Saturday nights alright for fightin, Saturday nights alright, aright!

(nechumi/eve/ban/nezumi/tr)
....m-maybe?

(green bean/lili)
:3 hiya!

(duke)
woof woof

yes, but it'll basically be legal to kill and eat people, and we don't have to worry about radiation sickness.

time for music chat

how are ya !!

Daily Reminder that the UN is antisemitic

I don't like dogs

Shouldn't you know ?

Good, fuck Jews

who is this character
everytime i see her hat im reminded of may from guilty gear

Non Non
Kill La Kill

eughh, Rush.

the Canadian version of popular American bands. Can't their lead singer die?

__jakuzure_nonon_kill_la_k

early rush is great, first album is all nice hard rock

A lot of the world is.

Fun fact:

Nonon's voice actress is the same who voiced Haruhara Haruko in FLCL. Trigger kept her on board and she also voices a character in Space Patrol Luluco.

Neat.

hungry :c
and a tiny bit cold
and slightly uncomfortable sitting
and bored
and and and... uhh... ummmm

happy to see you around

:(

i think it ran fine, last i played... u_u maybe it was slightly slow i dunno, or maybe it was the controls. i haven't tried playing it with a controller.

Anyone here downloading Star Citizen 3.0?

I prefer cats

No, cause I didn't pay any shekels for a game that still isn't what it claimed to be years ago

oh
i got bored of that show 4 episodes in
rip

aw ;-;
let me come over and give u warm blanket

My ping with this new internet on LoL is half of what it was.
Holy shit.

Reminder: Elite Dangerous will be a better game by the time Star Citizen becomes what it claims it will be

.... oh well

Its better with a controller

...

Do you not like cats? We're getting a cat cafe soon

15 ping?

40. Was 80.

there's a subset of the population that has just been waiting to get their cannibal fuck on

*snuggles*

i want a controller

oh you used to have the same ping as what i have right now.

does it feel nice at 40 now?

where!?
i want cat cafe!

:3
want some hot coco ?

I like it I suppose. Doesn't feel crazy different to me.
My best ping was 21,

I think there's one in Edmonton, someone said. That's kind of close to you

Its a good investment.

ya

my best was 45, years ago before the server moved to chicago

prolly like a 16 hour drive
maybe one day ill go~

which controllers are good anyways?
or is the xbox360 wired controller the only good one for PC?

I have an xbox controller

seems normal to me

Rip

...

Once we get one here, I'll be psyched

Kyle why you gotta be gross

xbox one?

how was the move?

i wonder what it'll be like

Nani?

Long ass drive and I'm tired as shit

eat yummy food to recover?

...

:)

...

...

i wonder if it will have incompatabilities with my ps2 emulators.... hmm

do you play animal crossing mobile?

Nah. I don't play phone games.,

potato salad and ham im gonna get so FAT

PSX can use most controllers

PSX emulator with Dualshock support please.

I doubt it will

do you think your new home is going to be good for you going into the future?

i meant pcsx2
not psx

i guess i'll have to use the older one
>_<
if they even make those old wired 360 controllers anymore...

I think so.

I love a good potato salad especially if it has eggs and apples in it :x

I meant both, I play FFX on PSX2 with a generic Xbox USB controller without any issue.

...

no apples but lots of good egg, im already had sweets anyways, and i got that seasoning down just right, goes so well with bites of salty cold ham

im pretty alright so far

When Echo doesn't even say gn

That wolf dude is sitting there like 'how the fuck are these people my friends.. oh well beats being alone I guess whatever'

Er

Whatever the fuck it is the PS2 emulator idk fuck

mm yeah a good shake of paprika on that potato and egg salad.

Very catty, I look forward to petting all the cats

i did a little more, some soul food seasoning and a little shake of this pre-mixed seasoning from big boys which is surprisingly good

...

gotta be careful not to over-dress a dish!

sometimes simple (with a kick) is better than overdoing it!

when old Dos games from the 80's are more self-aware than some of the current shit we get

Well I finally ended up falling asleep.

you don't do that either.

of course, i kept it very light and mixed all the seasoning thoroughly into the salad

But on voice tho

good night

I really love my mother's recipes for potato/egg salad, as well she made potato/macaroni/peas/apple salad which was delightful.

