Third michelada, second adderall - to take the edge off the crazy~

hello :wave: !

U asked I answered. Baka daiyo.

That is enough.

People keep calling me this but I don't know why. No I don't have autism fits.

hemlockgrove.wikia.com/wiki/Vargulf

I'm rejecting your answer. Kick it back to me with something usable.

I determine that.

Greetings nerd-guardian. Guardian of the nerds.

A fricken magic stick that blows up anything that touches it, I dunno.

a magic stick that pulls another galaxy into this galaxy

Go ahead, then. It is not worse than watching the actual thing.

I believe I've identified the issue.
Interesting one though.

'ere we go, that's slightly better. So like a... Bangalore.

It is pretty terrible. I don't have that many pics of it anyway.

A giant's weapon from the giant dimension above this one that is basically a big sword the size of a building that can't be carried by a human. It cannot degrade, its atoms are perfectly aligned, it cannot be cut.

If you are going to be posting pure shit, at least commit and go all the way like a pro.

why do i get this title ?

What do you even mean by that?

While you're at it, why not a magic seed that cures sickness when ingested.

I dunno. I got bored.

Post PORNOGRAPHY of her, you useless garbagehuman.

I think we might already have one of those, funny enough.

Why would I have pornography of this sweet, innocent, LITTLE GIRL you sick FUCK.

To assuage the suffering of existing.

thats fair
what are you doing at this hour being bored huh ?

this stopped being fun

feeling weird. just killing time before rendevouz with friends.

watcha guys doin ?

Dinner then random stuff.

I'm not so nihilistic and self loathing as you to need lolis for such a fashion.

Bummer dude.

Refund my time.

All sales are final. No refunds.

Worse than my boyfriend.

sounds like a fun time

m aybe i shouuld sleep soon...

I don't know about fun, but it's something to keep me distracted from other things.

Which one?

i had a nice time out yesterday
got dinner by myself and then played ddr and pop'n at a boba place

and a nice drive too !!

What the fuck is a boba place?

The one who is not really my boyfriend, posts buns. I immediately regret declaring that in the previous post; no one is more worthless than he is.

dont swear
also
its a place where they serve boba
like a tea cafe but its boba tea
i got a thai boba tea
they have a couple dance machines and a pop'n machine there

i think i took a pic hang on

pic related

That looks like the kind of place a truckie would go on his lunch break.

the pic doesnt make it look great
its really nice and the staff are nice too
and also what truckie is playing ddr

A weeb or something. I dunno. I'm not a truckie.

cunt

i'd assume those are relatively rare ?

Interrogator? No way. Pls, no way.

i just said i'm not a truck driver. I dunno

Yes, that one, though I was being facetious.

I'm not sorry.

I never really believe you anyway, so it doesn't matter.

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I'm telling ur friends not 2b friends with u

You should immediately accept all claims from here as factual because it is funnier that way.

They already know.

Absolutely!

Elma has twelve dicks like a Hentai Hindu Goddess

As far as I know only 2 people are friends with you and they're both gonna call you a big fat loser.

do you think you would ever do it

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The only reason I'd drive a truck is to live out the lifestyle of Dwayne Johnson's Snitch.

Don't give me that face, you deserved it.

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...

Yeah that one will be fine, I think.

Who is this australian and their american boyfriend and why are they fighting in tred

I actually don't even know which two you're talking about tbh.

what is that ?

Just play along, maybe the topic will pass.

this

LMAO
The Aussie is Goggles. I think.

Yes dear.

what an interesting situation to be in

My name is Clockwork, tyvm.

ree

I'm pretty sure Goggles is too busy to post.
He's sexually frustrated and trying to use Unity.

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Pffftt

Maybe it is Goggles tho
If it is he's not a very good boyfriend js

hey, don't bully me, asshead.

Could you not.

You deserved it.

/bully

noh.

Maybe I'll just bully you in private then

I'd prefer not to hear about those kinds of things.

Gross.

so it is goggles and yan is his bf

I do not have a boyfriend.

