Anime is dead

I'm FBI agent, Trump sends me here 2 catch pedo

fuck I didn't mean to out your secret identity

carry on

2 late, prepare uranus 4 prison

Between you and me
kids just don't get my rocks off

Say it to a meat hammer

m-meat hammer

...

night

Night

morning

...

ohayou

I'm home. You can all rejoice.

Got it.

Now I know why I don't play it.

*pets*

Why good morning, Magic.

Good morning, Squash

What has you up at this awful hour?

Hewwo friends, I am also home

THE THOT HAS ARRIVED

Reading about a bunch of wizards ranting about the corruption of esoteric truths. Bard's ability to spew energy at me is impressive so I'm enjoying that little gift he gave me.

How are you doing?

I found out my bank overdrafted me and I'm 200 in the hole now.

That and I'm getting sick.

hewwo friends I'm leaving because I've been BETRAYED

also kyle you should join the next dnd session

Good

I will try, but my sleep is so fucked and I really can't make promises.
I am considering a second job by the way.

Literally every time you've had more than one job it's not worked out at all. So don't do that.

Also I'd just be careful with how open-minded the dm is :x I wanna meet your character eventually

That sucks :(
I'm broke with $5 left for buying water.

You know I have an irrational desire to heal sick people.

My character is lame.

Just be careful, ok?

we don't know that because we haven't met it >:))

It would be awesome if I really did become immune to all diseases.

I feel ya. I might have to call into work if I get sicker.

you're gonna die at 30 if you keep working yourself to death

ML > DP?
ML > CH?

idk help

how do i brain?

I made a comfy home in DP in the lighthouse but the closest working bench is in the whaling factory but moving to ML would mean leaving behind the stuff I hoarded in DP ;_;

Then again I left the quonset garage without trouble idk if i brought my rifle tho

wat

Murricans are sleep?

oh well at least the visibility is better for a short while :^)

fuck there was a wolf in that cave ;_:

nah fam I'm WOKE

No

Nezi, wake me up inside.

I'm left handed so I can only draw symbols on my right hand XD

...

*hugs back*

My room mate wants me to play Fortnight with him cuase he found out its free.

i cant watch citrus
help
can i just skip this

Not into anime or vidya sorry.

w-woah that's lewd .////.

...

ohayou

Play it!!!

So my bank over drafted me by 200 bucks.

what the fuck for?

Insurance tried to take out, then Youtube Red, and my phone.
So 25 each. Now I'm 200 in the hole. But only 100 is debt. The rest I'd have paid anyway.

jfc. I NEVER link autopay to any of my debit accounts for this very reason. Hope you get it sorted out.

Call them and see if you can get a one-time forgiveness for it. They should be able to waive it easily if its the first time this has happened

Good morning!

How is everyone today?

feels like the start of a new saga

feelin good

wbu

You should play with me and Elma sometime! It's really fun once you get the hang of it.

Tired as hell but overall pretty good

yeet

how'd your date go the other day

I did. I'll get it figured out.

I don't even like Elma so I'll have to pass.

good morning!

good morning!

took my meloxicam and pain be gone!

wait you have rh?

be nice

/pet

normally you say RA not rh

but I have arthritis yes

That was pretty civil.

And give more pets.

It was pretty obviously a catfish from the start so they stopped messaging me after I asked for a timestamp.

You talking shit about my waifu?

Good!

sorry mixed up with rh- blood rofl

thats ass, how bad is the pain from 1-10? 10 youre about to literally die 1 being a poke, do you feel it 24/7?

good thing it stopped before you wasted your time any further

I disagree
Elma's here
if you want to be civil in this situation you would politely decline without mentioning why as to avoid creating a scene

If I was talking shit I would say something mean.
I don't see anything mean about just saying I don't like a person and leaving it at that.

Elma is a big girl. I'm sure she can handle it.

HAI FISHYYYYYYYYYYY

well
now that I think of it I would probably behave the same way if it was you instead of me and goggles instead of elma

but I would talk shit LOL

GOGGLES IS JUST A LITTLE GIRL
WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL TO THEM?

