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Are we still doing christmas threads on december 28th?

Would you stick your dick in her crazy?


Do not! I want to start anew and I actually have friends...

nope, haikus is not someone i would want to fuck, i have enough problems as it is without some psycho cunt to worry about

cute pic~

saved to my collection

Are we not friends?

we're all pals here :^)

I like none of you.
Fight me.

u are a big gay homo

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FIRECRACKERS

You really don't want to knot her and watch her squirm?


I'm your friend but I don't think you're mine,,, you hate me
I have problems with Bebop. He stalks me everywhere I go, I think he's retarded

she has nice glasses on :)

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I had not even noticed the glasses

I don't hate anyone tbh.

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Did I go too far?

Not even Bard~?

maybe they have a completely different personality now and you wouldn't hate them


knot far enough

What about GarEE, I mean, you got him kicked out of college, right? :^)

you should be more aware!!!
you'll walk right into a telephone pole being that blind
xD

He seemed polite, but I wouldn't really bother to interact.

Haha yeah xD

yea i mean it was just some random guy at a pizza hut you used to hate

no real reason to go out on a limb like that and try to make plans

at least you can appreciate from a distance

Nah, I just spam SOME CHEAP REBOUND at him for the Darwin memes.


Oh shit, fuck GarEE tbh.

Yeah. HIs belly was fucking great though.
I can appreciate that at least.

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got a pretty good belly for the winter myself, i mean im not to the point where i'd look fat walking around in a hoodie or thick shirts but you can definitely see it on some tighter clothes

Would you knot me~?

I don't serve lesser anons lol

knot on your life

You what?

what does that mean?? you were talking about Bard, where do anons come in

You're scared?


Its not important~
And be nice to Bard!


Not Bard

scared and uninterested are different.

That's what I'm saying!


Too bad.

i just wanted to be confused with you homie dont mind me

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Is there any fix to a mouse that starts to doubleclick even if I only press the button once?
It's terminal, isn't it doc?

I don't even know if he's posting but I better say hi to Squash or he'll be all upsetti with me.
HI SQUASH! MERRY LATE XMAS AND A HAPPY FORTHCOMING NEW YEAR


Ika! Did you see they're making a megaman 11?
Are you hype nigga?

hammer

I am literally in tears.

Rip. Which mouse to replace with?

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Is it a mechanical problem or are your software settings messed up?


You're never satisfied!

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good possible problem, i recommend trying the mouse on some other machine if possible

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Just get a mac.

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Zowie FK2

or this

consider the noose my good buddy

I'm a woman of many needs.

ive never been happy while using an apple product and its happened more than a few times

You must be terrified then~


What has he done to you?


No


-hug-
you know i don't know how to get excited~

SOME CHEAP REBOUND'd me.

if i were to cum anywhere it would be in your mouth so you aren't talking, and i would hope it to burn like horseradish and run out your nose

Yeh
Also there's some troubleshooting you can do.
If it's mechanical you're fucked tho, rip

Worst post I've seen

It's ok, I'm probably gonna fuck off again soon.

*hugs*
You get pretty excited when something involves blood and/or actual misery.

but I digress, I'm excited to see a new title. And the gameplay looks slick. Been bamboozeled before though.
How have you doin? it's been a while.

*Kisses goodbye*

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if it's a deathadder it's a common problem and there's a fix I found online a while ago

It's been years since I had a Razer product. It's a Logictech G500s

that sucks because i bought a shitty deathadder too because its all they had at walmart and i wasnt shopping online for the mouse for some reason

my keyboard is logitech though and i love it

my deathadder is pretty good bruh

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60 dollars is fine for a mouse but im pretty sure there is much better equipment online that is similarly priced or slightly more expensive

Nezi what kind of mouse do you use?

Get that logitech that looks like somebody dented it with a hammer

deathadder

I tried a G Pro logitech but it was too small for my hands

i need b i g mouse

i also have a k55 keyboard

buy me a keyboard

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:(

:)

I love you, marry me?

I am not ready for that kind of commitment

:(

Hungery :(

I'll feed you something :^)

Sup peeps?

ugly, single, and ready to hang myself from the shingles

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well, that's never the answer.

them single feels suck tho amirite?

