Ohh, chimpanzee that it's Monkey News, ya --

Bentley Watson
Bentley Watson

bald manc twat

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youtube.com/watch?v=uVkjj8568d8
youtube.com/watch?v=_ceNoLdXq0k
youtube.com/watch?v=RHUxyXZBXY8&list=RDRHUxyXZBXY8
imdb.com/title/tt5013056/

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

wait

what

Blake Cruz
Blake Cruz

i miss brad

Lincoln Clark
Lincoln Clark

TP what did you mean

Eli Smith
Eli Smith

lmao he saves alphys last

Andrew Reed
Andrew Reed

about what ?

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

I've ran out of Amarula, so I can't get any drunker.

It's downhill from here, probably best if I go to sleep.

Henry Brown
Henry Brown

I'm going to be shitting orange cheetos milk tomorrow, I'm lactose intolerant and have been sitting here drinking cream liqueur all night and eating cheetos.

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

4chan

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

i probably wanted to fuck revi

Carter Price
Carter Price

i should make some cofe

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

You still want to, Phil.

Cooper Price
Cooper Price

she is hot

Samuel Gomez
Samuel Gomez

Merry Christmas

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

brad get out of here

Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

he saves alphys
there's the problem

Joshua Reyes
Joshua Reyes

You said a lot of things TP

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

Have good holidays Bard!

Chase Nguyen
Chase Nguyen

i did

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

i'm very loneley

Brayden Lee
Brayden Lee

oh no why

Cameron Watson
Cameron Watson

I had a vivid dream where I was playing a bass again, I mean I haven't owned one since I sold it to you years ago, but in the dream it was right there, and I just y'know jammed out for like 15 minutes, I love dreams like that.

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

Something about a ballgame
Something about kryptonite
Something about Fucking

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

i do love you revy

it's hella weird

Jaxon Hernandez
Jaxon Hernandez

i substituted this place with irl friends and now I'm stuck with my family in cedar rapids until the day after christmas

it's not as awkward as it's been the past few years because me and my dad bonded over jiuitsu

I bought him a judo boook and he got me a book on Chin Na (Grab/Control) which is an old Martial art based mainly on wristlocks, grabbing soft tissue and small digit manipulation

He has a grappling dummy that I messed with for about an hour and tomorrow we're gonna learn a lil bit on the mat and he also gave me some Gi jackets

how are you spending christmas

Dreams like that are great
I had oone like that with a banjo for some reason and could play it very welll but when I tried to play a banjo in real life it didnt go that well

Alexander Powell
Alexander Powell

like i feel like revy could post anything

Aiden White
Aiden White

name (cute)
avatar (cute)
not just larping
posts things like "how much trazodone does it take to kill a revy"
what more do you need

Wyatt Butler
Wyatt Butler

i do love you revy
it's hella weird
That's two different seemingly unrelated sentences but it appears as if they are related

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

sorry

Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

merry christmas bard! dont be lonely

Jaxson James
Jaxson James

Yeah I had one like that with a piano, like I know the basics but in the dream I could actually play it, like it made sense. It worked.

And I can't do that irl because I suck at it.

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

But what did you mean

Brody Fisher
Brody Fisher

Thanks merry christmas to you too

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

i don't even know

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

I'd recommend studying Wing Chun. Has to be my favourite, along with Aikido and Hapkido, I like defensive martial arts, maneuvering and controlling opponents rather than arts focused on striking..

Jackson Garcia
Jackson Garcia

merry christmas bard !!! i like never say hi to u but today i say hi !!!!! enjoy your day to the best of your ability :3

Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

You're not very good at this

Jaxon Harris
Jaxon Harris

no i'm not sorry

i miss you

Xavier Harris
Xavier Harris

My younger brother has learned some Aikido And I'm a little skeptical of it

Its' showy and flowery, and alof of the holds and throws use exquisite movements that are difficult to get in active sparring on the mat

still, I've never ran across someone fluent in it so I won't knock it

Wing chun is a striking based thing isnt it?

strikes would be good to train but we dont have any head gear or bags or anything just us and the ground so kinda difficult to get down on with some buds

wish I had a gym oor something near by ;/

Caleb Russell
Caleb Russell

Thanks, have a nice christmas as well

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

revy and i can never be

i get thist

Evan King
Evan King

A lot of wing chun is based on 'sticky hands', where your arms and the opponents are in contact; you anticipate, deflect, and control the limbs.