Grim, don't make an issue if there isn't one. I offered to play knowing he doesn't like me and he said no. That's that lol

sori

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

good song =)

any plans for this monday? doing well?

not 24/7

idk it hurts when I'm doing things typically

occasionally get a stab of pain in fingers or something but

without the meloxicam it's a 6 walking around and using my hands to do things

occasional 7 or 8 if I bump my foot or do something like grab a heavy bag of groceries and have a ton of pain like a muscle spasm

right wrist hurting right now while typing
feet and toes hurting going up/down stairs a moment ago

it's not toooooo bad
just keeps me from doing things and I'm kinda used to being in pain at this point
just normal to hurt i don't really think about it anymore, just keep doing whatever I'm doing

Peremoga

would you say you are acclimated to the pain and thus makes it a bit more deadened?

Whatcha up to?

I don't particularly like Fish either.
Stinky poo child.

prepping brunch then off 2work

I have my own big toblerone

nice nice.

I think I was gonna figure out my tax stuff for this year.

Give unto me your big toblerone.

Good morning! I played some solo games and got a few kills yesterday. Still way more fun doing duos with you.

I still need to do my return

I think my w-2 is online bleh

only4girls sodi

not really, it's still just as bad

but i don't linger on it anymore

i used to stop and rub my fingers or whatever and kinda sigh internally

now i'm like "bitch u thot" and keep going

Also Dil sent me this.
Is this not the best thing ever?
He said it was me and him.

Traps aren't gay.

I see
thank you for letting me understand and learn a little about what you go through

its cute but alarming
he scares me sometimes

He's been through a lot.

awwe yiss. duos is actually the hardest gamemode imo.

I got a triple kill in from within the storm this morning it was sick. I should really start recording games again.

That's what I mean. I gotta get 2 w2's from email and then see if I can file. Last year I got my return in like 9 days so I wanna get r dun :p

Yeah. That's why I'm extra patient with him. He has a good heart

I use google keep for my life planning it's pretty lit and also free
syncs to moblie what more can u ask for

g2g now tata

Also I found out a big part of why I'm always tired and getting massive headaches is because I'm anemic. So I'm on supplements now.

That just means they're gonna upload your life's schedule to the govt

Same thing I do every day, work and Vidya games. Bored as shit at work and want a smoke but I have to wait an hour to go pick up a pack.

I got a good laugh out of it though so I'm not even upset. I bet Yan a pizza that I'd get a timestamp when I was 99% sure I wouldn't get one anyways.

What if I'm a gay trap?

The first 2 games I died within 10 seconds of landing, it was pretty pathetic

Wanna play tonight?

You're an exception you're always gay

smoking bad for u

hi everynyan

good afternoon ! :3

Definitely.

I might have some peeps for squad tonight too ;3

heyu

how are uuuu today

m'lady

I'm good. Up to much?

hi nezi ! question: shouldni get nuggies or tendies ?
hmmmm

up to much ? right now i just got up :p
i got up like
3 hours ago but i fell back asleep ugh
but im up and moving now !

ooh. sleepyhead^^

also for whatever reason i woke up super sweaty ?
like
ultimate sweat
my fan was on high too it was weird

XD

hawtu ;3

tendies with your good boy points

...

Come to Arizona

not hot !! nasty grose sweat ew

with my what points ?!

I'm really thinking of it. Pretty sick of New England for a while. Plus I hate shoveling snow.

aw
hope u feel better soon
watch some film and eat soup
drink gatorade

I don't like gatorade desu
unless I had another drink that ended in -ade

-hugs-

get better soon!

GBP ( Good boy points)

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this one might be my favorite

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do you have the one where user actually gets a wife and kids and all that until he saves up a ton of GBP and then shits on the dinner table or something

whoops forgot to turn my trip back on
afternoon lads

not even lemon lime gatorADE ?

oh gbp got it
i got tendies hehe
well i ordered them theyll be ready soon

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yay got all my w2s, bitches.

hopefully nukes don't fly before I get my refund

I don't know I've never seen it
I have only ever tried one flavour and that was a long time ago, I think it was a blue coloured bottle

naisu naisu

blue Gatorade stinks aaaa

what does gatorade taste of anyway desu
I've got my irn bru anyway so I'll manage for now it's not like I'm coughing up blood

❤️❤️❤️

subtle *pat*

What about my raviolois tho

monster hunter world PC release when

what is subtle

not u lmao

Good q

i shouldnt have subscribed to so many channels

insane concept

using your phone for trackpad

youtu.be/PnvvHAf2H-0?t=45s

Raviolis are uh... Contraband... I'm gonna have to uh... Confiscate that...

