Newt thread~

Newt thread~

Protecc Earth-chan.

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bomp

Echo is a cool and likable poster

Cuck.

But true.

Earth-chan is shiny

That image makes me want to kill the planet faster

Not wrong, you are~


Bring it on, bae.

Aw shucks
You're super likeable yourself.

Can't wait for her to bring me with her

Wish is a boy

We're all boys

*a cute boy

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Kill yourself, Duke

Water actually has a pretty high reflectance, so Earth would be shiny when viewed from other planets.

boom

Can't

One day.

mmmmwah :3

There was a guy that visited my department who had a bunch of pictures of himself like that.

Only faggots browse Holla Forums aka Alicefag rejects

Probably~

Oh so the user is kermit

not even probably! It is very similar with most of the icy moons.

Wasn't an Alicefag to begin with

We should build a giant mirror and send it lightyears away into space so we can use to to look up Earthchan's skirt when she was a loli

So why do you associate with them?

that is not how light works

They come to /waifu/

Kermit the Fag or the Frog?


I won't get to be lucky enough to watch Earth from another place sooooo doesn't matter. ;-;


I am skeptical that it will work but intrigued that it may....

You might!

And ruin

Is there a difference
:3c

Ye

Not like I can stop people from posting
Like Nevada

He's irrelevant

I wish~ ♥


Not really!

Also wait, does Alice still pretend to be relevant or something?

And annoying

Irrelevants calling irrelevants irrelevant

I bet you will!

Probably? Post mom pics of you being mom.

A vicious cycle

Just renounce your homosexual ways and be a normal, functioning member of society.

I'm actually relevant unlike your washed up ass. You're a literally who. Literally whos don't get to voice their opinions.

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Difference is, I don't pretend to be~


Dooooork.

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You are not wrong!
But space travel is cool

okie donk gilgy

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You should kys urself


It is, cannot get commercialized fast enough.

Oh, I was just memeing at that other loser.

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kys urself

Ah, welp I wasn't really paying attention tot heir posts. Figured they weren't worth it.

I think it will within 50 years

I'm gay

Well he is self-admittedly gay after all.

Yep that's me.

xd

I'll be old by then. I guess I could die in space, would be nice~


RIP him.


And cute!

Definitely me~

medical science will probably be better by then, also

Hahahahahah I am so funny and original I make jokes about autism and cancer xD. I am such a l33t m3m3r guise. 1v1 me in Roblox xD. Geddit bcuz its a k1d's gayme?! m1t3 as w3ll 1v1 me in Clu8 Pen9u1n 2! I am the l33tist of tehm all!!!!!!101010111! No sw34r1ng!! 1t is 4 Khristian M1n3Cr4ft s3rv3r xD haha jokes about su1c1d3 & suc#. i liek d4rth 9r4p3s xD 1'm s0 3dgy m4n!!!! My w1fu 1s 1d0lm@stershit! Xd

find help

guys could you quiet down me and my gal need some private time.....

user is stroking out.

wow

That's really something special

Tru, tho RIP me too because I was going to go out until I looked at the weather :^)

stroke me out

same
I'm kinda jealous yours was way better

It's a pretty good trip, I won't lie

You ever notice how it's the Alice fags or people from other boards who have to come here to tell us how much better they are because we pretty much never go to their boards anymore?

ya

I'm from waifu
You're a dog fucker
Fite me on apparently Roblox

I never notice them

No not the trip I meant the post mocking you while using your trip in the name field.
Yours was better.
It is a pretty good trip tho.
I miss my old YanBwaka trip but I deleted it by accident

Sorry. My main is on Gaia Online.

YanBwaka was a bad trip sorry not sorry

Very well, you win this round

Wow mean pls no bully me Wish I'm being nice

Leak your trip so you'll never lose it.
You people are more obsessed with having info on each other that it's never going to be gone.


*Jitters uncontrollably*

I can tell my sister is home
I hear freaking out over nothing

Kyle you and Eba will literally not stop gossiping about each other to me when I don't even care I don't wanna hear this "you people" nonsense

lol

I sent you one thing.
Like 4 days ago.

Jitter?

It was fucking YESTERDAY

It was still one thing.
And only one thing.


Jitter.

