handholding is good too ! this will get me out of lazy :3
This faggot deserves to die.
goddammit i should have just made a new thread
-blinks at the harsh light and looks up at you from the hole. He sits with his mole friends around a little table with tea cups-
Ah, Castah is too cute!
hey guys let's go into suicide land
WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FOUND SOMR SUICIDE
im boycotting this thread
You'll have to have someone dress as a maid for you and hold your hands!
can i do the dressing ?
or both. do the dressing. ?
I went on /gif/ to fap but ended up laughing instead
I'm just salty that he didn't pose with it.
I was expecting some sick JOJO level posing while they pretend that the dead body is their stand.
It'll even work out cause he was off the ground.
You should make one and post in it yourself
You as a maid?
The dynamic has changed!
Of course, there can always be two!
Go get 'em Lloyd.
Every fucking time man
two maids handholding. is there anything better ?
Two maids kissing?
You deserve to die too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That wouldn't have worked at all
Stands usually pose as well, this is a limp hanging corpse
Especially since the body was censored, it wouldn't have worked, either.
You'd think the devout Christian would be upset about this whole thing too.
temporarily unboycotting the thread to say thats a good idea then immediately reboycotting it
Why are people even talking about them anymore? Do those two matter now? The whole body thing was a huge letdown on either side.
-drops down a skwirl to join the tea party-
Oh well, good night~!
Honestly trhat's a ll they've ever been
Phillip defranco's been putting them on blast for the past few months for other dumbshit that seems to be different every time
no. not too far. just perfect actually
rest well !!
awww, sleep well!
but it makes them famoos!
They are corrupting our chillen!
Nothing a little extra string and some creativity wouldn't fix.
Hell they could've just held the "Hanging Man" tarot card and held a frame up so it looked like the dead guy was in a mirror.
He was a retard, and he shouldn't have shown anything at all. It's not like it was a livestream. But if a retard is gonna fuck up and you at least hope that it's a spectacular fuck up that will light up hell itself. He didn't accomplish anything and ended up just looking like a douche bag.
It could've been meme worthy for years to come.
Any attention is good attention
I DIN DO NUFFIN
He made money. That's all that matters. It's a shame that Youtube is just letting him go for it.
You was born. That's all you needed to do.
Smiles is pretty creative when it comes to finding dead bodies hanging around
A lack of common sense and an incapable algorithm is all it takes for a shitstorm on an international level.
There a lesson to be learned here though; post dead bodies with your face blurred on liveleaks not youtube.
The more I think about it the more I want to commission an artist to make a Logan Paul/Dead Japanese Man JoJo pose.
are you a gemstone irl?
No, post dead bodies onto youtube, make it onto international news, and get more views on your channel for more money.
Liveleak is for people who don't like money
Don't tell Cato.
There a lesson to be learned here though; post dead bodies with your face blurred on liveleaks not youtube.
I mean, there wasn't really a lesson at all. I think everyone already had enough sense to not post dead bodies on youtube, but this guy did it and Nothing happened so it looks like you might as well post dead bodies on Youtube rip
you ever hear of a uhhh
I hope you're having a nice new year
me too buddy
You wanna tumble, Bard?
do good things~
a new year
just staying cool and not doing much except posting here and siting and listening to youtubes
and feeling drowsy
uh I forgot i left the refrigerator running
i gotta go do something over there now
I'm sure this is going to affect his bottom line eventually.
You think youtube isn't going to do anything?
I don't have faith in them doing anything.
This is about the third scandal for that channel in half a year. Their bottom like is children, so they are pretty hard to lose.
new computer arrives tommorow
Tomorrow is gonna be great!
all thats missing is the gpu
all the tracking numbers say it will be here at 8pm??
msybe i have to wait till friday...
Youtube isn't completely retarded I would think.
What are the other two?
They are his co-vloggers, just as annoying as him.
I just dug up a mirror of the infamous vlog, I don't know how anyone puts up with his voice and shitty jokes
good one :|
a comedy god.
im gonna sleep bubbers
talk to u all tomorrow !!
L U V Y A <3
he's incredibly overbearing isn't he
watching him makes me feel kind of antsy and aggressive from his loud voice and abrasive body language
It almost looks like a children's show
that is exactly what he is
i think one of my coworkers is asking me to hook up rn but I'm not sure cause I'm drunk
do u want to?
I missread 'what' as 'who'
Logan Paul originally got his fame from shitty pranks
He got a lot of flack for some particularly bad ones.
I think there was one where he kidnapped his friend or something along those lines.
if it is a coworker you interact with regularly and they aren't about to leave, dont let the first time be while drunk
oh yeah he wants it
wowsers this is awks.
this means it will get even worse if he gets it
nip it in the bud
Yeah I'm not going over now. it's like 3am
I close with him 2 nights this week, so.. idk we'll see what happens I guess.
worse or better?
generally worse if you were drunk and regret it later
if you close with him and decide to, that is a much better situation.
