KANG thread

KANG thread.

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3rd best animu girl

WEwas

*wuz

You bigot.

who is number 2?

or, they weren't and it's one of the stupidest things a rapper has ever said.
lil john has more sense.

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who is that?

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Mashiro Shiina from Pet Girl

Grumble grumble

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Fish who are you going to go fuck?

Gimme the deets so I can lmao

when is the last time you had sex that wasn't playing pretend on the internet

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shouldn't that be kangz?

oh, I shall look into this show.

go tem

When was the last time you did anything that wasn't manning the gloryhole at your "gym"?

Excuse me for not being up to date on black people memes.

you know id think you would be better at coming up with insults after being on the internet for like, most of your free time
guess the meth fried your brain

why not be celibate?

It is one of my favorites

danky kang

Because being in random discords 24/7 is much nobler.

meth is a hell of a drug bro you better stay away from that shit

thats like poor people nigger heroin

Should have warned him 5 years ago tbh.

Im on my way home right now

Some homeless guy actually offered me meth on the way to her place. Gave him the address to the rehab I work at.

In hindsight I should have just called the cops when I was out of sight because then he would have been forced to go.

You literally live in your parents' basement smoking pot, refusing to see the light of day and shower for days at a time.

Shut up.

was it berenstein or berenstain guys?

berenstain

so you are original to this universe.

Wish you totally missed it dude

I forgot my friends internet has like some Candian IP or some shit so I decided to post as you and was talking all this mad shit on Ikt, he thopught it was you so he was a sadboi lmao

Rin wouldn't stfu about adding him on LINE so I added him

Berenstain Bears sucked.

Yeah, Ikt called me a bully over it yesterday :(

which one did you remember it as?


c’mon they were great, what books did you like as a little kid?

burnsteen

You are a bully though

Also Ch 7 of Nagatoro-san dropped earlier today

It sounded a lot like Frankenstein and that was easier to pronounce so everyone remembered it that way.

I always remembered berenstein, so it was really weird when everyone started complaining about it.


you are human garbage.

Hank the Cowdog.

You wish.

Have you read the latest Yuzumori tho?

Who's fucking idea was this garbage

can I have them?

Mexicans.

Pretty sure that's a dumbass white people thing, like putting avocado in everything.

Nigger, have you EVER had Mexican candy?

I mean I do live in a border state

did it surprise you that you remembered wrong?


never heard of it


that looks gross af

Arizona represent.

or, it has legit changed, and I am from the other universe.

MARICOPA COUNTY REPRESENT

Missouri.

South West Valley ww@

going to bed now.

only thing guaranteed worse is Lays Korean BBQ flavor

North valley crew Warwick email

Nigga, I don't even need to wish cause that shit is true lol

Nah, link me fam


Omaewananimononanda

Fucking weird as shit, literally all the Phoenix fags I know are literally spread across every far corner of the valley.

Maricopa county meet up when

It would be like 10 posters there's so many of us here

Apparently batoto is ded already
mediafire.com/file/g1lz4s7hpbdby98/Chapter 28.zip

Are there really?

10 was a bit of an exaggeration
Me
You
Shiro
And at least 2 anons

There was another named poster here but I can't remember who it was

Yeah /a/ won't stfu about him

yawaspi.com/yuzumori/comic/037_001.html

There's also chapter 29 but Dumbnut hasn't translated it yet :^)

What about Cup? Or does Cup not count anymore?
So we're at 8 or 9 maybe, unless a few of those anons you're just confused about.

Either way.
Wanna go like blast soda jugs and trash inna desert?

That Yuri trash still ain't as good as Nagatoro handjobs

Cup killed himself.

Oh yeah, forgot about cupcake

This fucking page though

kys if you don't think it's better than shitty Nagatoro

RIP

Never fired a gun before

Her eyes are too big

She's gross

You're gross tbh

Someone has to think of the children, and it seems like Luka is doing just that.

Interesting.

Luka is a woman of taste. Loli is trash.

He'd probably condemn dogs too though.

Good try Wish, but you're filtered, remember?

Ah, so 5th dimensional chess is the shitposting being served tonight.

Incorrect, you are merciful.

I'm not a fan of chess~

You're expression of free will has yet to alter any of the pieces already in play. You've yet to notice but the game is lost.

I am a vengeful and unruly god.
You are nothing to me unless you are subservient.