:3


Maybe. Or we will have begun the nuking~


Is it snowing a lot again? It's been near nonstop here.

nigga messaged me that same shit

And the week before that you wanted dirt on TP

Why jitter?

Yeah, because it was funny they were so retarded.

And you constantly ask anytime there is gossip anyway.


It's a funny word.

I bullied the tripcode not you!


Mhmm, cold as fuck too...

I guess?

You're not as different as you'd like to think.


☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

But the tripcode was near and dear to my heart and bullying it is akin to bullying me :(

So who is the user you pissed off.

Yuup. Dunno how bad it's been there but with windchill it's been like -30 a good few of these days.


Doooork~ *Pats*

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Off to play lol.

Waaaht?


Have fun, babe~ ;3

I think someone said it was Kermit?

see ya bub

You called me a mean name...

:^(

Sorry...


Something like that, yeah.
The wind is a bitch right now.

Dork is not mean~


The wind... The one thing we can't just kill with fire. :c

Well, as along as you're sorry I guess it's okay.

It is

That artist is adorable.

i guess i probably could have assumed that you followed wolfgang

#NotAllFurries

Aw, sorry. ♥

Well, as along as you're sorry I guess it's okay.

*Huggu*

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You can't kill fire with fire either.


:)

What a beautiful smile

.///.

Wow cute blush too.

uwu

Great meme

nwn

Great game

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Stop playing League

No.

Also learn how to rip textures off DS games for me.

And I'm sorry I snapped at you.

What game

That's a lot of work though.
What DS game do you want?

Neverwinter Nights

Animal Crossing. I want to make like, a plaza world for VRchat for me you, and a few of our friends to hang in.

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What specific game (and it's going to be spring fuk u)

It's an older game I'm not sure how it holds up now tbh.

Nevermind.

I have dreams like that, except I start changing the game rules.


And fucking the NPCs.

Nah just kidding, I don't have sex with anyone.
But I got on the good graces of the lonely female train conductor and I promised her that I'd see her around ;)

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think I might like this show

first couple games of overwatch in over a month

first game: hanzo. quickplay. was godly. got the most insane shots. flowed like water. won.

someone called me a god.

second game. moira. quickplay. was godly. had all the gold medals for almost the whole game. won. got 5 commendations at the end.

someone said I was amazing.

feltgoodmen.

I played Skyrim

some Hagravens kept killing me and I kept reloading like 10-15 times and eventually just said nah and went the other way and took it out on some bandits.

this season, I'm going to get Master.

those bleeping crones are hard to kill. try kiting them through runes repeatedly.

oh, no. I am playing peasant challenge, my character is illiterate and can't read books or learn spells, and is not the dragonborn.

I'm a Breton Reachman and sided with the Forsworn to take back Markarth and the Reach.

is he sneaky, like most Bretons?

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g2g.

Not really, but she has an incredible magic resistance.. and is decent in a fight with a shield and war axe, loves to shield bump people in the face.

...

see, doesn't even hurt.

owie

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Mei.jpg

See, the ice projectile went completely through my skull, but as I didn't believe magic to be real it simply was revealed to be an illusion.

I believe magic is mostly a placebo effect, and that's why my character has such a high magic resistance- it only affects me if I believe in it, as if it were a curse; so any 'damage' it is supposed to inflict, I negate it with my will and logic saying that these things simply are not real or valid.

.. Nah, I'm kidding. My character's an illiterate axe-wielding alchemist who relies on pure survival instinct and knowledge of flora and fauna. Magic, to her, is fancy bullshit. It's trickery. She doesn't believe in it.

I guess though, it's a mix of melee and thief ideas, since I'm actually rather good at mixing deadly poisons now..
I had an alchemist in Oblivion years ago, but they were also a conjurer so alchemy sustained their limited magicka regen.
This time around it's all about potent heal/stamina potions and deadly poisons, paralysis and invisibility.

:stopmusic:

I've gone from playing a meek spellsword with no survival abilities whatsoever, having to rely on strong conjures and deadly poisons, to another alchemy-based character who instead is down to earth and attuned with flora/fauna but completely lacks magic skill.. making up for it with finesse in armed combat.

Not retarded, just illiterate.. and doing things their own way

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Oh, Aisling has informed me that she doesn't wish for her life to be a spectacle.
Something about being orphaned, bad memories yadda yadda, covered in scars and shit. Probably repression stuff going on there.

