last thread is a very good read
ive been noticing a large boost in shitposting quality lately as well, and not like Scoot's "quality shitposting" either
its probably just because its close to the holidays and everyone is off
whatever happened to clockwork?
died in a car crash
died fighting a kangaroo
died giving birth to a whole den of kangaroo babies
his man vagina was smaller than jelly beans
this is a shitpost i am submitting it now hyeeeeewwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhh (sound of powering up)
-powering up continues for another twelve minutes, nearly half the episode-
-battle ends inconclusively and now the enemy is an ally-
-unrevealed shadowy figure who had been watching from [a mountain top / a forest / underwater] the entire time makes a dramatic and clearly villainous remark-
when she goes from mrs to miss
I know, right? :/
im checking out Yakuza Kiwami for the first time and it is awesome, can't wait to beat it
that just means you're available and can fuck around how you like
waiting for my roomie to get home from work through the snow hopefully with chips n salsa.
watching litecoins while taking a break from fortnite.
what's new with you?
Well, yeah but.. idk I've been talking with a guy and stuff.
I got a sore throat
but I had some soup so I feel slightly better
bitcoin had a huge wobble
imo crypto is a bubble about to pop
talking with a dude?
don't rush into it
oooh, what kind? chicken noodle I hope.
Yeah it's kinda nerve wracking but that's the fun part. I only bought one so far, but I think a lot of BTC investors are going to exchange for LTC thru 2018 pushing it's value up. It's just wobbly rn cause the whole ceo dude cashing out and the holidays imo.
Yeah I want to try and not rush it but like I really want affection again.
sweet and sour
the kick helps
get the affection from your female friends so you have a level head when talking to him
its like making sure you're full before going grocery shopping
Go to house fire
Full demo, nothing salvageable
Overlooking non-salvage trash/ throwing shit away
This house is going to need about 6 fucking dumpsters
Find 8ish bins of comic books in plastic bins, in plastic sleeves
Find bins full of decent hunting knives
And that's how I got some Punisher and Ghost Rider comics and knives.
my female friends
Grommles :( my life is crumbly rn
is this your job or hobby?
Job. Mitigation company. Just doing gruntwork today.
do you do all types of damage?
Water, wind, fire, mold, basically everything.
You can just take shit from the bins? Really?
what about when someone dies in a house and nobody notices for a month? is that you too?
just working on a lot of me stuff. its kinda cool.
Insurance said to dump 'em. So I put them into the trash. And then into my car.
I thought so. Punisher's a cool guy.
We don't deal with the body, but we clean up whatever it touched and deodorize the house. Fun fact, most of our suicides happen between November 20th and December 29th.
do you have photos of collapsed moldy buildings and stuff?
theres prolly a no photo rule
you'd think there'd be a no looting rule too
How often are you able to salvage something?
if its already claimed as nothing salvageable it is literally trash for the picking. its even paid for technically if theyre insured
Yes and no. If the house is in such a state that it's completly collapsed the state won't let us work there. But I have some pictures of houses that got fucked up royal. This last one was from a Menorah that was lit on the last day, forgotten about, and caused a fire affecting two houses. Those wacky Jews.
No, pictures are essential. Proves the work you did, proves what the customer had. Helps them get paid back.
I can salvage anything from a dumpster. It's public property the moment it goes into it. But more often than not it's more effort than it's worth. We get plenty of people wheeling around salvaging fridges and dishwashers though.
are you hired by the insurance companies
so can you share some of these photos?
those super whacky silly jews
i was afraid it would come to this
-vibrates in the space-time continuum-
i am hungy who has foods
Water, wind, fire, mold
The avatar master of all four elements vanished when we needed him the most.
Well, without insurance there's no point.
Wind Rain Shadow Wood Sword Thunder Power Sleep
Card Captors of the Clow expect the unexpected now!
SpaceX launched a rocket
Smoking's bad for you, you know.
You should stop smoking so much dick then.
Fuck. Welp, can't handle bullying of this magnitude.
-pats you on head-
-blocks ur path-
I'm not going into leave. I'm just letting you know that was some pretty high class bullying right there, mister.
did you ever watch those comics dubbed?
Surprisingly well done.
CAN U BELIEVE CHRISTMAS IS IN A LITTLE LESS THAN 3 DAYS
It's a little more than three days here. What's up with where you live?
maybe i live in the future ?
Do we have flying cars yet?
Someone has to be.
It's the middle of winter. Why would someone need to be cold?
holy cow any other florida posters wanna reveal themselves
Only about 2 others I'm afraid.
Your fault for living in such a terrible state.
Work's good, money's good.
yes hello i am florida want to meet xd
Swamps are terrible, though. And so are alligators. And so is being hot and humid all year round.
