Offishul Yan Tred ®

Dad, give smooch.

my feet are heinous bro i walk around barefoot on concrete i have sasquatch soles
size 16w mens means no fun shoes :(

mwah

8/9 in womens ;;

How are ya?

por dad
is shoe shopping online any better at all than physical stores ?

shitty i have a lung infection and im miserable and irritable
i didnt get to sleep until 4 am last night

100% better because literally nobody carries my size irl
all of my shoes are order online type deals lol

Proportionately, regardless of size, lilli's feet are large.

I know I'm one to talk, but go to a doctor.

i did like an hour ago i just cant get a ride to the pharmacy until like 7 :<
hope they gave me that good shit for cough medicine cuz max strength Robitussin didnt even help enough to let me sleep

tfw getting picked on by amerianon

i am posting from phone but using computer, while being nowhere near computer

teamviewer is cool

You should go with me to the doctor.

I'm Yan my trip and name just disappeared and I'm lazy and thought people could tell by IDs and waifus.

It's ok. Means you can wear some too

I don't know about big, I've told you i find them weird before though.

ive only had to use teamviewer for a time restricted thing i wanted and i could not be at home

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yeah i know i was poking at u

wait you have ? when

I asked if you had polio. You said yes.

afternoon

So I heard you'd like to see a doctor

Suuure

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oh yeah
what is polio anyways

This was your goal all along

I have so many regrets

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poliomyelitis

Yup. You fell for my trap.

So do you have any recommendations you homo.

youtube.com/watch?v=7hxIi8j3QR0

Let me enter you.

Your feet are just a bit larger than mine.

8.5 women's, but I wear size 9s.

wow good thing i dont have polio

No

You said you did. You have polio now.

I have no idea.

Just put him in something you like.

gosh dangit
how do i get rid of it ?

I'm already looking for that, dummy. We're going through a bunch of threads.

Stop whoring yourself out, it goes away after a while.

Push me to the edge
All my friends are dead

no can do partner
not doing it in the first place so how would i be able to stop ?

LET ME INSIDE YOU

I didn't know you liked cliff diving

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i've seen videos of retards doing that too. i wouldnt fuck with that

my first bethesda game was fallout 3

It's kinda fun to jump off waterfalls, but you have to check the pool you are going into first

imgur.com/a/L2Djl

imgur.com/a/i504L

I mix between these I guess

Pretty sure the first one is Sneaky

well yeah. doesnt matter if the conditions were ideal tho. it's not for me.

<

I'm I'm not too into garterbelts. But thanks for the recommendation, will pass along.

Also I mean to say "A mix" not "I mix"

I also enjoy water skiing really fast so I skip on the water when I fall.

Am I a masochist?

oh also
are you looking for panties ? i got some recently that i like a lot. let me see if i can find the link

i know the feeling. of masochism and water skiing.

right.

Watersports maybe.

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That was funny

Both of these things are enjoyable

Was an honest mistake.

amazon.com/gp/product/B071173HW9/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

these are the ones i usually wear are comfy n cute

amazon.com/gp/product/B076D2BYZH/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

these are more cheeky and less cute and worse material

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it has a lot of potential, I'm glad it is free for personal use

i saw 50 shades of grey recently. made for great entertainment.

Water sports.

No

r i g h t

Neat, thanks. Sent along.

i want cat ears like this

reddit.com/r/cutelittlefangs/

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happy to help ! :3

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Fuck yes I found the song that was stuck in my head but I didn't know it's name

WITNESS ME FOR I AM A GOD

Oh woops old trip

God I miss my YanBwaka trip

Sendsong

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Discord? :^)

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Nice try~

Aw rats

bf really likes the pantsu. He's asking if you have other general girlclothes recommendations.

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oh !!
uh
yea i do ?
does he have something easier to message him on rather than relying info thru this thread

...What?

This made me laugh and i didnt lose my boner
exhentai.org/g/1141575/71e24ac4fb/

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Nothing just sayin thanks for linking it.

Sure, gib discord.

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Well, you're... you're welcome!

Apples yum! ^.^

Kaiyote#8517

HEY

I'm not adding him.
Don't worry bb I'm staying pure for you.

hey nick do you wan't a pizza

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fuji apples are so good holy shit!

aw gee thanks
now I feel all special

I fucking hate you and I'm going to kill your character off in a very embarrassing and shameful way.

