Offishul Yan Tred ®

Offishul Yan Tred ®
Ectra Shit L8 Nite Eidtion

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Long black hair is great~

wow


I don't mind them.
But girls got a womb, that's important!

It's not long though :<
It can't grow straight. It just becomes one big and thick mess, if not cut after a while

ur gay

fUCK i KNOW THIS FEEL ing

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wrong!

Ye I know, that's why it's ectra shit
Literally

You're actually saying you're more attracted to vaginas than to cocks?

Wish it wasn't like this

Interesting. Still cute. =3=

No, but that doesn't make one addicted to them

not! :

Totally are. Shush.

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no u

all of you are cute, especially Archives

Nah, gonna make babies


this!

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI DON'T LEWD THE BERSERK LOLI

But not Yan~

Ye I'm breddy cute

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Impossible,. nobody can be as cute as breaddy.

Literally why ?


I wasn't

Fuck you Cato, sewer of LIES, PONE FILTH, SCUM, DIE FUK U ECTRA BIG FUCC

Gotta make sure

Nooooo u


u

Because it is an agreed upon fact


How big of a fucc?


Eba.

It does make you gay though

As stated previously, ectra big.

Also, you stink.

flowers stink!

Because Archives is a cute subby cocksock, of course~


n-nuh uh :<


or bisexual, like everyone else state they are

And who exactly, believes them?

No, flowers have a pleasant scent.

You stink and smell bad.

Cock sock

ur bi doesn't have the same ring to it as ur gay tho

I can't believe Hu and Cato are gonna doubleteam Ban right here in thread.

Ladies please, Ban has an bf, you can't lewd him

Anything can be lewded if enough energy is put into it

He has a bf?!


Callery pears stink!


throw squid in there too, whydoncha

Catooo


Yuh huh

It's the 7th law of thermodynamics

nobody. Bisexuality is a meme


You


Because there's no such thing as bi~


Don't think he'd enjoy being in the middle?

I don't agree


This isn't true

This isn't fucking Vietnam. We have rules here.

Although I did lewd a gold statue earlier.

fuk u

Are you joking

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you don't have to agree.

It is cuter if you don't


nu, fuk u

An aussie that's even more subby than him, it's fine


but why?


Can't hide the truth


Not in these threads anyway. Anyone who states they're bi, are basically just gay and don't want to admit it

That's very generalizing. I put my penis in ladies and guys, what do you call that.

that aussie wouldn't go out for a drink with me when I was in Melbourne!
I was so ashamed!

Cause I said and I just posted a Blue Eyes Ultimate Loli Dragon. Your argument against my word is invalid.

Nah it's just sluts.
Like you.

You were busy trying to dick herp all the time.

Ebaaaaa!

It was the other way around, tbh!
And there were plenty of days he wasn't around!

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Yes, the days you were reeling and hungover

You walked right into it


You had some chances~

It amazes me that fine upstanding bisexual members of the community like myself and Ban have to put up with this kind of archaic shit from complete faggot nobodies like buttfox, who was very badly mocked out of our community not that long ago for being so terrible at everything, just so he can feel better about being an unloved homosexual. Sad!

SAD!

sad

was I being mocked by badfox or something ?


I didn't do anything

MAGA!

"wrong"~


Goddamn Cockworks, not even having a beer


How silly


Like you? Yeah, it's true


:3

Ew


Dummy.

PRAISE KEK

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I also don't have bf

well no, that's squid


You did all the things you had to.


nasty

I am disappointed

Why not?

:3


:<


Me neither!


Oh, but Squid drinks even.
What's wrong with this fag?

he just wouldn't show up!

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Why ?


We broke up because of reasons

this was like 2 months ago


Yeah but mine wasn't a meme

Ban doesn't get bf's anymore because I don't let him out of my basement to go find one.

because it would be fun

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God I wish Squid wouldw lock me in his basement

Cato's so gay I'm surprised he was able to sit on his way back from aussieland.


Ok but why are you still single, not looking? After all it hasn't been long.

what would be ?

Doing okiii, you~?


Yeah, like until you're a mess with your tongue hanging out.

hewwo friends!

Not having a space between the sentence and punctuation.


saaaaame!
all the VR~

I use to drag him out on a leash and he found them that way

I wouldn't need to lock you in, faggot.