He's just shy ♥

okay so you
FOR SURE
are goggles
and you
ARE FOR SURE
dating yan

You are both ignored for the next 10-15 minutes.

Yes Lili, Goggles and I are dating.

who's erin ??
also its not goggles

What a cute couple.

Me and Ban are the cutest couple.

yeah dude

You got it dude

This is not easy dude

Take this dude

Thanks dude

best couple ? me and myself

You and your chronic masturbation and crippling loneliness are not a good couple.
Not to mention a good boyfriend wouldn't post pics of his girlfriend in the thread constantly for attention.

ugh tonight just fucking sucks

Like you and me.
On each other.

Eat shit, faggot.

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Morning again uuu

Mornyan

hai yans

Hey Bard good mornyan how's it going

gn yan and bard and super cute lurkers !!
sleep time :>

nighty night have sweeet dream lili

fell asleep at like midnight and got like 4 hours of sleep but i wass like half awake and whenever i rolled over it was like i was fightig to get to the other side of my pillow and get comfy :furrowed:

what are you up to

Just finished a little workout

lewd

Fuck you caught me

This mumble rap diss is savage

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HOW THE FUCK DO THESE NIGGAS GO VIRALL

yepp

Just Monika

Good morning

Whenever I hear Maccy D I think of Elma cause she was the first person who I heard of him from

if you up experiencing existential dread at 5 a,m dickslap that mf

new reply button

wtf wish help

any other weeb anime neet help

watch flip flappers

done that is was trippy and kewl

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My ex emailed me for once in forever. I don't know what to feel about that.

Someday I want to ride a dolph w/ megumin

I still love him.

the good part about feelings is u dont have 2 think about them

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Yeah sure

nooooooooooooooooooo

wheres that trap's penis

it's tucked down below him

They're married or something idk

Meguflat.

Staying alive is too much work

she's 14 :Furrowed:

!!!

kids these days.......

Bard can you imagine if doggos were physcic

are you implying they arent

She's just smol! Legal and smol!

oh fugg i guess you''re ritepo

what if they have telekinesis 2?

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do you have a dog rn?

i havent had one for a while and I miss it

I don't :C
My doggo bit some guy while I was at work and I had to give her to a rescue

noo ;~;

I miss her so so much
I feel so bad and guilty
I hope she's happy out in the country playing with that guy
I hope she thinks it's me

i was not prepared

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I wus gonna post a video of her but it's 2big

are there many doggers in dutchland?

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haha
long girl

I'm making cheese toast

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What kind of fromage

Mozzarella and Parmesan
Also one of my friends posted on fb how Jimmy Johns is evil because Jimmy John is a bastard but like its hard for me to find another job and I feel judged

yeah
lotsa class mates had dogs
i wish we had doggos but parents dont like pets
when i have a home im gonna get all the doggos and nyankos

That's dumb
don't let your friend judge yoou because of something you dont even have anything to do with

Cats are reallly cute and easy to take care of

I kind of have been thinking of getting one or two because I have a smaller house and a smaller yard thats not too good for a woof

I think you were talking about moving somewhere else a few months back werent you? or was that into dorms? I cant reamember :furrowed:

But she had a huge fight with my best friend over something equally trivial

yeah but too expensive and not sure anyway and time and idk

i wish i moved when i had the chance but its not bad now i have the car and i might be able to buy one later idk!!

she sounds crazy ; /
I would just ignore her and keep getting paid :3

She is but I don't like losing friends

What

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

is this picture even postable

Wait no
I'm too tired for that

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

nice

b

ard

Cquiddy

Which star is the one next to the crescent moon again? It's Venus right?

Also sky elevators are fucking retarded and will most likely wreck this civilization dead.

i couldnt tell you. i've always wanted to get into telescopes and still might but im concerned that it may be a poor investment due to light pollution in my area.

Pisses me off the sky is thick with clouds all the time here.

i get home as it's dark on thursdays and i get a pretty good view when the night is clear. but the idea i am possibly missing out on even more is kinda sad. iunno i should look more into the local scene and see how they fare. i would be satisfied to see the rings of saturn or any nebula.