[eyebrow wiggles]

then why did you reply to me baka

i thought u were !!!

it tastes like
weird
but okay

in fall

thats odd
i use my phone for wireless mouse/kb if friends are over and we're watching a movie/browsing internet or if im just laying in bed and wanna sit on my pc

...

clearly they think they are light enough to get away with this without it being a bad idea

okay i didnt mean
PHYSICALLY sitting on it
i just meant like
chillin
browsin the WEBS

i want to be there to hear the crunching sounds

...

what game should I buy

preferably some sort of shooter game

bloodborne

I see carry on

lol remember when I had bloodborne on ps4?

I do. I returned my tv and console lol

dusk or high hell or devil daggers or brutal doom but brutal doom doesnt require buying
or quake series

play quake 2
it's free

very confusing game if you dont have the time for it, lots of fun but damn does it require a lot of dedication the first time through, like i don't have time for you, my girlfriend, and my job goddamn fromsoft

idk maybe i'll just get diablo 3 again

i was playing diablo 3 last night with a friend and we turned the difficulty up, he was a demon hunter and i was a monk and we fought that sorcerer bitch, dude died so many times his armor broke XD

diablo 3 is like
okay
play grim dawn

High Hell looks like everything I've wanted in a game

doom

Seconding this

:^) noobs

I miss my 666 wizard :(

does anybody play the long dark im having a hard time

oh LUL

noob*

i didnt die a single time in the fight

I sure hope you lot are talking about doom (1993)

you're just setting yourself up with that question

high hell is a lotta fun !! lemme know what you think of it if you play it

doom 2016 is overrated

STRONGER! FASTER! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nobody is swag enough to have a floppy drive and dos

wat

It's installing now. Looks fantastic.

ever heard of a sourceport lad

AA SCOOOOOTSYYYY

aa yaa !!

come on, the long dark

having a hard time

could use some help

p sure you can even play it on flash game websites

...

Aaaaaaaaaaaay What up Lyanna?

speak for yourself

just got done eatin tendies
gonna probably GAME NOW
up with you ?

...

...

Advice me a movie pls

Got home from the place of iron, and now is time to relax, tired but STRONG!!!

keep dp or go to pv

shutter island

kimi no na wa

koe no katachi

busty bodacious babes 5

all are beautiful masterpieces

first of all why did my name delete itself rooo

you can but it's not the optimal experience desu

I don't know what you're trying to say here, if you think old = bad then I'm afraid you and I may have a falling out

Not anime, tired of it

first of all
you should make a letterboxd account :^)
2nd of all
what type of movie are you looking for

BIG STRON COMIN THRUUUUUU

no but im noting that its not difficult to play doom 1993 without a floppy disk and dos

ur old

Can I get aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Big Strong and a diet coke please?

all outta diet coke
would u like some cofe instead

fuck my right wrist hurts

you should specify a genre senpai

I agree

I'm actually probably younger than most people here

s a m e

Just like "kinopoisk" same shit

Hmm, nothing specifik, let's go one of ur favorites

1993 but source released 1997?????

i think i have rsi

I had to slow my dpi down so much lol.

