Holla Forums 2017:
Bebop committed the sacrilege of making Alice (u know i luv u gurl) a mod and was forced by the people to give the admin account to Test
Sci was permabanned
Ban and Goggles e-dated
Rin is e-dating Echo
Echo is 100% straight
Wish is a gay boy who loves pee
Luka is still a NEET
Soto got drunk with people at a con probably
Bart ragequit because he couldn't handle all the dogfucking
Kanra got in an internet fight with Squash and Loco that lasted months
BD was the new Sci for a while
Liliana, Duke of Autism, and "Daddy's Whore" joined
Socks4Hands is showing slow progress in developing social skills
More Discord group chat drama
Colbs is an Alice on /b/
Blood-chan quit forever for a month
Sci uses proxies
Liliana and Nezi went to Hot Dog Heaven
[REDACTED] (it's 2 soon, I did nothing wrong tho)
I am Ban's father
Chiri is a cat
Jack is with a girl he met on /b/ IRL and is probably getting strap-on fucked by her as we speak
Holla Forums 2017
Holla Forums 2017:
Let me know if I missed anything
There were like five months when I wasn't here
So nothing else happened ?
Fuck you, I'm not a cat.
ikt is still insignificanto!
It's not too late to force drama that centers around you before the year is over
im actually a boy
I showed up and I'm more notable than those nerds.
did wish tell or did subtle dox btw
also teach me dox btw
Ahem, that was a mispronounciation, you see I meant 'Kitchiri'. きっちり it means to be precise, exact, neat, punctual.
This is the basis of the name Kitsu Chiri in the manga, as all the other characters share special punny names such as Tsunetsuki Matoi, broken down the pun there means 'always following' so similar to the idea of being a stalker.
dox is easy
you just become the hacker known as 4chan
getting doxxed is even easier, go to a third party site where alice runs a chat and boom, they have your IP and can figure out where you live and what ISP you use.
why third party
why not just self host you can get ips even more easy
Yo its ya boy scoot
I am not dead yet
and because they're habitual information collectors they'll put all that together with what they have on you so far- whatever you've told everyone publically about yourself- and they'll complete the picture and out you, and that's a dox.
You can survive a dox if you never gave any shits about any of them in the first place so none of them were meaningful to you at all, so you never remembered anything about their stupid fucking lives or wrote anything down, so when they snap up like a spring trap, it doesn't even hurt. Because I don't give a shit what these people collected, and these people are really the mice.
Why not just run the ISP they use so you can give them the IP you want
We're very aware of that :3
You showed up in 2017? Must have been like January, I guess
You talk so much, kitty
Meow meow meow all day long
Well, if your favourite kitty happened to be too quiet for too long, you'd get concerned.
Literally January 1st.
Not a damn thing.
Literally wish squid got squashed by a fucking CARGO PLANE
Obviously not you, you fucking shitcunt homo
At least I ain't no commie whore
Wow, no need to be so salty ya fukken stinky cinnamon roll
Oh Bard actually did quit?
You're the only one who seems salty though
Everyone who kept saying they were a girl and then fessed up about being a boy should know that sucking dicks is not wrong, bad, or even frowned on.Gay is the new black. Swag is the game. Nothing bad about any of it.
I hope their guilty conscious ceases and they find peace. With their dicks. All of them. and their fleet enema supplies. and dragon dildos.
SAYS THE SALTY HU
Yes, rest in peace Bard.
He'll probably return, just like everybody else.
What happened to Tokai tho?
Rin broke tokai's heart, the slut.
It's about time tbh
When will goggles leave forever, hate that pisswitch
He hasn't been back in a long while. What if it really is forever?
Who is Tokai
l0l is that why?
Maybe I should too
We've had people come back from longer
I really wonder.
Oh I'm sure of it.
In mood for some league, decide to play and go to bed after first defeat.
Proceed to win 8 games in a row.
WHAT IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF ANIMUS 2017?
The moment Scoots suck starts a shotgun on New Years Eve.
Speccy, that is abysmally attempted
Not even uncommon
No. You're banned from leaving.
Also I like that artist.
Can't live without the lewd huh you perv
no ur fun to talk to
They tried, posters riot
Really though why haven't we just banned scoots again?
Would ANYBODY even object?
lol too late to take it back now
I thought Goggles only liked catboigirls.
CAN'T MAKE ME NOT TAKE IT BACK
just did, scrub. what you gonna do about it?
I AM UNBANNABLE
Go ahead and try :3
I'm awake and shit.
How's it going?
Time to move to the midwest and sling meth
Don't. We have enough meth heads.
I suppose sinni is methead enoughf or us all
I could honestly go for getting drunk right now.
Not going to lie.
Do it. It's sunday tomorrow.
I can't get hung over.