But I just can't forget that delicious creamy potato egg salad and seeing the paprika on top

i hope so too!
make it super comfy and chill and be all set up in your area where you can feel the feel that life is good and everything's gonnna be alright

i wannna do that, except upscaling the ps2's textures to 4K

>w<

if my comp parts are cheaper than i expect on boxing day

i'll prolly see if i can find a cheap one online
whiile i'm out looking for cheap usb cd drives or maybe i think i'll just get a internal cd drive so no bios cd issues arise while i'm tryna install

*pets*

meow meow meow

i'll be playing a super hd 60fps!!!

Yeah, you don't do that either!!!!!!!!!!!

funny because i used to hate egg and potato salad, but not its really grown on me as a rather convenient and super heavy source of fuel that tastes pretty dang good with ham and a good buttered roll

i am very satisfied right now

What games are you gonna play when you get your new computer ?

You know I love hams too.

Prosciutto on ciabatta with a wipe of pesto and tomato sauce is porn.

what a combo

thats one of the best meals ive had all year, im blowing my nose so i can taste it more

cucumber ignored me... ;~;

id replace the pesto with a thin piece of good cheese but we are on similar pages

HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i like all the funny user's we get in here when i post crappy OP's

I can imagine yeah, cold ham, biscuits and a hearty potato-egg salad, that's what I want to eat on Christmas.

Oh, of course. Ham wouldn't be without swiss.. or a provolone. I like my pesto a lot though. just a wipe, not a ton. and it has to have some tomato sauce on it obviously.

Okay, so now that I am done disappointing my friends, shall I get 4 hours of sleep or none?

...

we're going to be eating turkey again on christm,as, but this time boiled in peanut oil

None, go for broke.

CUCUMBER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeeee I was leaning towards that.

Neat.

I'm away from family so I'm just likely going to smoke a fresh fish.

Alright.

How very Blood-chan of you.

Hey, Tracer Bullet was one of Calvin's aliases.

It just came to me cause I knew that name was suspicious!

Kay.

Hi Echo

Alright.

Hello Emon.

make some rice with it and mix up an egg or too with the rice, fry up the boiled rice with the smoked fish, rice fish and eggs go well together

witcher 3 on ultra
and other games i'm unable to run
pubg on ultra
zestiria on ultra
ps2 emulator games
wii u emulator games
3ds emulator games

and maybe Just cause 3 if i buy it right now on its $9 sale price of 90% off.

It should really be Eman though.

Oh don't even get me started, I love making fried rice with eggs.

What I really like to do now is buy fresh noodles at the asian market and put in my dashi broth, then when it's almost ready I eggdrop it, swirl the white around with the noodles with the yolk boiling in the middle, and that tells me it's time to eat :)

Itadakimasu!

So just anything on ultra ?

...

Sorry, Eman.

right sure, lets eat etc.

:)

yeah... i'll be able to play anything i want well into the future

and it will all look super pretty!

C'mon, food's fun.

I totally know what you mean with the rice bed and eggs and putting the fish on top. Those three key ingredients go so very well, even if you drip a raw egg on the rice!

And with ME !?!?

WOW

its because the protein, fat, and carb mix, its a good amount for the body, especially if you are active

yes

nothing to hold me back

I just think it's tasty.

I don't cook for what I think I should eat, I cook the way I always eat, and that keeps me going. I think my body knows what it wants to eat, so I just feed it.

Much appreciated.

Now slit my throat.

Do you need to borrow the knife I keep habitually sharpening?

*holds you back*

don't do it

It is utterly repugnant that you use government funds and handouts to pay for every aspect of your existence and spend money on this because you don't have to pay a dime to sustain yourself.

do what?

:3

Whoa whoa, hold up, we haven't even had a date yet, you can't just ask me to slit your throat out of blue.