She doesn't look happy but I guess survival is survival.

:O

With a giraffe-neck like that I could see them getting picked on by all the other fat little Nord children.

you can make your goat into a giraffe in goat simulator

it's just "tall goat" lol

Is there an 'alpaca' medium? or even 'llama'?

How is everyone doing?

Discussing ungulates.

ungulates?

artiodactyla.

Placed silver 2. Not bad considering they pushed everyones rank down.

goats, giraffes, llamas, and alpacas.. the latter two being camelids.

i dont feel good :c

Good job babe, proud of you

I got it


that's a pretty unusual conversation.

any specific symptoms?

.>tfw not docking with Wish

Disgusting

Soto. You want to dock?

i bought a thing.

headache

malaise

Come on Wish

I just wanna have some bro time with you


Curly haired twinks only

symmetrical docking

I can shave and curl my hair.

I don't fit the criteria anyways.

Wait how tall are you again?

hi wishy

if it's a pressure headache, you can cup both hands over your nose and mouth, and then breathe deeply through your nose only- with enough of a seal made by your hands so that it requires effort to push air out or take air in.

Repeat that slowly and deeply for about a minute and a half, do try to actually breathe in oxygen; just make sure there's some suction making it more difficult to take air in and breathe air out.


Tell me if that helps.

6 feet. 2 inches.
2 measurements.

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is cocoa san the redhead?

Hi hi

no thanks

cocoa is the cofeee girl

Well, enjoy your suffering then.

cawfee~

Wish are you cut or uncut?

Can you even circumcise a vagina?

yes it's a way of torture for children in the middle east/africa

Cut.

in some African countries they remove the clitoris, or even the entire labia and sew up what's left of the vagina with a small opening for urine.

Hot.

Thanks

Calm down there Rin

It's not really torture at such a young age, as no circumcized boys remember the ritual either.

Well I'm not Jewish so

It's just finding out later in life that your genitals were ritualistically mutilated.

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I thought they used it as like a preventative measure upon puberty unless it's breast ironing or w/e I'm thinking of.

Wait was cut the wrong answer?

Your nose begs to differ

Complete removal of the clitoris is akin to removal of the foreskin in males, the purpose is to decrease sexual sensitivity and prevent children from getting sexually aroused and 'sinning'.

Why do you pretend to know things about me

Right. Preventative measure.

Like Corn Flakes lol

Except in a girl, because of the sensitivity of the clitoris, it's basically like having your whole penis cut off when you're a kid because your religion, despite it telling you that you were made in God's image, has a subset of rules where ritual mutilation involves the removal of God's gift of sexual stimulation because religious logic.

religious logic is like anime physics

And though Jesus died on the cross to absolve everyones' sins, apparently we can still be sinners and need to be saved and genital mutilation continues even in North America.

The bible is the story and Jesus was the big tit plot device.

womp womp

To establish a closer relationship

we have to save our babies.

cut off the sensitive parts so they don't sin.

I'm French x Dutch but I don't think I have a big nose :^(

nobody here gets to experience my 'sinful' side, though.

go on...

did you guys know its the year of the dog? :D

There is nothing I can buy in lol with in game money aside from 4 more rune pages.

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No need to feel self conscious

Do French/Dutch people have big noses?

not until after valentine's day in february, you shithead.

Wait what the hell am I responsible for
I haven't done anything

I think a significant portion of Dutch people are Jewish and Jewish people stereotypically have big noses :^)

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Alice fags are ruining our anime threads run by furries.

Some irrelevant /waifu/ poster came here to talk shit about Duke and someone said it was you.

You're good babe.

You should see German noses on women, where they come straight out of the forehead at an angle.

Unfortunate.

Well you do have curly hair too and you seem to be a cheap ass mf too so I think you might be jewish dude

Hey squash!
Katz messaged me a few hours ago
it was a little awkward.


All /waifu/ posters are irrelevant.
Also I don't even know who Duke is, why the hell would I bully him!

also hello!

He was trying to post here a few times.
He's beyond dead to me, and that's all I care to say on him.

Oh I see now, Yan made a joke at my expense and Duke took it seriously.

I'm not an Alicefag Reject, I'm just an Alicefag.
And I don't stir shit these days.
I just hang out in chat and get upset about nerd shit.