Who is not asleep?
methinks it's just us 3 in here
I think we are in trouble, then
I like you
stop buying dragon dildos everyone and get a vive
im still personally offended that you unfriended me. i thought you were best friend bardy
from what I have heard, I am specifically not funny.
I miss too many posts
you should throw things at me until I reply
because I'm not ignoring you
I cut contact with nearly everybody and the people I kept are people I've had added since nearly when My account was made
No worries needed!
picked it for you
You're funny too
but I don't really like you
I wouldn't understand if you did
bard is gay
but who is canada user?
who else but kanra
but who is america user?
who else but Cato
squid is gay
Bard is alive
I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame. I will carry the fire of the holy spirit inside until I stand before my Lord for judgement.
I came back because of the loneliness
Welcome back Bardo
Time for breakfast cooking posting
I miss Sayori
who else but ME
where is proof???//????!?!1?11???
It's hard talking to you
because I'm so shy
Why would that make it hard to talk to just me, and not everyone else?
oh well it's not just you it's your whole circe
you and specter
Hupony andcupcake and ban
You guys are all like
do you know what im saying
Because squid a bogan cunt
AWOO IS FINE OF 500000000 DOLLARS
So what you're saying is force bard to talk to me?
I dunno what you're talking about. Also that's not even close to my circle. Hell I don't even TALK to cupcake!
What the FUCK
don't awoo, $350 penalty
yeah idk yoou guys just kinda all remind me of each other in how you're always like super nonchalant but also kinda gay
not even close
Except we're all ponies.
Hah, suck it nerd
Sounds like you're the one being gay here, Bardo
What about like, Test though.
Does this mean Bard wants to suck Test's dick too, then?
Is he even?
Test acts way different
I consider him in with squash and them
hi hu how was your new years celebration
Eh.... I got way too drunk. Wasn't pleasant.
How was yours? Doing well?
What are the cliques, bard?
eh it was boring
got to hang out with my irl friend and we played some fortnite
Alot more happened around christmas time when I went up to see my dad and my sisters and came to visit and my uncke did too and we all gathered up in cedar rapids
I got the chance to spar with my dad and I was able to tap him to an armbar but he wasnt really trying too hard lol
He got me with an armbar too and the next round timed out
I went with another fella at the place my dad does jj at and I got him with an omoplata that was really exciting but after that round I was puking cause of overexertion
got alot of nice gifts and got to see family and that was the most eventful thing thats happened in a while
you do anything for christmas in deutchland or do you guys not beleive in capitlist holidays
I lump you in with the old wave of ponies that Niggy used to hang out with like Aeris's crowd
ur young boi
oh cool we're making cliques now? can i join one?
thanks I've been feeling very old : [
Happy birthday then :3
Glad to hear you had a nice time. personally I would have been fine without much family. never really looking forward to that.
Nice gifts? What did you get?
Yeah, be with family all of it. Was pretty eh.
Also not Deutschland btw~
i got a bunch of tasty sweets
My father got me a full Gi and 2 extra jackets that he used to use and I went and got my white belt
he also got me a bug out bag and some survival stuff to put in it like flashlights and bags and ropes and stuff
I got some bed stuff and a bunch of old clothes and some money from my grandparents and my mom got me alot of good food and some bed stuff and picked me up a weeb anime scroll she found at a goodwill
It was really generous of them all but I'm kind of emberassed because of how old I am
Idk it feels like I shouldnt be getting these and It makes me feel guilty for still living at home with my brother and mom
ur loved tho
Please, it's not unusual living at home. Plenty of people do it, some much older than you still do. Finding a job and a place of your own just isn't as easy as it used to be
It just makes me feel more guilty for not amounting to aything
I'm hopeful i can room with a friend in the future : 3
u amount to cute moeblob!
Soon you will~
Aryan Chad enlightens his childish audience as to suicide and depression
Jewish media and SJWs try to ruin him
Nezi too lewd
Sweet dreams Bard
not lewd enough
Yeah, way too lewd
not even close to too lewd
Just straight up porn
what's wrong with a little lewd
alexandra i need a ttanslation pls. also good meowning.
No, that's her name.
You asked in the last thread while I was asleep.
Hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go
not playing the RE2 mod for L4D2 all day
the fun police are here
hide your titties and butts
ok say that again, but this time pet my head while you do it
you did not follow directions!
I will have to find a new master!
Yeah, the bible's kinda fucked up when you actually sit down and read it.
especially when you put things into perspective of what it's actually saying. There's a bunch of these that you can find when you search for that book in the illustration.
-snuggles the hu anyway-
ONAN KNEW THAT ANY CHILD WOULDN'T BE HIS OWN
IN A TIME WHEN THE FATHER DETERMINED LINEAGE
i-it's not gay if you don't hold hands >//////<
oh right, it's all good then
when he sucks your dick but keeps his hands behind his back so it ain't gay
Is someone still looking for maid-play?