I'm helping with the service at church tomorrow.
Drink a teeny tiny bit.
getting drunk the day BEFORE new years eve
A close friend asked me to.
jack is with a girl
He's an illegal immigrant in the US too now.
Jack is in the US?
what the fuck
i thought he was scared of women
Jack is a girl
•She's actually visiting Jack in Hungary right now
•I now own $1.92 in Rabi-Ribi Steam emoticon stock
Sleep well ♥
jack actually seemed normalish aside from the woman thing too
Man. Good on Jack for finding someone.
Love that man to death. Hope it works well for him.
Getting Orn on ARAM and your team throws
All good things must come to an end.
that can train everyone from teachers to first responders on how to react to an active shooter scenario
But not the shooters themselves?
"Columbine was just a test of my abilities"
Good morn desu.
Considering you'd think the 'tactics', which is the only thing which this will really train if anything, would be more important for the shooter.
Oh, shit, nevermind, they sat down and talked it through with a mother of a kid who was killed at sandy hook, to make it more accurate. You know, by asking someone who wasn't there how it happened.
Morn and shit.
nah they just know how instinctually
And it's basically just playing Hostage in CS, like.
My chest hurts like fuck and I made myself sick last night trying to cook.
Now I'm just waiting for something to do.
Is everyone sleeps?
Sinni is probably in call with George, but beyond that, yeah.
I'm beating off.
Yu got kot kiffo
HOLD THE PRESSES
wasn't hidin :V
we're watchin how it's made
what is the best website to find new lewd 2d images?
Sibbi gibbi hot cocoa.
I have no idea what you're doing.
gibbi da tasty poopy.
Squishsquash I'm really impressionable so please don't ruin hot cocoa for me.
Don't tell anyone but ily.
gibbi da tasty poopy.
Some starcraft memes for anyone who cares.
I have one like that too.
in 2 days you can bang someone born in the year 2000 legally
End my life.
Kind of skirting being a pedo on that one, Nezo.
I can finally fuck people who are just barely of age
Skirting close to being a pedo
I wouldn't consider it pedo unless they're like under 16. Still not alright but they kinda stop looking like little kids.
dogfucker calling someone a pedo
Age is just a number.
I figure a 2 year age gap is whatever.
Though anyone under 17 probably shouldn't be having sex.
How about you give me yours~
A number with enormous social and legal consequences desu.
it's literally just a comment about the age line for legality
stop reading into it
i thought it was an interesting thought but now you're just harassing me over nothing
I was just giving you shit.
I can fuck a dog legally in more states, or illegally with far less legal repercussions than you can fuck a kid in. Have at thee.
I am calling you now.
wait are you actually into 3d dogs
Wait. I should have posted that image at Nezi.
The context was better.
No. They are in me.
Weewoo this is the cops
I was arguing against being a kidfucker desu.
It's not pedophilia if she's actually 911.
You are now Lil' Sci/Bebo.
Pick the one that hurts you more.
Let it hurt you.
Nezi is a pedo, its time to run him out the threads
I have an hour thirty before I have to go.
Do I do my dailies or play switch?
I decided to do my dailies desu.
ya'll think bullying is funny but my friend was suicidal and was having seizures from stress/anxiety
he hasn't had seizures in a couple years but he had to deal with that for a long time
stop being mean to people.
WHAT A FUCKING LOSER
The only difference between comedy and tragedy is who it happens to.
The only difference between sex and masturbation is whose hand it is.
Just sit on your hand 'till it falls asleep.
Rin would know
A skilled playwright must write both comedies and tragedies.
is loli age or physical
By definition, age.
Nothing good ever came out of asking people to stop being cruel.
I write sins not tragedies
My life is a tragedy/
By intent physical, though.
gentle reminder can't hurt anything though and only takes me a few seconds to type out
I thrive on being a cunt.
So you tell me I can lewd a 1000 year old immortal loli goddess without any consequences? Nice!
i want a Switch but I also wanna wait for the price to go down
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES!
What games would you play.
Splatoon 2 with me.
I thought only kids and Koreans play that game.
mario odyssey looks good
I've never played a Zelda game before but BOTW looks good so I wanna try it
plus there's always skyrim :3
i like how my room is pretty messy but my computer desk is almost spotless.
just keyboard, mouse, mouse bungee, mousepad, monitor, and my phone charging stuff
It looks good in a weird sort of way, yeah.
That too. Heard from some others it's actually a bit tough without some grinding.
Oh, you mean that thing you can get anywhere?
I think it's more like anti-hostage. Terrorists were supposed to defend them there, not kill them all.
I'm slightly frustrated, because I just spent two hours fucking around trying to find a way to view a password on my nas that I didn't want to reset because I'd have to redo a bunch of settings.
tfw not a natural school shooter
I've probably seen more Jp names than Kr names to be desu.
