I cannot believe you have made me do this

where's loafie

I don't want muscles.

lol did scoot actually play the autistic furry game

that games good

Yeah, definitely cancer.

I miss my Yuu cosplay just cause the Navy Blue and Lime Green went well together

Then again Black and Red is nice too

right here buddy

I'm going to be sleeping in a minute so if you've got something you want to say make it quick desu

how can you wear something so nice looking and not gel your godamn hair boy

are you new
i like you

yes I'm fairly new
thanks I like you too

should just get it cut out now.

Tbh,looks good

I want soto to cosplay for me

I was going to take a picture of my hand to make a point of how unnoticeable it is when you aren't comparing it to literally white, but my phone doesn't want to upload the image so you have to do without.

Nah, sleep with Soto to infect him with it first

b weary of scoots he likes boys nd u live close to him probably

don't worry I'm very cautious around strangers you needn't worry about me

That'd be gay.

Source?

It'll make your tits grow!

But you're a girl and he's a not girl

I don't know that that's how breasts work.

But sleeping with boys is hella gay though.
It's why I sleep with girls.

'cos momma didn't raise her no freaking gay girl.

I had just got it from the mail that day so I threw it on and wanted to see how it fit

Cosplay is the norm out here in Burgerland

Its fun dressing up as cartoon characters

Its even more fun partying with other people who are all dressed as different cartoon characters

Lets do a couple cosplay

Its like you're scared of showing me pictures of yourself lmao

Ooh! Like what?

But that's forbidden love.

Also explain Echo.

I grew a cup size when I did it.

Just try it you fucking bitch

GROSS

grow a cup size with this one simple trick! get fat

tfw getting drunk before 5pm

but like

i'll try this out let you know how it goes

Liliana getting that phat ass

ew dont say that

Getting fat is fricking hard though

What are you drinking this evening?

I get you're upset that my phone cucked you but you don't have to result to ad hominem attacks over it.

Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest.

Echo's really a basic white girl named Elissa.

I just did one push up by my boobs didn't grow even one cup size.

Do 10 push ups for six weeks, baka shit

I wanna do a military uniform like this one but mainly white, with a black tie/belt/straps, and a red arm band

Depends what kinda look you wanna go for

I love cosplaying anything thats a military uniform cause it makes me feel sharp

How about I don't and just pretend.

:puke:

The usual: Rum and Cokes x2

I can't even rn

hbu? anything?

I want something super cute so I can get dicked.

Yeah, you look good in uniform .///.

Whatcha gonna do?

you drink and smoke at the same time?

Nani

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Every time yeah haha. I just smoke every day constantly so if I drink that's the weird bonus part :p

I thought you liked pee, not puke?

Just pick anyone from Owari no Seraph that has a skirt

We can be military nerds together

thats my job

hahaha! see i told people getting cross faded as fuck was fun

gray hair! dem thigh highs x_x

Only noobs don't think so cause they don't have their mix figured out yet.

I've been doing this too long honestly.

Also, calling it that is cringeworthy/10

ok ok good!!

oh ok

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Don't say crossfaded

Use the term "Charbroiled" instead

It's my top 5 favorite way of saying im fucked up lol

lmao yeah that one's good.

u could just say 'man i'm really fucked right now'

im zone blazed

I'm super drug twisted on weed and caffeine rn tbh

caffeine just kills the weed tho

weed, speedballs, alcohol and kpins is like ultimate wtfery imo

but you didn't hear it from me

worse than blunderfail tbh

i'm absolutely ass fucking blasted out of this fucking realm

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Man, you know you are high when you repeatedly tell people that you are INDEED high. 50 times. Within a minute

youtube.com/watch?v=UO3h4FBLWqY

they did it

I'm high on life!

And peyote.

Ew

You sure? Might need a little more drug to drink before you get that high.

