Just imagine if you had watched as much Dora the Explorer as you have Vinesauce

How is ur meth going

erio never actually committed to the knot like he was talking about earlier

I want a dog named after you

*pet*
hi hi

I'm okay with this, as long as I don't actually discourage him from learning new things.

nobody wins if that happens.

another convert :)

it's brings me a little delight when some random person has the same sentiments about you as me~

i would hump an erio

What's this even about

I made a dog sex joke earlier?

I have a dog named after ur mum

cos it's ur actual mum

...

i think you're misunderstanding the purpose of the shitposts, no ones actually going to start watching Dora the Explorer so we're still technically just making fun of you like since this started

you don't know the countries, do you, BD. you didn't say you know the countries.

at least link me so it isnt so obvious to the buffoon

I'm making fun with him

lmao you cunt

Dog fucker

Alright, enjoy~

MAKING DOG JOKES GETS BADDOG HORNY

*hugs*

...

mee too pleasd

don't discredit erio like that scoots, he's not the one who would lose to an actual dog in a strawpoll

My dog is so fluff he's a big plushy ^_^

you're speaking for others?

that's mighty presumptuous of you.

but now he knows a guy that does, in song form!

...

okay

who wants to stream Dora the Explorer so we can all watch it? this would be well in line with Kanra's interests so we should all drop everything and do that

oh, and since nobody guessed

the thing that those songs had in common

was that I know the lyrics to all of them.

tah dah

this is why no one would want to guess any of your retarded fucking questions you dumb cheese curd eater

My netbook is too weak to watch any streams

sigh, you miss again, bd.

it's not the Dora part that's important.

it's the pushing your boundaries, and learning new things in a novel way. for me, that was memorizing an Animaniacs song. for you, that could be watching Dora the Explorer. we can learn worthwhile things from the places we least expect, but not if we keep choosing to watch Vinesauce.

the person who misses most is the one who swings most often and fails to connect

sort of like you failed to actually fully elaborate on whatever end game you think Trump ass, because whatever form of retardation you have makes you far more focused on getting attention towards yourself than actually educating anyone with anything meaningful, and that's why you are made fun of.

people in real life don't sigh in text like anime characters you panface

his end game is another term. So he's going to pull some massive stunt that boosts his numbers, and I'm betting it's going to be in the form of some conflict that can paint him as a winner and a strong leader.

aaand because he already announced it, I'm thinking Afghanistan will be that conflict.

tiem for brekkie

...

and no ones going to fucking care if you memorize some countries you stupid piece of shit, they are going to be a slightly different list to memorize in another 24 years, try memorizing and applying practical knowledge you can use in a job

every president, upon entering a war, saw their approval numbers go up dramatically.

it's not all up to him. but for some reason, people fall back in love with their leaders when they think they're strong.

...

i guess i'll pass out after this anime episode~

you better start investing in stocks, it's going to be the only way you can make money on your ass, then you can be like that crazy guy who desperately seeks to socialize with random people he sees at coffee shops

I'll memorize fruit codes!

4011~

it's always the canadians who fuck up so bad that they can't use their own names anymore without being filtered by everybody

why is that

this is fine

awoooo

It's a messed up country dude.

They have milk in bags.

lmaooooooooooo

Just how it is

thats fucking horrific, also you're still up???

I have one more day off, so might as well.

you're a fucking spaz lmao, shit one more day of off time? Better capitalize balls deep

imitation is the best form of flattery.

and I'd just bought you a ticket...

go to bed

you too

when a fox starts talking to you, you might be hallucinating a little bit

me too

When you start talking back to the fox you might as well give up any hope of sanity.

very cute though, would give fox pets on the head

...

I spent most of y teenage years putting off sleep late into the night to play games or shitpost online with friends so now I always get a nostalgiac feeling around 3 or 4 a.m when I get super baked

something tells me this fox might be foxier than he lets on

yay :3

I feel the same way about nightcore at 3am.

you and I are on two different sides of thiscoin
I prefer slow chilled out vibes

me and bard gonna light up right now

slow nightcore is just normal music

I might have a bit of weed left somewhere.

normal musicis much too fast

any slower and it'd sound ridiculous

This is my aesthetic

honestly really nice.

hehe thanks

xxyyxx is such a talented producer

idk what that'd mean. but now I'm pleasantly mellow,

and I don't feel much like posting

someone was sapping my energy so I just set it to infinite energy

it was probably kanra
he's an energy sapper

well I did the heroin energy trick lol

I wanna play some dubstep tho

...

