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Yeah, it's hard, which means that most cases will go unpunished, because that does need to be proven. In the few cases where it can be proven, why should it not be persecuted.
you know as tempting as you make that sound (not at all)
im gonna have to pass
plus your pretty princess is possessive and also a bit much
feel free to pretend im a girl tho :p
I have. Just Monika.
I had someone who kind of got me into getting my ass slapped in bed, but not like, bend me over his knee kind of spanking.
I think that's just par the course for countries like Mace/Peru, tbh.
Hey, I don't agree, I'm just explaining the rationale.
It was a lazy way to "fix" the criminality of spreading HIV.
This is why nobody likes you, Blood chan.
that's bc? fuck
Man this really is the thread at it's absolute gayest
Where are all the straights less flaming gays?
Why else do you think I give Lily so much attention.
Blood-chan is bae
yeah I don't like the sadistic, punishment version
just like some hard spanking during lewd times
it's a meme
dip, etc
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I could go without sex for life honestly if I had someone like Asgore to be with.
Like, build and personality.
if i wasnt blood chan....,,,,,, EXPLAIN MY NAME ????
Again, they definitely weren't trying to fix shit. They were almost certainly either cucking for gay/progressive votes or someone knew someone who was about to get slammed in a prison bathroom and shit had to be done fast.
i thought that was fish
I'm confused.
Do prisons have high rates of HIV?
I didn't know that
Swedish FIsh is a disgusting human.
I don't really remember much about Fish anymore.
They just lurk Yan's discord and SOMETIMES suffer us to see them in thread.
Trannies, man.
poor fish
too pure for this world
Dunno, not relevant. That said, there's probably no shortage of inmates with STDs.
Nigger you've clearly never been fishing in the Pacific. How's that radioactive waste?:
Witness him#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yan is adorable though.
Macedonia is fucking lit
This nigga make me wanna travel out there
I wonder if this guy has anything good to say other than about his tomatoes.
Nigger that's the only place I HAVE fished. They were okay.
We could definitely use the tourism. Expect disappointment though, we are NOT an exciting nation if mountains, forests, and gypsies inhaling glue in the middle of an intersection isn't your thing.
You have to go further north, to the place with the earthquakes and the tentacle porn.
Kind of hungry and crave taco bell triangles but don't want to drive. More marijuana injections are the solution
There are also the silly mistakes that turn into momentary memes
Like thinking Nezi had acne
You had multiple people thinking you're actually Blood-chan because of this kind of ironic shitpost
Do u see how irony can be good now
yeah its good In MODERATION
its fun to poke at dumbies
I'm banking on leftover steak but I'll probably end up eating at work tonight. Definitely more. More is better lol I really want a ciggy but nobody's home so I can't bum one. Not a bad thing I gotta quit again.
i kinda wanna find some pics of little nezi when I was a kid
my hair was so blonde
But... Aren't you a dummy too?
Yeah nah.
They're all fucking gay up there, I ain't catching no homo from them.
that impending dread feel of remembering lunch with your mom is tomorrow
hu#5751
For the longest time, I was, but I'm partially now due to a few gigantic homos
Why is PUBG still showing up under New Releases on steam?
Is that a benefit of being an early access game?
You get to whore in the new releases section forever
Squid?
Yeah he sure is gay
I mean the game just 'fully released' on the 21st or whatever
Nope. Cup and Spec
same with fortnite
y-yes....
Oh Jesus.
1.0 was the full release?
But it's still... so shit.... what the fuck
Jesus Cup is even gayer.
Really makes me wonder...
Anyway added :3
hence the quotes
apparently their concept/idea for it being "fully released" was to "have all the features added in the game and have it playable"
though personally I don't think it should be fully released until you address all the major bugs, china/cheating epidemic, and upgrade servers to something way better than 13hz
Fortnite is for losers.
I thought so.
I mean all the major bugs are gone.
There's still some but they're minor.
The latter two issues aren't really developmental.
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA
Really makes one think.
I mean, the xbox version is still HORRENDOUS
And they're calling that a full release too
this guy included
Stop supporting games that are early access and unfinished.
Having played it, no, not really.
It's not nearly as bad as people meme up.
Once the drop's completed it really does play just fine, and even in the drop it's mostly okay.
Beyond the framerate being fine and the inventory UI being kinda shit I dunno, I was kinda blasted as fuck at the time and couldn't hit shit because I haven't played a console FPS in forever.
This video still kills me
I mean, some games are deserving of support.
A game like PUBG is just really lazy ass developers tbh imo fam
I'm gonna stop here cause my fucking hands are hurting from this much typing but
I COULD GO ON AND ON FOR SO LONG
Most Early access games are just shills that never see completion.
FORTNITE
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mine diamonds.
All my weeb and indie games that come from early access do just fine.
Play minecraft.
Pretty much all of those are either minor bugs, not widespread at all or not something that falls under the term bug at all.
Huh, that explains a lot. I always just blamed it on awful fucking reg but that'd make some sense.
they're not lazy, it's just that they came from a small team that previously made small, unsuccessful MMO games and shit and they had to upgrade to a top-tier staff in KOREA, completely rewrite the code/engine for the game, which broke everything, expand the company to keep up with all the changes, including support, anti-cheat, marketing, community, etc.
you can't just take a game that's fun to play and built terribly, and expect to completely change everything about the way it works and plays into a polished AAA title overnight when you have to hire a ton of new developers and it takes TIME to rewrite that code
everyone saying "just throw money at the game and it will be fixed faster" doesn't understand how coding works
you can only code and develop things so fast
I mean really you don't seem to grasp game development from a core viewpoint
That doesn't mean that most never get finished and are just shills.
Have this 35s informational film.
Your mom doesn't grasp game development from a core viewpoint
I don't think Squash understands what the word "shill" means
now I'm not going to say that they're A+ devs or anything, they made plenty of good and bad decisions
lots of mistakes
but they weren't fucking lazy
making games takes time ffs
I don't agree with a word you're saying mate in all due respect
Definitley, babies first PUBG. Disgusting.
dat need for instant gratification vs rabid fanboys tho
No. I was using it as I figured.
This shit is also good
youtu.be
lol its the fucking pubg defense force
maybe if i whiteknight this vidya she'll be my gf
i'm literally calling the game shit and saying the devs fucked up a lot along the path of making the game
but ya know anytime you have an opinion that doesn't 100% agree with someone bashing a game suddenly you're a retarded fanboy
xd use some logic/comprehension
Maybe if I shove this dick in my ass, I'll be real girl.
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get the FUCK out of here
fucking cuckhold THOT squaddie.
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ur a troll smh fam tbh desu ne
Maybe if I'll die, I won't have this killer hangover.
In LibCuck societies they shame "trolls".
I HOPE IM NOT A TROLL.
Pay the troll toll you fucking savages.
every time, SD
drink some fucking water before you ptfo nig
Nigger I've played enough FPS to know when a shot's on point and should have hit and I could just be missing, like that. I'm not saying every time I miss it's the game's fault, but there's a lot of weird shit that happens sometimes. Hell, a LOT of the time weird shit happens despite clientside rego. Hell, on multiple occasions I've hit someone in the head multiple times with a Kar98, seen it connect, seen my teammate's bullets connect with the head as well and not had them be downed.
idk man that's not even close to my experience with the game, at fucking all
You were calling games shills though, that doesn't make sense at all.
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Maybe if I'll die, I won't have this killer EXISTENTIAL FEAR.
I did, but it wasn't enough.
I've had way too many of those cases, would still think that a company with so much money would fix it.
Gottem!
my sores are all healed up if youre interested.
Early access are usually released at a low price on the promise that you'll get a ~FULL PRICE GAMES WORTH~ if you pay early.
It's shilling out for a chance at something actually worth investing in and it generally falls through.
i can't tell the difference between Holla Forums and real life anymore
BAZINGA
chlamydia?
Er, this was the most unclear way I could have taken to say "despite seeing an effect hit on my screen, i.e. blood splatter or whatever". Which, I know, is not a confirmation of a hit in truth but it means what you put in that video isn't the case.
Side note: I've also had clear shots on stationary targets not register
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In real life nobody loves you.
Here we pretend to love you.
I think this is an incorrect statement from a retarded furry cunt.
oh
how old is that dodger
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A shill is a person, not an object. Even if, by some retarded choice, you wanted to call a game a shill it'd have to be shilling for another product.
the less we know the better
k
To be perfectly honest, Loco is just a bucket of STDsand parental disappointment
hi woco
you also don't play the game every day like I do though
you have 4 hours the past 2 weeks to my 72 hours
if you played at all during the 1.0 release you would know about the insane rubberbanding that made it unplayable
lol wow
maybe you play too much.
variety is the spice of life.
30, apparently.
That's sad
even for me
i mean more the age of the gif
dodger hasnt looked like that in awhile
I played a bunch around the 1.0 release though. That's longer than two weeks ago now. There were a couple of minor issues on like, release day but that's it. In any case, that's server overload and not a 'bug'. Them being cheap-cunts? Sure, but not something that's going to be fixed by longer in development. Maybe it was worse around American prime time but I dunno.
Now the prerelease, that was borderline unplayable from rubberbanding.
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when you're home all day every day you have a lot of free hours
I do all kinds of other things as well, pubg is 72 out of 224 hours that I'm awake in 2 weeks
I'm disabled and stuck at home all day every day
other than the gym or small other stuff, I have lots of free time unfortunately
I'd rather be working or in school
itt's 3 hours from being a full time job
Isn't dodger the one that sucked that dick that one time
Loser.
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Leave the house?
Holy Smokeo It's Ioco
I have an investment in THOTS.
Being the THOT HUNTER
Oh that's at least 5 years old...probably more like 6-7.
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Yan. Validate me being here.
I have nobody I want to talk to.
please don't draw attention to me
i have really low self esteem and i worry the more people notice me the more they'll hate me
Cockney Asuka?
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We're all just a little disabled.
fuck this thread is great
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How high is Moogs? because I never knew they stacked shit SO high.
i already said hi to u and i like u i think ur cool
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More cockney Asuka?
Hi.
But you also think Nintendo are cool, your judgement is pretty questionable.
Y'all are autistic.
what day is it
cripple fight!
Ya fokken wot mate?
Katawa
In
The
Head
Now where is Sinni? to complete to total retard collection.
the rubberbanding was NOT from server overload
like I said the servers/networking was not fully finished for the 1.0 release! they could have waited to finish optimizing and addressing the issues but they chose to rush the release for Christmas deadline
CRIPPLES A S S E M B L E
Nothing beats an active thread
AUTIST IN THE STREETS
DOKI DOKI IN THE SHEETS
New phone who dis?
who screenshots patchnotes?
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Ah ye cunt, don't ya "wot mate" me ya cunt! I'll 'ave about ye ya fagget!
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Who screenshots this dick?
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haha yeah lemme just willingly subject myself to more PAIN
sounds like a great PLAN
literally took ~10 seconds to scroll to it and cap with a keybind
Also, Dodger is still mai waifu so watch yer arse.
Why'd you get disabled?
I'm glad at least you're not using depression or social anxiety as your disability *patpat*
im gonna make my own cripple force
we'll be called the crips
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that's trademarked :I
But there's varying levels of tisms.
He shouldn't be speaking out of place regardless.
Sounds like they wanted to hide that they were too cheap for enough servers, tbh. The problem was strongest right after release and practically gone by the time the next patch rolled around. They may have also had server side performance problems but at the end of the day the more people playing the worse the problems were.
genetic shit not my fault
was perfectly healthy before and playing tennis, skating, etc
feet started hurting, then really notice it playing tennis for 4 hours with my brother, gripping the racquet was hurting
should be t e m p o r a r y hopefully
Anime titties do
the crepes
im making my own estrogen drug cartel
we'll be called
the boobie bandits
Kind of is, you can always kill yourself.
Why live
anime boobs have already stolen my emotions
I'm just waiting for them to knock on my front door and assassinate me in cold tit
Oh right because cow tits are disgusting, flat is justice.
FLAT IS JUSTICE!
My man, Squid. He on point as usual. needs more reeeeee.
Shut up cunt, don't invalidate what I say by agreeing.
Flat is illegal in most states.
Those are good too, yeah
the problem was introduced when they first released the updated engine with better FPS at the cost of unfinished server optimization/coding on the TEST server
this was on test server for a long time before the 1.0 release! they knew about the rubberbanding caused by the updated engine and didn't have the time to fix it before the 1.0 release
I cannot confirm or deny this but the servers didn't have any major increase in players before the Engine update and there was no rubberbanding
rubberbanding only came with the Engine update (at least better FPS was there)
THIS DICK IS ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES
wow didnt know women who dont produce boobz are illegal
the more u know
I can't believe Liliana is illegal.
nezi's genetic disorder is probably like depression or insomnia or some other made up disease
No such thing as women with no boobs,only children. You can't fuck children.
It's arthritis.
moog's genetic disorder is probably like drug addiction or having a THOT "gf" or some other made up disease
oh shit i wasnt paying attention lol
Actually, let me correct myself before someone else does. YOU CAN'T FUCK CHILDREN LEGALLY.
thinking the earth is flat should be illegal tho
earth-chan not flat
"weed addiction"
Disgusting plebian. Mars-sama is best.
saturday?
if it was just the arthritis it wouldn't be that bad lol
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Literally always smoking the phat amish.
Disgusting.
sad day
I can't be the only one who cannot wait for Moogs to have a mental break from too much weed and hang themselves. God, that would be hilarious.
i have to squirt my autism into sinnis womb first
Exciting, I think you mean.
Disgusting.
to be honest
i accidentally stayed up long time
2 hrs away from 24
and i was about to lay down when
my friend said she thinks she left her id at my house
so now i have to stay up until she leaves
yay
I mean the fact that the Test servers had the problem like tenfold over the live 1.0 servers, which still had it, should tell you all you need to know. Test servers = less money put into server infrastructure
We still don't really know if this problem has been fixed, as it had been mostly eliminated by the time they 'patched it', and 'it was a bug we fixed it' was easier to say that 'we didn't want to bring on a load of extra servers for launch'
What is the medical term for having TOO MANY DOGS?
ROVERDOSE
user y yuo so gai?
fucking ironyfags
Sleep with her.
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Plus, tbh, theyre trying to fix the issues, but its all an engine based issue. So, from what I geard, if they nudge it toomuch it'll fuck the whole thing up. Also, who is to say "solving" one issue doesnt create 20 more. PUBG. Is a hotmess and we lav it.
i'm just waiting for my state to legalize medical heroin then im outta here
IM THE TRASHMAN
mAN, MOOGS DYING IN A POOL OF THEIR OWN VOMIT AND BLOOD WITH A NEEDLE IN THEIR ARM... pRICELESS.
time to od and die!
Exactly like one of my Yaoi mangas.
ew no
lewd and also gay
that was my new years no lie
That has multiple implications.
why do you need it legalized first?
you said you were tired. she's there. you'd both have a nice time and be well rested.
because im shy
so you have an excuse for why test server was rubberband
an excuse for why 1.0 was rubberband
tf drugs are you on
test server NEVER rubberbanded before the Engine update
NEVER
and there was NO increase of players when Engine update released
bro just stop
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
they'd just narcan your ass back to life anyway.
that's what they do around here anyway.
What manner of fucking autism is this? Do you need gassing?
That's why you're a gassy ghost!
I may be Jewish, Hitler-senpai
she got up recently
also
i want to sleep alone
Homo
what up gaymers
lili here
reporting live from sunny florida
come gimme a kiss so u can taste pipe smoke
literally the fuck nobody played before the engine update on the test servers
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they're fighting over rubberbands now lmao
He's deluded himself into thinking he's an 'epic' shitposter instead of just pathetic. He needs gassing worse than the furries. It's kind of impressive.
