♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Hail to the King Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Hail to the King Edition
I cant believe you are promoting yourself
How d'ya figure?
You're gonna be feelin' along the ground for your teeth after I swell them eyes up.
Damn, foiled again!
Because the Tall Man took human corpses and made them shorter and then rose them to be his undead midget slaves to work on a planet with higher gravity
You don't sound so certain. I sense you are doubting yourself. Come try me American History X
I cant even make ghouls without this damn science magic taking them over damn it.
Oh, no no no. You're thinking of the heartfelt classic 'Tiptoes'.
I'm gonna boil yo' ass in molasses.
Does this look like the face of mercy!?
When I am finished with you, you'll make Caitlynn Jenner look like that one Pepsi Jenner. WHore.
no, this is
What the fuck did you just say to me? I have over 300 confirmed kills and-
i literally knew someone was going to make that joke now that overwatch is a thing and thought of it happening before you even posted that
This movie has perfect casting
i am now
my friend has all the scott pilgrim paperbacks and i borrowed them
honestly ? i'd kiss.
you listened to the full song in the webm tho rite
ken ashcorps memes were pretty dank
You'd kiss anything living!
the year is two thousand and eighteen
over 50% of men still dont shave their body
specifically their legs and armpits and also their arms and their torso and also their feet and their face
it is now the year two thousand and twenty
all men (except 10%) are shaved skin boys due to an airborne virus causing death to all dumbies
there is not correlation between the two scientists have disregarded that correlation as hair-o-phobics rise in strength
60% of humans
actually wait no.
Are you an IMAX movie, 'cause you're projecting big time. But I'll come correct and put my Jordans down your throat, brah.
Role of a lifetime!
If this body perishes I guess I'll be a polar bear or something.
are you an imax movie cause you're projecting big time
proud of you for this one
You are a Grade-A shittalker, that is for sure... I bet you shit your kecks if you ever come round the real hood nigger.
That's a buncha people
I'm sure one of them will kiss you too
What the fuck are you babbling about?
a couple have
I get a good one in once in a blue moon. :3
Me and Warren G on the way to your block now. Better keep that artillery strapped, because we regulate.
You are doing me an angry.
You're just a hype, no better work on that hype, bro...Oh whoa oh, shots fired better work on that hype, bro
Like Nate Dogg you gonna be feedin' worms, you corpse Bride.
2nd amendment laws were created by the united states but i mean its easy to see why, you had people lined up on hillsides couldn't hit the broad side, bro hogtied and pacified, ain't lyin you guys sent home cryin
I'm a big boy and all grown up now
This is a good choice.
I seen a Scoot with his 9 smokin'
I seen the sane Scoot with the 9 die with his open
And simply what this means is
He didn't know every Scoot had his day
Until he seen his!
aint no fucking president gonna tell me what i can do
Every Scoot has his day.
And I have had mine. Time to cry, die and be back to the dust.
Rie Takahashi asmr
yfw Trump elected president of Earth
ive lost track of how many times this laptop has overheated and turned off, but the safety setting for the heat at which it automatically shuts down is set way too low and there's no way to fix it because the laptop was fucked when i got it from the previous owner
tfw Angela Merkel as President of the USE
tfw die in a failed Communist Putsch during the Great Retrieval(The USE invasion of Britain to bring it back into the Union in 2040).
could be a layer of dusk caked on the heatsink and the fan isn't blowing the CPU hot air out because of it.
Whap it with a rolled-up newspaper and say, "No!".
I'mma enjoy stompin' yo ass to a mud patch.
LETS FINISH THIS
ONCE AND FOR ALL
THE KING vs THE SCRUB OF AUSTIN.
i opened it up and checked all that, i cant even get it to go to sleep again, only hibernate is available
i blew all the dust off with compressed air and screwed the back on again, i keep a fan directly under it and just use it for light things like this
you sure got wound up, you're dangerous to encourage too much~
could be some applicable bios settings maybe you could check out.
