Super lewd thread

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Would you listen to me if I did ?

ecchi did u ever do a non loli yukari?

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Way to ignore me

sup fag

Soto, I hope you get put down.

Sakuya you mean.
Yes, but I dripped mustard on it so I threw it away, Already started a new one, I was actually thinking of doing Sakuya and Yukari together.

Rin told you I got her panties?

Nothing much
Im pretty bored tonight but can't find anything to do

wbu?

Quit posting my crush

Unless you want me to crush on you even more

I just assumed
I always assume ^W^

that would be excellent

fucking mustard

play random games on steam u havent touched

im talking to moogs and friends while playing mc
was playing for hours w my gf lol

engineering modpacks are lit

She's my crush, dumb idiot.

It was a bunch of girly stuff I guess.

Yee, I was actually working on a large cathedral drawing for someone else and fucked that up by spilling tea on it. It was trash anyway so meh.

fumi more like uwumi

I don't know.

jfc
stop drinking anything around ur work LOL

whats his about u getting someones panties

sinni posting at midnight? :o

meow

Well, I wasn't drinking the mustard, I don't even know how that happened.
But yeah, probs a good idea.

Oh, just, christmas stuff..

How are you gonna get up for work if you're gonna stay up until 7 am all weekend?

I don't think I have any that are untouched
I don't really buy games on steam anymore

On discord?
Ah, you gotta love mods lol

I bet you love getting bullied you fucking subby slut

I never knew you drew

Why do you hide your talents from me Echo?

Kinda wanna see soto smash elma on cam. Epic.

I mean, you never asked.
And I don't do it actively or anything.

coke ovens and blast furnaces and water wheels oh my

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nya

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Hello friendos

She has a gf though
I ain't gonna be an ass and ruin that for her

I used to draw once upon a time but it was pretty shit but I did it mostly for funsies

Sounds pretty crazy man
I never got into online legos sadly

Yo

God, Ian, shut up.

How does it feel being old?

No you :(

This house makes weird noises..

never too late

yeo

merry late festivities~

I have Monday off, dum-dum.

no i'm single now

soto let's cosplay cafe~

Happy winter to you too~

How was your Christmas?

My body aches now and it takes longer to poop

Feelsbadman

I tried it a couple of times and its just not for me
I think I just can't into vidya anymore
Only things I enjoy nowadays is animu, manga, and VNs

Wtf

When and where?

Maybe sometime.

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idk

Movie when?

Post something.

How are you gonna wake up for work on Tuesday when you stay up until 7 am all weekend and Monday?

Why did you save this? This is horrible.

When you give me a time/date that's reasonable with my schedule and timezone

ian wanna snuggle

The fuck?

You know this can never be while you're a filthy Floridian

yea! I don't have work tonight!

BOS to LAX, one way, immediately.

Ah, these really do bring me back

Hopefully you guys are still on good terms
Sorry to hear about that though

Money's tied up rn.

Yeah, I guess. We're meeting up so I can get my drone stuff and a dress back on Monday :/

what if I go to anime expo this coming summer

I am glad to see you. Are you doing alright?

How are you all bty!

Well what times are you usually free?

Kinda plain but not bad.

Well at least she ain't taking your shit lol

I'm really sore! How are you doin?

Bah!

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THIS SHOULD NEVER BE

Then I will come say hi

Swell

5 PM - 10 PM PST

Plus we have that thing tomorrow.

I would just meme with drawings
It was pretty fun
I was a part of the drawthreads for a bit, sadly I lost like 80% of my drawings when my laptop took a shit on me
I only recovered like 15 drawings

Alright, alright, I'll think of something.

Top tier meems.

I'll be alive by then.

That's on normal workdays, I have from now til Tuesday off

This is my favorite song by them.

youtube.com/watch?v=6BrxomkYlAs

That's uh... funny?

youtube.com/watch?v=xuI4dTtWVms

wat

Extremely.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ow_qI_F2ZJI

It really isn't tho

Eeeeehhhh... too nu-metal for me

Well the joke wasn't for you.

It was for me.

youtube.com/watch?v=0InNoCjry7k
?

my head neck and eyebrows hurt can i be cut open please

Okay then

The instruments are so boring

All metal is bad ^W^

I like the lyrics in it, they've got a whole lot to say.
But if you want more exotic instruments, well, there's Finntroll.
youtube.com/watch?v=tEzuxkkGyWQ

DOKI DOKI MORNING

I'm glad :) Did you have a good crims?

no

IMANANJIIIIIII

Im having AX 15 flashbacks

Just binge watched black mirror season 4 and here are my ratings

USS Calister: 8/10, thoroughly spooked of technology. Ending was a bit too happy for a black mirror episode.

