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Anyone want to do something?
i wanna pee
your face is bleh
i want a jdm
tfw youll ever sit passenger while ikt whips around in a ricer
I wanna die
I don't sleep around anymore.
You wouldn't sleep with me anyway.
Too much fish and not enough dog
Exhausted, only slept a few minutes.
Going to try to sleep more soon?
I'm good, been up all night so I'll probably get sleepy any minute now
I'll sleep later, I have stuff to do soon.
Selling dildos door-to-door?
ayo gimme that ahegao menu
No, I quit the dildo job. I just have to do some errands that for some reason have to be done at this ungodly hour in the morning.
I don't have that particular image
I know you quit the dildo job, which is why you could have been selling them door-to-door now
And okay, hopefully it won't take too long then, so you can sleep ^^
citrus is like the worst yuri manga
|Rolled 5 (1d6)|
1. PS, LTT, NY
2. LTT, NY, PS
3. NY, PS, LTT
4. NY, LTT, PS
5. LTT, PS, NY
6. PS, NY, LTT
what it has in like good art & cute girls it lacks in like good character development or like reasons to give a shit.
I commend it for making the progress that it has, but it's just kinda bleh.
Given, I haven't read it since it first was starting out so maybe it just needed time to brew into something awesome, I'll probably read & watch the amine
spend the first hour and a half of work napping at my desk
I love having my own office
I'm on chapter 19 and it's getting really good imo
What would you say are good yuri mangas/animes
I never really cared about the genre until recently
Yuru Yuri is best yuri
ah my absolute throat
Is it really even yuri
Like, really mild yuri I guess
I don't remember it super well, I know there was one kiss rape
Tamen de gushi, aoi hana, gunjou (It's really ugly but really good)
Yuri kuma arashi (SHUT UP SQUID)
aaa I don't know any more.
imma kiss rape erio
ur waifu is only good for being a tomato
Thanks, I'll prob check out one or more of those once I get through all of the released Citrus chapters
Yuri kiss rapes are pretty good
Seems like you've been in heat recently
Oh I linked that twice
She is the BEST tomato.
yiss. yiss they are.
Also yes. I need help.
OH I meant to ask you if you wanted to go to the Pittsburgh show of Slayer's farewell tour with me^^
me too mate
Yeah but tomatoes aren't that great imo
I never really got into Slayer much but maybe I should try more of their stuff
I should just start continually taking hits until I pass out
tfw Elma's all the way across the country
I have no mouth and I must succ
It's not just them.. Anthrax, Behemoth, and I think a couple of others.
that's a good idea, just go until you fucking zonk in your chair, put on a colorful youtube video before bed or something
I did that last night and spilled water everywhere
hopefully it wasn't disgusting ass bong water
Nah, my glass of water for bedtime^^
i used to keep a glass of water by me but then i stopped because i started having to pee too much at night
I never once have needed to get up and pee in my life.
Like from sleeping
i have to pee a lot
depends on how much i drink, but then it only happens if i end up sleeping for like 8 or 10 hours, not for like 6 hour sleeps
Maybe you should get your prostate checked ;3
you just want an excuse to be gay, tell that to this guy
shit you're the only one here who probably smokes more pot than me and erio you should be clear of all sorts of cancers
I don't need an excuse to be gay though. Been there done that; the damage is has been done.
I'm always high. yes. I'd rather be high than anxious and sad lol
proud sober baby reporting in
u should hang out with nezi
Drugs r bad!
I hear diazepam is pretty nice though.
clonazepam is better
STRONG AS FUCK!!!!!!
I, to, can post without a link.
Post gym good feels here. Where my coke at?
i have hung out with nezi
we've hung out thrice i think
it goes good
i might be getting some boba later today im pretty excited
have the house to myself
hi nezi !!
how are you lili?
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice, boba? FETT? :O
how am i
a little hungry to be honest
but i ate like
oh its 1
how is it 1 aaaaaaaaa
i guess i should make some food.
no not boba fett u ding dong
That looks icky!
lol you and your boba
get some real food~
i l o v e bobbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
boba so good !!
i am gonna get some real food grrr
boba is later tonight
i think im gonna makkkeee
how are you sinni?
mmm chicken tasty :3
Good! hanging with boy, feel kinda AAA but when do I not?
chicken a best
how does it so good
t a s t y
I need baba!
What is baba?
ALA was fun
b o b a stinky
NOT WHAT I MEANT
S M ON SH
Why does Lili complain when I bully him but like it when Scoots does?
Because I am cute and you are not.
This is the S M O N S H
Get up and slam and welcome to Japan
I really wish Rin would bully me
scootsy doesnt bully me !
also you and echo are extra mean to me
scootsy is less mean
alexandra is cute
you are too
dont be mean to my friends
also i dont like it !!
i dont like anyone teasing me its annoying
Ssssh is squish tiem
dont shush me.
