You guys know I'm just meme gay like Eminem, right?

gonna hang out with george!!
and then do other things or something idk?

I've been trying to learn how to draw recently and it's not easy but one day I'll be good!

Best thing to do is always hanging out with your one and only~
Sounds like a good plan

I can't draw worth a damn either, but everyone will just tell you in order to get good at it, you just need to continue practising.

It happens more often than not.

sailor moon an cute ^~^

Thanks, Sinni

I doodled a skeleton playing a standup bass the other night lol

Post doodle

The magical time is almost here

Im jking tho Emmanuel

I've been trying! George is a good teacher but it's still like aaaa.

if I might say so myself, you're an cute >:)

Perfect, thank you.

I wouldn't hang out with you anyways, lmao

Yo

EMMA PLS IM JK

I WANNA MEET UP WITH YOU AND INTRODUCE YOU TO KON

Why Kon?

Th-thanks x///x

Pee is in the exact center of where our tastes overlap

ay gurl how was ur day

Cause he's fucking cool

Unless you just wanna be a shy unsociable nerd

I smoked some Caviar today
itwas great

also tried liquid thc
prettycool too

how are you

I wanna go to ax and do bridget !

But I'm going there to meet up with other people already

You're too soft tbh

*doodles*

I'm sure you'll get it. Just gotta keep working on it

*pat*

But how am I supposed to roofie you if you're with other people?

MC

FUCKEN

RECKTD

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oh snap hold up

roofie rebuttal

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who will be rapee

who will be raper

Why would you want to?
Can't get sex otherwise? :^)

Do this to me.

pet

I'm just trying to spook you

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hehe good morning hu chan

how are you today?

Is liquid THC like, pure THC?

Pretty good, super high

You only like full-on pee drinking?

You really think that little of me?
I'm a big boy :^)

fucking fatass

Still somewhat tired, gotta go uni soonish though would rather just stay home :3
How's Bard?

6' 2" linebacker btw

No, I just mean that your interests don't go deep enough :^)

ur not smol

Ur smol but not trap

You think your fetishes are more hardcore? :3

well not like 100 percent
but it's very high concentrate

relaxing onthe body

I had trouble rolling jitsu tonight bcause my whole bodys been super relaxed and buzzy the past few hours

the caviar was badass too it was like weed and dabbers mixed up in a cone with a glass mouthpiece

You should say fuck it and spend all day in bed

I wish I could do that...

in 7 hours I need to go to the dentist to get a crown put on one of my teeth and so now U'm gonna have a cool gold crown

after that I gotta go to work : (
i wanna stay in bed too tbh

im fine

Probably tbh :^(

Yeah, but are you ok??

no

Smol trap
Big Cock

Why no?

Primitives

Bad idea, gonna form new groups today. Staying away would be a very, very dumb idea.

Damn, will probably hurt a bit too for some time when you try eating things, and can't eat anything too hard and sticky. Like caramel.
But taking care of your teeth is important. I'm glad you're doing it.

;_;
Does sound like quite a long day.. I'm sorry

not trap

henlo anxiety

aaah no why;'d you have to say that I didn't think Itt wwas going to be that painful..........

Now I'm worried........

*pat*

You'll be fine :3

I haven't really had anything besides normal weed lol

Actually I smonked hash a couple of times

We're verging on dangerous territory

I like to give Holla Forums dosages of perverse lewdness, but it is not my wish to destroy it

That's why I never really post lewds tbh

owo thanks

are you now neeting or looking for work?

my face at the moment when this knowledge hits my brain

I remember when you used to try to pretend to be boring :3

You're gonna get a chunk of metal wrapped around one of your teeth. Did you think it wouldn't hurt you in any way at all?
It's not really that bad tbh. It's not like you're getting it on every single one of them, then tidying them up. You're a big guy, it won't bother you too much.

Don't be

I have an interview being setup somewhere.

What are you trying to say? I am boring.

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...

;;

when?
ganbatte :D

hehe thank you Hu I am going to go to bed I hope you make lots of new friends today

I don't know yet.

woah exciting

I hate people so that's unlikely to happen~
Sweet dreams Bard, and good luck tomorrow!
Don't worry about it, seriously, you'll be fine

owo you're exciting

Do u ever think that u may have put too many layers of an irony in a post and that only people who have at least a 200 IQ could understand it

You're a precious pee prince

Totally meant to say "an irony," that definitely wasn't on accident, it's an ironic meme

Only Kanra would be capable of grasping the meaning behind such posts

Fake news

I could just consider it like a rabbit hole of ironies

The higher your IQ is, the deeper into the bottomless pit of layers of irony you can see and the closer to ultimate truth u get

Being the pee prince is a high honor

Lili can't be a prince cos she's a girl now

Just awful.

Night night.

