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i miss brad
TP what did you mean
lmao he saves alphys last
about what ?
I've ran out of Amarula, so I can't get any drunker.
It's downhill from here, probably best if I go to sleep.
I'm going to be shitting orange cheetos milk tomorrow, I'm lactose intolerant and have been sitting here drinking cream liqueur all night and eating cheetos.
i probably wanted to fuck revi
i should make some cofe
You still want to, Phil.
she is hot
brad get out of here
he saves alphys
there's the problem
You said a lot of things TP
Have good holidays Bard!
i'm very loneley
oh no why
I had a vivid dream where I was playing a bass again, I mean I haven't owned one since I sold it to you years ago, but in the dream it was right there, and I just y'know jammed out for like 15 minutes, I love dreams like that.
Something about a ballgame
Something about kryptonite
Something about Fucking
i do love you revy
it's hella weird
i substituted this place with irl friends and now I'm stuck with my family in cedar rapids until the day after christmas
it's not as awkward as it's been the past few years because me and my dad bonded over jiuitsu
I bought him a judo boook and he got me a book on Chin Na (Grab/Control) which is an old Martial art based mainly on wristlocks, grabbing soft tissue and small digit manipulation
He has a grappling dummy that I messed with for about an hour and tomorrow we're gonna learn a lil bit on the mat and he also gave me some Gi jackets
how are you spending christmas
Dreams like that are great
I had oone like that with a banjo for some reason and could play it very welll but when I tried to play a banjo in real life it didnt go that well
like i feel like revy could post anything
not just larping
posts things like "how much trazodone does it take to kill a revy"
what more do you need
i do love you revy
it's hella weird
That's two different seemingly unrelated sentences but it appears as if they are related
merry christmas bard! dont be lonely
Yeah I had one like that with a piano, like I know the basics but in the dream I could actually play it, like it made sense. It worked.
And I can't do that irl because I suck at it.
But what did you mean
Thanks merry christmas to you too
i don't even know
I'd recommend studying Wing Chun. Has to be my favourite, along with Aikido and Hapkido, I like defensive martial arts, maneuvering and controlling opponents rather than arts focused on striking..
merry christmas bard !!! i like never say hi to u but today i say hi !!!!! enjoy your day to the best of your ability :3
You're not very good at this
no i'm not sorry
i miss you
My younger brother has learned some Aikido And I'm a little skeptical of it
Its' showy and flowery, and alof of the holds and throws use exquisite movements that are difficult to get in active sparring on the mat
still, I've never ran across someone fluent in it so I won't knock it
Wing chun is a striking based thing isnt it?
strikes would be good to train but we dont have any head gear or bags or anything just us and the ground so kinda difficult to get down on with some buds
wish I had a gym oor something near by ;/
Thanks, have a nice christmas as well
revy and i can never be
i get thist
A lot of wing chun is based on 'sticky hands', where your arms and the opponents are in contact; you anticipate, deflect, and control the limbs.
You can practice wing chun without equipment.
Oh Is it Chinese?
That sounds very in line with chin na and kung fu
honestly i'm sexually turned on by revy
merry chrismis again!
bard is gay
I can't even keep track of what you're saying now
mairy karissmis a desu !!!!!!!
i was hoping to see you merry christmas squiddy :3
You ever could?
whymst would anyone want to see me
poor choices tbh
it's cool love
I'll check this out later on maybe tomorrow or the day after
yeah I suppose I've always had bad taste
brad you you ever actually think that that is you?
i know your fucking dumb ass doess
brad it is not you you fucking retard
mary crime smash
I suggest fixing that
did you unfriend me on steem?
my friends groupchanged over the past year and now all I do is wrestle and play fortnitte with my buddies
I kinda parasited my way into my old best friends younger brothers friends group when he got bitch whipped and stopped hanging out
It's cool being the old one
get out of that "parasite" pr
we can like chill
btw his name isn't Brad.
yes I cut down my list to under 50 people who I've known for years when I left after thanksgiving
It's just a turn of phrase
It's mutually beneficial and they seem to enjoy my company as I do theirs
I don't like furries
im not a furry though?
What is your affiliation
i didnt even watch anime before i stumbled in here about a year ago
Then what are you doing here?
Seeing as this is a commuity of anime posters
The funny thing is, if you begin to understand Wing Chun, you'll begin to understand Chiri.
i was batshit, remember?
All these people like omg revu ilu but then they just go crazy town and act like they're having a stroke
I let my opponents do all the work for me.
i provided a handy list of reasons to like you
i find revy just being ok
she worrys not me
You're doing that on purpose
are you ok?