Luke Anderson
Luke Anderson

You can practice wing chun without equipment.

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

Oh Is it Chinese?
That sounds very in line with chin na and kung fu

Xavier Long
Xavier Long

honestly i'm sexually turned on by revy

William Richardson
William Richardson

merry chrismis again!

Brandon Davis
Brandon Davis

bard is gay

Colton Carter
Colton Carter

merry climsims

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

I can't even keep track of what you're saying now

Jace Clark
Jace Clark

mairy karissmis a desu !!!!!!!

Christian Scott
Christian Scott

youtube.com/watch?v=uVkjj8568d8

Adrian Carter
Adrian Carter

mercris

William Stewart
William Stewart

i was hoping to see you merry christmas squiddy :3

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

You ever could?

Levi Wood
Levi Wood

mer crisis

Hunter Smith
Hunter Smith

Mercury smosh
whymst would anyone want to see me
poor choices tbh

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

it's cool love

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

I'll check this out later on maybe tomorrow or the day after
Thanks chiri

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

crimis

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

yeah I suppose I've always had bad taste

Camden Collins
Camden Collins

brad you you ever actually think that that is you?

i know your fucking dumb ass doess

brad it is not you you fucking retard

David Martinez
David Martinez

mary crime smash
I suggest fixing that

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

did you unfriend me on steem?

Luis Bailey
Luis Bailey

YEP

Parker Ward
Parker Ward

my friends groupchanged over the past year and now all I do is wrestle and play fortnitte with my buddies

I kinda parasited my way into my old best friends younger brothers friends group when he got bitch whipped and stopped hanging out

It's cool being the old one

Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

huh

Logan Rodriguez
Logan Rodriguez

christmist

John Jackson
John Jackson

get out of that "parasite" pr

we can like chill

Jacob Campbell
Jacob Campbell

btw his name isn't Brad.

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

yes I cut down my list to under 50 people who I've known for years when I left after thanksgiving

It's just a turn of phrase
It's mutually beneficial and they seem to enjoy my company as I do theirs

Camden Torres
Camden Torres

youtube.com/watch?v=_ceNoLdXq0k

Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

:(

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

I don't like furries

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

im not a furry though?

Jaxson Martin
Jaxson Martin

What is your affiliation

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

i didnt even watch anime before i stumbled in here about a year ago

Connor Perez
Connor Perez

Then what are you doing here?
Seeing as this is a commuity of anime posters

Aaron Lewis
Aaron Lewis

The funny thing is, if you begin to understand Wing Chun, you'll begin to understand Chiri.

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

i was batshit, remember?

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

All these people like omg revu ilu but then they just go crazy town and act like they're having a stroke

Dominic Barnes
Dominic Barnes

I let my opponents do all the work for me.

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

i provided a handy list of reasons to like you

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

i find revy just being ok

she worrys not me

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

You're doing that on purpose

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

wait

though

rev

are you ok?

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

Some ways yes
Some ways no

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

lol are you slutting?

Ian Powell
Ian Powell

revy is goat

Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

i find revy and her whole thing hella sexually attractive

Evan White
Evan White

Dunkirk was 'eh'.

Jace Cox
Jace Cox

finally

Luis Young
Luis Young

merry christmas you filthy animal

James Thomas
James Thomas

Merry Christmas.

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

Dunkerque was not okay, you historically illiterate moron, it was a German victory and a massacre on the northern border of France and the Netherlands.

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

Dunkirk was a movie, Chiri.

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

oh nvm you said it was 'eh'.

whatever, fascist.

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

I can differentiate between a historical event and a film, you should learn to do the same.

Anyway I'm gonna go get some more to watch.

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

No, it was a battle, and a real place.
Insensitive fuck.

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

youtube.com/watch?v=RHUxyXZBXY8&list=RDRHUxyXZBXY8

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

mystified christ

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

this dynamic is growing on me tbh

Austin Moore
Austin Moore

imdb.com/title/tt5013056/

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

sun god's a shit cunt

Liam Rodriguez
Liam Rodriguez

I gave no idea what you mean.

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

brian?

Michael Brooks
Michael Brooks

one sec, checking my handbook.

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

shrug

g'night

Dominic Moore
Dominic Moore

Goodnight
Merry christmas

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

you better have watched that

Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

also im not a huge fan of the furry porn

Nolan Thomas
Nolan Thomas

You too; cheer up, the world hasn't ended yet.

Go get yourself some fancy rubbing oil and heat it up with a candle; treat yourself.

