5' 5"

to whomst

Five Imperial Feet and Five of his majesty's glorious Inches.

A lot of Russians

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Still the sexiest motherfucker around
And che was like 5'8" and was second place

I heard he was a Tatar, a Russian of Turkic decent. Would that make him the kebab or the kebab remover?

howtallis.org/ernesto-che-guevara-height-weight-shoe-size/
5'8" confirmed, I'm the same height too

yeah and the average man was short

yeah because he's 5' 5" lmao, are you in denial or something

Is there actually something to this? The claim that rich and powerful WASPs went underground after The British Empire collapsed, but still lowkey run the world like The House Of Windsor I mean.

I would accept this banter if it weren't for every goddamn brit giving me shit for using our mutual ancestors' fucking system of measurement

No it's a fucking meme stfu. Do you even know what a fucking WASP is? Because it sure as hell isn't the "House Of Windsor" lmao

idk he looked like four foot something to me but i'm no expert. Might have just been a really unflattering photo

In seriousness we ditched it because it sucked, metric is better even if it's got stinking baguette hands all over it. Americans just can't get over their exceptionalism, it might seem like a small example but the fact they insist on using different measurements and paper sizes from the entire rest of the world is emblematic.

If you've been to the UK, we sure don't look like a grand empire that's secretly running the world, if there is a cabal of Anglo billionaires the money sure isn't going here.

Retard.

the british aristocracy invented modern identity politics

it all started at oxford with rhodes must fall

well you're obviously a prole

The average height for burger women is 5'4" and every woman was taller than him. So either he somehow landed among tall women or he's closer to 5'

well of course but even then there is no money on display in the united kingdom other than in very small areas of London. Some Americans like to think they live in a dying country and in a way that's true but Britain is a decaying corpse. Outside of one square mile almost all of the impressive displays of wealth in Britain are more than 100 years old

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That's what billionaire families do though. Horde all the money while the rest of the world goes to shit. I don't buy it that the queen's only worth £500 million either. That would make her worth less than fucking Ice Cube.

I thought all you chan freaks had a thing for being a small boy among gigantic thicc women or something freudian like that.

*blocks your path*

No that's just marxhead.

when will americans learn that groqing up in Tsarist Russia, they wiuld probably go to bed hungry. They didn't have the nutrition to grow to their full potential.

Gee I dunno maybe he created the second biggest super power on earth

The House of Windsor is the royal house of the United Kingdom and the other Commonwealth realms. The dynasty is of German paternal descent and was originally a branch of the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, itself derived from the House of Wettin, and it succeeded the House of Hanover as monarchs in the British Empire following the death of Queen Victoria…

t. wikipedia

Also, I'm not sure if this is correct but I think people were marginally shorter back then

It's a complicated situation, on paper the Queen owns vast areas of the UK but in reality those lands have been deeded to the British state for centuries and the state collects rent on them and pays the monarchy a small fraction. Not saying she's not minted but her wealth isn't all exactly hers to use.

As for the rich hoarding their wealth, well of course that's true but New York clearly benefits from huge waves of corporate money in a way that London doesn't.

Apart from not having any trouble with women, he had some who drooled over him wherever he went (immigration,etcetera)

looks like communism wins again

Asian men are short. Fuck.

The Windsors took power in the 1830s you utter dolt, George III was the house of hannover.

Accept Pannekoek as your lord and savior.

women wear heels, idk
he definitely wasn't taller than the one he punched

they were still short, average height was short

sad!

So Parliament cucked the queen outta all the money she could be making from owning all her property and land?

Most looked to be wearing converse or other flat shoes. Guy would have made Lenin look big.

They all fit the description of WASPs though, faggot.

🎶From the east and to the west…🎶

Putin gets more pussy than them tho

🎶There's a gang that is the best…🎶

Not the Queen, more like her ancestors generations down the line (could look up which king exactly but who cares), was one of the many disputes between parliament and crown that led to our monarchs being laughable artefacts of history rather than dead like the French, they slowly gave up power to avoid being deposed

🎶That can withstand most any test…🎶

he doesn't look that short compared to spencer in this image i found that i can't post because i only started using this shitty chan an hour ago and idk how to post images from links

🎶And put Anglo bourgeoisie right to rest!🎶

So that's why we never hear of their royal family unlike the British or Spanish monarchy…

Shout out to everybody who's 5'11" and over. #TheMasterHeight

Pancake?