They aint no granny smith, but they are acceptable

tired

I will pick up some Granny Smiths next time I'm out then thanks.

Yay!

Aw that's a cute avatar for you.
I encourage this if it is the case.

honey crisp apples hold a special place in my heart

I was very confused I thought we were in the other thread and it died super suddenly

same

Which one, the other one that got linked? It got me too, since this one looks like the previous one.

*kis forehead*
hehe
silly lloyd

wat

my uncle is a sad, sad, buthhurt manchild.

YAN MASTER OF TRICKS

Yes, precisely.

It's your fault.

Thanks yo.

Those replies were garbage but I'm in a slump-ass mood.

Heres a chicken inside the ouroboros

Comfy sucy will cheer you up.

it happens bub. no worries.

thank you for the chikun

Hey that's pretty good

no problem

But the other two are in pain I can't dig it.

Thanks yo.

it's not.

i just liked the art style of that image.

no bully.

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cat ears sucy

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i went go karting today finally

it was rad

i got 4th

Do you have cat ears maid sucy

Hey, punk, what's up bud

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I have maid.

uh....ok?

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doin punky things
like procrastinating
and deciding when to eat

Sorry wrong person.
You got a maid though, don't complain.

yay the extra thread came in handy :D now i wont have to make another one till tonight

Are you some kind of punk ?

I am a punk bud

Be afraid!

Next time get first!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0/10 link but the image is great :3

What other punky things are there
It's getting late you have to eat soon.

None that matter!

I gotta get up to do that, though.

seeya nerds.

feel better lloyd.

Bye.

Do something punk.

Bye

Yeah, getting up is the hard part... But imagine how great you'll feel once you've overcome the mountain that is the basic human function of standing.

Thanks dude cya l8

bye bub

you can't make me, lame-o

I gotta go shopping too
but I'll do that latereventually!
and there's a Lloyd, can't waste Lloyd time

I could

I dont believe you

Don't worry about me I'm not more valuable than food.
Sounds like you waited a long time and your pantry is empty. rip

ddlc
this is my favorite tune from ddlc
vocaroo.com/i/s0PDJ4d6ZeFW

2nd favorite is this one soundcloud.com/kaiyotejamz/9g-1

I have a chipotle a block away!

and that first part is a bold faced lie!

im just eating frozen food from the freezer downstairs in the microwave for tonight :U

maybe snack on some pretzel pieces later on

I've never had the chipotle but I like Taco Bell. I bet chipotle sucks.

Flattery gets you nowhere sir.

chipotle is nice n tasty

Well you should

I ate everything before I left and havent been shopping yet

I get a bowl and eat it as a dip with chips. It's actually pretty good.

It ain't just flattery when it's true

What do you get??

A bowl of wat, though?????

Well I'd try and argue the politics of flattery but I would just tire and confuse myself, actually.

Hey Lloyd can you like
post something that isn't fucking disgusting and inherently wrong

:(

youre both posting little girls

i think the implication is obvious

listen to yans

also
i get a burrito with sofritas, black beans, brown rice, onions sometimes, corn salsa, pico de gallo, lettuce, and cheese

rice, veggies (peppers, onions), chicken, pico, corn salsa, extra sour cream, cheese, and lettuce.

but I can just eat out every day!

I'm posting a seventeen year old and she isn't being groped or swallowing cum in every other image.
I think there's a difference and you're a fucking idiot.

and that means you accept it, right?~

oh...oh god DX

she may as well be

Something something she's not a loli something something just flat-chested something something just because she's not a cow-tits chick doesn't mean she's an underage girl, much like regular women, something something, you knuckle dragging fuck.

CRAWLING IN MY FUR

but good food!

Also any image of a woman or girl is inherently shit.
Only dog men are worth posting.

Are you actually retarded or just too lazy to use your sponge-brain?

Okay

please don't eat your own children -_-;

good argument

How does eating out get to there?!

Yeah you're obviously right I mean look how fucking lewd this image is.

Guys, come on.
Post dog men. Stop fighting.

For the record, I'm not going to entertain your "omg lewd!!!!! stahp!!!" stuff, so don't start that with me.

Second, sounds good except for pico de gallo.

looks like you get the same thing as lili. Is their menu limited?

And yeah, I suppose.