They're gonna be scrubbin' your shit off my shoe after they surgically remove it from your ass.
I may be small, but I'm scrappy.
Ikt ASMR when?
The funny part about that is when you get thrown out of your house on yo ass because you cannot afford the medical bills you piece of shit.
anyway nini bai
How you doin'?
nawh ill just watch simple videos on it and save anything more complicated stuff for the PC rig i actually put money into, it works well enough and it needs to do a d check anyways so it might be on its way out soon
Wow fuck you too
What do you win?
great for a thin client. just remote desktop and the occasional movie when you have a good machine to remote into.
Wish what are the good animes besides Citrus and Poptepipic
I finished school!
id rather just watch youtube on my phone and hook my PC directly up to my large TV
That are currently airing?
That works. I usually liked to do all my stuff on my main pc.
Oh, then you win a slow spiral into old age! Hooray!
But at least I'm going to make bank while I do it.
Gonna go buy gucci and supreme clothing brb
Cardcaptor Sakura - Clear Card
Darling in the FranXX
Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san
Mahoutsukai no Yome
>>>>>didn't go to bed
Ikt why are your eyes so squinty looking?
Never go full Ricegum
Are you implying those two are good.
the only real problem is i only have a wireless keyboard right now
He unironically likes Darling in the FranXX
I'm watching Mahoutsukai no Yome but I'm a few episodes behind
I'm opining that they are
no fuck u i was finishing takagi-san
because i try not seeing you
is that what you are doing right now?
KEK. my last laptop caught on fire. It got too jostled and poof.
and listening to my favorite neckbeard
But he's in New York filming a Superbowl commercial, aren't you jelly?
There's a pretty healthy mix of genres there too.
Fuck me uwu
i cant believe that you are vaping the weed like that george
where have you been
is that your lloyd impression.
im going to say yes
But it's basically free money
weed vapes are gay and trash
we get it you vape
Cute, why though?
Only gays and democrats vape
Fuck me uwu
I bet a Wish slut wall could easily be made like the one u made about Peru
god i cant believe vaping has made you even more of a pussy
and now im off again,
to shower and pick up 100 for selling my bass amp to someone.
i smoke, faggot.
its his moms vape pen
It's cold and I want to shoot people for chicken dinners.
If he turned his mom's dildo into a pipe he would be less gay if he smonked from that
I really shouldn't say shit like that tbh.
You smoke fags?
if only i possessed the engineering skills. imagine what i could do with my life
I can't believe I had never seen this. Thanks.
if by fags you mean cigarettes
rate my room
scoots is gay
surprised your parents don't make fun of you/10
Cause you're in a relationship? Lol yeah your bf probably wouldn't like it
Then again, it's just shitposting
cute like you
i have a few but forgot how many.
I mean other dude's penises.
no i don't
makes me want to see the trap or unkempt man who owns it.
I wish I could literally make a living just purposefully being trollbait for 14-year-olds.
I'm hungry too.
i have interest in posters but like actually good posters made by people with ~ s k i l l ~
why am i checking out Doom 3 again why
don't do it BD
Sounds like a worthy collection.
you're just jelly of my anime posters
I'm a 3rd gen-born poster with some of the best poster DNA
The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure she's a troll too.
this room was posted on the battlestation threads on /g/ a bunch
ur a child of bart
you guys know that exact moment you realize you have to take a shit
yeah i realized the mistake of it as soon as i posted :(
Trolls trolling trolls just degrades into cancer
gimme gimme nuggies, gimme gimme death
Good job w/ recommending the cute lesbian anime
That girl in the back be judgin
he looks a lotmore like Ian
Ian likes that girl a lot too
yeah, because the other side of the pillow cover is the lewd side ;)
What a fuckin' Chad.
lawd have mercy
i remember david had a body pillow
Eat sumthin. Then we can sometime after~
god is dead
You would remember correctly.
