we dem boiz
We dem boiz
i wont be getting off to it. it is alarming the amount of pain he must be in to take a cock all the way up to the hilt like that.
This is concerning.
Meh, he might be used to it.
Also, that is a shame.
I do have a lot more sfur than gfur. And also, what was the outcome?
He sucked that dick.
Purity is fleeting.
Well, it is a sexual comic...
ill never have a femboi with a loose butthole to play with.
You could be my femboi though...
Not implying your butthole is loose
Purity is a lie.
I didn't know that until the second page - it coulda been a one page joke because tee-hee- immature humour.
nah im too old. once you become too old in the gay community you're either a top or out.
Saying that is a blatant lie and you know it.
Yeah, Moogs, you'd be a top.
On top of his dick. :^)
I would get a brain tumor if I went too fast.
I don't follow.
I am still older than you. And bigger. You can be my bottom.
Actually the anal walls go pretty comfortably far deep. It's the thickness of the penis that can cause hemorrhoids.
i thought you were only closeted
then why does it make it easier if you go slow. riddle me that
Meh, I am just me.
good for you man
Way to kill joy, bro.
because you're a pussy who doesn't like being slammed.
im nothing but a disappointment.
show me your cock then.
So let's disappoint each other.
i really gotta p
Purity is real.
this book is a trip read this: I masturbate, thinking about first Evelyn, then Courtney, then Vanden and then Evelyn again, but right before I come—a weak orgasm—about a near-naked model in a halter top I saw today in a Calvin Klein advertisement ”
i hope this guy isnt a fucking hack like the guy who wrote andromeda strain. the only reason i bring him up is that similarly this book is all about build up.
These seems related.
Any writer that writes, "I masturbate" is already a fucking lamer.
I know all about erotica.
It is a shame you never liked my singing
this is faggotry
Of course it is.
my sisters got big hips
why dont i have like
medium hips instead of non-existent hips
I have awoken.
Because you underwent a masculine puberty.
Because of that thing in between them.
time to get a time machine and rewrite history
would either of you like to join
I wanna be a 19th century cowboy.
ohhhh HECK YES
I WANNA BE A COWGIRLLLLL
COWGIRL LILI 🤠🤠🤠🤠 HOWDY PARDNER, *PTOOT SPITTIN* YOU DON LOOK LIKE UR FROM AROUN THEEESE PARTS BOY..... YOU BEST GET A LITTLE DOGGY ON GET ON GONE PAL....
hi tracer ! :3
I wanna be a girl.
Drop me by early 1000s Byzantium, time to become a Varangian guard.
*smokes a bowl*
But that's so boring.
At least rewrite yourself to be a Queen.
I'll settle for just being an eternal loli with a planeswalker's spark.
yeah yeah yeah you and everybody else
BACK A THE LINE PAL !!!!!!
(like current day girl or some other time girl)
can do !
hows your night ?
i was in orlando today since i had errands to run but while i was there ! got some pho
got some boba
played some ddr
listened to a podcast on my way home ! not a bad day :3
not being the all powerful unstoppable DM that has to set up all the pieces and learn the manual and direct the players and stop squabbles and remind people of the rules
How's it going thread-folk?
Moved all this stuff out of the store room for mom to sell at the auction. I refuse to channel energy so it was interesting how my body starts looking inward for muscle contraction.
whats monday ?
A day of the week.
AAAAAAA BUT WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR IT
WHAT DOES MONDAY HAVE IN STORE
i h8 monday
Miserably sick and can't get rid of the congestion, can't even speak now.
I won't be on call.
Can't even speak
A rare aliment for you.
Ew gross. Get some mucinex or something, diggy :(
Just got home from work. Getting all excited for tomorrow^^
well if thats what u wanna do to enjoy your day off
enjoy that time
lili has to sleep now
is very tired uwu
nini tracer !!
whats tomorrow welma
you know its okay to say goodnight back snd MAYBE throw in a headpat if ur feelin it
A date with a cute boy .//.
I have like the max strength Mucinex and some other shit. Even using a sinus rinse thing where it just blows salt water up your nose to rinse out the golf ball sized amounts of snot that seems to replenish in like two hours.
What are you doing tomorrow?
It'll pass, I'm sure.
dates are overrated
go see a film alone like a real person
im going to sleep why am i still posting
go see a film alone like a real person
Only losers do that.
Sounds like bronchitis or pneumonia, bro. You should go to the doctor's.
i do it all the time
Multiple times a month
i dont like watching film with most people they tend to make the experience worse
"I'm a loser, sometimes several times"
That wasn't in question.
I have an appointment tomorrow.
Only losers do that.
i do it all the time
My point exactly.
anyone wanna play some Overwatch?
im really goin 2 sleep now
luv u all
hug n k is
If I wasn't so terrible at it, sure.
