New

I would like to take me to church

him to *

...

I'm not sure of that~

it's hot.

give me your eggs.

they are grade AA

facts

Well, you are the scientist. I'll believe you.

For now...

I am infallible!

it's hot until they break open insnide you

mygood.stream/ufc/ufc2.php

CoMain

Daniel Cormier defends his title Vs Volkan Oezdemir

Next up is Ngannou V stipe
if you wanna watchu

*Pets*

!!

ty for the share

How are you?

I am doing ok.

Food time, though!

♥

It's quiet tonight

OLD

...

...

...

It iiiiis~

food was good~

huggu

That's pretty lewd, and rude

Yan almost made me piss myself laughing

I shield bashed something and he made a joke that I held it like a chair in a wrestling match and said "IN COMES AILA WITH THE S T E E L S H I E L D"

So?~

...

is wrong!

is good, tho

...

maybe

That is good!

Can confirm. Hu butt is in fact good tho.

Dont deny it!

What is Eva distracted with?

Couldn't possibly know whenever it is or not, silly

Maybe is not denial, nor is it confirmation

Many things, my Cato.

I do though.

I'll take that as a yes

come ooon, tell me~

How?

If you insist~

I insist!

Watching stuff mostly, plus I was making tea~

Or do you mean earlier?

You want me to say in public?! D-doushio...

In general!

whacha waaatchin?

So silly~

You're silly too!

I can't believe Cato and Hupony are dating.

Only Eva is silly

Cardcaptor!

But you are my qt.

Really makes you think!

wat

Nah, you too!

Not a framework

Was that?

absolutely impossible

...

Not dating

Married

Very, very likely

I'd marry you

Who is the wife?

Cutie*

There you go. Though I find it interesting you didn't question the possessive part of that~

Sequel to the like 90's animu by the same name!

45% chance

oh, isn't that airing right now?

Okay lets get married in VRchat

become my vrife

Hu duh

Wrong.
I couldn't be bothered~

More like 85

Eww, VR

75, at most

Ew Hu

Ew hu ew

my head hurts
clyp.it/fkhy3imm

...

...

i wanna play dnd someitme

Hu rhymes with poo.

Yush, it is.

Excuses.

It does not rhyme with poo

too bad magical girls are lame~

I was at the pub with Zombiegirl and someone came in with their dicks out.

Alrighty, I can live with that

Pretty much

Nah, none of those

We should get married anyways.

...

I can live with Hu

yo

iktf

Sure! Hit me up on disc and we'll talk about having you join.

How rude

wat is disc

Wow.

Wow.

Such bullies.

Discord

Like full on penis

He forced a Felix trap to touch it

You brought it on yourself!

is that rape
did you just itness a rape

yay!

How sweet~

That too

Hmph.

Too mean.

It was kinda rape

I let your kid watch

I took a lot of weird pictures on my journey

We should have a nice ceremony

that's a lewd doggo!

What're you gonna do about it?

That's me

Nah, that costs money, might as well skip it

You post plenty lewd doggos yourself

I would never do such a thing!

Alright then we should probably just have sex already

Go to bed. ;-;

Lewds~

You aren't even gay though

*pat*

Nooooo, it's too early for bed!

Mean!

When did that happen ?

Hey Ban
Stop fucking cheating on me you thot

Hmph. Goodnight, Hubutt.

It's too late. Am broked. :c

Night Cato

y-you too

It never changed

Aww :<
Sleep tight!

How old is your daughter ?

I've changed on the inside.

You made me understand who I really was.

get fixed pls!

Sleep well

does Hu vidya?

I didn't ask.

Yeah, naaaah

Every day :3

Go find out

This is tearing me apart already

You were already torn~

I'm hungry though and I want to lick your feet.
And like, I just got done DM'ing my Pathfinder session and no one bought me pizza.

I want to touch Helck's muscles

those fuckin teeth

What games?

I shouldn't have let you in a second time.

Sounds like you got a lot of problems then.

This is my VRchat avatar

I just saw rape and murder

Old stuff like Might and Magic.
Mostly Runescape and lately vanilla WoW though.
Newest stuff I play would be the occasional Truck Sims

Mistakes were made

We need a divorce

Fix one for me.

you sound like a european

Yan was making fun of all my janky equipment :(

ik

how does that work in vrchat?