Doubt they're near Orlando.
Not in one, never seen one, besides dead ones.
Yeah. But money.
Still a terrible state.
Even if money is nice. And miscellaneous insurance loot.
ive already met up with nezi twice
once to see spirited away and once to exchange a gift lilililil
did you two fug?
Meh, if I find a suitcase full of money then I might care more about trash.
Oh, well, nevermind then.
once to watch spirited away
once for nezi to get anxiety and spaghetti
no thats lewd and inappropriate
What was the gift.
a fuckin dildo probably cuz hes GAY
yea dildos are so gay my dudes
Isn't this place sort of a gay place in general?
You can read the comics, and stare at the knives.
... And stare at the comics and read the knives.
too many fags breh
Is it gay if the dildo is female ?
Comics will be briefly interesting, yes.
only if she, the dildo, has balls.
so it's less about the been and more about the balls to avoid a murder, grommles~?
What if you don't touch them ?
being pansexual is an evolutionary trait
being a memer is an evolutionary trait
But is getting pegged gay? Really makes you think.
This place could do with some Christianity. Or girls.
Anything in that pile particularly interesting?
The Terror/ Punisher crossover, Wolverine series, Ghost Rider ones too.
im a christian and have thoughts about being a girl quite often
i got some tasty homemade cookies and a cute manga about kigurumi from lili~
stop trying to bring a dead meme back to life.
if you close your eyes does that make the gayness vanish?
well we had some christianity
and some girls(?) in the form of smiles
that wasn't fun
wow did u 2 both wear skirts and hold hands too
all jokes aside its good youre coming out of your shell and meeting new people
I celebrate that
my whole life is a shitty meme tho
too bad I can't relax and be normal
Its like i'm actually straight and just pretend to be gay all the time
normal is a myth
the only thing left to do is l e t g o
its been pretty shit I agree
but memey ehhhhhhhh
Ooh, neat. Are you into comics when you don't find them in a burned house?
You're filling both needs, I suppose.
I must've missed some drama while I was away. At least it was straight(?) drama?
too bad I can't relax
That's what lube's for.
i almost wore my skirt
what stopped you?
Wait, is that Advena?
I wish it was.
No, they just post the same character.
I miss him. So much. SD tier poster tbh
thank u i try
Didnt have a good looking top to wear with
I goggled advena and this came up ?
lube and rum honestly ;3
what in the unholy fuck is that tbh smh
Semi straight seems like the most you're ever going to get out of this place t b h.
nah advena was this german poster who was very aloof, a calm but fun poster
no goggling allowed.
fuck off goggles
go back to sims u little shit
Grim has a voice like a girl
hard to control brain
brain does it's own thing sometimes
shed skin scaly lookin mofokra
Not enough to have a real collection, but I enjoy reading them.
no. its very good
Lloyd is actually a girl
shes got some cute little tits
shhhhh only memes now
tfw grim compliments your tits tho
you didnt post the image in ur discord dp tho
shes cute thoe
ur cute thoe
fugn eww tho
Man this folder like 1000 deep
I'll post it if I happen upon it
Are you finally embracing that gay ass spirit in you or is that just the christmas spirit
You can hang your keys on them
it just can't stop typing his name
Sounds like a good day for you, then. What are you planning to do with the hunting knives?
It evens out, smell like ash.
Sharpen them, then hunt eventually.
Lloyd, in all honesty I think the gayest moment we had was when we were in a call together and you talked about how tight your ass was in these leggings and I pictured that for a sec.
I am a bit festive tho
not having one of those little retractable zip-line keychain things like all the cool nerds have
2018-2 week or so
You're allowed. You have my express permission.
That's what hair is for.
Horns are like... animal.
what? anal? prude.
They have short hair. Thus use the horns.
no butt stuff
ever ever ever ever
I would do it anyways
gummi bear enema
You have a gun? Also, what would you even hunt in Florida?
Short hair is cute. Horns are verboten. Get it right TRACER... if that is your real name.
Deer, hogs, gator, turkey.
It's one of my names, whoever you are.
You don't know who I am...?
Am I really that much of a nobody to you ;_;
Lol dang dude that's pretty flattering :3
Stay up off the eggnog my nig
That sounds really dum
I just have a clip for me keys
I have never had eggnog in my life
maybe ill break the nog cherry this xmas
after I feel better
to everyone tbh
imma showa and head off
hope u have a wonderful night welma
depends on the market. We're at $288.95 now. Makin dosh.
I'm sure your name is familiar to me. But your pictures and your lack of a name isn't ringing any bells.
That sounds really dum
The joke! *claps*
I have a sylveon keyring on my door keys and a pikachu/eevee keyring on my school bag.
