Cute lesbians

Oh, I don't really care, or read other people's posts.
Well, I do read -some- but those only if I happen to be around when they're posted.
I don't go out of my way to read up on stuff, simply because I'm too lazy for it.

Stepping foot into a not-well heated house in this was not...
a good idea.

Cold is nice, I like cold.

yeah i get that
i think its only for people i am interested in hearing talk

so not everyone for sure

Not in my jammies it isn't. :x

...

Get you some fluffy socks ?

how thin are your jammies ??

my kigurumi and some clothes underneath are good for keeping warm

Tbh, some warm hosiery would probably work wonders in general.

It's not a matter of thin.
Echo understands.

Aww, you're interested in hearing me talk?

Lili, how often do you exfoliate?

My my, why didn't I think of that.
Maybe I should check some out.

I spent a while trying to figure out the denier of those D.Va ones but it's not shown anywhere on the page.

got it

sometimes

my skin is maybe the worst ever
i do nothing besides shower

i should get some of those face masks

Your poor legs.

Serves me for thinking to ask your opinion on body scrubs.

Guess there's only one thing left to do to find out.

Sometimes is flattering too, I guess.

You should compliment Lili for at least showering tbdesu

i used to make a peppermint sugar scrub for girls for their birthday

i still make it for people that have never received it before, like for instance as a christmas gift or what have you

well DUH

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I guess so.

They were kind of my favourite anyway.

And they say the United States of America is the Land of the Free.

SCOOOOOOOOTSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I too can follow online instructions.

I don't really wanna smell like peppermint, sorry.

Excuse me, sir, do you have your Nuggies for Breakfast licence?

AHemlo, I survived the night.
How goes?

No! I'm a rebel!

going to nap for reals tho

HEY I WASNT offering my PATENTED great smelling liliana's own: peppermint sugar scrub in a mason jar with a bow

i was just explaining that i make it ^^

what are ya eatin the nuggies with sauce-wise ?

pls say bbq...

also im doin alright
feelin
GOOD
feelin like hopefully my moms insurance covers girl pills

Excuse me, rebel, do you have your Rebel's Permit?

Rest well, エコーち~

And I was just saying that I too could find a, ehm, recipe online if I wanted to.

Ive some BBQ but I got the Frank's Hot Sauce ^^

:O

You been looking into it? Whom knows! Progress?

. >.>
i do suppose you could...
it is a good gift and relatively easy to make
girls seem to generally like it from my experience

and its homemade so theyre like wow not a gift card ty

hmmm
never had frank's hot sauce. also never been a "hot sauce" person

i have sort of always been looking into it but. i need to figure out how to get my moms card so i can do some calling

i tried earlier to be like. hey mom shouldnt i have an insurance card in my wallet just in case and she said
"hmm. i dont see why youd need one for yourself but maybe i can get you one soon. i dont have one for you right now."

I CANT FIND HER BAG ANYWHERE IT USUALLY IS !!! i dont wanna ask her if i can like
take pics of it but thats what i wanna do so i can go to sleep and then do it when i wake up

aaaaaa mom why cant u be okay with me being a girl or something that would make all of this 10x easier

anyways though my thoughts have come to a culmination
i watched a dum video 2/3 hrs ago ? and
idk it all just
sorta clicked

im going thru with it now
no goin back

LILIANA IS: FEELING DETERMINED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My life, well, atleast foodwise, revolves around spice and varying degrees of hot. Might be environment combines with family but Ive always had access to the hot foods and developed quite the palette for them.
Also, I dare say the years of alcohol abuse also helped foster a love of things spicey. Apparently Alcoholism and spicey food love go hand in hand from an article I read years back.
But, day is cold and I need more than just my tum warming, hot sauce heasts the soul... Or the void of where one ought be.

Hopefully she can get you one for yourself to make your inquiries more private. Be nicer if underhanded skulduggery can be avoided.

I suppose a positive is that you are becoming more confident atleast. Boldness shows a clarity of thoughts? I sometimes thinks so.

INFORMATION, as you seem to grasp, is the key. We all need that KNAWLEDGE.

AND you've decided once and for all? That is a YUGE step! Congrats!