Shit dude you exposed me
Good job

She is crying jizz.

oh um... nevermind it's nothing... forget I mentioned it XD

cherry picking

I am 1000% done

whats the name of that stupid recent anime with the :3 face characters

or is it just a manga right now?

well kinda, it is a "make your own burrito" kind of idea, so they have ingredients that you can mix and match. I just get almost everything that I can

I am curious now!

You'll have to specify.

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anybody get a read on how serious yan is i can't tell

Lili, bowl > burrito

Moloch...kinda has a habit of eating his own children.

wrong

Pop Team Epic

idk if you're being serious but I entirely agree with you.

Oh so it's not like Taco Bell, then. I don't eat Hispanic-themed foods very often.

jalapeno cornbread was tasty

i dont know why yan dislikes me these days. not sure what happened.

I am Moloch!

But you can get chips!
And eat the bowl with the chips!
But you have to shake the bowl first to mix everything.

I am in New Mexico. This is the bastardized mexican food, but it is a really good deal. You get a looot of food

no chips

I mean, you are intentionally goading him.

You are making me miss bbq

I disslike you so much you should talk to me about it

I leave for 30 minutes and you all bully Yan. Tsk tsk.

yeah but i mean initially.

im cookin biscuits.

This character also drinks a shitton of alcohol so rip.

Well, I said "themed" of course it's all fake news mexican food.
Are you getting hungry enough to go get it by talking about it

That's misrepresentation

Oh so it's just an energy sapping thing? That is a non issue for me since I constantly channel from the ALL.

come to florida, i will cook you some good southern bbq

You tend to do it to a lot of people.
Probably makes you look like a cunt.

What's to like?

This state sucks enough as is, don't invite him here.

Underaged drinking is not ok.

Yes chips!
Lemon-salt is yummy

...I may pick up some wampum biscuits tonight

..I might be!
I like that character.

did I say something about orogone to you last night?
I dont remember

Nothing can beat carolina bbq

Florida, the floppy penis of the US. Perfect vacation spot.

He does have some pretty bad tendencies in that regard, to be fair. The whole brolin/mugen shit.

Nah.

who else. besides nezi

im charming

what are those

How's your day

Biscuits packaged like this

Hm.

It's a non issue to me.
I have no dogs in this fight really.

Kanra.

Yknow some years ago a lot of people were hot on the idea that hentai warps peoples perspectives of women's bodies.
In this case, Yan has been rendered so autistic from hentai that any woman he sees without cowtits is automatically an underage girl. Truly the peak of toxic masculinity, If you ask me, yknow?

I know, she's great.

dude get the l a y e r e d biscuits.

i doubt he is upset over kanra.

And I am the nicest fucker you will ever meet.

You have the dogs that I have in this fight.....

yea that was it, thanks to the user who said it

Whatever fucking mental olympics and ironic sarcasm you have to spew out of your fingers to convince yourself you're not disgusting.

Yes I cut myself from the collective consciousness of the inner circles because I didn't agree with the way they were running things and then you suggested orogone probably to help with energy imbalances. I'm definitely going to have to do a full banishment because this place is oozing with energy now.

No, but it makes you look like a dick and that was my point.

Oh?

but the food is good

i can beat anything

Oh and the fact that his "girlfriend" is a disgusting witch-nosed tranny, so, what would he know about women, anyway.

Why bring Erin into this?
You dated Darwin. I wouldn't argue that's much better.

Yes.

oogabooga where the traps at

It's arguably worse to be a discarded darwin cocksleeve.

oh well.

i smell drama mmmmmmmmmmmm

So how are you doing, love?

You see, me bringing up Erin is relevant because the issue at hand is that Yan has a warped perception of the female form. I'd count Erin as a "warped female", too. Me dating Darwin has nothing to do with this. And you getting [redacted] also has nothing to do with this. See how I didn't bring it up? Because it's irrelevant.

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Doesn't sound very positive.

Do not bully.

FIGHT!

you should kill all the haters

that is what I get!
But they are still wampum biscuits.
Because to open them, you wamp them on the edge of the counter

you should get the spectrum of quartz then, from citrine to amathyst. They clense the energies.

Mori is bestgirl

Usually isn't.

Get paid tomorrow. All that's important.

Hardly, but you do you, dude.

for what purpose

Also you can say fucking a dog.
It brings more attention to it if you make a point to redact it.

