It's my 22nd birthday today

You can post lefty birthday memes if you like

Or maybe theorize what birthdays will be like under communism

Go for it buckos

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Happy birthday comrade

Happy birthday fam, enjoy it with your family, read some books and buy some guns

Birthdays under communism will make people no longer feel forced to buy expensive gifts i guess

Thanks fam :)

Yes, that's definitely a given. It would probably also provide more incentive for people to be more creative with the presents they get for friends. I reckon this would also apply to gift-giving on Christmas?

I'm like stuck in this terrible limbo. Help. Socialism can't come soon enough

Sorry for highjacking your thread to vent op

Then don't marry and don't have kids user.

Happy birthday!
Birthdays would probably be smaller, useless cards wouldn't be sent as much, gifts would either stop existing or would be more personal but more people would show up to your party to spend time with you. All these factors together would show who actually cared about you and who was just acknowledging it for connections or just to be polite.

Kill Mark Zuckerberg. It will bring meaning to your life.

happy birthday comrade, i hope you have a great day :)

Yeah christmas would be heavily based on the family aspect, maybe some sort of gifts will exist but they would be helpful stuff instead of just commodities

Happy Birthday comrade! Hope your birthday is a great one!

I wish I could give you the gift of socialism, but I suppose we're all waiting for that gift. Happy birthday nonetheless comrade.

I probably won't. But it hurts to realize that I'll die alone with no loved ones, with only a life of pointless wagecuckery to show for it.

Realistically, I might settle down with someone but when I see my coworkers, most of whom are spinsters, have zero intention of marrying, divorced and those who have kids are single moms.

I mean we talk about muh economics a lot, but I think the way capitalism degenerates social bonds is so much worse

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the drowning man saves himself by swimming, not waiting for another to rescue him

at the bottom the only way is up
become a committed revolutionary

No, it's cool, user. So sorry to hear that. ): Wage slavery has begotten most of us here on Holla Forums anyway, I'm quite sure. Our class consciousness keeps us strong. Never lose hope, comrade. The left has never before had a greater chance to rise than 2017. I say it's a glass-half-full year for us. Shit's hitting the fan, sure, but more and more people are becoming woke and joining us.

The revolution is closer than we think.


Thanks, m8! :) Also very good insight. I'm sure there also wouldn't really be much pressure to compile a list of what you want for your birthday so people can buy for you in time, working around their busy schedules? That's an actual problem I'm facing with my birthday this year. I don't really know what I want, as my embrace of leftism has made me increasingly unmaterialistic, so I thought up like 2 or 3 things I actually need to suffice for a list at the last minute. I don't even know what restaurant I want to eat out at to celebrate this year. Not that I'm complaining, but constantly being asked by your family and friends what they should get you can be pretty intimidating at times.

Honestly what I really would like for my birthday; to kill Porky once and for all, and usher in global communism. It's taken me a long time to realize that I can't truly make myself happy in the long term until all humanity is liberated from the shackles of capitalism.

Who the fuck looks back and say "wow I had a family and experienced some minor social mobility, it was totally worth it!" anyway. That shit is just as pointless.

Start with Mark Zuckerberg.

user, happy birthday.

I love you. And you deserve to be loved.

You seem quite driven to kill Zuckerberg first, comrade. Not that I blame you.

Speaking of which, I couldn't help but notice that Jesse Eisenberg has played two Porkies in cinema thus far, even if one of them is fictional.
Anyone else notice that?


Aww, thanks Hoochie. :') That's so sweet of you. I love you too!

Happy birthday comrade. How will you celebrate?

Thanks, comrade! :)

I'll actually be spending most of my birthday traveling home with my mom and GF before going to a restaurant to celebrate. We all spent the weekend at a business convention together. My GF and I will probably watch a movie together in the car as we ride home, so that'll be nice.

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Made this one for you too

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HOLY FUCK BASED BAT'KO 8D

Thank you SO much!! I honestly can't thank you enough for these amazing gifts… I'm nearly speechless!

where the hell did the big greentext go?

OP here.

I've had quite a nice birthday today, and I can't thank you all enough for the wonderful birthday wishes. It really does mean a lot to me.

But the best present I've received today, aside from the amazing songs from Holla Forums's signature shitposting maestro, Bat'ko, has to be witnessing the absolute internal destruction of Holla Forums's stability as a result of the Charlottesville aftermath. This could not be a more solid and surefire sign that the pendulum truly is swinging towards the left. The revolution truly is upon us. That has made me one happy gommie. Anyone else agree?

One more thing: can anyone provide me the exact lyrics to the songs Bat'ko sang for me, please? The singing is beautiful and uplifting, but it's a little bit hard to make out the words.

Yeah pol is on suicide watch right now, you only need 3 communists on their safe space and they start shitting the bed

Here's to user, he's true blue, he's a pisspot through and through, he's a bastard so they say, he tried to go to heaven but he went the other way, drink it DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN etc

you have received the rare birthday gift of Milked Alaska saying "help" while covered in milk

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Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, famalam

Congratulations and many healthy years to come!

Happy birthday! LMFAO

At least get the date right, stupid

Indeed comrade, truly there could be no better gift to those desirous of human progress than the final dissolution of that monument to flawed decisions and failed aspirations.

Together my friend, we salute the past and build the future of humanity over the bones of nazi trash.