Arkangel: 5/10, saw the sex scene a mile a way

Crocodile: 6/10. that ending had me pissing myself

Hang the DJ: 6/10. that ending fucked me up a bit.

Metalhead: 9/10. Solid fucking episode. This episode is how you build fucking tension in a god damn film.

Black Museum: 2/10 would not bang. in all seriousness though, fucking hell they had to fuck up the meta episode, just HAD TO FUCK IT UP, by making the ending exhibit essentially just White Bear: The Exhibit. The first plot line was okay, the second was pure shit. and the ending was retarded

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brb vidyagaem

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some screenies

Fishpls.

Needs more Týr
youtube.com/watch?v=fu2bgwcv43o

my new favorite reaction image

*gives you a massage*

i'm well, just playing some games and drinking iced coffee ^^

excellent. how are you ian?

do u ever sleeps

I really need to make a gif of the last one though because he's slapping his thighs and it's excellent

yeah i slept from 11am to about 5 pm

youtube.com/watch?v=yvPK0qKB8m4

Sounds nice!! How were your holidays?

Make more then.

You better.

i am a fan of tuneposting

But I'm rusty af

I never expect you to be into things like this

Do you like Archgoat? :3

hmmm 6 hours you could do better!

ah, ups and downs

hbu?

Yeah but I got video games to play

good! got to be with george :)c

did you two do the sexy?

:( still too far away for that

im down with archgoth but a bit sludgier than i like

why wouldnt i be into things like this ? music is all good

okay ! have fun !!!!

i prefer to get 4-5 hrs ;-;

Who the FUCK plays videogames

Lol oh god no it haunts me in my sleep

Okay, I suppose. And you?

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It just doesn't seem to match your flamboyant and bubbly personality and is all

Things tend to appeal to certain kinds of people but I know there are always exceptions

Like, between me and a middle-aged southerner normie, which do you think would be more likely to enjoy pop country and which do you think would be more likely to enjoy edgy screaming death country?

Some guy on Tumblr complied a 16GB aphobe block list

*compiled

link

some cuddles at least?

cuddles are more fun tbh

that is not enough young lady

hype from coffee

my sleep schedule is so weird rn just keep passing out whenever

as close to cuddles as you could get!!!
:) One day I'll cuddle him to death and move on to my next victim

yeah i guess thats sorta make sense

yeah

it is enough !! >.

I actually have not seen the list itself

Just a bunch of people meme-ing about it

Here's the blog of the guy who made it and you can try sifting through all the rage and drama to find it:

dandymeowth.tumblr.com/

How was ur day

you cant just say “its gone!” without addressing the fact that you put jewish people on that list with nazis, put aces on that list when it was an ace exclusionist list, and put loads of other people who could (and probably did) get targeted. others have lost friends and relationships for being on that list. people called you out on your shit, you chickened out, and this is the shitty apology theyre supposed to believe? since you apparently have all this time to create a list with literally thousands of people on it, how about constructing a better apology? oh wait, but its making you sick and weak? how about the people you falsley accused? the people who asked to be taken off and you ignored them?

youre a real piece of work. pedophile accusations aside, this doesnt even come close to what your apology should be after what youve done.

not even cuddles!??

george blue balled you!

okies just take care of urself fam

It's not every day someone on tumblr apologizes for being like an exclusionist (spelling?) idiot so like, I'd take what you can get and run with it.

That being said, Tumblr likes to take things out of proportion :h

There is a literal mountain between us, not much you can do :(

uh i've been awake for awhile but like
i've been in bed for about 5/6 hours of being awake

so i've done like nothing

i will always maybe

Yeah it's just funny

How u

No work tonight? :3

Same

Ye, got new years off too.

Ready to die atm!!

Tumblr is really strange

Why ready to die? Sounds like a good time to be alive, since you don't have work ^^

I used to think you could use Tumblr and not come into contact with that part of it but it's really hard

Tru, idk man feels like a good time to bury me.

and ye, I barely use it as of late, gotta get back into it.