Shaved junk is good.

loling @ all these single losers

u ever just sleep in and feel like a big poopy head

no

good proud of u

FINALLY

I have been playing Rabi-Ribi for days

How u

HAI ERIO!

bestGirl is objectively the best girl.

celebrate good teeth. come on

Happy Friday, Teeps

Hii ♥

How are things


Irisu is kawaii

During the Lilith fight when the screen goes black is the rabi getting raped?


Dentists always say I have good teeth but that my gums are swollen from brushing too hard

I guess the sacrifice is worth it

How u

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Things are okay.. About to smoke the first post-work bong.

hbu? Haven't seent you around lately.

y-you too ;;


yeah my gums are terribad

but after not going for 4+ years that only one cavity is pretty pretty good

a lot better now that i don't have to worry about my teeth for the rest of break. how was your xmas and stuff

the literal best

tfw I fact checked myself and it's not even Friday yet.

Whatcha up to? How'd your Crimbas go?

fuck i spilled my wine trying to go too fast

I mean I was blasted my whole shift too, so it's not really anything special tbh

I mean.
Probably?

She is a succubus.

It's my boi TP

getting my friday on on a thursday cause like i will have an extra recovery day before work next week

it's been very well planned

it was actually a lot of fun. went over to my moms and like played games with my siblings

got a little too drunk and had to have my stepsister drive my car into my parent's driveway for the night

they didn't even trust me to do that

you?

and like i don't smoke at work so that get home bong rip is what got me back into the drugs. POBP i call it (Pants Off Bowl Packed)

oh shit DOA up in this B

Pants Off Bowl Packed

recovery day?

ooh how many sibs you have? And that shit happens, especially at family gatherings as far as I'm concerned. Better safe than sorry^^

Mine was okay I guess. I spent it with my roommate's fam and helped cook dinner.

Ooh, true. That has a really nice ring to it. May have to adopt that one. Except like comfy pants instead of no pants cause I live with people ;3


wew post bondage.

Why does that first sentence trail off? That stylistic choice seems like it's meant to cast doubt on what you said

I'm pretty good ^^ Been smoking a lot of weed and playing a lot of bunnygirl

I tend to get bored of threads for a short while after posting a lot for a while


At least gums don't really matter in terms of appearance, since no one ever sees them much unless you smile a big crazy smile

And yeah I also seem to be a strong independent black woman who don't need no dentist

That's good ^^ It was good I guess; I'm not really into family gatherings


I'm gonna finish the Halloween DLC and get the suckybus outfit later

i'm actually making an exception for pants atm cause like it's cold af

Then my style matches my intent ;3

Then Discord me and we can lewd voice chat or something idk.

I'm headed to bed in a minute :3


Same here dude. I'm trying to keep my feet off the ground, they'll get frozen there

Awwe. maybe next time^^

nini

i have a brother, half-sister, and a stepsister

my half-sister actually wasn't there but is coming in this weekend

it was kinda wild though, cause like my brother and his "gf" drove me home and i was all like, you guys wanna smoke? so we got even more wrecked at my place

my brother texted me the next day apologizing for storming out at the end of the night

"Lol you stormed off? i didn't even remember. no worries bro"


yeah she thinks after a good cleaning, the gums that were rated 5 (shit) will probably improve

i hear you dog

fortunately this family gathering was small enough for me to enjoy and not piss off anyone too much by being sloppy

my stepdad did get pissed off cause i was swearing around my nephew

but like we were playing that card game "bullshit"

how were we not supposed to swear lol


man the first time it dips below zero F it takes a little bit for the building's heat to catch up

it was so cold i finally took my ac unit out of my window

Finish the post game before DLC desu.

Damn, that sounds crazy. Haven't been that partied up in a long while x_x

Glad you had fun.

merry christmas TP

yeah i kinda wonder why he stormed off

i'm such an instigator though so i bet he had a good reason and didn't even remember

my brother and i can be bad news together


y-you too eisey-poopy ;;

how's your break been going so far?

forgot i have themed images

Oh, you? An instigator? lmao

its pretty alright
finally have some time to start converting my parents' home videos like i promised

what have you been up to

It's important for me to take short breaks when I get so bored that I start meme-ing about drama that people don't want me to meme about (Sorry Smiles!)