Hey Bard did anybody actually make more shitty lists

What a faggot!


It's not a secret!


Yeah~


WOW!

used to*
my memes are ruined

himst

Hey

I havent' seen any recent ones
I think soto was tossing up the idea

Hewwo squid, how are you doin?

Hoi!

yeah, the biggest faggot
absolute meanest

I don't work for NASA so I don't understand how spaces work.


I don't know

I didn't really try and look for someone

it hasn't really been that long tbh

Something all aussies got in common~
Being mean fags

Erio’s list is the gold standard so I don’t see any reason to make more other than updating for newfaFRIENDS

Do u kno de way?


Wow, did you think of something lewd? Jeez, Hu.

Its true
i think it comes from their criminal history
you know
prison gay for the stay
except they were in a prison country

Yea I get you. It's not easy getting back into it either, especially if you tend to really be dedicated.
I'm sure you'll have no trouble at all, though, after all you were apparently unanimmously called "cute" by weebs and that's like, the gold standard.

Can you do me a widdle favor pws? uwu

I like Lists for the memories

looking back on em puts you in an old place and it's good memories

I think you and I might have different ideas about that and thats just okay :3

You were heavily implying something


Pretty much :3

: 3

They only think i'm cute because i'm posting a loli wearing candy.

tiiiiiired
Just ate dinner but a thing we (read: I) paid for wasn't delivered but my stomach wasn't as big as I thought it was so it didn't really matter. Which one whole lot of howmst do I feel.

Tossing up whether to play vido or slep now.
You?

I'm gonna fucking beat bard for badmouthing my people like that

spaces are lame
all the other stuff is the cool bit


This
and having funny accents


apparently I kno de way now

I disagree. They think everyone's cute cause they're able to post on an imageboard.

I luv those two

You're reading into things that weren't there, lewdo~


we will neva friiz

You’re gonna have to go through me and my army of american mountain lions and grizzly bears first

Aliens r gay


Well whos gonna go and post something ugly ?

Who wants an ugly persona ?

Ebola is da wey


that is how they reproduce

depends uwu


bruh missing food when you order it makes my blood boil, good on you for surviving that bullshit >:C

I slept alll day for the most part, watched evil bong with george and sonnemuz.
trying to figure out what to do now.

hahayeah

I like Darwincomix

Americans are only capable of seeing in gun, so all I have to do is put down any arms I may be carrying and I am invisible.

Furfags

What DOES one do after evil bong
is there really any course of action remaining

Sin!

where did you go? Squiddy?..Squiddy come back........

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you ever see that one movies where the aliens are rocks ?

I bet you would love that


but its sexual or something for them

watch evil bong 2, which was significantly worse.


Cato!

Petting doesn't cause your tongue to stick out though

Can you call moogs a dumpy emo pws?


Darwonk gud at leeg bad at lil bois


And it isn’t for most of these pedos?

I did not, but I probably would


How is sin?

He's asleep atm but I will!

You can post as the ugliest thing you'd like, they'll call you cute all day.

Understandable.

I'm down for the gingerdead x evil bong crossover film though. Even if you need to fill me in on the deep evil bong lore.

God I’ve seen every movie.
And the Gingerdead Man crossover.

I wanna fucking die

Thank you :3

Clickclickclickclick


It does when you're just that good at petting Hu's.

Good! trying to like not post so many one response posts at once!!


No spoilers!! there's like spin off references in the first evil bong so it's like the more we watch the more we inevitably have to watch.

it's a struggle

i like dars :furrowed:

I think it was this

youtube.com/watch?v=4RGhKzUUaME

I saw it a loooonnnng time ago


I bet no one would even reply to me if I did that

Its fucking awful there’s nothing redeeming other than Tommy Chong

Can confirm, if you want Hu's tongue to stick out you need to put it in his ass.

I don’t think we’ve ever liked eachother.

That's okay i can understand that

I didnt used to like un either

Wanna bet on it?

nibba I ahven't seen it

follow da queen!


Do it anyway because it means more cute images!


ohhh, yes
I actually really liked this movie

any of you guys remember that old anime poster Kaen

idk man, tiddies galore


no broblem


see it


I was thinking that, but I lost like 300 unsaved pics that I gotta refarm and it's like aa!!!

How are you doin bty?

;-;

I don't have an ugly folder.

very well!
deciding whether or not to drink

How did I know ?

I do not.


Just post [ur waifu]

do you have stuff to do tomorrow? if not get smashed!!!

You can see better tiddies for free and the gore isn't even gud
Granted, you would be hard pressed to find killer tiddies anywhere else

He's just always been mean to me so I ignore him :3

it wasnt even weird humanoid rocks, literally sentient rocks that killed things!


Nothing specific. Things I can do, but they can also be done Friday

jokes on you shes pretty


thats probably harder to deal with tbh

that is why they all die

welp I left the collective consciousness. Maybe they will explode my car over it or something.

x3


Sooooorry. For lying that is.

It was lewd. Very lewd. :3

I read and watched all of houseki no koi, for anyone who might've seen that?? I really like it


shshshshhhh
who was your favorite of the boys tho


crack open that cold one dude.

You are unique!

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They got rocked.

Retarded unique you mean

Tommy Chong

!!!


well, it will be a room-temperature one


like a hurricane!


like you aint in the collective consciousness anymore unique

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nah of the *main* boys, chong is weird


is that a problem?

Those ungrounded hippies were in opposition to my karmic system.

None of them left any lasting impression for me to even remotely remember them.

Is that your waifu

Someone help me pick:

Nikka pure malt, Turley Mill rye, McClelland's Islay, or Eagle Rare?

No!
I like whiskey best at room temperature


you need your healing crystals

And what if it was ?

Malt nikka nigga

I heal with ALL energy though I agree I should buy some crystals and put them around my room to keep the energy stable.

then crack that shit boy!
I don't drink so idk about like temperatures of stuff other than drink it cold probably

Make it some orogone pyramids and you have a deal


One vote wins!
The nikka is yummy


I just like whiskey a lot

ka chow :relaxed:

Once was enough

I sleep

Hot~

Like Eba

night ban have sweet dreams

yee you're 100% right.
:( Poor evil bong not getting the appreciation it deserves


enjoy the smashing then :)

I'll smash Sinni!

No u. Also needs more butts.

I gravely under estimated how shit this site is on mobile.

I dont have too many butts in this folder, sadly

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They all saw relative amounts of attention in cult circles like a year or two ago

evil bong for golden globes, obviously

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Honestly I rember the killer tiddies better than the bois.
And I only remember like one of them.
Shark Tits

Awww, well it happens!

my favorite tiddies is the first one, for impact

tfw no big tiddy goth gf

tfw you are the big tiddy goth gf

I mean I've had one but she got fat like as soon as we started dating p much and then cheated on me with four dudes

but, ya'know

boobies!

I wish Eba was the ectra thicc milf he is on the inside

awful >:C

I'm sorry you had to go through that

lol my last gf beore Erin cheated on me with a dude as old as her dad and then guilt-tripped me for being suspicious of her.
And my boyfriend before that made false rape accusations against me after we broke up.

I'm p happy now tho so it's all gud
Dating before you're 25 is all shit anyways

what the fuck

Dating is for chumps

?

I'm glad you're happy!!

I think datin, no matter what age you are and stuff is worth it, as long as you spend time with someone that makes you happy?

but idk

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rape accusations are extremely serious
hopefuly that asshole dooesnt put someone in jail

Only after 25


He didn't have any proof and no one believed him (because obviously he didn't, he was fucking lying) but it was still fucking shitty

what happens at 25 that it like spirals?

Everyone is sick and fucking tired of bullshit dating and just agrees to a truce of being decent human beings to each other for the most part, out of exhaustion and "I'm too old for this shit"

I'm too old for this shit.

that's kinda cute :) but like drama in relationships can be kinda nice? like bring people closer together sometimes

hey baby
you wanna get decent with me in bed tonight

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Me and Erin fight sometimes but it's always over fucking retarded dumb shit literally no one else on the planet would care about and we just laugh about it later. "Which laundry pods are more appetizing, Tide or UK brand" etc

yee kinda same with george and i

How you been muu?

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He's weak-willed that's why.

o-o-oh god I didnt know it was you s-spec

And fucking stupid.
Like doesn't use his brain.

lazy
exams soon

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it's just Crystal Chiri.

like Crystal Pepsi.
old, transparent, and tastes like shit

LOL

I am where you least expect.