Noo, you're not awful :3

Sleep well ♥

Sleep well

am I cute ?

no but the anime character is

While you're on your knees, yes

Yes, you and the anime character are cute.

adorable webm

I need this meme manga to be translated

I need you on this dicc, but we can't always get what we want

exorbitantly faggoty out of no where

:3

The whole chapter that's from seems to be about her wearing Pop Team Ebin panties and trying to flash them at people

Shitposting at its finest

🍆🤔

u

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Morning.
I'm starving.

HELLO
STARVING
I
AM
DAD

Shadowcock

Eat food

non-existent yeah

You're being racist towards vantablack people

There's actually a lot of drama in the art world over vantablack

I'm so racist I don't even know what that is

Edgy super black

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vantablack

It reflects almost no light, so surfaces you paint with it look two dimensional in photographs

Basically you posted a vantablack cock without realizing it

Erio who's ass would you rather eat Popuko's or Pipimi's?

Popuko's obvs

She's the cuter one

u?

Same tbh
Popuko cuter and prolly a little thicc

no thanks

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And her lewd moans were kind of hot tbh

smh

Imagine if a dog ever had a high enough IQ to understand Bob Teen Ebin

Not sure if I could cum while someone is moaning Marilyn Monroe.

I'm afraid of the dark

I'm still trying to work my way up to Rick and Morty.

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You'll never be smart enough for that Squash. You just wont get the layers.

...

Same if it was during sexing them but I'm pretty sure I could cum to that video clip of Popuko moaning "Marilyn Monroe" if I tried

Have u ever even seen a black person IRL

Idk how many there are there

BD is the only dog here smart enough for that

He's like a miniature schnauzer and ur like a bulldog

This tbh

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I visited the US so yeah

woops

*Doubt*

День-хуетень, sup

saved, stranger

Time to burn up my chair using wot

...

I mean you unironically came to big black dick gay porn so I don't doubt it.

good afternoon lads

Shalom

Куда пыришь?

wow sure is dead
no one to talk to

you can talk to me my friend

no one at all

I'm here!!

what?

hey, how goes your day?

hello threaders

A lot of butt sex in wot

smokin
fat
blunts

how does that work, you just suck at the game?

hey elms.

sounds fun.

Enemies put their dick's inside my butt, just a regular day in world of tanks

...

so, you just don't play very well, as long as you're having fun though.

What's up Griddles?

Whatcha been up to?

God I wish that were me.

watching engineering and gun videos, and top 15 creepy shit lists, and doing homework i guess.

The fun thing is i play quite well. With only exception, what i play 1 against 29

Wow, you must be a homosexual or something.

I put radishes in my soup to see how it would come out

I don't think radishes belong in soups or stews

...

Well, yeah.

:(

StumbleUpon literally always gives me creepypasta lists at like 1am or later. Meanies lol

Thanks for talking to me last night, Soto. I told my roommate about it too and we came to the same conclusion again lol

Oh, well.
Alright, then.

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Wish someone would put radishes in my ass cavity

Wish someone would bring me Wish's head

if that makes you feel better about yourself.

yeah, radish is a bitter, soups is a savory, they do not mix.

I love creepy pastas. even at night.

Wait, Wish is gay ?

...

he loves the cock.

Is he play LOL?

Oh no.

Isn't the joke that Nico has a really cute character phrase but really she's a sadistic cunt?

like me except im not cute

Like Wish except not cute.

Like me except exactly like me

post self

What's Wish's character phrase?

post self

NICO NICO NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Disgusting.

Filthy casuals.

+++

超マジでむかつく

...

wish give pet

Damn, I forgot to specify that it had to be severed from the neck first.

Oh well.

Hahaha this is great ty Sabs :3

*pet*

Unlucky.

I sure am!

this makes me feel sad

why don't you think about how I feel when you ignore me

...

Hewwo?

I'm sorry. I hope that didn't seem too mean-spirited, but I couldn't resist.

uwu thanks

dunno

oh yes

Hewwo!

Kinda sucks that sinni exists.

...

how ya doin?

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Hawing butt sex right now playing wot

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it's ok desu
I just wish yan would be as understanding!!

please yan let's not allow something like this to sour our relationship I wish to remain your friend and I hope it is the same for you as well

It's just shitposts

-huggu-

Loafie is on suicide watch

Hey Scooter check out this sick webm sabs made me

btw just made some plays on Rusto
literally bonked people with a hammer
was gud time

Erio is a Soy Boy

I got a zirconia crown put on my toof and now my mouf is numb and sore ;~;

Seen it.

I was about to tell scoot that he was wrong and I'm not on suicide watch but now I am

EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE

AND IM ABOUT TO BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP!!!!!

It's my job to enable new people

The children are our future

WHEN IM

TALKIN TO YOU

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP

IMMA BOUTA BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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where is hu chan ;~;

here

Huh, I thought that filename was "Ireland" before. Interesting.