Anyway what's wrong? You don't like being single?

You should take this time to focus on self-love. Being content with being alone actually tends to make peoples' relationships healthier ^^


Mine was pretty much just boring but there was good food and a cute dog

I don't think I've heard of that game

Is swearing part of the rules


What do you mean by the "post game"? The other DLC? Cause I think I've pretty much finished everything that isn't DLC

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what even was that first part???

No, not at all. I'm on like red alert for cuddles atm.

And I know this, but fuck if I know how to even do that.

not even close to my old record tho

like if we are both down to clown, we're so destructive together

there needs to be one of us not quite feeling it to hold the other back


oh that's dope

yeah get that shit on the cloud before everything deteriorates

been trying to relax, but like idle hands etc

been like jerking off and worrying about stupid shit too much

but i did get some way overdue appointments out of the way

like eye doctor and teeth. teeth was a big one. i was so scared


well like you go around the table starting with 2 and work your way up

first person will be like "i have ____ twos" and they can either tell the truth and actually put how many twos they have in the middle of the table, or lie and put more than what they have

if someone thinks they're lying, they say "bullshit". if the person was lying, they take all the cards in the middle, if they were telling the truth, the person who called liar takes the cards

object is to get rid of all your cards


dude masturbating to free porn all day is way better than wasting money on a human

my parents are too paranoid about the cloud, they just want it on a hard drive which is cool i guess. i'll keep a couple backups.

my dad refuses to buy a NAS and its irritating

why were you scared?

I mean doing the library at the very end of the post-game after getting literally every girl in the town.

yeah actually i'm not terribly trustful of the cloud either. i keep everything on a flash

but like i should probably back it up on a few flashs in case i spill wine on one

cause like i hadn't been in 4+ years and i thought my teeth were a lot worse than they are

i have bad experiences with dentists cause like they always say that fillings won't hurt and they always kill

i think my teeth are super sensitive. it's weird, i have an abnormally high pain tolerance everywhere else besides my teef

i go every 6 months cus my mommy makes me

for all the neglecting of brushing i did when i was younger i've never had a cavity or anything. kinda blessed.

my bottom teeth hurt when i drink anything cold though. not a fan of that.

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If I start to get bored with threads my shitposting gets out of control, basically

-hugs warmly- :3

I just naturally wanted to be alone after my last relationship so I guess it was easier for me

But the main things are just listening to yourself, being honest with yourself about your thoughts and emotions, and making sure to take proper care of yourself in general

Maybe explore parts of yourself that you haven't sufficiently explored yet


Oh, makes sense

You could just say "bullpoop" but that doesn't sound as good


I think I might be unclear on what's DLC and what isn't, cause I downloaded both game expansion DLCs before I tried to do any "post game," lol

I thought the rest of the girls were unlocked as part of the "Is the order a DLC?" DLC

Basically I fought Miriam and then found out you need to beat the Halloween DLC to get the other clothes so I started working on that instead of continuing the path I was on

Wearing suckybus clothes for the rest of the plot seems like a nice idea

fuck man the whole front of my mouth is sensitive to cold cause like i've grinded away most of the enamel in my sleep

yeah once your mommy stops making you, it's real easy to slip

and like when your insurance doesn't cover dental, it's HELLA easy to think literally everything else is a higher priority


i don't remember very clearly,

but i do think we revised the name of the game so he could play

but it gets pretty heated, especially near the end

so some bullshits inevitably slip out

Like what kinda parts? I don't know what that really entails.

And yeah, I've just been trying to do me and be nice to myself and stuff. Setting up my future's foundation etc.

the only card games i can ever handle drunk are bullshit or spoons

and something always breaks during spoons

I'm always here in varying degrees of attention

No. There's 20 or sp girls that you recruit as base game only, including Erina and Ribbon.

