♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

i wuv christmas
can u believe its only 11 more months till christmas season

he says whilst adjusting the thigh highs

Christmas??? WHAT ABOUT RAMADAN?!?!?!??!?!

my moms awake i cant wear those openly right now

i just want to be a billionaires sex object

ramadan ?? More LIKE

BABABUM

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I was done, as I said I was done, and if that's your definition of spamming you have something wrong with you.

Feel free to get this buttmad that somebody has a better argument than disagrees with you, I guess.

I AM LE DONE

CONTINUES ARGUING

LOGIC

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You probably could have cut the "billionaires" part out.

i like things

I have literally negative respect for filters, and that wasn't even close to continuing the argument.

GUYS I AM DONE ARGUING
STOP TALKING AT ME
OTHERWISE I WILL HAVE TO RAMBLE
AND RESPOND
NO MATTER WHAT
EVEN THOUGH I TOLD YOU I WAS DONE
I AM DONE
OKAY JUST ONE MORE
RESPONSE
IT ISNT EVEN MATTERING
LIKE UR WRONG XD
TEE HEE XD
I AM DONE WE FINISHED
STOP
HAHAHA I JUST LIKE WON THAT DEBATE ITS OVER NOW

lmao whomst the fuck like thing?

btw i am done

will give handholds and hugs and tea and kisses in return for a new home

or best offer

I have a cardboard box and a stick to hold it up

werent u goin to bed

i offer a new home plus anything u desire young padawan

im done with this argument. retard

GUYS
REMEMBER HOW I SAID I WAS DONE RESPONDING TO THIS JABRONI
WELL GUESS WHAT
NOW I AM TRULLY DONE
DONE DONE DONE
FINISHED
I WIN
TKO
CRIS CYBORG DONE
CHESTER DONE
DONE
DONE
DONE
DONE

i have a shed

sounds homey

what does
anything i desire even entail

omw

what is actually happening right now

I AM NOW DONE WITH UR SYMANTIC CRIPPLELOAD, SCUM
WE ARE DONE HERE
FEEL FREE TO FEEL LIKE A RETARD
I AM FINISHED
GET ACNE NERD
I AM DONE
SO I WONT EVEN LOOK AT UR ARGUMENT
DONE
FINISHED
LOOK YOU ARE STILL GOING
I AM DONE

i can offer u one spaghet

one large spaghet with olive oil please no red sauce bc heartburn and bad after taste

HEY
LIKE
STOP TYPING
I SAID WE ARE DONE
I WON THE GOLD DEBATE
I AM THE DONE
DONE-R KEBAB MATE
WE ARE OVER HERE
YOU ARE #2
WHICH MEANS SHIT
BECAUSE I JUST TOASTED YOU

That was me.

Shit you're right. Now that I've responded a single time more you need to filter me clearly.

I mean it's basically the winning bid. Might as well just pack up now.

scoot please just get on overwatch again so i can have a game with you on mic lmao

id totally suffer brit lag just to hear you shitpost irl

FUCKING UNLUCKY KIDDO
I JUST ICED YOUR ASS
BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY
IN A SODOM AND GOMMORAH WAY
WHICH MEANS YOU ARE DONE
THIS IS THE END
THE END OF THE ARGUMENT
I AM THE WINNINGEST

r u guys excited for the slenderman movie

????

squiddy and I had a discussion

I asked to stop before it got heated

he continued

I was like "fuck off lmao"

and we was both salty about it

now scoots spamming recap

Does it star our very own Slender Man, sinni?

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so the usual then

thiccman movie when

Jesus this has been going on for 3 threads already. Y'all niggas need sum fug.

Is there no depth normies won't sink to?

THIS IS THE END OF OUR TOPIC
WE NEED NOT CONTINUE WITH THE DISCUSSION
AS IT IS OVER
AND I WIN, BECAUSE I PRESENTED A GOOGLE SEARCH
HA YOU FUCKING IDIOT
DIDNT EVEN GOOGLE OR WIKIPEDIA
FUKKEN NERD
GET SHAT ON
I AM WINN

as if macedonia has the right to judge a normie

its made by sony pictures so you know it'll be good

slenderman defense force

macedonias are delicious though

More Cockney Asuka?

Yes, we do.

Better than Disney

How much are you willing to bet that's two men with shaved legs?

picky af

here have some macaroni

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jeff the killer vs slenderman (2019)

me on the left

I wouldn't care.

should i google this? what is the actual name of the "Slenderman movie"? i hadnt heard about this at all

I am back.