DATA MINED

太ももを大好きよ！
太ももは飲みますに使用するために！

I head of one product at the Bath and Body shop that smells amazing and is suitably weeab for me.

i get that for sure ! i like spicy too but. hot sauce ? i dunno
its not my thing is all i dont think.

i get the appeal though.

oh its nothing to do with privacy on the insurance card as long as im 18+ i can be a dependent and have my doctor stuff private !!
knawledge is key.

DATA. MINE. D
ty scootsy. :3

google translate stinks but i dont wanna learn jp just to read what youre typing x.x

also my sister just got two bottles of cherry blossom body cream
it smells nice and she let me have the 2nd bottle. yissss.

i love bath and body works everything smells good its SO good

Tl:
I love thighs!
Thighs are for eating!

THIGHS ARE FOR EATING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually I don't think I need 使用する

I think what I actually said is "Thighs are for use of eating"

thighs are for eating

and boy am i hungry

Wanna know something better than thighs?

Wait, did I forget to actually correct 飲みます to 食べます?

Because I did that mentally.

hmmm.
ofcourse

i'm trying to think of something but im not sure yet
are we talking about just the human body or ANYTHING on earth

P L U M P
A S I A N
T H I G H S

Wew lad am I a hungry girl.

Always member happy day!

You've us all here along the way if y'all need some moral support!
You sounds like happy day!
this is good ^^

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
plump is a good word
youre right
you are soooooooooo right

you know where a girl could eat ? i'm STARVINGGGGgggggg aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

yaaaYYYYY
ty scootsy

I APPRECIATE it

im gonna go have a choccy chip cookie :3333

Not that all thighs aren't great.

God, I get so upset when models make having nice legs look easy.

Because it's not.

to b e h O N ES TTTTTT
all thighs are lovely
lovely lovely lil flesh nuggets of wonder

also yeah its a bit difficult
a lotta maintenance goes into it
i can hardly keep up with shaving often :x

Gotta exfoliate regularly, but not too much.

Basically rubbing lotion or cream into them all the time.

And being very careful about how you shave and what with, which reminds me that I should actually get some razors for my legs instead of using the man-razors I have.

When I'm in the swing of it it's usually exfoliate twice a week, lotion after every shower, and shaving as needed and aaaaaaaa so much work.

But then, I also have *really* nice legs when I take care of them.

Little known fact, this song is about me.

Also I love that Kenny is a female panda, and so people were always asking if Ashcorp is a furry or a trap.

CHOCCY CHIPS!
cute biscuit for the cute girl
Been ages since I had cookies ^^

big time

i need NEED neeeeeDDD to get a dual edge razor
nice and clean shaves always
and also i need to get
more magic shave powder
that stuff make me feel like a plushie
i love it

it is a lot of work but the end product is....

s t e l l a r

howd you get a song written about you ? hasnt happened to me yet.

gotta have the choccy chip every now and then
my mom made em
big tasty.

By being an absolute terror for absolute territory.

Just a reminder that the golden ratio is 4:1:2.5

THE.
BIG.
TASTY.
Time to open up a BBQ rib joint with that name.

Scootalooo's Big Tasty Smoke Shack

And homemade choclate cookies sounds great! I dont bake enough >///<

sinful treats

hmmm
now i gotta try and be something so people can write songs about me...

ofcourse

omg biggest tasty.

i'd eat there everyday !!
i love bbq aaaaaa
florida isnt great at bbq restaurants sadly :c

I WANNA SEE BAKER SCOOTSY !!

also i found the insurance cards and took pics

now to figure out which one is the one to use and also after that call pp and see if

insured
if not
i need to kick job searching into high gear

pee

Good luck! Data Mine Liliana is on the job!

I am more used to savoury cooking, but I will get da flour out and boop!

And I thought florida would have a stronk BBQ culture... huh!

neat, i scored above the avg on the FFXV benchmark !

:O my gpu even beat a Titan X ! p

and was only beat by that $3000 titan V

cash moni 1080ti 7700k

*hugs*
strix AC origins edition (OC)

maybe im not looking in the right places ? hmmm....

yay hd7850

is liliana a bad name
like
i like it but

i cant see it being used in like an office setting or something
??

Alexandra Katherine Verity Leigh Reaman.

thats a really long name

...

