We're gonna use this thread bitch
We're gonna use this thread bitch
Have I seduced you yet
Also nice, h3 OP
ok
Oh hey, it's that fat jew.
I'm not that easy :^(
ok I got over my anxiety and registered for a class i need
funny enough i have enough credits to graduate but not in the right categories
sorry didn't see
yeah no i'm not going to lie but i might be vague and let him down slowly if i mess up
he doesn't take "failures" and "disappointment" well
fragile little baby wants everything the exact way he wants it or he gets mad
i'm not really doing anything now, but my business major was kinda nice
i like the science behind business, it's kinda interesting
i'd prefer computer studies or medicine though tbh
just too late to switch maybe, idk we'll see when I transfer colleges
You're NEVER satisfied.
Such is the life of a slut.
freedom is dearh
He is not your problem, you're your problem. If he can't take failure well then you might be doing something good for him.
It's never too late to switch, you can self-teach computer stuff and get into that industry easily.
pls no bulli :(
You seduced me and then broke my heart. No blow is too low.
I'm sleepy.
No, that one is Ui.
No, you never camwhored.
David?
hmm, what kinda stuff are you learning right now, and stuff you've learned in the past? might skim over some of the stuff to see if I like it
if you could, please
and I'm out
see you in hell fam
boy what
Alright.
What I learned in the past:
> Linux
Using & managing a command line and learning about linux systems is super important, and it'll help you a LOT. Bash scripts and the like are all pretty useful.
C helps you learn the basics of pretty much every programming language. I learned through projects, I recommend trying to re-code common GNU command like ls or cat, or libC functions. printf is a great one to learn about function pointers.
ls is a good one for learning how to manage a medium-sized project, if you decide to manage options.
C++ is great and used for a lot of stuff, it's the industry standard programming language for video games. It's a great introduction to object-oriented programming and a great language. Google's C++ tutorials are pretty good I've been told:
developers.google.com
If you wanna jump into something far higher level faster, you can skip this and get into web. Server-side in particular can get fairly complex, and it can be fun to manage.
Learning now:
Coming soon, been typing for a bit.
saved, thank you very much.
i know HTML5 and CSS3 but never went beyond that as far as coding
I will just make it Guillaume.
Learning now:
You can get into compsec fairly easily with any of the previously mentioned skill sets, it's a very wide field. I'm learning about Cryptography (Symmetric & Assymetric), SSL/TLS, PGP etc.
Learning how networks function, packages, segments, the different layers of the OSI model, DNS etc. Pretty useful for a bunch of practical applications
Got a few other things but they're more specific to my masters and not too important I'd say.
If you know that you can always start with doing more complex websites than you already have, using Javascript. Then you can move to the back-end, doing server-client communication and designing APIs can be fun.
Blow me then :^)
Let's just talk about the AotY this year then.
That's what you think :^)
IN THREAD?
Too late you had your chance
Another thing you can do is totally leech off free university materials because login pages are 2hard
What the fuck? That's awful.
nice
Holla Forums supports webcams?
Oh well, I'll just go cuddle with myself then.
yeah I was meaning to learn JS but never started
thanks for all the good material/information friendā„
Give me movie recommendations.
He was born in worst part of Canada after all.
Is camwhoring limited to webcams?
Good. Go do that. I don't care. I'm not affected.
Should! And no problem, always happy to help.
But I've never seen a movie before.
Well it sort of is in the name, right?
But it gave the world POUTINE
Well, okay then.
That is true.
Oh, right, I forgot.
Watch a movie.
Wait, is wish unironically Quebequois?
Which?
:^(
IDK I'm just venting all this crazy shit going on in my head on a mongolian knitting forum
link to knitting form pls
Whiplash.
Why?
thats a really good movie
Because it's amazing.
Even if I don't care about drumming at all?
But why?
Damn IDK if it was my nerves or what but I couldn't pee until I did a banishment ritual.
Did the evil spirits leave?
yes it's about more than drumming
It smelled of Muslims
Like what? Gay sex?
Because it was a good story that was very well presented.
Whether you're into drumming or not.
It was more about ambition than drumming itself.
1/0/24 as Taric.
Hachi mama.
I'm not very ambitious.
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Dan Harmon was accused of sexual harassment
and honest too
Saw, laughed.
Did you see his reply?
he probably did it too
Why not?
Those are the worst evil spirits.
Very vindictive.
Half of the male celebrities in the US have been accused of that at this point.
I 1v1 their jungle for that.
Which one? The one about him not thinking about it?
time to SMONK the 420
Effort mostly.
What a waste.
