Saturday nights alright for fightin, Saturday nights alright, aright!

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

Saturday nights alright for fightin, Saturday nights alright, aright!

youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc

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Michael Young
Michael Young

xd

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

gimbe kis

Juan Clark
Juan Clark

so everybody brace for the coming famine i guess.

Owen Barnes
Owen Barnes

also the craziest thing about losing my HD is that I don't know what my tripcode is.

Liam Sanders
Liam Sanders

i already dont eat :3

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

this is why i memorized my tripcode

Mason Davis
Mason Davis

Don't worry, there are plenty of people to go around! Stay optimistic!

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

i mean it was the most boring and unpleasant option of all of the options

Levi Walker
Levi Walker

hey cucumber !!

Carter Gonzalez
Carter Gonzalez

(nechumi/eve/ban/nezumi/tr)
/////>
....m-maybe?

(green bean/lili)
:3 hiya!

(duke)
woof woof

James Harris
James Harris

yes, but it'll basically be legal to kill and eat people, and we don't have to worry about radiation sickness.

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

time for music chat

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

how are ya !!

Josiah Nelson
Josiah Nelson

Daily Reminder that the UN is antisemitic

Aiden Diaz
Aiden Diaz

I don't like dogs

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

Shouldn't you know ?

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

Good, fuck Jews

Gabriel Hernandez
Gabriel Hernandez

who is this character
everytime i see her hat im reminded of may from guilty gear

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

Non Non
Kill La Kill

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

eughh, Rush.

the Canadian version of popular American bands. Can't their lead singer die?

Daniel Evans
Daniel Evans

__jakuzure_nonon_kill_la_k

Elijah Sullivan
Elijah Sullivan

early rush is great, first album is all nice hard rock

Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

A lot of the world is.

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

Fun fact:

Nonon's voice actress is the same who voiced Haruhara Haruko in FLCL. Trigger kept her on board and she also voices a character in Space Patrol Luluco.

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

Neat.

Bentley Long
Bentley Long

hungry :c
and a tiny bit cold
and slightly uncomfortable sitting
and bored
and and and... uhh... ummmm

happy to see you around

:(

i think it ran fine, last i played... u_u maybe it was slightly slow i dunno, or maybe it was the controls. i haven't tried playing it with a controller.

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

Anyone here downloading Star Citizen 3.0?

Noah Hill
Noah Hill

I prefer cats
No, cause I didn't pay any shekels for a game that still isn't what it claimed to be years ago

Daniel Price
Daniel Price

oh
i got bored of that show 4 episodes in
rip

aw ;-;
let me come over and give u warm blanket

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

My ping with this new internet on LoL is half of what it was.
Holy shit.

Sebastian Hughes
Sebastian Hughes

Reminder: Elite Dangerous will be a better game by the time Star Citizen becomes what it claims it will be

Brody Cruz
Brody Cruz

.... oh well

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

Its better with a controller

Aaron Collins
Aaron Collins

Do you not like cats? We're getting a cat cafe soon

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

15 ping?

Thomas Morris
Thomas Morris

40. Was 80.

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

there's a subset of the population that has just been waiting to get their cannibal fuck on

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

*snuggles*

i want a controller

Logan Gomez
Logan Gomez

oh you used to have the same ping as what i have right now.

does it feel nice at 40 now?

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

where!?
i want cat cafe!

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

:3
want some hot coco ?

Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson

I like it I suppose. Doesn't feel crazy different to me.
My best ping was 21,

Charles Flores
Charles Flores

I think there's one in Edmonton, someone said. That's kind of close to you

Jack Cruz
Jack Cruz

Its a good investment.

Lucas Hall
Lucas Hall

ya

my best was 45, years ago before the server moved to chicago

prolly like a 16 hour drive
maybe one day ill go~

which controllers are good anyways?
or is the xbox360 wired controller the only good one for PC?

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

I have an xbox controller

seems normal to me

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

Rip

Brody Carter
Brody Carter

Once we get one here, I'll be psyched

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

Kyle why you gotta be gross

Jackson King
Jackson King

xbox one?

how was the move?

i wonder what it'll be like

Isaac Jones
Isaac Jones

Nani?