*If it wasn't so terrible, sure.
What's everyone up to?
Considering more sleep.
this is spoilers and you everytime yall are in thread together
getting smasht in overwatch
Spoilers is NOT Eva, though.
sleep at a more realistic time!
Spoilers still posts?
oh, that sucks
And it's not the same Spoilers from the last 2 years.
You realize I work nights, right?
I didn't know this, no
Midnight to 8.
Do you at least get "adjustment pay", where it's like a little more an hour to work nights?
I take back what I said, then!
I think like a buck?
Yeah. I run a kitchen by myself.
Yeah. Day shift has 6 people at the store.
Nights get 2. And most days they don't stock my shit like they are suppose to, and left a lot of cleaning for us because health inspector.
Sounds like you work with quite the bunch.
10 grand in the bank and I'll probably quit.
Probably a good idea.
lol welcome to the kitchen ;p
It's boring as shit though. I want to call in.
Oh, one of those too huh. Endure it until you can quit man.
not too bad!
Quit saying hi then disappearing!
That goes for everyone!
don't leave me, TB
I'm just waiting for the inevitable day where Cato puts a wig on a geode, calls it Kadence, and sticks his dick in it.
How is the fox?
fasting to lose some weight so brain is cloudy and it's kind of making me a semen demon. How are you?
fasting to lose weight
Or you could not just tank your health, eat properly and work out but hey, effort.
I am doing ok, kinda sick.
But I got my whiskey glasses in! I guess I'm a snob now
And you shouldn't fast, go run instead!
but running does suck..
It's the magician way.
the blizzworld map is so good, i think they are getting better at making new maps
*Huggu* Feel better, cute-o.
I really home so, if this gets worse things are gonna be bad
get the switchaxe
You'll get better~
listen to some bomb ass beats
how was your day
I'm probably going support hunter.
hunting horn or hammer boi?
It was alright
didntdo much but work
I've been sleepiing so much recently
got two full sessions of 8 hours sleep last night
went to bed at like midnihgt and then when I looked at the clock it was 10 a.m but it felt like I didnt sleep so I was panic'd cause I had to go to work so then I slept til 4 and had to rush to work
I'm not a hundred percent sure but I have this vivid memory in my mind of trying to D'arce choke my blanket and gripfighting with my pillow to put my hand where it needed to be
when I was like half awake
im looking for a job # 2 again
trying to find something that's tele-commuting but tbh they never pay as much as on-site :/
I have no idea what a d'arce choke is but it sounds dangerous
If only. I miss him.
starting to get better at this
Hunting horn and bow gun. Might see what else I am interested in. Hammers are nice.
nope, gonna die
need to make this moment count
Just quit, the game is garbo.
ive always wanted to be a hammer man but I love slicing tails off too much
$60/h from home
It takes a while to get use to them.
I can break chestrs and shit if you get tails.
what is this jizz jockey
D'arce choke is kinda like a rear naked from the side
You get an arm up under the armpit then thread it through under the neck and grip with the other hand kinda like a guillotine
Doesnt work very well on blankets
what's your current job about if you'd be willing to share? just not happy there? why do you need a secon job?
Majin Android 21.
My current job is in an electronics laboratory. I make a healthy amount, I am fairly happy, but I plan on making some large purchases soon, so having another one will supplement me nicely.
til what a d'arce choke is
What is this?
the story of Cupid and Psyche from 'Metamorphoses'
idk who that is
nor do I care
Didn't that poster go by Sultan of Swing?
And like that you have lost me.
You aren't usually this apathetic, bardo.
I don't like animal fuckers
Guess that means I won't ever get to hang with Bard IRL.
WE can make love regardless.
do blazikens count as animals
I do believe that was one of his names somewhere.
Jagger wasn't an animal fucker, so far as I knew.
Unless you are calling me an animal fucker, which is just rude and untrue.
I'm not sure.
does this channel do things other than mythology?
one would be inclined to believe you were based on what you've posted so far
I know nothing of your life
as you of mine
yeah they have history an stuff two
It's unique because there are two people on the channel, Red and Blue
dont steal my kawaii avatars Im stealing from them : 3
how bout now
Bard, most people know about you. You blog post all the time in massive paragraphs.
I kind of recall him.
her art style looks like
no information ha been provided that can change my lack of knowledge on this subject
the image, bard!
it's a blaziken
I like her voice
if somebody were to fuck that
I would look upon them with distaste
Bardo, please. Don't make me play you some bagpipes.
But you need to stop posting that weird raymond thing.
I think it is actual audio from the movie.
But yes, I agree.
Wow. Ignored by Bard after he said we were cool the other day.
well it's a good thing that I have never fucked a blaziken before
i have no answer to your passive comment
its gonna be one of those threads huh
What kind of threads? A shit show? Ain't it always?