Dr. Strangelove and Hamburger Hill are some of my favourites but I probably sound like a pretentious pseudo-intellectual twat saying that

I still don't see what you're trying to prove here

I guess! gibe the double coff

i have an iq of 16899

You are lying and still have yet to elaborate on your position
Just what are you trying to prove???

nah this site looks like garbage
letterboxd doesnt stink

good time
a ghost story
guy and madeline on a park bench
seven psychopaths
clerks

yeah most fps games i have it at like
800 dpi max and im moving my mouse all over

here u go mr scootsy one dubble cofe

...

maybe not but
maybe one day served covfeevfffeef by liliana maid in home hehe

why are you so angry
help

ok I understand every time my internet cuts out it resets my name
this is going to ultimately infuriate me I can sense it

GOOOOOOKKKSSSSSSS

Send me this list in disc, would watch it next

would... watch it next ? huh ? but yeah i'll send

The dream! One day

awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

how was the concert?

one day
awoooo

concert was nice
you didnt read what i posted last night ? i guess you were asleep
lemme go copy paste what i typed bc i dont wanna retell it

Yiss! #Thank!

okay i found the post here comes the copy paste

im bruised up a bit but thats per usual

at one point when crowdsurfing i got THROWN and was like omg no ones gonna catch me im dead but luckily i was caught

there was one guy super drunk as soon as he walked in and right before the 2nd band started he just

vomitted
right onto the floor which btw was slanted

whats worse is that the vocalist started the 2nd song not seeing said vomit bc at this point its relatively moved around bc of people walking
he calls for a circle pit

then comes a bad circle pit that reeks of vomit and anyone who knew about the vomit would not go into bc people kept slipping on the vomit and beer and i was like omg poor souls aaaaa icky

but luckily someone cleaned it all up and all was good

That sounds nasty!!!
Wowsers trousers!
Lucky you didnt slip and die on the vomit
imagine the obituary

!! BREAKING NEWS !!

Cutest Girl on Earth reportedly found dead in middle of vomit juice
eyewitnesses say she was in the circle pit when she slipped onto the vomit and instantly died when she got a big whiff of that vomit juice
doctors say she only died because she was too embarrassed of the fact that she was laying in vomit juice
this is the third vomit related tragedy of the new year. please watch out for vomit.

HEY THIS IS KIM KARDASHION AND WELCOME TO THE VOMIT GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone needs to attack the vomit with the biggest stick they have to slay it.

I have back pains pls help

vomit girls sounds like a sick punk band name
who wanna join the vomit girls ill play drums

this is
GOSPEL TRUTH
thank u for this

break ur back

I have wrist pains pls help

i have forearm pains pls help

stop mocking me this is serious!!1

i have dain bramage

BUT I DO HAVE FORE ARM PAIN !!!

i have gaye

I will play mayonnaise

My chest hurts

wow what a talented artist

this is also serious!!!

stop playing golf so your fore arm can heal

nice

gmomp

mikasa so pretty!!!

dis

*Mikasas ass is so pretty
Fix u

smonsh

wHO

DO YOU LITERALLY NOT READ FILENAMES

ALSO

smansh

dat

mikasa as a whole is pretty, including dat ass.

hey, how goes.

don't be mean to new people.

no i usually dont hehe

SMINSH

Read THIS filename!

I agree

hey sabrina, how you doin?

sabrina stinks

FILENAMESH

SABBY

Time to kick shortlisting into high gear

WERE STILL GONNA PLAY RIGH?

filenames are always a good laugh haha

AAAAAAH WHY'S IT GOT TO KEEP RESETTING

HI SABRINA !!

hi woco !!

check this file name

Shitposting*

Hell yeah

Howdy! I'm doin' great today! I hope you are too.

Nuh-uh. You stink. Stinky boy.

Maddie ♥, check out the filename. :3

HOWDY! I mean...ᴴᶦ! ᴵ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʰᵃᵛᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᶠᵃᵇᵘˡᵒᵘˢ ᵈᵃʸ!

yissss

I'm looking for new games to play too btw

omg I wish^^

How have you been?

I am very explicitly not loco

NUH

SLANDER

hmpfh

orgasm??

why haven't you played doom (1993) yet

We could try playing overwatch sometime?
Let's try and find some more multiplayer games to mix it up some time!

I am, I should be doing homework right now though, but instead youtube, and here.

I am actually going insane here there is no reason for my name to continue to reset but it does

howdy is good
i say it a lot more than other greetings to be honest

irl anyways

i also hope your day is FABULOUS

then who are youu ?