Long ass drive and I'm tired as shit

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

eat yummy food to recover?

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

:)

this anime girl is eating cup a noodles!

Dominic Clark
Dominic Clark

i wonder if it will have incompatabilities with my ps2 emulators.... hmm

do you play animal crossing mobile?

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

Nah. I don't play phone games.,

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

potato salad and ham im gonna get so FAT

Andrew Miller
Andrew Miller

PSX can use most controllers

Matthew Clark
Matthew Clark

PSX emulator with Dualshock support please.

Ryan Ramirez
Ryan Ramirez

I doubt it will

Angel Sullivan
Angel Sullivan

do you think your new home is going to be good for you going into the future?

i meant pcsx2
not psx

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

i guess i'll have to use the older one
_<
if they even make those old wired 360 controllers anymore...

Nathaniel Bennett
Nathaniel Bennett

I think so.

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

I love a good potato salad especially if it has eggs and apples in it :x

John Ortiz
John Ortiz

I meant both, I play FFX on PSX2 with a generic Xbox USB controller without any issue.

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

get

Grayson Cook
Grayson Cook

no apples but lots of good egg, im already had sweets anyways, and i got that seasoning down just right, goes so well with bites of salty cold ham

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

im pretty alright so far

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

When Echo doesn't even say gn

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

That wolf dude is sitting there like 'how the fuck are these people my friends.. oh well beats being alone I guess whatever'

Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

Er

Whatever the fuck it is the PS2 emulator idk fuck

Levi Ortiz
Levi Ortiz

mm yeah a good shake of paprika on that potato and egg salad.

Wyatt Hill
Wyatt Hill

Very catty, I look forward to petting all the cats

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

i did a little more, some soul food seasoning and a little shake of this pre-mixed seasoning from big boys which is surprisingly good

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

gotta be careful not to over-dress a dish!

sometimes simple (with a kick) is better than overdoing it!

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

when old Dos games from the 80's are more self-aware than some of the current shit we get

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

Well I finally ended up falling asleep.

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

you don't do that either.

Jason Hill
Jason Hill

of course, i kept it very light and mixed all the seasoning thoroughly into the salad

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

But on voice tho

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

good night

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

I really love my mother's recipes for potato/egg salad, as well she made potato/macaroni/peas/apple salad which was delightful.

But I just can't forget that delicious creamy potato egg salad and seeing the paprika on top

Joseph Edwards
Joseph Edwards

i hope so too!
make it super comfy and chill and be all set up in your area where you can feel the feel that life is good and everything's gonnna be alright

i wannna do that, except upscaling the ps2's textures to 4K

w<

if my comp parts are cheaper than i expect on boxing day

i'll prolly see if i can find a cheap one online
whiile i'm out looking for cheap usb cd drives or maybe i think i'll just get a internal cd drive so no bios cd issues arise while i'm tryna install

*pets*

meow meow meow

i'll be playing a super hd 60fps!!!

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

Yeah, you don't do that either!!!!!!!!!!!

Landon Young
Landon Young

funny because i used to hate egg and potato salad, but not its really grown on me as a rather convenient and super heavy source of fuel that tastes pretty dang good with ham and a good buttered roll

i am very satisfied right now

Gabriel Rodriguez
Gabriel Rodriguez

What games are you gonna play when you get your new computer ?

Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee

You know I love hams too.

Prosciutto on ciabatta with a wipe of pesto and tomato sauce is porn.

Alexander Lee
Alexander Lee

tumblrtale and shitpass
what a combo

John Jackson
John Jackson

thats one of the best meals ive had all year, im blowing my nose so i can taste it more

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

cucumber ignored me... ;~;

Joshua Rogers
Joshua Rogers

id replace the pesto with a thin piece of good cheese but we are on similar pages

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

Prosciutto on ciabatta with a wipe of pesto and tomato sauce is porn.
HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

James Sullivan
James Sullivan

i like all the funny user's we get in here when i post crappy OP's

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

I can imagine yeah, cold ham, biscuits and a hearty potato-egg salad, that's what I want to eat on Christmas.