Like when some chick does too much coke and she's frantically looking for her phone and asking people to call her phone and it starts ringing and its literally like right there

I say "Man Michelle, you're wigged the fuck out" lmao

4rreal?

i'll do a line off of ur cancer dik

Not reallyy for me

Weed x Caffeine just gives me this feel

Naw. ;D

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What the fuck

I usually say "Man Michelle, you should drink more marajuanas my man."

Drug addled whore

lol
i wanna hang out with u

do you smoke bruh

dude i remember buying San Pedro cactus's off the internet. we would then take then and synthesize mescaline from it by bowling the plant flesh for the entire day. it was the most disgusting thing i've ever tasted.

Fat doinks

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Not saying “Michelle, Hillary a cunt”

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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"gibbe a dab, bitch"

I've been using lots of pills lately.

Allegra
Multi-Vitamin

Oh. I've only had cactus candy. It was yummy.

Not “Michelle, chop up another rail of phet you dumb skank”

Wow you’ve fallen off the rails

VITAMIN GUMMIES OR BUST

It's like you guys don't know how to party.

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I do hardcore drugs like Nyquil.

Are those any good? I always got the feeling they might be kinda rubbery.

Truly, the example of Americans opiod crisis.

You still here?

It costs no gas money to shitpost at each other on the internet

Posting superior anime doll

They're just like gummies idk

but like they're good for you.

That's not even the issue imo

I really miss percocet though. there was a time where i was completely devoted to getting high on percocet at least once a day.

You ever smoke them?

hnnghhh

Smoking gummy vitamins

hnnnghhh

probably tastier at least lol

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Do you know how weird it is lining up coke on your dick and do you know how much you waste?

I'd rather do it on a phone or glass table like a normal person

Fucking normies

pls?

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You snorted coke off your own dick?

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i really should clean my room

but there's no point

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yeah be messy like me

▲
▲ ▲
oldfags can't newforce

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN

Unclutter your shit and you'll feel better.

It takes like 25 min.

Fuck off Haikuus.

▲▲▲

Puddi?
I haven’t heard that name in years

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PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI PUDI

I'm making slow progress, I at least cleared out my whole closet of amazon boxes

your room needs a professional service!

I spent 30 minutes just flattening boxes and packaging lol

professional service ??

you havent even seen it PHYSICALLY you wouldnt even know !!!!!
also
dont clean your room !!!

oh no! I'm putting dirty clothes in the laundry basket!!!!!!!!

i'm using
a lot
of exclamation points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Respecting Women

Is this the lol thread?

Yeah I smonk

W - Respect
E - For
E - Women
D -

D - DUUUUDDEEEEWEEEDDLLMAOOO

Ni ni

damn nice

-peeks his eyes up over the edge of a piano's keyboard and "ooooh"s in quiet reverence.-

So you guys like lil pump ?

*dabs*

HEY I DO THAT
ALRIGHT
I MAY BE MESSY BUT I DONT NOT PUT MY CLOTHES IN THE HAMPER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NINI stinker

-pat pat-

oh god...is that Lysol? And a rag??!

.////.

!!!!

Quite

-sipps weed-

Night

How many people have you e-sex'd in VR so far

What's this supposed to mean u fug

^-^ -looks around to see if anyone was looking before reaching his hand up to press a key-

I'm gonna interroBANG BANG BANG ur mom‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽

-is caught trying to play with the piano and looks guilty as he scurries away-

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i know how to use them grrrr
dONT MOCK ME

-sits and listens to you poke the keys-

BC is in waifu

Because like, I did not sign up for that‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽

"I know how to use cleaning supplies but I never clean because I'm a filthy slob"

I doubt u'll stay after what Duke said

u just come here to e-stalk blood-chan and actually u h8 me

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THATS NOT IT AAA
grguikghasdfkjbsadlflnk

stop mocking me !!!!

Guys tho seriously

Have u considered the interrobang‽

-likes the way the ones on the right sound- :3

-is in Animus-

-does not h8 you!- D:

If that's not it why don't you
C L E A N
L
E
A
N
your
R O O M
O
O
M
?

