♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

God Wish, it's like you secretly long for my dick or something lmao

What manga do you have?
Oh yeah, speaking of that shit have you seen ep 12 of Imouto?
It was pretty enjoyable

Right?

You might weigh more at least :^)

I ship Wish and Soto in my fanfictions all the time.

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He ain't as cute as Subtle but it'll do

No thanks tbh

Corpse Party and Girls Last Tour.
Yeah man, it was pretty comfy. Poor authors...

Probably both :^)

TBH has ANYONE seen subte?

Kamoo

Wow Wish, at least send me nudes for my birthday

Oh you edgy little shitter

The way tehy transitioned intot he OP was pretty nice
I lol'd at him sperging out when she rejected him for being like her little brother

They are similar tbh

Sure sure~

Lol!

feelin pretty sissy today
would like to be told what chores to do for a boy

How about you act like a man for once

Or you could suck my dick

Either works

Man Im tired tho

I already got a few hundred missed texts

Kinda just wanna turn my phone off on Christmas

COME BE MY SISSY GIRL

I should be. But I'll probably end up staying awake till 3-4 am like a degen anyway :^)

Wish :^)

HAHAHAAHAHAH

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pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

clean your room

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WHERE IS LILY!?

WHY AREN'T THESE DISHES DONE?!?!?!?

;~;

👻⚰️

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RIP THE DIP

okay nevermind i dont wanna do chorse actually i was romanticizing them

ill do things like make food or tea though and serve my boy

MAKE ME SOME GREEN TEA

I did actually like that person.

I didn't really know them. But it made me sad to hear the news. Man. It sucked.

I used to talk to her a lot a few years ago

like maybe 6 years ago

Man. MAKES ME NOSTALGIC. I might go grab 2 shots of Jagermeister. One for Squirrel, the other for the others dropped along th way.

I wanna say something

but

half of me knows its a bad idea

yay I've lost 5 lbs

she had killer tits.

Way to go.

Say it anyway!

Sarada is cute.

Is a good crimbo

Point 1... Why is it bad?

point 2... man, that sucks.. I feel kinda shocking feeling even worse for that. :/

down to what now? 375?

Me too

I feel bad about it but i'm still retarded and have no self control.

Our brains are like this. You see someone pass and think sometimes "Man, they had a great ass/rack, what a shame". What is wrong with us.

Or perhaps, "man what a nice cock, such a waste" might be more applicable?

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GREEN TEA

no that's my IQ

weight is 285 now

you got them mixed up, silly Wish

lmaooooooooo the typo

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Same

thanks tracer ^^

how was your crimmus

IT WAS TYPO

she had a a nice cock, such a waste.

pour one out for the way that shaft curved

285

285

Was alright, visited mom.

Only 285 huh

Christ, this nostalgia is going to kill me

please stop bullying me I'm having a tough time IRL right now it's not funny

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Expect that to be capped l0l

2 8 5 btw 4Head

Jager is sweeter than I last remember

ack

I bully everyone

I'm listening to viking music

I feel like I can't die right now

Jager is gud tho

Link viking

you'd bully someone that's thinking about killing themselves?

someone standing on the edge of a bridge about to jump?

Last time I did X, I tripped and thought I was a viking, and almost stomped a door in on a "pillage".

Nothing makes me harder or hornier than bullying the suicidal. But Nezi, TBH, what is up?
Why so on edge?

-stare-

I find such things distasteful, so sure.

What the fuck ?

Why did you start thinking that ?

youtube.com/watch?v=e89hnwHaWUc&t=2s

tired of talking about it but going through rough time irl

finding it harder to be positive lately

I am from the North of England... Which has a strong connection to Scandinavian raiders and vikings.
A good amount of our local colloqialisms are derived from Danish/Swedsih.

LOOK I was fucking high okay.

Well. Whatever. You'll get through it. I am sure you've got a goot support network. If you need to chat shit give one of us a low down in DMs.

Northumbria and Wessex ?

or wessex is actually at the bottom ? ? ? ?

County Durham. Indeed.

Wessex is, like... Southern England... If I remember correctly without looking it up.

You shouldn't have killed Ragnar.

How the little piggies will squeal when they hear how the old boar suffered.

hi

A DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD NED

Evening.

NIGHT RUINED

Mighty Odin conquered the pathetic Christian plebs of England

Pretty cool. A handful of the Witcher3 soundtracks are similar.

Kinda Ælla should have listened.

Ecgberht was just fucked.

Its good

not the best though

Kind of hilarious. Really. How ANCIENT European histories are in comparison to USA.