It was a science machine. HAARP tech is interfering with my magical form.
i seek to consume trashy media
does anyone wish to assist me on this journey
SAGE
go away sci
I know you are~
Wow, well done.
Cuckiest shit I ever read.
It's hilarious watching this.
He admitted it
^w^
It's the Jews
Oh, his apology?
I can't do cringy shit like that.
You dig lolis though so maybe Leon.
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
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But not all science machines are bad!
I guess that explains why he had so much time to devote to his shows
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Yeah apparently these people can't into magic so they invented these machines. They aren't real Jews. They are more akin to golems.
Oka you're hopeless.
Do not encourage this.
Science magic in the hands of psychopaths.
...
uwu
But he is right.
Machina.
Yevon hates it.
...
I didn't know I was a psychopath
Machina has no effect on me.
What seems to be the problem?
I'm sleepy but it's still so early :c
I give up.
And going to sleep.
...
Part of growing old.
What a shit thread
How awful.
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Are you always this sore and cranky? ;;
No. That sounds like you have some other problem.
im wide awake because i had my cup of tea c:
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Fix it :^(
Come cuddle and we will get that sorted out. Do not tell the boyfriend.
I thought Wish's boyfriend was just himself anyway?
No >:(
Night
Suit yourself, then. I will drink heavily and try not to cry.
Now I feel bad :(
Why? Did you run out of poutine?
I guess I'll go if you guys don't want me around anymore :
Why would that be the case?
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pretty sure everyone here likes your weird posts
Too many fucking LEAVES in here I swear.
Well if they can't control me I'm just a liability to them now.
Because I made you feel bad!
Then everybody is a liability now, you're not that different from the rest of us.
I guess I'll sit and wait for them to make another move.
And ask for help next time they make a move
okay
Your compunction assuages some of my suffering.
Did you not say you slept poorly? Your drowsiness is excusable.
How is the fox doing, otherwise?
ah cato would have a soft spot for foxes with that being his favorite anime
isnt holo a wolf
Holo is a wolf!
the girl tho
Scared an on edge all the time. It's a symptom of paranoid schizophrenia that I have slowly grown accustomed to over the decades. I'm 31 now and all I can do is move forward to see where this crazy rabbit hole goes.
How are you holding up this "day of rest"
wait oh
see never watched that show
...
...
This is the edgiest shit.
that is the girl
Rabbit holes can be interesting, you should write what you see!
I am doing well, basically slept all day and drinking some really tasty whiskey
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This is the edgiest shit.
just 4 u cato
what kind of whiskey is it?
Pinhook burbon-n-rye
I think it may be one of my favorite ryes so far
Wait, is he serious?
I didn't say anything because I can't honestly tell if you people are being ironic.
I mean a select few of you seem to have been around too long to get into the petty drama or "I'm so unique and edgy" circlejerk should've stopped been appealing a long time ago. You know. When you stopped being 16.
I stop by so rarely that I usually don't even comment because I don't know if this is some sorta ironic thing nowadays or if you all have honestly devolved into gaia online with (more) furfags.
lol
oh shit tom what up
Angry Jews are the best.
Does it matter?
I mean a select few of you seem to have been around too long to get into the petty drama or giving half a damn about what everyone else does should've stopped been appealing a long time ago. You know. When you stopped being 16.
who are these people
Again, does it matter?
Got back from seeing a show in NYC.
Got on Holla Forums and saw "animus" on the front page. Stopped by out of curiosity since I know my boy posts here still so there must be /something/ entertaining.
Awfully defensive. Was just asking, hun~. Answer me or not it's fine.
ye theres a lot of fun to have
y e s
what if they were convicted PEDOPHILES or MURDERERS
I really can't be fucked to go to work, but god I need that money.
a little pricey, do you drink stuff like that often?
money me
money a me
You'll have to make daddy happy and then he'll get you pretty new things.
That so? I do love fun!
I don't even know who you are but I'll have to trust you. You apparently know me.
The answer is that nobody knows, really.
Also, why does it matter? It isn't any drama until someone else makes it drama. Could just ignore it if you don't like it instead of telling us we're acting like we are 16. There is no reason to even start that.
does that matter on the internet?
This bottle was actually only $35. I basically only drink whiskey nowadays, but I am a lightweight and a bottle lasts me for ages.
get me the Iliad it's like 2 bucks on kindle.
people meet up and play league and other games here all the time
its the same thing its always been, a place to chat, catch up, and maybe make some noise in a discord or two now
yes??
On Friday, sure.
What will you do for it?
35 a 750ml bottle is pricey enough for me, but yea something like a nice bottle of Tuaca should set you up straight for a few nights of drinking.