:)
cute

i think im getting a coldsweat

come visit me i will give awkward cuddles ^^

hmmph

its funy you told me to take care of myself and I feel like vomitting and also exploding and also my neck/head/eyebrows hurt and also everything is hot

AAAAAAAAAAA

I posted that and then almost immediately vomitted

yay

go get some helparino

tell your family if it's that bad

im okay

i feel a tiny bit better after vomit but
we'll see

most of the pain is in my necc

gonna take an warm shower to relax a little

careful not to fall in shower

ill just sit down if i feel weak but ty

thank you for the offer but george's cuddles are the only ones for me!

IF YOU LIKE PIZZA PIÑATAS

AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN

ur 2cute2bury

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You're welcome.

I wonder if people still pay Tyrone to make meme videos

What's this directed at

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Ban when are we gonna meet up and fist fight irl?

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Wait, your name is Nezumi?
That's new.

Pretty sure you have it now.

Its been that for years

you didn't mobile confirm yet.

That was the name he came with when I found him

Kinda sounds like Neziwi lmaooo

Stick to Ban

I have mildly important news.

I have just experienced an interesting phenomenon whilst intoxicated;

leaning my head from one side to the other produced differing effects; as if one side of the brain were affected with more volume of blood and therefore blood alcohol, whilst the other side did not.

In my research, tilting my head to the left allows me clearer image perception and also somewhat more cognitive thought, but leaning my head left will lead to distorted, blurry and 'double' vision and more irrational compulsive thought processes, which I thought was interesting while flipping my head either way.

This basically suggests what scientists have studied before that the hemispheres of the brain are partial to certain controls and whilst drunk I've swung the controls over left and right and experienced both degredation and clarity.

Probably.

What happens when you lean to the right?

Is there something specific bothering you or what? -pets your hair- ^^

Sorry for the erratic reply order, I'm high as fuck

ur just drunk

nah ur fine, just sore from work and redi 2 die.

George is ripped too, what's it like on your end?

Nothing to confirm.

I already confirmed the trade on my email and I don't have the item anymore

check and see if you have it

what

Nezumi is a word

Neziwi is just something gay

I should look into that soon in case I missed any good memes

Make sure to lie around a lot for the next few days, then ^^

And it's pretty good

Listening to the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack; lots of dank old music

You joined the community from a thread I made on Holla Forums's Holla Forums, remember? :3

Whilst in this state of inebriation if I tilt my head left I incur the typical visual phenomenon of skipping or double vision, skipping as vision is impaired and tracks, and returns to its original focal point but can't be maintained.

And while leaning my head the other way, I have more clarity but focus on only small parts when looking at sentences or paragraphs, just looking straight on at single sections and not visually focusing but staying in the area, which is better than completely skipping over it, so the focusing part is slightly better than the 'can't read'

This was made apparent, idiot.

My mobile also says there's nothing to confirm either.
i guess it's just steam being stupid with the trading system.

I found that loli kings guys vr room with free skins with his vlan symbol over each skin

there was even an enhanced version of your girl there with special effects too

I haven't had a cuddle in 5 years now going into 2018

:(

This was made apparent, idiot.

Whilst in this state of inebriation I watch anime

Very apparent

In other news,

Posts! How do they work? Maybe they fail, maybe they duplicate, who really knows?

Or was I just playing the system ?

Oh I need that

Would you rather have a very drunk Chiri for New Years or a very drunk Soto who wants to hug everyone?

I mean, when I get drunk I get entertaining.

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Ban,,

I am your father

I'm not complaining

Both of those things stimulate life in the thread

Does she have the dab that plays music ?

I knew about I think

I can't remember

It was probably easier to get myself invited than just show up randomly

Oh no, I hope you aren't the ringleader of the Loli Army and have gotten despondent of your position whilst all of the loli men look up to you as a leader, that would be a terrible position to be in..

You understand entropy, right? Neither of these forces will exist forever... so where will the threads go? We were already exiled from b, and this is just a retirement home.. what we need is a rebel counterattack.

i dunno

Get over the bar you little shit!

I don't care if you fail a couple times, but there's the bar, it's right in front of you.

You have to just Keep Trying. Keep Trying.
And one day you WILL get over that bar.

*jumps over bar*

CX CX CX CX CX CX

As much as I'd like to be a Gordon Ramsay of self-empowerment I know that all the television cooking and fat-loss programs are all bullshit to begin with, and they are too regimental and strict with people, holding them to impossible standards.

I wouldn't do that, ever. But I just say take it a day at a time, that's how I get through right now.