I don't have Jew curls though.
My hair isn't super curly.


I mean, they're relevant to themselves if that means anything.
Duke posts both there and here and people hate him for it there or something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hey there, how're things?

That's right; Alice is the reject!

I'm back

Hey Kermit remember back when I would egg on you for crying over some breakup that you had online with some other alicefag shitter and you'd get all triggered that i'd always bring it up?

Man, I miss those days


So like Wavy?

Why the fuck you lying to me you fucking moosenigger

HAVE YOU SEEN GAME OF THRONES

*read?

I want to get pegged by Soto.
And I say pegged because I know his dick ain't big enough to forgo a strap on.

Yeah, John Snow fucks Khaleesi and it turns out she's his aunt

His arms are chicken wings as well.

no context post #2

I was surprised to hear him and Mr.Eastwood were still together.

and here I haven't had a relationship last more than like 3 months.


Thread politics are silly.
And I'm fine, kinda tired considering the hour.

You?


She still runs successful threads almost every day and she's been around for almost 7 years now so...Idk about that.

A lot of people sure seem to have some problems with her though


Yeah I do.
You were a mean opportunistic weasel of a person.

Guessing not much has changed, considering.

If I was asking about reading then wouldn't I have just said A Song of Ice and Fire?
Also it was more about Peter Dinklage.


Literally Tyrion's hair is my hair.
Except mine is shorter now :^)

I no longer talk to either of them.

How are you otherwise?

MANAKA !!

I didn't do it!

Likely because Alice has some problems of his own. I don't know if I could drag out a fantasy world for that long, online.

no context response.


hey you fuck, that's my thing.

I WAS SAYING HELLO !!@!


SHOOT ME

Literally you know someone at some point in his life had to have used his last name against him in an insult.

"So, little man, what are you packing down there, a dick.. or just some dinklage?"

...

Grids, you know. I don't know why
I have a photo of you


that double exclamation marks made me think you're mad at me!

My room mate fell asleep in his chair and makes a light hum noise when he exhales.
He's adorable as hell.

I mean, taking things here seriously is pretty laughable in general.

I can't complain at all. I somehow managed to fuck my sleep schedule up which is unfortunate. But I'm always tired anyways.


Amazing.

Oh how rude


lmao hell yeah I was

Eh, I ain't much of an asshole anymore
Some would say I'm a "nice guy" now


Yeah, but are you cut or uncut tho?

PROVE ME WRONG

NOT MAD JUST EXCITED !!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Also, Peter.

Double screwed for name jokes about his dick.

Maybe his whole acting career is an overcompensation?

calm down, do you someone to pat your back and hold your hand?

no.


oh, I'm sure a few people here have photos of me, I just deleted most of my images that were backed up to onedrive, but I had a few people on there for some reason.

every damn day

I talked to Clint a few months ago in here but before that it had been years. Ah well.
Kinda sad the whole gang drifted apart but maybe it's for the best considering.

And I'm getting along kinda shitty if I'm being totally honest. There's something fucked up with the pipes here, a spot that isn't insulated somewhere. Been ~-20 here on a lot of nights and the water pipes keep freezing up, it's been a pain in the ass.


I'm sure this is just some opportunistic shit stirring, but what fantasy?

I've been close with Alice for years, she's pretty down to earth IMO. Maybe a little too idealistic for her own good.


yeah I hear you. I've had raccoon eyes since I was like 14. Hope we don't have some shitty undiagnosed sleeping conditions!


Well that's good I suppose
*tips fedora*

Nigga you just want dick pics

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!


shoot me


get a daki like me theyre nice

no.

Dying is the eternal cuddle.


After I found out he accused me of giving his nudes to Fool I decided it was best to no longer associate.

We're having that issue around here as well. Pipes are shit and the maintenance people were checking them the other day.
Hope things go better for you.

I literally said that I was uncut


His entire name is a dick joke


I think I'm okay, I can keep it under control easily enough.

And who are you to deny me them?

Ah, alright. I'm glad I don't care.

NO! MANAKA!

MENAGE!

and why not !

