Hello, I am an anonymous poster that will reference past occurrences. Please guess who I am

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Today I have seen the dragon.

That doesn't sound healthy.

Tfw not cool enough for Dogfucker Illuminati

it sounds like he's saying slut weird

is that the joke?

Thot is a synonym for hoe, or slut.

We'll make our own illuminati

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039306800/

add me so I can know who you are

I'm so curious

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Thot is supposed to be "that hoe over there"

it means that hoe over there

Hah

hi goggles !!

mow :3

But you're horsefucker Illuminati???

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That's one hell of a profile.

The more you know.

False, I am now an honorary part of the furry clique because I am friends with one furry.

this is a stupid fucking meme

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ur a stupid meme

Welcome back.

People need to know how to act around me.

i've had it for a while

-sets out fresh, unmelted mango icecream for Ika-

yeh
agreed

Thank ban

*poisons it*

good image if she had a little bit more cover on..... the chest. area.

It's... colorful. Divinity: Original Sin looks interesting. i'll add it to my wishlist.

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im your friend :(

I (very frequently) put pens up my nose in order to force myself to sneeze to get rid of the close to sneezing feeling that happens while I'm sick

judge me

Maybe you're the one furry.

i want cat ears !!

omg thats a good idea tbh. i should try.

One too many

squash

No problem Bard

That would make it worse.

The first and second one a pretty amazing

even better if you have someone to play them with

like 10/10 good with friends

squash?

I misread "pens" and got quite confused.

I'll keep that in mind, thanks, I've been looking for a good multiplayer game recently.

But why?
They look silly!

squash is the furry friend he met, since he's met up with him in real life

meant*

WRONg

they look super cute !!

Maybe he lied.

Literally my favorite game.

i'm always ready to play it.

even if we count kyle as Other instead of furry, there's still lloyd who he plays league with and lloyd is a total furry

Catboys are super gay though.

yeah exactly!
He's totally surrounded by furries!

i think test is just bad at keeping track of how many furry friends he has

Sounds fun. Will definitely check it out.

Lloyd is also gay af so he doesn't count

squash is gay as fuck so ????????????

!!!!!!!!!!

dont swear

who said anything about boys ?

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What will you do with the catears?

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no

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do you need a tissue sweetie ?

Is Bard going agro on the furries again?

I'm fine.
Any plans for tonight?

not really no

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Alright. I saw whatever was going down this morning and was like, again?

we are just making fun of test right now, and making sure the user knew you were in fact very gay

he had some sort of logic about lloyd not counting if he was a gay furry, and i figure that's ridiculous because you are at least twice as gay as lloyd

Most of how I act is a front.

just play some nice games. listen to tunes. you know fun stuff !!

There's a pun somewhere there about front and butt but I'm sleepy.

A-Are you into omorashi?

you are still more homosexual than a furmanphroite lover imo

Sleep eternal.

So
Is he just retarded, is he old, or does he live in a black hole?

I hardly pay attention.

what the FUCK is this

Porque no los tres

All of the above?

I guess living in a black hole would mean that "old" is pretty relative to you/

Piss fetish

thats fine donkhay

omorashi ?

When a girl and a boy really love each other.
They some times seek out new ways to love each other.

Get out me swamp.

Skull and cross bones said it.

That ptsd cat

Not a furry btw.

I'll assume this.

NANISORE?!?!?!?!?

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You beat it to the cat from Gumball.
You're a furry.

who did??

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skull n bones said what ? omorashi ?

IT'S WHEN YOU DRINK THE PEE

oh god I'm curios because of the yuri
buT i ALSO don want animE gIRls TO pISS on Me

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Which cat?

Ahem.

WHAT

you mean the mom??

I collected the art of nicole watterson because it was tasteful. Never beat my dick on it

THE PEE

U

DRINK IT

Yes.

You are moving the goal post.

No pissing happens in that doujin.
She was holding her down because she wanted her to stay in bed.

I like it

I bet you smell like Erios piss.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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what exactly does 'tasteful' entail

Can lewd cartoon drawings of blue cats be 'tasteful'

I wish I could be a sick yuri girl and have my yuri gf take care of me in bed

*Giggles @ u*

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Peeing is gross.
Besides, all the men here look like hungry skeletons.
What gives?

If you don't want a cute girl to wipe the sweat off your fforehead and hold you against a bed french kissing you then u can get the FUCK out of my face

it's a really good pic. your pics are pretty quality overall.

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Slow down there fatty it ain't easy for all of us to gain weight

Oh it's fine.
Your trippy trip is a bit odd.

what does this mean

Check em

Are you the one that purposefully misreads literally everything I post and tries to wax on about how retarded I am because you read shit that isn't there? or is that someone else?

because that shit is killing my brain cells it's so retarded

yeah i know
the thing is is that actually
i just have a small bladder and i pee a lot.

this is above my head
I cant see the tasteful

so i mention going pee a lot

That's gay.

Eat more!

i recommend getting your prostate checked early at the doctors

We all pee.
So it's okay.

Don't mean to alarm you, but you have a skeleton inside your body

Regardless of whether or not you meant it's a 2018 meme or not, "thot" has been an expression for at least 3 years so it's pretty ludicrous that you had no inkling what it means.