Oh, of course. Ham wouldn't be without swiss.. or a provolone. I like my pesto a lot though. just a wipe, not a ton. and it has to have some tomato sauce on it obviously.

Alexander Price
Alexander Price

Okay, so now that I am done disappointing my friends, shall I get 4 hours of sleep or none?

Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

implying there's more than one

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

we're going to be eating turkey again on christm,as, but this time boiled in peanut oil

David Ortiz
David Ortiz

None, go for broke.

Jace Edwards
Jace Edwards

CUCUMBER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

Yeeee I was leaning towards that.

Charles Lewis
Charles Lewis

Neat.

I'm away from family so I'm just likely going to smoke a fresh fish.

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

Alright.

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

How very Blood-chan of you.

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

Hey, Tracer Bullet was one of Calvin's aliases.

It just came to me cause I knew that name was suspicious!

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

Kay.

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

Hi Echo

Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

Alright.

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

Hello Emon.

Grayson Jackson
Grayson Jackson

make some rice with it and mix up an egg or too with the rice, fry up the boiled rice with the smoked fish, rice fish and eggs go well together

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

witcher 3 on ultra
and other games i'm unable to run
pubg on ultra
zestiria on ultra
ps2 emulator games
wii u emulator games
3ds emulator games

and maybe Just cause 3 if i buy it right now on its $9 sale price of 90% off.

John Jackson
John Jackson

It should really be Eman though.

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

Oh don't even get me started, I love making fried rice with eggs.

What I really like to do now is buy fresh noodles at the asian market and put in my dashi broth, then when it's almost ready I eggdrop it, swirl the white around with the noodles with the yolk boiling in the middle, and that tells me it's time to eat :)

Itadakimasu!

Caleb Bell
Caleb Bell

So just anything on ultra ?

Xavier Carter
Xavier Carter

Sorry, Eman.

Juan James
Juan James

right sure, lets eat etc.

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

:)

yeah... i'll be able to play anything i want well into the future

and it will all look super pretty!

Angel Perez
Angel Perez

C'mon, food's fun.

I totally know what you mean with the rice bed and eggs and putting the fish on top. Those three key ingredients go so very well, even if you drip a raw egg on the rice!

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

And with ME !?!?

WOW

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

its because the protein, fat, and carb mix, its a good amount for the body, especially if you are active

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

yes

nothing to hold me back

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

I just think it's tasty.

I don't cook for what I think I should eat, I cook the way I always eat, and that keeps me going. I think my body knows what it wants to eat, so I just feed it.

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

Much appreciated.

Now slit my throat.

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

Do you need to borrow the knife I keep habitually sharpening?

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

*holds you back*

don't do it

Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

It is utterly repugnant that you use government funds and handouts to pay for every aspect of your existence and spend money on this because you don't have to pay a dime to sustain yourself.

Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

do what?

:3

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

Whoa whoa, hold up, we haven't even had a date yet, you can't just ask me to slit your throat out of blue.

Thomas Lee
Thomas Lee

Alright, night niggers. Merry Christmas.

Noah Peterson
Noah Peterson

...

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

nini

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

Happy Holidays*

Jeremiah Wilson
Jeremiah Wilson

Any murders here have to go through customs.

Brayden Ramirez
Brayden Ramirez

I dunno

kill someone

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

I'd prefer dull & rusty.

Echo wants to ask me out
Mort de rire.

Angel Rodriguez
Angel Rodriguez

pew pew

too late

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

Obligatory attention reciprocation post

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

That is not quite what I was implying.

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

I also have dull and rusty!

Robert Clark
Robert Clark

I wanna be famous

Angel King
Angel King

what specs?

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

im being ignored ;-;

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

I wanted to ask you about my meat, i think I'm cooking it wrong

Christian Price
Christian Price

Hi. Friendly neighborhood newfag here.

Josiah Cruz
Josiah Cruz

That's a given.

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

bullshit, it's an alt.