I'm just gonna filter him so I don't have to look at a naked child with horns getting cum dumped all over them.

okay thanks

Drunk. Want to die. Same old same.

filtering people is something ill never quite understand

so who won the moral olympics now

"And waste a perfectly good bullet?" - Tracer Bullet

Wow thank you so much.

I feel ya, dude.
Want to suicide pact this shit?

those not playing

I don't dislike you.

:thumbs_up_emoji:

thats good

to cook and eat
I sometimes put spam in them and it actually works

I'd be ok with wasting a tracer bullet.

ew spam

Go on VR Chat until you find a 14 year old screeching and blowing into his mic.
If it's an assault on your senses it's okay to block/filter them.

Have you ever had fried spam?

agreed

i havent

Can it be a murder-suicide pact?

Could've actually gotten the emoji from google to show that you care

I have several negative opinions about you and have lost interest in being your friend but I don't actively dislike you or anything I mean.

You have to kill me furst.

I really don't though.

Then you can't say ew spam!

a bullet that burns brightly so you can see where you are shooting. Like those military videos where you see a line of bullets coming out of the helicopter at night. I think it is somewhere between every 4 and 10 bullets are a tracer in those cases.
It is also TB, which is rolled into that comment as well.

Lloyd posts lewd women because he wants to be fucked like one.

There would be a lot of people I would want to.

thats also acceptable.

iunno i think i know enough to say that

That's good.

These bullets sound like they'd make CSI's job really easy though.

That's more or less accurate.

I have to be first.

k

okay

i just wanna wrap my arms around someone as I hold them from behind, their head on my chest while we watch tv shows, movies, etc

i shall have the last word

Seems pretty accurate to me.

It is just meat!

They are only really used in military applications, though.

They are pretty nasty, they at least used to light up from burning phosphorous.

Also nothing really "happened", just you were being unresponsive and curt with me for a long time and I gave up.

Gee it's almost like you should shut up and just get a boyfriend since it's not that hard if you're not a furfag.

Take Lilianas virginity.

Not sure you saw but I entirely agree with your point(s).

ok i mean if its that appalling to your senses i agree you should go ahead and filter it

yeah i have that problem. im sorry about that

I'll give u meat.

no I will

I mean I also just think the character is cute

But you just said that you'd use one to kill someone. Not very professional.

I want smoked pork, thank you

A tracer bullet to kill Tracer Bullet?
I mean, I guess that is only fitting

Hey all^^

MOOGS WHY AREN"T WE USUING UR PIERCIGN CHART THREAD IT WOULDVE BEEN SO RELEVANT

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She looks like a whore.

i was cucked

That is a pretty intense face

Hey, I got here at the same time as Maddie! Hi!

My points about whut?

Yes, sexualizing a child's body is appalling to most normal people buttdog.

You have a lot of problems lets be honest. Riff.

Either you're confused or you're confusing me, but I never agreed to killing that guy. I've barely even engaged him.

That's also accurate.

You only get dick. That is all.

I wish I was Yan's tranny dog girl friend.

Waow ye Mads and Sabs

B-but :(

I needed the op pic to segue.

Hey cutiepie~

Just getting home from work?

i have like 3.

And a bitch ain't one.

There is a clear difference between what you're posting and what Lloyd is. His images don't personally offend me but anyone calling you a hypocrite is playing dumb.

what'd you get

good thing i didnt try to gross you out earlier then :^)

i have a disease and i'm boring/shy irl

nobody's gonna waste their time on me lmao you're off your rocker kid

lili is asexual or something and I'm not even interested in that

Mhm. It was a long, hectic day. But I got lots done, so I'm gonna be lazy. I earned it. :3

How are you?

♥

But there isn't anyone else here I would be ok with killing

smoked dick?

did you get the piercing?

listen here u nigger you bettr not bad talk mwai waifu again or i'm going to blast these 72 calibur right into your fucknig teeth and blow your brains all over this tred u stinky fat furfag kys

you should try getting to know them better.

Oh. Yeah Moogs is pretty fucking dumb, thanks.

my nipples

they're sexy af imo

They can't all be smooth sailing~ Definitely. Treating yourself isn't always material goods, girl^^

I'm really good. :p

Yes..

Please explain to me how this looks like a child, while what he's posting is somehow a 17 year old teenager.

Now I just imagined the worst front window of a butcher's shop ever. Thank you, dork.

Yay! That's good

don't pretend i was sincere.

welcome to the club. dont touch them for a month.