Discounting my own, of course.
Rip your settings desu.
Eye's fine. Just finished doing my crafting dailies so now I'm going to get changed probably.
You're supposed to sound off
I don't know how they do things in Australialand, but I don't gotta do diddly.
daddy's dribbling cock
No.. you have to
Stop sounding them publicly goggles, what the hell.
I finally just created a new account with an expletive filled password. :^)
Wow, good job grindan
Make me you koala molesting beer drinking fag
I'll tell everyone your secrets.
Unfortunately I cannot tell you otherwise you will work to mitigate the damage.
Then you got nothing.
I'm actually just leaving desu.
You're going to regret your actions, dojima-san
I don't eat fatty foods.
Everyone please be aware that Tracer is into weird poop and pee fetish stuff . He's also on the sex offender registry and has tons of restraining orders.
That's just the beginning.
we all knew this already
oh so that's why he won't meet up with me!
Don't forget the one time I killed a dude for no raisin
hihi not much. what's new?
told ya id do it
You didn't do anything. You just spouted shit like any Australian would.
Tokai converted back to Christianity and then realized his sinful past. Wanting nothing to do with who he was he left all the things that made him sin so much. He's often seen at the gym these days.
Jealous of my shock tactics?
ye u r
nice wrap up post 4m
I wish there was one for previous years
I can never remember all the shit
I'm a furry now
try 2 guess which games aren't me
Sini you always were, I called it out.
What do you have the zeroing adjustment bound to?
I really need to bind it to something non-default and actually usable in combat but I dunno what would be vaguely usable.
I don't believe you.
i actually still feel a little bad for how we treat Sci just because I remember how ugly they are in real life
do you guys remember what they looked like? euuugh
I don't feel bad at all.
since I started playing I've had it bound to mouse wheel up to increase zero, and mousewheel down to decrease zero
now that there's the zooming for 8x scope I lose a little utility but I don't ever see myself using it really. I might set the zooming to pageup and pagedown (zeroing default) so I can still have it but idk probably won't let me
tl;dr I use mousewheel because on-the-fly zeroing is more important than zooming function for me
do you remember what they look like though??? it's BAD
capable of feeling at all
Sinni is a furry, kind of hope she gets gassed.
He looks like a pedo.
No he looks like a fucking five nights at freddies character
Honestly I've found that 8x zoom IS kinda really useful. It can zoom out right down to 4x. It'd be SO much more useful if it defaulted to it's 4x setting, or didn't reset when you switch weapons.
Yeah, probably a good idea. Might even help me be less fucking garbage at estimating ranges, but I'm shithouse at distances irl too so fuck it. Really I just wish I could bind one of these two to like, shift+mousewheel but that's kinda hard to do because autism.
"Gas all furries" whispers George as he lowers himself to fart on Sinni's face.
December 30th, 2017
The day in which Sinni will knit SOMETHING
even if it's a square
there's tons of good tutorials online
yeah but tutorials don't *make* me good at it
no that's going to take practice, and lots of time
also you might have wanted to put emphasis on *me* instead of *make*
do I knit?
do I sleep??
The questions?!?! The answeres ?!??!
knit until the the quality suffers then sleep, you need the practice if you are just starting knitting is hard
a lady invited me to spend new years with her and her boyfriend
will i be a cuck if i go
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TOKAI I MISSED YOU
You'll be the bull.
What are you doing with oud&nieuw?
stay at home and listen to skramz and drink cofe instead
what are you doing for new years test?
There are no bulls, just two cucks trying to fuck the same girl.
How are you my lovely
I think I'd rather be cucked than cuck another man.
I wake up to this thread
I haven't laughed this hard in a while
Great way to start my day and realize how much has happened this year
i'll cuck you, loco
is that too creepy for you? sorry :((
not on the list :(
you'll get used to it
post more lewd stuff
trying to be excited for new years
dont have any
Do people still make lists even?
Let's hope not.
new years is a joke. Christmas is the real holiday.
without the new year, we cannot get to the next christmas
I remember them being made constantly back in the day.
but I could be convinced
holy fuck ur alive
hi I missed u lots
at least I can be drunk and not feel bad.
There is no need.
I never ended up making mine.
Hey. You shouldn't feel bad anyway.
oh, you meant not feel bad about getting drunk
I thought you meant you were going to get drunk so as to not feel bad for once in your miserable, miserable life
NEET around and you?
Oh shit, that's Tokai
Thought it was Angel just cause of the flag
I really need to pay more attention lol
i am bleeding
my fingers are all red
yea hi again Tokai and stuff, welcome back maybe you'll be around for 2 million in like another two months
Should use lube next time.
i think new years is the biggest emo holiday tbh
Drink and throw fireworks at ov places.
idk why but you appearing made me feel really aggressive.
idk why but you appearing made me feel really aggressive.
it's because you're attracted to him.
good get aggressive aggressive shitposters are active shitposters
real talk where'd you been?