Naan.
wtf you want from me thats proportional to 2 bucks a sketch?
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, sweetheart.
Sorry if you felt like I was calling you a kid.
You're a big boy.
Gimme a smooch.
*brap*
I'm going to tell on you then.
to whomst
Why?
What would a convicted murderer do to me here?
And we don't (shouldn't) have any underaged people around so a pedophile shouldn't be any different from the average person. We have plenty of people who post loli, though.
I had a $70 bottle I brought home with me over the hoidays, was worth it.
And Tuaca is only 70 proof, most of what I drink is 90-130
I..
How's your weekend been, then?
its hilarious how many anons stop by and say "why are you always on the front page??"
someone tried to start an orchimaru thread last night
Oh shit I'm wrapped in chaos energy now and it's seeping into my body. This is gonna get weird.
Michael.
Your owner.
he cant stop me
Traveled to NYC
Saw BOTAR last night in NYC.
Just got home a little bit ago. Saw y'all on front page of Holla Forums.
I'd say pretty bitchin' in terms of my weekend though.
I'll have him break another of your teeth.
rip teethies
I kind of miss the ones I had pulled.
"brap" sounds like the sound effect for farting more than a kiss.
i wanna watch dragon ball z or mars attacks after dnd are you in
george does like to fart on kyle a lot
...
Muffled Linkin Park plays in the background of this post.
*fart*
what part of dbz if you choose to watch dbz?
I have to go to work in an hour and 30 min.
Otherwise I might be.
Gibb me da tasty poopie.
How far away is NYC?
from the start
shit aight.
all the way from raditz huh, man that's gonna be more work than you expect
whats the longest series you ever watched all the way through?
breaking bad honestly.
i was considering kai
...
I'm suppose to join for DnD sometime.
I'm going to make a character this week.
Michael and Reid wanted me in.
well... you can do Kai, OR
you can do like 280 episodes
actually if you haven't seen DBZ abridged, even that's a highly recommended thing to check out
its a srs gaem
hmmm
I'll probably just make a simple character so I can at least be a part of it.
You can do it.
Become your fursona.
And travel the land, fucking all dogs.
Ocean or Funimation either way you're looking at a lot of filler episodes, I'd probably recommend Funimation, some of the filler is kind of fun yea, and on the flip side if you watch Kai you have to listen to Vic Mcderpaderp voice people
i have yet to draw my new character.
Hewwo friends, how are you all?
hm this is heavy
I'll make my claim.
Just use a picture on google.
honestly id recommend just watching the sub for Dbz to experience it but i really don't think you would be down for that
yeah i have
never are you out of your mind.
That or I could do a shitty MSpaint drawing for you.
yes, ive watched the entire series subbed actually
its actually the anime that converted me from dubs to subs because i never expected it to grow on me, but it did
tempting
i couldnt.
Sin!
Today has been a good day
I'll do it for 2 succy.
*pets*
yea, i wouldnt expect that
its more about the nostalgia rewatching the dub anyways
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Yay! Anything special happen?
im feeling the peaceful vibes yo
Nope, just lots of sleeping!
...
Same. it's strange and eerie
That's nice!
BOOGERS
hai
good evening, threaders~
Hewwo!
Hewwo!!!!!!
suh bruh
I am happy!
Two at once!
How's it going?
George. How much does placing a preorder cost?
on what
I think there's some sort of magitech mind controlling all of you still. The Jews don't want you guys getting angry.
Games in general.
usually the asking price.
what's happening
how you doing?
slept all day so now i'm up when i'm supposed to be asleep
what about you?
playing dnd. been drawing a writing a bit.
Rip. Guess I'll shell out the 60 on Mon Hunt.
Honestly this thread has me in a icky mood, but I'm too tired to give much of a shit.
hi cato it's going good how are you?
whatcha drawing??
different angle
expressions
good practice and lets me let lose a little and experiment.
I guess docile people are fine... until they decide not to be docile...
What is your discord?
Same!
sipping whiskey and relaxing, nothing to complain about
I'm good! how are you doing?
well thats was a lovely visit.
You want to fight?
I'm good at fighting.
Jesus Christ I'm surrounded by zombies.
It was not.
share
so you're accusing lolis of being pedos?
so you're saying its a good idea to have a convicted murderer here?
i wish it lasted longer :(
I'm glad it didn't.