Not as gross as your fucking Tuque

That shit is ugly af

That's okay, I surrender anyways :3

Smiles. Wish has a chess board on his tummy.
I challenge you to a game of chess. Darwin can lick Wish's feet while we play.

I'm too fat for a chess board to balance on my tummy tho

Have you ever even seen a tuque?

Yeah, I've seen a cap before

Duh, Wish

I'll lick your tummy so there is suction between it and the playing parts.

Need to recount those calories fatty

Gross.


Like a baseball cap? :^)


I've only eaten like 700 today :^(

ur gros

i no :(

A knit cap you fuckin bozo


Goddamn order yourself a large diet coke while you're at it too Fish 2.0

Planned from the start


I accept, but it must happen during the sunrise on Feb 2. Located at Punxsutawney.
This way I can plan my moves based on if the groundhog in live moment to moment action.

No can do.
I'll be too horny from the groundhog.

Are you a man that cannot play even through your baser desires. Surely this is but a proverbial molehole to the mountain that is facing against me.

You mean a tuque.

How many have you eaten today? :^)


I've been bamboozled.

I'd rather fuck the ground hog honestly.

I dunno man, all I know is that I'm skinnier than you
Get fucking btfo hambeast

evening, thread

but soto you're a spic
you can lose weight
you cant become un-spic

This is the meaning of calculated.


HA! This is why it can only happen at Punxsutawney.

Bastard.

I've slowly but surely been eating cup noodle for years and smoking so much weed that my eyes look asian and I look pale and unnourished like a true Jap

if MSG filled chink food and weed could turn a nigga asian my fat ass would've been Hirohito halfway through highschool

MSG kills!

but kero you're a nigger
you can lose weight
you can't become un-nigger

i bought msg on amazon to put in my eggs and its delicious
the only real complaint about it thats legit is it gives some folks headaches


i'm irish and french you fuckboy im lily white

and that may even be placebo

i shower every day, you sad little broken man

sorry it took so long to reply, i was busy winning five times in a row on the new Blizzard map to reply

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Just barely finding out about Tonari no Seki-kun

i guess tsuchi went to go get more meth so he can't shitpost back at me :(

rip erio
rip tsuchi
rip cup

gone but not forgotten

not sure if I want to buy

He's not getting meth, but he is a bit disposed.
I can transfer the message he has for you though.
"You're retarded"

Go to sleep.

tell him he should stop doing meth if he's already really frail, be might trip over all his shit talk 2007 4chan insults and bust his jaw open

night smiles!

anyone still here?

hello

how's Mori?

I've been meaning to play video games since I got home but all I've been doing is looking at twitter and watching youtube videos

such is life

that reminds me, i was gonna read manga tonight instead of watch youtube

I feel you.
Way too real.

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my friends all planned on going on a late night Denny's run at this time right now

but they all fell asleep apparently

im gonna go get chicken nuggets

bring me some

ill see what i can do

what kind of sauce

sweet and sour

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okay got it

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bbq sauce is best just wanna put that out there

i bet we could eat like 100 chicken nuggets together easy

isn't 100 nuggies in one box an actual thing they do?

Me and two other friends ate 100 once

i havent heard of this but it would not surprise me with the crave cases existing

ya'll dont even know what bbq sauce is

They don't sell boxes of 100 nuggets but you can order in multiples of 20

I like this video

bullshit i don't, i bought a bottle of distilled liquor bbq sauce and grilled fish wrapped in bacon with it

shit was delicious

amazon.com/Bourbon-Pappys-White-Lightnin-Sauce/dp/B000NL3YX6

distilled liquor?

If it isn't vinegar based, it inst bbq

okay to be fair you said bbq sauce not hotsauce, i will leave you to your bad opinions though

A1 is great and that's it

god damn it now you've got me watching videos of rockets landing instead of playing vidya

A1 is steak sauce and is great.


you mean my awesome opinions

buuuut, isn't all liquor distilled?

i just like that word, plus its called pappys XXX white lightning sauce, doesn't get much more moonshine than that

is it from the Appalachians?

well, time to play some torbjorn!

lol like who even cares about toxic people in games spit your shit homie i dont care if you're better than me just a game

ranked is lame

A1 stinks

you stink

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im going to thinly slice steak and throw it on an iron pan at medium high eat, crisp it a little, and then cook it up with some eggs and make a sandwich

online dating is for weirdos

and you are young

smh just dont date problem solved

its how i get along


ooo
can i have some

Alright!

no you lili, no you cant

aw :c

you only get a cup of pee

ill take what i can get

i hate emailing employers bc its like

i cant do the thing where i put a space and then an a question mark or exclamation mark

like this !
or this ?
makes me sad.

why would you do that in the first place?