Oh neat, that is still a thing.

because you're a nice person.

it's nostalgic, i was browsing the folder i have saved since years ago.
Unfortunately I forgot on what occasion you took this photo


Tell alexa :D


MENAGE? WHAT IS IT

LMAO
Did you really?
Damn, I really need to pay more attention to your responses lol
I tend to just skim through your boring responses most of the time


I'm finally growing up

or something like that


At least pay pal me like a dollar or two for a beer, goddamn

It's almost like he's lurking 24/7 to see if someone mentions his name.

aw :3
you're making me flustered


alexa, please hug me

5 bucks on pay day for a dick pick. But it has to be at least the neck down to 3 inches past your balls and shirtless.

Said the user lurking to comment on Kermits arrival.

Imagine if you could summon Chiri the same way?

I'm kidding, nobody wants to summon Chiri.

C H I R I C H I R I

Hell yeah I'd whore my dick out to some gay boi for 5 dollars

That's like 2 32oz of Bud Ice

...

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That was like 3 hours

The contract is made.
Though pay pal is not an option as it has my name on it.

I have a daki and it really helps

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post it ! :3

I've done a lot of selfies, even more so when I am drunk, I was probably drunk, and that was the occasion.


oh, i had no intent of doing that.


I would summon a chiri, you seem to get me more than others.

well its a bit too late for that now isnt it !!
how is your night going ?

Your summoning privileges have been revoked.

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Going to head out for the night.
Might be back if I jerk off in time before work.

it is well, I got off work at 2200, and now watching machining videos and drinking not your fathers mountain dew, it's like a mountain dew, but it's alcoholed.


but we have so much in common.

Demi, Anonimity, Danny, Scout, Serpentor and Mister 47 are back.

Maybe you'll get off quicker if you imagine a facehugger from Aliens mistaking your rectum for your mouth and sliding its alien ovipostor inside you, laying an egg in what it thought would be your chest cavity, then it runs away and you shit out the egg and you're fine, despite being a little worse for wear.

welcome to the land of no work
machining vids
sounds like fun !!

and also
that sounds like a bad drink but if you like it !!!! thats good.

Whew sorry everyone, lost track of time.


I wish the same for you, Squash.
Not being able to shower or flush the toilet isn't exactly a fun experience.


That's good at least! I'll probably be heading to bed soon myself. My sleep cycle is starting to wane, need to get it back on track before I'm too far gone.


Alright word.


Yeep


Good to hear, soto.


Believe me, I have better things to do than to lurk around here. I just a very have a passive way of keeping an eye on things.


I mean I AM a pretty big deal after all. I can't blame them.


Is it sad that I only remember 3 of those people?

Hey there Mr.Eastwood!

watching keith fenner now, he does good work.
it's like mountain dew, and I love me some mountain dew, used to mix vodka with it, but mountain ale is a good sit back and have a few drinks type of thing, not, get hammered off just a few.


I got a new gaming desktop.

it's just a blank one...

Anonymity posted in our threads ages ago to do some weird dickwaving thing where he tried to say he was the CEO of some multimillion dollar tech company and that Alice should beg him for money or something equally bizarre.

Nevermind. Phone died.


That is not hot in the slightest.


Just use a bucket or a bag.

so i got that one trump book. and this other book called dark matter, and a book about ebola

Good on you two.

i have no idea who keith fenner is but OKAY !

im not a fan of alcohol but
if youre enjoying it !!
thats good. :3


you should get a cute anime boy/girl on it sometime !!

I'm trying to figure out if this is a shitpost or not.

You didn't believe him- ...Right?

its not

Wait. Is that the book you were trying to get me to buy you?

which one

Nevermind.

Payday is in the morning, but I can't log into the payroll.

oh, now I'm watching electroboom.

whats electroboom ?

No one really believed anything he said, yet he persisted in the weird self-fellatio thing where it was autism fights between him and Alice over who's helped more people and/or more successful.

It was utterly bizarre to watch.


Turbo shitposting then.

To be fair there are a lot of those kinds of fights.
People become "enemies" even if it's pedantic.

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...

3 more than ninety-nine percent of this crowd. What's this business about traps and some fella named yan I've heard about?

I DONT MIND POSTS LIKE THAT BUT CAN YOU PLEASE SPOILER TAG IT

...

I never understood that specific type of fight, though.

The ones where every belligerent is just making up shit about themselves in the most transparent way and just yelling about how their made up tragic backstory/success was better than the other guys.

ty sqonsh

I miss them

Probably because most of us are honestly boring as shit and try to seem bigger than we are here to compensate.

