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I hate Niggers from Africa/of Africa Edition

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fuk

does nigger sperm taste different to that of a white man

Ask sinni

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

...

GET ROASTED.

is someone cooking up a nice roast? i thought i smelled a nice thotroast being cooked

hey scoots how does tranny cum and coke taste

like every day to him

I don't know about the tranny sperm, but the coke was pretty aite.
Not the greatest but was pretty GG for the price.

THOTROAST

i wonder how coke affects the taste of cum in general

If I wasn't so tired I would grab that fucking animal crossing dog and superimpose it on a casserole dish... and make the "sinni thoitroast" dish.

ask scoot until they stop lying

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My dog has been getting more clingy than usually lately...

not as clingy as squash's dog got i hope

Squash's dog got so clingy it used to accuse him of cheating.

Rolled 2 (1d2)do i post myself crossdressing on my snapchat story i'm gonna roll a d2
if it's 1 i dont if its 2 i do

honestly most people who see my story dont care but also there are some people who ? i dunno

im probably gonna post it anyways

also do i get a sub or a burrito for dinner

...

1. A burrito and 2. show dem pins

BURRITO BURRITO BURRITO BURRITO

Why do you fuckheads think coke is some kind of aphrodesiac
there's a reason "cokedick" is known as the great killer of stripper parties

Rolled 2 (1d2)burrito it is

i rolled a 2 twice
its destiny

After so long you are just dead to the world.

i never said i believed it to be one

I THINK HE IS REFERRING TO BAD DOG DUMB ASS

...

Haughty Princess

you think?

I am, therefore I...

I'm trying not to be okay?

...

Referencing coke binging.

netflix stopped working on rabbit and now im sad

Fuck rabbit, just post more Kizuna. She is de queen

-spits-

u do not kno da way

...

someone is a confused scootsy

...

so squish

No.

Anyone who has fapped to this image is a furry

Good job I havent fapped in 19 years

...

I guess I could unlock my root chakra for a little while but I really don't want to give up any of my oujas.

I bet this is fucking Sci

...

...

...

...

vintage emmme

-pet/

-pet/

Hey you! How are things


uwa how's Wish

I worked super hard to get my paper done today.
Now Im gonna super relax

en jij

Where did everyone go

nap

Friday night, must have lives now.

project ongoing
keyboard things


ded

Me ded uwu

How ikt?

thats not good uwu whats happening

am doing keyboard stuff

you can play keyBOARD??

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tokai is a jap
frick

@grim

THE JAPS TORTURED MY GRANDMA I HATE THEM THEY DESERVED MORE NUKES

I wanna die uwu

Build me keyboard des

lol get rekt granny

not music!

computer stuff


same
no you build me one

figures

I HATE THEM AS MUCH AS INDONESIAN MUSLIMS THEY BURNED MY HERITAGE NUKE ALL OF THEM


oooh can you fix my spacebar
it's sticky all the time

Can you drink tonight? I still have that flask.


ur ded ikt.
pew.


ey qt why you hidin

what up guys
lili here

weirdos

Not tonight. Took someone else's on call. I'm working until Monday now.

...

hi mom

stop cumming on it


ayy

How's the magic fox?

thats me

Fucking Vitas man.


Shame. Why you gotta be responsible like that, tsk.


jk don't die. yet.

Ok, I built one.
Where do I send it?

Tricks around every corner as usual. I can't see anything wrong with you...

in the corner?

YEA

would your rap name be lil lili


weirdero


I dont do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just spill coke

losing ur religion?

I would hope not.
Problems would be annoying.

does someone want to have a chat, I know I do

I want to have a cat.

omg thatd be good.
lil lili

LILLILI

nice. or just lili

but dying is no effort


to me ofc


ruin your laptop?

sorry can't help you there bud
I'm sure if you go to a pet store there's a good chance you'll find one there

My rap name would

LOT$A D1CKKK

Insurance risk.

i would but I'm renting this place, no pets allowed.


Sounds boring.

No one I love was around

Yung Li
rappin bappin a sappin being the one to be the legend to rap in


no
but the spacebar is sticky so its annoying to type

just do many aaneengeknoopte woorden

i wanted to get into stationeers it just seems rather dull to play alone

Man, I wish someone loved me.


SAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

likethisone ?


I love your

euh

music taste

omg Yung Li
thats good
every now and then i'd post stupid long freestyles over random beats on my snapchat story

people seemed to like them but i dont like swearing anymore and i dont really know how to rap without swearing heh

am sleepy

You're growing bolder and bolder, yan.
What gaems do you play you nerd.

< you

th-trh-th-th-thanks tokai >/////

steamcommunity.com/id/ravengodcalls/

They're all listed

I only need to finish home row now!!!

I like your taste in games. What's your fav.


Promise you go to bed when you're done

Understandable.
Then make like
fast jazz things


go lay down and dream ikt dreams


jij welkom

I don't feel like that is valid dutch my dudeo

I don't feel like that is valid dutch my dudeo

/shrug

Is.

tfw captcha bullies you

Don't shrug at me boi.
I'll kick your ass.


Hm.

Yeah, but I need your address.

wazzap oranje comrade

fast jaz things ????

WHAT

Hm.

/shrug
:3c

I'unno. Probably Dark Souls with ARK and Rust as a distant second.
Right now I play a lot of Path of Exile and Warframe and VRChat.

Teletubbies kom maar gauw, etc
Dutchies are homos

maybe


i only need to trim 6 pairs of shafts from their flares so the entire goes in instead of just the tip

...

I fell in love with Dark Souls recently, after a few years of trying to get into it and quitting.
Still have to kill Gwyn before I can move on to DS2. I need to git gud.

wat

wondering if I should re review my crusades homework.


ye like traphousejazz
my boi masego done do it


crying emoji


E

w

Have you tried jolly cooperation?

i cant go back to dark souls and it's shitty combat after playing nioh

idunno how this all works alright, gimme some slack

I killed Solaire. I assume that's why I'm not seeing a summon sign.

Probably should. My dude.

I kind of meant like, a real nigga.

keyboards

hello welcome

tfw iktnored

definitely not up my alley

Real niggas are cheating tho. I wanna beat him like a big boy. But I went through the whole game without parrying (no armor, no need) so beating him is hard since I can't really do that here.

the netherlands

lube them first btw

WINK WINK

?

...

Oh well then I guess you really do just have to git gud

I only skipped one question i didnt get it


/keyboardpet


uh

Yeah
masego is cool though
so try out spiritual rap like Shing02

Yuri doesn't need lube tho

Thanks!

Hi everyone else too!

Only homos stare at butts.


That's the idea.

It sint "up your alley" I getcha, wink wink

*clacks*


new here?

What was the question? DEUS VULT????

is okay
not my first pick but still good

antwon is my favorite rapper and one of my favorite artists of all time youtube.com/watch?v=7M_P99T5GKc

youtube.com/watch?v=4es4gugnRo4


dont post this track i dont like it !!!!

you must construct additional pylons

I SAID
ONLY HOMOS STARE AT BUTTS

See you later.

Rats my cunning plan has failed

...

...

But the Netherlands is a pretty big place!

How do I lube a keyboard?

Yosh, just trying this whole imageboard thing out

What if it's a girl butt

You take apart the switches and lube the springs nice and good, duh~

I giggled out loud, cause I actually considered it. But we're both enjoying this so much, why ruin it.


Hey homo wassup.


GIrl butts are gay too.

Submerge in a bath of lube of course.

im scared of you coming to kill me in my sleep


Neat, how'd you find this?

I don't know how to do that much though ;_;

hi hi btw
hello im lili

I'll nab you yet.

I slept in until like 2


still sick


dying

p-please don't


what next to the crusades coincides with European expansion at the time?


ohh hood good.
my real favourite is dutch so it won't make much sense.
youtube.com/watch?v=VKjb8pYwzHo

clack > click

I'll nib you yet.


Don't die before confessing your sins, fags go to hell you know.

Like, what events? I could be wrong but I am sure at the time there was population booms?
I havent looked 1t 11th-13th century history in, like, years

a lot of boom bap type stuff im not into for some reason idk

owo That's a lot of lube.

Am I really that dangerous? ;;

...

You can just tell St. Pete "No homo though"

Waow lewd

hiya Lili

I was curious about how this madness works and got sent to this place

better hire a professional to lube your boards

St Pete looking at you having sex every time, making sure you say "No homo" when you're done, and checking a box in a big book makes me giggle.


You love it.

I don't have anything to confess

Don't forget Jesus giving a thumbs up after hearing you say "No homo" from behind the gate

Also, you are forgetting Purgatory an shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet

mmmmh


ive never met a canada

brb shower

damn that looks nice

...

wow, posting nudes, lewd!

what about cluck


idk!!
I couldn't find anything else.
I had like a whole page about the cathars but I can't grasp another expansion stuff.


baap bom
i want to hear the struggles otherwise I dont like listening so much

interesting
music is nice

clock doesn't work I suppose eh

Has someone done a version of this with a waifu or something

But why would I even do that in the first place?


We're nice I promise.

Enjoy!

Could also be a way of Western Europe pushing back and regaining prior hegemony/attempting to gain greater hegemony over the Mediterranean/islamic kingdoms.

how are you ?

Jesus never consents to butt secks.

That girl really doesn't look into it.

seem into it*

I am tired, and in need of sleep. Also Liliana has been a BAD GIRL.

Good night fams.

Special appreciation for Tokai, Yan and Grim.

Keep it real fams

I like that everyone can get something out of it.
some like technicality, other happy vibes.
it's so much that I can't ignore anything.
tomorrow I'm checking byzantine chants in the church.


nah those are loud


aaah perhaps they meant the northern crusades and reconquista. I'll just do that
thnks

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I expected a meme at the end but it's just porn

because your boards deserve the love, duh!

nini

...

...

I can't deny this.

Find any other models?

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But they're the reason I do bad in games.

is the user cupcake

...

is anyone here knowledgeable about gas masks please respond

give emma a reply too .

For what reason?

what is the inhalant you are trying to avoid

yeah me


don't get them

because she replied first and is a sweetheart

No they have a trap bf and cupcake is incapable of even pretending someone could love them much less making something up like that.

Good, die in peace my son.


Good boy.


URGENT

REEEE

smoke presumptively

what would you suggest as an alternative

look at yourself, not your boards

well damn

sucy q it is

I don't think she cares.


Yeah, I mainly just do porn...

how often will you be going into a smoke-filled enviro

how have i been bad !!

nini


oooo sounds likea fun time go enjoy yourself !!

I'm not cupcake. I'd rather not do this if you don't mind.


Am I to understand Cup X Rev isn't a thing anymore?

I don't like them though.

Couldn't that same definition fit basically every person that posts here on a regular basis?

But I need to look at the game or I'll lose.


Poke man

it's coming from my pc, which is in the same attic I sleep in, so I'd say 8 hours a day at very very minimum

models-resource.com/pc_computer/leagueoflegends/model/11429/

w ha t the f u c k

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just inhaling whatever.
If you're doing bad shit on purpose you deserve it. If someone else (RUS, NK, IRAQ) does bad shit you'd die anyway.


YES
I'm excited so ill sleep soon

i like how empty the gym is on fridays

it's nice

why user post in such a closed community then
who or what are you running from


porkyman

lmao what the
Open the window and put the fire in your PC out.

...

If Ioco wants something he can ask me himself, he's a big boy.

No?
I'm obviously beloved by everyone.
Now go back to roleplaying as my big tiddy mom so I can hop back into some sweet delusions.

That was never a thing.

Don't bully Nezi.

porn is pretty lewd

If you become one with your board you won't even have to look at the screen, you won't even need a screen!

ok

I'd imagine that what the inhalant is doesn't really matter, and the only thing that does matter is preventing the damage it could potentially cause

it is very sickening
I'm normally a man of inaction but I don't really think this is something I should ignore

I'd like to avoid opening a window if I can

how soon ? o.o


empty gym seems super comfy tbh

...

I accepted the fate of wishys reply

did you work today or do you still have a late shift

...

That sounds pretty lewd though.

I don't think I want to have sex with a keyboard.

your pc is constantly smoking WHY?>???

I got off at 8 this morning.
I don't go back in until Sunday at midnight.

same tbh

Exactly what I was thinking


can you make him pretty small ?

the smoke is invisible ftr
I've no idea why, I tried looking inside but I saw nothing noteworthy

Oh, I'm sorry I should've worded it in a more animus way. Doesn't that definition fit basically everyone that posts here constant, excluding the people I like?

And of course excluding best child Yan.

nice! wanna watch the shape of water w/sinni and the others sometime?


oh no

Maybe another time.
I don't really like watching movies.

no lewd, that's bad!

Give me a precise measurement and it's done.

Well when you put it like thaaat...

how do you know it's smoking if its invisible wtf

can someone say lead fumes

I like this place, and I have my reasons.


Was this meant for me?
Oh I get it i mixed my links up, rip.


Dude open a goddamn window and stop your computer from smoking.

hug

Much better with that loser gone.


You're the one who told me to do it.

n i ni


fix your pc


now nini

Do I know you at least


the canadian or the american

I can smell it very strongly with my nose, and can feel it destroying my insides (some of that might be mental though)

how do I stop it from smoking
a window has been opened

I might play some LoL if you want to join.

Like dog sized ?

I dunno

nee

Uh... Carbon monoxide? Lead?


This

*Huggu* That's a good Yan.

Giggle gas.

Nice going.

oke


HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN LIKE THIS
TURN IT FUCKING OFF AND CHECK FOR MISSING SOLDER OR BUSTED CAPS HOLY FUCK

nini stinker

-buries face against and clings- ♥

Also how hard is it for you fuckers to call me a good boy and pet me once in a while?

Fuck

Shut up Kyle

Canadian.

Good boy. *pet*

...

pat


I think she's pretty okay

i'm sure the computer is fine

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Turn it off.


Don't patronize me just cause you're 1yr older I'll slap u.

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I don't know what it is I'm not a gasologist

a few hours
pic related is it, I don't know what a missing or soldered cap looks like

I'm worried about my own health more than the computer

everyone I know is raving about devilman
is it rlly that good emma

forget what I said!

don't die guy

Sup peeps?

if someone answered my question or suggested an alternative I'm sure my survival rate would be much higher...

yeahhhhhh you might die of cancer in 20 years but it's fine

i would send it to somebody if i were you.

How do you know the gas is coming from your PC if it's invisible? Could be from somewhere else.
Has opening the window helped? If not, go wash your hands, maybe there's no gas and you got something on your hands and picked you nose or something.

So lets say half a meter?

Since I'm a year older, can I sell you some stuff you might be interested in?
Could I perhaps... make you my patron?

What do I get for my patronage?

Yeah that works

Nah, it's pretty trash tbh.
But I guess it's nostalgia fodder for a lot of people.


I never forget.

How would washing his hands help if it's already in his nose? 🤔

the nearest computer store is at least 4km away, and I'm not sure I'd be able to explain the problem well enough to get it fixed

opening the window has slightly alleviated the chest pain (that's probably placebo too) and I know it's from the pc because when I opened it I smelled different parts to determine where it came from
either it's coming from the pc or it's coming from the lights

how so?


dying inside wbu

about to go get food.

How's Maddie?

*Cuddles* Yan too cute~

sure you can. "theres a weird smell coming from it and im afraid it'll give me cancer or something"

I should say that in retrospect smelling the pc smoke was coming from wasn't a good idea

but again, the nearest computer store's 4km away, and it could have shut down for all I know, and it'll mean no pc for I don't know how long

I was just patronizing you sorrymasen.

Holy fuck that thing was huge. I had to scale it down to like 0.007th of it's size to get it to half a meter.

iunno what you expect your alternative to be

i mean i suppose you could get another one seeing as the one you have looks pretty bare bones.

but i mean like you can't keep inhaling that stuff.

or maybe you can im not a doctor.

Your nose is good at getting shit out of it. Washing the hands is for removing whatever is on it to keep him from putting it in his eyes or something. But that's not it anyway.


Get the fuck out of your room, wtf

Patronizing is the opposite tho, it'd mean you're my patron.

You should go to bed if you're tired, don't be a dumb like me and stay up later than one should.

The original manga is something like 40 years old and it's very reminiscent of the style from early anime adaptions.

But it looks like it's 40 years old tbh and I'm not really all about that sex and violence style.

But stuffy noses are the worst :^(

I have no idea why it was so big.

Maybe the world isn't actually small in his game

I think I'll ask around a bit before I end up spending the potentially very high repair fees
also since I'm new here I should mention I got ripped off and my shitty pc that's running a pentium and has no gpu cost me about £400

it's very minor, and I was going to go to sleep once I got off Holla Forums, and where am I supposed to go? I've got a side room but the fucking archaic radiator in there is probably more toxic than my pc right now

I use a ray beam device to do this.

No I wanna stay with you and go to sleep together.

It's not rigged and completely lacks a skeleton.

A stuffy nose is because it's secreting a lot of mucus to get shit out of it. It's to prevent inflamation. It's good for you!


If you're going to sleep, be absolutely sure the gas has stopped being produced.

it could possibly be cheaper to just get a new one. i would get an estimate before making any decisions.

I should probably also mention that 2nd hand smoking has given me a very frail set of lungs

I don't think I can really stop it tonight, maybe I'll sleep in the bathroom

this thing's only a couple months old

I have very severe mommy issues.

Well, I mean if you want to~

Why might you be doing that?

I'm okay. Made plans with my pops so that's like both parents in a week. new record.


Food sounds so good rn. I really ought to eat more lol

Whatcha gettin for din?

But then it's getting the shit out of it by putting more shit in it.

i'm exhausted

didn't get to slow down for a minute today

PUT THE PC OUTSIDE


Men's affections are fickle... sigh

probably chinese food, then I am gonna go shopping and get another bottle of whiskey.

I have been on a one meal a day kick for the past couple days, it has been odd

The shit it's putting in is good for you. The shit it's getting out is bad for you.

by outside do you mean in a room different to this one or actually outside, because if the latter, you've seemed to have neglected the fact it's more likely to rain than it is not to (not actually, but the chances are high is what I'm saying)
also the bathroom I was planning on sleeping in is an en suite ftr

Poetic.

Listen, you have a source of invisible and clearly noxious gas in your room. You can put it somewhere where it won't kill you or you can have a bad time. I'm just the man giving advice, you do you.

It's not good that I have to be a mouthbreather :^(

take it from someone that had carbon monoxide: it's not worth it

don't ignore it

take precautionary steps right now or you will fuck yourself up and regret it

Nezi is telling the truth, he is pretty fucked up.

It's not carbon monoxide, his nose hurts, but it can't be good.

Wew Mercy.

Sounds fucked

-presses up against-
Yes~

I can't help it, it's my one weakness.

do you have a suggestion as to how many metres away from myself it should be roughly

how effective would a face mask be in this situation for me my friend

based koreans an hero by burning coal briquettes for the carbon monoxide

...

Well I mean... yeah.
It's basically unusable unless I go into Blender and rig it myself and that's work.

Whats with that look?

Gas fills up any available space. If you go to bed with a source of gas enclosed with you, you might die in your sleep. It's not a matter of distance.

This.

so where should I put it then

...

*Huggles* Silly Yan.

who the fuck is loafie

...

Who are you posting as btw

Yeah I'm silly.
Yan #0648

newfag, nice to meet you
I'd rather not answer any questions you have about me right now because I'm a little busy trying to not die

oh ok

no followup questions

enjoy your stay love

It's the one true way.
What's up.

please respond

Meat Jersey Girl

also like if you have a carbon monoxide leak you should like call the fire department

dummy :3

I don't know your place. I just know leaving it inside with you is a bad idea. You're a big boy.

rip

I doubt most firemen are well-versed with computers

oh well goodnight for now friends
if I never return then you'll all know why

don't know why people hang themselves so much

seems like that would be a terrible way to go

unless you got off on asphyxiation

then it would actually be pretty dope tbh

And now you are one of few I added from here on there~

pls don't die ;;

I'd go out in some sort of spectacular way. Auto-erotic asphyxiation is a surefire way to have people talking about you for a while.

You wouldn't want me to have to do actual work right?
Hint: If it's displayed in a T Pose that's a good indicator that it's already rigged.

I feel so unspecial :< have fun lewdo

SHHHHH don't let everybody know!

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yeah i donno if i was so fed up that i legit didn't care anymore i'd probably just become hella reckless

in lieu of formally attempting

Feel free to add me if you want.
I've already offered so I don't feel bad or understand why you don't feel special.
Maybe.

I was playing hard to get.
Is this how womyn feel.

Yeah probably.
Just add me you dope.

I don't want to inconvenience people traveling or anything.


I can understand that.

It's a total secret now!

I'm jealous now.
I'll be brewing my love potion.

i mean you could argue that i'm already doing that to a degree

with like cigarettes

and binge drinking

one last question which I just realised I should have asked
should I put a blanket or something over my pc or nah

good thing heights scare me or i'd probably be wasting money on rock climbing and sky dying

Happy Friday, Teeps

Won't change anything.

y-you too ;;

I was hoping he would have animation from the game or something.

But I already love you platonically

It's a jet plane you own, Just have the pilot set up auto-pilot and jump. Then when you hit it it'll explode.

You'll be remembered for months, at least.

...

I'm making a turning into a cute boy potion


Sounds like a lot of effort, and remembered less than auto-erotic asphyxiation.

lube

Nope. A model's a model. Without a skeleton it might as well just be a brick or something.

I'm okay with this.

I don't remember anyone that died from jerkin' it. I just know there were plenty.

I'd remember the canon jet guy.

ignored by cuppers ;;

easy TP. just be more interesting next time

Heath Ledger.
Was there a canon jet guy?

better get a bucket for that gigantic schlong

amirite

Hi TP


uwu

Someone order me a pizza.

I thought he OD'd

Not yet.

hey

what's new in your life

im so glad to hear

my gf wants to play league instead of watch stuff w me thats why

david carradine

SAME

SAME

Someone order me a pizza.

Yup, him too, thanks RLM.

thats 2 ppl today who have asked for pissa

grims gf is white

in case anyone was wondering

thank you for the clarification tp

Almost slept through an exam this morning lmao.

How about you?

Is it you though? That's the 'real' question.

Order it for me.


And I will be the one to get it.

Someone order me a pizza.

citrus and mitsubushi color and camp stuff
what more is good meme material

no problemo

how's she doing anywho


today was a total waste but like who cares

also i mindfucked myself into thinking i was getting sick

but now i don't think i was at all

or i was and i beat it by preemptively popping pills

in any case i'm feelin niiiice


damn eva

that was mean

what did i ever do to you

...

lol no

shes doing well ty for asking
how are you doing

What about something that doesn't even have arms ?

Like this ?


models-resource.com/pc_computer/qbertrebooted/model/7774/

pretty good man

my ringworm is almost completely gone

pretty pumped about that

You stole the last slice of pizza. You sonuvabich!

...

I'll have to look.

how tf u catch ringworm u nasty boi

Damn idt anyone from threads has ever ordered me pizza

*worlds tiniest violin plays*

we probably wouldn't even like the same pizza

i get like pineapple and jalepeno

what even


i have no idea bro

well i have a couple ideas

but it's pretty embarrassing and i'm glad it was isolated

hey at least i never got

pink eye

Takagi

where's brian when you need him ;;

touche but mine was a work hazard

did you catch from a stanky whore
or from your cat or what

Something small and round seems best.

can i get someone to order me a pizza before grim

That isn't a bad choice at all, why would I dislike it?

honestly my cat is one guess

my second is leaky pipes in my bathroom ceiling

my third is all the stank nast people at work

like i work with legit animals

probably not cause you seem like you don't put out

all hot air

Good shit fam, here's to a weekend full of drinking?

oh i donno it's just uncommon

it shouldn't be though

get some lysol up in your office boi

I'll post nudes for a zaa.

well i only drink friday night then the rest of the weekend nursing a hangover

how about you?

getting into some brown?

you wouldn't

Try me.

Would be nice if it was.

How you been, dork?

I wish I was small and round so Ban would love me
It will work but it doesn't have any textures for the eyes.

yeah we have cans and i do when someone is sick

but like people are fucking nasty

don't get me wrong, i'm pretty gross in my own home

but in a shared space i don't like piss everywhere and leave pubes everywhere

and never change the rolls

it's pretty frustrating

i got like 3 or 4 pizzas here

pizza =

I am currently -10% homo so that won't happen anytime soon

idr if I got you one

nah not from you :(

breh wtf

does your place not have ppl that clean the bathrooms?


ill get u one in person and we eat together someday

even better

whats hot air

...

a flatus

*luka sounds*

Gay or not, now that we're friends again I still get to lie my head on your tummy if we meet.

Back in 10.

luke got to so why not

see

:^)

pretty good for january i think

i took care of a lot of shit i was putting off during break so that calmed me down a bit

but i'm realizing that no matter what, i'll always find a list of things to stress out about and lose sleep over

what have you been upto


fucking pizza slut


no we do

like these mexicans come in during the weekend

but like i swear there's always pee dripping off the seat when you lift it up

fucking gross

god thats nasty

best to just aim true and not touch the seats then

:O


mmhm^^

or I could mail you a slice of ny pizza ahahah

Won't that just make it better ?

Work, relationship stuff and other things. About the norm of life in general at this point~

That doesn't sound worth at all tbh.

No, I'm not into poop


?

ewwww

that's how you get ants!

yeah man it's pretty pathetic

but i find myself cleaning up a lot after others

just in case someone walks in after me and thinks i'm the nasty fuck

how sad is that shit

idk. Do you want to see?

you seeing someone these days?


i mean that dark liquor

It was a joke about you being full of hot air, nerdo.

that 'nac

He looks like an empty husk

has anyone seen "mother!" by any chance?

i watched it last night and it's been on my mind

I'm sick

BUT

I'm going to the store just so I play VRchat drunk

can

Do you like it or what?

...

based

no wait bd big dick

baddog will be so pissed

I'll use it


brb going to the store

why do blacks like brandy anyways

and fatt white girls at that

Cause it's also a name for chubby white trash chicks and as you said

and like chevy impalas

...

slate.com/articles/life/drink/2013/12/cognac_in_african_american_culture_the_long_history_of_black_consumption.html

but ....

Your answer is boring in comparison.

so like a few rappers started the trend?

i doubt it

it had to be a "black thing" before the rappers rapped about it

Niggers gonna nig

You aren't suppose to use the nigger word.

man i drank some 'nac with this fat black dude on his gf's birthday

i ended up getting arm locked by a karate black belt

that was a weird night

Better! Good boy~

this

mind the nbombs

Was always popular in America, just pushed through blacks.


Who am I going to offend? Niggers?


Whom'st

Thanks, nig.


They are an uppity people.

You?

...

It's a well known fact Holla Forums users are easily offended so i'd be super careful yeah.

goddamn self-affirmation feels great sometimes. whew ;;


blacks are an interesting culture indeed


you get that pizza, love?

...

I got ice cream.

They might actually do something about it if they weren't so lazy.


Doubt.


Fuck 'em.


In which sense.

it's funny whenever i get a pint

cause i know my shits are gonna be a mess

cause i kinda made myself lactose intolerant a bit

whoops

...

fresh outta the shower but hungry as fuck

luka feelz

Low.


I like the squirts.

their little quirks

like how they don't try to walk across the street at a crosswalk that is close by

instead they disregard all safety and just flaunt right out there

they deserve that right i think

honestly sometimes they aren't that bad

You're... sking me to call you a bad boy? This seems to be going in a very odd direction, Tracer~

Nice and hot.

a good watery colonic release

Like their average income?

Like the amount of fathers they have?


Yes, their low intelligence is certainly fascinating.


Hm.

i mean some of them are pretty smart

but i would argue that those ones are mixed with whites

well look at us

keeping colonialism alive :3

I said low. Not none.

You've been a very, very bad boy, Tracer,

New

...

...

Hmmm.