Workers in America barely get any vacation ti-

Workers in America barely get any vacation ti-

Unionist Commies btfo

Wtf America is socialist now ?

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Time to pack it in guys.

Is this central time zone?

wtf i'm liberal now

this is a triumph

So this is the power of capitalism with a human faceā€¦ we never stood a chance.

Well shit, looks like capitalism works after all.
Pack up and go home guys! OP just shut us down!


Holy shit triple dubs

T-this has to be a joke, right? Although the fact that in happens in Murica suggests it's not.

You god some dribs yourselv :DDD

HOLY SHIT QUAD DUBS AND TRIPS REEEEEEE

for a moment i thought OP is sincerely taking a shit on us, then i looked at the time and figures he's actually being sarcastic. nice job, you got me for a moment.

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no

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Better luck next time.

quitters never win winners never quit

Only the truest of American patriots will be ordering burgers during a once in a lifetime astronomical event. This is truly a tragedy and and a betrayal of the the very ideals our Founding Fathers stood for when they wrote the Declaration of Independence and Bill of Rights.

read Moishe Postone

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