I didn't even do anything yet tho lol
al it takes is time with you
youre presence is disgusting alone
I'm straight now.
is that a sentence
at home, reevaluating my life choices.
omg shut up
btw hi tokai we have not seen each other hello !!!!
Rin is dating Echo now
If you're jelly we can always pretend e-date just to get back at him ;)
it is with a comma in there somewhere, maybe the comma grinch stole it, maybe between aggressive and aggressive
you are presence is disgusting alone -a lame green bean
Eternal judgement will get back at everybody eventually.
are you aggressive, aggressive?
tfw no Tokai gf 2017
hows your day ?
I think you mean Karma
No but seriously dude, it's been a while
How has school/work been?
Hope you had a nice Christmas
tfw no delinquent Casper friend
why did I do this
A real prepping day.
cleaned up everything and bought stuff for new years eve.
no karma is pagan.
I'm excelling in college.
Both in grades and social life.
Had a great family time Christmas too.
What is this magical word?
I hope you're joking.
Nezi clean your room dude
Don't start 2018 with a fucked up room
Glad to hear things are going well for you
Keep at it tho
Whatcha plan now
There was no ky option
homosexuality is bad.
I should yeah, finna need that discipline.
a book and a dvd.
Become a VMBO teacher or try higher up.
Im like goodest boi 2018 tho
No more EU politics?
I hate myself
News at 11
I'm done with all politics ever.
i'll hammer your butt.
no thank you
Yaaay no more politics :3
Continue being a degenerate around here though?
sounds like fuun
keeping busy and all
me ? im. okay. feeling a lot better than last night when i was VOMITTINg
made some eggs in a basket.
so do you hate me now because i meet up with guys off tinder and sleep with them
i quarter hate you just wanna make that known
Revy just cheat on your bf with me already
Start off 2018 with a bang
for meeting guys off of tinder and sleeping with them..
I hate Loco because they are stinky.
You hate me for having sex?
I AM NOT STINKY
STOP SAYING THIS
I just wondered how threads had been.
And I saw loods wondering what happend.
I'm really conflicted though, I left here for a purpose.
Ah drink too much?
sounds like a great meal.
I only hate me.
i dont actually hate you loco ;-;
it was just a
stinky smelly thing to say i guess
He doesn't want to be my boyfriend
i dont drink hee hee
i think it was something i ate
So lili what kind of sexual are you again?
The one with pots and pans or the ominous one
pansex but the ominous one sounds fun too
to be honest in a perfect world im asex
but thats not the case and its also not a perfect world
I cant believe lily is fucking men off the internet
Ouch, when did this happen?
Well you shouldn't. You're a wonderful person and if you feel insecure about how you like to kiss boys, or how you want to be a girl sometimes, you shouldn't, because you are lovely and beautiful and I love you you freak.
wait tokai is alive?
It's been that way for a while
We tried dating once but that was over a year ago
SCOOTSY NO !!!!!!!
Brb very hot shower time
asahi is trashy
what'd you have?
And if I give in to that decadence not just me but this whole family dies.
lmao why didn't you tell me that from the beginning?
That is very crucial info
So that's why he never makes a move on you
It's cause he doesnt want to go down that road
He'd rather keep the friendship you guys have than risk it and start dating and ruin the friendship by making it awkward
What's pansexual again?
Can you please choose one of the 3 valid sexual orientations though?
and one of the two valid genders
Any other option is just a bunch of bologna
I bet you drink Heineken
I promise I'll stop bullying you :3
my family had pizza when i was out of the house and i reheated two slices and i think that along with something else made me nasty idk
better be >.<
Ikt can you pls not avatar as my daki
These wet dreams are getting out of hand
not as aggressive as any of it used to be, but we were all children then, so that's probably for the better
Hertog Jan actually.
Heineken is for going out.
But you're not a bad bully.
ah what a shame, reheated pizza is such a nice lunch. going to do stuff at new years?
Does it stand up on its own yet?
why will your family die if you put a dildo up your butt
who is holding you hostage
Well, I liek to kid
watching shows so slow replies
nothing much you?
I folded it in half and now it's stuck
I haven't tried Hertog Jan, but I've had Bavaria :3
yeah i know !! :( it was good pizza too ;-;
doing anything on new years ? i'm not sure. i usually get sorta depress regardless of hanging out with people and also it makes it worse if im not home bc i dont get to hide in my room and do something i sort of enjoy
im playing ffxiv
we made it to another one guys
Want to be my boyfriend?