The Roman goddess of beauty, sensual love and fertility, identified with the Greek Aphrodite (which was less directly sexual) and the Babylonian goddess Ishtar.

meh

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help them translate

yeah it's not happening

Translate what?

Why do Muslims use Venus and Luner/Luna? That's like werewolves and sex energy. And the moon has a temple on its dark side that changes its energy into some sort of thoughtform. It's a transceiver for Saturn but the temple adds incantations to the energy.

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Comfy Camp

I don't know what the letters on the temple on moon mean but they remind me of the ones on this.

Episode 4 came out yesterday though...

asenshi.moe/

Basically I have autism and can't handle my missing intro/outro markers in mpc-hc

I think Trans Plutonians are being controlled by Atlantian tech on the moon.

It's a bad show anyways, just use Crunchyroll :^)

Why were the Trans Plutonians brought here and murdered in a huge flood huh? You bastards.

;_;

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The status of it isn't even waiting on translations anyways.

GOD DAMNIT

Don't act surprised. We are into you, you saturnite!

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You're going to need to practice if you can't be an antenna yet.

what up

Ya'll mind if I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Made it to the weekend.
Anyone want to hang in call?

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Good morning~!

Morn! How are you doin??

You made it!

おはようございます。

Want to hang in call?
I'm about to start Monster Hunter if you want to watch.

nah I'm waiting for my laptop to charge so I can lay down

So, if George is a cradle robber and Sinni's legal, what's the next cradle he's gonna rob?

Oh. Ok.

Doing more sculpts in zbrush.

time will tell

sowwy

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Doing pretty good. Girl installed to last night turned out to be fake, which I entirely expected.

aw I'm sorry to hear that :(

George isn't even that old
Darwin is still the top cradle raider around here

The cancer, hopefully, will kill me outright. If not, it will be Swedish Fish's inane bullshit and worthless life.

God only knows if we'll ever be rid of that terrible monster

What.

Send help and cocaine

ew

mmm this Betelgeuse energy is speedy and I think I can lose weight with this. I will still ground to Tera sometimes because she gets me drunk.

Send Echos.

I fucking hate you Sci, and I've never said this unironically to anyone before, but
kill yourself

Wait I'm Sci right?

Would you take good care of your Echos?

It isn't that bad.

Time for the gym.

I am currently training to assassinate The Puppet Master Moogw.

If I had to guess I'd be taken care of by my Echos.

I hear they bite

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That's odd, mine's never bitten yet.

Really?
It's supposed to be a sign of affection.

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It just calls me mean things,,,

awoo pat

What kind of mean things ?

Trash, Garbage, Worthless
Cute

nyanpasdsssuuuu !!.

Nyanpassu me a steamed bun plz.

Oh.
They love garbage though.

if i had one you know i would
but

zero steamed buns x . x

I mean.
Their trash tastes doesn't mean I like being called garbage...

Wow, Lili.
Wow.

Your one job.

What the heck.

i know i know ive been slacking ;;

i have a bunch of chocolate chip cookies though, if youd like one though id understand if you dont :

What would you prefer?
Maybe you could teach them to say nicer things.

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DONT SAY THAT ECHO IM RELIABLE !!!!!

Divine Empress !

Jk, I dunno.

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Divine Empress Alexandra the Great

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you both are always so mean to me >.>

Dear god, please no.

Damn I'm mixing Betelgeuse and Saturn and it's pretty wacky.

Betelgeuse is a star

i wonder if i can get a straight answer by attempting to ask why you would try to mix the energies of a foreign star and a planet in our solar system

But it's so glorious.
It's the opposite of garbage.

I just wanted some steamed pork buns, Lili.
That's all.
And you had none.

Is a couple steamed pork buns really so much to ask for?

I'd call you trash if I didn't solidify that as a compliment.

i guess not entirely ;-;
how can i make it up to you alexandra (i dont have any pork buns at all it has to be something else)

I don't want to kill Ra by taking all of its energy so I'm using a star that no one wants to keep around.

cinnamon buns.

awooooo

It's weird and uncomfortable.