It makes you look like you don't know what you're doing, like all those people who do weird things with commas

i like doing it thats why

quiet night

smoke smoke

Who else /insomnia/ here

i got up at like
1:30

Pm?

Sometimes I wake up at 3p on days off.

am

How much sleep did you get?

8 i think

I wonder if kissshot is around

Atleast it's enough for you
I think


Doing anything besides posting?

HAIL TO THE KANG

alright yeah scootsy's here now heck yeah

I did a heckin' woke and now is crumpet tiem
what up?

-stares out the window, squeaking sadly for Ika. Wishes she'd come home- :

Good talk

cute android chompin

smonshin that water melawn
im playin ffxiv


-waves-

I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color


-pats sonata on the shoulder-


Wademerron! Cutest Android! Seh krillin it ded

stompin' them chocobos

Never forget

i cannot understand what you are saying TO BE HONEST


dont be mean to the chocos !! >.>

:@

I speaking japanese, she eating the watermelon! And chocobos are just birbs... birbs are DUMB

birbs are cute and precious dont be mean

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Well, you got me there, just look at this birbo

youtube.com/watch?v=eyBIFeqMokY


Masn, that poor soul RIP in asaroth

-squeaks-

:

see be nice to the borbs

-SQONKS-

Pet teh birbos!
Pet teh lily!

They will be home soon ^^

pet pet pat pat pet pat

YEP YEP! Don't stop! more pets ^w^

-pat pat-

Hm, how do I tell frens that I had told I was free this weekend and going to do partying/socializing with that I actually misread my rota and am working all weekend... hm hm hm. SUppose I got to fake my own death

just be honest and im sure theyll be okay with it

and if theyre not then they probably dont trust you that much and are big lamers

I ams ure they'll be fine with it, they usually are. I'll just get some bants. Urgh, i'll give it an hour and drop the knowledge. Better a few days in advance so that they cant say im a poopybutthole.

yeah it gives them time to readjust !

They'll be fine!

WHADDUP BIG PIMPS

fucking pay to win faggots

i want the stripey android 18 shirt :v

Imagine, how cute you'd be

big cute i assure you

Can I get i aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa large cute please

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Man, now im thirsty

ON ITS WAY

Yep Yep! Prime delivery!

i love that color palette

a zooper cute Mikasa!

Bein a cute a boop

mikasa ?

the cutie's name, MIKASA ES SU CASA

who is that

Mikasa Ackerman of Attack on Titan.

i dont think im ever gonna watch aot

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hi ikt !!

hellolil

how is your morning/afternoon ?

Sad, unfortunate.

i cant believe i'm still not here :c

(also this movie is absolute garbage)

Gonna watch Fuari no Tobari

I'm guessing my regret will be immeasurible
And my day will be ruined

morning slow good
how lil

I'm prety drunk so and this boy's voice is so high pitched it hurts my fucking eats lol

a lil cold
havin a good morning
might make a lil snack here soon :3

njoy snak!

I wish I had a tasty pastry

Don't do it.

I cannot believe that you, Liliana of the House Jacksonville, are still not there,.

It's too late

Pastry and cappu -w-

ty ikt :3


jacksonville ? i do not like jacksonville

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You could stop ?

Way too late for that.

Its Joek!

yeah it better be >.>

chu chu chu

Why are you watching it ?

Because its fucking awful lol

it doesnt feel like i've been up for almost 6 hours

The style in this shit is fucking bizarre lol
It's like they decided to be as minimalistic as possible but then detail the weirdest dumbest shit lol

What a great story of rape turned romance for two trannies.

Night owl hoot hoot

Ironically masturbating to gay porn

da blood titan

gotta kill em all

gotta stab em in the sbtababasraes

stab lirry

bloodgirl comin soon to a theatre near you

I didn't masturbate or even get an erection tbh

Now in iMaxxx

the best part aboutu the cold is when
your hand is all freezin and you put it under your bum and sit on it and its nice and warm :3

Squished butt hands! Toasty

sqonshed.
who is liliana jr ?