And then the one area in the library that you can't get into opens up to you.

elmers, stocking and i all have similar typing profiles

neat ^^

whoa shit so does eisen

when did he join doublespace masterrace ;;

rin's thoughts are too complete before the double space

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i tend to unconsciously adjust my typing style to complement whoever i'm talking to

i think it's called code switching


is that why it happens to me? i never even bothered asking about it.

i don't enjoy thinking about how fast that time is coming up.

why don't fools perv on randos in tiny anymore

Alcohol was probably a big factor too

It seems like it would be easy to just forget not to say "bullshit"


It's up to you to figure that out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

For me, the gay part of me was one of the parts

What do you mean by your future's foundation? Getting into a new job or what? ^^


I did get Erina and Ribbon in the "My Town" list somehow, but idk how lol

Anyway, I guess you just look around for the other ones? I'm used to grils being marked on the map

Hm? Alcohol?

No one TC's anymore. Crazy bitch was an oddity in them. Not many come by and stick around.

It's the post-game story, what you were doing in when you recruited Miriam.

The last one should be Rumi, assuming you didn't skip the third fight with Kotri.

THIS

you gotta just space it when it feels right.

oh lawd that was pre-hormones

i donno like i just know that is why mine are so sensitive

i've been grinding most my life

pretty soon i will blink and they will be dust

it's pretty funny though, cause i can turn my chan typing profile off and on so easily now

it took a lot of practice though before i could type a personal email with normal punctuation without thinking about it too much


oh for sure

but hey, he needs to learn fuck and shit sometime

at least i wasn't dropping nbombs


doooo it

Eh. Don't feel like drinking right now. Maybe in a bit.

Yeah TP is here


Ohh, I thought that was part of "Is the order a DLC?" lol

I guess I have no idea what will be in that even though I paid for it


I don't see any real reason for "shit" to be considered worse than "poop," really

They mean the exact same thing except "shit" sounds sharper and "poop" sounds sillier

then idk

I want to be more self-confident so I don't get all sad and feelsy when people are doodoo heads.

I've got a pretty solid 2-3 year plan rn. Should be set up nicely for myself by the time I hit the big three- oh.

bored2deth

anyone wanna shittalk on discord?

I see.

i kinda stopped typing "formally" everywhere except writing emails or some facebook messages. it's a weird part of getting older.

seems like a lot of people go through a phase around ages 14-17 where typing with proper capitalization and punctuation is super fucking important.

perhaps

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haha yea

i think like piggirl was the only rando that quasi stuck around

wait was that pretty danish fellow tokai a tc conquest?

1 min. gotta find my headset and clean my bong.

add me on discord or invite me wherever you need to pls

Elmagination Station#1748

Oh, you might also have to hunt down Kiki whose entire area is just a Plurk advert, lmao.

I don't even have that DLC desu.

im gud

not sure. The one guys were weird dudes that showed up but left a little later.

Yeah that kind of comes with self-love and being centered in yourself in general

That's good; I hope everything works out well ^^ Idk what you meant by ending that last sentence that way though


How u


I actually did that before I finished the main game

I was confused about what was going on but that area was pretty

Maybe you should get that DLC since it's on sale; seems like people like it ^^


Why u not on Steam

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Ha.
Haha.
Funny joke.

Almost as funny as the time my friend asked me if I heard that ringing noise.

Absolute laugh riot, the both of you.

I wanna be set for when I turn 30.

Check inventory


Are you implying you're close to 30 now? You seem young :3

I'm 27.

Sober.

Gifts are dumb. You suck.

Thanks.

damn i got a nasty lag or connection or something


then why mention it


yeah like i think the children should be desensitized early against the sharpness of words

they're just words dummy

like if someone really hated you they would like try to kick your ass lmaos


eh like at work and in personal emails i'm hella proper

even my texts are pretty together compared to here

like i would get annoyed if someone u2'd me

my grandma texts all sorts of symbols but she gets a pass due to the arthritis and poor eyesight


oh yeah there was that one rando guy

that got too serious too fast

god bless

can't remember name

something about flying or a bird?

Someone else did.

Thus segway into thread.

no no no no. you are supposed to be like 22 or something. I'm supposed to be the geezer here.


Hmmm. can't remember

*segue

my dad texted "lmao" to me the other day, that blew me away

The geezer is TP.