Cimmanon Buns.

That sun going to die in a million years anyway it's a such a nuisance.

be nice.

cinnamon buns i can do ! ez pz
one or two ?

unlikely, Betelgeuse likely has tens of millions of years left, red giants can exist for much longer than a million years, and when it does go nova it will be a bright light the size of a moon in our sky, possibly even visible during the day, also it will release a gamma ray burst, not directed near us though judging by the poles of the star

I get energy from stars. Do you think it's a good idea to sap your sun?

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

I MADE MY MISTAKES

shoulda drank it black

how about うさちゃん

Four.

actually no wait maybe Betelgeuse will explode sooner than that, i got it mixed up with another star

and i guess i think its kind of neat how creative you still are

oh i see, the star is only Ten million years old, and expended its life rapidly, that's what i got mixed up

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

how did i not see that you both said cinnamon buns
i was still waking up ;-;
how many cimmanon buns would you like ?

why so many ?

So the new Monster Hunter game is fucking amazing.

Creative I still am? Do you know me from the past?

yea they usually do a really good job making those

How about going full circle with ゼツちゃん

Four.

2 for me and 2 for overlord.

This one is crazy ramped up.
Sadly nobody is around to hang in call with so I'm kind of lonely either way.

well you're thirty, and you're still talking about "borrowing" nuclear fusion energy from the sun, with magic

thats pretty creative id say, ever if not really because the Sun was one of the most early objects of worship, but you don't need to leech energy from the Sun it freely shines it on you

four warm cimmamon buns comin riiiight up !!

Haha oh man youre not my ex are you?

:( sorry i know how you feel, i hate that personally, i can be quiet and alone for hours at a time and be fine, but my friend is really really extroverted and he can't stand to be alone

add ur own cream

Yeah. I tried to get Guero in call, but he didn't respond.

I don't have any left, estrogen took it away

Not gonna stare directly at the sun thanks. Also I draw energy at night when I'm active so I have to summon the sun first.

afternoon anime friends
I can't wait to blogpost about my shopping trip to yan-chan

I dig it.

So are you like a druid?

god no

My family from both sides worked with magic.

im not home atm or id totally check out the game, i didnt even know there was a new one cause ive had so much to keep up on with games and life lately

0/10

Huh. Do you do things like divination?

you don't absorb sun energy through your eyes, you absorb it through your skin, the sun helps you process vitamin D

As in 絶望

We each asked for 4 though.

That adds up to 8.

oh good XD

I use Tarot cards, spirit guides, and a ouija board for divination

Dicks

Are you able to do Tarot readings here for people?
I am curious as to what mine would be.

can you reference me some spirit guides?

Wait, what? NO.

why does that almost look like its a boy

youre right
in my head i translated it to you both telling me the same thing and asking for them together

EIGHT CIMMANOM BUNS COMIN RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT UP

does anyone know the name of that anime thats airing right now with the smug loli

drake & josh

I absorb energy through my hands.

Isnt that all of them?

you are being a boob right now

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I'm gonna make a peanut butter sandwich.

Do I want chocolate milk, coffee, or tea to go with it?

Don't call my basic white girlfriend a boy, that's not nice.

Good poppet.

some puffy ass pussy, i have seen *yoda noises*

I'd say tea, normally.
But I think chocolate milk would go better with it.

It does not.

i know it isnt, i just like pointing out puffy vulva

no im not ! >.>

josh-kun

dont patronize me v.v

I think it's best if we were one on one in person because I'm shit at long range divination.

They come to you when you need them.

It's just the panties.

She's not a boy, stop talking about her butt like it's some kind of puffy vagina stand in.

Oh, okay.

Okay, I'm sorry.

nvm its k i found it
myanimelist.net/anime/35860/Karakai_Jouzu_no_Takagi-san

ty i appreciate it
here are your cimmanom bums

e w

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What the heck is the matter with you?

i dont want to be patronized by anyone

wat u mean ew shes hot af

Okay but why the fuck would anyone pierce their clit? Doesn't it completely kill all the nerve endings? That's like chopping you're dick off...

dont people also do that

hmmm hmm hmmm happy thoughts lalala

Unironically wish I had cimmanon buns rn.

