NEW
NEW
...
just ate some fish fingers with tartare sauce ama
Y'okay?
sleepy and bored
I wanna buy something but idk what >:G
B-buy me cute clothes.
nah I gotta drop money on myself or my mom is gonna strangle me.
she wont stop micromanaging my account & interrogates me when I buy anything.
"What's with this enormous transaction?"
"Yo, mom, I bought a cute canadian tranny a bunch of cute clothes, gotta go, love you, bye"
...
Yeah, I guess not, huh.
Legitimately tho.
Buy something for friend's birthday
"What do these people ever do for you? Don't let them take advantage of you!!"
Buy thing for George
"What has he bought you? How do you know he's not a catfish?? You can't trust 'friends' on the internet"
Kill me
When was the date again?
Like, the actual for real go over to his house and have lots of unprotected sex date.
the 13th to the 29th
of may, I pressed enter without thinking
Nice.
Gonna go shower now, stay good, Sibbi.
my girlfriend's pussy is insatiable. She requires me to cum in her mouth licks everything dry.
feelbad
then shitpost repeatedly.
Hi Loco!!!
...
...
you know
i like waking up at 5 am
but
also i hate falling back asleep
FOR AN EXTRA
NEARLY 8 HOURS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
also sinni why do you not have a bank account only you can see
I still use the highschool checking account my parents set up for me when I was 16 cause I can until I'm like 19 or whatever
Wait... are you 18 or something?
yeah but making a new bank account elsewhere is super duper easy
as soon as i got my first job i made a new bank account and transfered everything over
I thought Sinni was 15.
ye I'm 18
04/06/1999
I'm considering it at this point tbh, that and the fact that she takes money out when she wants is not fun!!
nop
Can Asenshi speed the FUCK up I NEED MY COMFY CAMP
I thought you were 7
wtf 1999 is 18 now?
i feel old
TAKES MONEY OUT ?????
WHAT
sinni get a new account goodness
I'm not longer attracted to you.
I'm 14.
hey ikt
2018
two thousand
and eighteen
2000 is 18 now sinni is turning 19 this year
ehehe
:C
Damn, so young!
2008 feels recent but is 10 years ago already
what a young small
what do kids your age do
We fuck.
...
ew
i hope you grow out of that
I probably will since the boys I sleep with will grow out of being sexy soon.
I remember how fucking hyped I was to get HoMM IV when it got released.... This was 16 years ago.
Fuck man
:sob:
I am refined for my age >:)
Just fucking kill me
what gaimu?
I've spent thousands of hours on animal crossing !!!
gog.com
Still come back to it. Started playing this on an old-ass Pentium II machine closed at 400Mhz.
It was absolutely amazing, and still is.
That looks pretty cute
...
u may kiss the windshield
you ever hear of those guys who sticked their dicks in their car exhaust port and burned the skin off their penis
yea
reminds me of the shit my dad still plays, he used to ride the train and play like nethack and chess and old things like this.
and it is!!
Do you, ikt, take this car for your lawfully wedded wife, to love and to cherish, through good times and through bad times, for the 'til death do you part?
if yes return(
Then by the power vested in me by the holy catholic church, I now pronounce you man and wife.
You may now kiss the drive.);
else
wait();
you ever hear of those girls that put the shift stick in their butt
I've never played oregan trail on those old like DOS computers or w/e
always wanted to
it's
oregon
you ever hear of those dragons fucking cars
And burning their dicks?
get off my organ trail >:(
I would get on your organ.
You ever hear of those cute boys wearing panties and dressing like girls and doing programming?
i-it's not shit though. Is good
sowwy that's george's job >:(
ye I agree! Sorry I'm chicag I swear too much qq
you forgot the most important part
the programming socks !!!
Programming socks are pretty gay
...
i'm gonna buy a dick
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww
you'll cowards acting gay
...
are these russians
I do believe so, but I am not certain of this fact
why am i not surprised this exists
what... is it ??
if you cant tell im not saying it in text
Woah there
Kinda wanna see Ikt in programming socks and nothing else
It's a Child-totem. It's something people over here would sometimes use to scare their children. Like if you were being naughty they'd take it out and tell you "one of your brothers used to be naughty, and would cry and scream, so look what we did to him. You don't want to end up like your brother, do you?"