That was quick~

Nah, many do play newer games. I just find most to be awfully boring
*pat*
Oh, do play Civ sometimes too, although it's been a while now

Today i was rave

Thats pretty gay dude

You wanna come find out ? ;)

hot

fast

short

I really wanna play VRchat with you.

casper is that u

I mean the truck simulator bit
*pat back*
Civ is evil!

This was the murder Grim

genuinely a creepy image

If I had a week to myself I probably would

with a handmade avatar too

very nice
did you make monies

Civ is based

...

It is impossible to stop playing until you win

This girl had a bucket full of knuckles and she was eating them.

There's an American one of them too, but the European one is better for now. Larger map and more trucks.
ATS will get there eventually.
Yep, it really is :3

I wqnna plqy hide the sausage with you

In the "flesh"

No filters or editing crap, just really dialated pupil gave of reflection in otherwisedarkened room

Na, but i didnt spend money either

but evil!

What is the fun in driving a truck, tho?

Sounds pretty gay dude

Literally the reaction everybody had ever.
Then they try it and find out it's pretty damn comfortable and a great way to pass time.
store.steampowered.com/app/227300/Euro_Truck_Simulator_2/
It's no coincidence~

also depends on if you are into that
I am not going to give it a bad review because I was bored, especially because I know plenty of people like it.

justice.

fair trade man

how is roaming going?
hope you are abl to stay warm and wellfed

Do you have a headset, Archives?

HELLO

Many don't think they are until they try it. I didn't think I was either, but I've spent 300 hours on it

I bet you would do ths shit ban

heilo

No Homo

Hi!

She fed me one like a dog

not yet

I have before

If you say so

HI COLBS

I may have to try it eventually

Pretty sure Yan is shorter than me

SUP

how short are you

I'm 5'11

its hella late
waddup bro

LMFAO

They got a demo if you think $5 is too much~

It's not that late! You should move to this timezone

You should have seen this guy dancing in place on the couch

was actually mentioning the amazing morning breeze in LA

would be a great place to live, Cali in general

looks like the stuff of nightmares

We went into the closet and he started molesting women.

im pretty sure most people are shorter than you

considering playing some VR chat because it seems like Archives and the gang are really into it

$5 is impossible!
Who even has that much money?!

fuck that noise

imma head off

have a good nigh

I love the morning breeze :3

?

what is the point of VRchat without one?

Everybody who can afford to drink whiskey~

*tuccs*
Sleep well!

Good bye

I have a lot of fun making friends and seeing weird stuff.

average height in usa is 5'10"
so if you're 5'11"
youre slightly taller than most

DEMON

Oh, well that's neat I guess

NO U

hello Holla Forums

wanna hear my cool emo tune i put together in 30 minutes

Hi

only sometimes

Whiskey doesnt even count as costing money!

How do you find rooms where the average age is above 13?
That has been my biggest problem so far

Hello user

finding a good room isn't that hard

Liliana give snug

*pat*

Always!

Yes it does!

2 people whose voices haven't dropped yet ruins the bunch, though

it is totally worth tho~

demons are merely our stories, shards of our pasts left behind, no demon can be as cold and ambitiously destructive as we are

you bein mean earlier
why should i give it to you

you did say my whole name though...

kinda rude

As is trucking

were*

It's true, 12 year olds don't need to be on voice chat.

I am never mean. That is a flat out lie. Speak to your husband woth more courtesy. Shake my head.

Its probably related to the worlds you go into

what happens when you change lanes?

what's a good one?

I usually did one of the two clubby ones or the coffee shop

Then you use your indicators or else other drivers may not get to brake in time and will end up ramming you. Though often not much will happen, you'll just change lanes

why not? I bet you sound like a sick lumberjack

you are too mean !

i more mean humanity as a whole than us poor innocent people who are hardly guilty of anything that considered serious

What if I just wanted to drive my car instead?

absolutely not, but at least I'm not 12
Anyone under 13 is breaking the ula

...

You are bringing great shame on our manor with these outrageous accusations.

The pub for meeting people

still nothing wrong with it

dont pull out the mulan caps now

ill have to figure out the name of it

I shouldn't have to censor myself, and kids whose balls haven't dropped yet don't really need to be exposed to adult themes.

Why wouldn’t I? She is the best Disney.

