Used to trap them birds now i'm fly like a bird

Used to trap them birds now i'm fly like a bird

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Hewwo friends, george is making me watch DBZ!

which one

How do you like it?

uhhh

dragon ball z episode 1??


waiting for bulma, I don't know anything about her but I think she's the cutest

I have no idea who she is!

you can't start with dragon ball z without watching dragon ball first

She has blue hair!


Too bad >:)

The HRT has really left yours looking like nothing more than an old ladies gnarled and shriveled up thumb.

disgusting
disgraceful
disowned

:(

Rye, bourbon, or scotch next?


She has blue hair!

don't be sad it's your own fault

yea!!

also nice spulf pictures

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And yet you love it

pls?

I really am proud of my transracial (nigger to white) transsexual (male to female) mentally handicapped xirfriend.

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depressing

It is what I usually post, yes

what else is happening

Very little, it is Sunday night.

monday morning

I don't even know what half those words are
woooo
progressive politics

literally
fucking
nothing

Be nice squiddy

clearly

And a cold one at that

I can't wait til all this snow fucks off

Probably because you're a reverse Shaun King.

Who am I being unnice to?

help
fix it

Oh we don't have any anymore, I just despise cold :3
I imagine having snow for a long time is pretty awful

what should i do?

it's pretty at first but after christmas i want it to go away
the cold sucks ass too

Yeah I love snow, it's really pretty, but also incredibly impractical
I also didn't sleep much so that doesn't help my motivation for being outside

Not when i posted!

I'm not picky

the worst part about it are the retards who are too lazy to shovel their sidewalks or they just throw salt all over the place to melt it but it just freezes into slippery fucking ice the next day


yeah it was


who's the kitty?

God that sounds depressing, I hate when it turns icey, really awful, can't imagine what it's like if snow is more permanent

it would be shit forever

for some damn reason I have a set of genderbent catgirl Kamilles in this folder.
I do not genuinely know why.

You know damn well why.

No, I really, really don't.
If I was going to fap to Kamille I'd at least fap to the trap ones.

I think you know why

Whymst are you people convinced of this. It doesn't exactly help that half of them also have genderbent Char with ugly giant tiddies.

I shouldn't really complain, it's not that bad here compared to there

Very lewd

idk who they are

What?
Who what where compared to where

The main character of Zeta Gundam that I post all the time.

what did i say that was lewd??


GAY

Unless you meant char in which case pic related

Okay okay I get it. You machine men want your prison planet and will do all it takes to keep it. I can't control anyone with this magitek overriding me. So I'm essentially the High Whore of this planet. Looking around this Galaxy there isn't anything familiar to me and the last thing I want is to feel like an alien right now.

cool bro

*pets fox*

*curls up on you an whines a little*

I uh, turned the tags around, nevermind me, it's early!

give me information to something so I can talk to you outside the thread

ah i see

no

why not? That's a shame

How is that one lewd and not the other ones I posted!

Probably. But who isn't gay for robots.

me
robots are stupid and robot animes have been sht since the beginning of time

Just lewd in general

Yeah well, you're a nerd.

not one!

thank you oneplus

The absolute nerdest

chinkphones a good

I was walking around a bit and everything felt off and strange. Looking at the stars I feel as though I could fall into the sky.

so good they won't wake you up in the morning

What's waking who up?!

chinkphone not waking up Ikt

was it dark enough to see the milky way?

I couldn't see the milky way but if I move in with my rich family in Colorado I would definably be able to see it.

I want to be teased by Takagi-san.

that would be pretty awesome.
I am in albuquerque and I only have to drive half an hour out of the city to be able to see the full arc!
I want to go back to Australia, though. You can see everything in the outback and it is all foreign.

I was living in the mountains for a while where I could see the night sky. I just had to come to this hell hole for a little while to do the trials.

Which hell hole is that?

Right in the middle of this corporate cult in Oregon stemming from Silicone Valley that seems to be sweeping through the west coast. It's really obvious now how everyone are sci ghouls here. Somewhere in the darkest pits of California is a sorcerer controlling all of this but I can't seem to use magic on science based mechanisms.

Not all science is bad, though!
some disciplines are much more open-minded

Perhaps. I'm just an old fashioned sorcerer who still prefers chaos.

You should try combining the two sometime, the possibilities are endless.

No. Science magic is a prison.

Not if you don't go crazy with it.
Science can be an augmentation

I goes against my nature and I can see how my sister is suffering through this paradigm as well. I can see how this prison makes her lash out in frustration and chaos will have none of it.

