That must of been pretty funny.


Did you record the part where he crashed his head into his screen ?


was that on stream ?

Hes just laying under some rocks knocked out


They are trying to make us forget about him I think

unless he gets knocked out next episode hes probably gonna show up after Jiren and Goku double KO each other

hello

It's probably just explosives or something


The wii remote thing is just meme-ing but wii remotes r dangerous

Gotta use that wrist strap, boi


I wasn't there when it happened; idk if it was on stream

The pic of his broken screen is there somewhere in Sinni's groupchat though

Hi how u

Well actually, if you notice the slight blush on her face, I'm pretty certain that she spotted her crush (you, the viewer) and is taken aback by your stunning good looks and she's in the process of swooning and falling over.


Mmn, probably some shit and air I guess?

It's just a meme, besides not talking to someone doesn't make you hate them any less :^)


Like they make a point to have Android 17 save him with a rock and then all the descriptions seemingly forget about him.

This is going to be a Hit's Clone theory all over again if he's not eliminated next episode.


New phone who dis

Oh hello


We won't have any problems if you stay away from the rainbow bears.


Are they just laughing at him ?

I ean the same thing applies to those fucking R tards who rage at mobas and smash the keyboard into their fucking face too

If someone gets gennuinely so upset at an entertainment medium that they causephsyical damage to themselves and their property
That person should get their head checked

Did you get an interview yet

Keep having a stick up your asshole about something that happened 5 years ago you little whiny bitch

Ooooh, well that's not so bad.


Ah. Yeah, that makes far more sense.

Well, good night everyone!

I support Birdo in her transition.

Nah, I haven't heard back from him yet.


Having a stick up my asshole would feel pretty good, but it would be terribly uncomfortable in this position.


Sweet dreams, cutie~

am i required to put on a name and avatarfag

I'm ready for the end when the grand priest says "lol it was just a prank" and nothing was actually erased and everyone is just watching on GodTube

you aren't required to do anything

if you wanna get attention a name is like the bottom line

pics are extra but if you got an overpowering personality you can prolly pull it off

Goku is going to win and wish everyone back so they can hold the tournament annually.

It's a non-bullying chat so only I was cos he likes it when I do it


It happened because he had his VR thing on and couldn't see what was around him, lol

Or maybe that's just a jewish lie I guess


ilu


Yeah, more Yoshis should get face fuccholes, imo


You could apply for other jobs too

That's probably best so you have different options

He wants to wish Freeza back


Goku is a shit person

the fuccholes are just receptacles for yoshi-tongues

No.

Helps if you want to be recognized though.

God I forgot how much I love cold showers.

Does he just use the VR to pretend he's really a Navy SEAL and not in his parents' basement?

Meh.

Good on a hot day.

I sort of want this job though, so I might just wait for it a bit.

oh my god

even if that was the case I don't think I could care less even if I tried
Maybe if it was about someone more interesting

I hope Freeza wins so something interesting happens.

Nothing interesting ever happens in DBZ.

It's good every day. At least ending the shower on just cold is awesome.


I know, right? How could I forget something so awesome.

I thought the ss3 transformation was pretty badass when I was like 7

What would Frieza even wish for though?

Wow that makes sense

It's like a sex metaphor with dinosaur faces


He was playing some combat shooting game when I was watching

See


Okay, I hope it works out ^^


Like if a dog did it or something

Now we're talking

He wishes that none of this ever happens


He doesn't want people to remember him getting cucked to death by Toppo

Eh. If I haven't seared my flesh off with molten water It doesn't feel right.

That is both genuinely sad and hilarious.

I guess, but you just feel so much more alive after a cold shower.

Ahhhh, there's the problem.

cold showers are bad

Thanks, y-you too.


But then he'd still be dead :(

cold showers are cold

I dunno

I want him to win though

I have that avatar in VRchat

Calling it now: Vegeta does some bullshit to help Goku hit some new form, the android sacrifices himself, and Frieza just gets his ass kicked.

Well I don't want to, but it is a nice side affect.


You're bad!

Speaking of, work in 5 hours.

Peace.