...

where qt

Haven't seen him for a long time actually

You'd make a cute Kuroe.

Contrary to most here, I'd prefer to stay a man :3

It would be no fun if you wanted it.

WHEN THE BREAKFAST IS PRIMO

BWAKAFEAST

BUEONOS DIAS MANDY

How did you know I'm here?

...

ohayou

how are you all doing this fine morning?

twice now....ugh

good, good.
How's yo--

Aww ;-;
That feel...

how are you, my cutie Hu?

Cleaning up my room and browsing /fringe/ during breaks. Thinking of warming up some more meat chunks.

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!

what's fringe?

is it based on that TV show ?

meat chunks? are you a fox irl

gj cleaning room ^^

8ch.net/fringe/index.html

I'm a carnivore...

looks kinda cancer no thankies

hu talk to meee

You just asked, silly, and I answered~
Am alright. Hope you're okay despite the parts you were eyeing being sold out

i am daijoubu

are you doing anything today?

Yeah that place is pretty much a den of pirates, whores, and thieves.

Studied from 6 to 1pm, now just playing WoW.
What about you? What parts were you looking at?

only pirate I like it captain jack sparrow

not much for whores or thieves

good job studying ^^

ahhh secret~

uh huh, now you're making it sound like you're looking at lewds and making even more people interested~

Good morning friends!
Work was good today!!

yay :3

Well. I lived for another shift.

how did it go?

Sleep is death.

Was fine. Tiring.

that's not trueeeeeee

Then prove me wrong, faget~

MOSHI
MOSHI

...

Flamboyant homosexuals

Hewoo I'm back :)

yee, it usually is!

Soon your sleep schedule will be on track:))

where?

everywhere. farther than the eyes can see

uwu

Just been a total savage. Enjoyed a candle lit lavender bath, just like my norse ancestors of old.
Manly as fuck.

Morning everynyan~

Squash, how was your manager? Was he a meany like you've been led to believe?

Just imagine being a ducky and bein' like "honk honk, I'm a ducky!" all day.

ducks are kawaii^^

that does sound pretty nice, actually, and lavender is a very manly scent or it can be

purple has historically been a royal male color

honk hon ducky on an open fire

SABBY I GOT THESE YESTERDAY

famousfootwear.com/en-US/Product/18976-1037627/JELLYPOP/Black/Womens Jared Bootie.aspx

I have this feed on just about every day to help me relax. I love listening in and watching 'em waddle around. :3

youtube.com/watch?v=kYax3wUPGGs

Nooooo, be nice to the babies!

Cute! I love the upturn at the toes. :D

youtu.be/D8cvgQJFDeo?t=3s

OMG an effing livestream of duckies!?!?!?!/

Is this local to you or something? like how did you even find that?

mmhm, I'm really happy with them. I think I'm really starting to get the hang of my style at this point hehe

Good, 'cause you know you wanna flap your feet while you get hosed. :P

It's a duck farm up in Canada. The farmer is a really nice guy and takes good care of them. They're eventually sent to help feed the homeless. It's sad that they have to die, but they live happy lives on that farm and he's good to them. I found the stream almost a year ago while searching for cute animals on YouTube, and it helps me relax and focus at work for some reason. It's especially nice when the weather allows for letting the duckies run around the yard and swim in the big pond.

I know a while back we talked about your love of booties and ankle boots. I think that fits your personality pretty well! They're flirty and confident!

Ooh, that's really great. It's good to see it's not like Purdue smooshing them all together or anything like that^^ It is too bad but it's nice of the farmer to do it for the greater good.

Juts like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets

We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the symphony

OF DESTRUCTION♫

yup YUP

damage*

Nice trip.

Puttin' together some outfits, huh?

You got me. I'm bein' scatterbrained again today. But in my defense, right now I'm just watching a bunch of files upload. :3

QWAAAAAAAAAAARK
Hose me!

who is this nerd

i dont mind that its random nonsense tbh :^)

That's Skyrim for ya

once you have the extra x2 from theives guild you one shot frost dagrons even lol

dirty

haha fair enough^^

yeah, I've been really trying to round out my wardrobe. A little here and there cause it's for 4 seasons x_x rip $$$

Who am I kidding tho, I love shopping .//.

*wsssssssssssssssssssh*
That's a hose sound. :3

Do you mostly shop online?

*wap wapw wapw wap wap wap wap wap wap*

Scoot, imagine being as happy as that duck at that moment! It was so cuuuuute.

I have never trully been that happy, ever.

...

imagine being happy

But do you know de wae?

I like shopping online, but I like to go and try stuff on too. Like, I got muh shoes irl yesterday, just linked you a pic^^

wbu?

Sorry if this is late, I got distracted by learning a song :p

I typically enjoy it for a few seconds, then start waiting for the other shoe to drop.

I sort of want to know how that became a thing, but at the same time, I don't wanna spoil the majesty and mystery.

I like to try things on, but I prefer having someone with me for feedback. Now that my BFF has moved back, I'll have that again! I have ordered a few dresses online though. Usually I end up having to take them in a little 'cause I end up ordering a size or two too big. :-/

Was it that Megadeth song?

I was reading up about it. Because memes are life. and life is suffering.

i would make a silly comment but anything I say here would be too real and depressing so instead i'm posting this gif of dancing cartoons

Haha! NO it should have been. I was learning the riff to Seek And Destroy, which was the song after Megadeth lol

idk my roommates' bro mentioned he had a guitar here so I wanted to learn some stuff today.

Enjoying your lazy day, at least?

Lapis looks so happy!

I kinda wanna learn this, and just randomly start playing it at parties.

youtu.be/EO7cD6qmydo

I almost want to buy a Peri funko.

Kind of. Ive not achieved anything. So that is something. And you day?

OHMYGOD LOL

yes

superhex.io/#DVBF85

I wish I could donate to GDQ so I could tell the runner that her name isn't said "La Rashel", and is instead said "Lara Chell"

no1 caersz

You should! Or better, get a plushy and hug it every day!

My day's picking up, by which I mean it's getting busy. But I'm about to take a lunch break!

:3

What other songs do you know?

i caeresz

that's too embarrassing

lol flip off flippi fag

what is on the menu today?

Says who? I think it's cute.

I think my workmates have decided on Chick-Fil-A, so nuggets!

Be back in a bit. :3

Later potatte

hi loco hi scootsy

I just learned that sublime song earlier too, and i gotta get refreshed on all the songs i used to know. used to play raining blood and master of puppets lol

stuff like*

OwO

hi how are ya

well. after I move out. I think my mam already found my cat sweater so I don't want to push it.

speaking of, I'm thinking if I don't get into Paris (I won't) i'll start a filmmaking course.

...

HI LOCO

happy tuesday c:

Is it tuesday?

i've lost track of the days of the week lately.

Another attempt at school which Loco will inevitable fail.

Eh, so so. Today has been a waste. You?

i've felt the same way recently
days just melt together youu know

it is tuesday
yeah

i'm not sure what i'm gonna do today...

i just got up sooooooooooooooooooooo

i get less than a megabyte download thru netherlands/poland i'm switching back to usa

I JUST WANT A COOL FLAG !!!!!!!!

i feel that way because i work on a rota and on weekends so i have no fixed days off or schedule

why are you in holland

just moved here to say hi to tokai and uhhhhhhhhh the other person whos name im failing to remember

Atleast I have haggis and General Sam.

Your stick man legs not hurtin?

angel?

theyre a lil worn yeah i can feel em
def cant do anything strenuous today
not like i would but ya no

angel. thats right

JUST INCASE,
like "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh bean can you do the walking ere?"

naw man I aint walkin ere

loco tell me about this cat sweater

ey
IM
W A L K I N E R E

it's uh

a hoodie with cat ears. and it says "i'm a cat" on the front. i like to wear it sometimes with pantyhose.

Metal Maddie!

Don't count yourself out! I hope you get in.

He bought a cute cat hoodie with little ears and is embarrassed even though it's absolutely adorable.

OMG I DIDNT KNOW IT SAID THAT ON THE FRONT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAA i wanna see it one day :3

what's wrong with your mom finding that?

lil' bit yeah lol
omg he shouldn't' be embarrassed for being cute ever.

Most people get in as postgrads. I'd be fine with that, or with going in after a couple years of something else. Gives me time to apprener le langage also.

these elsanna pics are getting pretty racy, Sab.

Ay oh Ay oh Manager-kun, Im walkin ere

ehhhhhhh

I'm a closet cutie

Must suck not to live in a culturally accepting country.

hello
i am

WALKING HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

one day woco
one day i will see this. i am excited.

to be honest if i didnt have to hide the whole xdressing aspect of my life i probably wouldnt question myself/gender things so often

OI M8 WHERES YER INTERNET LICENSE
DONT MAKE ME CONFISCATE YOUR TV AND BUTTER KNIVES

Slangin' merch like im walkin ere

It's better not trapped in a glass case of emotion :p

wait shit bongs call it the telly
whatever

LOOOK SEE HERE
MISTER OFFICER
BUT UM
WHERE IS YOUR LOOKIN AT LISCENCES LICENSE?

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lol poof

poof

...

I try to tell him!

Well, you belong in an artistic and free environment where you can be as creative and cute as you want. It's your natural habitat.

Whaaaa? How so?

*hose*

Surrounded byfookin poofs, an all a wanna do is have a fag... maybe a bottle o dog because ya gannin on like a ragman's

twitter.com/Crunchyroll/status/950804191689064448

guess i gotta watch this show

...

My state legalized weed

getting into a course would also mean getting student financing so I can move out. so that would be nice. and I can study somewhere nearby so I can visit my sister.

Not judging. They're cute.

...

"Woah, pop that in some broth and you gotta stew"

Lucky. My state is only legalizing extracts, and only in rare cases. It'll get worse under Jeff Sessions, unless Congress does something sensible like legalize at the federal level.

Yeah, that'd be perfect. I know your being there means a lot to her!

Babysit me!

is the honey person sabrina

We wait until the mama and papa go and then we can ORDER pizza in!

affirmative.

Depends. Am I in trouble?

And make long distance prank calls. Bweh heh heh.

you're cute, Sabby

o

nah i just realized we've occupied the same thread for several years and ive somehow literally never had a conversation with u lol

I once called a FIFA World Cup ticket hotline for prank calls back in 2000/2001... and pretended to be chinese... such was the wquality of my prank that the caller on the other end paused... and went... "gimme a minute imma need a translator", so they got an actual chinese translator... Funny right?

Funny, and a little racist.

ponsby

Well that didn't work. Sure I'm shaped like a draconian but I'm starting to doubt I'm even that....

...

Another part of me wants to travel. Put I think I can quiet that down for a few years until I have myself together a little more.

tHAT IS WHY THEY CALL ME "tHE cHARLES bRONSON OF EMO PERIOD BLOOD".

be one now

I just want something I know has helped with my anxiety and depression in the past and isn't a patented molecule accidentally created in a lab trying to perfect non-stick cooking surfaces.

Aw. I hope I haven't seemed rude! Nice to talk at ya!

I'll give ya points for that! You public nuisance, you.

Exactly why I smoke it too bb

i was one

In everything except physical, I am a Commie.

(DIALECTIC NMATERIALS EXTERNALLY)

Been there. Done that. Bought the spiked choker. It wasn't so great.

Well, I'll always encourage and cheerlead for you, but yeah, do things at your own pace and do what's right for you. :3

It really does help, right? I don't even need to do it every day. Just when I hit those lows, you know?

At least you're not a cummie.

I do it on the daily just cause it's always in the house

>not a cummie

Wow, frickin' doin' a heckin' lewd there. What the hekkkin frick is wrong with you?!

pics

i need new chokers
i lost all mine

!!!
I hope I didn't come off as judgmental. My bff smokes just about every day. I just worry about not being as alert as I ought to be. lol

Did you get this month's newsletter? I'm a pervert now.

Maybe some day I'll post my 8th grade yearbook picture and everyone can laugh and laugh...

...

Post pics

Must of gotten lost in the male.

HOW WOULD I POST THEM IF I RAN OUT ??

For sure better safe than sorry. I don't drive really so I don't have to worry about that and work is arduously easy. I've got my bases covered, bb ;3

Just... do it... for daddy...

Bare bones beef noodle soup it is.

liliana needs new chokers. she has no money for them.

can i have some

leftover chicken lomein, biyotch

A ladle from the bottom, and a ladle from the top.

*chokes*

ty i appreciate it

BTW I'm married to God. I'm pretty much a priest of the Lord...

lmao

You too, huh...

That does not sound very appealing.

Yup that's why I'm afraid of angry bitches holding cups of acid.

i woke up

♥

Hey-ooooooooooooo!

Mmm. Reheated lomein with a little bit of grape seed oil drizzled on is amaaaazing!

mornyan

Howdy! Any good dreams?

It's not bad.

Oh.

grapeseed oil? that sounds so exquisite, Sabs.

Do you cook too?

thank you thank you
im here all week
got any grapes

I never liked soups much.

That's perfectly fair.

I like it! It's more forgiving than olive oil and not as strong.
I cook fairly often, but I'm nowhere near as good a cook as my mama. Do you still like baking?

♪And he waddled away! Waddle waddle!♫

meow~

i forgot it already

Whats with the incest? Thats creepy.

let sab post her incest

Might have something to do with fear of regicide.

Dang. That happens to me too. Feeling nice and rested?

I'm goin' all-out on the hedonism. Gotta perv it up to 11.

Not so much specifically anymore. I've been cooking a lot of like gourmet stuff with my roommate lately. Either that or just 100% collaboration meals when we're both on days off^^

What's your favorite thing that she cooks and that you cook~?

Literally IRL disgusted. Ew.

I'm the perv round these parts. Back off.

post bondage

PUT
THE
BRAKES
ON

NO LEWD

no brakes on the lewdtrain

so, lili, would you wear this?

ezcosplay.com/re-life-in-a-different-world-from-zero-felix-argyle-cosplay-costume.html

Closest I could find. :P

My mom makes amaaaazing lasagna! It's a daylong affair too 'cause it's mostly hand-made. (She doesn't make the pasta, of course, though I'm sure she could if she wanted to. lol) I also love her homemade chicken and dumplings. It's our go-to comfort food.

I really enjoy making fajitas! Besides it being my favorite dish, it's just a lot of fun to prepare.

How about you? What's your fave to make?

I'm sorry, Scoot. I'm an awful person now.

There ain't room enough for two?

easily

to be fair astolfo is more up my alley but
yeah
big time

Filtered.

do not bully sabrina :(

...

It isn't bullying if I delete them from my life.

You realize that this is LITERAL cancer.

Like

L I T E R A L

cancer. I would rather have lung cancer than edure this whack ass content.

you lost the chance to be my co-pervert when you left me at the altar. prepare to be destroyed.

I am borderline thinking that Logan Paul and the whole dead body thing WASNT the worst thing to happen on the internet these past 2 weeks.

Lasagna's so good. I always forget to make it. Pasta cake wew

I'm still a huge fan of making my stirfry. Been getting really good at homemade mac n cheese bakes lately though. All about broiling the breadcrumbs and getting them all toasted^~^

I've gotta get back on the horse and try to make that pork wellington again. Without lopping off my pinky lol

...

...

and the thread was murdered

...

I saw another video of him running around in a cheap kimono and sick mask and behaving like a braying ass. It made my tummy hurt.

Pork wellington and cheese stirfry? :D
Maddie, was there a close call with your pinky?!

I'm sorry. :(

GET FUKKING MURDERED, PSYCHE, BITCH

Him and his brother. Two cancerpeas in a cancerpod.
At this point I think theyre due for a big spiral into meltdown.
Like waht happens with these YTers.
Also
I suppose I can accept your apology. But I might have to disown you. You understand right?

...