-has to go make tea now.-

BECAUSE I LIKE IT LIKE THIS

IT FEELS COMFY
I DONT FEEL THE NEED TO KEEP IT SPOTLESS !!!!!!
thats why aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Please don't.

-follows you to the kitchen, but hurries back to the piano to press a key one more time before helping you make tea-

Sloven.

Purge some of your shit then? idk

:3

okay maybe

Jaundice indicates Liver failure. Cut out the alcohol and pills!

hey, give me some attention.

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thank you.

np

how you doin?

I slept 4 hours and played some Monster Hunter.
I might be working 7 day work weeks starting Monday as well.

I enjoyed the extra dosh when I was working 7 days a week.

I'm losing the $1 an hour extra for shift differentials though so it kind of sucks. That and instead of 3 hours to have my donuts and shit out I have an hour and a half.

are you getting more hours though?

youtube recomended this.
I can dig it.

I don't know if my hours per day are being cut or not.

ooh, well I hope it works out for the better.

Something like that.
I'm indifferent either way to be honest.

but, less money for more work would suck.

The power of apathy.

the one thing I am not indifferent about is money.

I tend to live hand to mouth for the last 5 years.
So it's not like money is something I try to think about anymore.

I am sorry for you, I've been fairly independent for the last 6 years, and I buy what I want when I want, if on;y i was happy with all of it though.

I'm poor as shit, but I have a few people in my life that make me feel like it's ok.

Hope shit works out for you.

Jesus Christ Lili you still haven't cleaned it?

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Jesus Christ Echo you still haven't cleaned it?

I have, I cleaned it two days ago.

I will clean it for lili.

it's been a lot better now that I'm living with my girlfriend.

Ask her if she wants to try a 3 way.
But without her.

So it's just you and me. ;3

Echo are you cut or uncut?

You disgust me.

Fuck off Soto

but they prefer it THE WAY IT IS AAAAAAAA

I still perfectly neat and clean
I don't make a mess on daily basis.

Soto are you cut or uncut?

I can smell you from over here though.

You are all dirty people

You're probably smelling Lili.

Found your fursona.

Wow what the fuck man

Why are you being an asshole?

uncut

I thought you just wanted to play vidya together.

but the smell.

Hey baby, wake up from your asleep, we have arrived onto the future and the future has become supersonik elektronik.

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Why do you keep asking me this?
It's highly unlikely you'll be near my dick.

I guess that's something you're just gonna have to get used to.

oh, hey!!!

no, I just offered to clean it for lili, never said I would stick around.

at least lili has a grosser room than me

It's just a normal question dude why the fuck are you tripping out lmao

I actually don't want to be anywhere near your dick or want to see it tbh
I was just wondering if Slavs are cut or uncut

Why you gotta be a big baby about your foreskin?

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My floor has a bunch of wires everywhere that are a pain to clean because they're all in use, and if I move one just wrong my entire room goes offline.

But at least I can feel justified knowing my wire mess isn't a lili-tier messy room.

Yeah man. It's just a question.
A totally normal question about your penis dude.
Jesus. Just show us your dick, fag.

hey SOTO, post some great green text or something!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you lain?

perfectly normal conversations going on here, yup

meow

woem

Who'em'st

DS emulation isn't so bad

what the fuck?

You kinda seem like a slob

But to be fair almost everyone on here is probably a slob

Lili is just really, REALLY bad

Its normal talking about your dick with your friends tbh

Im working on a resume and I hate my life rn

I did a resume over a year ago, still haven't needed it.

I've seen like 70% of my friends dicks.

I hate it when my space is a mess, and I have a compulsive need to get changed if I make a noticeable mess of my clothes.

including mine.

ooh trying to get a new joerb?