He has actually been doing push-ups for the past 4 minutes, so he's going to be stupid OP now.

Which? Kisaragi? She's a cutie.

Later.

It's deader than ShitFox's board.

Give them a break.
They're out serving God and his people.

hahaha

Sick reply time.

I am cute tho

Birdo is gay dinosaur that spits eggs.
It's like yoshi except it specializes in oral instead of anal.

I'll agree that you could be fairly assumed to be a thing.

By the entire warudo

good morning anime friends
also good morning I guess

Cute, on the other hand, is something I'd have to give some consideration to.

Good Mornyan.

...

...

morning yan how are you
I just ate a pancake!

...

I'll go with not entirely unpleasant.

youtube.com/watch?v=JYp66StEh8c
some Vektor

she has a Tank Girl tattoo.

Do you think Yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of Mario? Sorry if this offends anyone!

Yeah

She has some sick dance moves

I'm unpleasant as heck.


Oh yeah? Show me.

work was lame

Cute things are supposed to be pleasant.

Hellooooo

Me in hot tub


How would I even do that ?

...

...

This is fantastic

I've been thinking iDubbbz is pretty cool lately

unedited version

AR or VR, what i should develop to?

VR

Why? AR is more perspective

vr is more practical though

VR today is on 100% made for shit-tier games. AR has bigger useability

Less work more money


gang gang

Need to play some Stalker

Good morning sleepyheads

I'm here to be your motherfucking life force again

This "stop posting when Erio isn't looking" meme is getting old

Me

somtimes i want to post

Bring back 2012 high energy shitposter Bart

...

I don't know, dude. I think everyone's all jealous and shit cause I'm like, the lead poster on the board, dude. And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude, and they need to take it up with me after the show

Guys, I don't think we've reached a point where we need this; the threads have just been having dips in activity for like the past few days, but I will go get new people from /s4s/ or something if I have to

You've been warned

Another chat board?

Huge shitposting board on 4chan

Not like, a namefag board, but just anons meme-ing really hard

...

What's wrong gurl

Did u sleep

'This isn't about the history, it's a prop in the game of regional politics.

Ukraine has a law, dating from 2015, which makes it an offense to say, speech being expression, anything bad about their pro-Nazi partisans during WWII. This essentially officially removes Ukraine's part in the Holocaust from official history, because let's face it: Babi Yar was indeed initially used by the SS. But Ukrainian forces--VNN, DUN, National Militia, Auxiliary Police--dumped two times as many victims there over the next two years. You can't talk about Babi Yar without Ukrainians filling it.

But this has nothing to do with the Holocaust, and everything to do with breaking from Russia. Ukraine has to put itself on the side of history opposed to Russia. And since they can't connect themselves with the Western Allies, they have no choice but to hold their noses and side with Nazi Germany.

The same goes for the Baltic States, which have similar laws and for exactly the same reason.

Poland's now makes it a criminal offense to refer to death camps in Poland as Polish. There's a double offensiveness for the Poles here: their own people were the principal victims. And collaboration was not nearly as prevalent as in other Eastern European countries. Which makes sense: Germany invaded Poland. Everyone else was either a part of the USSR or invaded by the USSR first, so Germany represents a liberating force the way France or the Low Countries looked at the US as they rolled in.

But it really doesn't have anything to do with the Holocaust, either. Poland is drifting back into Moscow's orbit, despite being NATO's most active and probably most effective member. Their Law and Justice Party sees benefit in making sure they are spoken of as being on the USSR's side of WWII, because, like Ukraine or the Baltic States, they can't claim to be on the Western Allies' side. But they are in a Euroskeptic phase--Europe's new populist movement isn't so much pro-Russia as anti-EU--so need to push away from Germany.

It's politics, and like everything else in politics it is ephemeral. No use overreacting."

no not yet ;~:

bed

Be that was wayyyy tl;dr

Gonna load up on forbidden Popeye spinach


Oy vey


How long have u been awake

We always was opposed to russia, only in 1920, when soviet russia conquered us we became "allies"

I'll conquer u so hard. Til we're allies

most of the people on my facebook are shitposters but ive made some good friends too

I hate this guy and how he says Knoll but the fact that you can randomize FE8 and the results he got from doing it are amusing me.

L'Arachel carry.

Eeeewww

I don't understand but I support u

Fb randos are just horny dickholes like the rest of 'em

scary territory you are approaching there, i've lost a lot of time watching pokemon randomized runs before, i bet fie emblem is going to be just nuts

Thats my favorite Fire Emblem

That's why you don't add rando's, you add people you've actually met and spoken to multiple times for considerable periods of time on the internet before adding them as a facebook friend.

...

He randomized the units and their classes, as well as their stats and growths, and the stats of every weapon in the game.


I enjoy randomizing Pokemon and then going through as the asshole who had to catalog these delta species.

I kinda want to make a fangame about that.


It might be more entertaining to you than the others here then.

Well how am I supposed to know if I met them before or not?

Hi cute roo


Sounds like a good way of adding replay value to the game

I wanna play it more than watch it.

FIREY FANG HAS A DEVIL EFFECT.

L'ARACHEL IS JUST GOING TO KILL HERSELF NO!

serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?/topic/55809-universal-gba-fe-randomizer-v10/

o/

Hola.


Hello Ukrainian.

There's also this one
feuniverse.us/t/fe8-chaos-randomizer/2068

uuuu morning hu chan

only like 18 hours or so
did you have any dream?

nuh uh, goodnight~

My new phone didn't have my trip :(

(´・ω・`)

How was your day? ^^


Sounds like it's kind of time to sleep then

And not that I remember; I should start recording my dreams as soon as I wake up again


What a shitty phone, return it

I'll play this when I get back from school today I think

...

Nigga it's a thousand dollar phone. It's rad.

i've been watching scary tornado videos and im ascawed

It didn't even come with your tripcode, tho

What kind?


You could try clearing your mind with kawaii anime

Don't misunderstand, but news from your country about all natural shit (spiders, snakes, another deadly animals) is true?

I could have typed it in lmao It's not like I don't know it.

I have a Samsung Note 8 because I'm a size-queen.

I'm kidding, silly :3

I wonder if that would fit in my pocket or if I'd have to get a purse

It's more of a bag phone, but you probably actually have pockets so that might work for you.

yeah : (
you know any good ones?

Nothing to worry about, just sleep~

Yeah, it's male privalΓ‘ge


Citrus :3

Blend S is pretty good if u just want kawaii slice of life tho; it's kind of unique too

It was a popular anime last season

idk I've found some cute-ass dresses with pockets too tho so it evens out.

i tried watching citrus and I hate the turbo slut maincharacter

damn turbosluts. hey bardo

hai daggo

Turboslut for a day

Starring Samuel L. Jackson

Directed by Tim Burton

...

That's good ^^

You wear dresses often?


I like sluts but by like the second or third episode she's not interested in being promiscuous and only wants Mei

She wasn't even actually a "slut"; she's a virgin lol

Erio i don't think i can wake n bake anymore

She's Yamada Tier
like the bitch from B Gata H Kei

starts out wanting 100 dicks
then she only wants 1 dicks
but 100 time

Umm. I guess so!

Well shit. Maybe being an unlikable cunt has downsides.

Why not?


Please don't expect me to get weeb references

And she's actually really shy about the idea of lewd with Mei

I didn't see your post

-pets u-

I get this really scary anxious feel in my stomach.

I think I'm okay now. It seems to be short-lasting and intense feel.

i wouldn't want to be her friend irl

Too late. I've already reformed so that people will like and talk to me now.

That picture is rad.

t-thanks so are you

That's how you know Bard hasn't watched Citrus, because Yuzu didn't want dicks to begin with.

Implicitly, she hasn't even been on a date before.

She just wanted to find love.

...

Her gyaru friends are turbosluts though.

Especially Matsuri, fuck her/

.///.

hows it been bardo?

I do kind of unironically like some gyaru fashion


Hmm, I get things like that with weed sometimes

I guess you're pretty high right now? ^^ -hugs warmly-


Just watch Blend S then lol

Do u hate me for being a turboslut?

