New

only 13 dollars?? thanks nezi im gong to send this link to Maxi

Wow you must be super pumper for that!

What?

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Similar, but not as pretty.

why did i think nezi posted that?

sorry there's so many girly guys who like queer stuff here, i get you mixed up sometimes, my apologies Rin

Rin is girl

Nazi

Rin is a terrible abomination.

thanks scoots, now im on the middle ground

What scoots is saying is that I'm transgender.

i am not that girly!!!!!!

I found the doll-joint socks I liked as tights.

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A noxious sickness. The Lord does not approve.

using that many explanation points is pretty girly

exclamation*

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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

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Cheaper doll joints

shes going to love all of these

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Poofy clouds and stars.

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how do you lads cope with being retarded, I'm having trouble

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Help I'm retarded.

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Y-You choo choo choose me?

I'd choo-choo-choose Wish.

To share a coffee with and maybe cuddle platonically.

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Cooties, ick.

Old

Abso-diddly-doodly, Wisheroonie!

why did nobody choose me

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Because you are a filthy brit.

You are unwanted. You have always been and always will be unloved. Give up now.

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thanks

stop bullying me think of my feelings

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Pick me, pick me!!!

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Again, I would spaff all over that venti titts

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pretty much

And now you're Flanders? :3c

Cute.

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actual simpsons quote

post

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Chaos isn't a pit, chaos is a ladder

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Are you the sexy Flanders?

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Care for a ri-diddly-ide on the ol' soup strainer?

♥

Yes please, though I'm not entirely sure what that means.

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post schlong

→

haort

I wanna get drunk and smash someone's face

I'm addicted of being bydlo

It means something very bad and I shouldn't have said it in front of the children.

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You first.

just in tine for valentimes

You have no idea how hard it was for me to finally find that.

i'mma girl though

Hutzpa post face

Just in time to hang myself from the rafters.

That watermelon one is strangely intriguing. I'd happily live in watermelon land.

Instead, go rafting with some hangers. :D

Yeah?

And drown.

Sure, take

Yeah. Watermelon juice rain sounds delicious!

Nuh-uh.

[Autosaving game]

You first.

Oh wow, how indecent :3

Fo shure.

Holy shit are you pewdiepie

You're pretty handsome though ngl

Maybe it's the blue eyes and pale skin

Or maybe it's cause you're not fat

Maybe I'm just a faggot, who knows?

nope. not at all.

I lied, take the real one

it's just a clit though

Earned Trophy - Scooty Duty

I've brought shame on this classy establishment. I apologize.

That's cute!

What a handsome young man

Thanks. I made it myself, you know. Back when.

metal gear

Lied again, this real

Please don't lie to me son

That animu girl you posted with the man spunk in her hair is Hutzpa irl.

Ok

No, it's ur father

Or my

I want to blow my man spunk all over Rin's freshly dyed hair

Or mb it's a girl

Ah, the good old days.

Meduhl geeeeeeeeeeeeer

I don't know, i'm blind

Or not

The good old days.

You know, before women folk and foreigners had a say.

Back when girls and cute brown boys were for nothing but cleaning and kissing.

I miss them days.

Psycho Mantis?

I miss not existing.

When murder in europe were legal?

It was all downhill after the height of Roman debauchery.

Someone posted the other day about how it was acceptable and manly in Roman society to grab a man and shove your penis in his mouth and make him deepthroat you, but it was kind of gay if you were the one being deepthroated.

It was pretty hot.

Rome was GAY .

Rome was similar to the U.S., in that so much of its culture was "borrowed" from other nations, and while sex was used as a marketing tool and means of control, it was also used to shame and subjugate people.

Look at me pretending to be smart!

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There's a glaring redundancy in my last post.

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luv u guys i wanna give u all forehead smooches and a big ol hug

Wanna meet my friend stanley?

smonsh

smonsh !!!!

*pet pet*

♥

Depends. Is Stanley that big, scary-lookin' mace-on-a-chain?