Blake Price
Blake Price

i have just the thing

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

same

Asher Fisher
Asher Fisher

also same

Jacob Mitchell
Jacob Mitchell

-pays attention to you-

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

bullshit, it's an alt.
What? This is my third night posting on animus. I'll leave if you think I should. Just stop bullying me.

Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

sign in on your main

Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

Here, I have a few options.

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

upload vids to youtube.
stream on twitch
tweet on social media
engage your audience
stay consistant

where?

7700K
1080ti
16GB ram cas timing 14-15
SSD samsung 512gb red edition

Nolan Turner
Nolan Turner

No, I think I'll just bully you until you leave.

You up for it?

Carter Hill
Carter Hill

a sad day

hi s4hhhh

cucumber wont say hi to me
:c

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

oh god

then I actually have to be interesting

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

-squeeeeaks-

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

Bye.

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

i'm getting something nearly identical except 6800k so hopefully it works well for you.

Asher Fisher
Asher Fisher

When I fry a burger on my skillet the meat is too juicy and makes the bread soggy... is that normal? I can't cook meat for shit

Charles Sanchez
Charles Sanchez

Sup nigga

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

i wanna see!

your voice is interesting

i'm waiting till Boxing day sales
to buy all the parts.
i just hope it all fits together
and nothing arrives DOA or broken
and all the power supply is strong enough

Brody Gomez
Brody Gomez

You said
yet
though.

Perfect, I'll take 6.

Needs more rust.

Austin Roberts
Austin Roberts

What does that even mean ?

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

just look at my posts that say hi cucumber !!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

-snugs you happily. Is very tired from his last Christmas party of the season-

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

pcpartpicker.com/list/3WYkCy

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

You got fucked up, nigga?

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

Oh, whoops.
Disregard that, then.

Gavin Brown
Gavin Brown

grow a pair before you come back.

Juicy is generally good, you want it to not be dry, but you should press it down before serving to get all of the oils and fat out of the patty and as you said soaking the bun, usually people use lettuce and tomato to buffer but there's nothing wrong with just squeezing the burger, just don't break it. Slowly, all the excess cooking oil and juices will come out, you'll have a perfect burger. As long as you've timed it and cooked it through so the middle isn't raw.

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

Sorry hun I've only got the one, it took a while to grind it down out of a rusty file.

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

Luka do you have a job yet?

I can not and will not.

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

grind it down out of a rusty file.
o///o

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

-shakes head nu, just did a lot of cooking and had kids running around all day long. Wants to know how you are and brings you Christmas pears with little fake antlers-

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

it means good things! :)

oh.... Chiri.

why 32 GB of ram?

Here's mine: ca.pcpartpicker.com/list/LGJ2gL

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

Thats pretty vague

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

Oh, no, whatever shall I do now..

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

same reason i went with the 6800k, heavy sandboxing and emulation

Jayden Davis
Jayden Davis

yes, it's a shiv.

I posted an actual sharp knife below it for comparison but I love my solid-iron shiv knife as a tool because it's definitely not going to snap or lose its edge like a novelty knife would, despite not really being able to keep a sharp edge at all. But it's a tool, not a knife.

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

Ew I don't wanna put vegetables in my burger

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

hmmm... oh well.

vague is ok?

Aaron Foster
Aaron Foster

You said my name?

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

Cry?

Good answer

What do you use it for?

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

also why not have more if you can have more

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

I'm an angel and my birthday is Christmas~

I'm doing very well! I'm watching football! You should sleep

Ryder Lewis
Ryder Lewis

I suppose I could do that, but crying makes me sleepy and if I fall asleep I might oversleep.

Nicholas Garcia
Nicholas Garcia

-kisses her cheek and leaves a stuffed rabbit beside her- Sweet dreams when you go. <3

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

you shouldn't do this...
I cannot share those feelings with you anymore... please rest well

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

Pour boiling hot water over top of your head while doing it, then.

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

pretty

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

No thanks.