I mean. Kinda yeah. I want to do one more before work but idk.

don't tease me with your e-hugs :(

They can be incredibly hot when it's just enough but not too much.


No, Matsuri's just a cunt about it and tries so hard to get in the way at first.

But then she kind of tries to help in her own weird way.

Idk, she's cute but she's also annoying and a cunt.

Exhausting


True, unfortunately.

I stayed up all night and now I have class in 2 hours

I've been worn out the past few day(´・ω・`)
i am lucky to have today off

how are you?


that might be nice whatsit about? does it have any plot at all or is it jut mindless day to day life

Maybe best not to if you're not sure how it'll go and you have work, I guess

I thought you liked e-hugs ^^


I guess you're all caught up with the manga?

I was kind of annoyed by her at first because I just want successful Yuzu x Mei OTP but then when she stopped being a problem she grew on me more

She's kind of like a lovable MGD


Why?

High school girl Maika Sakuranomiya has trouble finding a part-time job because of how scary she looks when smiling. However, she is scouted one day by an Italian man who is also the manager of Stile, a cafΓ© where its waitresses are given unique traits such as tsundere and younger sister. Maika is given a sadist trait because of her looks and has to adopt a dominant and cruel persona when servicing customers, particularly masochist ones.

Have self-made spider pics?

I'm probably a few chapters behind, I haven't checked the uploads recently.

Yeah, I basically feel the same way.

my reaction to this paragraph

YEAR OF THE DOG

Well that's nice. Gotta have your day of rest amirite^^

I've been okay. Got an impromptu 3rd day onto my weekend cause of the snow yesterday... Dealing with dumb boys, paying my medical shit with my tax return, eating pizza. You know, Maddie stuffs^^


I have a couple hours til work tho so I should be fine. It would be more conspicuous to go in not stony balogny tbh.

I want real snuggles >o

So it's like MM! but with more tea parties???? I wanna watch

I'll probably keep checking often because cliffhanger


It's copied from MAL

ur loss if u won't watch good anime


You'd get in trouble for not being high?

I dont like anything

Well, no. I have a much better attitude though^^

Shit I missed this one too and because of the content of it it seems like I missed it on purpose as a meme

Weed dude


It's the best anime of last season imo, at least of the ones I tried


g2bed

...

Snug as a pole in Bart's hole

Some1 tell Squash on Discord that I didn't mean to miss his post and I luv dogs

gimme tuccs hu ANd spec

Imagine inviting baby horses into your bedroom and telling them to tuck you in

they arent horses they are cute humans

have a pat instead

How does it feel to literally have a horse rubbing its hoof against the top of ur head

stop ruining the only good thing I have in my life


yay nini hu (´・ω・`)

*tuccs*

I'm not Moogs

Night

get bent

I didn't know it was 2 soon; my shitposting is compulsive

Go to bed :3

God help me.

ur a nerd, I have faith in u

The real question is how big are my balls - do I play on normal or difficult.

noh

I did difficult

My lord is a pirate franz with not good stats.

My Seth is a pegasus knight L'Arachel with hella attack.

But she can't hit anything so idk how much that attack is worth.

difficult


show results

But u live in Australia

Franz had a 39% chance to hit the boss, and would have gotten doubled for more damage than he had health.

In the prologue.

My only play was to let the boss hit L'Arachel and hope to fuck she landed the counter.

So far so good though. L'Arachel's being helpful.

Her first level was speed skill and luck.

This is definitely going to be interesting if nothing else.

Iron Lances have 1 might but >100 accuracy and infinite durability.

I'm crying.

This is too great.

A wyvern knight with 2 move.


BUT DON'T WORRY WHEN HIS FAT FREAKING DRAGON FINALLY GETS THERE HE'LL BE READY TO WRECK FACE

Also, Hammers poison apparently.

Weird how your lord is also a pirate.


2 movement is pretty painful

It's amusing though.

At least he's a flying unit so he can just go straight there.

Very slowly, but still.

It's a nice touch that L'Arachel can almost not hit anything without relying on crits.