It isn't nice when people tell you what to do.
are there 4 seasons or 3 seasons of fate/lolis?
there are two seasons named 2 and idk if i have to watch both or not
theres different flavors of bullying
I would like strawberry, please!
I'll be your strawberry <3
that video is currently freaking me the fuck out
what other than strawberry do you have
Strawberry is objectively the best flavor of everything.
Howdy howdy howdy!
hows your day ?
what are you on about ?
raspberry. blueberry. bacon.
turkey bacon ?
actually wait i dont even want to be bullied
but ty for the offer
It was extraordinarily busy this morning, but thankfully it has slowed down significantly and I can bother you fine folks.
I like gettin' warm strawberry syrup on my pacakes and dippin' my bacon in it. :D
I wasn't offering lmao :p
nuu don't! my stomach is already eating itself :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((9
The marching kitties always make me feel better.
im glad that youre less busy now !
welcome to fun town
shhhhh pretend like you were
i need to learn the rest of the recorder bit of this
i know the first lil thing
Is that a selfie?
Gimme hot chonc
i want to make bacon but i dont feel like eating eggs again already
this is truly a troubling time for me
Just make a blt lol
Well thank you! There's a certain tough guy who hangs out here...he shall remain unnamed...but when I'm sick or feeling down, he always sends me the kitties and they make me feel better. Did you learn to play it by ear? That's pretty cool.
Mhm. I'm a cute little piggy in real life. You know this!
only hab hot rammin
nice kits !! i love seeing pics and vids and REAL LIFE kits playing
i went to a cat cafe about 2 months ago and that was super fun !!
and yeah by ear
i should sit down and learn the rest by not ear and by someone else telling my how to play on the internet :p
ill give u a nibble if you promise to be nice >:c
and and AND not juust to me but to others !!
tfw i've been playing minecraft all day
make some garlic bread
Unfair. Unjustified. A powerplay to deny me my rights. Disgusting. Unfair.
I type by jumpin' around on the keyboard 'cause I'm a tiny tea cup piggy. Oink.
Do you have any kitties of your own? I have two - a little calico girl and a fuzzy, grouchy old man who seems to have some Main Coon in him.
i don't have any
you dont need to have ramen that much you dingus
i have no kitties :c
we have two dogs
a short stocky husky
and a tall energetic catahoula
the husky is a big lazy whereas the catahoula is constantly jumping, running, licking your face etc
two big cuties
WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oink oink oink
So many Desert Bus scares, my heart can't take much more of this.
that was hawtu
Nezi, you could always make ghetto garlic bread, I'm sure you have the stuff.
put butter in pull
pour garlic powder on butter and push it up
spread it on bread and broil it in the over on low
never phoneposting ever again
No. I am being bullied. I cant believe you ARE bullying me ;~;
sprinkle garlic powder
this manga is so awful it keeps making me laugh
They sound cute! I wanna hug that husky. They're so huggable.
being afraid of sexuality
im not bullying you !
they have giant fure
big ol fur
fluffy love balls !!
im gonna fight you >.>
when lili threatens to manhandle you
i didnt say that i said fight !! im gonna PUNCH YOUR TEETH OUT you buulllyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You are, this is rude. Thios is mean :'(
oh please you couldn't hurt a fly~
n-not that i could either >.<
Why he no go down!?
youre just trying to make me feel guilty
im tuff !! i'll show you
i could knock you out in one swing buddy !!!!!
If you didnt want to feel guilty, you shouldnt have bullied.
bUT IM NOT BULLYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You are. Now I am doing a sad.
someone buy me a pizza
Are you sorry?
Stop being a scrub.
I have plenty of money lol
Well then. AS we can all see. You can buy your own Pizza.
im all outta piza
what kinda piza do you like
what if dark souls wasnt poo
someone buy me a piza
1:17 is my favorite. I love structures that incorporate or accommodate trees and other natural landmarks!
I can, but I want someone else to buy it lol
idk I'm prolly gonna get peperoni mushroom or something classic
gimme a smonsh
im partial to white pizzas or pizzas with mostly veggies and like
Then you are a terrible person. Shame on you.
I suppose this means we are even and I can continue being me.
boba should be here soon
no one out pizza's the hut!
I should get de hot choccy and put on a movie
what would you watch ?
who doesnt want to be bought stuff? :|
BUY YOUR OWN STUFF YOU HOER
I dunno, imma see what is on netflox
but like, that's digging into my money
thats near you ?? aaaaaaa
Makes me think of Menegroth! ♥
we can go looking for the well where orson welle's ashes are kept
looks great to jump from!