EW NO

...

jej
fugg madden

which 2 games?

Don't even remember

Maddie, I ordered splurged and ordered these shoes. Coincidentally, they're listed as Maddy Mules.

You're a stinky salamander, and it's in print so it's libel. But only if it's untrue. Which it's not. 'Cause you're a stinky.

Posting when you should be working is irresponsible and lazy. **I say, as I post at work.*

I got into the habit of saying it twice. "Howdy, howdy." People seem to like it though, so I just keep doin' it.

I am Coco.

buy them a game you can play together

maybeee. I kinda want to do nazi zombies

ahaha that's funny! Those look comfy^^

What game?

cod ww2 biyotch

maybe it won't freeze up when i get the easter egg boss on the pc

I did todays homework last night, but I should be doing tomorrows, because I have to renew my registration on my truck as well and I don't want to have to get up super early.

such a fun thread rn hi everyone

tfw cant play madden with scootsy under a big blankie 3:

howdy howdy is more chipper
if its like late at night and a store clerk says something or if im just trying to get in and out of someplace i just say
ooowwdy and do a little two finger salute thing

omg ! cute name !!!!

i like it a lot

HI !

osu

this does a big sadd

hi hello

one day the dream will come truth

hows you ?

I'm surprised you can smell anything over the stench of your own STINKING LIES and STINKING SELF

I will legally change my irl name to coco now

Want to paint but my eyes sting from reading too much :

d.reeem

stare at computer monitor until they feel better

Just like, channel the energy of Uranus to give you new eyes, bro.

tired and feeling kinda meh, wby?

Mhm. I don't normally like the backless design 'cause my feet always slip out of 'em, but these were to cute to pass up on sale.

And here we are distracting you. :(

Got ya a signature move, huh? That's cute!

I smell a mean salamander boy. He out-stinks all the stinks. All of them!

I sweat this job looks for any excuse to order pizza. I'm never gonna lose weight at this rate.

I AM NOT A SALAMANDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Moderation

do it !! its a really cute name

stab ur eyes out maybe

THE.DREAM.COM
WWW.DREAM.ORG.

feelin good
just chillin hangin out at my house
idk what do tonight

you gotta have a signature move ! that way people think youre cool

gimme your slices of piza if you dont want them ^^

u can also decline or just eat one slice yo and say you're watching your weight

my real IRL name is much cuter

but mortals like yourself cannot pronounce it

Donate @ the dreampedia.glomp

is sabrina rape allowed?

how am i to know if its much cuter if you dont tell me though ? hmm..

backslash MEGA SMONSH

sounds comfy
play gamus with friends

Once I live on my own I'm literally not going to keep food in the house and I'm gonna position myself so I have to walk at least 15 minutes to get food, and then I can only buy 1200 calories max each day.

i am newt a salamander
toadally

Aw, I wanna be cool. I gotta think of a move.

yeah, you bunch of jerks.

I ain't gonna respond to you again until your homework is done, young man!

well I can't tell you.

those puns are pretty
amphibitious

I'm sorry to be so snarky, but you were hostile from the gecko.

oh yeah ?? like what and with who ??

something will come to you im sure ! you just gotta let it come naturally though :3

and why not ! >.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh sponsored by Skyrim

idk just cut out one thing at a time a little at a time

for example, I'll only drink soda on my days off and in rum n cokes. Fast food only 2 meals a week, and I'll do like every other meal is a salad.

...

skyrims stinks

mayb don't starve together? also I dunno who you normally play games with..

I wanna play the new pirate game but its so expensive

is it hank

...

lmao sabby pls don't be fat

okay, i'm sorry

let's just froget about it

froget

don't starve together isnt fun for me anymore
i got like 3 games out of it and it lost it's fun for me

if anything i'll play with either irl friends or mom and dad and scootsy

new pirate game looks cool
i wish other people here played fightan games
the only one i know here that does it loafie but loafie only plays usf4

what fighters do you play?

u stink o,o

sabrina is a whale

I'm not fat. I'm festively plump.

Imagine how ashamed our English teachers would be if they saurus now.