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

you are the problem

Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

TP is the problem tph

Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

anyone that thinks that this retard is ok is a whole dgsghsdfhfdhd

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

why do you hate me

Angel Ortiz
Angel Ortiz

squiddy is a pussy bitch

Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

do you hate migos or marshmello

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

i am your daddy pussy bitch

Andrew Cox
Andrew Cox

eleven walks into a supermarket, steals all the Eggo waffles, and walks out using her mind powers to throw stuff in the way of the store manager chasing her
Eleven is my spirit animal
Only with the concept of being okay
Life is alright
My best friend is home for the holidays
I bought a bunch of computer parts to make a nice desktop
I'm getting better at saying no to my parents
I've been transitioning for a while now and it's going alright I think
On the other hand, it feels like I'm dying all the time and doctors, once again, have no explanation
I subsist on prescription drugs and cheap bad food
I'm highly dependent on caffeine, I have withdrawals and worse headaches if I go to long without any
My parents keep trying to fix their relationship with me but its been completely gone for a long time
My body clock is broken and I can't even form a sleep schedule, I just game or work until I pass out
I've got depression, adhd, ptsd, aspergers, and I spent high school getting hit in the head

The little things in life are nice, but overall I just want to end it

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

just that faggot

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

How sad.

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

oh i wont challenege the cutie

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

You're getting drunker

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

I can't believe TP is Ban's daddy

Brody Phillips
Brody Phillips

Merry christmas to all and to all a goodnight

Be well revy

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

Revy iut's my fucking birthday

Send me nudes

Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

night
happy holidays

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

Night, Bard.

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

noight
I can't believe soto is fucking jesus
I can't believe I am Ban's daddy.

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

Well actually mine already ended a few hrs ago
It's the 24th

I was one day off from being fucking god lmao

Chase Flores
Chase Flores

Soto would probably fuck jesus

Noah Hall
Noah Hall

What's up, sinno?/
Yes, everyone born on chramsoms literally becomes the new god.
Every single one.

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

I thought Soto was more into girly guys than hair ones with the beards

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

hanging with a georgoe

how r u?

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

I got a really cool OMO cat sweater and a Megumin daki for my bday
Oh and plenty of alcohol, weed, and cocaine

Pretty great birthday

William Fisher
William Fisher

wow gay

I'm good. Kinda in that weird hungover but haven't sleep and am still awake state, which is hell. Messing with the fancy keyboard I got for chramsums.
man
people buy you some weird shit

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

All my friends are weeaboos

I love em

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

what in the flaming galah is this

Luis Young
Luis Young

are you a melbourne cunt

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

Do you come from a land down under?

David Sanders
David Sanders

daggy?

Colton Davis
Colton Davis

Nah, it's a new guy
You can tell pretty easily

Dags would just post about drinking Emu Bitter and Benson smooths

Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

Yes
Who the fuck are you

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

FAKKEN, GOT ME VB, GOT ME WINNIE BLUES

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

Oh god it was the weirdest shock today at christmas, my cousin who I hadn't seen from like a year had transformed from generic, kinda dorky kid to full on stereotypical VB drinking, winnie blue smoking tradie. Complete with the mullet. I'm not used to stereotypes being real, help.

Kevin Harris
Kevin Harris

Soto you betray me

Joseph Howard
Joseph Howard

what kind of keyboard?

Ethan King
Ethan King

Corsair mechanical one. Not exactly what I'd have chosen, it's trying too hard to look cool, but fuck it as a gift it's a neat lark.

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

cool!!!
George is jealous :3c

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

Wow, what a giant gay. It *is* flashy though.

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

I can't believe we fucking killed the new cunt.

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

ye he's mad jealous

Sebastian Morris
Sebastian Morris

What a nerd

Jose Price
Jose Price

Suber nerd.

I'm maybe getting money for christmas ?!?
Life is good uwu

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

When was the last time you had seen him lol
I have a cousin like that but he's like a frat boy now Im like lol when did this happen?

What did I do?

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

Melbourne deserves to be nuked tbh

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

I'm Danny

Bentley Clark
Bentley Clark

naisu
Money's always great.
Getting just a thing is also neat though. Arguably neater, but the people who sometimes gave me money were normally the people who just bought some generic clothing instead otherwise, and wew.
Like, a year ago or so.
I mean frat boy is normally more of a phase though. The tradie memes can be eternal.

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

Yeah, nah.
Melbourne's the shit.