Gavin Wood
Gavin Wood

Here's some alternatives that work;

cheeses (obviously)
bacon (pls)
aioli (despite being hipster, all it is, is mashed garlic and olive oil - good combo, little of this is a big hit)
bbq sauce (pls)
gravy (meat sauce on meat, cmon, sloppy joes)
diy croutons (toaster oven, shredded bread, mini fucking toast to add substance .. it's fucking toast bits, they taste good, make the burger look bigger, soak up grease)

Aaron Phillips
Aaron Phillips

I know you are, but what am I?

But why not though? It's fun!

Jeremiah Thompson
Jeremiah Thompson

typically? it's my go-to for tiny slot-head screws as I have no actual tool for those.

also it's a prybar, it's really really fucking solid, if I need to pry into anything I can whack the end of it and get deep and just pull shit apart.

It doesn't function so well as a weapon but it undoubtedly could be used as one, however I consider it a tool as I have a better, foldable concealed weapon instead.

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

the other person did.

you wont be able to use that much power

;~;

Nicholas Reyes
Nicholas Reyes

You've tried?

Nathaniel Rodriguez
Nathaniel Rodriguez

tfw luka refers to you as
"the other person"

Oliver Cox
Oliver Cox

I have a better, foldable concealed weapon instead.

Look at Mr. Fancy over here.

Every morning when I shower.

David Nguyen
David Nguyen

I wish I knew how to cook the way you do >_<
You probably eat good everyday...
Anyway I have to go, i'm tired... I will try your way, i hope it works...

Well if I'm pretty then you're beautiful! And goodnight~

Connor Wright
Connor Wright

I don't think they did.

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

Night night Blood-kun

Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

You shower with boiling water?
Ew.
I think I'll stick to my comfy freezing.

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

try every way.

trying everything makes you a better cook, don't just listen to what people tell you to do; cook for you.

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

;~;

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

Well, not quite.

But very very hot water, yes.

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

Weak.

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

My shower doesn't quite support boiling.

Robert Morris
Robert Morris

It supports freezing doesn't it?

Grayson Stewart
Grayson Stewart

That's unfortunate, I'd rather enjoy the idea of you being trapped in a stall and being cooked to death.

tenka sashimi

Blake Torres
Blake Torres

Well yes, but it's cold enough in Canada already.

This is my fetish.

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

krluasgibei;uasghorasgjn

now what i mean

Luke Edwards
Luke Edwards

Cold's good though.

Kayden Wilson
Kayden Wilson

That's probably why you suck at osu!.

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

does it work

Angel Foster
Angel Foster

But, you're the one that told me to keep my windows open and stuffs when I play, so I don't sweat.

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

You don't want to sweat, but if you're too cold then your fingers will lock up :^)

Juan Adams
Juan Adams

I don't really get too cold.
It does't really go below -10 here, not yet at least.

David Richardson
David Richardson

Aki-lucky....

omg.. impatient...

Easton Bennett
Easton Bennett

I'm just sad because I know you won't be fresh by the time they can ship you to me.

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

Ye, think I might bed.
bai.

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

Unlucky...

Don't oversleep or anything.

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

If anyone does happen to lose an arm or a leg, make sure to tell them to put it on ice so you can ship it to me later,

I'll tell you how you taste.

Andrew Phillips
Andrew Phillips

While I was in the bathroom taking a shit I had a whole thought process on cannibalism.
Like what if one of my housemates caught me skinning a leg in the kitchen sink, I would be 'oh, this was donated. it's meat. I'm gonna cook some up, you ever tasted human? This is part of Katie Jennings from Alabama.'

Connor Campbell
Connor Campbell

If it's voluntary then it's legal, isn't it?

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

I killed it?