I'm clockwork, butthead.
lmfao this fucking woman cons you at a bar and you lose more than 100,000 yen when she gets you drunk
Put your name on, then.
Distant marching of the SS Sagiri patrol
can you tell who I am ?
I don't feel comfortable with it on anymore.
Those sound pretty cute!
Sylveon is my fave. I don't have any cute keychains though I kinda like to keep my keys simple so they're not heavy in my pocket
Don't be shocked if I don't know who you are then.
I wanna be anonygromous too.
wow you're smart
The correct term is anondrogynous.
go away sci
What's his name
Shit u rite.
I know that feeling, luckily they're just like soft rubber so it's pretty light.
I couldn't find a Glaceon... I really wanted that.
You should feel the vibes I'm outputting...
Geez, you're a lame detective, Dojima.
*Don't be shocked if I don't care to know who you are then.
Does anyone have sci's hipster music taste? That's all I sort of remember him for.
That sort of smell would make me a little anonxious.
i found a tin from a place called Dave's Cookies and they are good cookies
i am having a peanut butter cookie right now
Aaw, I'm sorry
Was it old age or something??
Soft rubber keychains
Hm, maybe I should look for some!
I'm sure you could find your glaceon online somewhere
I think you meant anonauseous~
. . .
Can I have some cookies please
When goggles leaves you unreplied
you have to naked wrestle me for them
when you feel left out of comfy conversation
For a cookie!?
Sheesh dude that's a hard bargain ngl
I can't tell what her face is behind the mask..
Is she mad?
That was bedda
It was a sad day for the world.
I don't even know
these are very large, very fresh good cookies though
It's like a mixture of sad-anguish
I have a framed picture of my late pupper by my monitor right this second. We don't deserve their love but hopefully their memory will live on with us forever.
Going to sleep? Bye High Velocity Incendiary Tracer
Imagine having your dogs stolen by mexicans.
Sorry dude :<
Do you want another dog?
I've never wrestled though, there's a skill level gap here
Looks like you found your way in tho
Beer is disgusting!!!
its too dark and im lazy, i'll teach you how to wrestle, don't worry it will be daijoubu
My Mexicans would be Polish though, I suppose.
This makes me happy
Are you gonna be it ?
Imagine having your dogs stolen by muslims
I'm already aware of the dangers van-people come to cause
So you've got a lying-ass image
No way dude this is a ploy!
Just save me a cookie and take a picture no wrestling till then I ain't dumb B
I'm proud of you dude
Feeling comfy yet?
I could but you don't like black people like that afaik
right of course, you are the rational intelligent individual i should expect to be dealing with, of course you want to see the quality of this cookie before you agree to grappling in the fresh
I think I can settle in nicely. I hope, anyway
Yeah dude I am pretty school smarts and stuff yo
grappling in the fresh
Somehow I feel like that still works!
I forgive you under one condition.
Lemme know if you need a throw blanket or something I gotchu
im trying hard to be as fresh and cool as you
I recently purchased a throw blanket for £14. Extremely comfy indeed.
You'll need an ice pop for that! I have an ice pop in my possession 24 hours a day. 's how I stay cool.
I had one that was really fuzzy once but I lost it somewhere a couple years ago ;w;
Blanket package currently flying over your house dropping in 2 minutes, over.
dude when i was younger, i used to go through boxes of ice pops in the 100's during summer time, they should still be in my blood
Blankets are a bastion of hope and comfort in cold winter months.
I do suggest you get another, mine is extremely fuzzy and of perfect width too. I enjoy also using it with my duvet to create extra insulation.
I lost track of everything.
You forgot the parachute!
Now there's a hole in my roof!
What do you know about cold winter months, Mr. Britain?
Enough when the central heating is broken, the windows/building allows for drafts and there's snow outside Mr. Leaf!
Ice pops remain in your system for up to 7 years after ingestion, much like chewing gum!
So yeah you might be ready. Better get some fresh ones just to be on the safe side.
I will try to find one but it won't be the same as that old blanket. Life is suffrage
You asked if I would be your dog and I said:
I could but you don't like black people like that afaik
I'm sorry dude...
Want me to drop a roof on top of your roof!?
Uh-huh, how many cms of snow are there? 2?
Will it just shatter everywhere?
too much sugar for me now i think, but i might get a small box and give a bunch to some family members kids or something
I have a black friend
He got married yesterday
Needs to be cuter.
Perhaps you will be able to find even better? Once it has been broken in you may find it extremely comfy and warming.
Not enough, in my opinion. I do aspire to perhaps move to Canada after I have finished my education here though, I suppose then I will be able to deduce if I can withstand the stereotypical Canadian weather.
Those are some pretty big words for a 13 year old.
Being educated is of high importance, expanding vocabulary allows you to convey your point exceptionally. It is quite worthwhile indeed.