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

so you're one of those mythical "Jew" cunts

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

William King
William King

Shit, you caught me. I'm clearly an evil jew trying to corrupt you all.

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

You're only allowed to have one waifu

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

my name is sinni
I forget to check the thread
woopopsops

ye, my family doesn't normally celebrate crims so it's nice to get stuff. :)c

also why wew?

Xavier Williams
Xavier Williams

Wow, whymst are they so lame?

Generic clothing is just a cop out to me. If it's generic, it falls more under a necessity than a gift. It always feels like gifts should be something people should enjoy, or at least something that isn't just an equivalent to giving them money, maybe that's just me. Non-generic clothing I can understand, but isn't for me regardless.
Maybe it's just autism idk

Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

they don't usually find it fun or worth the effort, idk.

ye I kinda get it, I felt bad for the kids who got like gift cards and shit, that was always fucked.

ur cyoot

Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

My phone charger is screeching

Jose Hernandez
Jose Hernandez

Also why is Johnathan Byers such a cuck

Adrian Brown
Adrian Brown

What lame-o's.

Yyyyyyyyyyeah. Worst was my grandma, loves to give gift cards for a shopping mall, that's an hours drive away, nowhere near any public transport, and I don't have a car.

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

Kind of dead as shit in the morning.

Lincoln Morgan
Lincoln Morgan

jesus christ that's awful

it's crims!

Matthew Price
Matthew Price

Yup.

Sebastian Moore
Sebastian Moore

everyone is asleep or with fam :)

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

I'm going to go play something

Easton Price
Easton Price

I just traded them for their value to a family member who could use them.

Eli Richardson
Eli Richardson

do your best! Sonnemuz and I are watching stuff :)

sounds nice of you

Grayson Long
Grayson Long

I mean, not really? Nice of them?
As in, gave person $x card, they gave me $x cash in exchange

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

Merry fuckin' christmas.

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

メ、メリークリスマス!

あたしの友達を大好きです!

Parker Wilson
Parker Wilson

Muury fuckin' christmas*
[nip]

Luke Thomas
Luke Thomas

oh and
[luka]

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

Me-Merry christmas!

I love my friends!

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

oh hi

at least you noticed me...

Nathaniel Bell
Nathaniel Bell

Good job.
Merrim Chramsim
You can't prove that

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

Nice try, Alice. You're not getting my Duff.

Ian Johnson
Ian Johnson

:(
merry xmas...

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

3 hours until I have to do family shit.
End my life.

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

*stabs*

Kayden Ramirez
Kayden Ramirez

thx

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

eww

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

Its just a penis.

Nolan Miller
Nolan Miller

i don't want it.

Jace Carter
Jace Carter

I do.

Christian Young
Christian Young

where is it?

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

The penis?

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

the one you want

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

On a cute boy somewhere out there in the world.

Easton Gonzalez
Easton Gonzalez

don't you like those burly types instead?

Kevin Rivera
Kevin Rivera

Burly is cute.

Oliver Sanders
Oliver Sanders

will you find it in your hometown?

Nathan Allen
Nathan Allen

i love all my Holla Forums christmas friends
merry christmas friends

i hope you enjoy your day.

Connor Wright
Connor Wright

Merry Christmas!

Logan Campbell
Logan Campbell

MAAAAAIRYU KA RISS MAAAASSS

Caleb Russell
Caleb Russell

Just because you said this, I won't.

Noah Parker
Noah Parker

<3

Easton White
Easton White

merry christmas alexandra !!!!!

:3 sending u lots of love and cheer from the liliana household !!

Brody Lewis
Brody Lewis

going to see my family see you guys hope you have a good day today!

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

please die on your way there... please...

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

hewwo

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

howsthe TESO chat poo posting goin ?

Oliver Richardson
Oliver Richardson

Hello everyone

I am on vacation and don’t have my laptop but I wanted to wish all of you a Merry Christmas !

I hope your year has been filled with sadness and suffering and that this continues for the indefinite future like you deserve.

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

I made my guild chat get incredibly racial for 20 minutes or so.

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

Thank you for stopping by!
Hope you have a good crimmus too!

Jason Torres
Jason Torres

you should post more screenies when its not too big of a hassle

your expertise in that field inspires me

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

pass me a peanut butter ration pls.

Jaxon Campbell
Jaxon Campbell

I became chun-li at some point.

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

wowee

is that your current armor set ?

Grayson Morris
Grayson Morris

Ye, but it's really outdated.