I'm a beluga! Belu! Belu!

tekken 7
melty blood
guilty gear (although i need to buy rev 2 on pc)
3rd strike every now and then

mmmm
and i wanna get into UNIST

no i dont ! i smell like sweet cherry blossoms

mine would say

¡Bien hecho! Hablas Inglés muy bien.

probably.

Rotund.

I always wanted to try melty blood. I liked guilty gear and like tekken 4 and mk 9/x

yuh I kinda had the same, it gets repetitive fast

I can't into fighting gamus, except smash but I've been told thats not a real fighting game

Let me tell you a story
It's gonna take a while and a lot of hard work but I'll eventually get back down to under 200 pounds. I'm gonna be stuck with stretch marks all over forever though :/ . Pro tip: don't use psych meds for more than a year unless you absolutely need them

I told you to stop eating those numerous times lmao

bermuda

cute
gibe psts

I'm considering getting a personal trainer when I'm in my new place and I know what my money situation is like.

find me a desert job

that sux, was it olanzapine?

try melty blood !! the community edition is what everyone plays and you can download it for free !
i'm also not great at it so if you ever wanted to play ^^

smash is like
ugh
i got into smash when i was like 14/15 and then i went to CEO and i saw guilty gear and whatnot and im like
im playing the wrong game
and then i stopped playing smash

its okay

psssst
ur cute

Donde es mi tequila?

I got lost in that triangle and wound up here!

en la bottle.

it feels faster paced than other fighting games and is more fun to watch too

I'm super duper bad at it tho, I can wavedash and thats about it lol

Dr Peppe?!?!??!?!

lol
x files

To describe what it's like, I've literally date to the point where I've liked several times and every time I still felt hungry. My stomach and brain have been severely fucked up

I've been on a ton of shit and every single one has made me hungry
Trazadone
Lamotrigine
Abilify
Lexapro
Gabapentin
Thorazine
And a couple others I can't remember

We've got a million restaurants on every city block, you'd have no problem finding a job as a cook in this state. Now for 16 an hour? That's gonna be a bit difficult.

Fucking autocorrect should be "ate til I liked"

FOR FUCKS SAKE I MEANT PUKED

Welcome to my life.

Did ya see that Keurig bought Dr Pepper? Hopefully they're smart enough not to fiddle with the recipe. That's one of the few sodas I like!

i disagree almost completely on both of those points but
people like what they like

Holla Forums netplay tourney when

who me ?

im glad im not really hungry that often

...

tfw hungry pretty often but i just dont eat
great strat totally healthy

what city are you even

I didnt see, is keurig gemran?

Are you a wizardette?

Atlantis.

Fish is a whole city

...

Keurig is American, just with a weird ass name.

Righto

How does that happen

If Fish leapt off the empire state building it'd be like that asteroid strike that killed the dinosaws

Psh. Clear liquor is for rich pregnant ladies anyway.

You'd think so, but it's HQ'd in Vermont. What the heck?

a witch !!!!

It's like Haagen-Dazs: made up shit to sound fancy.

oh wow.. that's crazy
I only recognise like 1 or 2 of those names, but that's probably because theyre brands and not the generic name

mhm true I guess

never ever desu

that was a little mean but that wording was kind of strange

Keurig is Dutch for :ok_hand:

COME TO
P H O E N I X
H
O
E
N
I
X

That is beyond the realms of CRAZY

Exproshun!!! Do a spell!!!

Right, damn marketing.

no

Salem? :O

it's like the 14-17.50 range.. mayybe

Mezcal can be barrel aged like reposados/anejos in tequilas.
The ones I get are barrel aged, not copper for either tequila or mezcal.

Holla Forums phoenix girl house coming soon

n o p e

Pepsi was originally called "Brad's Drink".
Just felt like sharing that. :3

I'll have to look for it next time I'm at Spec's and give it a try.

...

Phoenix girl?

Poor brad, having their drink snatched away

Hamburger hill is good, feeling atmosphere of vietnam

duimpje omhoog

Phoenix "girl".