Why who are you and how old?

Yes yes

who did


yeah i think i'll think of it eventually or with like grim's help

it wasn't a real word or it was a weird spelling of a real word


before like :) autocorrected to an emoji, my dad was all like huh?

stay cool dad

fast forward to now however. like facebook posts galore. to his credit, his are kinda interesting

or more so than like baby pics

No, you're more like 23


You could always stop being sober


♥

Being a NEET must be hard if you're not slowly draining a bunch of money you made previously


Treating the words like really bad things that you shouldn't say is probably the main thing that makes people see them as having weight in the first place

37. It's gay. M double F Ecks Dee

FUCK YOU COMCAST
FASTER CONNECTION MY ASS
YOU ARE SO LUCKY THERE IS AN XFINITY HOTSPOT I CAN ACCESS FROM HOME
SMFH

27


27

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Would be nice.

The goal is to be in school come next fall desu.

my dad and i both got apple watches for christmas so now we're comparing our exercise data and sending each other dumb doodles.

yeah. It's easy to forget i'm not 27 anymore at this point.

exactly

not saying you should be a crass twat around your kids

but they should be presented educationally as parents before they're exposed in the wild


don't colon me bro


hahaha oh man fyl

wait mff you're older than me?

neat ^^

;

darbears older than me

but he doesn't even treat me like a contemporary

he treats me like a damn dirty baby

it's so infuriating

Stop being a petulant child then.

reminds me of a frank zappa skit

LIKE A PETULANT CHILD

think it's on lather or something

it sucks.

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maybe 200 motels cr

so contemporary

i'm like having the worst midage crisis year of my life

every little growth i think is the end

protips?

I was thinking how its cool that rabbits and shit can just survive off eating only grass and random flowers and then it crossed my mind how little calories their are in stuff like. is that why they have to eat all the time? and we have access to all these high energy density foods and we use that fuel to like, play videogames and exercise for sport.

feels good to be at the top of the food-chain

maybe joe's garage actually

i really need to get back into some zappa

like its cold as shit out and everything is covered in snow and those rabbits are still hopping around out there, what a miserable fucking existence

it's crazy to see bunny's in the yard seemingly frozen when it's ridiculously cold

but like they can just sit like that and stay warm from all their cute bunny fat

they are chillin quite literally

I don't know really. I don't have any answers for it myself except watching your health more since a lot of things start creeping up in your late 30's and early 40's.

yea smoke lots of weed and stay strong

i already self-diagnosed an enlarged prostate lol

i need a break

you have to pee a lot???

that fucking sucks dude

Indiana is ass backwards. Alcohol: legal. Weed: very illegal, drug classes.


SOB. Wut?

did your boyfriend tell you how i was a rudeboy to him ;;

yeah like i have to pee very suddenly sometimes

and sometimes like after i'm done

it like drips

it's hella annoying

hashtag dying sucks

fucking shit im going to have myself a smoke right now, i dont have any alcohol but i wish i had that too atm


:(

lol

hey it happens

you just kinda have to plan more

yea no it just really fucking sucks, that or you just man up and deal with the discomfort, it's just signals you're getting, you're not actually going to piss yourself or die from a ruptured bladder

like last time i took a trip to ohio i drank a lot of coffee

and peed like three times before leaving

but getting out of chicago is a bitch

and the rest stop i needed was closed

so i had to stop at the side of the highway to pee

you have to not load up on water basically when bathrooms aren't readily available

like my pee is more yellow cause i limit my water

i have also lost weight

so maybe water isn't that great

that is a lot to plan around for sure, i know how you feel though i have really bad days with coffee too, when your nervous i think you have to pee more often

dont be retarded you need to drink plenty of water still, you are made of it.