My father used to make me hold ours.
she practically fits in here already
thats terrible what the heck
That's hardcore.
So some fags wanted Saturn and Uranus energy for some reason. I'm still fasting so I didn't drink any of it.
being meat is suffering, when can we just upload ourselves to VR and be done with these meat sacks
(consequentially only copying our memories and ego, likely, leaving us trapped either way even if we do figure it out :^) )
...
I always imagine I would die in the transfer, but the VR me would go on believing it was me and everything was fine.
Why would a unicorn need a butt plug?
I'm having too much fun turning my own blood into acid.
Because unicorns are gay.
She's a keeper
vampire
i wanna be
A VAMPIRE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thread is on bumplock so...
...are you saying you wouldn't watch that?
wait why
im confused now
what you don't believe in magic?
im not sure
No what I'm saying is I'm into that too a little bit
Nice.
Expect strange things in the purification process if you choose to go through with it.
I thought all unicorns were pure virgins. I guess they're only attracted to pure virgins. Because they're predators.
There's something about enormous dicks that gets me, even though I'm not into men at all.
There's something about enormous tits that gets me, even though I'm not into women at all.
Considering many faggots love girls with dicks, it makes sense
XD she's the one who asked.
What the heck do you think the horns are for sab
...
Put that away.
This girl says she's rich and she wants me to live with her and that I'd never have to work again
Very skeptical. Even if she did give me money id probably still work anyways because I like doing whatever I can to help out the people in recovery at the rehab I work at.
...
which sucks and is not fine, at least not if you are a selfish bastard who wants to live
oh man i cant wait to hear where this story goes
thank u for the advice fox
If it sounds too good to be true... well.
This is starting to remind me of the setup that Lexi walked into.
I'm meeting her this Friday. She's flying in from California.
She says she's a widower. She's 31, 10 years older than me, which I'm into.
inb4 fish strangely stops posting forever
Eh I get energy from planetary high magic.
You mean Darin isn't filthy stinking rich?
Who?
Darwin and !Hobbes
At least I think it was something like that, I don't really remember.
He uses Bern's trip now.
Oh, Darwin... no I meant the doctor whatever- some dude she bragged about sleeping with for like half a year or something that was fairly well off.
Oh, how did that turn out?
I was mostly awol while she was most active.
Why did she leave him?
Defending the honor of virgins, I thought. My whole life's been a lie.
Like, when Ray Kurzweil talks about being uploaded into a computer, I wonder if he's haunted by the possibility that he'll die and the facsimile will believe the process was successful.
What happened to Lexi? :(
i really should watch this show
I'm more afraid of nuclear winter.
I don't remember, just remember she ended up not going for that for very long, there was some falling out or something. Then removed everyone. And then I haven't talked to her in... over two years?
Rin when are you gonna dye your hair?
Once or twice a year.
My memories are telling me she usually hits me up around one of our birthdays but the timing might be a bit odd.
She usually tells me not to talk about, or mention, her in threads so I kinda stopped.
Idk. Sometime.
Soto when are you gonna dye your hair?
Soto, do you shave your legs?
...
i keep wanting to dye my hair like a platinum blonde but leave the roots my natural hair color
i want my hair to be longer before i do that though
When my hair starts getting really silver/gray like my dads
Or who knows man, I might just leave it gray cause it looks p cool
Nah man
The only stuff I pretty much shave is the base of my penis and my balls, sometimes I shave my gooch if I know Im going to be messing around with some chick
I dont shave my pubes, I trim them and also trim some of the hair from my thighs cause it gets kinda long
Oh yeah I shave my happy trail cause I dont really like how it looks
p gay
...
It's cute. I don't know why I suddenly enjoy making these macros.
Well, we're supposedly 30 seconds closer to doomsday, so better stock up the bunker.
lmao my friend went to the docotor yesterday and found out he had GERD
I was all laughing and was like "Yeah dude, some shitposter I know has that shit"
Body hair is disgusting tbqh.