Also I got medication for my mood shit.

I forgot we were playing cuck souls 2

the person who made the post in the picture not who you guys were talking about

yea but weed makes me waaaaay too lazy for that anyways

Yeah. I'm dead on weekdays and season 8 on LoL started so I was doing that.
Hit me up this weekend and lets at LEAST get to the bastille.


Weed does nothing for me.
Snuffles tried to get me high but it didn't happen.

he's magnificent

alright my dude
I'll DM you because it sounds much more suggestive

honestly the only time most people here talk shit is to get laughs, and i like to think we have pretty good personalities here because it's almost certainly not true when applied to major consensus


yea im not a dumbass, i remember your experiences with pot, and that it didn't work for you, i'm just saying that it makes me too lazy too be fuzzy about small dumb things

honestly the only time most people here talk shit is to get laughs, and i like to think we have pretty good personalities here because it's almost certainly not true when applied to major consensus

Sorry

oops wrong pic

no idea why that part posted twice

weird

oh ! this guy. i've seen some of his stuff

How lascivious.


Weed is a sin though.

show me where in the bible it tells me not to smoke weed and i will beliebe you

Anonymity was the QB poster who rarely had a name. The post was him, same as the person we're talking about.


None of us were, are, or ever will be of any noteworthiness. But it more just baffles me the people that seem so afraid to accept that and instead rely on self delusions on autofellatio.

ooh big words

"don smonk" - Jesus 9:11

bullshit crazy person or not, that is a good post

*or

im calling bullshit

yeah, he's pretty legit.

I don't know. Cato works for NASA.

But yeah. I kind of wish I didn't get into so many fights and shit. It's all petty idiocy and I had my hand in it for way too long.


It matches my penis.

if you were a dog
what kind of dog would you be

German Shep.

Anyhow I'm going to boogie on off to work.
Later, tards.

ive not seen you around here before have i ?

is it weird that this makes my mouth water?

I am the quintessential retard

He's pursuing a Master's; the Johnson Space Center shit was (under)paid interships.

That's still not exactly noteworthy. I'm not discrediting him or saying that isn't something worth pursuing, just that it's still a type of "among the crowd" type shit where it falls squarely within average, nothing extraordinary or unreasonable to assume someone does.

can confirm

tak is indeed the retardest

I feel like we spoke a few months ago, I seem to keep going on hiatus.

ouch
I thought we were acquaintances on good terms with one another

i've been here since....

late october ?
yeah. since late october.

i think what he's trying to say is we are all inane, boring people that can relate to each other, but in an even more douchebag way than that

Because nobody in the animefagging threads believed anything stupid like a pasty twenty-something dogmongler was a demure female burn victim- Or something like believing that a joke craigslist article was totally serious (and then launch into a diatribe on masculinity over it).

Nah, that would just be autistic.

or that some gangly awkward little kid was a psychologists specializing in weird social behaviors

I AM THE GOLF GOD

yep, I think I was here when you first showed up, or within a day or two, I don't know why I haven't been spending more time here like I used to.

yo should come by more often !

I'm lost

liliana is new and grids doesnt come by a lot

find your way around

Ayy lmao.

I used to be a full time poster, then, I got stuck on a ship, and after that, the constant posting was hard to pick back up.

no I got that part
I was talking about this

bottom one is for tsuchi the top link was directed at Dallas for pretending to be a shrink when they were new

my dad just came in and i showed him my body pillow and he kissed it on the mouth


it is tuff to get into posting often
i get that

PRO TECT

that actually helped me make sense of it
thanks man

wow, im clarifying on previous posts i made successfully, improvement at last

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I used to be so good at posting, then life got busy and stayed that way.

pro poster: grids. online.

I used to actively post in 4 or more threads at a time back in the 4chan days, I used to lurk in even more, and i read every post on every thread, everyones conversations, always.

Come on if you think you're hard enough!

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holy wow
i dont think i could ever do that

its hard enough keeping up with this one...

I feel that same way now.

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well atleast youre here now !

yep, I am infact here now.

i like these gun gals
good piccies

I got more on my phone, I'm posting from a new desktop now so I just started a new folder of them.

when i had to switch my folder from one HDD to the other i got lazy and now i hardly ever post pics ;-;

just started pulling them off of my phone, I might sort them later.