I'm not starting trap house 2.0

wow middelvinger

No one was asking you to, you fucking idiot.

sorry

Well you seem to be in a good mood today

Baka

i wish scootsy was as nice as he is to me to others

Spec's is usually where I go.
They have Yuu Baal which is cheap enough to get a taste for it, just avoid anything called a joven. It's aged less than most silver tequilas.

oeps verkeerde vinger

:3

Somehow, Spectre will still manage to be bottom bitch in that house.

A friend to everyone is a friend to no-one.

*exists but painfully*

yeah but you dont need to be actively angry at a lot of people

I do what I like.
This is my will to power.

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I sure hope hamburger hill was as good as I remember it because I don't actually remember any specific details of it except [spoiler] the battle at the end which sort of came out of nowhere and was probably the director just wanting an 'epic conclusion' /spoiler]

kat gezichtje terug~

I remember hamburger hill.

I wish I could forget.

oeps dat is niet het plaatje wat ik wou posten..

Trap house 2.0 rules

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i can agree to these

Vengeance for Brad!

Spec's is like the HEB of booze. I love it.

I remember eating a hamburger on a hill.
It was nice.

^^

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So no one is allowed in the house.

I've never eaten a hamburger in my life.

What's it like?

Psht, nothing personnel kid

Brad? YEAH IM MAD

why does this keep fucking happening to me

It's always great when you're there and there's some older lady (30+) that they give a fucking box to, not for bottles of wine but the sheer volume of cheap liquor they're buying. Then offering to carry it out to her car for her. They enable the alcoholism and it's great.

THE AGE OF MEN IS OVER, THE AGE OF THE TRAPCUCK HAS BEGUN

I run a strict trap house

lol

It's like a greasy, savory cake that makes you hate yourself when you're done eating it.

The settlers tricked Brad into trading away his drink for a handful of beads and a blanket.

If only you ran a strict diet.

a blanket made of measles and deceit

Not enough Popov.

Guess I'm not joining, 'cos I'm not living somewhere I can't bring a boy toy to my bedroom at.

i hate myself already so that sounds fine

traps are men tho

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER??????

Not that I'd want to live in a trap house tbh.

i thought echo was a girl

and also arent you a lesbian

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Where's Darth Pence when you need him most?

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liliana's house for cuties rules:

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And burlap!

Seriously though, I need to drink more. Just to get rid of the half-empties lying around the house. But I don't like drinking alone, so the booze only comes out on special occasions.

What a negasaurus!

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Degenerate pervert.

2 different meals isn't much desu
I have no cooking talent but I could probably make a lot more than 2

Doots is just mad even the town bicycles said no.

NO I AM NOT MAD
YOU ARE MAD THAT SMILES DUMPED YOUR ASS

Is that some kind of onomatopoeia?

I WAS THE FIRST TO NOT BE MAD

How da caps coming along

You could just go the route of all the old ladies that consider their cats company enough to drink.

I had auto clear fields on this whole time god damn it I'm a retard
in retrospect I don't know why I didn't just look at the options earlier

slowwwwwwwwwww

I work too much !!!

I've been collecting fanart n stuff tho so progress is progress

Even Fish would say no.

Das bueno

youre allowed in

LOOK
im not SAYING YOU DO ANYTHING IN THE BED ASIDE FROM MAYBE CUDDLING
but the idea is to share with your fellow friends
you know sharing a bed is nicer than having two seperate beds in the same room
theres not a lotta rooms !!

the kissing thing is more of a loose rule than anything
omnisexual master race and all

not at all yeah
but you know
if a handful of people are in there
2 meals per person is all you really need
switch off dinner stuff every day

not a negasauron

a whatsee dooes it ?

huh

oh

Hi

Degeneracy is a sin.

Sounds awful

I can cook 2.6 meals.

Whoever shares a bed with me is gonna get drooled on, then pushed out as I sprawl and roll around in my sleep. Fair warning.

No, but the omnimamapeepee it makes against skin would be "brish brish brish".

Or I could just start celebrating all those silly "Day Day" holidays. Like, today is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day.

be nice to each other

YAS BRISH SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

NO, GET FUCKED

New.

afternoon lads
I'm not sick anymore
at least to a degree I cannot come here