Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that cock

goto bed;

I just woke up tho :(

WOW, early!

...

Saw the thread was slow so I went and made another cup of coffee

I sacrifice healthy blood pressure for the sake of the people

Was that actually correct? Nice

How are you feeling? ^^

...

I went to bed at like 4 o'clock so :G

Good! gonna play some bayonetta when I will myself to launch the game!

How are you doin?

OA O SAME WTF

...

Sleep buddies!!

Haven't played that game but it looks pretty good

I know that feeling of finding it hard to get around to doing a simple thing like playing a game :3

I'm good; I just woke up a bit ago too

Our sleep habits are unideal because we missed a lot of the night tho

...

That's very early too!

*pat*

...

Usually I have to wake up for work but having days off lets me sleep in >:)

and ye baeyo is good!

:( I was sleepy

Up to much?

Makes sense if you usually wake up around now~
Slept well?

I got some new bottles of whiskey tonight.

I-I probably shouldn't spend as much as I do

yee! >:) I took care of myself today and was super comfy so it's like
10/10 sleep

Money aren't worth anything until you spend them, so if you got the money for it, I don't see why not

wow lewd!
10/10 sleep, huh? So it couldn't possibly be better?
I doubt it~
But glad you slept very well

Killing Bites might be the worst anime of the season tbh

Must be.
I'm fuckin' starving.
Maybe I'll make some waffles.

More or less.

:? also ye you're righ, It was probably an 8.5
thankyew! How was your day?

good idea! what kind of waffles tho?

I am excited

Just be careful you don't mess up your sleep habits ^^

I'll prob finish the released chapters of Citrus tonight/today and then try Tamen de gushi

Looks like one of the things you recommended is some action thing about people protecting themselves from monstrous bears with a magic wall or something; I was actually just looking for yuri romance but that might be interesting too :3

I read that as "Killing Bitches" at first and thought it might be the best anime of the season

Cinnamon, pinch of cloves, syrup and buttah.
If I had whipped cream or something I'd put that on there too.

It's an edgey anime about angery kemono girls fighting each other half naked.

yuri kuma arashi is the best yuri anime >:)

yummy~

That kind of sounds appealing but I guess it's probably just generic stuff that's been done a ton of times

Ye

Oh you've seen it?

yeah, I'm sure I'm the only one with my mind in the gutter, absolutely~
*pat*
I just woke up two hours ago too. Currently 9am. Still in bed so day hasn't really "started" yet. But slept alright too.

Should try some this weekend

Where is it on the scale between actual yuri romance and Pop Team Ebin

yeee

sounds comfy~ I hope you have a good day!

Fuck I'm starving time to actually stop shitposting and go eat

No, I said "probably" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Because what you described sounds cool and good but also not very original

The good days are the ones where you get nice songs stuck in your head.

Good food is indeed amazing.
t-thanks. You too!

It's extremely poorly written and it feels like they're just constantly making weak excuses for things to happen.
Also there's yuri.

youtube.com/watch?v=qlLOGA7UsFs

You're welcome for this reminder

Yuri makes everything better

Yuri is actual trash.

...

is that
kinkshaming

Lesbians as a kink is an entirely different question

I'm sure Yan isn't gay enough to hate lesbian porn

Noh..
I like this one.
youtube.com/watch?v=eu0KsZ_MVBc
The sampled chorus is charming as heck.

I guess your tastes changed :3

The one you linked is unique; kind of relaxing

Do u guys remember how Goggles was kind of the first person to bring the community out of caveman ongo bongo everyone ban each other government, in the Steam chats

he likes ladyboys
is that gay?

Debatable

I don't really argue over words

Words are just memes anyway

warn me before you shatter my perception of reality next time please

I think the statue of me is in a warehouse somewhere.

Iiif shee don't love meeee~
What can IIII doo~
Just put on my best..~
Dancing shoes..~
BECAUSE I"M ME~

...

pair of shoes, even.

Oh did this die again

I spaced out

It's normal for me to attempt to do that so u should expect it by now

I'm the Unword made flesh

You were such a cute little shota

This is the only time I've actually listened to Jake Paul

Why..

You're still a cute shota, you just hide it more

...

I don't feel happy enough on the inside to let it out.

EVERYONE REPORT TO THE DANCE FLOOR
IT'S YOUR CHANCE FOR
A LITTLE ROMANCE OR
BUTT SQUEEZIN
IT'S THE SEASON

What's wrong tho

This board is crazy with its shameless PDA (Publicly Displayed Anime)

...