Some ways yes
Some ways no
lol are you slutting?
revy is goat
i find revy and her whole thing hella sexually attractive
Dunkirk was 'eh'.
merry christmas you filthy animal
Dunkerque was not okay, you historically illiterate moron, it was a German victory and a massacre on the northern border of France and the Netherlands.
Dunkirk was a movie, Chiri.
oh nvm you said it was 'eh'.
I can differentiate between a historical event and a film, you should learn to do the same.
Anyway I'm gonna go get some more to watch.
No, it was a battle, and a real place.
this dynamic is growing on me tbh
sun god's a shit cunt
I gave no idea what you mean.
one sec, checking my handbook.
you better have watched that
also im not a huge fan of the furry porn
You too; cheer up, the world hasn't ended yet.
Go get yourself some fancy rubbing oil and heat it up with a candle; treat yourself.
you are the problem
TP is the problem tph
anyone that thinks that this retard is ok is a whole dgsghsdfhfdhd
why do you hate me
squiddy is a pussy bitch
do you hate migos or marshmello
i am your daddy pussy bitch
eleven walks into a supermarket, steals all the Eggo waffles, and walks out using her mind powers to throw stuff in the way of the store manager chasing her
Eleven is my spirit animal
Only with the concept of being okay
Life is alright
My best friend is home for the holidays
I bought a bunch of computer parts to make a nice desktop
I'm getting better at saying no to my parents
I've been transitioning for a while now and it's going alright I think
On the other hand, it feels like I'm dying all the time and doctors, once again, have no explanation
I subsist on prescription drugs and cheap bad food
I'm highly dependent on caffeine, I have withdrawals and worse headaches if I go to long without any
My parents keep trying to fix their relationship with me but its been completely gone for a long time
My body clock is broken and I can't even form a sleep schedule, I just game or work until I pass out
I've got depression, adhd, ptsd, aspergers, and I spent high school getting hit in the head
The little things in life are nice, but overall I just want to end it
just that faggot
oh i wont challenege the cutie
You're getting drunker
I can't believe TP is Ban's daddy
Merry christmas to all and to all a goodnight
Be well revy
Revy iut's my fucking birthday
Send me nudes
I can't believe soto is fucking jesus
I can't believe I am Ban's daddy.
Well actually mine already ended a few hrs ago
It's the 24th
I was one day off from being fucking god lmao
Soto would probably fuck jesus
What's up, sinno?/
Yes, everyone born on chramsoms literally becomes the new god.
Every single one.
I thought Soto was more into girly guys than hair ones with the beards
hanging with a georgoe
how r u?
I got a really cool OMO cat sweater and a Megumin daki for my bday
Oh and plenty of alcohol, weed, and cocaine
Pretty great birthday
I'm good. Kinda in that weird hungover but haven't sleep and am still awake state, which is hell. Messing with the fancy keyboard I got for chramsums.
people buy you some weird shit
All my friends are weeaboos
I love em
what in the flaming galah is this
are you a melbourne cunt
Do you come from a land down under?
Nah, it's a new guy
You can tell pretty easily
Dags would just post about drinking Emu Bitter and Benson smooths
Who the fuck are you
FAKKEN, GOT ME VB, GOT ME WINNIE BLUES
Oh god it was the weirdest shock today at christmas, my cousin who I hadn't seen from like a year had transformed from generic, kinda dorky kid to full on stereotypical VB drinking, winnie blue smoking tradie. Complete with the mullet. I'm not used to stereotypes being real, help.
Soto you betray me
what kind of keyboard?
Corsair mechanical one. Not exactly what I'd have chosen, it's trying too hard to look cool, but fuck it as a gift it's a neat lark.
George is jealous :3c
Wow, what a giant gay. It *is* flashy though.
I can't believe we fucking killed the new cunt.
ye he's mad jealous
What a nerd
I'm maybe getting money for christmas ?!?
Life is good uwu
When was the last time you had seen him lol
I have a cousin like that but he's like a frat boy now Im like lol when did this happen?
What did I do?
Melbourne deserves to be nuked tbh
Money's always great.
Getting just a thing is also neat though. Arguably neater, but the people who sometimes gave me money were normally the people who just bought some generic clothing instead otherwise, and wew.
Like, a year ago or so.
I mean frat boy is normally more of a phase though. The tradie memes can be eternal.
Melbourne's the shit.
so you're one of those mythical "Jew" cunts
Shit, you caught me. I'm clearly an evil jew trying to corrupt you all.
You're only allowed to have one waifu
my name is sinni
I forget to check the thread
ye, my family doesn't normally celebrate crims so it's nice to get stuff. :)c
also why wew?