Maybe, but HATOLD has alot to answer for. Sure Stamford Bridge and the MARCH was a feat of genius. But. Come on.

HAROLD* RIP my typing

emma post that Canadian bacon... for Christmas and such

happy extended christmas everyone unless you're in the uk

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

King Harold ?

The Viking one ?

get fucked scoot

The Anglo-Saxon. Fucker. He would have won if he had kept an eye on arrow trajectories.

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THOSE SHIELD WALLS

Man, FRENCHIES... And their tricksiness!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Some native american music is good too.

Gotta watch out for those arrows.

I do like the OST for this show

youtube.com/watch?v=NPPIqC2oejE

examples?

TOLD YOU BOUT DEM ARROWS BRO

Atleast is isnt the War of the Roses

A HOARDE OF DOTHRAKI SCREAMERS, NED

I mean

they did have a dragon too

don't forget that

O shit, you rite

Have you watched it? I was thinking of getting HBO for my father anyway for watching Westworld, so might as well give it a go.

youtu.be/qz3n5q-Osk8
One I found recently from some game I've never played. Not native per se, but heavily inspired.

I should do a reclamation of Scotland. This is what must be done. Viking style.

I watched it with goggles.

It was pretty good.

VIKINGS is good series

BUT did ban really date goggles?

Yeah

S A V A G E

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YO YO KASPER

I don't see why no one believed it.

Maybe because goggles keeps everything a fuckin' secret or something

To be honest, I can believe it. AFTER alll the behind closed door BS ive been up to because of these threads.
Just seems like... Outrageous. Mostly because... I don't know... Reasons.

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

I'll give it a go then
And yeah maybe Goggles does keep stuff secret, but then again who goes around telling people about their relationships?
I probs also thought that thread relationships was a thing of the past

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I wanna know what those reasons are.

I mean yeah they probably are

its kinda silly

super cute pic mousey
mery chrisma

Because. I couldnt imagine a creep like goggles with you

Disappointed.

Considering how much time some of the posters spend together, perhaps it's not as silly as it sounds.

Should I play some dank Runescape or go to bed?

I mean, goggles... But, whatever, Guess I cannot judge

Hey Lewds have I mentioned my boyfriend to you yet?

I have a boyfriend btw

ty

merry crimbass

Oh shit dude

don't let him here you say that

he will hate you forever

Do you have a runescape gf yet ?

God Wish quit showing me off toeveryone

The Casper needs to come by.

Saw you flirting with Soto earlier, yeah

I used to collect them

WHAT THE FUCK

Fuck you Soto.

So fold your hands child, And walk straight now, Go on and take your best shot, They can never find our secret hiding spot, Where we play all day, We'll go on and on anyway

I don't care. GAoggles is one of those posters I want to Bury.

I giggled :3

Too easy to pass up
Is it someone from thread?

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Soto stop being so old

BITCHES BE EATIN ASS CUZ THEY BOTTOM FEEDAS

wow

get 3 more

Show me proof

I thought you guys got a long since he was always in the same voice chat as you.

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Ian weren't you a hotshot on OSRS?

Nice links
But yeah I'll get back to you once I manage 20

I expect 21.

I would ethnically cleanse a Croat village for a Marlboro 'bout now.

We all coexist. REALTALK - I dont really care about/for Goggles. They are just. Like. There. They arent anything to me. Harsh. But honest. I bet I am nothing to them. So no love lost.

My 2007 character is decent-ish.

My RS3 account has existed since like 2005 tho. Haven't played either in like 6 months at least

I bet he doesn't talk much anyways.

Kind of.

Nibba is either NOT Talking or is very PASSIVE.
Like, be more assertive and NOT a puff.

Will see what I can find. Otherwise you could act as standin for a minute.

There's that guy somewhere that tells you how old your account is, right? I think mine is at least 10 years old too.

I picked up OSRS while I was home for Christmas and I'm having a surprising amount of fun.

Gotcha.

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Hes a lot more of a normal boy when he loses his shell.

Not completely though

the potential exists though

3mil

A... Normie.... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wish Ban would make me into a normal boy

A normal fag

Is that even doable ?

Might be able to borrow from Ian

What even is that? How do you make them normie?

Make them listen to FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS?

Ians money is dirty.

I don't know

It just kinda happens

They did get a guitar though

pretty sure that was because of me

FUCK IAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh boi, the Australian Tongiht Alive? kek

There's no reason it shouldn't be.
I am always ready for POSITIVE changes

Yeah, in Lumbridge

It's fun off and on, sometimes I get obsessed for long periods then just lose all interests for months and months

So am I.
Good to hear about the guitar btw. Influencing someone enough to pick up an instrument is nothing small.