♥♥

ubersmensch

youtube.com/watch?v=_fA_5IcoGJU

hi wocoooooo

hi sabrinaaaaaa

i am the ÜBERMENSCH

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youtube.com/watch?v=kw4bGBDKrPs

Is rude to bully.

i'm pretty ignorant about world history and culture, but iirc the Greek culture I think you mean the Romans emulated was itself a big emulation of Eastern/Egyptian cultures. Like off the top of my head Zeus would sometimes turn into a big white bull in myths, which is clearly a Baal influence. Greek architecture takes after Egyptian in how huge it . the classical greek stance in statues isn't far removed from the Egyptian one. clearly the pottery takes after Egypt. Orpheus was an import of mystery religions from I think India. he's a little like one of their holy men who play music to be close to God.

and as regards sex being marketable, well the oldest profession in the world is prostitution. so. y'know.

/shrug

Dont regurgitate BS history theories again loco.
That is cringey.
You really are an idiot.

you just bullied loco

It isn't bullying if they aren't human.

locos my friend dont bully

*vomits bad memes at everyone*

The Greeks no doubt borrowed plenty of elements too. If I remember correctly though, they celebrated those cultural requirements. The Romans kind of distanced themselves from them. Like, it was ok to have a Greek style house or decorations, or even watch Greek plays, but you weren't to "behave in a Greek way". It was beneath the Roman dignity. I'd compare it to the way white middle class people might listen to gangsta rap and act out what they see in videos, but often consider themselves "above" the people whose experiences went into creating what they're consuming.

i think playing this tingle game is making me even creepier than usual

Loco is no one's friend.

Acquirements

Derp. :(

you may not like it, and you don't have to accept it, but this is what peak male performance looks like

teebeehonest

Got 2 go sleep, goodnight

goodnight potentially yet another new person, i am no longer going to keep track

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Encaptured: Me IRL chatting with my IRL friends on phone

nini bub

nice phone

What is up?

on the way to cracker barrel
boutta do some GRUBBIN !!!!

don't choke on anything and then die
that would be terrible

Have fun.

accidental death would be fine with me i think

like yeah all the people who loved me like scootsy and my parents would miss me but atleast id be chillin in heaven

ty scootsy
i always have trouble finding stuff i like there

thats cute

Pick the tasty thing. Problem solved.

ty bd
i try :p

omg why have i never thought of that

Lili Self Image

Lili Reality

lili looks like a cuck I know

lol I drove a 2001 civic back to my house with no license plate on it

I'm a bad boy :3

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i think that generic catboy trap is pretty lame and not even cute tbh

lili looks like a cuck that I know.

Loco would know about cucks. Being one. Irl.

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i keep seeing cars with no license plate as of late

florida getting outta hand

AGREED shes like
okay

Hopefully I die in my sleep,

Good night

I took a selfie with one of the Devs from VRchat and then took a picture of the picture.

ya'll better stop talking shit about felix

i hope u dont
love ya bub nini
rest well

Probably the same person.

stay fresh ban

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It was Ron Millar

Luka met Woops

i am going to buy myself things to make the pain go away

like what

pmtonline.co.uk/yamaha-fs850-acoustic-in-natural

wow post guitar tunes

A very poor pain management plan in the long run tbh.

Unless you plan to really commit to the guitar and strum your sorrows away.

Buy a gun. Let no villager laugh at you ever again.

I have to work on going trap mode so I can wear eyeliner so I don't burn the hell out of my eyes whenever I go out during the day.

Do you put on the part where your eyelashes are? Or do you put it on the fleshy ledge part? The latter burns but the former is pretty safe. It might not look as intense but at least you aren't getting shit in your eyeball, it doesn't hurt, and it looks fine if you do it right.

I don't know I'm a guy I always avoided gay shit like makeup.

I just have practical tips that are quick, efficient, and painless. I'm just sayin'. Traps usually like my methods.

Thank you for the advice though.

You welcome. c:

extra spicy szechuan ramen!

Magic, are you the Night Man?

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My ancestry goes back to the Arabians and Semites apparently...

As well as European and Polynesian decent.

Go to bed.

I love and condone all that is happening right now!!!

Your challenger approacheth, sir Foxalot! What will you do!