Not going to get into it

Feel free to talk to me about it on Discord if you want

I think you might actually be going through some similar stuff to things I've gone through in the past, going by what you've mentioned before

I hope you feel better soon ^^

...

I'd rather not. something something. learning to not need sympathy.

...

oooooooooohSquiddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I'm Hooooooome

I think it's not so much sympathy that's helpful, but the fact that talking things out can clear your mind

Up to you tho

Dietary Holocaust

There was only one that I felt comfortable talking about that kind of stuff so don't take it personally that I don't share stuff with you even if you're willing to help.

I don't lol; I can understand not trusting people here

Maybe there's someone you trust more who you could talk with ^^

What do you do these days, anyway? Job or school or NEET or what? Or do you not want to say? ^^

...

hi squoddy
my mouth issore
how are you

Hewwo friends, I'm back from gaimus >:)

...

How'd it go

Hello.

no

I got through a few chapters of baeyo >:)

hewwo!
How are you doin?

Probably still in junior high :3

Oh right

I wonder if that would work on my computer

I'm alright, I guess
wanna play vidya but nobody is playing the game

see

Frustrated at Hackmaster character creation, and the spider that just crawled out over my bed.
hbu?

I sure act like I do.

sounds like you need to get
better taste in games
ya fuckin plebe

are ya winnin son

It runs on my craptop so probably!
It's really fun >:)

LEAVE
LESBIAN
BEARS
ALONE

burn your bed obviously.
I'm good! gonna find more ways to kill time

Trying to! Also Hi Hello I like your avatar thing

one day I'm gonna learn to animate to give fumi the uwu she deserves

Gonna be a hot night.
Whatchu got?

hey same to you
whatcha playin?

Could play more gaimus?
Could cap more amine girls??

the fire keeps you warm cause your bed is occupied >:)

but the less people who like it the better it us
duh

they're shit
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

heh maybe that's why you're so cool

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Cap Best Oni!

And it'll illuminate all the other spiders I need to kill.

oh that game's great
never unlocked that sweet laser sword though

I have so many girls to cap, if I add another one then it'll just add to the backlog :(

that being said, I gotta catch up on oni anime

I'm only at like chapter 3? I don't know what to do but I'm doing it!!!

you're in for a weird and wild ride

Forget all those other lame girls, Oni is the cutest.

I'm redi!!
I think I'll play snake pass until I die for now tho, gotta savor the good games

are you saying fumi isn't cute

the sequel will never come to pc
feels bad man

Is this a "if you're not first you're last" kind of statement?

I'm not smart enough to comprehend this post?
what??

does bayo have like cute short hair in that one too???

Maximum rippy :(

I need to buy a switch one day but I make 0 $ so it's just complete suffering.

woops accidental double thing??
o well

She can still be cute, but Oni is cutest.

but ye fumi is cute!

I like oni I just wish we got to see her in hat more often.

tho idk, I haven't watched more than 1 episode

...

I don't know this Fumi! What manga is this?

I feel bad and envy you at the same time.
One the one hand there's a lot of good Oni you're missing. On the other you have the opportunity now to be less invested and not feel the pain of waiting a whole week for more.

clearly
I am the coolest

yeah
nerd

tsubaki chou lonely planet !!

Oono Fumi is a poor second year high school student. Because of her father's debts, she's kicked out of her own home and has to rely on her own connections to survive. Thus begins her life as a live-in housekeeper for a reclusive writer...
This sounds like the setup for a bad porno...

Yeh, probably a good way to go about it.

it's a shame
you can even play with a friend in 2

it's more so about her being really determined to be independent and help her dad while being super lonely

It's very highly rated. I'll give it a shot if I can find it on Mangadex or something.

yee
I only read quality mangos >:)

Doesn't everyone...

:)

Ahhhh i don't know anyone

fukken rip

Heylow dags.

Esketit

*dabs*

Bogan shitposting hours.

esketit

*dies*

tbh these past few whatevers i've been locked into threads

its nice to be busy with something else and not constantly be sitting here hitting update

how are you all doing

doin fine

thats good to hear

what have you been up to ?

Reminder that I already claimed Zero Two

goin to bed now
luv u all animus

I'm bored.

Hi bored nice to meet you

Let's vr chat.

I wanted to take a shower.
Lemme do that first rq?