Alright, night niggers. Merry Christmas.

...

nini

Happy Holidays*

Any murders here have to go through customs.

I dunno

kill someone

...

I'd prefer dull & rusty.

Mort de rire.

pew pew

too late

Obligatory attention reciprocation post

That is not quite what I was implying.

I also have dull and rusty!

I wanna be famous

what specs?

im being ignored ;-;

I wanted to ask you about my meat, i think I'm cooking it wrong

Hi. Friendly neighborhood newfag here.

That's a given.

bullshit, it's an alt.

i have just the thing

same

also same

-pays attention to you-

What? This is my third night posting on animus. I'll leave if you think I should. Just stop bullying me.

sign in on your main

Here, I have a few options.

upload vids to youtube.
stream on twitch
tweet on social media
engage your audience
stay consistant

where?

7700K
1080ti
16GB ram cas timing 14-15
SSD samsung 512gb red edition

No, I think I'll just bully you until you leave.

You up for it?

a sad day

hi s4hhhh

cucumber wont say hi to me
:c

oh god

then I actually have to be interesting

-squeeeeaks-

Bye.

i'm getting something nearly identical except 6800k so hopefully it works well for you.

When I fry a burger on my skillet the meat is too juicy and makes the bread soggy... is that normal? I can't cook meat for shit

Sup nigga

i wanna see!

your voice is interesting

i'm waiting till Boxing day sales
to buy all the parts.
i just hope it all fits together
and nothing arrives DOA or broken
and all the power supply is strong enough

You said
though.

Perfect, I'll take 6.

Needs more rust.

What does that even mean ?

just look at my posts that say hi cucumber !!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

-snugs you happily. Is very tired from his last Christmas party of the season-

pcpartpicker.com/list/3WYkCy

You got fucked up, nigga?

Oh, whoops.
Disregard that, then.

grow a pair before you come back.

Juicy is generally good, you want it to not be dry, but you should press it down before serving to get all of the oils and fat out of the patty and as you said soaking the bun, usually people use lettuce and tomato to buffer but there's nothing wrong with just squeezing the burger, just don't break it. Slowly, all the excess cooking oil and juices will come out, you'll have a perfect burger. As long as you've timed it and cooked it through so the middle isn't raw.

Sorry hun I've only got the one, it took a while to grind it down out of a rusty file.

Luka do you have a job yet?

I can not and will not.

o///o

-shakes head nu, just did a lot of cooking and had kids running around all day long. Wants to know how you are and brings you Christmas pears with little fake antlers-

it means good things! :)

oh.... Chiri.

why 32 GB of ram?

Here's mine: ca.pcpartpicker.com/list/LGJ2gL

Thats pretty vague

Oh, no, whatever shall I do now..

same reason i went with the 6800k, heavy sandboxing and emulation

...

yes, it's a shiv.

I posted an actual sharp knife below it for comparison but I love my solid-iron shiv knife as a tool because it's definitely not going to snap or lose its edge like a novelty knife would, despite not really being able to keep a sharp edge at all. But it's a tool, not a knife.

Ew I don't wanna put vegetables in my burger

hmmm... oh well.

vague is ok?

You said my name?

Cry?

Good answer

What do you use it for?

also why not have more if you can have more

I'm an angel and my birthday is Christmas~

I'm doing very well! I'm watching football! You should sleep

I suppose I could do that, but crying makes me sleepy and if I fall asleep I might oversleep.

-kisses her cheek and leaves a stuffed rabbit beside her- Sweet dreams when you go.

...

you shouldn't do this...
I cannot share those feelings with you anymore... please rest well

Pour boiling hot water over top of your head while doing it, then.

pretty

No thanks.

Here's some alternatives that work;

cheeses (obviously)
bacon (pls)
aioli (despite being hipster, all it is, is mashed garlic and olive oil - good combo, little of this is a big hit)
bbq sauce (pls)
gravy (meat sauce on meat, cmon, sloppy joes)
diy croutons (toaster oven, shredded bread, mini fucking toast to add substance .. it's fucking toast bits, they taste good, make the burger look bigger, soak up grease)

I know you are, but what am I?