I have a wall hanger of all of your penises.
It's just a bunch of printed pics made into a mess of a wall poster.

sounds a little pricy

I wanna make a penis size list but it would only be from memory lmao

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did you like make that

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no but another poster here constantly says "That's bullshit, but I believe it." and i hate it

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

this OST is oddly pretty good

It was nowhere in Hyrule Historia and that sucks.

its pretty cool for a fan translated game that japan just basically did cause it wanted to

just a point and click wizard of oz reference

tfw Kyle hasn't seen your dick

tfw Kyle hasn't seen your dick

tfw Kyle hasn't seen your dick

what a bad feel

tfw Kyle has seen your dick

Note that I said I saw my "FRIENDS" dicks.

Yan being the only person in this bant I actually like to any degree.

And that leaves them in the percentile of people I haven't seen.

But that will change.

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i'll let him have this one so he doesn't start rping about pooping in peoples mouthes

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No it won't

yan you have to show someone your dick eventually

lmao noob

where the fuck is loco?????

-is thinking of buying this midi controller- 0.0

sweetwater.com/store/detail/ImpactLX88P?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIvIaa1dqS2QIVUgaGCh0IfgK5EAQYASABEgICCPD_BwE

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post music, faggot

you should go for it! it would be cool if you got into it, i'd love to hear some of the stuff you would do.

-would be all classic rock and funk stuff. Wurlitzers and Mk IIs, Hophner D6s, piano jazz. Is really very impressed with modelling these days. Still doesn't have the full warmth of hardware keyboards, but is close enough and can be warmed up a bit with a proper preamp- ^-^

-wonders why his spell check changed Hohner to hophner?-

let me know if you end up doing it :D

tbh I wouldn't show it to anyone here.

Except Wish.

tbh i don't really want to see anyone's penis

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Practically my whole tax return is gone now lmao

I posted it in thread back on Holla Forums

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how about a p sine

peen sine

Thats not very cash money of you friend

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Dolla bill$

Hi

I feel so loved.

Leave it to the Cunt of Quebec to be not very cash money at all.
The Terror of Toronto
The not very Cash money of Canada
The Wicked Wish of Warwick

You should(not)

I may not be very cash money, but I have a lot of cash money.

That's not cash money at all.

well that's definitely a good thing

oh, but you gave me attention.

But that's okay though.

Jk ETH lost like a third of its value :^(

Maybe you should consider investing in dogecoin lmao

Invest in deez nuts

Everything's been crashing cause some guy called it a ponzi scheme

get the fuck out of here you poor piece of shit

kinda struggling with ltc short trades rn

Hey man, I'm not poor I'm just less rich...

I don't make cheap no-return investments.

-internally screams but out loud, externally-

Especially in small start-ups.

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The returns will be yuge

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-feels like face is pressed against the screen but indeed you're a million miles away from it-

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is that like a guts? it looks weird

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looks pretty fine to me
this is what Jotaro looked like, right?

Dank

waow thx

enough is enough

Why do you have so many videos?

Those are the only ones I have.

Post another one.

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siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

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haha you said herb

I don't know where all mine are.

Tingle just got the Train Force, i feel so accomplished, i really cannot believe they pulled a retarded joke like that

Every day
I imagine a future where
I can be with you

no thanks

hahahaha

In my hand is a pen that will write a poem of me and you

Every day
I imagine a future where
GOAT

Every day
I image a future where
squishy lolis

In my hand is a dick that will get me caught by the FBI

me

what if we take the loli and the goat and we put it together

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I'd rather a future where not loli goat

Ew

not quite what i had in mind

Whatever you did, you better not still.

aint nothing wrong with cute pictures, ya'll are acting crazy

I'm a generous person

loli implies sexual
goat not for sexual

ive seen people use loli in a non-sexual contest so i'm going to have to reply after further notice

loli not for sexual

I'm playing RE and my sister asked me if the game is about just opening doors

I lol'd pretty hard

Please stop

Oh yeah, there's loli spilling noises, that isn't sexual.

I fucking beg to differ

Spoiler alrrt

that's all itis

damn soto you raw

You think everything is for sexual though.

Except Toddlers

12 and up is gucci tho

No, actually 10 is kinda cool I guess

soto this is the fbi

we're watching u fam

soto the fuck

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Jfc

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im just gonna go get high, i can't handle soto's asian gene's kicking in this hard

What about shogi-chan? She's 9

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when the meme is so abstract it doesn't even make sense, and no one gets it

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)

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hopefully the batteries in my keyboard die and im just too unmotivated to use my awful laptop keyboard

: (

I'll help you tie the knot.

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God I wish he was a neko donut

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i wish you were ALL neko donuts

I dunno man, I'd probably have to tape her mouth shut and ziptie her hands together cause she seems like the type who will resist and make a bunch of noise

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God I wish Wish was decapitated

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:Sweating:

just grab her wrists and hold her by force so she can't bite you, let her yell, it's more fun that way

Which board are you?

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Now that I see it Japanese schoolgirls are fucking wide faced af

They put Hidamari sketch to shame

I was created for this.

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y-youtoo

>you will never hold this goat's hand

post goat butthol

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no sexual

hehe
have a nice night toniight spectre :3

Hey Elma u there

Wait, where are you going?

n-nowhere but I cant think of anything interesting to talkabout

This is an awesome moment
youtu.be/j8wxV-lUsZg?t=1543

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That's fine, here have a cooking webm.

LOL

wtf
I dont ever want to cook again now

Eat these from now on.

you always pack me the tastiest lunches : 3

Only everything a growing Bard needs.

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i wish I would have known you when i started posting : (

rip dude

For why?

it used to be easier to bulllshit back andforth with people ;~:

I'm watching Hell's Kitchen and boy is this show great

and boyare my arms tired

It's not now?

That pizza sauce was the most god tier shit ever dude

nou i'm less well spoken and cant think of topics as easy :furrowed:
what about for you how are your ocial skills doing nowadays??

I blame not being in school

I socialize on a fairly regular basis, and play table top RPGs weekly, you know this.

tabletop rpgs seem like a lot of fun with a good crowd of people

I kinda wanna try sometime

soto ur a fucking manlet

but thats fine nothing wrong with bein short

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It's p' fun if the people aren't shitters or giant memers.

nigga be like ohhh hoo grims 5'10 so I mus be 5'8

bitch ur 5'6 sit the fuck down

ily tho

Gay.

5'8 Is theoptimal height imo

be humble?

optimal for who?

be humboo

I'm 5'10

IS THAT SAYORI IN A FUCKING SAD BURRITO

IM GONNA CRY

If you're under 5'10" you might as well be a woman

-2 inches

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and im pablo escobar

wtf

-dead
-mexican

Manlets, when will they learn...

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for a judoka or somebody who wants to utilize hip tosses

Well fuck me sideways and call me Rin

Guess Im a girl now

I've gotten taller since we last met up

I swear lmao

height doesnt count if ur a fatass :^)

I can't seriously be the tallest one here.

who fuckin stretched you out on a rack LMAO

isnt that bad for ur hips

I can't be the only 6'0 real man in here

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I just got like an inch or two taller

BUT STILL

I dunno man, Ive always been a late bloomer

gn u nignogs

idk
maybe if you havepoor form
maybe after a few year even in good form might not be good for you

when you do it you want your hips to be lower than your opponents

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gotta get me a 🅱️ig ni🅱️🅱️a

I had something relevant to this and I can't find it now.

Pop a Xan, catch a body, skip a date

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Oh Ban, you and your white drugs

*sips monster*

esketit

oo

ilu

me rn

new

new

I kinda don't wanna because it's a lili tred

I'll just wait til the next one maybe

Guess we'll see how it goes if nobody posts or what

O shit bullied lol get rekt nerd