Henk Jaeqx

lili for short. it's not a bad name really.

well yeah lili for short. i dunno.

maybe im just being too concious about it

i probably am

This is why I can't come up with a name and use it. I'm crazy about stuff like that. I'd get tired of it quick.

Both family names, keeping my name from a corruption of Axl to Alex(andra), and Verity because I strive for verity.

And Verity is probably my favourite virtue name, granted I only really like them as middle names as a sort of "I hope you exhibit this virtue."

understandable.

verity is pretty cool
i like it

long names are 10x cooler than short names to be fair

"ikt"

The dm-verity is not started in enforcing mide and may not work properly

open de eyes

I came onto that one from The Sad Story of Emmeline Burns.

Extra funny because names and I DM occasionally.

oh its f2p
looks cute
i'll dl it

Me irl.

You'll probably like it for the content alone.

You buy a thousand dollar video card without knowing what it's capable of?

Also, what the shit is this thing? Fucking- medieval AK?

Smithing level 9000

i should get the white/pink meme socks
tfw only have the blue/white ones ;;

youre probably right
i'll play it tomorrow
i got things to do before i go to sleep.

This is what the medieval AK dude's rank and file infantry look like.

a gun?

-squeaks and looks around for Ika. Has brought her fresh mangos-

Time for gym

buh bye

-waves-

HAVE FUN !!!

Blarg.

...

what the shit

FF has been merging modern and medieval fantasy since a while back, dude.

they are also robots i think

*pet pet*

Doesn't FF have cars and shit

-waves back with a squeak-

yeah!

I've never touched or payed attention to anything FF related before now, so...

fuckin' gay

I'm off for the weekend.

no

meow

yes

moar mon hun gameplay grind stuff im guessing?

Yeah. I'm probably going to binge it. Might play some LoL. I got paid today so me and my roomie are going to the city to get shit sometime.

woof

rawr

-tummy is upset-

...

yay!
adventures in shopping~
buy yummy tasting things to make you smile
and fun stuff too

how can a yuru camp be THIS comfy

cute pic

Probably just food and a few necesities.
Might buy an Exp boost on LoL.

-brings you peppermint tea and honey-

02 a cute

-thanks and pats sonata on the head. sipp.-

Overwatch lunar new year on the 8th,
i think LoL lunar stuff will release on the 6th
they seem to time their events at very similar times, from what i've seen.

huh? wats a 002 is it a spoiler? ;~;

I don't play OW anymore.

What?

yeah i assumed so. just mentioned it as a similar type thingy

30 day xp boost for $30? (but on the other hand playing 30 days of lol could be wayyy more xp than the 40 wins, if you play a bunch each day to make it wurth)
or 40 wins for $20 (wins give more xp)

:c

Yeah no. I'm thinking maybe for the weekend.

Luka please.

...

hmm... a $10 rp card is what i think you will need at the minimum for that ^_^

doge

50% of her clothes off.

Yo dog

:3

...

cute tail waging

which one is take 1?

no you

anyone else know this feel
also good afternoon anime friends

Ah right

mayo stinks

What the fuck is "burger sauce"?

Yup. Pretty sure I linked it to you before.

...

I don't know I'd never heard of it until I went to this place and I've never seen it anywhere else
tastes alright though but it's not the same as mayonnaise >:(

burger sauce dressing is amazing!

Yep, indeed have

i think i drank too much water today

WTF IS BURGER SAUCE?
Ya'll niggas should just put thousand island on there like a real nigga do.

yum

...

I don't know what burger sauce is ok stop asking me
it looked sort of similar to the cheese I guess

i want vr

Well that LOOKS like Thousand Island dressing.

Aight, fine.

Same.

With a slightly refined taste that better fits a burger. It's amazing

...

I made the mistake of running to the corner store without long underwear and heavy socks.

It's not a snowday today.

the question is

WHY did you run to the corner store ?

its a blizzard here

It seems to uh... mess up a lot.

not bad

So my father wouldn't have to.

It gets me money to pay my phone bill and get the other stuff I wanted today.

Horrible. Also she's awkward as fuck.

I found Sinner's uwu porn

no

got it

i
wish i could just like
get a job LOL
like
walk in and hey alright ur hired
and then just work whatever
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

yes

reminds me of my bf's hair

Walk in and the first question is "When can you start?"

floof

hmm?