You will understand in time, with age.

what do you want a big strong man to man handle you ?

explain further

i pee a l ot

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NEvermind.

Furries are ruining this board.

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Well I only save what I like.

I should update the Nicole folder honestly

an old man doctor

How much soda do you drink?

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I'll take that as a yes.

no but why would i get it examined

i used to drink a lot
a lot a lot
like
i passed a kidney stone last year a lot
not as much anymore but still more than i should.

That's silly.
Besides, big boobs are better than big pecs.

Are you entirely unfamiliar with prostate cancer and things of that nature?

what surprisingly good taste

lloyd, leegu?

Diabetes presents pretty early with increased urination too

A man of taste.

Just a reminder boys

Check your nuts for bumps

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Ah, make sure your hands stay above waistline.

my balls feel pretty heavy today, thanks for telling me to check them

Nah I'm good for tonight
have fun though

Indeed.

lol u zoned in on that fast

pretty much

yeah i know about that

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smoke smoke 420

No real shit you should check your nuts at least once a week

Guys aren't told this often but you have to check your nuts like women check their breasts. Especially since you're not always going to get your nuts checked by the doctor.

Unpopular opinions

boobs>butts

There was this dietician dude on the joe rogan podcast a few weeks back who said something like

80 % of the american population is currenttly diagnosable with Diabetes or Prediabetes, at high risk for developing it

you are a champion of champions

Even you wonderful trans people, you still have nuts so, yeah

Does anyone even like muscle men ?

Shouldn't you be asleep ?

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drawing is hard
whoi the fuck does this wilklkingly

This man speaks the truth.

all the wonderful nuts here

whos this character

amazing people

people who get paid

Umm..okay I just did this and..I found two very large lumps by my scrotum...................what should I do?

They're tender......

Aren't there a few barafags here?
I know most of them left. But, I'm betting there's a few.

General Grievous-tan

... Wait, is that supposed to be general Grievous

Duuuh.

i wish I had a spot in grievous tan's fiery heart

holy fuck

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bAD
FOX

>.< this is WAY too lewd !!!!! and irrelevant to the conversation !!!!!

i dont dout it at all

i like some muscle men but not most

Probably but its still gross

Well, they could just be calcium. I'd do some more research on it if I were you but if you notice those particular lumps aren't gone in 1-2 days or something might wanna ask a family member for a second opinion and then go see a doc.

squashie is one
I learned this the hard way

lmao prequels really are my favorite source of recent internet content

She just loves her uncle.
Nothing wrong with a little love.

They've been there my entire life ;~:

Do u kno da way, broda?

honestly its hard to discern sometimes
for the longest time i thought i had test cancer but
i had a blood test planned in like 2/3 weeks anyways so i was like
itll show up on there if it really is and it wasnt

It blows my fucking mind because I remember watching Episode 1 In theatres

Yeah but I already know you like piss so thats gross enough.

apparently Magic's sister was trying to fuck them

To know the way u must have ebola

thats a little... different kind of love.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

de devil speaks through me commanda

Yes, but it can't be helped.

I figured. I just didn't want to say anything.

youre wrong i dont like that

u kno de way

we will neva friiz

Then I'm not sure
Might just be the way your junk is arranged.

>and finish instantly

time to actually play a good game, Konkey Dong Country

When I was like 16 and 17 i was really worried about having cancer too and I would be sickly anxious alot
Eventually I just went to a doc and got some tests done and that put my mind at ease
got better like immediately after that

I mean once you get your tests done that's about all their is
If theres not something wrong on them you're prolly alright

a sassy whorish female who is obsessed with looks

never forget the power of the placebo effect

UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF NEW MYSTERY SICKNESS THAT ISNT DETECTED BY MODERN DOCTORS

-thinks it's funny Miyamoto didn't like it-

I bet I could chose what I do and don't like.

I need to redo this pic with Sucy

they just have to stop being bad

LOL
rest in piece

or maybe constanze

Do you like having a dildo up your arse?
That seems like something pleasurable.

constanze doesn't talk tho
She is a qt so i guess any excuse is good to put her in things

Lets see it.

Its pretty nice

the ones the vibrate are better though

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i want to protect her smile

I didn't expect you to have a sex toy arsenal.

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assholes driving down the sidestreets way too fast

I'm armed and dangerous.

why...............

Ew!

That's a picture of Lauren Southern.
It's very rare!

Hot mouse.

is that really lauren southern

Don't worry

I only use the vibrator with the suction cup bottom and realistic balls

Lol is that somebody popular?

Is there a story behind this?

She looks like Holly fucking Holm from the back ll

Nazrin is a cute.
Her stage was suck though.

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I saved it

No, they tried framing that as Lauren Southern.
But, clearly not her.
Strangely, I never deleted the pic.

imgur.com/gallery/WiMKB

Naic

She must be protecc

oh okay
its believable

how the fuck did u do that

Homosexuals know black magic.

Bros
Like

This

I guess I'll go back to making those sculptures. I still have that request I have to finish and boss is yelling at me to get back to work -_-;

The lube always pools up between the balls in a little indention.

Very nice

I actually have a folder for her

well im not that time to sell my tablet

god i wish i got paid

Magic.

Sucy is hard not to love.

Fun drama is fun.

discord.gg/4Q4mJr

you know the only reason i wanna use this server is because i picked a really good pic for the icon

no... well yes she was but just...no

git gud, git paid

Sounds amazing, enjoy.

I wouldn't put it past her.
Youtube celebs are a kinky bunch.

I think this witch is cuter though.

Where's she from?

tough homie

im trying
here is my zoe wip puu.sh/yYMnT/318efa3a1e.jpg

i wouldnt put it past anyone except for me to be honest

Berserk

Y-You?

yes me. everyone else ? i could believe it. BUT NOT

ME.
theres no way id do anything like that and the more i say it the less genuine it sounds

You're getting pretty good. Congratulations man.

Thanks. Have sucy.

tank u i hope it turns out ok

Its beautiful

You can divulge in a kink.
Just don't put your self out there and look silly like she did.

She gives the succ, so it fits.

no
i am a pure person
no lewd

I'm sure it will.

You're beautiful.

You meant indulge.

anyone i love left?

rifk

I believe the word you're looking for is indulge, foxy.

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The tier list is part of the whole 'trap options' deal.If all options are trap options no options are trap options.

Fiine.

What about Yuyuko?

Heh, better luck next time, kid

Made for lewd.

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Its possible that you've actually seen me.

Nothing personel

There is no coal to burn.

No!

can i lay on your lap ?

I wonder if my ex is still alive or did that crazy bastard go and get himself killed.

Outside or inside, don't matter.

discord.gg/4Q4mJr
what other discord server do you know with quality content like this

Have this.

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pure

All touhou are for lewd, silly.

I like your style

What about madokas?

FUCKING BARRELS

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True

All i'm saying is I posted pictures of myself in the other thread but never this one.

etch my ex is still alive he just doesn't give a damn about me anymore. Which is even worse.

She is a quality witch

Was it your butt

I pride myself on my style thanks fam

You mean you'd rather he just be dead than alive and not care about you?
Musta really hurt u

same

I posted a picture of my legs once because it was the first time I ever shaved them and I was proud.

Thats it though

lol you want MGD to be dead

*goes to get wasted on his own magic*

post them again
or post them in the secret server that you haven't left even tho everyone else is in there for 30 seconds and then leaves

I have a picture of them and I wont post it just to spite your raggedy ass

thats not my only ex silly

Yes. They are made for much yuri doujin lewd. As per most mahou shoujo stuff.

just making an erio comment

"your file is to powerful"

My legs are to strong for discord

no it's me turning into a psycho bitch and regretting it.

you stinker just upload it to an imagehoster or take a screenshot of the pic or somethin

i wanna see the cutie

I always found that habit cringy, especially when it was kinda widespread. No offense meant.

Lewding madokas feel weird.
There needs to be madokas settling down and getting married

Who are we spiting ?

what habit

the latest attnwhore

but it looks like youre showing him anyway
fission mailed

Nigga, we lewd them all! Do u not kno de way?!

Nothing is free

Well I was a lot younger at the time

I mean at least in death it doesn't matter anymore but it hurts when someone I love holds an eternal grudge like that.

what price must i pay stinky

Yea of course. I don't know how you feel about it now tho, thus why I added that.

I haven't showed them anything.

Yuri is de way.

Chillout my dude.

Posting legs n stuff.

Good enough~

Gogs.

watch this

I don't even feel like doing it

I don't post anything of myself in the threads anymore

I posted a picture of me wearing a mask though the other day

thats it

*gets more magic drunk*

nevermind then

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Do you post your crossdressing and your legs online this much because you can't express yourself irl?

Just ask Guro if you really care

Oh, long time no see, Eva.

Stay safe.

Rare pic.

Huh. Weird.

Very. How have you been~?

Yup, exactly what I meant.
These legs are p meh, too.

That's good. I mean mask and stuff is fine I've just always felt like overtly sexual stuff was out of place. I'm in the minority though.

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got em

no i just like to get attention from as many people as possible

if i'm gonna see them i'm gonna see them from you showing them to me im not gonna ask someone else

thats fair

Oh you know. The usual. Good and stuff.

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shouldn't you be shooting infidels ?

Its a lot more fun when people don't know what I look like anyways imo

Don't worry I'm supposed to protect that son of a bitch not kill em

do you have polio or something

yeah

Agreed. A face just makes it less fun.

I'm almost out of sucy. I have nothing.

I hope that is the usual! You deserve good days, Goggers.

PFFFFFFFFF

Stay away from my virginity.

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Oh okay.

I didn't mean that as a jest these legs are deformed.

that huge fuckin box of cheesits

I'll post mine if you wanna stock up.

as if i'd go for it you dingus
dont come near mine either

for a long time i didnt recognize my thirst for attention but i've come to accept it at this point

it doesnt make it any better i dont think but i dont plan on trying to improve anytime soon

You're too kind.

ehe ehe ehe ehe

Okay deal

Anything for you brotha

Okay. I've nothing to add.

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