I'm having second thoughts. nvm

So shy

lil pumps dragon maids

tfw not cool enough for vrchat

What you gotta say? Bitch you gettin' paid
Bitch you gettin' laid, spend it in a day
Spend a hunnid thousand on m'fuckin' maid

you a bitch
bitcho

Fucking awesome

And how are u doing?

...

Passing practice?

medium levels of fuck

One of regular things in the last course of sharaga(college). Something like u going to work on specialization what u study, per 6 weeks

Kangaroo kick u in a balls?

Hu's on first?

Imagine a woman with a spider's mouth for a vagina.

imagine a spider with a woman's vagina for a mouth

oh wait I don't have to
thanks oglaf

I don't have to

What this thing

I've hit the point of apathy where I'm told due to hour changes I might have to work 7 days a week starting after this week and I'm just like whatever about it.

...

I never did go get my waffles

...Buuuut I did get milk and cookies so

You seem bored.

Good compromise!

Kinda? George was supppose to be up but welp.
gonna play more snake game until I waste away

What's snake game?

snake pass? got it from the feb humble bundle

Everytime I feel like I want to open something to play, I stop feeling like I want to.

Have you considered taking drugs instead

I am about to take some before bed.

Don't forget this

I stayed up all night singing lil pump songs with people in a vr pub

Good Job

how fucking gay

Hm, what you gotta say?

Just praising you.

Forget what?

Me

I think I might be cucking one of my friends in vr

You should probably stop.

I don't wanna cuck him

I'm giving him tips and I told him to ask her to be his valentine.

...

I feel like I don't want to be forgotten.

...

nezi if you're here I'm sorry about how I acted I was in a bit of a bad mood
I just want someone to talk to and sometimes I feel like I can't even have that
but I'm ok now

watching the main character in dolly kill kill get physically abused repeatedly is oddly satisfying

Stop accidentally kind of cucking him then

Uh?

Boy and people call me edgey

But you're my edgy boy.

Fufuuufufueufeufuefueufeuufeu

I'm not edgey or a boy!

You a not a girl technically, if you girl only inside

i know how this guy keeps calling this rabbit plushie he's fighting bugs

...

...

bugs is pissed off

Do I get to be a girl

Revy is best girl

No

its crazy what you can tell about what's going to go down in some manga or anime by who's dressed better, like 99% of the time the guy who's styling is going to be hogging the spotlight or overturning expectations

this is getting super retarded to read though, i'm surprised you even finished it tracer, must have been the consistently good quality art and easily digestible chapters, i still might drop it if it doesn't get more interesting

...

🤔

...

This tbh

What's your favorite furry mango?

I currently keep up with Beastars, but I really don't read manga or watch anime.

Man I suddenly want to drink a ton of orange juice now

Tbh I wasn't even sure there was furry manga and thought you'd just name some American webcomic or something

Looks interesting tho

The description I read kind of makes it look like a pretty normal school-themed manga except wit animal characters

Think Zootopia, but highschool kids, and the predictors are actually killing and eating people.

Also the rabbit is actually a slut.

Nice, those sound like improvements

Me

ERIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hii, how're you?

Good. I got my tax refund already so I'm deciding what to pay off with it^^

gucci

youa re

Huyucci

WHERE IS EVERYONE

DED THRED

DED COMMUNTIY

i'm a certified lurker these days since nobody likes me

i'm a certified lurker these days since nobody likes me

I like you my friend don't worry

Be more likable or something. I need people to talk to

I like the unlikable

You could buy some cute things too

You recommended Citrus to me so ur a good poster

-huggu- ♥

Puchi

I pretty much like everyone

u r my children

what a whore, lol

...

Fuck you lmao

pucci

What dat mean

I'm a proud whore

u r my tsunshine

It's how Japanese write petit

As in small grils?

I'd rather tackle my medical debts. I got a shitton of earrings last night. Got some nice Lapis and a gumball one

Good rock taste

...

Those were the frickin expensive ones too cause they are really good looking so in high demand I assume.

wooh home in time to not miss spacex because thank delay

A great thing about Bob Teen Ebin is that it can be hard for the uninitiated to tell what's a Photoshoped strip and what's an actual Bob Teen Ebin comic

Maybe it's just good quality lapis ^^

As in the French word for small

idk

I'm halfway convinced the order didn't go through so I'm on some Sherlock Holmes kick rn trying to figure it out

smol

Ikt smol

thicc ikt

Is wish thicc?

no

lmao siri is shit

wosh ar eyou smol

Wish is tall and buff af and he says he's gonna beat me up at AX

I wanna see

hot

the observable universe is much larger than we previously thought again, surprise surprise

I'm gonna beat Soto up at AX

are you a black male

Are you gonna cosplay?