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

outdated

Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

I come to fuck.

Kayden Hernandez
Kayden Hernandez

I came to fuck and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of fuck.

Camden Long
Camden Long

hmph

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

chew cum

William Lopez
William Lopez

I know, Theseius, you desperately wanted some fuck, but unfortunately Echo has all my fuck, so I'm all out.

I have not a single fuck.

Easton Collins
Easton Collins

lewd
;~;

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

chew bubble cum...

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

I can assist with your goal.

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

how...?

Jace Long
Jace Long

Merry Christmas Everyone

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

メリークリ

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

You can have mine if you wish.
I have some fuck to spare.

Carter Mitchell
Carter Mitchell

First thing is to cum in your mouth.

Anthony King
Anthony King

Merry Christmas Smiles!

William Gomez
William Gomez

Rin with that ass so tight

Won't you ride my face tonight

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

Pay attention.
I'm all out of fuck.

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

B-But muh tanjobi thoo

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

Smiles! -hug-!

Uhh...

but we're not married

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

:)

Angel Gomez
Angel Gomez

My dudes

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

Merry Christmas Lewds

Kevin Hernandez
Kevin Hernandez

's muh d00d l00d

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

Sup boi. Posting those chinese sluts I see
How you been going through Christmas?

Heyy, did you get as tipsy as you needed to?

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

I got a little, luckily it was enough.

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

<3

Adrian Adams
Adrian Adams

Merry Christmas my duwudes

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

i has a folder

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

Merry Christmas Eman.

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

merry christmas

Nathaniel Evans
Nathaniel Evans

Did you get everything you wanted?

Turkey turkey turkey!

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

dat dinde. breast w/ stuffing pls.

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

Almost.
some things are still missing.

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

Christmas is pretty rad dude
Whatcha end up getting?

Got drunk for like 3 days in a row and then did some family stuff lmao

Emmanuel sup bby

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

I got a little too, but not enough to feel more than tipsy. I'll make up for it soon though

I love Christmas, man. Everything is comfy and shit. I got some wineglasses and some cups from a brand that my family likes to give, and a pair of nice gloves. You?

Brody Garcia
Brody Garcia

メリークリ

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

Oh? Everyone drinking tonight again? My my..

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

Oh like what? 200pp play? :^)

Of course you want the breast.

Oh yo, bout to get dat turkey on.
Youu?

I have a present for you, it's Echo's love.

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

Like you

Colton James
Colton James

Yeah, gotta love the togetherness of the holidays man

From my family I got some comfy sweaters, a fancy bottle ofg wine, and some gift cards

From my weeaboo friends I got a Megumin daki, a 50 Gal keg of Orange Wheat beer, some cocaine and weed, oh and a keyboard

lol silly Wish thanksgiving was weeks ago

We're fucking spics so we ended up ordering a cows head like on a platter
It was weird af but tasted so good
I got trashed tho

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

Wow, gay.
Can I have yours instead?

I'll pretend to be you.

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

white meat. I don't like dark meat much.

Justin Hall
Justin Hall

What are you, a casual? :3

daki
Pictures
But overall pretty good haul there my nigga. How much you given for?

Cooper Smith
Cooper Smith

I mean, I could go again tonight, but SD doesn't wanna.

Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

You rely on SD to drink?

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

Gross.

Yeah see, we have Thanksgiving back in October so we're not sick of turkey come Christmas.

Wtf gross

I'm sorry, that's reserved for me.

What? Are you racist?

Jayden Nelson
Jayden Nelson

Yeah, it was a pretty good bday/Christmas
What did I give out? Just small gifts for my siblings and niece
I did a ss with my friends too but I just got my ss a nice watch and a 100 steam gift card lol

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

show the lewd side tho

Aiden Green
Aiden Green

Wow, cold.

Not really, but it's a little late for me to go out, plus all my real life friends are kinda busy, Rin left or was supposed to, as did Subbu, noone else but SD is really around and if he's not gonna drink and do dumbshit with me, I'm not gonna start only to watch youtube videos, or play osu or league badly and alone.

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

LMAO Show it to Ikt, he'll be jelly af. Dont they have two sides tho?

Yeah okay sounds like you haven't just raked in the gifts. I think I got for a fair bit more than I gave

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

Yeah, it's pretty cold up here.

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

You're cold.