She probably just didn't understand how to use it correctly when she was getting started. The majority of what I do is science and it has been working out pretty well so far.

I did get it to work but ultimately I was under the control of the corporate cult. They could easily switch my mind to do something terrible against my will. I subscribed to the karma for a reason and having my mind overruled like that is a break of trust.

That's why you have to be the scientist. If you are the one creating instead of just using the science it is much harder to lose control.

You can keep your science. Quite frankly I just don't give a damn about it.

okok. I will keep appreciating your magic, though.

And I will make sure your strange contraptions reach... whatever they are growing up to be.

I am going to space!
They are going to grow up into space

yay ^.^

racism

I am heading to bed, see you later!

Cato#3865, just saying.

Good Night

spacism*

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hey bard wanna chill

Just chillin alright

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hai hu up to much tonight?


I gotta stay up til 11 a..m to go to the dentist :/

Should have slept instead of staying up all night, silly.
Just a regular dentist appointment, or do you have problems with something?

Am reading. Been doing so since 6am or so. Considering stopping for today

ugh well I naturally go to sleep at around 7 pm and the past few weeks it's been drifting a lil later to like 8 an and I stayed up watching the fights and then talking bout stuff with my lil brother and befire I knew it it was already luke 2 a.m but I wasnt very tired : /

and Just for a cleaning, It was scheduld waaayback last summer so it's lame I gotta go in : /


it's 6 a.m for me right now : 3


if you've only been at it for 17 minues you can probably stick it out for a little bit longer

Ah, I see.
Nah, isn't lame. Regular visits is a good idea, not only for the cleaning but so should you have any holes, they'll be found much earlier before it becomes big enough for it to hurt.
That, and you might just save a lot of money over time regularly visiting too.

Just five more hours then. Get coffee~
wow, silly.
Nah, been going from 6 to now (13:20)

I sleep

Real shit????

What a fag

no homo

yeah homo. Homo sapien

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*COMPLEX MATH EQUATIONS*

...bump

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ooof

owch

huh?

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you bumped me

lol
:)

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*pets*

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i wish i had a squad of wan wans

Go get them

i wanna stay in beddu

I know this feel.
Staying in bed would be nice

4 more hours ;~:

coffee!

yes I have a picture of coffee

I mean you should drink some~

a little early for alcohol isnt it?

Coffee isn't alcohol!

Anyone I love left?

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ohayou

Hewwo! How are you all?

I have crippling autism

Phos!

same tbh

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I just got home from work and am trying to stay occupied for a bit.

Nice! How was work?

It was slow as hell.

Hey Nezi what'sup

who doesn't tbh

yee overnight can be, but it's relaxing sometimes.

Whatcha thinkin of doin now?

just trying to stay warm


kinda tired and woke up way too late

couldn't sleep last night
random insomnia hit me

Nobody is around to chill with so probably just watch Youtube.

Sucks, do you get that often? I used to until I figured out what works for me, it helps a lot.

cozying up and staying warm is always nice! today feels like a day for fuzzy socks and stuff


sounds nice :)

where my acoustic gem bee eff at my nibbas

Sup with you?

ye idk might need sleep meds or something

being tired isn't enough to fall asleep always


today feels like a day for snuggling sinni

Diamond!


woke up a bit ago, capping pics and just kinda laying around. Fam's fighting real loud today so my head has been hurting a bit.

Overall, the same old same old.

George was showing me yugioh abridged and we watched some episodes of DBZ.


uwu nezi your fur is so soft murr

i am not a furry P L S

Lots of stuff to try to fix your sleep. A few things that can fix constantly being tired and yet not managing to sleep:
- Never do anything in bed. Bed is for sex and sleep. Go lie down in a sofa during your day if you have to.
- Don't look at a screen for ~15min before bed, do something else, read a book, meditate. No exercise!
- There's relaxation/hyponosis videos on youtube to help you sleep, some work for me, it's not for everyone though. Keep in mind what works for others won't necessarily work for you, ASMR does nothing for me for example.

Well hopefully your day gets better.

hypnosis* how can i make so many typos, I type on a keyboard for a living .-.

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???

Put it on your phone, phone face down, you only need the sound u dum

murrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

how r u doin bty, besides sleepy


Getting to hang out with you all already makes my day better!

Well, if you'd like we can call until I'm off to bed.
I don't really have much going on at the moment.

nah, home is too LOUD, I'd just have to keep muting myself.

thank you for the offer though :)

asmr rb26dett

Sleeping pills should be a last resort only.
The more often you take them, the less effect they will have. If used very rarely (no more than once every few weeks) though, they'll have a wonderful effect when you do use them in my experience. They can really help with getting back on track, getting up early etc.