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all great warriors were 5' 8"

timur, nobunaga, napoleon, tipoo sultan, caesar, genghis khan and alexander

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I'd be surprised if he was bigger than 5'4".

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maybe that woman is 5' 6"

again spencer doesn't seem that much taller than him

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There's other pics with women and they're all taller. They could all be above the US average, but that would be one hell of a coincidence.

Che was 5'8" too.

maybe he has bad shoes, those soles look quite flat

i SAID great warriors

We're all perfect just the way we are. Don't let nobody tell you different.

You still just so happen to be almost a head shorter than me though.

brain problems

wait are you saying you're more than 5' 11"

why would you say that 5' 11"+ is the master height when it objectively isn';t

Corbyn is the tallest of all people quoted in ITT with 5"9'
MADE BY: SocDem GANG

The ironic thing's that Chad's actually home to some of the tallest people in Africa. Nilo-Saharan people…

Maybe, but again that would be a hell of a coincidence. I'm going to assume he's somewhere between 5'2 and 5'4" based on what I've seen.

how is that ironic

Dunno. Either way it's a funny coincidence.

People were on average shorter a century ago.

yeah and the average man was short

Whatever makes you feel better, half-pint…

i still have no idea how tall you are

moldylocks is 5 foot, we can see it on her pornstar page

damigo has 5 inches on her and she's wearing boots

we need another rwandan genocide to put the lanklets in their place

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She come outta hiding yet? Pretty sure Holla Forums did all the damage they could to her private life by now anyways.

why would she be in hiding

No he doesn't.

she's jumping up in that shot and he's crouching down

again, there's no way spencer is less than 5' 10" and damigo looks 5' 5" compared to him

Then spencer is less than 5'10". Halfpint Hitler is less than 5'5" and probably around 5'3", we have the image with the megaphone to showcase as much.

That girl is like 5'1" everipedia.org/wiki/louise-rosealma-venus-rosales/

ok 5' 4" whatever if hairy pussy porn is 5' 1"

Is there hope for me, Holla Forums?

no

Move to increasingly shorter populations until youre the tallest man of a pygmy tribe.

I'm 5' 7"

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AVERAGE HEIGHT WAS SHORTER CENTURY AGO DUE TO POORER ACCESS TO MEDICATION AND FOOD

Saddam was 6'1' and his son (the fucked up one) was 6'5'

Osama was 6'5'

Gaddafi was 6'

Basshar is 6'2' and his father was too

Idi Amin was 6'4'

Say hello to your new political idols my friends.

There can be if you keep in decent shape and go for shorter girls or tall girls. There's a guy here shorter than you who has a gf. I'm only 5'9" and haven't had any trouble getting laid, though getting a gf is another story.

Gaddafi was twice that size in spirit.

Mao was 6', that was like a giant in a miserable, war-torn country.

From his grandparents, he had Turkic (Chuvash), Mongolic (Kalmyk), Germanic and Jewish ascent. It's entirely possible he didn`t had a drop of Slavic blood in him.

Jesus, that guy is so black he emits black-body radiation.

yeah and the average man was short

Like I said, he's Nilo-Saharan. Tall, skinny and dark's just how they are.

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We should do a /leftypaul/ height poll. I'm 5' 4''.

Oops. I meant 6' 4''.

Highly attractive men are generally around 5'9.

Enjoy being a lanky unattractive nerd.

*Reaches down and pinches your little red cheeks*

You're female though, right? Anything under 5'5" is abnormally short for a man!O.o

in what reality is 6' 0" almost a head taller than 5' 8"

In a reality where you ain't wearing lifts in your shoes, dwarf.

do you not understand math
72 inches - 68 inches = 4 inches

your head is not 4 inches tall

I'm male. Male…

It's fucking unfair to be a permavirgin because too short.

are you cute?

My oneitis told me I was cute. She's the only female to have ever told me that. I've been called ugly more often than not.