Levi Ward
Levi Ward

I ain't really a big fan of turkey
Maybe it's the way my family cooks it but it's usually too dry for me
Unless you guys have tons of gravy I wont eat t

We also had Pizza, Chicken wings, Salad, some tofu that looked liek trash, Ham, and beans and rice lol

Check out my lewd Megoomin
My sister asked me if it was a sex doll LMAO
I was like "nah man, it's just a pillow" then she was like "Oh okay, but like what's the purpose of it?"

I know Im waiting for him to post so I can be tell him I pretend the pillow is him every time I sleep with it

Ryder Morgan
Ryder Morgan

Honestly I love the OMO Cat sweater I got

It looks so dope

A E S T H E T I C

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

Well yeah, cold temperatures makes for a cold me.

Yeah, you guys probably cook it wrong lmao.
I mean you need lots of gravy, but it shouldn't be dry :^)

We had pizza and wings for dinner last night. That's a pretty weird feast tho tbh.

jfc that's a trash lewd side
Where did she grow those tits from?

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

RIP. I'm going pretty alright right now. Got a day off of all the bizniz tomorrow, then I'll probs be drinking 27th till the 1st. Gon b gud mane

Decent butt, but I've seen better. I'd probably get someone sluttier. How do you actually use it? Do you really just cuddle the thing? Are you gonna be the kinda guy bringing it to cons?

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

its an improvement

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

all i want for christmas is to have a heterosexual relationship with a boy

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

Nope. I just don't like the flavor. Like dark meat chicken, if it's not done right, it tastes like the smell of fart.

Jaxson King
Jaxson King

Yepp, sounds pretty racist to me.

Jaxon Moore
Jaxon Moore

Who knows man, it's turkey though so I missing out on much lmao
I dunno man, we tried to get a bit of everything so if a cows head on a platter isnt your thing then there's other stuff
My sis counts calories just like you so she made some tofu shit

Hey don't talk shit on my gift
I'll go over there and slap you

I just cuddle it to sleep cause I always have used pillows to sleep
I'd take it to cons for the lolz
My dad hasnt seen it, I keep it hidden from him lmao

Blake Scott
Blake Scott

Nah, definitely not.

yep. i am. I favor chocolate milk.

Daniel Anderson
Daniel Anderson

I'll expect to see it when I visit Cali.
And yeah probably good call to hide it from your dad, you'll end up in a fucking whats-all-the-racket-up-here-son comic

Jonathan Young
Jonathan Young

so I missing out on much lmao
Yeah you are.

I mean, I wouldn't eat a cow head tbh.
Fam I just count them, I don't watch what I eat because of it.

Bitch my daki is 30x better. Just pillowless :^)

not even strawberry
smfh

Leo Nguyen
Leo Nguyen

Strawberry isn't strawberry enough though. It's gotta be the real thang. It can't have even any hint of artificial.

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

Oh shit, lets make it happen lol
He'd probably tell me to grow up or move out lmao

ain't*

Oops

You're never had head meat? It's really tender and good dude
I know it sounds gross but it's one of the best parts imo
beef head, beef tongue, and interstine are so good

pillowless
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

Where is Sonata?

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

Saved

Move out
What, I thought you had your own place as it is, how worthless are you man LOL

Evan Richardson
Evan Richardson

I got kicked out cause I was partying it way too much lmao

Mason Wood
Mason Wood

Bad Soto-kun.

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

You were kicked out, but you still live at your parents? Huh?

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

Real strawberries are puke city.

Turkey is the shit tho fam.

I mean I get head all the time :^)
Disgusting

I'm not degen enough to cuddle with an anime body pillow

Pervert.

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

:(

Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

He's cute

Evan Lopez
Evan Lopez

Yeah, I had my own place but I got kicked out for partying too much lol
So I moved back in with my dad

Not really, like maybe in sandwiches yeah

I find that hard to believe lmao
Hey dont knock it till you try it

Fucking pleb
More like you're ashamed af

James Green
James Green

Soto.

Luis James
Luis James

Hmm?

Tyler Butler
Tyler Butler

You have it saved too, missy.

OH, gotcha. Yeah I'm keeping it fairly quiet at my own place, while going max cray when I'm at others. Gonna celebrate New Years in the centre of Copenhagen. After watching some fire works we're going to some fancy invite-only place. It'll probs be filled with twats but got no alternative

Thomas Campbell
Thomas Campbell

-kiss-

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

And a Merry Christmas to you too

I still dont know what im doing NYE

Carter Hernandez
Carter Hernandez

KEK

Ian Williams
Ian Williams

new

new

new

Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

new

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