Well hes gonna be able to fly over the mountains and help your green units on the next map at least.

So's L'Arachel though, lol.

I guess he can just try and block for the back line.

Also, Dussel's an 8 move revenant for some reason?

I can't wait to see what Moulder and Vanessa are.

Cute!

At least hes gonna be able to get around.


He still thinks hes on a horse

I don't think I can beat this boss.

This is the best possible match up for me, and it's still banking on L'Arachel landing that crit.

...

She in fact did not hit, so now I get to heal up and try again.

She did it!

I always believed in you !

I gotta leave but I would like to see more later.

Garcia's apparently been taking Estrogen.

He's can't move anywhere, and has trash defense, but she can take mages out I guess maybe.

But I also got a lord roll so you know.

Too bad Ephraim Lord also can't move... this is going to be a long game, isn't it?

WAIT WHAT!?

WHAT!?

WHAT!?

Idk if this is good or bad.

holy crackers.

-hug-

I want to hatefuck Erio's feetpussy

Hey Imouto how long are you sticking around for?

A few hours, I took my medication so I'm feeling a bit drowsy, how was your night?

same

Kinda wonder if lemon in my eye would hurt. I gotta try it

Hi.

Hi there!

I don't even have any of you people added.

where is everyone aaah

Feeling like Sisyphus rn

Can't u guys like, take care of the rock urselves for once

I don't want to actually shitpost all day like in 2011


ilu


How was ur day

L-lewd


ay ho u still here?

This is too much power for one man

...

Cute boi

go to bed

nothing too spectacular happened
I woke up at 5:30 am so I'm a bit tired but beyond that nothing
I might get some snacku tomorrow but I don't know if I want to talk more about that because I theorise that's what drove Yan away from me and I don't want that to happen again

Squash seriously though if you need to take a break from threads just do it

I've felt similar to how you do now multiple times in the past

Just make sure to come back ^^


I woke up in the morning


Pretty sure Yan is just toying with you

Don't worry either way; I'm not judgmental ^^ I'm curious what it is but you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to

LOL squash is a dog fucker

Squash is stubborn and a lost cause

...

No one else in this thread ever did a conventionally bad thing to a dog, right? : ^ )


He's our dog

We can't just let him die because he's sick

I don't mind talking about it desu I just didn't want to get ignored again, and I do sort of get yan is just ignoring me in good faith, but I'd appreciate it if he could disclose his reasons

Again tho Squash was the bottom so the dog chose to fuck his butte

Nope. Not that I know of. No one. At all. In the threads currently and past posting. Nope. Just squash.

You know my brother-in-law killed his dog. And I went complete kettle on him lmao

s-senpai noticed >

Well I've known him for years and I'm pretty sure it's just a game he's playing Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

What kind of snacku are you going to get? ^^


How he bonds with his canine friends is between him and them


Why did he kill it?

youtube.com/watch?v=KG1NAnQ1oyA

Erio
Post footpussy

INGREDIENCE


Is that like when u put the soles of your feet close together so a dick can slide between them

Most beloved kohai, how are you?

Probably but I also assume the same can be accomplished by making a large slit wound in the sole through the foot.

youtube.com/watch?v=xHLes2dUuEQ

Who can repeat this?

crisps or chocolate probably
might get a keiki if it's reduced or crackers if the selection's good
why'd I even bring this up when I could say exactly what it is I got tomorrow if I just said it then

Physical fatigue allows me to feel alive

He has anger issues...

-giggles- ><
I'm doing alright now. I'm calm and stuffs

is that your waifu?

That is good to hear. Keep it up.

!


My version is better for not causing serious harm then

Maybe Bebop is self-destructive enough to do ur version


What's a keiki? I Googled it and just got stuff about a kind of plant

And I don't know; it's fine to bring it up now x3


So do you :3

Testing

!

Temee... it pisses me off when some dipshit says you’re their friend and you barely know’em. Lying sack of shit, manipulative cunts like that piss me off, yaro

!?

Lol Holla Forums filters Arabic?