I don't understand what you're saying iqt

Alright.
I'm going to go then. You can message me on Discord if you want to talk.

i'm not hungry but i feel like i haven't eaten anything in ages

brb

kay!! have a good day :)

Autism Cruiser Operational.

vroom

I see, it's a vroom vehicle.
You ok ikt? Watcha up to

no not rely ok
kinda in between not wanting to go outside and not wanting to go anywhere

how are you?

Just went outside. I have no plans of going back out until pizza night tonight. Every monday we go out for pizza, so I got that to look forward to.
Should do a thing though. How's the keyboard?

i have sleep problems even if I'm reading for hours before I go to bed, I'm tired as all heck, and I've been awake for a long time

there's no "method" that works for me 100% of the time

Friends do I cap fumi or find new goirls to cap

or cap a girl from the ever growing list of girls I say I'll cap and haven't yet

life is strange

Sucks. Wish I could give you better advice. If this it the case every night you could always consult with a professional.

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i wanna get stuff
thats the problem
i dont want out!!

Order stuff.

3,50 shipping over a 2,00 tool!

Question is do you put a $3.50 value on you getting to stay home?
Choose quick, nerd.

What do you do if you can't sleep because you've built up some deep seated fear of sleep from your anxiety that made you dread it because the next day meant things you were afraid of.

That's the REAL question.

you lay in bed for hours and contemplate ending it all

that's what I did for a time, it's refreshing sometimes

Hi Squash, the only worthwhile poster here.

I think squash stopped posting?

The thought of insomnia/inability to fall back to sleep fills me with dread and angst.
If I was insomnia I would probably kill myself.

its rainy outside

Getting your shit together helps, not dreading a new day but looking forward to it is pretty nice.

DID I ASK YOUR OPINION, I DO NOT RECALL THROWING A DEEP DISH LASAGNA

it's not every night
just sometimes

I'll be ok

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Nah I'll just stay up and not go to bed.
It's the bed I fear.

I have no reason to fear the next day.

Ruined

an equally viable idea. How's life goin bty?

Of course you will be, but insomnia sucks, as elegantly pointed out by scoots.


Well I have to say I've never heard of that

don't worry my daki will come soon and I'll be able to sleep like a baby

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Why contemplate ending it all when you can actually end it all and be done with everything forever?

Who on it?

I dunno, alright
hopefully un-neeting soon

I mean that's just my analysis, but I normally spend enough time on metacognition to be right about shit like that. All I know is I can't sleep and it ain't because I can't sleep.

good point,

time to rip


Good luck dude!!
school or work?

that wasn't the picture I chose but whatever

procrastination, duh

Well call me Bill cause i can't explain that

No, wait.

felix argyle, chocola, and megumi jinno

Education. I'd rather not get into specifics though.

What are you up to?

Alright bill, what are you up to today?

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Sounds neat. Enjoy animus.


Just got home from school, wasn't much but I'm taking this excuse to relax a bit.

I'd kill myself, if I weren't so amazing.

Proud of you dude, keep doing ur best!

sittin tryin to figure out what anime girls to cap! I ordered georgeo something and it's showing up today so when he wakes up it should be uwu and stuff >:)

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This is amazing

oh i will enjoy them.

very much.

they're quite lewd covers

Yes, I'd guessed as much.

Squid is studying the fine art of being a useless cunt.

No, none of that.

Cap a good one for once.

oldie but goodie

on it!

any plans for the day friend?

Like you

You don't relax by doing things?

Depends, right now though I'm just lying down, watching youtubes and memes.

i fucking hate this town
i fucking hate me why did i start soldering so quickly

Lol sucks to be you

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Did you mess up the pcb

Sounds boring.

I'm curious how these two could possibly be related.

ur boring :

pcb is fine
i just cant any desoldering tools
like the closest shop is 3 towns away wtf


i soldered my keyboard successfully but the stabilizers are mushy. to fix them i need to take everything apart again. that's 126 pins i need to desolder.
also i crooked one switch and would like to fix that.

if i only did a double triple final-final check everything would've been okay >:(

No desoldering equipment and he needs it to fix something

Can't drive?

What would an australian know

is this anime girl cute enough?

I'm not gonna use _more_ gas for driving there and back for a cheap 2 euro tool. Eh I'll see if there's one in the city gotta head there tomorrow anyway for school idk

good afternoon lads!!!!!