You're just trying to cyber people

uu my whole mouf is sore and swolle n ; w;

what are you still doing here dont you gotta go to school desu

It'll pass soon, don't worry~

I went there for 30min. or something in total. Took only 5 minutes to find groups and so, it was bullshit.
It's 8pm now though, it's almost bedtime!

:)

Sometimes that's part of it but it usually isn't these days

hey nezi do you want to have a chat with me my friend

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uuu have nice sleeps tonight hu chan *hugg*

His eyes moved to the red ribbon she had planted on his right pectoral muscle. He saw something in her eyes when she touched him. A recognition of firmness. After all, he was toned to perfection from weeks of rebuilding a church in Rokoray, along the northern banks of the Great Scarcies River. He had met a woman there who reminded him of his sister. He cared for her, taught her a fledgling example of English, had even found himself feeling love for her. That was not a sisterly love however. Then again… was this?

He began to open his mouth. Any moment his parents would walk downstairs. The look on her face said they were on the same channel. Everything he had just thought, she heard it. He spoke.

“Listen, when mom and dad go out to say hi to the Gelsons next door tonight, let’s hang back, go upstairs and fuck the shit out of each other.”

“What?” She answered, bewildered.

“C’mon let's do it. Let’s fuck. Haven’t we always wanted this?” He reached out to reassure her, but she pulled away, fear in her eyes. “Whoa whoa. Uh no I’m just happy you’re home from Africa. What the hell are you talking about wanting to fuck me? Are you seriou--” And like a blade being hammered on the anvil, his father’s voice rang out from behind him: “WHAT IN SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?”

“I can explain…” he stammered, but was cut off by the visceral scream from his mother as she began sobbing into her bathrobe. His father erupted, white morning spittle shooting from the corners of his mouth.

“NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA DRINK FUCKING FOLGERS COFFEE!” He belted his son in the face, knocking the boy unconscious. “THIS IS A PEETS COFFEE HOUSE!”

Drink Peets Coffee.

see

Like 90%

*hugs*
Try to eat something too. Is important~

...

I think there's only been like one in the past two years

...

It doesn't always help with getting people to stay

Gimme choccies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cyber wish

Good thinking, it's a good way to have a contest to see who has the most extreme fetishes

No thanks

i barely did anything today but im exhausted

Scoot, come to my house. I have Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies.

Forfeiture accepted

sure.

Rin said I'm not good at being an e-gyaru :(

Do I win?

What are those?

poor fetish

Brownies with lil' candy pieces on top. The candies are like tiny M&Ms, and the brownie texture is more like fudge. They're not bad.

I don't think either of us would win

GIMME

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I can't imagine Wish having any significant fetish beyond pedophilia.

...

See

what are you planning on doing this week desu
sorry I'm not very good at starting conversations it's easier when the other person does

I am neither convinced nor impressed.

You gotta come over and hug me hard first.

i SUPPOSE IVE NO OTHER CHOICE

Oh, if you were asking if you'd win against Wish, then idk. I thought you were asking if you'd win against me in a fetish fight

Wish said he has way more hardcore fetishes but hasn't said what they are

Pee

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When your fetish is cutting off your arms and legs but then you cum and realize you dont have any arms or legs anymore

More hardcore than pee

I doubt he'll lay his cards on the table tho; probably wants me to pave the way again

You want brownie, you give huggie!

...

Me too actually.

Just say "maji yabakune", "cho mukatsuku", and "ikemen" a lot.

Well, not too bad picked up a W and had a k/d of 3 this morning

/casual gamer bloggu

How's you guise~?

nice hentai

*rub*

Thanks

What do they mean and in what contexts should I use them in

Almost at the end of the released chapters of my lesbian manga

I'll have to try more yuri romance

wen ur fetish is being a darwin cocksleeve and then he discards you like literally every young boy he's used :^)

I've never cybered Darwin?

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today I'm gonna check with my rheumatologist about my meds

rest of week try to do something with mom/brother

other than that just gym and losing weight, eating better

you?

He drugged u and molested u because u were underaged

we didnt like each other wen I was under aged though

Whoa, lewd.

Use it instead of cool

Everything pisses you off so use it always

Yeah

:3

all bad lmao

Right neither did we.
I guess he never saw you in a skirt either.

I never said we didnt I said I didnt with darwin you dumb fuck

also I've never owned a skirt in my life

Lmao

But you've worn one.

That's why he had to drug you

Can't I just be an e-gyaru in English

Nope you must be misremembering because I've never had access to a skirt

Did you fap to it or were you reading it purely for the plot~?

Maybe.
It's been years since I saw anything like that.