Right. I just bought a single month of membership. We'll see how long I continue. Was lucky enough for some dude to hand out Christmas gifts in form of 20k so I've been able to buy all armor sets that I can use so far.

and do it on cam too

???

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What's up, nerd?

Good, faggot.

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Is that some tv show they have or something ?

Are you trying to tell me you want AIDES ?

I haven't heard him play though.

I just like yelling curse words at you.

I feel like this is the only way I can bond with you.

CAN WE CLIMB THIS MOUNTAIN?
I DONT KNOW.
HIGHER NOW THAN EVER BEFORE

Send help

That is very strange.

Another day.

Tongiht ALive is a band... theyre from Australia it is irony.

yeah well fuck you too then

That would work if "AIDS Positive" was a change. you meant "HIV".
But no, I was thinking more of like gay kisses

I am the help

I don't know them by name then.

No I meant aides.

Later. I am too drink for this.

That is okay, no worries. Later. I have drunk to destruction.

Dunno if you got off on bad terms
But you should check up on his practice if he does keep it up

Oh okay
Then you be my aides

Bye then.

We are on good terms.

I could ask I guess

maybe

if I feel like it

No

you're my aide

clean my floors and wash my feet faggot

I feel like I should be asleep

Wait, what? What did I do now?

That's racist

Go sleep then.

Nothing important is happening here.

Nothin'

my mistake

please for give me

Uh... okay then

OK but why would I wash your feet and not the rest of you?

Do you not shower

You made it that way

Anyone can help anyone else

Less talking please.

I don't pay you for that.

You expect me to pay attention to what I'm doing?

Good job
:thumbsup:

Bitch, I'm here. What could possibly be more important than that?

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You guys are gay.

"no"

the gayest

hewwo wooka

no

no

Better

Now surprise me with something amazing.

But phrasing it "the help" tho

[luka]

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

Damn straight.

meow

rawr!

Joy.

You know it.

Yes.

Soto pretending his daki is ikt whenever he sleeps with it.

Also, I'm here, so.
Like.

Yeah.

Two Canadians showing up at the same time?????

How's that

What if you were the help
Whites have been indentured servants just as often.

That wasn't a yes or no question you faggot.

All Canadians are the same person dess.

Based off what ?

Thats pretty impressive.

NO

Your mere presence makes everyone else gay?

Good call on soto though.

Yes, cunt.

That specific word choice isn't associated with indentured servants tho

chiri, rin, and kanra are all the same poster? i can buy that, but not wish and duke

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Hmmm...

nope

Are you Justin Bieber???

I don't get a whole lot of practice with that one
Not many dudes keen on gettin blowed while there's chainsaws in the mix.

Are you the indentured servants expert now!?

:3

wouldnt want it any other way to be honest

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The rampant faggotry.

You know it.
I'm basically Bridget.
Except no one likes me.
And it's gay not to like me.
So everyone's gay.

Technically that is what I said.

Homolord.

It looks like the gang is back together

No

Tbh idk how we got onto this subject

How was your Christmas?

Go away.

if its gay not to like u am i straight now ?

I've been cut by one

Literally when ?

I have not.

Shut up Buttfox

????????

its christmas

chiri is really luka

Shit dude put me on a feature

It was nice.
I just been playing video games and watching some shows.
Made my calls. It's what I like best.
What about u

How'd you get cut??

i'm anxious

cute horned females

Someone cut me with it.

Had to staple me back together

You can't even tell it happened now.

You're still the most gay.

That one time, in the back alley, where you told me you'd make me a woman...

Gonna go with no...

Made/ate lunch with the family, opened presents and whatnot. Drove home because work tomorrow bleh

I would never

I am no fox, Yatse!

Time for christmas Holos!

Well see

All I did was say it

I would have actually done something if I was gay

About ?

i guess thats not wrong

ill take that role

You don't get to choose this.

I'm not sure you can just call both liking AND not liking you gay.

Thank you they're my daughters

Did you make someone really angry? jeez

YOUR loss. I'm the biggest artist of 2017.

Just imagine dude, Christmas is on a TUESDAY next year. No one is gonna have the day off lol.

"oops I missed the tree"

my computer

woof woof

But...
you held my hand...
and said it'd be alright...

Wow.

Leroy McGonagal?

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Oh, you guys are similar

Well I will because I have an office job and it's just kinda what happens

Oh, shit, you right.
I'm retarded

Not even a

This is clearly fake

well shit
in the good or bad way?

she's beutiful!

you probably shouldn't have been near someone operating a chainsaw, homegirl

Yeah that's right I am that guy

I'm seeing a walmart job in your future.
You're working christmas night shift and you hate life

Yes, you are.
But it's alright, I forgive you.