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

PARTY TIME

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Elijah King
Elijah King

Paparazzi is underrated

Chase Baker
Chase Baker

How do I go to a boys house for Christmas

Xavier Hill
Xavier Hill

hi

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

hellow spiders 4 Haiti how do I go to a boys house for Christmas
I've got like
Two nice clothes

Julian Watson
Julian Watson

pls describe clothes

Cameron Barnes
Cameron Barnes

go in through the window and hide in the living room, wait for everyone to gather before surprising them and announcing that you're his girlfriend

Christopher Sullivan
Christopher Sullivan

I have a grey and black marbled looking top that's really loose and flowy and a more colorful top that's kind of a blouse I guess
They're both pretty easy to take off so that's not a problem but like his mom and sisters will be there and maybe his brother

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

oh

OH

go to.
I gotcha. wear a loose top, knitted. minimal but cute makeup, no darks, very gentle highlights also it's christmas so red!!

Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

They already know me and I've broken into their house before
The running joke in his family is that one day he'll admit I'm his girlfriend

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

on a 1-10 scale where's your yandere

Levi Howard
Levi Howard

yeah wear something underneath then, if a big loose top gets too hot you can take it off and go casual, just make sure your casual is also really casual too.

It could also signify, subconsciously, to everyone else in the room if you do get 'too hot' and go casual, that your casual is super casual and not tight fitting or w/e so you'll seem super chill.

Charles Miller
Charles Miller

I got sent like 13 masks but I only asked for 1

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

Bright reds look my skin look fucked up and I like wearing dark neutral tones

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

just to clarify, the problem is that you're a trap?

Oliver Gomez
Oliver Gomez

mousey is a lt corbis viewer wow what a surprise

Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

7 dandere

Brandon Butler
Brandon Butler

I once had the problem of being a good friend to a girl and her family while she was going out with a loser and everyone liked me so much they kinda wished she'd dump the loser 'boyfriend' but she was a 2/10 and I didn't want to be the boyfriend at all. (I mean she was a cool friend but omg they all liked me)

Jaxson Rivera
Jaxson Rivera

No the problem is I get super nervous when I try to dress up for special occasions

Isaac Adams
Isaac Adams

Ah yeah that's fine. I never dressed up for holidays. I went as myself, I'm comfortable in a t-shirt covered up by a black-grey plaid flannel button up.

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

waaaaaaaaait i thought step 1 was you getting invited over and step 2 was dressing for it. but no you were already going to a boys house for christmas and you wanted to know the specific way to do it, not how to get there.

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

that would be a lie

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

After I escaped my family's expectations of being sports and Christian and manly in high school I started hanging out with people I didn't hate and they thought I was dating a lesbian because we went to a club once
My parents are super retarded
I'll just wear whatever I pick up I guess
I'm used to t shirts and jeans or shorts
Step one was telling my parents I'm not celebrating their stupid Christmas

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

so which step are you on now

Nathaniel Fisher
Nathaniel Fisher

Deciding what to wear

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

sounds like a truth

Camden Foster
Camden Foster

this means that the invite is secured, right? can you post pics of him?

Sebastian Collins
Sebastian Collins

Invite yes pics no

Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

gime a kis

Daniel Hernandez
Daniel Hernandez

what if you put them through a strong photoshop filter

Lucas Hill
Lucas Hill

Right? They weren't specific enough, I suggested going through the window but this is all about how to dress for an occasion.

Yeah if holidays aren't your thing at all just be you. I mean I barely made an effort and my casual wear already looked semi formal.

Also, making friends with people you actually like is the point of high school I think. Everyone gets sorted out and some people call you nerd and try to beat you up and you let them do it, stand right up and take it, and watch that weak fuck's ego fade away in front of a crowd and nobody fucking touches you again

Ian Williams
Ian Williams

-arches an eyebrow-

Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY GREEN ON TOAST

WHAT DID YOU DO

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

gime a kis

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

fuck it

I was hungry

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

WHAT DO U MEAN !!!

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

fucking ASK
-considers it-

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

You liked it.

Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

-waits patiently with my hands behind my back and my lips presented-

Joseph Torres
Joseph Torres

I think you can take that as a "no"

Adam Peterson
Adam Peterson

This is where you smack a bitch, right here.

Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

:c

no

John Watson
John Watson

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Blake Myers
Blake Myers

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Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

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Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

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Eli Garcia
Eli Garcia

ill give u a kis instead

huh

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

'tsssss'

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

I don't want it.