Even if it's obvious to you sometimes it's nice to be reminded you're not insane.

Sexualization is the difference, not age or appearance. Both of your characters look underage.
Again I care little personally and don't mind what you're posting but there is a clear difference.

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I try

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♥ squish/10

I mean at least you're spoiling.
idc if you dump porn just spoiler it if it's fucking gross.

So? Lots of people here are boring and they dated someone. Mostly Darwin.
Lots of faggots will waste time to get boipussy.

-newspaper whap-
no bad dog

Why the beef with him.

Please explain to me how this looks like a child.

Yes.

Beleib me, I don't want to even think about touching them rn haha

Thanks. This is going to be as exciting as my tongue ones to give a test drive with ;3

Was it scary getting those pierced? I'm a big baby and afraid to get anything.

Gettin' squished is one of my favorite things to get!

How dare thee.

Validation is okay I guess but it's not like I need it since I'm always right.

come out to eat with me

I legitimately have no idea

What comes next?

It really wasn't nearly as bad as I was going to think it was going to be. 6/10? idk The 2nd one was a bit more of a pinch but that's how it goes.

I need 3 more in my ears then my tattoos.

A gathering of friends.

Evening guys

Oh, and a body suspension for my bday next year

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Sounds like you just want to go on a murderous rampage.

Alright, what are we eating, bae?

What's a body suspension?

I have supple breasts and a very small penis.

I really like the bar that goes in the top of the ear.
Those always look nice.

only one person!

chipotle, probably
could go for anything, though

4 shark hooks across your shoulders and they hang you by your skin.

She clearly looks quite young to me, because of her proportions, if you cannot see it that's fine, however I was simply sharing my view with Yan and telling him I agree with him, and your view of it is therefore irrelevant.

I'll be sure to point out whenever you're wrong and make fun of you a lot.

Never been but sounds good~

Mmhm~!^^ I got that on my left side. Got my all-matching black set in rn :p

I doubt most of the anime girls posted here are above 16 really.

You're so brave! I wanna be like you when I grow up.

Uhuh.

Can't even spare an image../...

Sucy is definitely underage. She is not for lewds.

Good witch

What is the appeal of body mutiliation?

It is, and generally a good deal!

Yay!
That sounds cool, i want to see sometime.

Good luck with that.
Pangolins don't have any teeth except in their stomach, like cockroaches do.

Fuck u

You're welcome

I love when people hit you with the "she's 21 in the show" as if she still wasn't drawn to look underage and that was just a cop out to get around the pedo shit.

Let's throw hands.

It's' not even bravery, just pre-emptive bucket-list stuff honestly. I just want my body to be where I want it aesthetically for the rest of this rollercoaster ride.

The pain part?

There will be pictures I'm sure.

a good girl certainly but

what a terrible witch

I hate cockroaches. Beyond words.

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huh

Is it the momentary pain or the lasting pain you prefer

You leave her alone she is a good and pure girl

I'll keep a lookout for them.

Where are the three others going to be?

I think she's the best witch. A believing heart is your magic.

I'm liking the amount of LWA content ITT.

i want to be stabbed in the stomach and tore open for my blood to stain the earth

Maybe at one point

seems like someone corrupted them

Depends on the medium~ ;3

I want my tragus on my left and 2 helix rings on my right side.

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Gimme a knife and an address.

Plus Cato will be there!

We may fight the same pedophiles, but you and I walk different paths.
If it must come to blows then so be it.

Oh. Well now you know they have teeth in their stomachs.
It's to help them digest hard substances like wood.

I have a folder that I'm not allowed to post for that.

good post

You can't leave me.

we are PROFESSIONAL shitposters

I was never with you.

They should all be exterminated. Do they even serve a purpose?
Also you seem to know a bunch about biology, are you into that field by any chance or just generlaly knowledgeable

What was that got you INTO this kinda stuff, like I mean your first steps in?

The Conor McGregor of the witching world

yui would never have sex without a condom on ; ~;

meet me up at disney and do it
if it happens there no one will mind

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Why do you pick one side over the other?

the best part will be the Eba there, though.

I just know a lot of creepy useless information.

Agreed.

See you there tomorrow.

arent you a new england kid or somethin

prolly back in like elementary school doing safety pins through the top layers of skin or w/e the kids do. Then growing up I just liked some of it then I got a piercing and loved it.