...

yeah
i just wanna walk into "job" and be like. okay give me work

also
i keep thinking about going back to my job i had at first but.
they make you cut your hair after a certain length if youre male x.x
i need to grow it out

but like
idk i could probably get passed that if i really REALLY need a job

Que?

i will say
the job posting for library assistant i applied for just closed a day after i applied

hopefully HOPEFULLY i can get it. i really would like that one.

I don't want to go to my last job because food-based customer service is literally just a one way trip to being a misanthrope.

...

oh yeah for sure
i couldnt do foodservice

like
i dont know how people do it at ALL
its so dehumanizing

...

The dehumanizing part is the customers.

Because they feel like just because you're on the other side of the counter, and they're hungry, they don't have to interact with you with basic human decency.

yeah !! i get upset when i see people in public being rude to foodservice workers

when im going thru ordering or whatever i'm like
i just wanna get in and out and also its fine if you make a mistake to be honest you're working for pennies and have to deal with a lot of stress

I always tip the people handling my food, and I try to be as polite and courteous as possible.

I usually end up tipping more if I see someone being an ass.

yeah i do just about the same thing
grrrr
people be nice !! AAAA

Yeah, stop costing *me* money because *you* don't know how to be a decent person.

maybe someone should host a class as to how to be a nice person in day to day life

what do i do now?

For the bare minimum of what I want, I'm about 4$ over, unless I just cut Bath and Body Works out at all.

there isnt anything lower on your priority that you can cut ?

Tbh, I've already shifted other stuff to Walmart brands, the only thing left is the lotion, and I was really keen on trying that weeabscent.

But I can easily cut 4-6 dollars out by just getting lotion at Walmart too.

Ugh, fine mom, I'll be responsible and get the Walmart lotion.

Okie, time to change to warmer socks and head out.

im not a fan of walmart
walmrt stinks

rip

have fun !

every picture i've posted of myself recently to main friend group they say i look like a lesbian

...

:c

ur a lesbeen

They're just being nice

...

Niko niko niiiiii

Someone in my main friend group doesn't know if he's allowed to be attracted to me, and every time I do or wear something feminine it comes back to him.

Need to go in full girl dress one of these days.

Call him gay and laugh at him, then see if he has a boner

they mean it in a bad way
and also they only think i like xdressing

theyre 100% not the type to sugarcoat ever

you gotta go all dolled up and zettai ryouiki that boy

The joke was that calling you a lesbian is putting it nicely.

got it

are you still a lesbian if you have a penis?

yes

What?

the girl in this movie im watching has the same panties as me

what are the chances

welcome to the board

FEMININE COCK

This shit is ain't normal

I want to be that cat.

And then I step on his erect dick through my nylons while berating him, and call him disgusting if he cums on my foot?

no, the board is full of trannys and trans people pretending to be girls to get e-goods, or preying off of the nice gay men to get egoods, or being so pathetic that they get handed about $1200 in cash to live for a month

Wait about 15 years

Ukraine has cultural lag

Nice, pretty lewd Rin post

Can confirm, Ikt do got a pretty feminine one

How could one penis be more feminine than another? All penises look exactly the same to me because I'm not gay

Like how I don't see skin color because I'm not racist

sucks doesnt it

i mean i love a good free pizza as much as anyone but come on are there standards with a lot of the people here

Only a racist would say such

...

How can you NOT note skin color

Na, one of our politics is a transgenger, one of famous singers is crossdresser
youtube.com/watch?v=EkiXJV_5RAo
We ok with that

But is Россия ok with that???

she cute

how do i trigger more people

Or a shitposter

Or a racist shitposter

I'm #colorblind

I never think about the fact that Lloyd and Neko are black

Need to find the uncensored butt pic

There's a difference?

Most part of russian politics is geys, putin a pedophile. Jirinovskiy is open gay, communists had orgy in lenins mavzoley

"she" is man

this explains trump

one has estradiol one doesnt

i know

Ontario healthcare (if you're approved) covers transitioning and any surgeries you need.

But the process of getting approved for any given step is arduous

I need to call my doctor.

...