Wow, whymst are they so lame?
Generic clothing is just a cop out to me. If it's generic, it falls more under a necessity than a gift. It always feels like gifts should be something people should enjoy, or at least something that isn't just an equivalent to giving them money, maybe that's just me. Non-generic clothing I can understand, but isn't for me regardless.
Maybe it's just autism idk
they don't usually find it fun or worth the effort, idk.
ye I kinda get it, I felt bad for the kids who got like gift cards and shit, that was always fucked.
My phone charger is screeching
Also why is Johnathan Byers such a cuck
Yyyyyyyyyyeah. Worst was my grandma, loves to give gift cards for a shopping mall, that's an hours drive away, nowhere near any public transport, and I don't have a car.
Kind of dead as shit in the morning.
jesus christ that's awful
everyone is asleep or with fam :)
I'm going to go play something
I just traded them for their value to a family member who could use them.
do your best! Sonnemuz and I are watching stuff :)
sounds nice of you
I mean, not really? Nice of them?
As in, gave person $x card, they gave me $x cash in exchange
Merry fuckin' christmas.
Muury fuckin' christmas*
I love my friends!
at least you noticed me...
You can't prove that
Nice try, Alice. You're not getting my Duff.
3 hours until I have to do family shit.
End my life.
Its just a penis.
i don't want it.
where is it?
the one you want
On a cute boy somewhere out there in the world.
don't you like those burly types instead?
Burly is cute.
will you find it in your hometown?
i love all my Holla Forums christmas friends
merry christmas friends
i hope you enjoy your day.
MAAAAAIRYU KA RISS MAAAASSS
Just because you said this, I won't.
merry christmas alexandra !!!!!
:3 sending u lots of love and cheer from the liliana household !!
going to see my family see you guys hope you have a good day today!
please die on your way there... please...
howsthe TESO chat poo posting goin ?
I am on vacation and don’t have my laptop but I wanted to wish all of you a Merry Christmas !
I hope your year has been filled with sadness and suffering and that this continues for the indefinite future like you deserve.
I made my guild chat get incredibly racial for 20 minutes or so.
Thank you for stopping by!
Hope you have a good crimmus too!
you should post more screenies when its not too big of a hassle
your expertise in that field inspires me
pass me a peanut butter ration pls.
I became chun-li at some point.
is that your current armor set ?
Ye, but it's really outdated.
I come to fuck.
I came to fuck and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of fuck.
I know, Theseius, you desperately wanted some fuck, but unfortunately Echo has all my fuck, so I'm all out.
I have not a single fuck.
chew bubble cum...
I can assist with your goal.
Merry Christmas Everyone
You can have mine if you wish.
I have some fuck to spare.
First thing is to cum in your mouth.
Merry Christmas Smiles!
Rin with that ass so tight
Won't you ride my face tonight
I'm all out of fuck.
B-But muh tanjobi thoo
but we're not married
Merry Christmas Lewds
's muh d00d l00d
Sup boi. Posting those chinese sluts I see
How you been going through Christmas?
Heyy, did you get as tipsy as you needed to?
I got a little, luckily it was enough.
Merry Christmas my duwudes
i has a folder
Merry Christmas Eman.
Did you get everything you wanted?
Turkey turkey turkey!
dat dinde. breast w/ stuffing pls.
some things are still missing.
Christmas is pretty rad dude
Whatcha end up getting?
Got drunk for like 3 days in a row and then did some family stuff lmao
Emmanuel sup bby
I got a little too, but not enough to feel more than tipsy. I'll make up for it soon though
I love Christmas, man. Everything is comfy and shit. I got some wineglasses and some cups from a brand that my family likes to give, and a pair of nice gloves. You?
Oh? Everyone drinking tonight again? My my..
Oh like what? 200pp play? :^)
Of course you want the breast.
Oh yo, bout to get dat turkey on.
I have a present for you, it's Echo's love.
Yeah, gotta love the togetherness of the holidays man
From my family I got some comfy sweaters, a fancy bottle ofg wine, and some gift cards
From my weeaboo friends I got a Megumin daki, a 50 Gal keg of Orange Wheat beer, some cocaine and weed, oh and a keyboard
lol silly Wish thanksgiving was weeks ago
We're fucking spics so we ended up ordering a cows head like on a platter
It was weird af but tasted so good
I got trashed tho
Can I have yours instead?
I'll pretend to be you.
white meat. I don't like dark meat much.
What are you, a casual? :3
But overall pretty good haul there my nigga. How much you given for?