...
i really super love the art style
yeah its like
some people look okay with it but like personally i vomit when it starts growing back
goddamn
What's he on?
I can't be fucked to shave all of the hair off my body cause thats wayy too much work
Do you still have that unibrow?
I dunno I didn't really ask, he said he got norcos and some other medication
You said you take like 3 different things, right?
But I think one of em is for your autism
its a laptop friend
4:3 on a laptop? How fucking old is that shit?
2008.
i want a thinkpad
just so like
i can play melty blood and some other anime fighters wherever
and also watch some anime at a cafe
Delicious
they cost
for the lower grade ones yeah but even then i have zero dollars to spend on one
chinkpads are so nice
i used my friends while i was visiting him in california since i didnt have my own laptop to bring
>
Holy shit, I can't wait to meet this girl.
What-
Take me with you, I need this.
G R O S E
...
im a thinkpad
Are you busy this weekend?
whats this hentai
You indeed are below $150
you know
thats the most accurate personification for you ever
No idea
I actually do have prior engagements this weekend... rip the dream.
We're meeting Friday... And I just realized that it's Thursday today like 10 minutes ago
please report back what happens
If I do actually end up moving with her and having money that would be pretty naicu
Do you have proof?
Not yet. She said "I think I want to suck my horse off" and hasn't been online since. This was about an hour ago
...
...
The time has come and so have I
Lot can happen in ten years.
...
...
night
Ban as a prinny in VRChat is so cute because he naturally says dude a lot and his voice is already cute af
i've done it
i've REALLY DONE IT
I HAVE MADE
THE
P E R F E C T NOSE
bask in its glory
It's almost as big as yours wow
Hey Yan, I'm meeting a girl who sucked off a horse tomorrow.
i think this is bigger ? i dunno. i like big noses a lot
I kind of really want to be a fox IRL though.
Her standards seem pretty low so I think you have a chance.
Are you Jewish btw?
That sounds fucking adorable
webm when?
zero percent jew
...Polish maybe?
one of my grandpa's is sorta german
...
...
She says she's rich and she wants me to come live with her
thanks capitalism
...
Black desert online is trash
I don't blame you. That would be cute, and you'd be able to run free and wild.
I decided I had to polish off all the homework and assignments I had due so I drank the rest of my coffee. It's 21:30 and I just realised I have none of the appropriate assignment paper to finish it off.
I wasn't going to go to bed at 11pm today and get a good nights sleep.
I don't quite understand what you're saying here
We've had this conversation many times
oh yeah this game is terrible
i just wanna make characters and it's free this weekend
have we
Psycho Bitch indicator.
She's lying to you.
yes, multiple times you've posted something without a clear message, to which I would respond with the fact that I did not understand said message
Yeah probably. I'm pretty skeptical about it.
She's like a solid 9 though and she's seen pictures of me and wasn't repulsed so I guess I've got that going for me
oh neat!
Better than coming back as a piece of shit curse.
ty fox
Fish is finally gonna get murdered.
I'm not sure I follow. I'm sorry.
i have a question
fish you said "she's like a 9 though" as if to imply that
all other skepticisms aside her being a 9 should prove that its not skeptical at all
I think the way it goes is the demon possess the family line that killed him. Either that or the demon becomes a magical fox and fucks off.
I see. And where did the demon come from?
Definitely lying to you.
Pele I think
You killed Pelé?
The soccer dude?
!!!!
haha what?
por pele
I'm determined to understand what the heck is goin' on.
He killed Pelé and now he is cursed.
you and your flower head
Been 3 hours since horsefucker responded to me. Might be that she's not interested anymore 🤔🤔🤔
I do it for the lore.
Hey what do you think of that Lili boi
Voice isn't girly enough
wait when have you heard my voice
my voice sucks
Lot of things aren't.
You posted a vocaroo one time like a few days ago
oh the one where i was making a terribly bad """girl""" voice
and then i laughed
Is the Benis feminine though? Asking the questions that really matter
...
ew
Liliana is best girl.
ty
Takagi-san's forehead.