I was thinking of buying a new cosplay cause im tired of wearing my Guren cosplay and my Subaru cosplay is 2outdated4me also kinda tight too

Wish is secretly black??

The only thing black about me is this dick.

Probably not lmao

Cut his dick off

Sounds good to me

you'd probably be doing the world a favor to be fair

Didn't he already get that cancer removed? :^)

show

Wow, no fun allowed

Have you even cosplayed before?

Oi

We're all out of Mustard and Im pissed

mayo

I'm glad we're all on the same page.

Sadly not yet. lol

There's a light layer of that at the bottom

You can't have a sandwich without mayo

use some all natural mayo

if u kno what i mean

Soto is trans?

****you only need mayo

What a shame, that would have been a good sandwich

Mayo above everything

I thought you guys knew I got my dick tumor/growth surgically removed in 2015

mayo is just fat!!!!

you can do way more with a sandwich, but mayo is still very important

But that's gay though.

Yeah dude, I went as ganbarimasu :^)

What can I say. I really, really love fat

...

Mayonnaise?

More like MAN GLAZE

Not a big fan of mustard

iO

Oh, drat.

Clearly I did. :^)

GodNaise!

Oh

You're one of "those" guys lmao

fat is great, i have some bacon in the fridge im going to fry up later and do something with it, probably just customary eggs and toast

maybe ill make a BLT instead idk

Always keep bacon around too. It's amazing

Adorable?

I thought Danish people were all about hotdogs with mustard

Or was that Polish?

Fuck, who knows

Feels good to know you keep up with how my dick has been throughout the years

The autistic huge tall dudes who dress up as idols for funsies

I know a couple of them

you're going to get plump!

...

...

no you are

Probably when I turn 40 or something. Until then, I'll still be a stick.

Fucking homos

I hope nezi hasn't started to stop acknowledging my existence just like yan did yesterday

lmao why don't you do it

you're short af so you could pull it off

No you are!

You literally told me for no reason something like the day I came back.

ok!

gibbe ur mayo

Post dick

Nezi is bad with replying in general

u guys r lucky u have me to apologize for u autism

:^)

:^(

At least I ain't Danish lmao

It's like you want me to crossdress or something

Besides my mom told me boys aren't allowed to wear girl clothes

I like tell you about my dick

I also like putting it inside of you too

Nezi just get's randomly hyper triggered because people don't believe that he should be dead but gets saved by miracles daily

I didn't know you were such a mama's boy lmao

I know man, it sucks. I'd much rather be a burger like you

NEZI COME HERE

I was ;~;

Actually I'm those niggas who built the ruins and like got fucked in the ass by the Spanish

I just hope that Nezi and I can remain friends

...

How would you know you like putting it inside me?

Sounds like you still are tbh

Daaaaa i aaaa kumaaaaa!!!

Hii

Who dis

blood-chan

see

Probably tbh

u can do better

I have faith in u

*kicks* how are you even still awake?

that's not a problem and I can appreciate that, I was just stating that I would like for us to remain friends is all
you can talk to me as much or little as you like

I'm new, I like your avatar.

Why does everyone keep calling me that though?

that was a neat launch

lunch*

Are we having NEET lunches?

What's everyone eating?

add me on discord if you wanna talk more

today im sleep deprived so not a good day for talking though

No I skipped lunch like a normal person

It's more dinner for us at this point, isn't it?

My sleep habits cycling around

How've you been? I hope you enjoyed the moon

No wonder you're all fat pieces of shit

I'm so spoiled by next-day shipping that I was looking at tracking info for a solid minute just now wondering how a package spent 7 days in the air between Hong Kong and Frankfurt, Germany before it registered that we can put things on trucks and take them across the ground.

Bread makes you fat.

...

Nigga I need them carbs

I cycle to work now since it's only 1.3 miles away from my house

I'm trying to get a bit thinner and flatten my tummy for the summer

Trying to get that trap-mode aesthetic going on?

Also, Erio has a question that I think was meant for you

That's actually a Valentine's Day card that I saved from Tumblr

I saw it out my window at 6:45 AM
I was wondering why I was a total bitch for 3 days...

Who does this

Good pic

-pets your hair- Any particular reason you're here?