Decided on either Force Awakens or gHIBLI
not star wars
You don't get to decide that though.
no buy ME a pizza!
the francoists seemed to think so
watch da ghibli
i'd say no u but you already did
Is it weird that my favorite Murakami novel has instilled in me a desire to someday sit at the bottom of a deep, dry well for a whole day?
Dootie, which Ghibli?
Ah! Those are really cool! Melkor and Manwë especially! ♥
coffee is a blessed miracle worker
dude weed lmao
The Tale of Princess Kaguya.
No. Also I'm past that part. I'm at the part now where he has the goggles put on him and a lady comes to kiss and lick his birthmark.
Also, we used to sometimes climb into the caves in Spain. Natural ones or ones for the irrigation system that were damp and full of spider eggs and other horrible stuff.
Oooh. I ain't seen that one. :(
There'll be more well scenes. :3
What do you think of Cinnamon and Nutmeg? I think they're beautiful characters. I also adore the horrific beauty of Lieutenant Mamiya's story.
I would love to explore some caves! Spider eggs don't bother me as long as they're not giant spiders!
hm. I'll see you guys around.
i havent seeeen that oooone
enjoy your hot choccy(?) and the film !!
I hope everyone's had a day.
Do you guys like the stars or the sea more, aesthetically?
yup ive had a day
tfw youre planning to see a third show later in february and then you see the dreaded curse of death
The stars reflected on the sea.
Get a clipboard, a walkie-talkie, and a shirt that says "STAFF". Walk around looking as if you're stressed out and in a hurry, then just walk through the gate.
Cinnamon and Nutmeg aren't in the story yet so idk.
And yeah. It's good. The whole book is pretty comfy in spite of being about horrible trauma.
Or, because it's about horrible trauama I guess. I think it's just narratives that are echoes of the main guy's trauma of losing his wife. And so the point is that if Mamiya or whoever else can go through something so terrible and turn out OK, or even gain from it, so can the main guy, and we as a reader. And that's a comfy point for your book to have.
first of all
this more than likely wouldnt work anywhere
second of all
the venue is a hole in the wall dive bar that holds maybe 40 people
That's like *my* aesthetic dude, like 20,000 stars under the sea kinda shit.
It's really awesome
lately its been pretty similar for me, as well as yourself
Ooh, wait. Maybe they haven't worked out the code names yet. But you're close if Toru is providing his "service". And comfy is a good word. It's essentially a detective novel with very high stakes, but it moves along at a leisurely, almost Zen pace. Things unfold naturally, and Toru rides the wave to where he needs to be. I love that aspect of it, along with the surrealism.
Yeah, sorry. Just thought I'd propose a plan, even if it was ridiculous.
Tolkien's elves love the stars and the sea. All their beautiful, sad old songs are about both, as if they're inseparable halves of a whole.
that's romantic as fuck yo.
gotta read more than just the hobbit one day
Makes me feel better about having spent a year as a birthmarked neet moving at my own pace and being a male prostitute, anyway. Good to know I'm not the only one.
it stinks too bc jpegmafia goes in
sneak me into will's pub
will not work
They were born by a calm sea in the days before there was a sun or moon, so the stars reflected on the water was imprinted on their minds forever. It's a pretty story. :3
Aw, see! You can relate! :
i wanna see jpegmafia aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Homer's sounds beer
offer them a bribe
use your feminine wiles
You can kiss and lick my birthmark too if you buy me a fancy banjo. Normally I would charge more than that.
sounds like actually really gorgeous.
the last book I read where I was like 'wow that's beautiful' is my dad used to collect like old fantasy novels and a character that had gone blind saw a beach for the first time, and him explaining like this beautiful white beach dotted with pastel shells against the dark black rocks was like.
books are rad.
if my brother still lived here he could get me in grrrr
he went to a show every weekend and will's hosted a lot of them
okay so like i wanna be 17 forever but only in the physical sense
i wanna teleport to being 21 so i can go to literally any show i want to
i remember having my brother take me to 18+ shows but he'd convince them to let me in when i was like 14/15
Books are totally tubular!
Also, that's an adorable planner. It makes me wish I still had my squishy Sailor Moon binder from 8th grade. That thing was a-freakin'-dorable.
that's good you get along well
my brother is a lot different than me
they're deliriously biznasty
All of my planners were like generic & had book covers and stuff.
:) I got to carry around like tarot cards and stuff tho.
i have two brothers
one knows i'm gay and has me on snapchat where i post pics of myself dressed up as a girl
the other annoys me and doesnt know anything about me
incest is cute
that's cute :3
ur cool :)
okay first of all
second of all
he's not even gay
you can make him gay
I wasn't gay either before I met you.
I wish i can see this
youre a girl ?
1 liter of beer
I hate myself
this is the most jewey fucking thing
Time traveling to steal it now. Wish me luck!
Were you the spooky girl in class? We probably would have been friends. :D
Ok. What does that mean?