Post your version then πŸ‘πŸ‘ƒπŸ»πŸ‘

Nope, just character that literally just I

I’m watching Bladerunner 2049 sorrymasen

Pedophile

Why are you apologizing?


Nazi sympathizer

what are you up to today? did you come home from work yet?

I do?
I honestly thought I was easygoing

You're just like her irl?

I didnt have work today, I just got home from lifting weights to death grips. Feeling stronk!

See, you got some niggas on your side that say they're your friends, but in real life they your enemies. And then you got some motherfuckers that say they your enemies, but in real life they eyes is on your money. See, the enemies will say they true, but in real life those niggas will be snitches. It's a dirty game, y'all. Y'all gotta be careful about who you fuck with and who you don't fuck with, 'cause the shit get wild, y'all.

Keep your mind on your riches, baby!
Keep your mind on your riches!


ay gurl how u


It doesn't feel like the kind of content to post at this time


Maybe you're less angery lately; you said you've been feeling better

1:1

Similar in character

what's death grips?


wait wait... was i angry around you? if so i'm very sorry!

Because I won’t give you attenchins

Similar to you?

Yup

You’re the only one who gets me.

...

You smile like her too?

This is death grips

youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E

Just passed that part five minutes ago

I'm ded, you?

boy btw


and onto


I'm so distraught.

pseudo-japanese for cake

Are you posting more footsy kinda stuff because you’re into it or you want to attract Darwin’s attention?

Only in character

?

If Roger Deakins doesn't win an Academy Award for BR2049, I'm going to retire Oscar.

I just post from my pixiv bookmarks Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―


Math joek

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bijection,_injection_and_surjection

Its my first time watching

N-no I don't wanna listen to musics


So you're evil irl?

weeb

Lil' bit

FUNNY


Well. What does your inner eye say? hm?

Here have a spicey meme
Nymph says hi btw

Its say to huggu you

-pet pet-

Theres a good girl

Pringles aren't spicy though

My technical english is quite awful, jokes about hard things isn't 4 me yet

It's must be decide people around me. Subjective opinion about yourself is always different of people's thoughts around you

Wow calm down dude
No need to be so savage

Is okey


S-S-S-Savage *dabs*

Maverick for life

brb tho

It's hurt

...

ow..

What are you like around your closest friends?

cute

Their absence, attachments make a person weak

You petted me too hard...

Hmm.... what makes a person strong?

In what case? (physicaly, mentaly...)

Ya just smol n soft

mentally!


hey... i may be small but i'm muscles
I hate being smol, I want to be 5'10"

Hard to say what will make you strong, when u still weak

How smol is smol?

You're kidding

Attachments do not make you weak.
Dependency makes you weak.

Dependency doesnt make you weak.
WEAKNESS makes you weak.

I can lift you my dude.


I'm 5'3" 119lbs


Huh? I'm not kidding. I want to be taller

++++

You gained weight

Says the COMMUNIST suckling from the gubbermints teet like a fucking LEECH

It's SOOOOO QUTE, i'm want to hug u like a bear toy

How adorable.

I am employed and living without government assistance.
Though, it is true, that the State should have more egalitarian and altruistic presence in the lives of their people.

Small people is just so cute :3

Hutzpa is a slut huh ?

I'm not ur mother

Yeah, a pretty dumb basic one at that.
I’m guessing he’s young or something.

18 yo, on aib just having fun

Yeah that sounds about right.

Why are you user ?

youtube.com/watch?v=eNvUS-6PTbs

my cousin watched Kimi no Na Wa and she said it "really messed her up"

next up: Koe no Katachi :3

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Tell her to stop watching anime.

youtube.com/watch?v=4kHl4FoK1Ys

hell nah, she told me she liked Sword Art Online so I was like "oh shit nigga I need to educate this fool on what good anime is"

OH SHIT BRUH OVERWATCH UPDATE

Everyone here is gonna fucking die

I’m on my phone and I’m lazy

My teachers friend died of a heart attack today while we were going over the chapter about heart cvd

OMEGALUL

valar morghulis

I thought that too but I didn't say it.

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5$ on dragon

esketit