...

oops. forgot the picture.

all healed up tho. it was a little sensitive playing guitar earlier. I pulled the stitches out myself x_x

lol get pranked kiddo, you arent disowned, just very disappointed

Oh no! :(
I'm glad it's healed though. Poor pinky.

*hug*

that's what I said lol

Weirdo♥

More like how Mr. Bill says it though.

youtu.be/toNsPh-pxgc?t=46s

I would cry. I wouldn't bawl like a baby, but there would be tears. I can't handle gore.

Beardo!

Well. Yes. But. You got me there.
WHats going on?

You don't even feel it at first. I guess that was the benefit of it being a really sharp chef knife *shrugs*

wait is that peewee?

*practices foxery*

about to do some editing. wish me luck!

In summer of 2008, I was going through our old storage shed on a 120F day. Texas summer. It was probably hotter in the shed. Anyway, I accidentally mooshed my hand into an old photo and crushed the glass. My blood felt icy cold oozing out all over my palm and my arm. That's how danged hot it was in there!

That's Elmo Phillips. He wasn't ever super popular, but he had a little bump of fame in the 80s. He's written for a lot of people too. He and Weird Al are going on an acoustic tour this year, I think.

one too many links there. sorry. ;__;

good luck!!!

Talk to you soon Sabby

yeah sleep was comfyu :)

tfw Tron's in the shitter

you ever fantasise about saying dirty things to sabrina

I do

i DO NOT

Stop being a creep loco.

...

thread wake up please

I just woke up.

mornyan squashie

how are ya

Watching VideogameDFunkey reminds me of Lily for some reason, and squash. Nintendo Nerds, amma rite

...

Tired as shit.
Not sure what I want to do until work. Might go visit my cousin who is in town.

Nintendo is the best.

nintendo is cool but
i dont like dunkweed hehe

me too

yeah go visit them

GO DO IT

We are no longer friends.

We are no longer friends.

meow

I will in like an hour I think.
I'm not feeling well enough to get on the road.

Get out.

cute pic~

aw. woco.

i wannan b ur friend. :c

me
WOW

yes pls wait until you are good enough to drive. be safe.

NEVER

Maika a cutie

:@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

also mafuyu is best blend-s girl

What if I want to drive crazy.

VSauce is great

you dont get the option to

moar pls

I'm going to go crazy.

...

terrible opinions

...

im gonna go shower

dont even think about it squashie >.<

uh huh

...

Enjoy your shower.

ty

...

ohboy

^///^

do it, it'll be fun

degenerate pigs

Someone tell Subtle I said hi

h-hi soto-kun~

How's it going elms?
Is it raining over there too?

Nah, but we're warming up a bit. been in the 30s the past couple days^^ I think we have another storm coming up though :(

It's going pretty good. Really extra low key day today since yesterday was like all in lol How's it been with you?

Well fucking get after it then.

mandyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

is bed tiemmu

nee nee

NIGH
NIGH

Oh shit, hopefully it aint nothing too bad
Its been pouring out here for the past 2 days

I personally love the rain though

Just been relaxing and the occasional work lmao

Rains not too bad I guess. Way better than snow. I like the smell of cool rain on hot pavement, is that weird?

What are you doing nowadays for work?

nini~

Nah, not at all
Everyone does
It's such a nice scent

I work at some company where they cut and package fresh fruit
I just drive a forklift and move pallets/boxes of fruit all day

Its boring as shit tbh

Someone tell Soto I said hi

forklifts are sugoi tho

.//.

It's pretty boring, and there are so many saftey rules you need to follow

I can't even listen to music, feels bad man

Oss

osu!*

No thanks, I suck at that game

You suck at everything lmao

Someone tell Wish I said "Hi."

Hi.

...

Pls no bully

How's it hanging Ems?

God damn my sister is a psycho bitch holy shit.

I dont get how most people don't get along with their siblings

Like its not even that hard, why be on bad terms with someone who's your blood related family?

delet

Oh you know, just finished up an exam and stuff.
Time to relax and shit post for a few days :^)

You?

new new new

She wants to fuck me and is frustrated that I find incest disgusting.

ooooooooookaaaaaaaaaay