But why not though? It's fun!

typically? it's my go-to for tiny slot-head screws as I have no actual tool for those.

also it's a prybar, it's really really fucking solid, if I need to pry into anything I can whack the end of it and get deep and just pull shit apart.

It doesn't function so well as a weapon but it undoubtedly could be used as one, however I consider it a tool as I have a better, foldable concealed weapon instead.

the other person did.

you wont be able to use that much power

;~;

You've tried?

tfw luka refers to you as
"the other person"

Look at Mr. Fancy over here.

Every morning when I shower.

I wish I knew how to cook the way you do >_<
You probably eat good everyday...
Anyway I have to go, i'm tired... I will try your way, i hope it works...

Well if I'm pretty then you're beautiful! And goodnight~

I don't think they did.

Night night Blood-kun

You shower with boiling water?
Ew.
I think I'll stick to my comfy freezing.

try every way.

trying everything makes you a better cook, don't just listen to what people tell you to do; cook for you.

;~;

Well, not quite.

But very very hot water, yes.

Weak.

My shower doesn't quite support boiling.

It supports freezing doesn't it?

That's unfortunate, I'd rather enjoy the idea of you being trapped in a stall and being cooked to death.

tenka sashimi

...

Well yes, but it's cold enough in Canada already.

This is my fetish.

krluasgibei;uasghorasgjn

now what i mean

Cold's good though.

That's probably why you suck at osu!.

does it work

But, you're the one that told me to keep my windows open and stuffs when I play, so I don't sweat.

You don't want to sweat, but if you're too cold then your fingers will lock up :^)

I don't really get too cold.
It does't really go below -10 here, not yet at least.

...

Aki-lucky....

omg.. impatient...

I'm just sad because I know you won't be fresh by the time they can ship you to me.

Ye, think I might bed.
bai.

Unlucky...

Don't oversleep or anything.

If anyone does happen to lose an arm or a leg, make sure to tell them to put it on ice so you can ship it to me later,

I'll tell you how you taste.

While I was in the bathroom taking a shit I had a whole thought process on cannibalism.
Like what if one of my housemates caught me skinning a leg in the kitchen sink, I would be 'oh, this was donated. it's meat. I'm gonna cook some up, you ever tasted human? This is part of Katie Jennings from Alabama.'

If it's voluntary then it's legal, isn't it?

I killed it?

PARTY TIME

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Paparazzi is underrated

How do I go to a boys house for Christmas

hi

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hellow spiders 4 Haiti how do I go to a boys house for Christmas
I've got like
Two nice clothes

pls describe clothes

go in through the window and hide in the living room, wait for everyone to gather before surprising them and announcing that you're his girlfriend

I have a grey and black marbled looking top that's really loose and flowy and a more colorful top that's kind of a blouse I guess
They're both pretty easy to take off so that's not a problem but like his mom and sisters will be there and maybe his brother

oh

OH

go to.
I gotcha. wear a loose top, knitted. minimal but cute makeup, no darks, very gentle highlights also it's christmas so red!!

They already know me and I've broken into their house before
The running joke in his family is that one day he'll admit I'm his girlfriend

on a 1-10 scale where's your yandere

yeah wear something underneath then, if a big loose top gets too hot you can take it off and go casual, just make sure your casual is also really casual too.

It could also signify, subconsciously, to everyone else in the room if you do get 'too hot' and go casual, that your casual is super casual and not tight fitting or w/e so you'll seem super chill.