Don't be rude to my Erio, he is all I have

yeah like before i do something i'm nervous for

i gotta drink the coffee

it's all about taking a break long enough to empty?

idk it sucks for sure dude


no i meant tea guy

did you guys break up?

stocking is my bro

rightfully so

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yea i won't bum you out talking about it here my bro onto other topics, im about to finish clearing this bowl and finishing a mindless video i was watching earlier before i start and even longer more mindless video after

i don't think anything could bring my lower than i am

i spent yesterday rewatching "the guild" on netflix

then like i got sucked into felicia day's youtube channel

next thing you know i'm bongs deep into table top games

nice trips bru

gonna bird up and get some more brews

brb

i was over my friends house playing overwatch on his ps4, and i kept talking about PC games and he was getting salty because just by discussing the differences he felt like i was insulting the console version worse (which it is) and saying he could beat me with a controller if I was using mouse and keyboard (which he couldn't) and we kept saying the other person sucked even though we kept going gold and silver in every match

neither of us was sucking but it was fun to keep saying you suck to each other

You live tea guy alone too, he is the only person that actually likes me for who I am...


riflely~

-pats you on the head- that's not true, we all enjoy messing with you and seeing easily baited people react to your bullcrap

Who reacts to me?

it could be an infection. You could get it checked out.


Not sure where you are at but it's time to brush that snow off the car while you're warming it up and get them wheels a rollin

i mean i see you replying to quite a few people at once, and sometimes people send private messages, it's pretty amusing

I'm just having light conversations with people here, is that so wrong?

Louise isn't a tsundere.

She's a psychopath.

a reply is a reaction

holy moly the snow. winter is an actual thing


yeah yours is def worse


b-but he thinks you are a girl ;;

h-how about YOU leave him alone ;;


it's just an enlarged prostate

self-diagnosed

i don't want old jewish man finger up me bum

tfw u get a daki as a christmas gift

I didn't like how she kept beating up that guy in the anime

Is it wrong for people to talk to me?


He never thought that! lmao

he used fem pronouns the whole time

it's really mean to do that to him

he really is a bro

great timing frank

haha well it makes us play better to have shit like that going on, makes us more aggressive to talk to each other aggressively, i try to be helpful and spot people he misses but he's just an asshole and watches, and he's literally only playing Moria or sometimes Mei

so sad homeboy died from ball cancer

no, there's nothing wrong with people talking to you

wat

get a young jewish girl doctor. After she pulls out, ask her out for some coffee.

bd posts so much sometimes he don't know who is who

what is the joke here

no i was talking to you about Overwatch still

oh fuck lol

overwatch is shit

I just figure it would be better if it was a female. Maybe ask her out for some sausage after she's off work.

I asked him to and he agreed


Then what's the problem here?

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what a fucking bitch

i like looking at youtube in thread

yea!


there is no problem, i don't think i said you being here was a negative thing at any point

you have some weird game sometimes my friend

lol aggressive blacks

Somebody cheer me up and suck my dick?

well ok if you say so...

honestly the dude on miami named "suh" is goat


what's wrong love?

dawn is too young to fuck, thats bad

blood-chan

what about that tea guy thing

tea guy is just sonata_blue

In this case, it's just over the top crap I'm throwing out there. I wouldn't do it myself.

My bike is dickered.

oh i know

i prefer lately to use stocking's funny og name for him


we're like cooking bros dude


we should totally do northwest indiana strip clubs

fulll touch


you wreck?

suucks

tea guy does like to cook a lot

No, no wreck. There is an electrical issue. And possibly my starter is fucked.

You wouldn't slam that ass though?


Yeah?

sup nerds

so many gravy tips

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wait you're in like sunny arizona

fuck your starter

hello BC

how do you do?

it seemed like he liked you

why play such a cool nice guy like that

is my question

muh cock


She is a cold blooded bitch. Doesn't like to kick. But if it was just the starter yeah, no huge deal. But my alternator wasn't charging my battery.

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i mean i can see grim

he is a pervert

but like tea guy?

were you just bored that week?

kill more homeless dogs

smfh

There is a bar that I went to one time. Long story short, by law probably, at the bars it's alcohol + only pasties or no alcohol + full nudity. Pretty much everywhere. One place that is different is a place just south of you and I drove there with my brother and another friend(s) (Long ago). Club O.

tea guy is independent enough to make the decisions they want about a person, even if i question their judgement

Wait, who is dawn and what does their ass look like?