I am nothing if not a benevolent goddess.

YOU CAN'T BE HOLDING MY HAND AND PATTING MY HEAD BAN.
THAT'S NOT CUTE.
IT'S JUST CLUMSY.

HECK.

I found a couple I thought you would like last night, I just need to remember which ones they all were now!

A benevolent goddess with an awesome folder.

Exactly.

I always go for the head pat into the "it will be alright"

I couldn't have been holding your hand at the time of the murder

This case is finished

you're going to jail

which ones are they? >_>

Neutral

Wait what, why?

o yeah ??

i dont think theres anything surprising about me wanting to be sissy overlord

I will try and pick them out and post them

well that folder is damn good

Love me some Vieras

Time to go ~shopping~!

ill send you a sock ive worn if u get me snow fawn poppy

$10?
That'll maybe get you a chroma :^)

This is a good deal

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Also get fucked I bought Snow Fawn today and my dick is diamonds

I don't really like Chromas.

i want deals!!!!

i'll keep an eye out for them *snuggles*

I'm sorry it was a joke about how overpriced things are in League ;;

I feel like the prices are pretty alright.
Save for the Ultimate skins.

What is she from?

It's not that great - I stopped making it after the first dozen pages.

There.

There was a murder...?

Is there supposed to be?

They're a race in the Final Fantasy Series

Fran is from FFXII (the one in this post)

Still, at least the images you use are pretty damn cute

They are all yours
*petpet*

you said wow. in response to me claiming my role !!

sm h

duh

hee hee :3

Oh.
She's pretty woof desu.

Well, yeah.
When you're so earnest and forward about it, it's hard not to be taken aback.

Well I mean, $10 for you is a single 1350 skin.
Thanks to Trudeau, $10 for me is a single 975 skin.

$10 for a skin is a little bit ridiculous to me.

The final fantasy games had some damn good character designers!

Yeah

A goddess now? Says who?
I never voted for you.

That sucks.
I don't mind 10 bucks now and then on a skin. I usually make enough that it's fine and LoL has given me years of entertainment.

self confidence is one of my biggest assets !!

big ass helps self confidence

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Ended up getting the Twitch Chroma set for his Omega skin, a key, and a snowdown capsule. That gave me enough shit to unlock MFs arcade skin.

awoo

Honestly, if I could pay in USD things would be a lot better.
Their current rate is something like 1:0.71 when the dollar is 1:0.79 so I could be paying $12.70 for a 1350 skin instead of $20 and having 700 extra RP sitting around.

Then again I looked at my account once and it said I had spend something like $900 on the game already :^)

me too sorta tbh

family didnt feel the need to tell me they were playing games and then when i came out to get a drink they heckled me and were like
bababa why arent u playin/u should play !!!!

which just made me more emo

Just save up for all the shit you want, pay for a sever transfer and buy it.
Then transfer back.

hi Nezi

Goodwolf

W-We're on the same server already though...

imagine a version of its a wonderful life where the angel shows the protagonist what the world would be like if he'd never been born and it's identical to slightly better.

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And fewer jews, asians, and blacks.

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that ones cute!

looks like they're going on 2018's naughty list

dog

happy holidays and stuff, did you have a good christmas

So is that

what did u do for xmas?

You must be really bored.

Hello night crew

Underrated post

Hi, I'm here all night.

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Jesus Christ no I hoped you were dead by now

tfw been up way too long
but i still wanna GAME

u kno my late nite bubbers

hey guess what, i didnt die on the way there or back

I have to admit I thought I wouldn't be alive now either, but people are easy to manipulate irl.

-hug-

Hi. I'm here all night.

What a shame.

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You should probably kill yourself tbh

Oh, really?

No, sorry, I lied.
Going to sleep right now.

Oh okay

Sleep tight

I ate lots and lots of food with family!

i know right? sounds like we were both hoping we;d be dead by now

tough shit tho

-hug hug-

cut me tbh

Why aren't you people with family or loved ones?

Because it's midnight.

family and loved ones are asleep

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merry late xmas
make a new fkin thread u lazy shits`

it is a nice thing to have

I need to get one.

I think we need a horned animu girl thread

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goodnight friends and buddies

wuv u much
xoxoxoxoxo
one last christmas wish ^w^

enjoy the rest of your week !!!!

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shadows and light

smol hol

muh appuls desu

All the apples

A-all the apples? But what about the orchards? What then?

Are you denying Holo apples?!

Shhhh

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