I got sent like 13 masks but I only asked for 1

Bright reds look my skin look fucked up and I like wearing dark neutral tones

just to clarify, the problem is that you're a trap?

mousey is a lt corbis viewer wow what a surprise

7 dandere

I once had the problem of being a good friend to a girl and her family while she was going out with a loser and everyone liked me so much they kinda wished she'd dump the loser 'boyfriend' but she was a 2/10 and I didn't want to be the boyfriend at all. (I mean she was a cool friend but omg they all liked me)

No the problem is I get super nervous when I try to dress up for special occasions

Ah yeah that's fine. I never dressed up for holidays. I went as myself, I'm comfortable in a t-shirt covered up by a black-grey plaid flannel button up.

waaaaaaaaait i thought step 1 was you getting invited over and step 2 was dressing for it. but no you were already going to a boys house for christmas and you wanted to know the specific way to do it, not how to get there.

that would be a lie

After I escaped my family's expectations of being sports and Christian and manly in high school I started hanging out with people I didn't hate and they thought I was dating a lesbian because we went to a club once
My parents are super retarded

I'll just wear whatever I pick up I guess
I'm used to t shirts and jeans or shorts

Step one was telling my parents I'm not celebrating their stupid Christmas

so which step are you on now

Deciding what to wear

sounds like a truth

...

this means that the invite is secured, right? can you post pics of him?

Invite yes pics no

gime a kis

what if you put them through a strong photoshop filter

Right? They weren't specific enough, I suggested going through the window but this is all about how to dress for an occasion.

Yeah if holidays aren't your thing at all just be you. I mean I barely made an effort and my casual wear already looked semi formal.

Also, making friends with people you actually like is the point of high school I think. Everyone gets sorted out and some people call you nerd and try to beat you up and you let them do it, stand right up and take it, and watch that weak fuck's ego fade away in front of a crowd and nobody fucking touches you again

-arches an eyebrow-

THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY GREEN ON TOAST

WHAT DID YOU DO

...

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gime a kis

...

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fuck it

I was hungry

WHAT DO U MEAN !!!

fucking ASK

-considers it-

You liked it.

-waits patiently with my hands behind my back and my lips presented-

I think you can take that as a "no"

This is where you smack a bitch, right here.

:c

no

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huh

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I don't want it.

things get good once i get into my text avs

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Is Dunkirk worth watching?

I WANT YOUR SOUL
we will eat your soul

...

Why would anything named Dunkirk be worth watching?

Oh wait, is it about the battle at Dunkerque? Then it might be a war movie.

such a baby >.>

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

come to daddy
come to daddy

come
to daddy
COME TO DADDY

because I won't give you what you want

hmmm

...

...

The battle of Dunkerque, or Dunkirk, was along the northern border of France and the Netherlands, and considering the major battle there in 1940 was a German victory I imagine a film by that name would be frought with oscar-winning despair as if someone in the film industry was having a go at a Saving Private Ryan, making sure the film would be accurate and tragic.

beer and grilled cheese, marbled cheese in fact, grilled in a waffle iron instead of traditionally flipped in a pan with butter or margarine, I like my grilled cheese lightly buttered on the INSIDE and dry on the outside!

kuasjhdfkasjdf dont turn this around on me

youre so stubborrrnnnn

i want to smell like blood

No i'm not.

what about a little iron on top?

Just suck his dick already.

Stop making so many sentences.

sidenote: i love this artstyle

What do you mean?

this was my rationale as well but then i just accelerated out of his comfort zone, also known as pulling a kyle

That's vague as fuck, whose posts are you referencing?
There's a lot of nice artwork going on.

blood has a large amount of iron, and spatters nicely on toast

the stuff im posting sorry

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I refuse

dude what ?

Oh okay, gotcha.
Posts to everyone that he likes the art style of the images he's posting, doesn't say which but he meant his.
Attempt at being edgy with the blood thing, that didn't go over very well.
Also the trace amounts of iron in blood would not serve well as a topping. If anything it would add a slightly salty taste and contain no beneficial nutrients.

honestly dont worry about it

tell that to this slice

How many more fucking pictures of toast do you have before you run out and fucking leave?

-snickers quietly-

I'll fucking eat you.

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oh how bold of you

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i see u've snacked before

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sorry im legally required to post this:
strawpoll.me/12236647/r

I'd make one of my signature grilled cheese sandwiches but it's really late and I'm not hungry ..so taking step by step photos wouldn't do any of us justice.

why aren't I on the poll? what the fuck?

also I get the joke, (You)

Really? the S4H means Socks For Hands?