Black accent deeeeeeeeaaaam

I hear what Trump rape putin in tample of Crist-Savior in moscow

Good post

Kremlin likes this.

we dem boyz

brb moving to ontario

tbh my insurance covers visits and prescriptions

but blood tests im
not sure about
i can keep this under wraps for now and afford it with our insurance but

i dunno if our insurance covers it aaaa
im doing calls tomorrow im too sleepy today

Stop stalling silly

real talk who here identifies as normal

...

I guess you've gotten past your issues we talked about then?

you

If I thought of myself as normal I'd have to change something

More tits pls

im legitimately too tired
ive been up 20 hrs
id be a mess on the phone

yeah. i believe so.
my thoughts have culminated and im

uh im going through with this.

yeah i know

ok

Many tits

Good thing you know

Do whatever makes you happiest.

))

HAIL TO THE KING

KING SCOOT OF THE HOUSE ALOO

FIRST OF HIS NAME

...

thats the goal
thanks for the help n bein my friend n all alexandraaaaaa

STRONG. AS. FUCK

WEEEE SCOOOTSYYYY

hu help

Howdy cutie, how it go?

Not a problem at all, pee girl~

Big wolf

Okay, good luck with figuring stuff out tomorrow ^^

FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET OFF OF MY BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

half watching a bad movie with my friend
half asleep
drinking tea

havin good day

u ?

thats my name
dont wear it out !!!!!!! 🤠👍

In a world where movie fans whine and bitch because a series that ditched the giant monster for it's sequel, is not going back to their giant monster porn still and instead is doing as it wishes. Again.

:^) Fuck creative people that make movies, they should just repeat what a small whining minority wants.

thanks ewio

ur a normie

...

What movie?

Cloverfield. Apparently people are unhappy that like the 'sequel' Cloverfield Lane, it's next two movies will seemingly have zero to do with the first one minus the connective tissue of the company mentioned in both movies.

Third will be God Particle, something in space. The fourth is supposedly going to be supernatural esque, based in WW2. Which fits given the company involved with all the events of all the movies is Japanese in origin, so WW2 is a good prequel area.

What movie?

and drinking tea after going HAM at the gym. Feels mighty fine pony.

Not getting tired booboo?

BUT
WHER
MUH
MONSTER
WHY
KILL
JANIS???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

With what?

4 u

fix my desk!

...

But what about the giant monster, is it going to make it into the next movies?

Honestly I don't even get why we need more giant monster movies going. We have the King Kong series now, the Godzilla series.

I bet we'll either get Gamera or a spin off from Godzilla following Rodan or Mothra.

It is silly~

As if I can do anything with my hands. So silly

*pat*

Pacific Rim series also.

cowboys vs dinosaurs

its funny
big scootsy muscly to protect smol precious lili uwu

I'm out of tits pic, but take funny video

;;

desk/chair uncomfy for racing wheel

he protec
he attac
but most important
he rub lilli back

omg id love a back rubbbbbbbb

Yeah that too.

But no we need more of it. Especially with shit acting again like the first movie and shit writing. "Lets go save my dumb bitch ex from a building we don't even know if she's still alive in."

He got everyone he knew and loved in that city aside from one person killed, all so he could go try to get his ex back. Like any 'normal' guy would. They totally wouldn't have just... Y'know left her to her new boyfriend and escaped like the army was helping them do.

I love how I ask my aunt to be a reference and it's super formal and opens with an apology, and describes the situation.

I ask my friend and it's "I had an interview here for this, and need a reference, can you be one?"

wow, that's a shame

buy new chair

those racing seat chairs are expensive

references are odd
most of the jobs ive applied for dont have anything for references

also you gotta post your legs folder

why need reference

^^ Scoot's special move

The city of crompton

It's called "kommynalnaya kvartira", soviet heritage

The shitty city walk.

This is the first job that asked for references.

It's all loose in my pictures.

Today sucks and Im sore, how are your days going?

haha yes

So was your desktop but you bought one anyway

I'm not sure but I think ikt called me the Kremlin

hello mr job ID LIKE TO REQUEST ONE (1) PAYING JOB
I WILL WORK GOOD
ONE JOB PLEASE

also poo
all good and nice legs uwu

my desktop wasnt expensive!!!!

but racing type chairs have had a price hike since youtubers kept sponsoring them

no not u

Weeew

r u sure I'm not a Russian agent?