I wish It was that easy

I havent even done that stuff in years cause idk
itd be nice to just fuck and not have to type a fucking school essay

okaaaaaaaaaaaay

i have friend here so my posting gonnabe slow

Like a valley girl?

aa george is home >:)

Scoot, show your friend this thread. Make him read every post, and film your reactions.

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You're the only one who cares

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It's not really a lewd manga

But I like how it seems to activate teenager hormones inside of me

You can feel the tension, you know? And the lesbian kisses are like releases

Don't worry, the world of teledildonics is about to hit mankind like a freight train

I don't know what that is exactly but it sounds bad

...

not much desu I don't really ever notice that I improve myself and that's largely as to why I asked
I just redownloaded hyperdimension neptunia rebirth 1 even though I didn't even want to play it, but I might eventually not that I can actually run it probably
most likely going to just go back to playing doom

Here's my Sinner impression:

uwu have i mentioned george is my boyfriend

oh I mean if you're just gonna leave that on the ground I might as well take it

:(

:(((((((((((

bullies

I gotchu fam

I like u Sinner but stfu about moogs

The people who started popularizing "like", "as if", and "whatever"

he's one of the few things I like in this world :(
It's either that or animal crossing :((

Put the (You)'s in the bag and no one will get hurt.

...

Oh, I'd like, never talk like that

What about the hundreds of anime girls u cap

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xd nice one

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Literally anything besides moogs
Just fucking stop and talk about anything else.

All Yan does is talk about moogs now-a-days

The one weird Valley Girlism from Clueless I wish would make a huge comeback is "gag me with a spoon".

I'm also fond of "fuck me gently with a chainsaw" from Heathers.

What would you have those girls use the bowl for after they eat?

...

like, how

Two girls one bowl

I feel nothing until my baby fumi gets an anime.
how are you doin bty?

i feel like im gonna VOMIT

aaaaaaaaa

When you have no personality
it's hard to think of things to talk about

so why bother thinking honestly

Thank you, you have been spared.

Sleep tight, taters.

Nighty night scans

do you really think of me like that, bard

I was going to mention that one too, but I figured that he'd be like "that was popularized?"

Well, only because you asked...

Well they'd put water in it and clean it.

like omg whatever -hair flick-

Damn Bard why you gotta roast her like that

Heya Bard, how are you?

I need something to do with my life. ;w;

teach me how to be american

I mean if he does, who cares

A. he's wrong, you have cute bubbly personality
B. he likes darwin so what the fuck would he know about people having no personality

:^)

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...

my opinion should mean less than what you're thinking about for dinner

That being said you're just a carbon copy of mugen imo

poke my stomach open

What is that

Pretty good; just kind of in a weed/shitposting haze

You?

Why what's wrong??

Night fag

Strange fetish

saved

lol

my tooth hurts
you should get some buddies and take up grapple fighting
It's the best thing I've ever done in my life and if you can get a buddy to join it'll better you in more ways than one

wat

I appreciate everyone's opinion :(

also??? I know you don't like him but I'm not really that similar to him :(

idk who darwin is but

Thanks for the You's guys, I might go to bed now, nini.

All I got is a mate to go to the pub with.

I don't think anyone wants to do any contact sports with me, let alone grapple fighting.

calling to schedule an appointment
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

sweet dreams buddy

Woah, hey, slow down. It's just a figure of speech.

You don't HAVE to be gentle.

Have a good night!

Why couldn't we get any cool new posters

Instead we're stuck with Lili and Sinni

:/

Lili is objectively awful

I like Sinner tho

:\

Sinni is good shit imo

I'm just joshin though

I like lili

Bart does this

Oh, I tried Googling "my baby fumi" thinking it was the name of the manga lol

Any particular reasons why you like her? ^^

Ohh, good luck ^^

Breathe slowly and deeply and let go of muscle tension with each exhale

Just talk about barbeque and football.

Why does it have to be a fetish?

Holy heck that's lewd!

I just really love her aesthetic, how she looks,
her worries and feelings of constant loneliness

It's just a normal conversation starter

"What fetish thing would you have the two girls do with the bowl?"

...

ty sinni youre cool too

What's a typically Canadian fetish tho

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Fisting, but a bowl instead of a fist.

Poutine.

Having sex at a Hockey rink

make it for me

is a national activity a fetish?

I don't know what came over me.

I guess that's relatable to you? Hopefully you don't feel too lonely in general ^^

Hi Kissy, how're you? ^^

Maple syrup and apologizing

Do you want someone to fist your butt?

so i could get a nurse appointment on wed/thurs of this week or i could wait for the head doctor man on the 24th

i'm gonna wait for the 24th

always and forever >:)
that's why I appreciate getting t talk to you friends all the time!

Maybe Wish has historically behaved in certain ways just because he wants people to punch the inside of his anus 🤔

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Hungry, though I have some cheddar popcorn I forgot about so that's tiding me over.
How are you doing?