Post video proof of the last XX years of your life where you were sucking dick
organizing by poster
this is next level
NO HE'S JUST A FURFAG AND HE HATES YOU
Two is a couple yes!
time for dinner
no such videos exist
give me the sci folder. as a trophy.
yeah last thing he sent me was a picture of him tied up and a message saying he got yiffed.
Are these all nudes
Then I guess you do :^)
Ahhhhhh- I can tell how jealous you are from all the way over here.
i'll take the grape, katz, kermit, kitt, snuffles folders as trophies too.
HE'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE YOU IDIOT
that doesn't even make sense
I originally started it so I could keep track of everyone, as there were a LOT of posters in the original threads on /b/
I'd save a couple pics of their avatar(s) and if they posted an IRL pic I might save it too
now they just have whatever I feel like saving in there
and yes, some are lewds. I do not share images though without the owners' permission.
even if I found/saved the image from a random board where they posted it anonymously at 4am. Which has happened several times with different posters that thought nobody they knew would be lurking.
Nezi needs to be banned forever for such a horrible habit. Literally worse than cancer
try to avoid stupid posts. thanks
its just an odd place to leave things
I don't see the harm in it, I never share the images with anybody.
That would go against my morals.
Is it bad that I have a pretty good idea of which of these have lewds
This is worse than the second amendment.
Wish, chapter 6 is out
You're stupid and don't make sense!
how coud you say that
I dislike this retention of other people's data and images. It is the worst.
It's hard to tell how serious you are
I'd say stranger things have happened from the given crowd, usually instigated by me. But what the fuck, right? Given most of the people being of questionable social upbringing and background with various neurosis- I'd say the track record of nobody winding up dead to date is the FAR stranger thing.
this is sorta like the tripfag list
I AM DEADLY SERIOUS AND IT IS A HITLIST.
Your nudes are in there aren't they
Well it was simple really, I just typed out all the letters.
Then don't post your images or information about yourself in a place where they can be collected and retained.
iunno the majority of us are indoors i imagine.
or a fuck list
quit being a bastard
I can't get into manga if I can't binge like 30 chapters.
How does one just suddenly get a dad? :thinking:
Online anonymity, viciousness of young people, cyberbullying etcetera, etcetera
its the furry hour i see
none of them would claim you anyways
Am I a furry?
I just woke up.
About to be in game. Want to call?
Oh my god is David actually here?
Is it ever not?
nah youre pussy
FUCKING SICK TO DEATH OF FURRIES
LoL. Guerro and them invited me, but they are in call in the server so I'm alone voice wise.
Joke's on you, I already have a dad!
erio are you here or lurking
Exactly, now post more furr.
You're doing it all wrong
you can always come back to actually talk and not sit in silence
oh i love the people
lol sure lets do it
is he proud?
gas all furries
2 many weed
I'm going to pass.
I really don't like being in call with some of the people who are regularly there and I didn't enjoy the text chat so I opted out of both Discords.
Thank you though.
ah it's the old bitch
Thank god squash isnt in the discords anymore.
He asked me to call him bitch btw it's not an insult
tfw mr squash hates me and scootsy kissing in voice call :c
how did u voice kiss
I thought it was cute and wholesome, hmpfh
I miss Mordin
He's just jealous because he doesn't have human lips
Well I have a degree now
Should've done dog kisses, we all know the drill around there. Jesus. You show no care for the culture of others~
Check out Devil Man Crybaby I think its right up your alley, but its not new or anything
Dogs lick each others' assholes
So ur saying Squash would be okay with it if they engaged in voice analingus basically
is it in dick sucking??
I guess maybe I'll try it in a bit
Doesn't look very kawaii
Truly is sad, considering the times we were forced to hear him and moogs do it, shaking my head
show us them skillz
Still waiting on Rin to get a job
Waiting on a rinjob?