My whole body hurts from snowboarding and I'm probably going to lose my job
If you have a sexual attraction to cartoon kids then there might be some indication there.
like different faces and stuff??
what whiskey??
pretty well
just listening to music and relaxing for bed
yea
That's nice :) What kind of music?
real children are filthy and don't satisfy my increasingly complicated fetishes
I am saying they affect the thread in the same way a pedo would. Seriously, what would a pedo do here?
same idea for a murderer. It isn't really a good idea but it ain't a bad one either. This is the internet, they aren't going to do shit and the vast majority of murderers don't offend again once they are out.
Pinhook burbon-n-rye, and I have Turley Mill Straight Rye poured right now.
let's see it
random playlist
this is playing now youtube.com
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you can have her
the joys of the usa
you know someone put out an actual hit on scoots?
because of his thread profile
like legit
black market hit.
what if he got hurt
it would be on whoever let it happen
Nice.
Maybe I'll go find a cute lab later today.
You can fuck your lapdog in NC but not your Labrador
Found out while I was looking up NC sex crime laws that you're not allowed to fuck animals above a certain weight
it's weird
If you're after preteens go to Alaska or Mexico
I don't want her.
I'd knock your ass out if I ever found you abusing an animal
Pretty good!!
Maximum chill vibes really.
How has your day gone?
I feel like it should be the other way because you can really hurt a small dog.
Wakka wakka.
Seriously though.
Do you really think I would hurt an animal even if I was fucking it?
That's what I thought was weird about it
oh man
Seriously though.
Do you really think he would hurt an kid even if he was fucking it?
Not intentionally but aren't you a bottom anyway?
and some people doxxed other posters.
How does he know there was a hit on him? I have a feeling that is something you don't figure out until there is a gun in your face.
and ya'know what, that person who "called the hit" probably wasn't a convicted murderer. Just because I murdered my wife 10 years ago, doesn't mean I will bother with someone on the internet.
Kids aren't sexually mature.
And female dogs go into heat for the purpose of getting fucked.
Not really my thing though.
Just because most guys I sleep with don't bottom.
old lady
I slept all day idk what happened
i am very tired but cannot sleep
why
Don't fuck children it's not good for anyone
i need more varied stuff
The mentally retarded are sexually mature but fucking this is still illegal because they can't give consent.
kinda same, poor george really.
Today felt really relaxing
lay in bed and think about your life choices
pics of jahy being cute
that sounds like a terrible idea
what the hell sinni
You can kill and eat an animal, and nobody cares.
But the second I stick my dick in it we have a problem.
what is that
This is a far better answer than "children aren't sexual "
Children are very sexual
their bits don't function yet but kids will stick their dicks anywhere warm and fleshy
it makes me tired uwu, plus you'll be all cozy and ready to sleep
Did you stick your dick in it before or after you killed and ate it?
Plus good luck getting your dick into a dog that's not in heat.
I use those tubes of ground beef as fleshlights.
And I use Crisco for lube.
I wouldn't know what that's like all my dogs have been eunuchs
what happened to george
the girl im posting now
Oh, nothing.
I slept all day so we couldn't hang out :(
Why have them then?
Be careful of bacteria the meat packing industry is basically still the Jungle
Low impact platonic cuddles
buy me something
I could go for some cuddles honestly.
I'm broke
...
when donkey kong country stings your soul a little bit
this is what i get for using a wireless keyboard
D K CREW
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Friends you're all cool
stop lying to me
you're as cool as a furry cucumber
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Time to go to work.
...
What is everyone up to?
have a good day
trying and failing to sleeps
being on the thread doesnt help that too much
too bad you cant just do what half the thread does and smoke weed before bed lmaooo
Yeah smonk weeds^~^`
i was in bed for hours
HOURS!
at some point you have to realize you're not getting sleepy and you're just tired and miserable
haha fak u guy
SMONKS with elma
What time is it?
smonk me hardr, daddy~ uwu
way too fucking gay, elma
smonk with my boobies so it's less gay then I guess lol
almost 1am
i should have been asleep hours ago
i just threw up a video actually bbl full screening it
pfft
youtube is ruining the rap game
It's always too gay; there's a dick.
Hush you may trigger some people.
You're still too gay; you have a dick.
Just enough to peg you with my dear
If it's a dick, it's not really pegging.
this fucking game
gee I wonder who
because it was on the front page of Holla Forums before one of the mods took it down
its not about bothering people, its about the safety of the ppl here
looks like I didn't even have to open the can of worms here reading the posts that came after this
this
and it's the worst thing
Phone companies are really tight assed.
they are all run by jews
everything must be 10x more expensive on the island too
You're right
It's fucking
You like getting fucked in the ass
Only because yours leaks every time you laugh.
Well I suppose the give and take is a necessary part of every relationship. You just tend to enjoy the taking.
nyew