I know it sounds kinda gay but yeah man
Having a flat stomach is cute in either guys or girls, you can't go wrong with that

My thighs and glutes are always on fire too after riding uphill on the way back from work
It hurts but its so satisfying

People who work out lmao

Something you need to try out once in a while :^)

ow
-swats your hand away-
why you pulled my hair for?

ummmm I wanted to tell Scoots something, but he's not here... Why are you here? Didn't you say everyone here garbage?

is garbage*

Probably in like, 2013

i know it sounds kinda gay having a healthy body but i want one

Fuck off Blood-chan

Might as well just start taking estrogen and calling yourself a girl.

Doesn't seem to be a difference in these kinds of communities. :^)

i shoulda put a > on that one just incase you werent aware i was making fun of soto

I should put irony tags on my posts

Dude you're like 5' 2" and 70lbs, I could fuck you up

Wow the time just flies by~

But seriously what brings you here?

im busy i cant go away

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Soto's only 5'2?

How the fuck you become smol like soto tbqh.

yeah im tryna get that soto height

The best thing about Soto is his height.

He said he was 5'8" once but Grim is 5'8" and when I saw a photo of the both of them standing next to each other Soto was considerably smoller

his only quality worth anything t b h

What do you mean? I've been here since before the last time you left about a month ago

I like shitposting

What are you busy with?

Btw I memed that just now because the actual Blood-chan is here for real this time

He's 5'8" by Mexican standards

lol Soto how much money you pay to get all the people you met to keep quiet about how short you are

What if grim's 6'2?

Idk, man, that 70lbs is also pretty desirable.

For being 5'2, I mean.

yes i know ewio
im busy with nothing tbh

actually i'm getting back into streaming
i played like
4 hours of crosscode and no one was there really but then i played tekken for like 4/5 hours and the whole time i didnt drop below 4 viewers and they all talked which was nice

i wanna get back back into it where i have concurrent viewers no matter what i'm playing

70lbs sounds ungodly omg
its like
AAAAAAA
like thats N O T H I N G

I don't know... I'm just blah at the moment. I got my own apartment because my dad found out about the thing and kicked me out of his apartment...
So now I'm not talking to any of them anymore.

He Mexican? All this time I thought he was Laotian

I'd marry him?

Who's shorter, Soto or Test?

The real questions.

I could pick myself up with that kind of weight. :^)

Oh.

Imagine being shorter than 5'10" in 2018

alright desu my username is Sena#5146 , just add me whenever you like

I'd marry you.

I don't have to imagine it.

Crosscode looks good; I should get it next time it's on sale

Have you tried being a cute girl on cam?

Good, you needed to move out; I hope you're not still giving them money

Embarrassing tbh

I'll let you do you

But I'll stick to being a boy
Cause you know, I was born one and you can't really change that so yeah

Ha ha ha what a story Mark

5'9 and 140

I'm not that short!

Grim is like 5'10

I just hang out with short people lmao

Well actually like 4 of my friends are over 6' so either you're really short or really tall

maybee just a liddle money

no im kidding haha

imagine being shorter than 6'3 in 2018

how. wait. how would you go about picking yourself up ??

i was a cute girl on cam ONE time and thats only bc i was in thread while no one was home and i was like i'll do a quick stream on guitar whatever

Fucking midget

imagine being taller than 5"5' in 2018

see
lmaoooo

:(

...

...

How flattering.

Even for a grill?

If you say so.

I think you're doing well then

They were just holding you back, really ^^

Well if you want more viewers u just have to find ways to attract them

I'm 6, feel myself short

daily reminder you can't feel unhappy about your height if you don't know what it is

well i cant really present as a girl on stream until i have to present as a girl to my parents

sadly

Yeah kinda~

I can feel unhappy that I don't have to look up to look literally everyone in the eye.

Wow, just freaking kill me now.

Can't believe I've brought this embarrassment upon my family like this.

Smart

Cute short boi

Daily reminder you can't feel unhappy about your height if u drown yourself in self-love and acknowledge no standards but your own

Because they could walk in? Teach them hoes to knock

yeah thats maybe the worst idea on planet earth when i think about it

what's this eye contact of which you speak of

sleep lecker

How tall is u?

Teaching them to knock?

It's basic decency and respect for you as a person

Harakiri

Slap likeher

Even better

I can eat her out while standing up

6 foot 6

And probably another .6 inches on top of that; I don't know exactly

I'm pretty sure my dad's seen me in worse than a skirt tbqh.

I should go out in a dress one day and see what he says, but the dresses I got last week make me look like a little girl.

A really tall little girl.

Got a tantou I could borrow?

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