I cant believe there is a lilyJR

where are they ?

Not very believable

Who knows! This sounds like some X-men shiet

You believe Team #'s are cool so who cares what you think. :3

no swearing

Is meme you dip

me but irl

On the bottom

BUT

I made enough friends to actually make a team.

What would this team even do?

Put catears on Wixy

actually this is me irl

i didnt know you had brown hair

Totally

-pet-

its a cute length too
maybe one of the best lengths haur can be to be honest

Young Money

-feels a little better-


Wise money*

ugh

u ever just think about how much u eat and ur like

wow this is not enough how am i not dead
its like
that plus the amount of sugar being intaken as well as disregard for being fit

im like a time bomb of health problems

Yeah, me and Mike WiLL pull up to AOD back to back
Them AMG 63’s

I'm fat so I'm being a bit anno right now.

Ban you know Wixy is probably some 20-30 year old dude with a soundboard right?

-yanpettu-

what is being a bit ANNO ?

mike will doesnt have anything aside from a good name drop

Does that actually mean something or did you make it up?

anorexic

Fuck it up, fuck it up

It means something and I didn't make any part of it up.

oh


did he produce that track ?

21 THOUSAN WONS
-ffllrrrr-
SHE SAID IM THAT !!!!!!!!!!!

I fucking love Wixy


I've spent so much time playing with them

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You a bitch, word to my nigga, Short
We won't never write no statement, we ain't showing up in court

That's not what I asked dude but ye they're breddy okay

no im not

goyim

does it actually matter what they are ?


same


I'm pretty happy I met them in a random pub.

You lost yours


You a little bitty bitch, you should work at Hooters

HOW DARE YOU

honestly

im kind of offended

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early mornin stylin namsayin

smoke weed daily

Do you ?

smoke tobacco sometimes like every 5th day or something

yes lol

Eat it instead.

I fed some dogs a bunch of bread

I found some avatars you might like.

why ?


Are they cuter than Lucie ?

I like them

What isn't cuter, tbh

fuck the post didn't go through at first
now I just come off as a furry

hi squiddy !

Dogs are my favorite

I had two bulldogs for a long time

loved them so much

gay

what up

I had a malamute who was a big guy but he kept wandering around the town. I like German Shepherds because they stay on the farm.

think again

im playin osu!mania
smackin my fightstick pressin the buttons gettin the combos

whats going DOWN in squiddy town

My best friend had one and it never left his property even though they didn't have fences.

nice

My ex was living away at the time and my malamute kept looking for him.

ill post a video hang on

Thats pretty cute

cute pic

I dunno what you like

What are gypsies looking for anyway?

smacking

smack

man, i am worst rust.

thicccccc potions

gay as FUCK, told you

hoping for some duskworld but its pretty ded in aus right now

thanks


Seems unlikely

you probably have at least some idea


I think it was a vargulf last time I checked

would you say you are

rusty


time to move to US solely to play duskworld at this hour

You only checked one side though.

Which side did I miss ?


Everything will come full circle in time.

I showed you my war side instead of my peace side.

good idea tbh
what else matters

Damn straight!

It wasn't your fault.


but you really shouldn't turn on the wrong moons like that

to be honest ? not much.
lil squid in the big usa comin soon

I don't really know anything.

wha?

Could of played VRchat and learned something.


Turning on the wrong moon is the leading cause of vargulfs

My sister is pretty fucky a lot more than usual lately.

end her

You're the one with the godamn crossbow wtf man.

I did play it.

You want me to shoot her ?

I don't think you've met any of my friends yet

vrchat was fun for the small time before it blew up to be honest

it was nice talking to people but its mostly memes
some smaller rooms are okay

oh god they are multiplying

No! Holy shit I'm surrounded by lizards.

oh okay


Lick them

fuck me I'm fucking bored
even timewasters like youtube are giving me nothing but shit I don't care about or have seen

what
I'd only known about wixy when it comes to your VRchat friends

It's not easy talking to people

Who do you think this guy is writing my name?

go pee

Use Vrchat to develop social skills.

A) I don't examine every picture you post that carefully
B) I can't even read that
C) that was before I showed up

I don't think so

I post like once a day these days what the fug

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