Petty revolutionary acts

What does Holla Forums do to help relieve their anger?
Shoplifting?
Keying expensive cars?

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Shitposting on the internet.

I just stand in a supermarket and eat grapes in plain view of everyone.

Those actions are just petty, not revolutionary.

Smash statues.

y tho

I go on LouderWithCrowder, Stefan Molyneaux or PJW videos comment sections and say americans are the cancer of the planet, not arabs.

I fuck my dad.

I pay hookers to sleep with me without having sex

Hell yea comrade, screw human nature
Nothing fucks with the capitalists as much as being an "irrational" agent

Me to. Also pub fights with drunk american turists

Whenever I win big pot I donate 50% of my profit to both Orthodox churches and ISIS

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Eating chocolate.

I don't know about every expensive car, but you should definitely key every Corvette you come across.

It's astounding to me how the owners of these cars are all assholes.

Breaking shit, burning shit and dressing up as a lady
:^)

I started breaking my boyfriends shit.
I got pissed off and broke his skyrim disc in half. Felt better almost immediately.

I went from enraged to laughing my ass off. He was PISSED.
He needs to learn not to be selfish anyway if he is going to be with me.

btw im a gril ;)

fuck off i'm a guy retard.

Masturbate wait no thats what I di when sexually fustrated and depressed. I set fire to things like a good pyro bug whule prwtendung to be a cute grill

Internalize my anger.

I'm mature enough not to be autistically angry at the anger of things.

You should read some Greek or Roman philosophers, user.

Wow glad you think you are so better than everyone else.
Everyone gets fucking mad. It's part of life.

Reading shit isn't going to change the way you feel.

Getting mad is natural, letting your madness making you do silly things (shoplifting, for starters, unless of course you're starving in which case go for it) is, well, silly.

It gives you a way to channel your anger and gives perspective. Instead of channelling your anger through shoplifting, read theory, organise, do something more productive.

I get really mad every-time i see the orange order marching wearing retarded porky and thunderbirds larp gear.

I think about how they lower their own life expectancy by inhaling burning tires every-year.

I wont lie, I also imagine gunning them all down in an awesome montage.

When I was employed I let suspected shoplifters go. I let them steal the basket too because the managers hated people doing it.

I should do this tbh
what're some more ways I can fuck my faggot boss over?

Lie on paperwork you have to do. Deliberately fuck it up to the point of causing havoc if you don't have to sign it
Don't do paperwork nobody ever chases
If any sign on equipment says don't do something or you'll damage the equipment, do that
Find unattended important documents and throw them in the bailer just to cause butthurt
Swap keyboard and mouse cables on the back of computers, if tech support are called down swap them back before they arrive
If you're hours late because you got too drunk the night before, don't sign in if nobody notices. Tell your boss several days later you forgot to sign in.
Turn off any anti-virus software or gimp any firewall that gets within your grasp

Better tips are dependent on where you work. These are some of the things I do when my bosses start acting like massive faggots.

I try to sue as many corps in small claims court as I can.

I was big on shoplifting when I lived in the city.
Stole clothes, headphones, drinks, expensive alcohol.
I had a couple shoplifting buddies, as one would have drinking buddies.
I even had a poster of my face up at a target.
Only got caught once.
I'm getting all nostalgic.

NOTE: Wage slave blog post ahead
To advance on this, because I think you may like it. I did this when I wasn't particularly militant about being a socialist (same as when I did shit like ), I've just always treated employers like shit if they treat their employees like shit. I'm still not particularly militant now, and being a Brit I would take a shitload of comfy reforms over risking my neck in a violent struggle, which I would also fight if it came down to it.
I was always told that I absolutely had to check people leaving the premises if they had a basket on them, and even moreso if they triggered the scanner. This was the sort of advice I completely ignored because it didn't usually become something I was in proximity to. But one day I was clocking on, and we generally used the exit door to get in because it was faster, and some woman had the misfortune of stepping through the scanner with a basket and setting it off. I was the person stood in the middle of the scanner at the time, and knowing I would probably get told off for ignoring it, I demanded to see her basket.
The woman looked absolutely terrified, all I wanted to do was make sure I wasn't going to get in trouble clocking in. I wasn't even being accusatory or anything like that, so I knew instantly she had really fucked up doing whatever it was she was doing at this particular time. Nobody shows fear in their eyes when stopped by a 24 year old in a company polo shirt unless they've nicked a load of shit, right? She looked like a mum too, she was carrying essentials and a bottle of vodka. I thought when I stopped her that it would just be a case of she shows me a receipt and we're done with it but when I stopped her I instantly realised I got us both into a world of absolute shit. She had no receipt, no bag, was taking the basket out through the scanners with alcohol setting off the alarms, and I was sat there like a dipshit stopping her for the sake of £6.50 an hour. She made some bullshit excuses about being in a rush for her kids (it was like 8pm), and I looked around to check for supervisors and managers, and saw none, and after clearly seeing that she's stolen some shit told her to get her shopping to her car and bring the basket back.
Sorry if this seems a bit rambling but I'm a little drunk and didn't think it would be worth a post if I didn't engage in some story telling.

to relive my anger i lift weights and shoot guns
shootin costs money though so i try not spend too much time at the range.

to mess with capitalism is mostly petty theft and graffiti though

fuck when i think about it outside of my job im a vagrant

good posts. that did the lady say when you helped her?

also, more /sabotage/ things please

Nothing fun cause I work a shitty office job. Just work as slow as I can without people realising. Spend most of my days shitposting here.

Why not take advice from the predecessor of the self-declared masters of fucking shit up? The OSS, father of the cussin' CIA.
"SIMPLE SABOTAGE FIELD MANUAL", 1944
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Here's their abridged version: