♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥ End of Scootergelion Edition

Jacob Long
Jacob Long

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

End of Scootergelion Edition

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youtu.be/PgHy4iA_HME?t=150

Samuel James
Samuel James

bomp

Parker James
Parker James

Yeah, it's hard, which means that most cases will go unpunished, because that does need to be proven. In the few cases where it can be proven, why should it not be persecuted.

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

you know as tempting as you make that sound (not at all)

im gonna have to pass
plus your pretty princess is possessive and also a bit much

feel free to pretend im a girl tho :p

Jonathan Foster
Jonathan Foster

I have. Just Monika.

Caleb Stewart
Caleb Stewart

I had someone who kind of got me into getting my ass slapped in bed, but not like, bend me over his knee kind of spanking.

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

I think that's just par the course for countries like Mace/Peru, tbh.

Hey, I don't agree, I'm just explaining the rationale.
It was a lazy way to "fix" the criminality of spreading HIV.

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

This is why nobody likes you, Blood chan.

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

that's bc? fuck

Zachary Adams
Zachary Adams

Man this really is the thread at it's absolute gayest

Where are all the straights less flaming gays?

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

Why else do you think I give Lily so much attention.

Blood-chan is bae

Christian James
Christian James

yeah I don't like the sadistic, punishment version

just like some hard spanking during lewd times

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

it's a meme
dip, etc

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Hudson Richardson
Hudson Richardson

I could go without sex for life honestly if I had someone like Asgore to be with.
Like, build and personality.

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

if i wasnt blood chan....,,,,,, EXPLAIN MY NAME ????

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

Again, they definitely weren't trying to fix shit. They were almost certainly either cucking for gay/progressive votes or someone knew someone who was about to get slammed in a prison bathroom and shit had to be done fast.

Anthony Ward
Anthony Ward

i thought that was fish

I'm confused.

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

Do prisons have high rates of HIV?
I didn't know that

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

Swedish FIsh is a disgusting human.

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

I don't really remember much about Fish anymore.

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

They just lurk Yan's discord and SOMETIMES suffer us to see them in thread.
Trannies, man.

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

poor fish
too pure for this world

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

Dunno, not relevant. That said, there's probably no shortage of inmates with STDs.

Jayden Hall
Jayden Hall

Fish
Pure
Nigger you've clearly never been fishing in the Pacific. How's that radioactive waste?:

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

Witness him#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

Yan is adorable though.

Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

Macedonia is fucking lit
This nigga make me wanna travel out there

Connor Barnes
Connor Barnes

I wonder if this guy has anything good to say other than about his tomatoes.

Thomas Garcia
Thomas Garcia

Nigger that's the only place I HAVE fished. They were okay.

Oliver Robinson
Oliver Robinson

We could definitely use the tourism. Expect disappointment though, we are NOT an exciting nation if mountains, forests, and gypsies inhaling glue in the middle of an intersection isn't your thing.

Isaac Barnes
Isaac Barnes

You have to go further north, to the place with the earthquakes and the tentacle porn.

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

Kind of hungry and crave taco bell triangles but don't want to drive. More marijuana injections are the solution

There are also the silly mistakes that turn into momentary memes

Like thinking Nezi had acne

You had multiple people thinking you're actually Blood-chan because of this kind of ironic shitpost

Do u see how irony can be good now

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

yeah its good In MODERATION
its fun to poke at dumbies

Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

I'm banking on leftover steak but I'll probably end up eating at work tonight. Definitely more. More is better lol I really want a ciggy but nobody's home so I can't bum one. Not a bad thing I gotta quit again.

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

i kinda wanna find some pics of little nezi when I was a kid

my hair was so blonde

Brayden Mitchell
Brayden Mitchell

But... Aren't you a dummy too?

Angel Campbell
Angel Campbell

Yeah nah.
They're all fucking gay up there, I ain't catching no homo from them.

Logan Taylor
Logan Taylor

that impending dread feel of remembering lunch with your mom is tomorrow

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

hu#5751
For the longest time, I was, but I'm partially now due to a few gigantic homos

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

Why is PUBG still showing up under New Releases on steam?
Is that a benefit of being an early access game?
You get to whore in the new releases section forever

Nathan James
Nathan James

Squid?
Yeah he sure is gay

Camden Lewis
Camden Lewis

I mean the game just 'fully released' on the 21st or whatever

Elijah Rivera
Elijah Rivera

Nope. Cup and Spec

Logan Ward
Logan Ward

same with fortnite

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

y-yes....

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

Oh Jesus.
1.0 was the full release?
But it's still... so shit.... what the fuck

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

Jesus Cup is even gayer.
Really makes me wonder...
Anyway added :3

Chase Rodriguez
Chase Rodriguez

hence the quotes

apparently their concept/idea for it being "fully released" was to "have all the features added in the game and have it playable"

though personally I don't think it should be fully released until you address all the major bugs, china/cheating epidemic, and upgrade servers to something way better than 13hz

Jacob Butler
Jacob Butler

Fortnite is for losers.

I thought so.

Nathan Sanders
Nathan Sanders

I mean all the major bugs are gone.
There's still some but they're minor.
The latter two issues aren't really developmental.

Ryan Walker
Ryan Walker

CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

Really makes one think.

I mean, the xbox version is still HORRENDOUS

Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

And they're calling that a full release too

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

this guy included

Christian Carter
Christian Carter

Stop supporting games that are early access and unfinished.

Benjamin Nguyen
Benjamin Nguyen

Having played it, no, not really.
It's not nearly as bad as people meme up.
Once the drop's completed it really does play just fine, and even in the drop it's mostly okay.

Beyond the framerate being fine and the inventory UI being kinda shit I dunno, I was kinda blasted as fuck at the time and couldn't hit shit because I haven't played a console FPS in forever.

James Rogers
James Rogers

This video still kills me

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

I mean, some games are deserving of support.
A game like PUBG is just really lazy ass developers tbh imo fam

Ian Rivera
Ian Rivera

all the major bugs are gone

potato buildings on Xbox with 10FPS
guns not loading/invisible
everything client-side so cheating is easy as fuck
grossly inaccurate killcams
vehicles exploding anytime they interact with any other object
literally cannot shoot through chain link fences at all, they're just invincible walls
broken textures on Miramar where you can stand inside of rocks and shoot people while being invincible
audio bugs related to footsteps and shooting not playing
taking damage and getting stuck randomly when parachuting, often teleporting/getting launched far from desired from location
firing delay with shotguns and other guns like rifles, where you can flick shot a tree and the spread doesn't even come close to hitting the tree because of the delay

I'm gonna stop here cause my fucking hands are hurting from this much typing but

I COULD GO ON AND ON FOR SO LONG

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

Most Early access games are just shills that never see completion.

Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

FORTNITE

Cooper Brooks
Cooper Brooks

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Parker Hernandez
Parker Hernandez

Mine diamonds.

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

All my weeb and indie games that come from early access do just fine.

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

Play minecraft.

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

Pretty much all of those are either minor bugs, not widespread at all or not something that falls under the term bug at all.
firing delay with shotguns and other guns like rifles, where you can flick shot a tree and the spread doesn't even come close to hitting the tree because of the delay
Huh, that explains a lot. I always just blamed it on awful fucking reg but that'd make some sense.

Nathaniel James
Nathaniel James

they're not lazy, it's just that they came from a small team that previously made small, unsuccessful MMO games and shit and they had to upgrade to a top-tier staff in KOREA, completely rewrite the code/engine for the game, which broke everything, expand the company to keep up with all the changes, including support, anti-cheat, marketing, community, etc.

you can't just take a game that's fun to play and built terribly, and expect to completely change everything about the way it works and plays into a polished AAA title overnight when you have to hire a ton of new developers and it takes TIME to rewrite that code

everyone saying "just throw money at the game and it will be fixed faster" doesn't understand how coding works

you can only code and develop things so fast

I mean really you don't seem to grasp game development from a core viewpoint

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

That doesn't mean that most never get finished and are just shills.

Thomas Diaz
Thomas Diaz

Have this 35s informational film.

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

Your mom doesn't grasp game development from a core viewpoint

Isaac Carter
Isaac Carter

I don't think Squash understands what the word "shill" means

Dylan Powell
Dylan Powell

now I'm not going to say that they're A+ devs or anything, they made plenty of good and bad decisions
lots of mistakes

but they weren't fucking lazy

making games takes time ffs

GAME RELEASED AND LITERALLY RUBBERBANDING ALL OVER THE MAP AND IT'S 100% UNPLAYABLE

I don't agree with a word you're saying mate in all due respect

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

Definitley, babies first PUBG. Disgusting.

Kayden Russell
Kayden Russell

dat need for instant gratification vs rabid fanboys tho

Jeremiah Morris
Jeremiah Morris

No. I was using it as I figured.

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

This shit is also good
youtu.be/PgHy4iA_HME?t=150

Ryder Barnes
Ryder Barnes

lol its the fucking pubg defense force

Levi Jackson
Levi Jackson

maybe if i whiteknight this vidya she'll be my gf

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

i'm literally calling the game shit and saying the devs fucked up a lot along the path of making the game

but ya know anytime you have an opinion that doesn't 100% agree with someone bashing a game suddenly you're a retarded fanboy

xd use some logic/comprehension

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

Maybe if I shove this dick in my ass, I'll be real girl.

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

get the FUCK out of here

fucking cuckhold THOT squaddie.

Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

TFW you can't play new games because you are broke

Ryder Lee
Ryder Lee

ur a troll smh fam tbh desu ne

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

Maybe if I'll die, I won't have this killer hangover.

Jeremiah Perez
Jeremiah Perez

In LibCuck societies they shame "trolls".
I HOPE IM NOT A TROLL.
Pay the troll toll you fucking savages.

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

every time, SD

drink some fucking water before you ptfo nig

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

Nigger I've played enough FPS to know when a shot's on point and should have hit and I could just be missing, like that. I'm not saying every time I miss it's the game's fault, but there's a lot of weird shit that happens sometimes. Hell, a LOT of the time weird shit happens despite clientside rego. Hell, on multiple occasions I've hit someone in the head multiple times with a Kar98, seen it connect, seen my teammate's bullets connect with the head as well and not had them be downed.
idk man that's not even close to my experience with the game, at fucking all
You were calling games shills though, that doesn't make sense at all.

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

Not actively shitting on everyone because you're bored and couldn't care less for the people here

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

Maybe if I'll die, I won't have this killer EXISTENTIAL FEAR.

Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

I did, but it wasn't enough.

I've had way too many of those cases, would still think that a company with so much money would fix it.

Gottem!

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

my sores are all healed up if youre interested.

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

Early access are usually released at a low price on the promise that you'll get a ~FULL PRICE GAMES WORTH~ if you pay early.
It's shilling out for a chance at something actually worth investing in and it generally falls through.

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

i can't tell the difference between Holla Forums and real life anymore

Carson Russell
Carson Russell

BAZINGA

Jaxon Watson
Jaxon Watson

chlamydia?

Gabriel Thompson
Gabriel Thompson

despite clientside rego
Er, this was the most unclear way I could have taken to say "despite seeing an effect hit on my screen, i.e. blood splatter or whatever". Which, I know, is not a confirmation of a hit in truth but it means what you put in that video isn't the case.

Side note: I've also had clear shots on stationary targets not register

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

In real life nobody loves you.
Here we pretend to love you.

Ryder Ortiz
Ryder Ortiz

generally

I think this is an incorrect statement from a retarded furry cunt.

Nicholas Cook
Nicholas Cook

oh

Ayden Parker
Ayden Parker

how old is that dodger

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

A shill is a person, not an object. Even if, by some retarded choice, you wanted to call a game a shill it'd have to be shilling for another product.

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

the less we know the better

Anthony Morgan
Anthony Morgan

k

Angel Garcia
Angel Garcia

To be perfectly honest, Loco is just a bucket of STDsand parental disappointment

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

hi woco

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

you also don't play the game every day like I do though

you have 4 hours the past 2 weeks to my 72 hours

if you played at all during the 1.0 release you would know about the insane rubberbanding that made it unplayable

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

lol wow

Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

maybe you play too much.

variety is the spice of life.

Caleb Smith
Caleb Smith

30, apparently.

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

72 hours

That's sad

even for me

Lucas Cooper
Lucas Cooper

i mean more the age of the gif

dodger hasnt looked like that in awhile

Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks

I played a bunch around the 1.0 release though. That's longer than two weeks ago now. There were a couple of minor issues on like, release day but that's it. In any case, that's server overload and not a 'bug'. Them being cheap-cunts? Sure, but not something that's going to be fixed by longer in development. Maybe it was worse around American prime time but I dunno.

Now the prerelease, that was borderline unplayable from rubberbanding.

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

Only 72 hours

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

when you're home all day every day you have a lot of free hours

I do all kinds of other things as well, pubg is 72 out of 224 hours that I'm awake in 2 weeks

I'm disabled and stuck at home all day every day

other than the gym or small other stuff, I have lots of free time unfortunately

I'd rather be working or in school

Hudson Peterson
Hudson Peterson

itt's 3 hours from being a full time job

John Barnes
John Barnes

Isn't dodger the one that sucked that dick that one time

Bentley Williams
Bentley Williams

Loser.

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

tracking what youtube thots look like over time

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

Leave the house?

Kayden White
Kayden White

Holy Smokeo It's Ioco

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

I have an investment in THOTS.

Being the THOT HUNTER

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

Oh that's at least 5 years old...probably more like 6-7.

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

I'm disabled

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

Yan. Validate me being here.
I have nobody I want to talk to.

Jason Price
Jason Price

please don't draw attention to me

i have really low self esteem and i worry the more people notice me the more they'll hate me

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

Cockney Asuka?

Kevin Harris
Kevin Harris

Moogs
Shitting on fellow cripples

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

We're all just a little disabled.

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

fuck this thread is great

Easton Price
Easton Price

How high is Moogs? because I never knew they stacked shit SO high.

Christian Butler
Christian Butler

i already said hi to u and i like u i think ur cool

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

Scoots
shitting on his fellow mental cripples

Brayden Carter
Brayden Carter

More cockney Asuka?

Josiah King
Josiah King

Hi.

Samuel Reed
Samuel Reed

But you also think Nintendo are cool, your judgement is pretty questionable.

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

Y'all are autistic.

Sebastian Howard
Sebastian Howard

what day is it

Luke Jenkins
Luke Jenkins

cripple fight!

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

Ya fokken wot mate?

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

Katawa

In

The

Head

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

Now where is Sinni? to complete to total retard collection.

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

the rubberbanding was NOT from server overload

like I said the servers/networking was not fully finished for the 1.0 release! they could have waited to finish optimizing and addressing the issues but they chose to rush the release for Christmas deadline

Jack King
Jack King

CRIPPLES A S S E M B L E

Carson Anderson
Carson Anderson

Nothing beats an active thread

Blake Ramirez
Blake Ramirez

AUTIST IN THE STREETS

DOKI DOKI IN THE SHEETS

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

New phone who dis?

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

who screenshots patchnotes?

Julian James
Julian James

Ah ye cunt, don't ya "wot mate" me ya cunt! I'll 'ave about ye ya fagget!

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

.

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

Who screenshots this dick?

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

..

Alexander Harris
Alexander Harris

haha yeah lemme just willingly subject myself to more PAIN

sounds like a great PLAN

John Anderson
John Anderson

literally took ~10 seconds to scroll to it and cap with a keybind

James Walker
James Walker

Also, Dodger is still mai waifu so watch yer arse.

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

Why'd you get disabled?

I'm glad at least you're not using depression or social anxiety as your disability *patpat*

Matthew Bell
Matthew Bell

im gonna make my own cripple force

we'll be called the crips

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

that's trademarked :I

Daniel Wright
Daniel Wright

But there's varying levels of tisms.
He shouldn't be speaking out of place regardless.
as well as several other causes
Sounds like they wanted to hide that they were too cheap for enough servers, tbh. The problem was strongest right after release and practically gone by the time the next patch rolled around. They may have also had server side performance problems but at the end of the day the more people playing the worse the problems were.

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

genetic shit not my fault

was perfectly healthy before and playing tennis, skating, etc

feet started hurting, then really notice it playing tennis for 4 hours with my brother, gripping the racquet was hurting

should be t e m p o r a r y hopefully

Joshua Reyes
Joshua Reyes

Anime titties do

Carson King
Carson King

the crepes

Cameron Rodriguez
Cameron Rodriguez

im making my own estrogen drug cartel
we'll be called
the boobie bandits

Liam Murphy
Liam Murphy

genetic shit not my fault

Kind of is, you can always kill yourself.

Gabriel Mitchell
Gabriel Mitchell

you will never be physically beaten by anime tiddies
Why live

Jack Green
Jack Green

anime boobs have already stolen my emotions
I'm just waiting for them to knock on my front door and assassinate me in cold tit

Lucas Morris
Lucas Morris

Oh right because cow tits are disgusting, flat is justice.

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

FLAT IS JUSTICE!

Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

My man, Squid. He on point as usual. needs more reeeeee.

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

Shut up cunt, don't invalidate what I say by agreeing.

Owen Bennett
Owen Bennett

Flat is illegal in most states.

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

Those are good too, yeah

Luke Jones
Luke Jones

The problem was strongest right after release

the problem was introduced when they first released the updated engine with better FPS at the cost of unfinished server optimization/coding on the TEST server

this was on test server for a long time before the 1.0 release! they knew about the rubberbanding caused by the updated engine and didn't have the time to fix it before the 1.0 release

at the end of the day the more people playing the worse the problems were.

I cannot confirm or deny this but the servers didn't have any major increase in players before the Engine update and there was no rubberbanding

rubberbanding only came with the Engine update (at least better FPS was there)

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

THIS DICK IS ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES

Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

flat is illegal in most states
wow didnt know women who dont produce boobz are illegal
the more u know

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

I can't believe Liliana is illegal.

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

nezi's genetic disorder is probably like depression or insomnia or some other made up disease

David Howard
David Howard

No such thing as women with no boobs,only children. You can't fuck children.

Alexander Gutierrez
Alexander Gutierrez

It's arthritis.

Noah Ross
Noah Ross

moog's genetic disorder is probably like drug addiction or having a THOT "gf" or some other made up disease

Carter Sanders
Carter Sanders

oh shit i wasnt paying attention lol

Eli Cooper
Eli Cooper

Actually, let me correct myself before someone else does. YOU CAN'T FUCK CHILDREN LEGALLY.

Adam Sullivan
Adam Sullivan

thinking the earth is flat should be illegal tho

earth-chan not flat

Josiah Brown
Josiah Brown

"weed addiction"

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

earth-chan

Disgusting plebian. Mars-sama is best.

Christopher Gray
Christopher Gray

saturday?

Benjamin Martinez
Benjamin Martinez

if it was just the arthritis it wouldn't be that bad lol

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

Literally always smoking the phat amish.
Disgusting.

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

sad day

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

I can't be the only one who cannot wait for Moogs to have a mental break from too much weed and hang themselves. God, that would be hilarious.

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

i have to squirt my autism into sinnis womb first

Landon Collins
Landon Collins

Exciting, I think you mean.

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

He says unironically

Disgusting.

Kevin White
Kevin White

to be honest
i accidentally stayed up long time
2 hrs away from 24
and i was about to lay down when
my friend said she thinks she left her id at my house
so now i have to stay up until she leaves
yay

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

I mean the fact that the Test servers had the problem like tenfold over the live 1.0 servers, which still had it, should tell you all you need to know. Test servers = less money put into server infrastructure

We still don't really know if this problem has been fixed, as it had been mostly eliminated by the time they 'patched it', and 'it was a bug we fixed it' was easier to say that 'we didn't want to bring on a load of extra servers for launch'

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

What is the medical term for having TOO MANY DOGS?

ROVERDOSE

Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

She
Miserable at having a girl in his house
Not fucking her in the anus

user y yuo so gai?

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

unironically complaining about unironicism
fucking ironyfags

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

Sleep with her.

Nathan Brown
Nathan Brown

Plus, tbh, theyre trying to fix the issues, but its all an engine based issue. So, from what I geard, if they nudge it toomuch it'll fuck the whole thing up. Also, who is to say "solving" one issue doesnt create 20 more. PUBG. Is a hotmess and we lav it.

Alexander Rodriguez
Alexander Rodriguez

i'm just waiting for my state to legalize medical heroin then im outta here

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

IM THE TRASHMAN

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

mAN, MOOGS DYING IN A POOL OF THEIR OWN VOMIT AND BLOOD WITH A NEEDLE IN THEIR ARM... pRICELESS.

Isaiah King
Isaiah King

time to od and die!

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

Exactly like one of my Yaoi mangas.

Justin Gutierrez
Justin Gutierrez

ew no
lewd and also gay

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

that was my new years no lie

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

That has multiple implications.

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

why do you need it legalized first?

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

you said you were tired. she's there. you'd both have a nice time and be well rested.

Dominic Roberts
Dominic Roberts

because im shy

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

so you have an excuse for why test server was rubberband

an excuse for why 1.0 was rubberband

tf drugs are you on

test server NEVER rubberbanded before the Engine update

NEVER

and there was NO increase of players when Engine update released

bro just stop

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

Ryder Thompson
Ryder Thompson

they'd just narcan your ass back to life anyway.

that's what they do around here anyway.

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

What manner of fucking autism is this? Do you need gassing?

Carter Lopez
Carter Lopez

That's why you're a gassy ghost!

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

I may be Jewish, Hitler-senpai

Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martinez

she got up recently
also
i want to sleep alone

Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

not sleeping with a scoot daki

Homo

Brody Gray
Brody Gray

what up gaymers
lili here
reporting live from sunny florida
come gimme a kiss so u can taste pipe smoke

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

test server NEVER rubberbanded before the Engine update
literally the fuck nobody played before the engine update on the test servers

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

<You belong here now.

Lincoln Harris
Lincoln Harris

they're fighting over rubberbands now lmao

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

He's deluded himself into thinking he's an 'epic' shitposter instead of just pathetic. He needs gassing worse than the furries. It's kind of impressive.

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

Go back to Reddit faggot.

Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

This is lewd o////////o

FINALLY

whya rent you choking on chode

Luke Jones
Luke Jones

medical crystal meth

Bentley Clark
Bentley Clark

fighting
not quite how I'd put this at all

Adam Kelly
Adam Kelly

Man, it really chides me how much Squiddy tries to ride my dick. No thank you. Go back to goggles or some shit.

Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

Heisenberg

Carter Hughes
Carter Hughes

HOW

Xavier James
Xavier James

scoots is on suicide watch yet again. this downward spiral is hilarious

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

PBUG Is a shitty game made by cash hungry Juden. I hear they're suing the makers of the engine they use. I'm sure that'll end well.

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

I hate sleeping alone. It's scary.

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM, GONE.

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

Honestly at this point just down a bottle of Ritalin and a fifth of vodka and call it a life.

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

Get a small dog.

Nathaniel Cooper
Nathaniel Cooper

Jokes on you... I am just going to quit one day and use proxy and start a new identity as a TITTY GIRL

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

lemme tell ya what boys
if u want a lady to want u
smoke an good tobacco blend thats mildly aromatic in your pipe
good balance between taste and smell and the ladies LOVE it
unless theyre a thot
which most are

Daniel White
Daniel White

And we'll know it's you because you just told us, homo.

Luke Rivera
Luke Rivera

scoots fat tits in my face please

Elijah Ward
Elijah Ward

smoke a pipe
get pussy

Chose one.

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

i sleep alone a lot bc most people i have shared a bed with hog blanekts pillows snore move a lot etc
i just like having a big bed all to myself
no one to bother
just me
and my big pillows n blankies
all alone

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

and you're basing this "insane jump in player count with updated Engine on test server" based on what evidence

ew I touched that hand

pretty sure not suing, they just called them out about it and said there could be possible legal action

99% sure they haven't taken actual action yet

Ayden Gutierrez
Ayden Gutierrez

That is what you think, i will be leaving for a few months so you will all forget.
Then.
Suddenly.

"Hewwo, wh-what is dissa plaice"

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

smoke a pipe every day
i was talking to u guys not for me

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

but no cuddles

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

thats what sinni did

Levi Rodriguez
Levi Rodriguez

I know, I am doing a "Sinno" Playthrough IRL

Lincoln Smith
Lincoln Smith

u touched boogie hand

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

Based on the engine update coming with a bunch of content people wanted to play. That's pretty basic logic.

Brayden Bailey
Brayden Bailey

but what about love

Brody White
Brody White

What is love?

Julian Wright
Julian Wright

loco can I sleepover?

Robert Adams
Robert Adams

no I asked for EVIDENCE and you clearly have none

actually not going to continue with this conversation as this is no longer a discussion about opinions as you're choosing to ignore actual facts and you don't understand how servers work

have a nice day don't wanna talk about this anymore mate

Adam Smith
Adam Smith

Only if you let me inside you.

Jaxson Morgan
Jaxson Morgan

nezi is going to go cry and masturbate i guess.

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

I sure fell for your T R A P

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

yeah, sure.

Owen Long
Owen Long

FACTS IN AN Holla Forums THREAD ARGUMENT

FACTS IN AN Holla Forums THREAD ARGUMENT

FACTS IN AN Holla Forums THREAD ARGUMENT

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Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

he can't hold his raquet, how do you expect to grip anything else

William Collins
William Collins

in my head
as the person i am
love is nothing something i can bond with with one other person
not a poly thing but
more like
i am a person of the people
i like people a lot but cannot give them the 1on1 attention and care necessary for a relationship and if i try something like that I become sad and lazy and bored

this all sounds super pretentious and will probably change eventually but where im at right now im wasting my time if im with someone else

Isaac Powell
Isaac Powell

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ishygddt

Ayden Butler
Ayden Butler

I was bluffing and now I'm scared

can we play videogames and watch netflix instead please. Smonk weed? idk.

Nathaniel Jackson
Nathaniel Jackson

alright thats the last straw im gettin the glock

Gabriel Turner
Gabriel Turner

I presented simple logical claims to back up my statements. If you are denying something so self-fucking-evident as "more people are going to play a thing when they have reason to do so" because there isn't any empirical evidence proving something so blindingly obvious despite no evidence against the thing then you're fooling nobody but yourself.

William Ross
William Ross

alright thats the last straw im gettin the COCK

Samuel White
Samuel White

Citation needed

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

don't be scared. I only bite if you ask me to~

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

this is too intense

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

i didnt bust out laughing at this i am pure

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

Squiddy thinks they know something about nothing.
Interesting.

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

17 pure?

Caleb Martinez
Caleb Martinez

can I be invited
ill stay out of the way and bring food/drink for you two

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

i wish

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

already said I'm done, not being baited

monkaS

pls put ur thing away

Justin Bennett
Justin Bennett

Especially since, you know, you and me are both completely aware this was merely a google away and easily provable. I'm not going to bother continuing a discussion if you're getting so held up by autism that you want me to google something as blatantly obvious as that.

Aaron Foster
Aaron Foster

two cripples enter the arena

one leaves

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

WELCOME TO THE CRIPPLEDOME!~~

Carson Bailey
Carson Bailey

Looks like CRIPPLE NEZI just got torched.

Noah Hernandez
Noah Hernandez

paralympics wheelchair jousting when?

Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

squid crippled the cripple nezi

making him a double cripple

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

He crumpled cripple nezi

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

whats my special cripple

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

Nigger is Tronald Crump

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

is being a faggot a disability

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

special
cripple

Hunter Lopez
Hunter Lopez

For you.

William Allen
William Allen

100k players rubberbanding

2.5 M I L L I O N not rubberbanding

you caught me it was the servers being overloaded afterall

fucking retard

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

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Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

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