What an emo kid.
I knew someone whose handle was Psychosocks, but she was pretty chill and liked Jhonen Vasquez, so you aren't them.

You also aren't Tapeface.

how is that an emo name? like can we talk about this fucking allegation briefly? also you obviously arent on the poll because as someone who doesnt know who i am you cant be important ;)

Because your arm socks are so long they cover your fucking hands, emo fag.

who is the cutest poster

strawpoll.me/14687532

best poll

watch everyone vote for themselves

told you

can you provide a single example of this being an emo trend? also no i dont wear them on my hands i have them instead of hands get it straight you mormon

i didnt vote for myself !

Oh, sorry. I forgot you're new.

Yeah back in the 2000's people cut the ends off of socks and wore them on their arms.
Socks for hands sounds like the most emo thing anyone would ever do, by not cutting the end off and walking around school literally wearing socks on their fucking hands.

These were the kind of kids I wish buses wouldn't stop for. I mean, even if they got onto the roadway.

vote for kanra!

i want arm sleeves
or whatever theyre called
u know theyre fingerless and go up to like. most of your forearm

they were called cut off socks, son.

Who is lurking?

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you are correct, google agrees. socks for hands is some sockpuppet stuff.

How's it going, lurker?

This guy is doing the voice and everything right.

"Oh, Kermie.."

i voted sonata

wrong

seeeeeeeeee

No seriously they cut the ends off socks that's how the arm things developed.

Fucking emo kids, late 90's through early 2k's.
I was there shut the fuck up.

debatable

Can't vote for myself so I'll just not vote.

and you are proud of this?

poor sonata didnt get the irony vote

I wasn't an emo kid.

I'd just pretend to be a girl and wear girl clothes and get off to myself, basically handling my giant dick was a turn-on and I didn't even need the girl clothes.

like this

(you)

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strawpoll.me/14687532

Hey, someone understands my humor.
I hope you laughed.
I consider myself this generation's Norm MacDonald, except without the talent or money.

surplus of moral depravity though!

disgusting

tank hee hee

I consider myself like a female version of Norm MacDonald, without the tits.
So if you really want gay/cock jokes,
you need the actual Norm MacDonald.

Its fun to play pretend.

‘Now he’s either at school or in his bedroom,’ she says. ‘No one calls for him any more. He’d happily spend eight hours a day playing computer games.

I'm more than willing to serve up any amount of moral depravity you need, as a contractor I have access to great amounts of depravity and can lease you as much as you need if you agree to the terms.

bestloop.avi

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this reminds me
i didnt do what i said i was going to because my mom was out of the house and then i got busy
i guess i could go do it right now but
my dad is stil up

but
but
but
but
but
but..

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tfw you'll never open a christmas present and it's a rope

if your dad's still up, then you better do him.

‘The times I’ve heard, “Just be grateful he isn’t out partying!” I’d love him to be out partying. Why would you want your son to spend his teenage years alone?’

*clap*

great img, saving/copied everyone I hate is getting it now

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You'll figure something out

'I also had acne. I chose to be on my own, hating everyone and building space shuttles on Minecraft.’

Sandman?

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nah though

nooooooooooooooo

i dont think i ever will

fuckin eh

nope, much earlier comic

you think artists still have the patience to do graphic novels with fucking oil paint?

Enlighten me.

it's storytime, then
8ch.net/storytime/res/7694.html

Wait that looks like the artist who did Kill My Boyfriend.

you know what you have to do

stop being lazy

less lazy
more indecisive
like super

I shouldn't have ironically voted for Kanra if I knew I could have voted for Luka

don't worry i'll write your present into my will

daijoubu

you made the poll

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NEZI !!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Got grow some tiddies faggot.

yeah but I can't unvote my vote for kanra even if it was ironic. Technically Luka is winning.

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dont be such a meanie ;-;

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she ain't going as deep as she could go.

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Then go do it already.

#teamlittledick #moniqueconfessions