Takagi-san's forehead.
Wishes forehead.
But where does Pepe Silvia factor into this?!
...
SMARTLY DRESS CADE
ywn pinch Ioco's hairy cheek and smile as you gently bully him and he blushes under all the straps and constraints.
So like pepe le pew is chasing after a cat with white stripes but its really just a black cat. Pepe stinks though because he's French. I think what they are telling me is to wear deodorant.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
A meaningless response. Terrible and traumatic.
It was on opportunity to amuse myself. I took it. Sue me.
i'm going to learn the piano
Besides, you know I love that little cutie kitty and wanna give him gentle squishes.
I will sink this ship with us both aboard in legal fees if I must. Cuck.
You won’t.
I should learn sax. We can team up.
How can someone with such an adorable kitty be such a damned grouch?
do it.
and then teach me sax.
Because I must suffer you. With your Fordian mass produced shitheap response template.
Horsefucker responded! We're back in business!
Said the horse.
Is she calling it off because you aren't hung like a horse?
But if you learn to play sax, you'll edge me out of the band.
Naw. You're just bein' a turd.
Well a horse is a horse of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course
My plan is to learn sax so you buy me a banjo so I stop playing sax, and you can be go back to being our sax player.
i've been meaning to do the same tbh but i just keep playing drums and the OCCASIONAL guitar
i also reaLLY REALLY wanna learn trumpet
thats number one on list of things i wanna do before imdead
I'm growing more confused as the thread goes on.
Like it matters. You are all bottom feeders anyway.
i'm saying you can just forget the whole thing and make it easier for the both of us if we avoid all this and we go straight to you buying me a banjo or an oboe
You're tearing me apart, Skeeza!
Oh. How much is a banjo?
i want takagi-chan to bully me
im not !
...
Like that one movie scene.
∧,,,∧
( ・ω・) I like milkshake!
( つ旦O
と_)_)
∧,,,∧
( ・◎・) slrrrp
( ゙ノ ヾ
と_)_)
∧,,,∧
( ・ω・) Hmm, tastes like prion disease...
( つ旦O
と_)_)
∧,,,∧
( ・ω・)
( つ O. __
と_)_) (__()、;.o:。
゚*・:.。
_ _ ξ
(´ `ヽ、 __
⊂,_と( )⊃ (__()、;.o:。
V V ゚*・:.。
At least several million.
i want ikt-chan to bully me
Let me hear you play.
you didnt hear the clyp i posted the other day ? i just tossed together a riff with some drums in 30ish minutes
here i'll link it again
__
,、-‐''"" ̄  ̄ヽ
,.、 _,、‐'" ::ヾ、
/ \/ :::::iヽ
‐、- ..,,__/_ ミ|;; :::::i;;;ヽ
‐-`=‐、..,,_ノ ミ|;ノ::: ,;; ::ノi;; i
I think it's a _,,,ノ.'"::: ,、、_/彡 \i、:.. /ノ :::ノ;;; i
steganosaur. `ツ; ,,ノノ;;;'\;,. ヾ;;;;;;::: "" " ス;;;; `、
Λ,,,Λ ヽ'`--─‐<;;;>ヽ;;: ヽー、;;;;;;;;;;;、-、\_ !,;、;;;;; i
(・ω・`) _, -'´ )::: .!;;;;;;;;i i;;;;;;;;|`‐i::: l|\;;;; ヽ_
( ⊃--‐‐ '´ /::: /_> ;;;| /;;;;;/_,.ノ:::: 〉 \;; `‐-、___
u‐‐u´ <~__/'‐--- ' '─‐‐' i、;;_;;_/
that formatted beautifully
liek u :)
...
aw ty
...
_,. -‐''"´ ̄```' ‐ .、._
,.‐'´ `‐.、
./ ・ω・ \ Wake up!
,i´ ⊃ ヽ
. ⊂/ .i、
,i l
| |
. | |
. │ |
. | l
i ,l
. ゙i ,i
. ヽ ,/
\ ./
. `‐.、 ,. ‐'´
`:‐.、. _ _,,.. -‐'"v
v  ̄ ̄
Keep practicing!