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No

why cap something someone else finds cute and not yourself, seems retarded

I've dusted off my digital alarm clock from the 90's.

nah I think it's cute already dork, or else I wouldn't cap it

I am merely bullying, jeez. SMH.

Bitch I'm the most interesting.

Rip in fucking existence my dude.

Testing stabilizers right doesn't seem that easy to do per-assembly.

Nice and on time.

gonna bully your asshole >:(

8shoujom52me

only shoujo >:(

I can't believe Sibbi is gonna bully Scoots' asshole with her feminine penis.

Sorry, I am not interested in mange

Bet it works better than your phone~


I know it all

Well sounds like you have to stop bitching and pick one of those annoying options~

yeah


:sob:
but i tried

Nobody likes shoujo though.
What are you, a NERD?

/petpet
it's ok. Just order it and pay the damn shipping thing. Maybe order other stuff you need with it.

yes!!
I'm an otaku!!!
Anime is so sugoi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

delet this

Squiddy shut the fuck up

delet this

kILL YOURSELF

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everyone's favorite poster has arrived

hello and good morning afternoon and night to everyone

HELLO !

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hi woco

how is today

hello and good afternoon lili, my favourite poster maybe

Pain.

for sure*


well thats no good

this

hi ikt !!!! :wave wave wave:

I'm glad when they make good mangos into good amine

Wow you're super enthusiastic. How are ya.

Everyones favourite bean.

but is it mine?

im doing well
practicing melty blood right now

gonna play some matches later


yes duh

Oh yah?

ooooooo yah

practicing what now?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, okay, yaaaaaas.
Sup bitch?

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melty blood !


dotn call me that

?

I thought melty blood was where you cut yourself and pour wax into the wounds.

faito!

omg wow
that is !!!


punch-o kick-o

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Wow, okay, be rude then. See if I care.

im not being rude
you are
and you obviously dont care

O B V I O U S L Y

for shame

i do not like scrabble

Panchi Kiku

Jeez. What is up?

much better
ty


dont poke me

Die

>unironically playing scrabble
whymst the fuck would you doomst this

im busy right now i cant do that

Filtered.

The real fun in Scrabble is to make up a word and convince everyone it's real.
Or use words like niggardly.

Whatst themst heckst ist withmst thist mst mememst fromst 2017st.

fucking
monikammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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because it's fun!

You sound like an awful gaming partner

Thismst, but unironically.

can't do that digitally my friend, but you can always put random letters together hoping you find a word

Ask Nezi

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What are you gay?

Is Yan a good game partner?

I do much prefer using an actual board, but I don't fancy travelling potentially 100s of kilometres with this lot just for a game of scrabble

Best thong about scrabble is winning with "Nigger".

That is my special move.

Nezi was so scared he cried when he played Doki Doki.
I tricked him into streaming it and he thought it was just a shit VN until the ending.

I really should play DDLC before I get spoiled on it any further.

I recommend the Sayori route

nobody here from threads can really keep up with me in games

Consider the rough pounding your boyhole would receive afterwards.

h-hey who wants to meet up for scrabble

As expected, Yan disappoints.


Thank

Upon consideration, playing via digital means sounds much more appealing

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me
but only if we play teams and im on your team but actually theres no other goal its just me sitting on your lap

kek

Idk Nezi sounds pretty believable

will you wear tennis shorts

Too late I'm already capping this thread to meme you in and out of context.

Nezi is a big old dumb-pling.

George got his tablet >:)

I'm a proud mommygf today friends

break it

I'd play scrabble with loco, as he is dumb as pig shit and would be easy to beat.


fucking idiot

I'd protect Nezi

What. AN ABSOLUTE. IDIOT.

twitch.tv/videos/209349770

Too far, too expensive :(

please do not
I thought you liked me why would you do this

break him.

see

STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING RELATIONSHIP
GO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BY YOURSELVES

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Can't break what never worked to begin with.

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my dick works fine

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think this over friend

But Ioco made it so funny

uh
let me google them

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Lili, tell him yes, but then wear bike shorts instead.

I had a minor seizure and thought we were talking about playing team tennis. I'm sorry. Wear whatever you're comfortable in.

You have much to learn.

poor girl

ok but youre right

theyre both nice but
bike shorts much better

MUCH
BETTER


im wearing bike shorts

ok I understand, continue

I'll protecc you too yan it's ok.

eeeeeeeeee

found a pic of lili

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It's done
Any idea why he's so infatuated with a fucking hobbit?