I've only been playing for a few days and I've already made like 20 or so friends

i know ! but youre doing it to get me from criticizing you for being a meanie

my parents let me use the internet on my own starting when I was 7. I don't think you have to worry about saying anything they haven't heard already
idk what that means though so oops

...

Veracious claims, at best.
Do not lie bae.

suh

hi sexy

check out my cool new name

I mean, the primary reason is that I just find it annoying. probably shouldn't really try to justify it.

that is decently impressive. what avatar do you usually use?

Nothing really. Got homework to do so instead I ate Olive Garden breadsticks and played some shitty minigolf video game that makes me wanna shoot myself.

Yo

That is a pretty name. I wonder if I dare say an improvement.

makes sense

Lucie but with her blue outfit on.

what homework

You can bully them until they leave.
probably my fault

is it your own or did you find it in one of those rooms?

Your balls drop when you reach puberty.

That is too much work, though.

what does drop actually mean though. I've seen a lot of dicks and the balls are always there

id say its not

There tjere dear. You are trying your best. Thats all I ever ask. Bagel?

"Technically a boy's testicles should have dropped during infancy, they literally descend into the scrotum; if this doesn't happen by the time he is five he will have to have an operation. However, the term – balls-dropped has always been misused to mean a lad has started to produce sperm during puberty."

i didnt know this was a sexy thread

i feel terrible and my mood is going somewhere i dont know give me a balegegeahrfaur54zdtyg

Its my own

I don't even go into those rooms anymore

I want to find a good holo, but there are not very many good holo 3d models floating around

Likewise, i want to die, what is best bagel topping?

thanks. my sex ed class didn't cover anything useful and I didn't want to ask that question to them

Probably gonna have to find something else.

could have just googled it, like I did to get that definition~

that's laaame!

plan bagel

With extra GreenBean ;)))

NO

Freshly steamed green bean~

I feel better hearing it from a real person tbh. My balls are normal so I didn't know if it was a joke to start with

l

how old are you?

Test a gay.

fuck guys I dropped my balls let me know if you see them laying aound

how old do you have to be to post here?

It isnt gay if she is a girl

No age limit, technically

this applies to me

Which one of the two?

what do you mean?

This is meta as fuck

Death to all but meta

i want aa shiek gf

Tbh same

Now blue ain't the word for the way that I feel

Nevermind, how did you end up here?

green?

yeh I love House MD

Ah, yeah kinda. Dinner isn't sitting too well.

lolsto?

on the website? someone on 4chan mentioned it and I came here. now I come here when I'm bored. I found Holla Forums on the front page.

mlem
hai speccy

Hey Bard~

what'd you have to eat?

This is a very scary place, watch your back

Later nerds

See you, user

bye babe

bye user

how is it scary?

I saw a nice fight today hat's up with you :3

We are all pedos and prey on young children, especially Bard.

wtf

...

I don't think that is true but at least you are nice if you are one. I've talked to a lot of rude ones.

Bread bowl and soup.

Who won?
Nutthin' yet.

The underdog :3

You should find something fun to do

Who was that?

But I've already found you.

This guy is the worst of them!

well, degenerates at the least.

UCLA anime?

Sure, why not. As long as they get the UC rivalry right.

oh god : 3

HUSH

do pedos like anime? it looks like most people here like girls anyways so I'm not worried. The last pedo I talked to was an asshole too so people here don't seem like him.

that's just a really weird shirt to show up in art like that

Oh. The user is Sci.

...

Alright relax, it's not as fun if you suddenly play along.

It is, but I like it.

the 12 year old one?

This
Are you that oblivious?

You are right, it is nice.

You're gay?

I like Girls.

What I find funny about animes like this is the demand for artwork of the characters in more normal clothing and contemporary settings.

Probably.

420 am boys

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There are gays here, quite a few of them.

I just demand more decent artwork from Spice and Wolf. It seems like the vast majority of the artists are obscenely bad.

This would make more sense. They did go pretty hard about the 12 year olds being annoying in vice chat, though.

Well that's just true for anything.

Just look for S&W hentai and see what I mean

It is skewed more than most

Nice trip

I've already seen...

why are they only posting girls if they are gay?

Is about me?

Hmm.

You'll also notice they don't directly ask me about that post.

It saddens me to the core

Are you really this oblivious?
You said you came from 4chan.

I am about fed up

With?