HAI ERIO <3
you're supposed to be a teacher but you can't even teach me how to suck dicks smh
You want to know how to suck a dick? lmao
Also I'm in comp sci :^)
dog kisses ?
I'd give Rin a rimjob ngl
rin post butthole
How are things
sleepy. i think me and my roommy are going for drinks again tonight
not sure how much more i can take drinking x_x
If you don't want to go then don't ^^
Isn't it though?
i thought you said you were sci
dad: this movie my friend made me watch was terrible
proceeds to tell me every detail of the plotline for (i watched the clock) over ten minutes
bruh fuckin shoot me in the head holy shit
I don't go around giving people a detailed summary of every anime I watch
nobody gives a fuck
what the hell does a ten minute plot summary do for someone, that would never be entertaining
AND APPARENTLY THE MOVIE HAS GOOD REVIEWS
i'm fuckin done this guy's retarded sometimes
wait what film
to be fair it is well reviewed
I know more about this movie I've never watched than my favorite movie that I haven't seen in years
lily gibe kussu
Cut him some slack, he's old.
oh yeah three billboards
i kept meaning to see this sometime and was debating about seeing it tonight
i'm gonna go see call me by yor name anyways
how do you think i felt
he's literally done this rambling about nonsense thing his whole life
I've sat in the car before while he talked to someone for over 2 hours
and everytime I watch him talking to someone where he's just rambling about something, you can tell the person isn't interested and trying to find a way out, but they're too nice to tell him to stfu
Old people tend to do that- If you're posting here it's not like you've got some place you need to be or posting here is any less pointless than a rambling conversation. Humor the bastard, Jesus fuck.
my dad does the same thing to be honest
its why i talk so much tBQH
also post more yuzuko
I used to listen to my grandparents talk for hours as a little kid it was actually quite cathartic
always trying to get me to read his books
always forcing me to watch long youtube videos and ted talks about subjects I don't care about
knows I don't care and makes me watch it anyway
someone insensitive enough to force their favorite things on other people without caring about what they want will not get my sympathy
I don't do that to other people.
I don't make them watch or sit through things I like because I know they probably don't care.
If I knew for a FACT that they did not care that would be horrendously selfish and cruel to force it on them anyway while knowing that.
it's from my "misc" folder, I don't know half the characters
I just save things that are cute or interest me, or I like the art style
he tries to connect with you
you think he's the scum of the earth for it
Yeah, being Neko is a bit worse tbh
watch yuyushiki !!!!! SUPER cute slice of life with slight yuri
I really like how triggered Nezi gets tbh
knows I dislike something
forces it on me anyway
we have other things in common, that doesn't mean he has to force everything he likes on me no matter what
im one pASSionate BOI
but yuri is lewd
Dang. That got downright mean. :(
Not bad! Hit some traffic driving home, but I made it. You?
I dunno, crazy idea, but maybe he doesn't want to talk about animated little girls or gay shit and this is the best way he knows of how to connect with you?
But no, he's just an asshole. That's not at all 'you' being an ass. :^)
but yuri is lewd
U recommended a lewd yuri anime to me like two days ago
It's great btw
If he wants to force a conversation he should make the compromise of making it about Nezi's animated little girls
i said we have things in common
that means they're things we both like
see you later
I'm glad you made it alright! I'm doing oki enough, lighting an incense cause why noooot~
Has work been decent?
Truly. That man is a monster.
Ye and people tend to like many things. Get over it.
You spoiled brat. lmao
bringing flavor to this thread
ahaha it's true because I said so and it simultaneously mocks nezi! haha I'm so funny and original!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuri is puri
also not this show
just watch it trust me
they are 3 highschool girls who start a club to do nothing
What kinda incense?
Work was....interesting. Someone broke a window in one of our offices early this morning. They didn't steal anything, and it doesn't appear they even tried to open the door to get into the rest of the building. I talked to a detective about it this morning. Fun stuff.
Yuri is Trash and so are you Lilli
see you later
Ahahaha, textual laughter!