It's a slow process, you really can't get instant results without hurting yourself, in any field of self-improvement, physically or mentally.

You have to set your own goals, and your own standards, and be flexible, but just focus on your goal, that's the important part.

if you cannot find any motivation you can turn to outside support, even if it's strangers- as long as they have the same ideals for self-improvement as you do.

I'll dare any of you to complete a major life-changing goal whether it's weight loss or job improvement, or getting to work on your artistic projects,
I DARE you to challenge me, and I will learn Mandarin Chinese in 6 months while you complete your life goals alongside me.

k that's enough trolling for today

hn hn hnn

srs tho my goal was to love myself

and I did it.

because narcissism. that'sthejoke

fuck everyone.7 goodnight. #bestposter
waited so many minutes for the 7 get but I had so much free time I could wait. I could really wait a long time because of how few people actually post here. None of them are my friends. I don't have any friends. I'm just waiting for someone to post so I can post my 7 get post because I'm so important and special and everything I say and do should draw the attention of the people around me, and they should praise me for being so unique and intelligent! Oh, they would just parade me around in a big circle with me as the axis, a moving throng of smiling faces thrusted upwards toward an uncaring nonexistent father figure entity who doesn't give a shit what kind of special children exist on this awful rock infested with predatory species who turn their own kind into cattle.
Cmon someone just post so I can get the 7, do I have to do it myself? Fine, that's how it is. Fine, fuck you. You and humanity. I'm done with you guys, you aren't even predictable anymore, I'm joining the fucking 1%, not the top end guys but the bottom end ones who don't give a FUCK.

I have to jerk myself off to get a 7 around here.

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Yuri is not gay.

You're not gay for liking it

But you're gay for doing lewd things with boys on the internet

No proof.

Yeah the only way I keep records of anything long term is if some dumbass puts them on Pastebin thinking they can't be found with Google

How u

Sorry for these risque posts, I'm very bored with the speed of the thread

Me good how u

You started posting again without me.

Pretty baked

Waiting for the moment to drop a dank meme

Doing anything today? ^^

I gave you a trophy tho

NOT FORGIVEN

u always baked

no just NEETing eh

How was your summertime xmas

Is hot weather associated with xmas in Australia instead of snow?

Most of the time yeah

I guess you've probably been on winter break ^^

I didn't actually jerk myself off though. I just wanted the attention, temporarily.

It's alright though, I had already gone to bed telling myself how unique and cool I was and that half of you appreciated me while the other half would have the jokes go over their head because of the nature of the topic, haha.

I couldn't get to sleep so I just wanted to see what everyone was doing.

doing nothing is the absolute best tbqh

Such a cutie

Especially if it involves drugs and anime rabbit games

Careful how much you pet my ego.

I didn't know you liked being called a cutie :3

I don't.

don't touch the 7.

Cute prissy kitty ♥

Fuck is wrong with you.

You're a fucking adult.
This is what you post in your spare time?

Excellent impression of a cat reacting to human attention

I imagine any cat with dignity would stave off any sort of glorified baby-talk and if they should demand snuggles they will receive them from the host.

oh shit I'm Cat-Chiri.

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CHIRI DOESN'T WANT PETS FROM ANYONE!

FUCK EVERYBODY!

-pets your hair-

I know a cry for pets when I see it

I don't have an image where I'm hiding in a box.

stoner

Yeah, and I'll be pleased if you don't do that though because unlike you I don't really go for the whole fantasy-RP thing, see, my avatar is just an extension and not a virtual doll.

If I'm an asshole, or if I'm upbeat or accomodating, my av changes to express those thoughts accordingly and I don't just roll with a 'face' or an 'av' because it could be objectified or taken too literally as an overall replacement of me, or an 'avatar', so you just don't fucking pet my hair, okay?

youtube.com/watch?v=t6RbNhmmpRo

I'm just giving you the attention you wanted, kitty ^^

Now please just let me go to sleep so if I die in my sleep and never show up again I can live on as a legend and an example for the future generations of humanity; to question everything, but to still fight for what they believe in, even against the odds. Because who knows, what if they're right?

Drink some water before you sleep

You misrepresented the kind of attention I wanted; however your acknowledgement of my existence is satisfactory; I apologize that I cannot reciprocate such acknowledgement.

yes ma'am.

Petting is pure, straight acknowledgement

Good kitty :3

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this is not eurobeat

this is

Sorry, can't wait any longer

Have this steaming pile of meme

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