Ask him why do we fight?

finally goodness this took way too long

I don't know what that is and am not going to watch it. Also wrong answer!
DAY MAN WINS THE DAY!

That looks so sketchy

Shit this is so dumb. Even if it's legit. Fuck I'm upset because this is probably making a lot of money.

would the chemicals even absorb orally for the short period they are in your mouth and lungs?

both of you are dumb no one is buying this

also if anyone is buying it they deserve to have that $90 taken from them

Okay... daylight burns my eyes anyway.

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Aren't there like, pills for that already? That are, you know, legit?

Me too, it's ok, the sun is just a system master, nothing can really beat it besides black holes..
Which you supposedly channel! Why did you not harness your power to defeat your enemy!? Sympathy denied!

I am not even vaguely surprised. I am more taken aback that they didn't name it 'x-change' or some kind of derivative.

this is a good one

they shoulda named it that

evening

Yes it is.

x-change threads are gay and boring.

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It would have been better than transformation

Nobody said otherwise.

u ever think what it would be like if u were a girl i think about it sometimes

Ra and Saturn combined exponentially increases the output though. Might as well channel Betelgeuse, which is bigger than this solar system. Anyway Odin is due for his walkies, bye.

hey bard, save any strangers lately?

I was just stating an opinion, I never said it was revolutionary or anything

everyone does.

literally tomoko

no cause i'm a guy lul

everyone should be a girl

or somethin

wait tomoko thinks about being a girl ?

If I were a girl, I would get tons of free shit. Also I would likely shove all sorts of things inside myself. Also, free drinks.

I would also be a weak bitch that had the emotional stability of a teeter-totter and the temperature swings of mercury in relation to my romances.

Roger.

Okay, bye.

all the time

there would be no reproduction then and the human race would die.,

my name is Alex.

So you're sayin' you'd be a pretty average girl?

Why though?

You said Pluto summons black holes! I don't know what you are talking about, cool dog name tho.

Roger, Mandy copies all.

Essentially, yeah.

Am I the only one that thinks that Magic should not own a dog?

isnt tomoko a girl

this is the worst reasoning ever
it gets brought up when "what if everyone was gay" things
and its like
if the human race had to figure out how to reproduce without sex then we'd figure it out

plus
in the gay situation thing
you can have required sperm donation from select males and then give that to the women and they drink it or something

it would be fine

I feel like he would try to fuck it

O-oh uh see you later

Perhaps technologically we could figure it out now, but there is no way we could biologically figure it out anytime soon.

We just didn't evolve to be a single gender species.

That is part of my concern.

do you though?

you really are stupid, there is no reproduction without sperm, the system that uses DNA from two donners is still experimental and super expensive.

damn it bard talk to me!!!

Fuck dude
Just barely

Hi grids how are you today?

Are you sure you're not actually one?

Bye bye.

I am well, how are you bard?

Roger, Alex states opinion that is shared by virtually all then proceeds to talk wildly, Mandy.

Fairly sure. I can life more than 20 lbs and drive without being on my phone.

nah it'd be fine

yeah i really am stupid
look if we couldnt figure it out then the human race would die
oh well

we'd figure it out if we were forced to
the only reason we havent yet is bc of no real reason to figure it out

nah she a girl

Aloha, auf Wiedersehen, bon soir, sayonara, and all those good bye things

I am indeed wild!!!!

our dumb human brains wouldn't be able to do it.

If you are talking about just if everybody turned gay, we would have to implement sperm donations and forced lesbian families while men are just off fucking each other. Not sure that would end well.

If everybody became a girl over night, we would all die.

I concur.

I'm doing okue didnt have to work today lucky enough

beeen watching all of idubbbz content on youtube here recently
my brothers been learning lots of sneaky stuff when we roll so that's pretty cool
we're learning pretty fast

whats new for you?

Being a woman sounds horrible.

I'm sure they don't mind. They never are able to see their own fucking crazy.

Even fake girls are fucking nuts.

bye bard.

your perception is good, what's your level?

just making 3d things on computers, and making 3d things in real life.

oh, also I love idubbz

wait I was just No Linking Spec

Are you working with 3d stuff as a jobbu?