It iiiis lavender. This little cone of it, came with a little clay dish to burn them in.
Sounds like someone just felt like vandalizing to be a dick. Pretty annoying but people stupidly do that a lot. :c
Anime girls are the future
Nezi's father must adapt or perish.
What's this about
I wasn't mocking u in any of my shitposts
I'm just post-ironic
can you taste it??
Something is telling me he's not putting a gun to your head and tying you to the chair- So if you're not bullshitting me and have flat told him numerous times with CLARITY that you don't care, why do you still sit there and watch? Presumably he's not showing you the same video over and over again and if he's showing you different shit that sounds like he's trying to connect with you. Are you REALLY sure this isn't a personal gumption issue that you're harboring and using as an excuse to carry a chip on your shoulder? He ain't gonna be around to resent forever.
Nezi you need to literally just RUN
Yuh, destroy the non-believers! PURGE THE FILTH, ERIO!
A fucking leaf with COJONES? I don't believe it! When the day of the rake comes I'll have to be sure you're spared from the compost pile.
got the i part of my name right
BUT PUT TWO L'S
ITS L I L I
return the favor, insist he sit and listen to you talk about some inane thing you watched for ten minutes
This little cone of it
I've had some of those before. I used to have a burner shaped like a dragon, but I lost it in the last move.
obs needs more black
Oh like the girl who donated her hair extensions to cancer kids and wrote a script about little kids thinking she's hot and was invited to youtube rewind
Thank you for this honor, user. Just put me right in the incinerator.
I will float in with grace and go out in a blaze of glory.
Oh? That sounds adorable, sucks it got lost. But! Maybe you'll find another like it?
Or even better~
I don't like my food burnt.
omg so stupid
i hope you get burnt
getting so many crits with crono, liking this game a lot so far
Maybe some day. For now, I don't burn anything in my house 'cause the smoke detectors are SUPER sensitive. They even go off when I open my oven sometimes!
I actually touched the toaster oven directly when I was getting my toast this morning :(
Weeew that sounds like a pain. Both in general and the head.
If I had to listen to my smoke detector from such things, I'd probably tear it out. Only to die to a fire right after cause muh luck sucks.
serves you right for being dumb
Yeah, I know the second I disconnected them, something would happen. lol
Plus the property manager comes by every 3 months to make sure they're working properly. I can be fined if they're not or they look like they were tampered with. Ah well.
The real pain is one battery dies, they ALL beep, so I have to go around figuring out which is the bum.
Oh my god. Why would they create such a hellish smoke detector?
The least it could do is let you know which one to save you a little trouble. Jeez. At least they work, I guess. Could be much better working but at least it does~
feels so nice to be in an old classic style RPG again, it's been quite a long time since I played a game like this
i wonder how many people here have never played Chrono Trigger before :o
these fucking mysteriously locked chests everywhere are driving me nuts
i have never played it
i feel like its a game i can still recommend now, feels like it has aged extremely well
Hecarim is always fun.
Anyhow what's up?
chrono trigger blind
also lmao weed
I envy you.
I have to work so no booze for 'ol Kyle.
I'm secondary on call but I don't give a fuck.
Youall can fuck my cold lifeless corpse when all hell freezes over. Fuck you I hate you.
You're old enough to drink now?
this is what i take shots of mixed with coke
how old did you think i was
off by one
fucking dumbass laptop
sure let's go with that
Zombor is dead but my healer Marle's MP got sapped
Seriously though a couple billion people isn't really that many.
T'pole's and Gnawer's defeated
okay lets play a game: make a circle on this map where it should be nuked
where do you live?
Japan. In case they thought we were sorry.
All of the middle east. I feel bad for the good people there but fuck 'em.
Butt fuck 'em.
looks about right
Not nuking the US too
Well you were always a chubby chaser. Plus there's so much meth there!
I think he just wants them to suffer more.
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