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Thank god, we were all very worried.

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i fucking hate everything

Git filtered ausi tardo.

lets not only capitalize on stale memes, lets be SO late we miss out on half the potential fucking margin for profit

god fucking damn

adam sandler is the fidget spinner movie (2020)

That's one stale ass meme, fag.

To be honest, Adam Sandler is a big reason why I have bipolar syndrome

ur a stale ass HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i dont like macaroni...

you know when you should have made your shitty slenderman movie how about the year that little girl almost died

only shit even the code geass slowpoke isnt slow enough we have to go even slower

when is everyone just gonna filter fucking squid already. put the final nail in that coffin already

Is Slenderman even still relevant?

Ur mom?

thats what im saying who wants to watch a shitty slenderman movie now even ironically like holy christ

No. Slenderman was never even relevant to begin with.

Is squiddy even still relevant?

tfw you go to see the new fidget spinner movie and it's just adam sandler sitting on a chair at the front of the theater

the written journals creeped me out years ago

It was. It just wasnt good.

squid is past his prime

time we put a bullet in him and move on

MarbleHornets is my city

Put him down like Ol Yella... before the Squash rape.

fine you can have your custom pasta spaghet but in return no kissu or lewd hand holding

darn degenerate >.>

he lost his luster after that one nezi fight that happened a while ago

No one believes them the "tame, effeminate, aussie good boy" anymore.
Life is suffering.
He wants the end

okay fair trade

i'm hungry :(

tfw so ticklish i puut my own hand on my thigh and jumped

thanks

cute

Hungry for dicks, whore.

Dat waistline

Time to slut shame elma

i want to be shamed for something but not for the sl*t word

whore

i bet if you kicked her really hard you could break her in half

Liliana? more like... stinky.

elma has a nice butthole.

so do you

You could break her with light air blowing ffs.

Elma has a SLUT butthole

*blushes*

gee i sure hope there isnt a strong breeze when im carrying an umbrella

SHame about Loco being embarassed about their innie butthole.

i also dont want to be shamed for that

but can i have a kiss
its not related

at all

;///;
i took a shower a few hrs ago..

that too

but sometimes you need something that wont offer much resistance

don't tease me

lmao wouldn't an outy buthole just be anal prolapse?

sure, here's a dollar

*kiss*

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and like, I'm not even a slut tho

plebs tbh

a dollar.... ? for ?

but. m. *kis*
thank..

dat rosebud

good girl

What have I done

How d-d-d-d-d-do you smel owo

You arent from Scandanavian stock, I see

Elma is jsut a smelly tramp to be fair, would not fug and hug

I smell like raspberries dumbdumb

thanks.. anything else i can do ?

i smell like. flowers.

walking towards January 10th like

Raspberries, more like... HOEberries

WHAT KIND...

i dont make love.

i fuck

hard

soft pink ones

cANT WAIT FOR BRAIN DEAD, DRUGGED NEZI

Cherry Blossoms

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hahahahaa

trying a bit hard today, are we?

:O

the cherriest :3

the last time i've seen a pussy is when i was 3

youre right

Not even. Zing.

KAWAIIIIIIII

but you destroyed it right

Sorry I have a sex life I guess lol

i was unbirthed

but I'm already braindead

Not that your single now I imagine.

We believe you Madeleine, and we also believe that you're a woman...and that you aren't borderline autistic.

but you destroyed it right

we

macedonia has got a tude.

yeah with my baby dick

all day dude

ayyyyyy thats my boy

it hasnt grown much since i was 3 either

that either means you were born with a horse cock or you can't actually fuck as hard as you claim ;3

I haven't slept in 26 hours and have 2 bottles of wine in me...and I'm barely even drunk.

i can't get hard like a normal human but i can still cum

same

sharing is healthy

thats my job

What a fucking slut

okay disgusting post but i think your get is telling of your post (it is of satan and not god)

Proof it

Moogens Boss Baby dick

no

Schrodinger's CUtie. Interesting. Not the first we've had here.

my cum also comes out like toothpaste

its very small, but it has a gruff voice and a beard and sounds like solid snake

I think you have a medical problem.

It is called "mental retardation"

its fine

it's my little baby carrot

Retardation doesn't make you cum toothpaste. It makes you tooth cumpaste.

is it minty fresh?

its quite sour.

Sour. Like trannies.

u know waht scootsy if u keep this TUDE UP no kisses

lili

This is a totally unfair reaction

yeah woco ?

wrong

i hear if you eat enough tranny cum you'll become a girl too...

oooh

too bad you can't really like get a whole lot of that at a time

when its all shitty outside and you just feel like being comfy in bed all weekend and shitposting

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Wow, sorry. Jeez. I'll just leave.

Too bad trannies aren't real girls.

they'd have to be milked by machine to insure enough product.

BECAUSE THIS DEBATE IS OVER
I WON ON ALL COUNTS
DID YOU SEE THE BUZZFEED ARTICLES AND THE GOOGLE SEARCH?
BLOWN OUT OF THE WATER KIDDO
YOU ARE DEAD
FRIED BREAD
BROWN BREAD
BROWN BOY
DINDU NUFFIN, BECAUSE YOU LOSE
THIS IS OVER AND DONE WTIH
JUDE JUDY COULDNT FINISH BETTER

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nice

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its what we do baby

Jesus christ man and you complain about others not having a life.

SORRY

what should i eat for foods?

first pick decides my fate

Everyone knows squiddy is a loser

pizza

nigger

Fine.

*this*

no but theres none in there

Not really.

i wanted to take a hit just now and i couldnt find my lighter so i go to stand up and my lighter falls in the full cup of coffee besides me on the floor

fml

thats just your body adjusting to make babies

i was gonna say pizza or soup

:c

i meant more as in
in going forward
you know
like a well wishes thing

Hm.
What are you playing?

yay it still lights

butt babies best babies

doom ? im taking a small break from dusk as my main fps bc i havent given doom any time but
playing doom just makes me wanna play dusk

dusk is so fast and slick
doom is just kinda
im jumpin around and im hittin f a lot to do finishers

its cool but
dusk is 10x cooler

boy im gettin high tonight

breeding is good. whether im impregnating boys or girls.

i have a backup lighter or two or ten, but i am glad this one was usable again quickly because its a bic

Sounds fun. I like how you aren't sure you are playing DOOM. That is. Something.

honestly i think i have two lights on my desk
two in my car
another in my backpack
and a couple around the house for candles

when i said doom ? i meant more like
im playing it but
i kinda wanna just play dusk hehe

I have the munchies so bad rn

there's 4 on my table, like 13 in the cupboard and I found another 3 in my coat pocket lol

And those are just me and my roommate's x_x

...And now I know. Fun fun. I should play games soon. But here I am. [guitar riff]

i just have a little tiny portable package of little bits of cheese and some nuts and raisins, keeping it pretty healthy

13 in the cupboard ?? WOW
thats a l o o o o t

guitar riff ?? ey ?
play
dusk

>Rock you like a hurricane reference

No, I am probably play Danganronpa or something. Dusk. Tsk. Baka.

ooookie doke
play whatever you like :3

I found some of those pb cracker thingies from 2nd grade bag lunch ;3

I always lose them so I buy more just to find the ones I've lost.

Of course of course. What is the "appeal" of Dusk?

i know where to get a bunch of those kid cracker things and i just buy like a ton of them for under a dollar at aldi's

its fast
its fun
its slick
it has great atmosphere
amazing sound design
just good everything
super cheesy too

niiiice

Dust was a good game, its furry bait for sure, but it was a pretty nice combat system that stayed fun for most of the game, towards the end it got a little repetitive and stale because the combos lacked some variety

Cheesy? Nani?

dust ?
furry bait ?

what

i was talking about Dust the game for the Ps4

just like
old school horror movie/fps game cheesy
like little quirks about it that make it
light hearted

ohhhh Dusk

well
in every post i said dusk

in every post i was high as fuck and pretty far away from the screen with blurry eyes

nice

post footage of the game you're talking about, it sounds fun

I really wish I had weed for this episode of Pop Team Epic tbh

It's too fucking lel ranndumb

Sounds like it has potential. Ive not played a shooter/gun game for a little while now.

when everyone in thread talking about weed and you dont got weed and its like stfu about weed right now

...

MUH GIBLEE

looks like a good doom inspired game, yea

Reminders of old DOOM and Duke Nukem.

yasss

I have yet to see this, but I hear its basically a 25 minute long shitpost.

yeah thats sort of the point

except i have 30x more fun with this game than either of the ones mentioned

its more like quake than anything tbh

That's pretty accurate

Just 20 minutes of shitposting and anime/vidya references
I lost my shit at the berserk and skyrim references lmao

Quake! Yes, that was a comparison I was looking for. Those were the days. When videogames were for nerds.

i like classic doom but hey thats just me, i might give this a try some time too

I'm watching it now.
Is it bad that I want this opening to be a legit anime on its own?

-scurries through the thread, carry blocks that look suspiciously like the came from minecraft-

I was confused when I first saw it
I was like wtf?
Then they tore through that shit and Im like oh okay

Almost thought I played teh wrong anime

quake but cooler and more fun

yeah do it

-waves hi-

-wonders what sonata is doing-

This could be a scandalous lie.

maaaaaybe, still heavily considering it

^-^ -tries to wave back but almost drops his blocks-

-notices you've noticed and looks guilty, quickly scurries down the hall with his blocks-

wrong

OKAY

-follows closely behind helping pick up any rogue blocks- >.>

Okay... so it's basically RobotChicken, in anime form.

I can live with this.

Eh. Whatever. I won't play it so it isn't of consequence.

thats okay

0.0 -has wandered onto a Minecraft server and thought all the dirt blocks were pritty. Picked them up and ran off with them-

Uh... Soto, is it supposed to repeat half way through?

-wonders how you can hold so many..-

Wait what, Im barely at 7:49

Oh, then you in for a trip.

-tsks, they stack up to 64- :3

-brings you a chest to store any spare dirt blocks-

*o* -puts the blocks in there and sits on the chest happily- :3

Good. I can't believe this thread is minecraft now.

Oh boy

I need some fucking Masahi Super dry for this shit lol

-pulls a cup of tea from behind your ear and offers it to you-

i cant either

Eat this cutlet bowl!

0.0 -wonders where it came from-

Its sped up?

It is time for me to quit threads. Forever

please do

Guess I will just have to keep posting top spite hu

darn

-is magic-

pls no ;;

Nah, there's different VAs

I... Guess... If you say so...

yay !!

-builds a house for you and makes sure there's a chicken inside- :3

Now, do I get pets, or what?

CHICKEN! MY ONE WEAKNESS! -noms-

pet pet

me on the right

/a/ is fucking losing it's shit over this show

Its hilarious
The threads are chaos rn

It's amazing.
But I want this shit right here to be a legitimate show. I'd watch this.

i'm going go karting

like 40 MPH go karts

Nice! Enjoy!

oooo
where at
i know a couple places.

HAVE FUN !!

some friends of mine were just out go karting recently

duh

TAKE A ME WITH YOU!

Have a great time!

Well... OF COURSE...

its time for liliana to go to sleepy bye.

nini friends
xoxoxoxo
hug n kis
pat pet
have a nice day/evening

LUV U ALL (except the smelly ones)

orlandokartcenter

u aint in florida boo

never

byeu

God dang it.

nee nee leelee

(that where my buds went !! :3 have fun.)

:

SWEET
SADISTIC
HU
A NIGGER

thankies

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wow mean

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Apple > sweet tater

Cato!
Perfect. I'm currently watching this, and I have questions.

I can answer S&W questions

Yeah?
Aight, here goes.
Why did people refuse to give Lawrence a loan simply because Holo was following him around?
And what did Holo do in the forest with the other giant wolf that she refuses to talk about? Muddy knees, and a brief glimpse of the ordeal tries to hint at something, but I'm just not pickin' up what they're puttin' down.

He has a woman following him around who is dressed very well, so he can obviously afford to pay for her. He should be able to pay for himself too.

I think it was more of a 'bow your head' kind of deal. I haven't read the LN's to that point, but I don't think it went that far.

I guess that makes sense...?

Hmm. Alright, does the light novel go into more detail about things than the anime? I feel like maybe a lot of context and details are missing just for the sake of making things compressed and easy for the cartoon.

It does, especially when you consider that one of the major points that comes up in the show is that traveling merchants are usually lonely due to traveling alone as paying for a wife, or even a second person, is generally prohibitively expensive.

yeah, the anime has to leave out some parts which happen in the light novel, but I think the anime did a decent job this time hitting the most important scenes.

you're now breathing, blinking, and swallowing manually

Alright, more things to read then.

Thanks Cato.

Yeah- nah.

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They're definitely worth it, good reads.

How've you been, spec?

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