Is that a yes? You didn't ask me directly either. I have only been talking to one person.

I'm not oblivious I just don't know what you are talking about.

That one's pretty hot though.

More Spice & Wolf anime when?

If you need to ask why a gay person would only post girls, you are either trolling or need to add a few more years of experience to your life.

This person

There are a few good diamonds in the rough!

Oh god, I wish there would be more.
I really need to dive into the LN's already

It's been what... ten years now?

how do i do that?

goddamn, it has.

Which is sad, I started getting into figures and they are few and far between for S&W now

It's an user. I tend to not speak to them.

grow up and don't come to places like this in the meantime.
There are a lot of experience one needs to have which are not gained through sitting in a circlejerk thread.

I like new people though!
or new characters if they are someone else pretending!
Like foxman!

every other place would call me a tripfag if I did

I have heard that a lot. I only listen when its not below freezing outside

Here you go, here's a good one Cato. lmao

Seriously?

Magic is chill.

i dont like them

I didn't say go outside
You could play MMO's with your friends from school
and if you don't have friends from school, find some who play MMO's

god fuck
why
why do people even try
this is my struggle, I spent a few hours going through that japanese artist website that I always forget the name of and only got like 20-30 images that were good

I need to find them on discord
or something
because they dont come around nearly enough

Be less judgmental!

You don't like furries in general.

ask them.

Most people do go outside. I have friends but its late here and they are asleep. You guys are my new friends.

They said no.
I even left my discord in the thread

...Pixiv?

I''m gonna have an opiniion on anybody in my life
as are you

Oh well.

He probably means stop having arbitrarily negative opinions of them.

they say go outside I mean. maybe I should go to bed before I forget more words

The real-world interaction is the important part, i.e. school stuff.
That is why MMO's are good, they actually give you something to talk about and the times when they are asleep you can use to advance in said medium.

I am very bad at remembering names of things.
It makes classes hard sometimes.

What Squish said

my heart is broken

I think that anybody who wants to suppress my opinion can fuck off

Lol

But what's the point of disliking someone?
It just makes it more uncomfortable for you when they are around.

Now now, Bard.
This is a Christian board.

Mommy Moogs would be upset if she heard you talk like this.

I mean I don't really choose
It just happens
I either like someone or I don't

Idk if it's like that with you but that sounds natural to me

there are plenty of people who don't like me
It's not like it's a big deal

...

*Snatches you away with my big ass yaoi hands*

suppresses bard

good meme

I don't like playing with strangers. They either call me a girl or complain about I don't think I even sound like that.

I'm going to start making a Yaoi hand folder.

RIP.
So what figures did you find though?

That's a good explanation.
It's not really like that with me, only when someone fucks with me personally in one way or another... or acts like they are 12.

You don't need to VC. play WOW or something.
I played maplestory when I was your age.

I too hate kids

I have this one
img.amiami.jp/images/product/main/092//HOB-FIG-8474.jpg

The biggest problem with the newer ones and half of the ones that have been produced are that they're all naked. I don't really want to display naked anime girls for anyone visiting to see.

I do want kids eventually, though

I play minecraft on vc or else I die while I type. WOW sounds boring

rude

Kids these days

how is it not?

What is server sized locked to?

What are you, gay?

I play on a few. The biggest is 20k but I haven't seen that many on

ignored

Yes, incredibly gay. Obviously.

Prove.

all your fault

owell

...

go kill things

Suppressed, heheheh.

Obviously, cock sucking faggot.

well uhhh
I guess if that's what you really want

I have no shame!

got to pass on the genes!

too many yous im overwhelmed

kiss me

As long as it comes to dick, sure sure, I get you.

Hey, Cato I have a question. How do you say the name? Three others and myself had an argument on how to pronounce the name "Cato" when we encountered another player with the name in GTA yesterday.

*Conceited laughter*

inb4 'kay--toe'

This is what I said, they persisted it was Cat-Oh.

K-toe

My name is the western origin. The eastern origin, which is usually spelled with a K is pronounced cat-o with a log a

bitch im a dog

woof

That's what I thought.
The best example I tried to give them was the way it's pronounced when mentioning the Cato Institute.

I picked an image and forgot what for, so I am posting to see what it was

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

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and the clothing store and the roman family

There are more but these are 2 of the ones I play. I play on a few others but they are smaller.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa