Lux a whore edition

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Sabbers! *Boop*

im warning you i dont make love

i fuck

hard

You better be loaded.

iktf. Most Yuno cosplayers are camwhores.

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Most sexy women on the internet are camwhores.

Moogs becomes the new Darwin

my clock's running out

Most whores on the internet are camwhores

she'd nearly 18 soon so i gotta get a new one

NEO-DARWINISM

Was he ever not? :bigthink:

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I am sorry, it is SHE not HE

smh

So what does that make you

Actually most of them are avatarfags :3

I'm neither sexy nor a woman so I'm pretty safe.

eva jealous i'm drowning in jailbait pussy

Well, you're not a woman.

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am I jailbait

So how old are you if I may ask.

I feel old

im pussy?

doodie, wuz goin' on?

Howdy howdy!

That's a cute picture.

Not really? I just could've sworn that's why you and Darwin didn't even get along like a year or two ago.

Cause you were jelly.

Mooorning, how are you doing cutie?

18 !!! I'll be 19 in April :)

can we celebrate my birthday in here, friends

I said WAS.

Oh you smooth talker, you. I'm not so easily seduced though.

Oh, I get it.
Well you're good, and a boy.

Sucyduced

eh at least I didn't turn a child

youm pussy

what the hell I thought you were like 22

How is your day going?

Seducy

suuuuuuuuure

what?

nah, only 18 :)

i've never not gotten along with darwin. i've never exactly talked to him tho.

That's a little better, ye.

I know some of you homos aren't that young but damn this conversation is making me feel old.

That's prob my fav sucy pic so far!!!!

what >:C

I'm okay, just chilling.
Slept well?

Just the latter!

Same

you don't want to know what child vampires have to go through

That's because it's slightly LEWD. Disgraceful.

You have your moments.

My sarcasm is meant to throw doubt on Grim's statement, because there is a running gag that he is actually a pedophile, a furry, and osama bin laden.

Yeeeah, you usually have to be pretty young for him to care to reply most of the time.

Yus. Though it got crazy warm today, despite being like -20 to -30 the past month~

I'm 26 and welcome to every fucking day.

what???

the art is the cutest :)

he is all of those things tho? where's the gag??

mfw

you act a lot more mature than your age!

Purdy good so far. I'm going to take a walk around the building to get my blood pumping, though. I'm starting to get the yawns!

Hey I'm 25. Guess I get to feel young now. Thanks.

I agree.

thanks

RIP, GOT'EM
Sinni Roast Queen 2018

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God why do I always have to be everyone's senpai

Stop taking advantage of older men then

I can pretend to be your senpai if you'd like. I'm an ok role model.

you're so mean

nuh uh

;_;

im 21 but i sound 45 because my throat/lungs are fucked

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Good idea! Wake yourself up a lil~

How old are you again anyway? Did I... Even know that tidbit ever?

Now I'm questioning my own memory.

I'll warm you up. :^)

Too much cum?

sucy is the cutest from the show :)

yay?

No, that's okay. I'm only into pretend if it means I can stick my penis in someone.

23

­>:)

cum is good for the lungs. i vape it everyday

Oh I thought you were older, you're like a year or two older only. Wew. I don't even know why I thought you were older now.

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Must be because you're a fag

w-wow!

Honestly they're all cute. Sucy might be my favorite. Or maybe Amanda.

I'm also not into having penis stuck in me so you're all out of luck there friend.

If you say so.

loco you should try redrawing one of these

its good practice for faces

yer da used me throat as a cocksleeve when i was a wee lad

:)c

fight me

old man

Starting with the inside. *Pets*

I don't hit children

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I don't think we should rule out the possibility of sticking both of our penises in one thing.

Alt+0173 on the numpad before you enter >.
­>>>>:))))

saved as fuck

how old like 30?

>w

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Wow moogs you fucking newfag
­>w

I thought moogs was younger dafuk

what month moogs

he's on his death bed really.

don't break your back :3c

november

ill break your pelvis

Frickin' lewdo.

Late twenties, ye. Like an exact guess would've been 28.

Just felt like it sounded right.

Sounds like a good time.

< yfw

best month

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shove it in

Don't be lewd, RS.
How is your evening going.

Tell me more?

Just made some coffee. Channeling the inner Anteiku

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Guess I shouldn't be too judgemental, my bf was 17 when we met.
Guess I'm doing it all wrong, I've stuck with him. brb breaking up.

Please don't try to tell me something would be "good practice". You've done it before and it comes across like a backhanded attempt to get me to do something for you.

Did

lewd!

please and thank you :)

he's a grandpa

If I want something from you, I'd ask you directly.

All I'm trying to do is encourage you to grow your skill.

awwwwwwwwwwwww shiiiiiiii

uhoh

Yeah should be okay.

Let me know if you're available I'll break up with my gf.

Don't presume you're in a position of knowledge of my skill, the craft or me to do that.

Loco is just a nobody. A nothing. A nonentity.

break your baby hymen

this fucking loser

Don't bully my Iocobunny

Already ditching lectures.. semester off to a great start.
What's going on in this thread?

The lewdest. :^)

It's too bad Lillie gets more frequent art made of her.

You see, the only thing he knows about this "craft" is that he has a handicap. A mental one.

Avatarfags are whores. What more is there to say really.

Yall are a great influence

We can't date, we're both into putting a penis in a thing. We're like two very lost bedbugs.

loco do you draw the girl you post with the blonde hair?

d-don't be lewd

I am anticipating and yearning for a detailed thesis and exposition on this social phenomenon.

I don't have to be in knowledge of any of that for simple encouragement.

humble yourself.

Hi Menma!
That's not good, punctuation is uber important for a bunch of courses.

Just chilling.

dindu

Bedbugs don't attempt frottage and fucking the same underage jailbait trap.

George is a homosexual

What are you going to pay with to stop the lood?

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NEVER?!

Unbelievable.

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cuz she's an mc :

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It's like schroedinger's cat, but you put a bunch of virgins together in a box for a few years with lewd anime pictures.

That sounds alright, but not enough. We can't date, turn back while you still can.

See what your lewdness does.

he sucks dick

GASP
DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT OUR INNOCENT GEORGE!

I'm a real sweetheart and I make my own memes

Good afternoon, Grim.
Eh have medical excuses, so profs don't seem to care.. though missing the material makes things annoying later.

How're you?

Seconded. I'll peer review if needed lol

it's true i do suck cock

I mean, if you can call that an MC. x3

So... You'll pay with yourself?

So do I.

I'm craving something sweet.
Like a malasada.
Are you okay? s:

Who is this George you keep mentioning?

I can now see the answers tumbling down... Like a can of hotdogs onto a young females face.

This is sounding an awful lot like slander, do you have proof?

inb4 rin

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speakin of, get readi I'm growing >:))
the carrot is ready for harvest

i haven't been home since 9am

ughh

he wouldn't let me post it :(

moogs, sublimed, the mod
the best boy

some fag

I mean

our beloved moogs

what did she mean by this?

Uh, um, you'll learn to love me?

Be the hero the threads deserve, and post the damn evidence.

what about my baby carrot...

ah I see

actually shuten-doji is the best oni

actually

your peapod isn't ready yet

ACTUALLY GUERO IS A FUCKING HOMO

please mistress

No he's not

Guero has a GIRLFRIEND he's definitely NOT GAY

who

A rabbit on top of a fox aha ahhaha

Get shit on, nerd.

a girlfriend whomst is a gaiboi

I already think you're pretty cool. But you're not husbando material for me.

You have some pretty unfair competition, don't feel bad.

Evocative, I like it.

the horned loli or the brolic beast?

I just feel like I should eat something to not die. Maybe I'll order a pizza..
Huh, I never knew the name of those. Neat. Sweet things are nice.
I'm alright, just don't really have a strong constitution.

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Eh. No hard feelings.

I first learned about them from the pokemon game tbh

curious to how they taste, maybe like an italian zeppoli but crunchier?

huggu

yeah get something in your system

I may have been trying to summon Rin.

Okay I accept~

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

they might be asleep

im getting wendys tonight

no ultra weed tho i need to detox

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what is ultra weed

-yawns and looks around sleepily-

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Wow way to fucking copy me George

GIVE US BLOODCHAN

get the flamethrower

Probably, the nerdo!

Cute.

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the omega strain.

AHHHH THE IRONY AHHHAHAHA

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I am intrigued

que?

-doesn't know how- :<

o///o

-has made tiny cream puffs filled with strawberry whipped cream-

-looks on approvingly, looks tasty-

We can stay friends if you want.

it's whatever the fuck i'm vaping.

Benefits?

Speaking of weed, learned lately that weed destroys dreams. Which explains a lot of why I have not had any in a good while.

On the flip side, not smoking for awhile is a good way to go into relapse for that shit. Causing the most lucid of dreams most times.

Fun stuff~

*Pets*

God you're fucking gross George

Good stuff!!!

I appreciate your persistence.
Do you have a real gf or were you memeing?

-waves hi to sonata-

is it atleast thc infused

LOL

lili gimme smooch

Both

Shit I really do post slow.

Ah, I don't remember much of the old pokemon games I played.

Possibly, I wouldn't know.

Disjointed part 2 is out friends!!!

Say goodbye to george's sanity :)

gayro gimme smooch

Good stuff
Got the keyboard
Weekend
Now just gonna spend my weekend jamming it in.

ok

Wait nvm guro is gay

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f o r e h ea ddddd smonch

Please to explain.

Liliana give dick smoocj

I still avidly remember getting the original silver version from toysrus as a kid

guy unlocking it from the fancy glass cabinet
oh I was so happy

i had a dream recently about obama being apart of an art project where he is infused within a gelatinous human shaped mass.

though generally i do not dream so this makes me think.

yes very.

Shitty thread.

i decided to check out Dusk for a little bit lili

I both have a real gf and I am just memeing in the sense that my conveyed sexual attraction towards you is just flattery and jokes.

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Shit contents. Good OP

what do ya think !!

n-no

Yeah, dreams are fuckin' weeeeird.

No?

There's no such thing as cute feet
Feet only look seductive in anime
Just like traps

good but not doom 1 good

but im heavily biased

ur qt

Where did you hear that weed destroys dreams?

Oh, I remember silver a little. The first I ever played I think was yellow lol. I really liked Pikachu when I was little

even doom 2

I strongly disagree. Feet can be quite sexy.

thats fair
atleast youre enjoying it somewhat :3

SUper peeved i had to pay 23 euro for getting the package tho

That was a shitpost.

^-^ -brings you some with Irish breakfast tea made from Kenyan black varieties-

^-^

-squeaks, waving back before scurrying over to see you-

Dumb ass thread.

i blame my half assed reading of brave new world and an article about obama being on the david lettermen show.

That's awful. How come?

Ah, sorry, some people non-ironically think that and I don't know you that well I guess. Good shitpost.

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Chinese sellers didn't lie

cUCKED TO DEATH

-wonders how sonata is-

Nah man feet are breddy okay

yan this is a bad opinion
men dont even usually moisturize their shits whatchutalmbout

That sucks. Wanna show the keyboard?

A man of taste.

yea its cool, the silly melee speed is ridiculous, and a little bit of the silliness sometimes makes it less enjoyable rather than more enjoyable, but then some of it I like too like the cultist hooded dudes

Fuck I'm about to go rub one out to a zombie futa feet doujin now

You're fucking GAY

It's less destroys, more makes you not remember them I assume. Which is normal for some anyway. Buuut something to do with affecting REM sleep.

However to cite my source, I heard it first in a Decker Shado ANoES review. Then looked it up a bit to find things like this leafscience.com/2014/09/13/marijuana-rem-sleep-dreams/

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Of course, why do you think I like u

Foot fetishists are disgusting.

Ooooookay then

issa pcb and backplate and stuff

link

That's a lot of words. Wouldn't zombie feet decompose horribly?

Ur disgusting.

-is sleepy. Just woke up- x_x

\^-^/

my body is not for lewds

NO U!

So no keys yet?

NOT GAY ENOUGH TO LIKE NASTY BUNION ASS DUDE FEET
AT LEAST TRAPS OR TRANS PEOPLE USUALLY TAKE CARE OF THEM

Kizuna AI is queen, broda.

Incorrect assertion.

Too cute!

I thought you meant to cuddle! Wow, jeez.

Way to show what you think of me. I'm hurt. :c

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nyanpassuu

-anything planned for sonata today ?-

interesting perspective
good to hear

Your cuddles are lewd? Why did you offer them then!! Hu, you lewdo!

i used to believe in that though nowadays i think it's just more the observer putting meaning into nothing. though i loosely recall something involving rats and the purpose of dreams so maybe there is something to it. iunno i dont care enough to look into it.

nhentai.net/g/60367/

I don't see the problem.

NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT DUDE FEET YOU HOMOLORD

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That's where you're wrong kiddo

I didn't offer anything

♥ u2

dude feet does not include trap feet

Also

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Yuuup. It could mean everything or it could be nothing.

Mostly it comes down to just another human thing, where we look for meaning in things that either don't have them or are just pointless to focus on.

Going back on it now, I see~

Then I agree most can be forgotten.
Stop agreeing with me on everything.

Reminds me of that vid where this crazy guy makes a tuna cake for christmas. It looked worse than this tho.

.//.

!!!

I didn't say anything ;-;
You're putting so many words in my mouth atm

*pet*

Hmmm.

That doesn't sound like me. I think you're making stuff up now.

Yeah but it's a link for nezi so who cares

You're the one who keeps agreeing with ME

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmtuna bake

hmm interesting. When I gather dark energy I start to see creatures appear in my mind and I can sketch them out in Paint Tool Sai.

Not one bit!

Prove it!

what are you even talking about hahaha

This convo

lot of issues stem from that to be fair

paint tool sai is my fav

About it? Well this is after the fact, of course you wouldn't find it here.

Silly~

Awesome, enjoy.

I know you'd be nicer if I asked for a link bb.

And yeah, I guess you're right

Nihilists HANG yourselves.

Watching movie. No one expect replies.

I'm so confused :

magic stuff

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Eba pls explain why it is you aren't a milf

Ye
enjoy movie

Ikt build me a keyboard

no ikt
build ME a keyboard

Tru

That's okay, I'll protect you. *Pets*

Who says I'm not? :thinking:

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Don't confuse me, you know I have a hard time separating fact from fiction and easily become delusional when I desperately want to believe things

For that lurker

The question is, which was fact and which was fiction from the very beginning!

weekend hype

T O K A I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MOM WHY DID YOU NEVER LOVE MEEEE AAAAAAAAHHH

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES

how have you been ?

Weekend runs have a lot of good games tbfair.

Hey Tokes~

Cause I give the biblical type of love. You have to believe hard enough to get the love~

And even then some say it may just be dark matter hugging you from all directions.

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Working super hard on all the college projects I procrastinated. And now i'm d o n e 11!1!

hello

no

u

-LOUD SOBBING-

omg yay !! happy for you. now its time to enjoy the weekend ? any plans ?

excuse me sir, what are you doing?

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*Pets*

Wat r U doin

wanna fite?

no
what

ARRRRRE ya doin

youtube.com/watch?v=OUjuR5lPnxU

Yes!
eh I'm gonna check out Yuru camp and other stuff. maybe read some books. and sleep a lot.

NO u

God I want to fuck barbossa

omg yes let me know what you think about yuru camp
what books ?

im not GONNA COMMENT ON THAT

loco do you have any experience with make up

see

-SNIFFLE-

No.

Have you tried google or Youtube? They are much more knowledgable than Loco.

You're a good Yan~

nevermind then

no i been doin research n stuff
i was just sort of trying to have conversation with woco ;;

I don't believe it

gib mommy coddles pls

Congratulations on that failure.

it looks super cute
I already downloaded two episodes.
Euh, the loss of Belgium, mere Christianity and To Jerusalem.

ill delete u

I'm a fury demon what did you expect?

well I used to have a girlfriend who would do me up so I was pretty and looked like a woman, and she would take me out to bars and clubs and make me do things to men who didn't know I wasn't a girl, and then afterwards I would have to redo my own makeup in between each guy I was with

but that's not a lot of experience really

I dare you to try me nerd.

ew

why caricatural?

DEUS VULT

my PSU and my RAM came today

now just waiting on bicc boi 1080ti

Enough to convince men. Drunk or not.

*Coddles u*

sorry scootsy

wow interesting book choices
enjoy your weekend and the time u spent

wait whyd you have to re do your make up ?

also thats still a lot more knowledge than a lot of people

-.-

Tears messes with make up

Because it smeared.

-quiet sobbing-

I will not cease from Mental Fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand: Till we have built Jerusalem, In Englands green & pleasant Land

You aren't sorry. Don't patronize me.

Mars is supposed to be the real Greater Israel IMO

did it smear bc of

youre right
sorry scootsy for patronizing you
and im actually sorry

o-ok sorry

yeah I have super many books
but I read like 50-100 pages and then forget to finish them

thankyou you2

post pics of book collection some time !!
i haven't read in a.
long time. i started a book the other day tho bc i keep thinking like wow wouldnt it be nice to read

It would smear because I was performing oral sex and being roughhandled.

Apology unaccepted.

A No. We are not having Zionists colonizing Mars. FUCK. THAT. FOR. A. LAUGH.

see poing 1.

no way, jose.

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Would you rather have them fucking around on Earth instead?

locooooooooooooooooooooooo

ew
you put make up on to look cute and take a nice boy out to see a film
and get a nice meal beforehand probably

and then you both go home on your own separate ways you dont put on make up to do that

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Preferably in their little enclave in the Middle-shit. Aggressive/expansionist/colonial Zionism is not something one ought to be considering lightly.

Sure thing! though it's all over the place now.
ill assemble like tomorrow or something

what book do you like

*hurt*

I win.

don't shame me

Who should have dominion over Mars then? You?

what book do i like

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im not really sure most books i've read are YA stuff
the one that i just started is. a wizard of earthsea

i really like the font used for the cover so thats why i picked it heh

im not shaming you im just letting you know what i'd be doing should you ever come to florida

Good girl Lily.

The Holy Triumvirate; Lena Dunhem, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg.

sure if you say so

you didnt even open my snapchat scootsy >.

brb battle

win darkness and despair

ooh fantasy
ye anyone who says they dont pick it for the cover are DUMB

It is joek. Obvious answer is the Glorious People's Republics of China and Korea.

I'll do it in my own time. I am a free spirit. Plus I am hungry.

You said ew.

honestly !!! its like. wow they put time into making a good cover they probably want me to read this book

and then thats how i pick if its a physical place usually

this is the version of the book i have

im also hungry u stinker

OPEN IT

i have yet to get into le guin what do i expect

Fine, esh the things I do for wifey..

Whats for tea/dinner?

Those people seem like they would suffer the least in that sort of environment. I closed the demon gate there so there shouldn't be any trouble.

what the fucks a le guin

my family is gone for the day and so they gave me money to go eat somewhere

i was gonna go eat at viet-nomz then see a movie but i dont really wanna drive much today.
so probably chipotle ?

how about we do your silly movie first. and then we do my thing where i smear my lipstick up and down you.

no can do woco
sowwy

nice pure date with some smoochin and hand holdin only

she is a well known author

apparently well regarded

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So, Vietnamese food... is that like charred meat?

didn't mean to be racist. just that no way that happened. and if that's the story you're okay with telling, makes one wonder what the stories you don't want to share are...

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