Hey!

I know who you are!

Hail Sithis

no you're a dutch sleeper cell agent whose trigger code is "broodje kroket"

Never forget the meme war

Most of them were saved from a close circle's 太もも dump.

No, all that does is make me the sex slave of whoever says it

lmao i forgot i had tld open this whole time

wait

...

the who what now

I never forget the meme wars ive fought

erio you're still conscious? i thought you would have been in bed a while ago

I always forget the meme wars ive fought

Close knit circle.
Has channel for dumping thigh pics.
We all have good taste.
Ergo all thigh pics are good pics.

where does that one yellow line think it's going

The title says inside the sweater so there :^)

...

...

o i was just wondering what the japanese translated to is all :p

i think i have like
2 thigh pics
and one doesnt even count

tfw no thighs

What are your knees connected to?

Megumin is a board

Calfs?

From the top though.

Dinner?

butts

woco !

No thanks, it's only 2pm.

im amputated

Hello sweetie.

how are ya !

*2:25PM

Tbh, I could go for lunch.

Tired. They had me at work until 6:30. And we were so busy.

How do you walk?

I rounded :^)

But lunch was over an hour ago.

o wow
that sounds like no fun.

how are you gonna relax now ?

I skipped it.

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Seemingly not by choice? :3

...

How do you ride one without legs?

No relax. House is loud with kiddies running around and parents speaking with friends.

I don't mind the kiddies. but the noise is awful. And I can't look at porn or anything because they keep coming into my room and hanging out here. Which is fine. I just miss my porn.

ah rip.
tell the kids to hop on your pc and make a cool Holla Forums post

i wanna know what they think

i have a butt!

WHERE

IS

MA

SMONSH?

S M O N S H A L E R T

I just didn't think to grab anything while I was out.

Probably because I was being cheap and we have a lot of food here.

Lewd.

Do you do it like this?

You're lewd.

Yeah.

...

Do people assault you with their shoes too?

always

No :(

Thanks

Poor ikt

The mighty SMIONSH

...

Yes :)

right on the big lipp

...

CUMIN ATCHA LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

big time live right now

...

hi sabrina !

Why is that :) worthy?

Throw one back at them!

Hola, bonita!

how are ya ?

...

...

...

Kinda sleepy, but not at all unhappy. :3
How are you, dear?

I see you! You ain't bein' as sneaky as you think.

What are they saying?

*fingerguns*

Insensitive yo

*pat*

But isn't it called for?

They are miring a cute arabian boy bellydancer. It's in the cartoon.

thats good !

im doing GREAT !!
im uh
im finally doing the girl thing

i got the insurance stuff ready and im making calls tomorrow
now hopefully it all works smoothly and i get a job or something too hehe

Lili how old are you again?

19

barely

:(

Well I see you too!

Man, you're still young

Don't do anything that you'll regret when you're older

Like getting a questionable tattoo or like transitioning

Oooh. hawt

Aw, congratulations! ♥
How do you feel? :3

So you admit it!
:P

They are already posting here, the bad life choices have taken control.

Maaaaybe.

But how are you, Sabby B?

feelin pretty great
prettttyyyy goood

PRETTY NICE !!!!!!!!!

I'm just trying to stop this kid from ruining his/her/it's life

it's not hot. it's gay.

Don't be gay, sab.

What up Gamers

I'm happy it's Friday! I'm going out for dinner with friends tonight. Can't wait! How are you?

Prettaaaaay, prettaaaay, prettaaay...prettay good. :3 That's my bad, text-based impersonation of Larry David.
I hope you'll do whatever's most likely to help you live a confident and comfy life. ♥

So, after that shower...

I think my legs might be way more sensitive than they were back in, like, 2013.

...

playin csgoooo

i dont know what larry david sounds like hmmmmmmm
ty sabrina i appreciate it !!

what did you do ??

Nothing. :^)

Again, it's already ruined. See current mistake.

I'm doing okay enough. I hope the dinner is quite fun!

untrue. I am a straight christian male. I want to marry women.