Meltdown in 3, 2, 1...
at least x poster and x poster arent blowing clouds of their fag smog into the thread
Well, I could easily start if you are going to be like that.
Here you go, Grim
It's fine. I have lost a lot of interest in being your friend given your disposition.
I understand the words you have used, but they are not in any form that makes sense as a whole.
i have lost nothing
wanna know a bomb ass website to update your porn folder you post from a lot?
hit the nsfw
pure gold in there
How's Eva doing?
What is that, exactly?
The night treating you well?
I'm not sure I want to click an unknown link from a generally not well known poster. No offense intended. Maybe on my computer.
You said we were cool and you constantly just shit talk. Stop being a dick and you wouldn't lose so many friends.
I'm not a that, I'm a who. I'm a Mandy.
MANDY IS A LADY NAME
Well I don't receall even saying anything to you this thread
You're the one getting angry because I don't like your little random furry fucker friend
gonna sacrifice anyone on the super omega blue blood moon?
why does bard hate mandy now
And I'm always a woman to you.
Stop this Kyle
You don't deserve that big toblerone
B E H A V E
Yes, a boy named Sam.
because I don't like your little random furry fucker friend
I just don't want to be clicking stuff on my phone. I googled scroller but if course that just brought up some dictionary posts.
I was actually curious what the animal is. I assume something ferrety, but there are a couple elongated mammals that look similar.
Everybody hates Mandy. At last anybody who knows well enough.
I hope it's not a Sam that I know
three L's. It's optimized for mobile. Collects gifs/webms from various reddits and displays them in a gallery you can scroll through, organized by general tags. You can filter the ones you like and the ones you don't so it zones in on that good shi.
Yes. Because "I hate animal fuckers" being all you seem to talk about gives me the warm fuzzies.
there are no problematic furries in thread currently
YOU ARE A PROBLEMATIC FURRY
so what if he hates furries
if his hatred falls on deaf ears, it'll just go into the atmosphere harmlessly
well like who else is there
I want to be the girl though.
I'm a knotty boy.
What the fuck is this abomination?
I WANT TO BE A TROUBLE CHILD!
filename ya doof.
you're getting there >:(
I wasn't even talking to you
I hate furries
I hate people who post furry porn in the threads
that's a problem to you?
I have nothing more to say
today, tomorrow, or otherwise
No one tell Bard that Darwin is basically a furry
you getting monster hunter?
It's a marten I believe, officially. But basically a snow ferret.
he might implode if he found out
Go to KFC
"You want the thigh or the titty?"
I am a bad dog.
You treat people like shit for liking people you don't.
Why should we treat you any different?
Alright, I'll try it on your recommendation, bud. But I don't really need porn on my phone.
this game is yours
There is no game.
You're just a cunt to like, nearly everyone.
Like, the instant Sonata comes in thread you rave at them with no provocation.
CAN YOU NOT SEE THE IRONY?
I may have posted some gfur. But only a couple pics. Too lazy to change my folder.
good rave or bad rave
I am a true seductress.
Like TP on Smiles kind of rave.
Not the unts unts unts rave.
You know, I quite approve if that site. I'll have to browse it tomorrow. Thank you.
I guess he doesn't deserve a big toblerone.
But what the fuck is with that much goddamn mayo?
Alas. How can I go about my animal fucking in a world that frowns on it?
Don't look at me like that unless you are going to drop your pants.
Do any of us really?
sinni should make a spirit of mary jane folder
hope a little trust was gained here
you'd have to ask Luka
I woke up one day with that image in my inbox
dont fuck animals
fuck pokemon cuz theyre not real
I spit on your sexual attraction
Does Nanachi count?
I don't really trust people. Ever. It's nothing personal. But you do seem like good people.
what is that
I haven't done that in ages.
Thought a Pangoro would be tops right about now.
I have nothing against your dislike for furries and or pokes but I like to respect your likes and dislikes enough not to shove it in your face
so I hope for a little respect in return, that's all
I heard good things about this series
I have heard good things as well, but only from dumbasses.
[wahhh~] who me bun.jpg
that shit is mean
I gotta check it out tho
Anyone I love left?
just me diggy
That girl from your image had a very self-satisfied expression, is all.
You will tell me if it is any good.
Darwin's here too tho. I wanna see his tiramisu
or you could sit down and watch a couple eps w me u fuck
tell me more about this tiramisu meme
This past week I've been in the company of friends who've left my life a long time ago
a bunch of them for a few days in a row now all by circumstance it would seem
Kind of weird
they all have kids and shit now
people I would've considered my best friend at a time and now it's just akward being around them
you ever experience naything like that?;
I had one a week ago.
Should I post sad anime girls instead?
Staggering commitment to do that.
The one you started with was superior.