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Well you're fucking wrong.
He's a sponge and a faggot.

He is cute though.

You gonna get back into Warframe?
They've been adding lots of stuff and there's still nothing to do :3

Bard... what did one wheel say to the other?

QQ Don't roast him too badly, that's my job

and yee he's perfect

Maybe when I can be bothered to update it
daily rewards still make me mad though

he Spoke of many things

He looks like I fucked his mom and she was my sister.

(He actually kinda looks like my ugly imouto, they got the same nose)

You ought to love someone despite their flaws not pretend they're perfect.
Kinda feel bad for Michael but I'm sure it's whatever and not really my business and everyone's okay with it.

Yeah they're shit.

he said "I'm so tired."

I can still think he's perfect even with his flaws >:(
God knows I have plenty of those too.

why feel bad for mike?

heh good one pops
hehe alright dad

Probably because I'm not really aware of the situation because I stopped being friends with moogs a while ago just because for me personally he wasn't worth the effort I tried putting into being friends with him.

Yee makes sense, I think we're all happy? Or I hope so at least lol.

also who is this girl you keep posting, she's cute!

filename

I forgot how to read!

she is very cyoot tho

Thx I kno

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fuck Im dying

muu cows had their own massive island in the east.

whatthe fuck are they talking about

Seriously though if you want to see something cool you should look up the caribou trail that the native north americans made on a land bridge on the bottom of Lake Huron when the glaciers had receded and the water level of the great lakes was way below their current levels..

some funky wall of some sort that's in cali that no one can figure out who the builder is. I think it's big enough that people realized it wasn't a joke but an massive effort. For what, no one knows.

mercurynews.com/2016/08/19/east-bays-mysterious-rock-walls-paranormal-american-stonehenge-theories-abound/

just start talking about the nazca shit.


I'm done

That stuff and even older is interesting stuff. There are a lot of things from even the days of the sabortoothed animals. Even giant sloths.

RIP my hopes and dreams
He's angry at me

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Good morning /animu/

oppaiyo nezi

how are you bard? feeling better from last time we talked?

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to be fair

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S O L D O U T B O Y

The rapper "Cage" seems like a pretty unhappy dude.

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huh the oddest spam

ID: 000000

wow

IT'S MY LIIIFE IT'S NOW OR NEVER
AND I AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER
I JUST WANNA LIVE MY LIIIFE

MY HEART IS LIKE AN OPEN HIGHWAY
LIKE FRANKIE SAID I DID IT MY WAY
I JUST WANT TO LIVE WHILE I'M ALIIIVE

IT'S MY LIFE

Shark on wheels

I am home and it's a blizzard out there.

I require comforting. Comfort me.

Actually fuck that I'll just go watch Netflix in bed instead.

Later~

Oh my fucking god, Amy.

*sounds of appearing*

Go to bed

i actually slept though

Good. Now go back to bed.

that sounds really lazy, even for me, you shouldn't pull all nighters user they aren't good for you

I slept ~4hrs after that thing I had to do, it did me much good.

i slept way longer than that so im fine

I'm glad you got a good night's rest

Cool, uh, hope that vague "thing" went well, i guess

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nighty

It was a boring work thing, a call with a client. Doing anything todays?

nite

nothing unusual, its a Thursday, still recovering from the holidays and winter in Michigan, at least we get a relatively warm day today.

How cold is it over there? "Warm" can't be very warm.

its pretty nice out actually, i can go out with short sleeves and a light hoody on and be happy about it.

I have the window open next to me right now for fresh air.

Same, doesn't help that my room is small and computer + me in it means it's basically way too hot in here anyway.
First world problems.

thats why i use a shitty laptop in my room for shitposting and videos, waaaay less heat put out overall and i can just sort of get closer to the window

These are pretty cute undertales btw

Enjoy your Ebola you assholes deserve it.

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Done with uni for today?

no, fucking anxiety kicking in

Wanna talk about it?

There's not really much to talk about. I always get incredibly nervous before exams, no matter how prepared I am

I understand. I'm not a very nervous guy in general so I'm alright on that front but I still get worried before exams.
And you're a more sensitive one~

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