If I ever meet Rin irl I wanna squeeze his smooth plump thigh and hear him squeak and watch him get all flustered

I sure hope that isnt sexual assault though

More like

CS:NO

If I ever meet Wish irl I wanna squeeze his smooth plump thigh and hear him squeak and watch him get all flustered

I sure hope that isnt sexual assault though

WHAT
DID YOU
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like what routine i wanna know i wanna I WANNA i w a n n a aaaaaaaaa

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If I ever meet (You) irl I wanna squeeze his smooth plump thigh and hear him squeak and watch him get all flustered

I sure hope that isnt sexual assault though

Nothing's wrong, I hope. :(

Me too. What's so gay about that?

aw ty

^o^

If I ever met my dick IRL i WOULD PROBABLY JACK IT TWICE AND SPLOOG

Cont Strek

if i ever meet nezi irl i wanna..
oh wait

ew
dont be grose.

Well it's not horrible but what is wrong sucks I guess.

Probably most of the reason why I'm posting here a bit more. lol But don't worry about it!

Already know where you all are going for dinner?

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Was the end to that sentence "Listen to him complain about literally anything in his life because it's easier than actually being a person"?

Iz Joek :^(

NO JOKE !!!!

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I would know so! I am de one makin' de joek!!!!

good
no more joke !!!!!

Depends on the day.

If it's a hair day I just wash my hair, spend the most of my conditioning, and body lotion after wash.

Today I used a scrub body wash gel and pouf to try exfoliating (which is why I realized that I might actually be more sensitive than I used to be) and lotioned after wash.
I brought my razor in case I decided to try at it but I'm going to save that for Sunday.

When I do shave, I usually use a milder wash, lather the shaving cream. Before I'd shave against the grain first go no problem ezpz, but now I'm kind of afraid to, so I'll probably start going with the grain and just leaving it at that.
Lotion after shaving.

Is that a bad thing?

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Why? Whimsy is a wondrous thing :(

you're a big gay so you could make even marrying women gay.

also it wouldn't be assault because i would like it. no homo.

Just use nair and then use baby oil gel after for smooth skin~

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I think having charred skin would be worse than hairy skin

i should exfoliate. get the good skin.
i usually do with the grain and then against the grain when shaving

seems to work the best
only time i didnt is when i was shaving my head
when i did that stuff like
stung on my head
like my headphones
that was bad

hehehehehe
good afternoon neziwezi

NO MORE JOKE ABOUT BAD THINGS**

magic shave powder is superior
nair is like
the worst

Worst how? Just don't leave it on too long and use the sensitive skin one dummy.

Whatever it is, I hope you'll be ok. Hang in there, sweetheart.

We're going to a place called Oasis. It overlooks the lake. :D

♥

Also, yes homo.

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what do i do. i don't want to be a homo.

I've been trying to yes homo Sabby since like 1st grade yo

My legs hated me after my last foray into Nair.

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what's baby oil made from?

I don't think I'll get away with going against. At all.

nair stinks !! THATS WHY

when going against the grain with more hair/longer hair you run a higher risk of cuts/ingrown hairs depending on the person/razor/shaving cream/soap

do what works best and all to get the glowing soft skin tubes :p

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Thanks, Sabby. You're always the best. ♥

That sounds pretty neat! Strangely I instantly thought of that Casa Bonita from South Park. Since it had that river and a waterfall. x3
Do they serve like some specific region of food or just lots of stuff~?

I do not like my creative processes being SHACKLED!

I am Scoot of House Aloo! Breaker of Chains! Baker of Threads! First of my name!!!!

OWO

youtube.com/watch?v=jqhgXAGP4Ho

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Baby oil is just perfumed mineral oil, which is yet another misnomer for it.

idk works for me. Sorry you haven't shared my results ^^

2018 problems

Is this becoming a folder?
I hope this is becoming a folder.

you popped up just in time :^)

bake me a bread. i wanna :3 it

smh
nair ? more like

NO THANKS air

It was a joke, Maddie...

Just loose images.

But it could become a folder if you'd like.

I mean it's going to become a "folder" anyway, but you already know about that.

Ive never baked a IRL bread. But... Wait a second...

I get it. you don't like it. Don't buy it then, sorry I was giving a suggestion, dick.

I know, but I'm not very joke-y lately. Also it's an old and bad joke so.. -10 points

I don't want to sin.

Are you religious?

Yes pls

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new

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Yeah.

new

new

or I was lurking...