I'd hugg that llama

hi. Ate?

TIME to play some scrabble :3


NO
EW
I WOULD NOT LIFT UP MY SKIRT

I'd hugg Nezi

Not a clue I'm afraid

audible sobbing intensifies

He's always had pretty shit taste I guess

my brother and his girlfriend think being near cat litter for long periods of time gives you schizophrenia

but they still keep their cat locked up in their room?

that's where girls keep the tennis balls though in their pockets?

that's how you store and retrieve an extra tennis ball

She's not lifting her skirt, she's grabbing a new ball you freaking pervo.

They keep them in shorts pockets under the skirt.

Maybe so, but perhaps you shouldn't be so unkind towards him about it

can't expect me to concentrate on brainy wordplay when bikeshorts are involved

you play for us sweetie

Imagine,playing out your relationship on an internet image board?

was meant to be a reply to

I think it's been well established that your brother and his girlfriend are well and truly touched.

No that just gives you Toxoplasmosis.

mhmm, yummi

I can't believe fake dirt makes you schizo

I'm not being unkind.
If Ioco asked me for a candy bar I'd give him one.

Good. I'll be eating in a bit as well, pizza night.

yee, they've swan dived into the pool of absolute crazy recently, they haven't let their cat out of their room since they got it a few weeks ago.


I believe it, not as bad as schizo I'd assume.


I can't believe cat shit makes you crazy

It's a brain parasite.

skirts tend not to have pockets ! and also you wouldnt lift up the skirt also
ALEX where are you buying skirts with inside pockets i'd like to know


okay i dont like scrabble what about watching a movie instead


YEAH
IMAGINE flirting with people over the internet
who woulda thunk

through tons of stretching you could argue schizo is too :V)

Pizza is good too

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

You're fairly good.

You should lock them in a room for a few weeks and see how they like it.


Some brands do it, but it's rare.

Also, I said in shorts under the skirt - the artist didn't draw them because he doesn't play tennis, though.

alex? who is alex

and that's just how tennis shorts are

you ever do that thing where you take a guy out to the theatre and take him to the back and them have full penetrative sex with him in your butthole

you ever do that

nah I don't talk to 'em, they're weird

nuh uh

Oh ok then sorry. Guess it's just pizza

that's great, but it wasn't nice of you to talk about him like you were a minute ago

It's actually the disease caused by the single cell brain parasite called Toxoplasma gondii.
blogs.discovermagazine.com/neuroskeptic/2016/02/20/myth-mind-altering-parasite-toxoplasma-gondii/

I don't think any of this crowd needs to worry about brain parasites- Poor little guy would just starve to death :(

that's kinda cool, in cat litter too is kinda scary

:c


oh okay
i overlooked you saying that

smh artist
HE should step up up his art


i linked u and alexandra


okay no and 100% NEVER DOING THAT

Yep, just pizza

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Hey be careful with that riff it's an antique!

yeah but would it bother you we went to a movie and i did that with my guy

like would that be a problem for you

that's rin's name?

To be fair pizza makes everything better.


The absolute BURN

benis

Sucy-user I like how cute all of your sucy pics are

Except pineapple

youre not allowed to be nice now stinker


that would for sure be a problem with me


ask her not me

Dude, Lili, it's not supposed to be a secret, lol.

I DIDNT KNOW !!!!! i thought so but im the only one that calls you it

Wow, I cannot believe you are doing this.
Betrayed.

Sucy's alright. Thanks for the compliment, your pics are pretty cute as well.


Benes


Except pineapple.

That's 'cos you're the only one who didn't meet me as "Rin".

Echo also tries not to call me "Rin" because I didn't chose that name, lmao.

ffs lili

at least your name isn't something retarded like stephen

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Kangaroo Foot Lilli does it again

I wonder what echo calls rin :V)

BETRAYED BY LILIANA

Okay we'll keep it to the toilets then I guess if you're such a prude

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The one benefit to being a tranny is that I got to choose my own name. :^)

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be tr ayed


alex/alexandra is 10x cooler than rin to be honest


stephen isnt that bad

but its also a name that most people would say is "not bad"

change your name do it


s m h


EW WHAT


BE T R A Y E D

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How come in the berenstain bears sister bear just looks like brother bear but wearing girl clothes?

omg are you the fucking morality police or something

bears are assymetral

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Asymmetrical?

no
i just want to remain pure sorry

Good boy

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is holding hands pure

Nou

nuh uh

new


new

got my teeths cleaned

:( I NOW HAVE THE DEPRESSED