You can't just go soliciting yourself publicly like that.
I forgot to thank you for keeping your head behind your back while doing so.
So thank you
head behind your back
head behind your back
Why not? Supply and demand.
It's against the rules.
theres a blizzard out
ban me then *shrugs*
SNOW DAY, BIYOTCH
imma make a snowman :D
Fuck, I've been outplayed
I'mma stay inside and be drunk and warm.
would cozy up with/10
I'm busy, okay?
lol you sound like my coworker last night sending me dick pics and shit ;3
BITCH IM SPOKEN FOR
"don't tell anyone i got a girl and a kid"
That doesn't seem to matter to a lot of dudes, apparently :/
fidelity is tossed around like tissue paper these days.
Who tosses tissue paper?
damn look what I found
everyone after ripping it off their gift
I buy a solid number of gifts for myself tbh
Who the fuck wraps things in tissue paper these days?
its a nice touch
I'm thinking of some e-shopping rn actually.
I like to wrap presents in aluminum foil tbh. cheap and ez
That's even MORE literally who
I am going to give Elma a gift... of this FIST
thats weird lol
is it fancy colored or just plain metal?
I got myself a nice led cable yesterday
I just answered who, ya dingus.
Pls no daddy. i'm out of practice x_x
just regular foil. it was specifically for oddball shaped gifts. and it gets a good chuckle sometimes :p
you oughtta update that, Grom ^^
just posting old stuff for nostalgia sake
I would like Grim to also re-do this. For the lulz
confirmed for literally who
I'm not apathetic anymore tho!
No, I'm Maddie.
not enough people posting, I don't know enough about current people's current situation
What kind of plugs should I get for my ears this time?
I forgot I bought music drunkenly on new years eve.
I suppose I've got 1930's amsterdam music now
I personally dont like plugs at all so you shouldnt ask me
You're so basic.
I should purchase some Jazz records, now you mention it.
I've been listening to Jazz more and more.
Must be the old age,
and creeping death.
I'd say I'm pretty vanilla, ye.
And also a literal who, apparently.
Just what is contained in 1930's amsterdam music, because that sounds lame as hell, tbh.
did I do this in the past
eclectic drunk purchases?
That is a super good post my dude, thank you!
It is like a gift from past Tokai to future Tokai
oh wow wait that explains the game of thrones pillows
thank you tokai!
Oh, there's another list I didn't make.
I mean, how do you even drunk purchase? Ive been stonked/blacked out drunk and never received a past present. Maybe Past Scoot is a miser.
All I have to say is why this
People are memeing about lists again?
euh I wish I knew.
probably when someone mentions it.
I get assertive and like buy it
cause it's nice!
this ones about renting a home with a garden
Kind of funny
im glad I dont make drunk purchases
id probably end up buying some lewd af shit
Remember that part of Lord of the Rings where Marie Rose was there with guns to help defend Helm's Deep from an endless horde of zombies?
Grim let's drink
though tbh I buy weird stuff anyways.
Be glad you won't have to open packages in front of the household then lmao
wuuuh but people like classical music and thats way older
this is me
DDLC's soundtrack is too cheery to handle.
You are a weird boy. For sure.
Yeah because it's not SHIT
Memes aside it's actually like, written to be music, rather than just being a person singing over a backing track that may as well be filler.
have you finished it?
I do it the only reason i watched
I'm on Act 2, so shit is getting. Lively.
L4D2 is great desu.
i havent played in a long time
i should play again
the crash bandicoot maps are a lot of fun
My old friend I used to play with a lot and I used to be super good, and I've found a lot of it coming back to me just messing around in the RE campaigns to make sure they work.
Hah, that first act really screwed with my anxiety. Naisu. Its as good as the hype.
so weird the normies can't be in my room
Why would you contaminate that sacred ground?
i think im around 140/150 hrs on that game which is nowhere near the amount some of my friends have
hi tokai !!!!
they cant come in cause of the spell of my arome d'orient candles.
ohayou ri li ri a
I'm 65, but I play like/as well as, someone I used to watch and play with who has 295.1.
Incense of the old gods.
TFW I"m not on the list
how are ya today ?
.1 ?? im in the presence of a L4D2
g O D D E s s
I just looked at his steam stats desu.
it was a random in thread analysis thing
how much for a session of l4d2 training o great alexandra
I just like making a fuss.
well that's a new one
I mean we knew nezi was good but not THAT good.
they cannot enter the holy place or I will stab them with my tiny toledo sword.
self defense ofc
I got back from the gym and now I wanna watch series so all is cool
what show ?
leaving here in a few to go clothes shopping with a friend
i need some more feem tops ;;
I exclusively wear "SUPREME" clothing.
uuuuuuuhhh iunno yet
I don't think "training" is a thing, but I'm up to play sometime.
things to wear on chest
tomorrow maybe ?
how to become cute