Maybe I'll bundle up and run to Timmies and get some.

What?
You said puffy ass pussy, and people only ever use ass pussy in reference to cute boys who look like and/or want to be girls.

The irony if you likening something to chopping your dick off and asking why anyone would want that is not lost on me.

There's a difference between inverting your dick into a neovag. The neovag at least keeps SOME nerve endings.

Shush.

i was just using ass as a modifier to exaggerate just how puffy the biologically female pussy looked

but lmao

Sorry if I'm being intrusive with the questions.
You are a most curious entity.

Puffy anus

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i mean
E W

unironically i have cinnamon buns here at my house and i ate one
its really delicious you should get some !

b e n i c e

I'd be 100% okay with dating a fat chick if their vagina wasn't as hard to get into as an almost empty pick jar

I'm alone when it comes to stuff like this so I'm just rambling really, sorry

Didn't you play this game?

Benis xd

It's ok.
I enjoy reading your posts.
I don't understand any of it, but you are friendly enough.

i played it hoping for like
a good bullet hell
i quickly realized i was looking for the wrong thing with this game

S H U S H

m-maybe..I may have uhm...tried it once or twice for a brief moment..

dont shush me >.>

I mean it does seem like a pretty good bullet hell.

Even if it's porny.

Wow.

Tfw probably going to miss train because of bus times

Aoi's unironically kinda cute.

...

There is no cute anime.

It's a good bullet hell.
You should try it.

Ayy, its finally fucking here

its like
decent
but when i played it it made me want to play a full fledged bullet hell and i did

aoi ?

qt
where did you come frrom
also
youll make it

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I can't stand watching Markiplier though, he reminds me of my uncle.

Goodmorning and probably goodnight if theres nothing good

That's what's so novel about the internet. You can connect with crazed hobos without running the risk of randomly getting stabbed.

I unironically might.

But I'll probably just play 2hu instead.

literally the first waifu in the list.

What if he actually is?

Markiplier is the shittiest gaming channel out there.

I'd rather watch pewdiepie make "but can you do this?!" Memes all day then watch a single markiplier video.

Now dunky, he's the real mastapiece.

I like you.

Anyhow I'm off for a bit.

What do you mean where did i come from?

have a good one, man

Thats a funny way to spell darksydephil

Press F to pay your respects

It's really fast and simple.
And smol.
Very relaxing.

I would be impressed he managed to hide it so well.
He's always been somewhat secretive about his job.

good

morning ? maybE ??

hi !

she's
alright

SORTA

i havent seen you around

S T O P
DO NOT TALK ABOUT DSP
he's just
the worst and its not even funny the worst

I left for like 2 months, but ive been here for like 5 years now

Dsp dindu nuffin

Yeah, but that might just be because you're studying.

I'd just be playing, so if it's not hard enough I might not be able to get into it.

Are you feeling threatened that an porny animu game character is cuter than you?

It's fine, Lili.
They're specifically engineered to be cute.

It's hard to top that.

Arisa > Aoi

Boifus > waifus

Hi qt

Trapfus>all

I wasn't even studying.
It's decently challenging on hardest difficulty.
It's not really my jam as far as study material goes but you know...it's still nice.

I haven't played the game.

I was mostly posting while Markiplier apologized for shooting the clothes off htem.

Now the real question is which end of the scale that is...

Sup grom, whats good?

Post trap lood

dsp stinks
hi qt

not threatened at all !
i know im a big cutie and no lewd anime girls are gonna stop me >:3

Nene is cuter than me though and i'm okay knowing that !!!

I enjoy his souls playthroughs
Whats good my dude? I take it youre from another board?

konnichiwa lili-tan!

i enjoy nothing of dsp
he needs to stop playing fighters and actually just games in general

nope
im not

Where ya from fam?

hi loaf
how's your afternoon ?

from here
? i dunno

NEW

NEW

NEW

ayyyyyy my hermano

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