Go back to Reddit faggot.
This is lewd o////////o
FINALLY
whya rent you choking on chode
medical crystal meth
not quite how I'd put this at all
Man, it really chides me how much Squiddy tries to ride my dick. No thank you. Go back to goggles or some shit.
Heisenberg
HOW
scoots is on suicide watch yet again. this downward spiral is hilarious
PBUG Is a shitty game made by cash hungry Juden. I hear they're suing the makers of the engine they use. I'm sure that'll end well.
I hate sleeping alone. It's scary.
HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM, GONE.
Honestly at this point just down a bottle of Ritalin and a fifth of vodka and call it a life.
Get a small dog.
Jokes on you... I am just going to quit one day and use proxy and start a new identity as a TITTY GIRL
lemme tell ya what boys
if u want a lady to want u
smoke an good tobacco blend thats mildly aromatic in your pipe
good balance between taste and smell and the ladies LOVE it
unless theyre a thot
which most are
And we'll know it's you because you just told us, homo.
scoots fat tits in my face please
Chose one.
i sleep alone a lot bc most people i have shared a bed with hog blanekts pillows snore move a lot etc
i just like having a big bed all to myself
no one to bother
just me
and my big pillows n blankies
all alone
and you're basing this "insane jump in player count with updated Engine on test server" based on what evidence
ew I touched that hand
pretty sure not suing, they just called them out about it and said there could be possible legal action
99% sure they haven't taken actual action yet
That is what you think, i will be leaving for a few months so you will all forget.
Then.
Suddenly.
"Hewwo, wh-what is dissa plaice"
smoke a pipe every day
i was talking to u guys not for me
but no cuddles
thats what sinni did
I know, I am doing a "Sinno" Playthrough IRL
u touched boogie hand
Based on the engine update coming with a bunch of content people wanted to play. That's pretty basic logic.
but what about love
What is love?
loco can I sleepover?
no I asked for EVIDENCE and you clearly have none
actually not going to continue with this conversation as this is no longer a discussion about opinions as you're choosing to ignore actual facts and you don't understand how servers work
have a nice day don't wanna talk about this anymore mate
Only if you let me inside you.
nezi is going to go cry and masturbate i guess.
I sure fell for your T R A P
yeah, sure.
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he can't hold his raquet, how do you expect to grip anything else
in my head
as the person i am
love is nothing something i can bond with with one other person
not a poly thing but
more like
i am a person of the people
i like people a lot but cannot give them the 1on1 attention and care necessary for a relationship and if i try something like that I become sad and lazy and bored
this all sounds super pretentious and will probably change eventually but where im at right now im wasting my time if im with someone else
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I was bluffing and now I'm scared
can we play videogames and watch netflix instead please. Smonk weed? idk.
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alright thats the last straw im gettin the glock
I presented simple logical claims to back up my statements. If you are denying something so self-fucking-evident as "more people are going to play a thing when they have reason to do so" because there isn't any empirical evidence proving something so blindingly obvious despite no evidence against the thing then you're fooling nobody but yourself.
alright thats the last straw im gettin the COCK
Citation needed
don't be scared. I only bite if you ask me to~
this is too intense
i didnt bust out laughing at this i am pure
Squiddy thinks they know something about nothing.
Interesting.
17 pure?
can I be invited
ill stay out of the way and bring food/drink for you two
i wish
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already said I'm done, not being baited
monkaS
pls put ur thing away
Especially since, you know, you and me are both completely aware this was merely a google away and easily provable. I'm not going to bother continuing a discussion if you're getting so held up by autism that you want me to google something as blatantly obvious as that.
two cripples enter the arena
one leaves
WELCOME TO THE CRIPPLEDOME!~~
Looks like CRIPPLE NEZI just got torched.
paralympics wheelchair jousting when?
squid crippled the cripple nezi
making him a double cripple
He crumpled cripple nezi
whats my special cripple
Nigger is Tronald Crump
is being a faggot a disability
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For you.
you caught me it was the servers being overloaded afterall
fucking retard
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