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

things get good once i get into my text avs

Jonathan Sanders
Jonathan Sanders

ANIME IS COOL BECAUSE IT DEPICTS WOMEN ACCURATELY

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Aaron Brooks
Aaron Brooks

Is Dunkirk worth watching?

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

I WANT YOUR SOUL
we will eat your soul

Oliver King
Oliver King

Why would anything named Dunkirk be worth watching?

Oh wait, is it about the battle at Dunkerque? Then it might be a war movie.

Brayden Thomas
Brayden Thomas

such a baby >.>

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

come to daddy
come to daddy

come
to daddy
COME TO DADDY

Parker Sullivan
Parker Sullivan

because I won't give you what you want

hmmm

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

The battle of Dunkerque, or Dunkirk, was along the northern border of France and the Netherlands, and considering the major battle there in 1940 was a German victory I imagine a film by that name would be frought with oscar-winning despair as if someone in the film industry was having a go at a Saving Private Ryan, making sure the film would be accurate and tragic.

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

beer and grilled cheese, marbled cheese in fact, grilled in a waffle iron instead of traditionally flipped in a pan with butter or margarine, I like my grilled cheese lightly buttered on the INSIDE and dry on the outside!

Jason Perez
Jason Perez

kuasjhdfkasjdf dont turn this around on me

youre so stubborrrnnnn

i want to smell like blood

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

No i'm not.

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

what about a little iron on top?

Henry Green
Henry Green

Just suck his dick already.

Stop making so many sentences.

Jace Russell
Jace Russell

sidenote: i love this artstyle

Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

What do you mean?

Brody Lee
Brody Lee

this was my rationale as well but then i just accelerated out of his comfort zone, also known as pulling a kyle

Andrew Thomas
Andrew Thomas

That's vague as fuck, whose posts are you referencing?
There's a lot of nice artwork going on.

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

blood has a large amount of iron, and spatters nicely on toast
the stuff im posting sorry

Liam Gonzalez
Liam Gonzalez

I refuse

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

dude what ?

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

Oh okay, gotcha.
Posts to everyone that he likes the art style of the images he's posting, doesn't say which but he meant his.
Attempt at being edgy with the blood thing, that didn't go over very well.
Also the trace amounts of iron in blood would not serve well as a topping. If anything it would add a slightly salty taste and contain no beneficial nutrients.

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

honestly dont worry about it
tell that to this slice

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

How many more fucking pictures of toast do you have before you run out and fucking leave?

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

-snickers quietly-

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

I'll fucking eat you.

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

oh how bold of you

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

i see u've snacked before

Charles Reyes
Charles Reyes

sorry im legally required to post this:
strawpoll.me/12236647/r

Kevin Fisher
Kevin Fisher

I'd make one of my signature grilled cheese sandwiches but it's really late and I'm not hungry ..so taking step by step photos wouldn't do any of us justice.

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

why aren't I on the poll? what the fuck?

Jaxon Reed
Jaxon Reed

also I get the joke, (You)

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

Really? the S4H means Socks For Hands?

What an emo kid.
I knew someone whose handle was Psychosocks, but she was pretty chill and liked Jhonen Vasquez, so you aren't them.

You also aren't Tapeface.

Elijah Russell
Elijah Russell

how is that an emo name? like can we talk about this fucking allegation briefly? also you obviously arent on the poll because as someone who doesnt know who i am you cant be important ;)

Cameron Rivera
Cameron Rivera

Because your arm socks are so long they cover your fucking hands, emo fag.

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

who is the cutest poster

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

strawpoll.me/14687532

best poll

Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Hernandez

watch everyone vote for themselves

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

told you

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

can you provide a single example of this being an emo trend? also no i dont wear them on my hands i have them instead of hands get it straight you mormon

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

i didnt vote for myself !

Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

Oh, sorry. I forgot you're new.

Yeah back in the 2000's people cut the ends off of socks and wore them on their arms.
Socks for hands sounds like the most emo thing anyone would ever do, by not cutting the end off and walking around school literally wearing socks on their fucking hands.