Ah yes, your verbose vernacular etc etc.
What is the cute little girl doing with a drink behind her back and feet? Quite likely that it will spill and stain those comfy sheets. Oh dear.
I think I will vacate for now. Thank you for having me here, I look forward to any future correspondence we may have.
It's honey, and the bears are holding onto them. It'll be fine.
Bye Muu/whoever the heck you are.
wait I'm not gay though
My roofs are 100% shatterproof made of google glass
Your magnanimity grows with this action. Hopefully their mom doesn't sue you when they get their brains frozen tho
But would you a black boyfriend tho is the matter at hand!
I will have faith in you and do some shopping :3
wait I'm not gay though
The pair of glasses?
Depends on what they look like
liking dickgirls isnt gay though dammit darwin -Lloyd
Yeah you too? I'm not gay either
Yeah! Google products are always tuff.
Hm. i remember some months ago you said outright that you felt no attraction for them. Change in taste?
This but actually!
You're all women so it's all good!
There's pancakes in that image
Can you pick up some denny's on your way home from work?
I would if I left the house.
so many things to watch before christmas i'm not going to have time to finish it all v_v
I've never actually seen one that I like in anything
but it could be possible
You weren't supposed to mention that in public.
Is that what they did with them after they flopped on the market?
what you dont see is them eating a plate of mcdonalds food on the other side of that webm to help maintain the girth
2 big macs, 2 fish fillets, 2 large fries.
W-wanna go get some Dennys?
The night is still young ^^
hehe looks like I've still got a shot then
Oops. Please don't behead me I'll be good.
Well yeah! They couldn't just throw em in the trash. Google loves mother earth you dig
Do you have a discount or what? Denny's is terrible.
No, I don't dig. I'm too lazy to dig.
W-wanna go get some Tim Hortons?
The night is still young ^^
It's mediocre but I think the value is decent
But no I wish I had a discount ;w;
What is good there?
But then how will you mine for bitcoins????
I like hash browns
Also the last time I went they had pumpkin pancakes those were good :3
Alternatively, we could stay in and have everything delivered.
Why not IHOP for pancakes?
I forgot they were a thing
I defer to your judgment! Let's go there
Wear something fabulous.
The Yakuza games look really fun and i like them
I will wear my Uggs.
Well, now I have no wish to go if you are covering your feet.
I will wear my skecher sandals???
im just catching up before Shenmue 3 comes out
Wear socks with the sandals to further disappoint him.
Why is her vagina so puffy?
I want to find a GF with a puffy pussy.
I want to find a GF first though :'(
Where is that Liliana weirdo that was here the last time I was here?
are you some new user thats even newer than green bean? or are you just wondering where they are and you've been here before?
and you've been here before?
That's pretty fucking obvious you retard.
the last time I was here?
yes but when was that last time, you dense motherfucker.
and were you here before that last time.
Yes, the night before. I think.
So, basically, you're just some new user nobody
These are all me;
I'm not sure if that is a yes or if you are Cato.
Why don't you animus guys make a puffy vulva thread?
I have your dick pic saved still.
Why would you save another man's dick picture? That seems incredibly homosexual. Faggot.
Why wouldn't you? Are you fucking gay or something?
looks like you're getting the hang of things
I always forget is this bern or darvan or some other nigga.
Also where the fuck is tp and grim.
OH WAIT THIS SOUNDS LIKE TP
I KNOW HE DID SOME COCKCOLLECTING SHIT
ahhhh fuck this is gonna be some shit where I talk to myself aint it
it's usually more active here on a friday night
are you Axel?
No but Axel Rose had some good pipes. TBE pre Christmas.
A lot of these niggas have families.
i have a family, i have been here for a while
Oh sorry. Mostly it is niggas that do there own thing that will be rocking on a Friday before Christmas getting fucked up and channing.
You buy all your gifts yet?
well i mean i dont have a wife and kids but neither do most posters here, i do have all my gifts picked out yes though, going to buy the last one tomorrow
DONT MAKE ME SNIFF
you got him, darwin is still shaken up from when i was trying to smell his butt earlier
guess im retreating back to youtube for the night
LOVE AND LOVE AND LOVE AND LOVE AND LOVE
That is probably the result of HIV-associated neurocognitive disorder. Stop being a faggot and ask jah to make the change.
BLOW TO YOUR HEAD BLOW TO YOUR HEAD.
we know you can do anything AND NO THOUGHT WITHHELD FROM THEE.
Did you? I didn't die (that term is overrated) but I went out More than once on the slab or tub.
DARVAN COME BACK OR I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
GIMME A REAL CARLS JR GOING DARVAN (NOT DIRECTED AT YOU DOGGO GUY)