To "even" everything out the way I think it should go.

Ok, here's one.
Most people who are allergic to chocolate aren't allergic to cocoa. They are allergic to cockroaches, of which there are quite a few parts per chocolate bar. Under 60 insect parts per 100 grams of chocolate is considered ok to eat by health organizations

They ran out of condoms.

No

Ur silly.

How are you doing though?

You are the devil

weird fact guys
bugs are used to make food sometimes

who woulda known
dont you hate food now

and insects are considered okay as a staple for a lot of diets in the world

ill continue considering myself among the lucky

weird fact guys
the pacific ocean has a landmass of garbage the size of texas

who woulda known
don't you hate humans now

She has an addiction now.

Did you know that Mario 2 was originally called Doki Doki Panic?

I am doing well
getting up to go and eat now because I am hungry.

Be back in a few!

As does everyone who's had sex without condoms.

Addicted to being a celebate virgin :~:

OH snap

No !!

Take care!

Yeah I knew that one.
Here's another that's commonly known.
Ducks are natural cannibals and extremely sexually aggressive rapists. The reason a duck's penis is coil shaped is because it works like a spring, launching straight into the female duck's vagina, which alternatively has evolved in a counter spiral shape than the male duck's penis to discourage this.

das not witch

Back before the Texas Revolution, the Mexican government tried to close the borders so illegal Anglo settlers would stop pouring in from the U.S. because they refused to learn Spanish or pay taxes.

you don't need a condom if you do anal

More like filled with cum

Yeah I knew that one too.
Bedbugs have some of the most aggressive and weirdest sexuality of the animal kingdom. Males will often pierce through the shell of females at random spots, simply hoping it'll impregnate them. They often pierce males, too. One particular species is able to use their penis as a cannon and shoot their sperm across a distance to impregnate females

The pros of fugging a cute boy

so reproduction is literally like a rape game for them, yet you see them just chilling out in the water after like its all fine

let that be a lesson to you guys, keep your frustration in sexual relations and rape your women

Next time you hear someone complain about rape culture, remember the ducks.

I'm sorry for lying to you

but I actually present witth airhead guitar girl and not witch :(

I was afraid I wouldn't be accepted and noboddy would use my pronouns

Why would anyone even want a girl ?

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She is also acceptable. But I'll always miss what we had.

They're really sexy lookin and you slip in easier.

The nicest butt I've ever seen was on a trap though.

What's so fascinating about chaos magic is how it dissolves a human unless certain fail safes are met to prevent it.

butts feel good

That's sad, actually.

Magic. Post your tummy.

Same but on average womyn look pretty good. I just like girly hips.

elma how much would I have to pay you for cuddles and hand-holding?

Depends on who you are exactly lol

swedish 'the 2 tonner' fish

Literally what ?

I don't see how

It was a nice butt

On average women do look better, yeah.

I'm willing to pay 20 bucks to see a good tummy.

I just ate a bunch of apples and I'm bloated though :

two ton tuna nut too, nah mean

Same for me. Traps work for it harder tbh. Women are too liberated to care.

Google "tummy"

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I just think you haven't seen enough butts to say a trap has the best one.

Both are crazy though.

resolution on my phone is pretty bad or i'd take a picture for free

Everyone's crazy except for me and you TB.

Crazy, right?

what you never seen a chaos vampire before?

THATS EVEN BETTER

i was goonna drop one and add a witty 'keep the change you filthy animal' caption

But I deleted all my pix o n my camera feed casuse I thought someone was gonna look through it lol

actually

fiish

Very!

I'm plenty crazy.

Just too apathetic to do anything.

I've seen you. Not really mytype.

hahaha

hihi sabby~

oh idk. pizza would def have to be involved for one, but idk a cash amount.

You're not crazy. That's just crazy talk.

Funny joke.

Um well okay I guess...

i didnt think so but was worth a shot

it sucks because i have a prtty big wrinkly little pouch to push around with your hands, but im still well far enough away fron "fat"

I've seen an extremely large amount of butts.

Probably had something to do with them being korean

I'm Upir

from*

How ya been?

Hi again!

will pay dinner and a movie for hand holding and cuddles

of course, pizza's always involved when traps meet up

You need food to get a butt. Koreans ain't got butt.

No.