These were the kind of kids I wish buses wouldn't stop for. I mean, even if they got onto the roadway.

William Young
William Young

vote for kanra!

Christian Richardson
Christian Richardson

i want arm sleeves
or whatever theyre called
u know theyre fingerless and go up to like. most of your forearm

Matthew Morris
Matthew Morris

they were called cut off socks, son.

Adam Edwards
Adam Edwards

Who is lurking?

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

you are correct, google agrees. socks for hands is some sockpuppet stuff.

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

How's it going, lurker?

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

This guy is doing the voice and everything right.

"Oh, Kermie.."

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

i voted sonata

wrong

seeeeeeeeee

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

No seriously they cut the ends off socks that's how the arm things developed.

Fucking emo kids, late 90's through early 2k's.
I was there shut the fuck up.

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

debatable

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

Can't vote for myself so I'll just not vote.

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

and you are proud of this?

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

poor sonata didnt get the irony vote

Kayden Foster
Kayden Foster

I wasn't an emo kid.

I'd just pretend to be a girl and wear girl clothes and get off to myself, basically handling my giant dick was a turn-on and I didn't even need the girl clothes.

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

like this

Jackson Howard
Jackson Howard

(you)

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

strawpoll.me/14687532

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

Hey, someone understands my humor.
I hope you laughed.
I consider myself this generation's Norm MacDonald, except without the talent or money.

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

surplus of moral depravity though!

Austin Flores
Austin Flores

disgusting

tank hee hee

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

I consider myself like a female version of Norm MacDonald, without the tits.
So if you really want gay/cock jokes,
you need the actual Norm MacDonald.

Easton Young
Easton Young

Its fun to play pretend.

Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

‘Now he’s either at school or in his bedroom,’ she says. ‘No one calls for him any more. He’d happily spend eight hours a day playing computer games.

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

I'm more than willing to serve up any amount of moral depravity you need, as a contractor I have access to great amounts of depravity and can lease you as much as you need if you agree to the terms.

Kayden Watson
Kayden Watson

bestloop.avi

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

this reminds me
i didnt do what i said i was going to because my mom was out of the house and then i got busy
i guess i could go do it right now but
my dad is stil up

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

but
but
but
but
but
but..

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

tfw you'll never open a christmas present and it's a rope

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

if your dad's still up, then you better do him.

Jonathan Cruz
Jonathan Cruz

‘The times I’ve heard, “Just be grateful he isn’t out partying!” I’d love him to be out partying. Why would you want your son to spend his teenage years alone?’

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

*clap*

great img, saving/copied everyone I hate is getting it now

Dominic Barnes
Dominic Barnes

You'll figure something out

Landon Mitchell
Landon Mitchell

'I also had acne. I chose to be on my own, hating everyone and building space shuttles on Minecraft.’

Ryan Sanders
Ryan Sanders

Sandman?

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

nah though

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

nooooooooooooooo

i dont think i ever will

Leo Baker
Leo Baker

fuckin eh

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

nope, much earlier comic

Colton Davis
Colton Davis

you think artists still have the patience to do graphic novels with fucking oil paint?

Justin Allen
Justin Allen

Enlighten me.

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

it's storytime, then
desuarchive.org/storytime/thread/7694/

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

Wait that looks like the artist who did Kill My Boyfriend.

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

you know what you have to do

stop being lazy

Anthony Watson
Anthony Watson

less lazy
more indecisive
like super

Mason Miller
Mason Miller

I shouldn't have ironically voted for Kanra if I knew I could have voted for Luka

Charles Lopez
Charles Lopez

don't worry i'll write your present into my will

daijoubu

Dominic Brooks
Dominic Brooks

you made the poll

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

NEZI !!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

Got grow some tiddies faggot.

David Anderson
David Anderson

yeah but I can't unvote my vote for kanra even if it was ironic. Technically Luka is winning.

Daniel Rivera
Daniel Rivera

dont be such a meanie ;-;

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

she ain't going as deep as she could go.

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

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Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

Then go do it already.

Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

#teamlittledick #moniqueconfessions

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