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you must want both you big fag


scroll up a few posts blood-chan literally just posted dawns ass

it's such a weird feeling

like walking outside

and knowing my car will start

no matter what


all the shady bars are in indiana

basically all the ones you can actually grab a pussy for 20 dollars

Dam. I didn't know that. My broke ass hasn't been to one in a while. I used to frequent one and get to know all the girls but then I stopped.

I see no asses except for the ones I am posting.


Keep it up and you are getting sugar in your gas tank.

i mean i haven't been to a stripclub in ages

my chinese friend ricky always raved about the full touch indiana clubs


sorry sorry

i just had my transmission did
and my oil did

and it's really the first time in my life i have a dependable ride

and it has xmserious so it's legit

Really good actually~ What about you?


I don't know, I don't see how any of that was my fault


You didn't write anything

its an anime girl from pokemon you perv

you tell me i type too much

nah I got the small knot


I am well, had a lot of fun getting dinner with lili, then I picked up a hot chocolate before I came home ^-^

did you date him?

probably all you can handle anyways

sometimes i kinda like how incurably shifty BC is

Yeah my rides are never truly dependable.


What a let down

right?

Son of a bitch. Around here they wouldn't let you. Some people they would though sometimes they run their pussies (with their bottom moved over) over your mouth from what my friend said.

dude it's so weird

until this one i was riding a 94 volvo

and i mean in a wreck that was dependable

but like it was bulimic with fluids

i miss her so ;;

...

idk bottom line is stripclubs are creepy and only for getting kicked out of

Over all, yeah. You won't get what you really want there, even if you get something.

My bike has been relatively dependable. Only been down a day or so.


Well now I am hard.

such a waste of money

i always get my nut on tubekitty

you want confident cucks?

they got that

for free

hypothetical

your bike is at the shop

mechanic says dude you're not gonna like this

what is your fix vs new price

I found the first flaw in your proposal. I am my mechanic. And honestly there isn't much that I wouldn't be able to fix. If the engine got fucked is about it, and some of that I can fix. Hell, my brother's whole front end is fucked from an accident, we can put it all back together.

ty again for gif
i will message u with my DECISION
it is a difficult one.

also. can you link me the ones i sent to you ? bc i cant remember ;-;

Tryna sleep like

this isn't as good but a continuance.


Actually, yeah, pretty much.

nice man

yeah my stepdad fixed my brake leak

it's really nice keeping mechanics close

revy my love ;;

...

Been awake too damn long

you need sleep

dear

Try
Difficult
Headache
Anxiety

ye in a minute I'm being a virtual trap in VRChat with yan

vrchat is so much fun !!!

do you ever like start to fall asleep

then your first REM cycle is so crazy that it wakes you to the wide up

that happens to me

sucks when i have things to do tbh

you wild and crazy kids

help me i busted out a wii and an old TV

wii tennis

is hella

dooope

Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker

can someone please give me some music?

all my shit is cancer

Still got my boner, so all good. Continue.


Seriously man. You have to, it is too expensive otherwise.

hallou

i am so fortunate

but he talks a lot

like yeah i can fix american cars

opens the hood

oh you cant check the transmission fluid

there is a lot of bravado in mechanics


oh hey

youtube.com/watch?v=q3lpoGABH6A

I just took the other half of my pot brownie 8)

wassup

it's something

thanks


who was that tc rando who became a reg and got super seriel too fast and quit

oh shit this is tight

...

cookie?

no no like the dude

a dude?

hmmm not sure

youtube.com/watch?v=D3llU-smhnQ

do i like edm now?

who fuckn knows

he started in a january

I dont care enough about randos lol

how was ur xmas

it's so funny when people ask my musical tastes

because like i say it's all over the place

and i legit am not being edgy

it was lovely

did you bring your girl to around

she had the whole church thing so I let her do her thing

I did my thing w my family
I was so sick I felt like I was gonna die

sick on christmas?

do you ever think that god does not want you to fuck this christian heathen

just a thought bro

Is shitposting still a thing?

oh shit based free in this b

LOL
its possible but ill keep doing it


hayle yeah

using a proxy cause he spent all his money on porn sites LOL

...

ask free

whyy would you do that

Yo


kool skidool

Because you do?

...?