The lack of testosterone must really fuck with cognitive faculties.

We are currently Angels 20, Mandy.

Honestly wouldn't doubt it.

I mean, just look at all these fucking leftist cucks. They all have super low testosterone levels, usually well below the bottom bracket of 'norm.'

Just go the route of everyone here: pretend to be by doing nothing else different other than correcting people anytime they call you a he.

I fucking hate you all.

no, is school, I get to make a custom duploblock.

Axis or Allies?

i'm sorry I'm a dirty weeb

go fuck self not soto!

wtf is a dupoblock?

I've seen a transition consistent with this claim, but I pretend like we just have our differences all of a sudden because reasons.

i wish i became a girl overnight smh

You'll burn in hell for your sins.

Shit, I forgot about that, meant it for foxguy but he left and also somewhat irrelevant lol this is awkward.

I don't think anyone here is really balanced either way.

How dare you misgender me.

Shut up, Kroni.

those giant toddler leggo.
but I think I'll model a companion cube on my own.

Hate you back, chink.

If you are asking my country of origin, that would be United States of 'Murica, Mandy.

That isn't normal.

Fair enough, though I would wager there are a few of us that have levels in the normal range.

I mean the video not the text. reee

no, you said angels 20, I was asking axis or allies to that?

I thought you were an Apache attack helicopter?

when you make that I'd love to see the cute companion cubee

A few. Though lately normal is pretty wide in terms of subjectivity.

I'm a dog.

it's gonna be cute, do companion cubes ever not cute?

Correct, we are currently Angels 20, - 20 000 ft, Mandy.

Well not really. There is a medical range for testosterone levels. It is something like 400 or so at the lower bracket.

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risk click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for four years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.
CTRL+F 'about tree fiddy' was not disappointed.
Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. woosh.
Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold.

oh, understood.

Oh I was more talking about personality.

I think even Kroni was better than this at "spamming" and all he did was shit himself in public.

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well duh

welcome to efukt.

Did not even consider reading, advise reconsidering your decision to breathe.

What did you think Angels meant? I am now curious.

Yeah, I am not sure about personalities. I have always been wanting to die yet determined not to off myself. So I trudge along and try my best to keep things going.

I advise reconsidering taking a lead sleeping pill.

wait what

Same honestly.

I'm just being an asshole. Disregard.

Though I can tell, with a slight increase to my testosterone levels I get super fucking horny.

Really now?

I thought you were referring to the model company by the same name.
they make model planes.

Don't you get any ideas.

Ahh, copy. In that case my preferred World War 2 era air force would be Deutschland followed closely by United States. I may be biased, however.

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I'm watching you....

oh, cool, you'de like Ostsan if he ever comes back here.

I like it when you watch.

and japan

Perhaps. I like anybody I can talk to about World War 2 without being called a nazi.

....Down boy.

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I really need to get to bed though.

The battle of Britain was a strategic mistake.

nini

The new Eddie Bravo Invitational Qualifiers dropped if anyone wants to see some fantastic free grappling tournaments

oh, I have tons of uniforms from after ww2, but none prior sadly, I do have a russian gas mask from that era though.

military uniforms are cute

my collection is pretty large, it fills a whole 4 shalf rack thats like 3ftx5ft. and like 6 ft tall.

u wanna play dress up sometime?

Night night military history friend.

that doesn't include my parkas.

Evening, thread

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I am indeed the evening thread.

With my magically blue guns

I donno, I think you might be the night thread.

ebening catto san

but you called me the evening thread.

How is Bardo?

No, I was talking to Bard

sweepy uuuuuuu

but you linked me.

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no, is real news!!!

It aint even laaate!

What Bard said!

but you linked me!!!

Impossible!
You are just seeing things!

if you say so.

I do say so!
Because you obviously want your post-apocalyptic armored car to have almost 0 ground clearance!

I'm sorry you just don't know how to drive the lowlife.

hihi^^

I need cuddles!

HI MADDIE

Only on well-maintained roads

I offroaded my MR2 when I had just 1 inch of ground clearance

Me too :(

sup

whay is thread dead?

ppl have lives diggy

New.