LOL
PIBZA TRAP MEME

lol okay cool. perpetuating stereotypes is always delicious lmao

I dunno

It was a pretty nice butt

I don't know what else to say

Listen. They can't all be winners. Shut up.

Butssssss

I've been okiii, how about you Sabbers?

Why would you pay for such things? Just get them!

Fair enough.

Hm hm.

now why can't there be a meme about how all traps have the metabolism of a humming bird

that sure would be nice over my non-existent one.

: )

There is black goop outside this universe that seems to eat through anything it touches

id hang out with nezi, but only because im a total slut for good free food and that just sounds like a really easy stipulation

and michigan sucks

Which movie?

Not bad! Keepin' busy! I got a good how on Blue Ray and I'm watching the special features. Fun fun.

Koreans are pretty hot

hmm

cause that's something you have to work on for yourself.

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killing living creatures to absorb life essence from their victims

hmm.

Good to hear! What show might that be though~?

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why can't there just be pills that make it so I don't feel like eating TEN pizzas every day

also cunts at work need to stop bringing cake in for literally everything

hm

Hm?

Get down

im so happy that my appetite is generally really really low

Twin Peaks Season 3
Spooky good. :3

hm.

i'mm so fucking hungry

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sounds like you're depressed

speaking of movies
i have a free movie ticket to be used at the theatre

letterboxd.com/film/call-me-by-your-name/

time to see this tomorrow

h

take Nezi

I don't need to kill though since I just get energy from The ALL

no i want to go alone

nothing against nezi
but sometimes i just want to be alone in a theatre
especially for certain films

m

None of us actually kill anymore.

Thats barbaric

We get donations in a peaceful and civilized way

Gross.

.

now that I'm off the psych meds, hopefully my appetite will go back down to what it was before the meds

?

How do you get around the anti singles policy?

I try going to theatres alone and the falcons always pick me out

I guess I'm 38,000,000 coin richer by not playing the game

what part of that is gross
i go to the theatre alone most of the time i go

the only time i go with friends is when we're already hanging out and then they suggest seeing a film

anti singles policy ??????????

Today I have seen the dragon.

What if an assassin is literally trying to murder me.

oh shit I have returning player rewards if I go back the game I forgot about that

You said that yesterday too and I didn't get it either

I'm trying to find the bank , I can't hold 38 million

uhh yeah Lol

you can't go alone into a theatre without someone with you :P
Unless it's on anvil days

Then you gotta bring in your anvil
and tbh I just dont like going in on anvil days because of how noisy it gets and I get all sweaty and have to visit the threatre showers after it's just

yeah it's not for me

Yes?

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okay

You're no tough guy with that smoke. Watch this.

I'm looking for a competent roleplayer who's looking to earn some easy cash.

I want someone who:
- Is happy with playing multiple characters, fluidly
- Is creative and can consistently push out at least 1-2 detailed paragraphs per post
- Is familiar with Nichijou and is confident they can nail the personalities of Yuuko, Mio and Mai

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Must-have kinks include non-con, femdom, foot worship, heavy humiliation and degradation, light-medium bondage, musk and sweat. I'd also love if toilet play was included, but if that's a dealbreaker, then we don't have to do it.

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Interested parties can contact me via email at [email protected]. Serious inquiries only.

Confucius

I don't know

you're not upír

pffff

amateurs
watch this

Tough guy.

then what am I?

Is this copypasta

nawh not really, it's just i don't really need to eat a lot so why bother blowing all this money on food and then complaining about getting even fatter than i am? its already bad enough i spend money poorly on steam

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vargulf

Prolly lol
havent seen it before today though

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I'd be a pretty good match for this poor guy. The rate is too cheap tho.

Please be more precise.

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If that is so then why am I physically and mentally stable despite being able to transform into a grand dragon at will?

Ooooh niceu! Sounds like some good watchins!

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>>1975246

Seek professional help.

Blood moon looks like mars.

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You can't do these things.

You simply think you're doing them.

I don't get it.

Oh, rip, I wanted to make them inline to be fancy. That worked on 4ch.

How do you know this?

I'm......sickened......but curious

new

He said it after meeting Lao-Tze

Hah.

Bulldog Ants have venomous pincers and stingers, and are known for their extreme aggression. So much so, that if you cut one in half, the two halves will attempt to kill each other, every single time. The head attempts to bite the thorax and the thorax tries to sting the head.

nini

Turtlez and Katz both are pgreat.