We haven't broke up~


What?


Lol that reminds me of Erio

how has your holiday been love

you are trash

someone has to pay for porn somewhere

this but unironically and with love

old people

this

it wouldn't exist

cut the rope

...

That is just a huge part of the man thing. Always act like you know what the fuck you are doing.


Excellent.

real q grum

did you see what BC did to tea guy?

fuck

that

shit

it is like 50 50 when he says he can fix things

i get so nervous

Very nice. A little relative troubles but every family has those.

am not...


don't spam link her, please

You're pretty much garbage impersonating a human.

lol i replied to a CHVRCHES video

lol this isn't even music

some idiot

but she's so cute though

what happened to you

smfh

i bet you feel real good about yourself saying that to me

what do you mean?

haha yeah

what were yours

i got a little too drunk with my brother and his fat grl

This spell you got me, it's like magic!~

you used to be a person

no what happen?

-slaps ass-

It's akin to feeling good after telling someone that water is wet, or that it's hot outside. Stating the obvious grants me no additional feeling.

he had tea guy talking about being in a relationship with BC

here is BC

just a b

My aunt got so drunk she was hitting on me. That was an ABORT ABORT

grim no refuse BC

grim is too far gone

bc a thottie


bc does what bc does

i legit believe that grim still believes that bloodchan is a girl

men can be sluts too tp

cute CUTE

what is it about mexicans and being so loud that I have to actually pound on my wall to get them to shut the fuck up and turn their music of

I don't understand, I've always been a person


ow!
and don't spam link me!


so you feel nothing when you hurt me?..

I love Sonata though


Grim and I met though :0

Mexicans don't have necks

no we didnt meet


god that sucks


-slap-

Not really.

yes

you still believe

that is creepy dude


lying to loved ones

etc

...

i mean i don't even lie to people i hate here

grim if he respected you...

he wouldn't lie

aw i love chihuahuas~


why...


I love Sonata in a different way

Why what.

you just thought it would be "fun"

fuck you

its brick out

why are you so sick to not feel anything when you hurt me


it was fun


werd i've been out here since 8, i want to cry

u doing anything special for new year

...

it had you being bored written all over it

thanks for ruining everything that is sacred

The op for this thread is one of the worst things I've ever seen

that means the community's healthy

oh hi ban

I don't know about that.


yo yo yo yo

Hell no I don't want to part of the latest terror attack!


You don't really believe that do you?


And I'll do it again, I'm already working on someone else.

how's your night been

if we had a mod who gave a fuck

Yo

I went in saying I was just gonna get a cola

now I;m fuckin toasted on rum..

how does this happen?

If you weren't trash I suppose I might have an emotional input.

how was your discord fuck

just wellam things
I had an edible a half hr ago

I just got out of them coma I put myself in and I don't know what to do with myself.

Who fucked?

I'm jelly

you disappeared into discord with that guy

that was at you

I'll stay up with you. Fuck everything tonighgt.

Just don't let me start crying cause I wont' stop.

What guy? what?

Nah, I went to the bar with my roommate you chode.

What's up with you?

what got you into it

oh nothing

if you go back and read threads i swear it looks like you cybered on dickord

~

damn this game is really frustrating

bd heal

...

i'm only kidding, silly


how am i trash? i don't like this negative attention


but i want balls deep...

contraband

What do you know about tattoos ?

im playing a game entirely focused around Toad

you are a piece of shit

please die

Oh. idk. I'd rather get irl action tho

See:

you still fucking bern?

I haven't seen him since we went and saw Spectre.

And we never fucked.

damn bruh

indie?


come get this good good


this must be made crystal clear

the bond movie?

how romantic?

honestly skyfall is the best

...

obviously.


yes. it was a good time^^

idk what that is. I've only seen spectre and quantum of solace

it was on the Wee

Captain toad: treasure tracker

should I get crossfaded?


you paid for this

That hurt..


that hurts...


only if you promise no condom

quantum of shit is like the fourth best

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you hurt a friend

noose yourself

nope, the wii is not mine and neither is the game, it was just there from some relatives and im like shit i might as well hook it up and play it since im bored

its actually pretty good