Ooof
my brother laid the smackdown on me today '

hey
lemme smash

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no ron, go find becky.


hey bard man!

im not making a new thread someone else do it

hihi gridswhatsup?

just going to school and working part time at dunhams, and I got a gaming desktop now, and a mechanical keyboard.

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squiddy
more like
kissy

I don't kiss though

is discord down?

He's lying he kissed me yesterday

id kiss you
you wouldnt have to do anything you could just sit there


n o p e just u

*thinking*

that's gay though

duh

this is a no gay zone
don't be gay

Hello friends!

How are you all?

mmmmmwah

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gay

delet

How are you doin, aussie?

Gay, that WAS the answer.

then you should have no problem with receiving smooches :3

Can someone drill a hole in my cranium and let the demons out?

youre gonna have to talk to a specialist for that one and i don't believe anyone who is awake right now has the qualifications.

check a different thread maybe ?

That doesn't mean you instantly want the sex from every guy though.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No, then where would we imprison them?

s*x is bad and not what im trying to do

i just wanna give u a smonch >.>

Welp, I'm gonna grab more juice and lay back down.


Drat.

Thanks anyway.

hope ya feel better soon alexandra.

You're bad and not what I'm trying to do.

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-_-

FINE geez I GUESS I can fuck you

hi bardo

ew no

mwah

too late

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hai haigood morning squody

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Good morning, Bard.

Also, is the user that suggest me Darling in the FranXX here this morning?

haaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hey nerd, what's up?

Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!

Demi, Scout and of course Danny. How could I forget the guy I share an urban dictionary definition with?
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tripfag Circlejerk

As for traps and yan, it seems some folks have taken creative liberties with my past without thinking to consult or even tell me. I had a discussion with Katz about it all earlier.

Tales that are largely untrue and mostly exaggerated, I'm sure you're familiar with how it goes.

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ay where the gay sex at?

Well, it's nice to see that humans never change

see

see

see

c

you tell me

Well that's not true. Some of them become communists and lose their human status.

I've always wanted to go for a ride in a helicopter


How are you this mornin spec?
I'm awful sore myself

The first ride 's free.

I'm tired...
Had yourself a good romp recently, that why?

yah and its gonna be good to sleep once I get the chance but I'm lucky enough to not work tomorrow so I dont wanna waste these free hours : /


and why are YOU tired hmm?

That feel... so... what are you doing right now to make good use of it?

Haven't slept in a while.

i wanna muscle girl to crush my skull

watching the new Mel Gibson Joe Rogan Experience Episode
honestly its no worth it ; /


go to bed stinky neet

Same.


Well then what's plan B?

Nah, I have to be up in a few hours anyway.

PLan uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.'b'?

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Thanks for tying him up Spec, I'll take it from here

He's all yours then.

tfw always getting ganged up on ;~:

you're always getting gang-something'd alright

mfw i interact with you/spectre

This picture reminds me of Bard sometimes.

oh and also

it's comforting to know that no matter what I'm going through You'll understand how I feel ; ~ ~ :

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s-so who hurt you as a child ;w;

tfw you'll never hurt bard

actually its easier than you'd think....

I dunno, I think I had it pretty good.
You?

same actuallly

Poor you...

i guess you know whatt theys ay about birds of afeather

Hey, I think this anime opens with something like that.

bard confirmed for soft

this is the most bonding moment I've had in the past month of being here..................

leave me alome I'm just in touch with my sensitive side

bard confirmed for huge fag

You may have won the battle

but war?

War never changes

Sad...

T--thank you for interacting with me tonight

Wanna do it again tomorrow?

I would like nothing better

Kay.
Also here's a song, it's p good.
youtube.com/watch?v=ORYQKGxO65I

I'm up for that you got anything else?

I've been pretty stale for a while

Squiddy you ever play this? We had an American version that was prettyfun

youtube.com/watch?v=GWeZgoDG994

have you ever used Tomoko as an avatar before?

Nope.

i think she'd fit you a little mroe than she'd fit me

...I can't tell if that's an insult or not.

nenwnenenwnewne NEW

Aww I'm just being playful but also I'm socially retarded

Same. Go to NuThread.