That guy seems so proud of his big banjo. Maybe don't steal it. Maybe just. Idk. Give me five grand instead.
I don't think so? I was kinda friends with everyone & no one at the same time.
you could get 30 million for that cat picture
Why would your briother add you on sc when you post yourself being super gay and crossdressing?
Either he wants that bloodrelated boipussy or he's trying to trap himself lmao
not sure if butthole or bellybutton
Soto buy me a pizza pls
he added me from phone number add on snapchat
also i rarely post myself bein gay
only on occasion
he added me on sc bc he's my brother and not a pansy
I pretty much blew all my money at this con lol
Mb his brother is very friendly
Did you get any boipucci this time?
Nah, no boipussy this time around just regular pussy lol
Slept with some chick who I was rooming with on like day 3 while we were rolling
Nothing too crazy lmao
lol i had sex
loll i'm not a virgin haha
elma asked soto
he didn't just come in bragging about it
My internet friend just told me, what his weight is 43 kilos, 43 KARL
okay i know but
how does one man have 70% of his posts containing lmao or lol more than once and also some sort of sex related story
What you up to, elms?
Hey Elma I'm gonna be home in like 15 minutes. Wanna play some Vidya?
Being a trap isn't gay but liking them is.
Being a trap isn't gay
No it is
You must be pretty gay
Yes i am, sweety :*
Who you know got stacks on deck
Lemme see you bend it over while I’m throwing all these checks
We are all a little guy, bud.
You're wrong though
tfw hot Roman daddy to make you a dirty faggot slut
I'm not reading all of this for any trap.
tfw i know what i'm doing the 24th of february
holy cow all four of these back to back
shape of water
How far away are you from TIME nightclub anyways?
I don't get any single word u saying
I was telling you to bend over and let me throw money at your ass
I need a pizza and a good dicking.
The pizza's delivered. Now I'm sad. lmao
You should have offered to pay for the pizza with a blow job....
i was in that area one night when visiting cali to play tekken at wednesday night fights
Working of the prepayment, ur money first
nah that kid's slow. i remember him from highschool
Lets hangout that night or whatever
I got Molly
I have so much weed right now I don't think I need anything else.
I don't bully.
hi echo kun
echo makes a guest appearance from nowhere
Anyone who doesn't bully needs to bully more
please no bullying
atleast towards me
you can bully anyone else that wants it but i dont
grean bean isn't subtle about wanting to be bullied
Smoke me out pls
I find that hard to believe
im not joking
idk if it reads like im just playfully saying i dont want to be bullied/teased/picked on
but like i really dont want to be
But dick is dick.
How many dabs can you take ?
Are you going whaling in that picture ?
I didn't know you were Japanese
U have something 2 fun with?
I can take up to 2
If I take a third one I will most likely fall asleep so I try not to overdo it
What kind of rig do you have?
Are you going whaling in that picture ?
It's just some weebs I know from the cons
They're cool and I got drunk with them, too bad they're pretty big lol
tbh I'd still smash a couple of them
I didn't know you were Japanese
Oh shit, I didnt eaither
01:48, I'm drunk, not nice
it's 1850 dude.
U K R A I N E
I have, anime, beer, energy drink, i must don't sleep per all night
oh, what's your genealogy?
It's nice to know that even if I am sick I still have to work because there is nobody else who works night shift that can do my job...
what was it you do again?
I'm the night cook at a gas station.
oh, no one else can cook?
The manager who works days, my trainer who works my shift with me, and the weekend person.
hire more people.
I'm a cook. I can't do that.
get good scrub.
I have dollchan, webm is not work
If u about that 1\4 polish, 1\4 armenian, 2\4 ukrainian
you forgot to condense your fractions. armenian you say
I got some polish and mostly german in me.
friends I'm the kind of tired where I wanna sleep forever.
but I can't, what do I do?
sleep for a little bit duh.
Eat a lead sleeping pill.
nah like it's not like i can't fall asleep but I got stuff to do so I can't sleep
oh, I thought the issue was you wanted to sleep forever.
Look at ma horse, ma horse is amazing, give it a lick....
nah I always want to bury myself but like today is' more AAA
it tastes just like raisins!!!!!!
oh, well than stay awake and do the things you need to do.
ONLY HALF OF BOTTLE IS GONE, FUCK
don't be a bitch, stay up and drink with me comrade!!!
The fuck is a dollchan
Jesus, I am not depressed.
you just like being cucked by all that porn, because you cant get a girl.
Actually I've never had that problem since I was a pansy in high school. I just don't want a lot of the bitches. Hell, I don't really want the one I got right now.
But you using comrade is just....well, cringe worthy.
i think we need a new thread and im too busy eating shepards pie to make it
uno momento por favor
What an unflattering combination.
Kein Problem. Danke.