I mean, I could go again tonight, but SD doesn't wanna.
You rely on SD to drink?
Yeah see, we have Thanksgiving back in October so we're not sick of turkey come Christmas.
I'm sorry, that's reserved for me.
What? Are you racist?
Yeah, it was a pretty good bday/Christmas
What did I give out? Just small gifts for my siblings and niece
I did a ss with my friends too but I just got my ss a nice watch and a 100 steam gift card lol
show the lewd side tho
Not really, but it's a little late for me to go out, plus all my real life friends are kinda busy, Rin left or was supposed to, as did Subbu, noone else but SD is really around and if he's not gonna drink and do dumbshit with me, I'm not gonna start only to watch youtube videos, or play osu or league badly and alone.
LMAO Show it to Ikt, he'll be jelly af. Dont they have two sides tho?
Yeah okay sounds like you haven't just raked in the gifts. I think I got for a fair bit more than I gave
Yeah, it's pretty cold up here.
I ain't really a big fan of turkey
Maybe it's the way my family cooks it but it's usually too dry for me
Unless you guys have tons of gravy I wont eat t
We also had Pizza, Chicken wings, Salad, some tofu that looked liek trash, Ham, and beans and rice lol
Check out my lewd Megoomin
My sister asked me if it was a sex doll LMAO
I was like "nah man, it's just a pillow" then she was like "Oh okay, but like what's the purpose of it?"
I know Im waiting for him to post so I can be tell him I pretend the pillow is him every time I sleep with it
Honestly I love the OMO Cat sweater I got
It looks so dope
A E S T H E T I C
Well yeah, cold temperatures makes for a cold me.
Yeah, you guys probably cook it wrong lmao.
I mean you need lots of gravy, but it shouldn't be dry :^)
We had pizza and wings for dinner last night. That's a pretty weird feast tho tbh.
jfc that's a trash lewd side
Where did she grow those tits from?
RIP. I'm going pretty alright right now. Got a day off of all the bizniz tomorrow, then I'll probs be drinking 27th till the 1st. Gon b gud mane
Decent butt, but I've seen better. I'd probably get someone sluttier. How do you actually use it? Do you really just cuddle the thing? Are you gonna be the kinda guy bringing it to cons?
its an improvement
all i want for christmas is to have a heterosexual relationship with a boy
Nope. I just don't like the flavor. Like dark meat chicken, if it's not done right, it tastes like the smell of fart.
Yepp, sounds pretty racist to me.
Who knows man, it's turkey though so I missing out on much lmao
I dunno man, we tried to get a bit of everything so if a cows head on a platter isnt your thing then there's other stuff
My sis counts calories just like you so she made some tofu shit
Hey don't talk shit on my gift
I'll go over there and slap you
I just cuddle it to sleep cause I always have used pillows to sleep
I'd take it to cons for the lolz
My dad hasnt seen it, I keep it hidden from him lmao
Nah, definitely not.
yep. i am. I favor chocolate milk.
I'll expect to see it when I visit Cali.
And yeah probably good call to hide it from your dad, you'll end up in a fucking whats-all-the-racket-up-here-son comic
so I missing out on much lmao
Yeah you are.
I mean, I wouldn't eat a cow head tbh.
Fam I just count them, I don't watch what I eat because of it.
Bitch my daki is 30x better. Just pillowless :^)
not even strawberry
Strawberry isn't strawberry enough though. It's gotta be the real thang. It can't have even any hint of artificial.
Oh shit, lets make it happen lol
He'd probably tell me to grow up or move out lmao
You're never had head meat? It's really tender and good dude
I know it sounds gross but it's one of the best parts imo
beef head, beef tongue, and interstine are so good
Where is Sonata?
What, I thought you had your own place as it is, how worthless are you man LOL
I got kicked out cause I was partying it way too much lmao
You were kicked out, but you still live at your parents? Huh?
Real strawberries are puke city.
Turkey is the shit tho fam.
I mean I get head all the time :^)
I'm not degen enough to cuddle with an anime body pillow
Yeah, I had my own place but I got kicked out for partying too much lol
So I moved back in with my dad
Not really, like maybe in sandwiches yeah
I find that hard to believe lmao
Hey dont knock it till you try it
More like you're ashamed af
You have it saved too, missy.
OH, gotcha. Yeah I'm keeping it fairly quiet at my own place, while going max cray when I'm at others. Gonna celebrate New Years in the centre of Copenhagen. After watching some fire works we're going to some fancy invite-only place. It'll probs be filled with twats but got no alternative
And a Merry Christmas to you too
I still dont know what im doing NYE