...
__][__][__][_]
_][__][__][__]
__][__][__][_]
/ //||_][__]
// ||__][_]
/○ ⌒ヽ ||_][__]
, '/(´ ・-・)||__][_]
___(.っ□o)l|_][__]
__][__][__][_]
_][__][__][__]
__][__][__][_]\
二二二二二二二二二二i
i hate saying this bc it sounds like im trying to sound like im not bad but
i can play better
moreso on drums bc i dont really like guitar, but im not great at combining two seperate instruments by myself
anything complex on either is a hassle putting together into a single track
let alone adding bass to the track sometimes
|
|
|
| ∩∩
( ・-・)
(つ⌒Y^()
O ヘ,_,ノ,_,ノ ────────────────
/
/
/
I don't think it's that since I can reverse the pressure and deflate. There's definitely a correlation between me attempting magic and this "chaos" affecting me so I have to banish its effects afterward.
Literally SHIT tier.
...
i thought prions only affected vegetables
What are you implying here?
Oh I see you're a feminist too.
idk what it is
just showing you where i got the nice text from
what tells you that ?
If only liliana was like gucci gang
You're the guy with curly jewish hair and he played the guitar on that livestream then pretend shot himself right?
gween bean i just had a thought how do u feel about the name vivian cuz for some reason i feel like ur a viv
Don’t take that name.
if only
my hair isnt curly or jewish !!!!
i did do those two things though
vivian is nice
so is lilian
well okay then...
does that make me a feminist ? :
...
It doesn't make you a jew at least.
Afternoon, thred
afternoon cat
do u think im a feminist
yeah duh
How's Fox?
No.
I think the term you are looking for is “effeminate”.
it does sound pretty similar
Hm
...
Disappointing.
Good night.
sleep well, user
nini stinker
sounds like a good stream to me
HI TRACER !!
Hi.
good evening mister
have you had dinner yet ?
No.
Pretty relaxed. The people in this town are getting used to the fact that there's a sorcerer here. I can still feel a bit of animus amongst certain peoples that want to run me over with their car and give me some of the most angry stares or obviously take pictures of me with their phones. Others seem friendly... though it may be people who hate me who are pretending. It seems as though there is a polarization of ideals here...
you shouuld eat
No.
is it like kiki's delivery service
I'm good how are you?
that's just how it works. You can never turn everyone to your side, no matter how hard you try.
I am absolutely shit.
Had to leave work early because sick and got the absolute worth fourth member for my Master's comps...
*brushes* wish I could help you with that sickness
I just don't want a crossbow bolt through my heart, or my hands cut off, of be stuffed in a storage container for a long ass time.
Never watched it.
She says she's coming over at noon!
God damn I'm fucking hyped
How is getting shot in the heart like Kiki's an any way?
wait she's going to drink all the semen?!
youu shold
in kiki's
she's a new witch in town and the town gets used to there being a witch in the town
lemme guess: Kiki is a kitsune.
But nobody really actively disliked her being around from what I can remember.
nope ! just a girl
I wonder if I should start working on a Zero Two folder.
It's only 2 episodes in but last I checked there was like 900 something entries on gelbooru.
It's the Japanese guilt culture that kills me to death.
you should really watch Kiki's, along with the rest of the miyazaki films
...
there was some mild disgruntlement from a lot of citizens
why bang?
That's like, a subplot.
I think that Japanese guilt culture was brought over to America in some areas, Hawaii in particular had strict Catholic schools. Uniforms, all boy segregation, pagan teachings, etc.
...
It would suck to be a Tengu in the middle of Tokyo.
...
Why haven't they made a furry post apocalyptic animated movie yet
They could call it
Angery Awoo, Furry Road owo
the rural south has the same thing in places.
It is just how cultures go sometimes
why do i keep dooing this
Aurora ? Bunker ???
genji is cancer
everything is cats :D
maybe the problem is the 1 whole second of objective time
!!!!!
it's called defence
It was a 9 minute game.
what does all that mean ???
do you never defend from the objective?
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
...